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Then it's a party! Light the incense!

Speak the hallowed canticles of combustion, brothers.

Amen

Haha hahahaha XD

@@JV-iv9ml hell yea

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Lol

*”We can fix that.”* -Random techpriest cosplayer

*the flesh is weak*

Isn't that like an actual disease? Kind of like the... need for surgeries? I remember there being a sickness for that.

What is your duty?!

@@hollowdark87 "There is no truth in flesh, only betrayal." "There is no strength in flesh, only weakness." "There is no constancy in flesh, only decay." "There is no certainty in flesh but death."

Man emperor of man approves

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@@hollowdark87 to serve the Emperor's will!

It's not that the machine will be sad, it's that the machine will be pissed off, and when the machine is say, a semi autonomous 100 tonne murder machine, making it angry is generally a bad idea

Pretty much. The prayers, offerings, and ceremonies are akin to any religion. You don't say Zeus is weak because he demands you sacrifice him an ox. Zeus demands an ox every year and the wise know the value of pleasing him as well as the danger of rousing his ire.

Not sad more Angry and you really dont want a land raider angry or a baneblades or a leman russ

@@justarandomtechpriest1578 imagine a pissed off Titan… oh wait, you don’t! They exist thanks to Chaos

@@StarSage66 I mean, if someone won't do his job properly unless you stroke his ego, I'd say he's pretty weak ^^

yeah until some shit belt snaps and stops everything

Yo @Carlos Fred what’s your profile picture from?

@@primalreversion7034 It’s from a game called a Night in the Woods

@@bkarr8525 it can be repaired tho no matter what your not gonna stop an organ from collapsing because of age

Even in Death I serve the omnissiah

This, but unironically

That.. Sounded like me when my cousins asked what's the mechanicus, when I drank one too many

me trying to shut my relative up after the 6th time asking why I want to take engineering instead of medical

@@then00brathalos Based. Praise The Omnissiah

*your temple

Ekhmm... Skitari. No one is "the Good guys" in WH40k

Not really mind controlled when there is no mind

@@iNNoitora Except the Imperium of Man, obviously

@@wizgi7201 So, mind wipe and bodily control of the empty husk of a former person with a mind. Much better hehe

@@azure9809 And vatgrowth. I'm fairly certain there are some cloning facilities on Mars that supplant most of the Skitarii forces.

T2 tool steel

AR500

430 here.

I've always been fond of T6 aluminum but I guess I'm the outlier.

@@phosistkar6425 I can see the appeal it's OK, you're cool. SAE 4130 personally.

What does the emporium of man sell?

@@jinx8624 guardsmen. Loads of guardsmen. More than there are stars in The sky.

@@brok56 i pitty the guardsman Sold at such a low price

if you have big enough guns, people tend to be nicer to you or they get blown up.

... and ships, titans, farming & construction equipment, life of the golden throne. The Mechanicus is needed, not tolerated.

May the Omnissiah hear you, brother

Blessed be this video, for the algodrithm has delivered me to it!

@@grishakaleesh4207 just came here to say hello

The machine spirit bends to your will, they have directed new viewers to this homage to the Omnissiah.

The confusing machine spirit of the KZfaq algorithm has been appeased, for now at least. Praise be to the Omnissiah!

It will randomly play in my head throughout the day to remind me that I am alive

It's from the game mechanicus

@@queteimporta7262 Oh I know dude. I own it. I just like hearing it again.

I literally watch the full intro every time I boot it up

@@markbrandt3252 same

Rubric marines have no flesh tho they're literally possessed suits of power armor

Rubric Marines get no bitches.

Legion of the damned : (laughs in the souls of the damned)

Alpha Legion: *Laughs as their entire memory/life/personality gets erased and replaced by something new for another infiltration effectively dying and reincarnating between every Operation*

@@erwannthietart3602 Alpha Legionnaire to Ultramarine: "Whoa, buddy, slow down there, we're loyalist like you!" Ultramarine: "The f**k are you on about, you're Alpha Legion." Alpha Legionnaire: _"It's Tuesday today. :)"_ And then they held hands all night until the sun went up _and then the legionnaire stabbed the f**k out of the Ultramarine because it was now Wednesday._

There is no phase, but for the incandescent glow of our phased plasma guns.

@@zigzaghyena there is no phase, there will not be any glow up EXCEPT THE GLOW OF OUR RADIUM GUNS

Go down the rabbit hole

DO IT

This universe is so grimdark that even the company that made it is evil.

@@CommissarChaotic Too be real though, any company big enough is probably evil

@@biggestsmile6235 +1 even tho that in pratice nothing justify it lmao welcome to our world i guess x')

lore wise most mid-low members of the mechanicus are pretty normal people (for 40k standards) with varying degrees of implants, it's just the high ranking magos that go full mech usually.

Also titan pilot are kinda not part of the mechanicus

@@hiramayala9054 titan pilots are pretty rare humans, the imperium would go out of his way to save one, after all they unite with a mountain church just with their minds

@@queteimporta7262 I know that their few who can pilot the titan what I was trying to say is I believe titan faction fall toward the imperium then the mechanicus and only work with tech priest because their help supply the titans, and so on.

@@hiramayala9054 princepes(titan commanders) and titan crews (assistant pilots) are apart of the mechanicus proper just like the skitarii or any of the specialist branches like biologists. They have the required implants to control the titan together as well as other ones most officers get, like a cybernetic eye arm etc although its more of a status symbol since they dont receive the same amount of implants mostly due to needing to fit within cramped titan control centres (or wear a full body uniform in the case of the assistant crew) However A: they could under the officers/crew uniforms have plenty of cybernetics, just not the most outlandish ones. Infact they most likely do as linking with a titan withers the body very fast over time. And B: after a while a princepes must be turned almost into a servitor. their body unable even with extensive augmentation to survive being the brain of such a powerful machine, they are placed into specialised tanks where their body rots further but their brain and skull remain, so for some titan crewmembers they do the ultimate mechanicus thing and dont just control a titan, but BECOME IT! Litteraly being bound to it as your brain is to you. TLDR: titan crews tend to get less immediatly visable augmentations to fit inside cramped titans, however some become fused into it permanently.

That’s why I prefer toasters

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Hello, are you looking to troubleshoot your girlfriend? Have you tried replacing her heart with a toaster.

It is our duty to the Blessed Machine.

To someone who doesn’t play War Hammer, this speech oozes with edgyness

@@theotv5522 That's what makes 40k so special. It's grim-dark, metal and edgy as fuck to the point of satire, and we're aware of it.

@@bergonath8851 Yeah, I remember a friend I've met a year ago. He was the quintessential edgelord and loves Angron and the World Eaters. After learning about Angron's lore, I'm more convinced he's more of a tragic figure than a one-dimensional mad guy. But so are all the other Primarchs.

It's a waveform, gosh mom you don't understand.

Careful how you say that name

@@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 what, warhammer?

@@Warhamer116 you hear that? those lawyers are coming, we should run!

@@CommissarChaotic TOO LATE

@@robertcapestany6019 QUICK BROTHER, attract as many lawyers from different IPs as possible! We'll cause a copyright vortex and take them out with us!

Detonate after for no bloody reason

@@algirdas25pl31 Maybe it was unnecessary. But I think it was b/c it was all a relic; the UN and the human way of doing things. The machines were done negotiating with humanity. The ambassador bot was there to ratify the new constitution, or whatever, the last bit of respect for their human creators. It barcode signed the document, it was digitally preserved and the physical copy was as unnecessary as the UN and everything it represents. The human politicians were part of the problem and just had no place in the future. And at the time the machines thought they could give humanity a paradise simulation and the winner writes the history. So I don't think it was for no reason. There was a certain kind of logic to it.

​@@xotube2206it has been a theory that the ambassador was the oracle before deciding to aid humans

@@a.r.h9919 hmm.. that's interesting

The line between the admech radicals and the dark mechanicum is such a thin one, one cannot distinguish desperation from depravity in such hopeless times.

I just want to point out, the Dark Mechanicum ARE Admech radicals. Just ones from the 30th millennium that sided with Horus, instead of modern ones.

Yeah literally the only difference between admech and darkmech is that the latter dabbles in warp magic and thinks that the machine God is a chaos God and let's not talk about heretecks

That ctan could prove a useful temporary ally against a hive fleet invasion, necrons, chaos. If the enemies of the imperium ever get too strong and try to take terra, unleashing that ctan may be the best option. I wonder if it has respect for the emporer of man considering the void dragon is a more warrior kind of ctan he could restore the emporer back to life so that they can have a rematch and regain its pride

@@timdillon4876 did you _really_ just try to make a case for a vengeful, imprisoned, broken fragment of a star-god that eats souls for breakfast actually being willing to treat its latest captors honorably if it escaped? Lol. Lmao.

@@OneBiasedOpinion all Ctan are different from one another, not much is known about the void dragon especially on why he was just imprisoned after battling the emporer, it would seem at one point the emporer would outright have it destroyed and finished off at some point if he didn't have a plan for it, why risk something that powerful being right next to terra and in the mechanicus's most important world. Void dragon might also have bigger beef with the necron, maybe big E is counting on him or his primarchs whooping its ass again or unleashing it on some huge threat coming to terra to gain an edge in a fight they would lose.

Yeah the fact that he kept the void dragon rather than blast it with warp magic is proof that he always had plans for it

@@OneBiasedOpinionEldar souls are tastier than human souls 🤷‍♂️

"just walk on it lmao coward"-Death korps of kreig

tbh i didnt even know that was a woman, or that there were ladies in the Mechanicus. it warms my circiuts that our future treats men and women as equals under the Machine

@@balltoball1 Imagine identifying as a human gender lmao

@@Las3rBoy imagine identifying lmao

Haha, EPIC 40k reference!!!

Man, Woman, Machine, Monstrosity, Deity, maybe multiple at a time, all are welcome to join the suffering

And steel it remains

#rust

warp fuel melt steel beams

@@SpaghetteMan the Horus Heresy was an inside job

Inferior units! Tungsten is supreme!

Mmmm Seeeeexxxxy bloated contaaaaaaaaainerrrrrr

mrräöögghggg sexy bloated containerggh

Ooooh, I oiled my robes...

Dump truck metallic behind

The Metal Men would like to have a word with you.

The Mechanicus have what I consider to be some of the absolute coolest lore of any human faction in the game.

If you want books I’d start with gaunts ghosts or the entire Horus heresy but if you want to ease into everything I’d watch some videos from luteinp09, arch, aborder prince (narrates existing books or fan made ones), or adeptus ridiculous to name a few

Adeptus Ridiculous and Luetin09 I couldn't recommend enough. Also Baldermort's. And Majorkill, although he also does AoS stuff.

another hat to throw in the ring, look up Oculus Imperia - he does in lore in an in universe style (so pretends he is someone within the universe - its bloody brilliant. the sheer contempt he has for the nonhuman factions as said character oozes style.) Also try watch a few channels, as each has their own style

Iron within, Iron without. No, wait, different guys. My bads.

@@peste2574 HERESY DETECTED. ENGAGING LETHAL MEASURES.

@@smonk4198 WAIT, I MIXED UP THE IRON WARRIORS WITH THE IRON HANDS, IT IS AN HONEST MISTAKE ARBITER.

@@peste2574YOU HERETIC! *BLAM*

@@peste2574 *blam*

Yes. We’re trapped in these bodies and long to be badass killing machines. For the Omnissiah

@@DrAnimePhD For the Omnissiah.

Really extreme trans humanism

@@june570 _Very_ extreme.

The AdMech are what happens when you take a bunch of transhumanists, and stick them 40000 years in the future, and give them their own faction and tell them they can do whatever they like to themselves with the old tech they dig up, as long as the Imperium gets an IT department out of the deal.

This compliment goes straight to the mechanical cryopump that serves as a heart.

Nothing better to replace it with, that’s why. And now you've made me actively think about how my skin feels on me and I'm gonna be having bad sensory days that won't even resolve once I've pulled off all of my clothes. Thanks a lot!

I mean, dreadnaughts.

@@ummdustry5718 the remain of a living space marine is in there

@@ScipionLaurentiend If we're defining dreadnought pilots as living we really ought count tech-priests too

@@ummdustry5718 true, I stand corrected

@@ummdustry5718 "Even in death, I still serve"

instructions unclear, penis stuck in toaster

XX or XY. Anything else is a delusion.

@@combativeThinker facts.

CHAOS?! YOU ARE A SERVANT OF THE RUINOUS POWERS!? *Screams of anger and sounds of lasgun being loaded* edit: grammar

The worst thing is...... They are right. *proceeds to replace limbs with robotic ones* Praise the omnissiah

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Based.

Warhammer 40k space hulk deathwing enhanced edition? And necromunda?

@@ilikecorks1715 oh yeah play space hulk a year ago... necromunda looks fun but eh not my type call to arms with 40k mow mod is good and wahammer 40k space marine

@@whatthehell4644 look up the men of war 2 warhammer mods you can technically play it as a rts and a 3rd person shooter at the same time

I'm just trans [maybe transhumanist] but mostly trans

@@splutteryelm same

Thank you, random imperial citizen

Honestly? Same. Also they typically don’t feel nearly as much pain either. Losing out on my empathy and humanity might be a small downside, but I’m ok with it.

@@OneBiasedOpinion Why losing them? Just have a "switch" to turn them off.

@@user-ju3vo1vh7v _rubs hands maniacally_ We have work to do, Savant!

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By now, census taker asked you abut religion?

@@goldenpotato925 Censuses in the UK have questions about religious belief, with the option to decline to answer if you so choose.

One of these days someone is going to actually start the Adeptus Mechanicus. It is probably going to happen in an underfunded and beleaguered IT department somewhere, probably a government agency/civil service. Takes a certain kind to work IT for a government agency...

Lmao

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@@thekefyt many thanks. The curiosity was killing me.