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Asmongold Shorts

Asmongold Shorts

Жыл бұрын

These videos are unmonetized fan-made shorts.
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@Effect-Without-Cause
@Effect-Without-Cause 11 ай бұрын
it's ok officer, she's actually a 5000 year old fairy
@Icemantwang
@Icemantwang 11 ай бұрын
Or a 400 year old vampire. It’s okay guys! Haha
@lilporky8565
@lilporky8565 11 ай бұрын
It's okay officer, she's *FICTIONAL*
@bewdeyeswhitedragon
@bewdeyeswhitedragon 11 ай бұрын
its ok officer, she's just a pixel
@nekurokundesu
@nekurokundesu 11 ай бұрын
It's ok officer, she ain't real
@bellcranel8873
@bellcranel8873 11 ай бұрын
It’s ok officer, I have diplomatic immunity
@gingerbread_GB
@gingerbread_GB 11 ай бұрын
Man's a veteran, didn't even flinch
@mrmechpunch4653
@mrmechpunch4653 11 ай бұрын
more like. He just isn't impressed with how far the game devs aim at shutins and weebs.
@Nebujin383
@Nebujin383 10 ай бұрын
​@@mrmechpunch4653so "not impressed" that he almost swallowed the entire word "let's"... Right 😁
@datscrazy4095
@datscrazy4095 10 ай бұрын
@@Nebujin383he literally turned the video
@pidaras_pidarasina
@pidaras_pidarasina 9 ай бұрын
I think he was afraid to reflect in any way regarding the video, so he changed the subject quickly.
@roadent217
@roadent217 9 ай бұрын
I personally did flinch. Felt a bit of a pang of disgust in my heart.
@TRBLMKR69
@TRBLMKR69 3 ай бұрын
"Damn that's crazy, anyways assassin's creed you say" 😂
@eunumsei2258
@eunumsei2258 2 ай бұрын
I guess this youtuber would rather see "ASS-assin's Creed".
@Annaliynn
@Annaliynn 18 күн бұрын
@@eunumsei2258 cringy 2022 sex jokes npc humor
@ShuRumstar
@ShuRumstar 9 күн бұрын
​@@eunumsei2258😂
@ariumaas1796
@ariumaas1796 Ай бұрын
“Shes 18 in dog years!!!!!!” 💀
@Sikaz5119
@Sikaz5119 Ай бұрын
😂
@nvnent0120
@nvnent0120 Ай бұрын
dog style
@NumNutsJunior
@NumNutsJunior 21 күн бұрын
@@nvnent0120 naw that’s crazy man😅
@YDBHpoTheIllegal
@YDBHpoTheIllegal 19 күн бұрын
Woof? 😺
@McCaroni_Sup
@McCaroni_Sup 18 күн бұрын
"It's legal, all three are 27 years old! (combined)" - Dorontabi, referencing Little Lyrical from Princess Connect.
@motivateddad
@motivateddad Жыл бұрын
That was a huge ass whiplash.
@Grim_death144
@Grim_death144 Жыл бұрын
I see what you did their
@checkmatedot8126
@checkmatedot8126 11 ай бұрын
The game name?
@BoneheadPlays
@BoneheadPlays 10 ай бұрын
@@checkmatedot8126u a pedophile?
@noerazz7515
@noerazz7515 10 ай бұрын
@@checkmatedot8126 whatever the name is, you do not need to know.
@theparodywizard677
@theparodywizard677 10 ай бұрын
@@checkmatedot8126 HIT 2 Not sure if it's here in the west yet but good luck! ;)
@-welfin-
@-welfin- 9 ай бұрын
"It's ok officer-" "Why are you speaking, we're here to arrest her"
@jaefellow9010
@jaefellow9010 9 ай бұрын
stay safe out there son
@StardustSpiritDragon
@StardustSpiritDragon 9 ай бұрын
Thank you she was sexually harassing me :
@FakerBuddHK
@FakerBuddHK 9 ай бұрын
In one side, she looks like a kid, so you would be the pedo, but on the other side, she is the older one
@wdadwdwdwadw8604
@wdadwdwdwadw8604 9 ай бұрын
@@FakerBuddHK many asian females look super young youd be surprise. you have females in their 30s looking like they teens. remember watching Korean tv shows with korean girls in their 20s looking like they 13, you have actual grown ass man playing young 14-15 year olds while in their mid 20s.
@ThatOneCarrot_
@ThatOneCarrot_ 9 ай бұрын
​​@@FakerBuddHKyou wouldn't be cmcharged if you had evidence that SHE was the one that harassed you by showing you her a$$
@OniMint
@OniMint 3 ай бұрын
"Hear me out" ~ that one guy
@Annaliynn
@Annaliynn Ай бұрын
@@0_Mind_Blown_0just say what the fuck you wanna say already
@0_Mind_Blown_0
@0_Mind_Blown_0 Ай бұрын
@@Annaliynn 💀
@johntownsend7320
@johntownsend7320 29 күн бұрын
​@Annaliynn your creepy bro
@Annaliynn
@Annaliynn 29 күн бұрын
@@johntownsend7320 what did u say
@johntownsend7320
@johntownsend7320 29 күн бұрын
@Annaliynn it's a child man, I don't know how you can think it's anything else
@loszhor
@loszhor 3 ай бұрын
For those asking, the game name is "HIT 2" and I believe that character is named "Kiki".
@LG1ikLx
@LG1ikLx 3 ай бұрын
Yh I would definitely not have asked for the name of the game other then to avoid it 😂
@Reignor99
@Reignor99 3 ай бұрын
Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. Now how exactly do you know this?
@mysisterfanny
@mysisterfanny 3 ай бұрын
​@LG1ikLx so your saying that this Korean game is built for perverts? You literally have no idea how tall or aged that character actually is. You never seen a petite 30 year old woman and thought "damn she is cute"? If you see this video and you look at the female and your mind immediately jumps to "damn if I play this game I'm gonna be a pedophile" then you have an issue as your the one sexually objectifying her.
@nothanks8128
@nothanks8128 3 ай бұрын
Thanks needed a new outlet 😉😉😉
@user-yz6jp1qg8z
@user-yz6jp1qg8z 3 ай бұрын
God bless you
@morsnihil
@morsnihil 9 ай бұрын
Bro switched topics so fast and nonchalantly😭
@themasterblaze7563
@themasterblaze7563 9 ай бұрын
The pain and utter choke in his voice when he switched tabs said everything.
@dunkleosteusterrelli
@dunkleosteusterrelli 9 ай бұрын
“nonchalantly” homeboy did not look into his eyes
@fistface
@fistface 7 ай бұрын
asmongold has lost his soyboy mind
@Razzaq585
@Razzaq585 7 ай бұрын
Its a fucking videogame, chillazzz
@Michael.Gunner
@Michael.Gunner 7 ай бұрын
We just immediately move on and not talk about some stuff, kinda fucked up that the devs added that and it says a lot about their target audience
@ACE.studioz
@ACE.studioz 9 күн бұрын
what is that game called?...
@icehoof
@icehoof 2 ай бұрын
That's rough when you have to watch the mirage trailer voluntarily
@JacksonSosaku
@JacksonSosaku 7 ай бұрын
- What are u doing, son? *- Ugh... Ugh... Drugs*
@MelancholyKnight
@MelancholyKnight 6 ай бұрын
Mom said I'm not allowed to watch asmongold anymore 😔
@thsudy
@thsudy 6 ай бұрын
He was afraid of succ-ess
@dartmaster500
@dartmaster500 6 ай бұрын
​@@MelancholyKnightskill issue
@Alien91928
@Alien91928 5 ай бұрын
Are ya winning son?
@mattoucas869
@mattoucas869 5 ай бұрын
Drugs are better than this. This shit is disgusting.
@scorpio0494
@scorpio0494 8 ай бұрын
“It’s ok officer-“ “Sir you are being charged with arson in 13 different countries”
@Echeval1er
@Echeval1er 7 ай бұрын
E
@demoniktusk758
@demoniktusk758 7 ай бұрын
Arsongold
@doctortuxito7532
@doctortuxito7532 7 ай бұрын
Oh hey Scorpio
@scorpio0494
@scorpio0494 7 ай бұрын
@@doctortuxito7532 the fuck? How?
@rynocerusrex5050
@rynocerusrex5050 7 ай бұрын
Very realistic me conversation (I’m not even listening, just petting the K9)
@loszhor
@loszhor 3 ай бұрын
I shall show my outrage by continuing to watch this on loop!
@doodoo2065
@doodoo2065 20 сағат бұрын
Top comments: 🧐😶💀 Recent comments: "hear me out..."
@absolutelymundane
@absolutelymundane 4 ай бұрын
“That's a child with a mother's hips” 💀💀💀💀
@AdrianoRCS
@AdrianoRCS 4 ай бұрын
Hmm. Who say that?
@grainherstal1912
@grainherstal1912 4 ай бұрын
​@@AdrianoRCSone of the chat
@arroba_matias
@arroba_matias 4 ай бұрын
WHATTTTTT
@Helloisme007
@Helloisme007 3 ай бұрын
She 5000 year old☠️
@r3zaful
@r3zaful 3 ай бұрын
It's came from Hit series Her name is kiki
@TheWaspAboutToAttackYou
@TheWaspAboutToAttackYou 9 ай бұрын
Homegirl just casually flashed us 💀
@ManWhat3209
@ManWhat3209 9 ай бұрын
Fr bro😭😭
@destroyallfurries
@destroyallfurries 9 ай бұрын
anime in a nutshell
@FBIagent.
@FBIagent. 9 ай бұрын
Ikr 💀
@JY_jay
@JY_jay 9 ай бұрын
Fr 😭
@austinhall3937
@austinhall3937 9 ай бұрын
Be semi attractive and go to parties. You'll be surprised by what you see
@Norelphy
@Norelphy 3 ай бұрын
GodDAMN!! I need a name, it's for research porpuses.
@thebros275
@thebros275 7 күн бұрын
"if i stand up il be banned" ahh moment
@vankyer
@vankyer Жыл бұрын
Lmao that comment, "A child with a mother's hip". 😂
@AwsOm3Fac3
@AwsOm3Fac3 Жыл бұрын
The best kind
@vanillaoreo251
@vanillaoreo251 Жыл бұрын
​@@AwsOm3Fac3 is a child? Oof
@finalwitness203
@finalwitness203 Жыл бұрын
​@@AwsOm3Fac3 👁👄👁
@Makai-
@Makai- Жыл бұрын
​@@AwsOm3Fac3Aaaaahh
@NeoEvanA.R.T
@NeoEvanA.R.T Жыл бұрын
​@@AwsOm3Fac3 least pedophilic Japanese man
@fw420
@fw420 9 ай бұрын
She really hit us with caramelldansen
@powerdude_dk
@powerdude_dk 9 ай бұрын
Hahaha.. now that you said it, yeah... lol xD
@kiophoenix
@kiophoenix 9 ай бұрын
I want to play that JUST to spam Carameldansen. What game is this?!
@powerdude_dk
@powerdude_dk 9 ай бұрын
@@kiophoenix don't bother
@HuggyBuddyOwO
@HuggyBuddyOwO 9 ай бұрын
​@@kiophoenixIt's called Hit 2
@wavierdig
@wavierdig 9 ай бұрын
I fucken new that little dance triggered a dim light in a filthy alleyway deep in my brain
@mrduck1490
@mrduck1490 10 ай бұрын
Well the milk store is empty, but at least the bakery is overstocked.
@hggpi
@hggpi 10 ай бұрын
Yeah. We got no father but fictional woman are hot asf
@-nivuk-5260
@-nivuk-5260 9 ай бұрын
Welcome to the bread bank. We sell bread, wie sell loafs. We got bread on deck, bread on the floor, roasted, toasted
@thenewseorarek9625
@thenewseorarek9625 9 ай бұрын
Thats ok! I can buy milk elsewhere!
@WatchFelineSpine
@WatchFelineSpine 9 ай бұрын
@@hggpi my bf asked me to cosplay as 2B and he tells me im better than 2d women lmaoo maybe you live in the wrong country dear🤣😂
@ShadowCrescent
@ShadowCrescent 9 ай бұрын
​@@-nivuk-5260sethical moment.
@Hugo-yz1vb
@Hugo-yz1vb Күн бұрын
She puts the stack on shortstacks
@RodrigoSantos-mg8pi
@RodrigoSantos-mg8pi 22 сағат бұрын
The guy "omg that was hot" 😭😭💀
@vergil_vt
@vergil_vt Жыл бұрын
Deploying Flashbang.
@thegreatgonzales6813
@thegreatgonzales6813 9 ай бұрын
THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS
@VergilSparda69
@VergilSparda69 9 ай бұрын
*Tinnitus intensifies*
@couththememer
@couththememer 9 ай бұрын
@@joelrobinson5457What was the color of her gloves?
@adamtaurusragnathebloodedg8407
@adamtaurusragnathebloodedg8407 9 ай бұрын
TACTICAL FLASHBANG INCOMING!!!!
@Fyr01
@Fyr01 9 ай бұрын
Xd
@AverageCarnitrixEnjoyer
@AverageCarnitrixEnjoyer 7 ай бұрын
MoistCritikals younger brother DryCritikal.
@hashbrems
@hashbrems 6 ай бұрын
DryHitmarker
@rage4948
@rage4948 6 ай бұрын
My exact thoughts 💀
@grimerime23
@grimerime23 6 ай бұрын
Critikal couldn't be MORE dry, it's why i cant watch him. before anyone say's, yes I get that thats his shtick and why people think he's funny but it aint for me, I feel like drywall has more personality to it than him lol edit - did kinda like his podcast, he show's SOME emotion there.
@AverageCarnitrixEnjoyer
@AverageCarnitrixEnjoyer 6 ай бұрын
@@grimerime23 his prime is gone😞
@FrogTonic
@FrogTonic 6 ай бұрын
LiquidCritikal
@aqgaming1092
@aqgaming1092 Ай бұрын
She just flashed her butt and giggled. 😂
@Khoi_isnt_here
@Khoi_isnt_here Ай бұрын
"Caramelldansen" playin in my head💀
@MK_ULTRA420
@MK_ULTRA420 Жыл бұрын
Korean MMOs be like:
@qzh011
@qzh011 Жыл бұрын
Yep, they are disgusting degenerates
@NewsofPE
@NewsofPE 11 ай бұрын
KZfaq comments be like:
@KironX1
@KironX1 11 ай бұрын
Replies be like:
@Onigumo.
@Onigumo. 11 ай бұрын
Likes be like:
@danilopolar6476
@danilopolar6476 11 ай бұрын
Report be like:
@AverageSensei
@AverageSensei 10 ай бұрын
You know it's bad when he goes to see what the assassin's creed video is ☠️
@illocality
@illocality 9 ай бұрын
did you notice that one of the viewers said “pedo game” ☠️
@kogorun
@kogorun 9 ай бұрын
yep, can't help it, just another south asian pedo game
@RiTchieKII
@RiTchieKII 9 ай бұрын
@@illocalitywell he wouldn’t exactly be wrong would he
@illocality
@illocality 9 ай бұрын
@@RiTchieKII lol he’s definitely not wrong ☠️
@antoinebouchard1850
@antoinebouchard1850 9 ай бұрын
He's also at a loss for words
@nazirulmubin6204
@nazirulmubin6204 14 сағат бұрын
the gulp before the assasin creed
@roachdoggjr1940
@roachdoggjr1940 17 күн бұрын
Source is HIT2. Character is kiki. Stop asking "game? Game? Game?" Just get this to the top.
@WasabiiMayhem
@WasabiiMayhem 9 күн бұрын
Thanks
@carlospomares3225
@carlospomares3225 6 күн бұрын
I can only provide one like, sorry
@pumpkinchicken4104
@pumpkinchicken4104 4 күн бұрын
helps a lot
@PhuongNguyen-zb2en
@PhuongNguyen-zb2en 9 ай бұрын
Officer: you're under arrest Me: but she is over 5000 years old I swear Officer: we knew that son. I'm talking to her
@indie_gamer7
@indie_gamer7 9 ай бұрын
This makes me think, would a 5000 year old get jailed for dating us?
@vexzel5550
@vexzel5550 9 ай бұрын
:0 I truly applaud the way you put that in lnto perspective. Would it be wrong if some lived forever but dated a 18yo I wonder.
@apologundert2825
@apologundert2825 9 ай бұрын
What gane is this?
@ICCUWANSIUT
@ICCUWANSIUT 9 ай бұрын
​@@vexzel5550itd be like the earth dating the sun Its wrong
@SparkjointAnimation
@SparkjointAnimation 9 ай бұрын
Plot twist of the day
@cybererox2055
@cybererox2055 9 ай бұрын
Don't fall into that trap brothers : She is a POINTY EAR LEAF LOVER !
@Lumbrax
@Lumbrax 9 ай бұрын
Rock and stone!
@yarraqusdickus
@yarraqusdickus 9 ай бұрын
STONE AND ROCK
@sebastiangonzalez8974
@sebastiangonzalez8974 9 ай бұрын
ROCK AND STONE FOREVER!!!!
@TheResidentevilfan99
@TheResidentevilfan99 9 ай бұрын
ROCK ME LIKE A STONE!
@kendydigiuseppe8988
@kendydigiuseppe8988 9 ай бұрын
IF YOU AIN'TROCK AND STONE, YOU AIN'T COMING HOME!
@mayanndegracia4859
@mayanndegracia4859 Ай бұрын
Bro changed the topic so quickly, even I cant compare... 😂😂😂😂
@im_aht4386
@im_aht4386 18 күн бұрын
Bro said "ill check that after stream"
@bryanruiz5075
@bryanruiz5075 9 ай бұрын
“Yep there it is” 😂😂 man’s had a plan
@the0sanitydokutah967
@the0sanitydokutah967 9 ай бұрын
A child bearing child-bearing hips
@Boogeybae
@Boogeybae 9 ай бұрын
I see what you did there
@Amy-gf7je
@Amy-gf7je 9 ай бұрын
Lol
@ayylmao02
@ayylmao02 9 ай бұрын
Officer, right here 🤦‍♂️
@cursedcat9557
@cursedcat9557 9 ай бұрын
Awh hell nah bro
@the0sanitydokutah967
@the0sanitydokutah967 9 ай бұрын
@@ayylmao02 you can't arrest me for telling the truth!
@Cattlethebigbadcat
@Cattlethebigbadcat 2 ай бұрын
The thumbnail Gyatt 💀
@Annaliynn
@Annaliynn Ай бұрын
cringe
@Cattlethebigbadcat
@Cattlethebigbadcat Ай бұрын
@@Annaliynn Bro what cringe You must be kid
@MissAubrey
@MissAubrey Ай бұрын
​@@Cattlethebigbadcatcringe
@Cattlethebigbadcat
@Cattlethebigbadcat Ай бұрын
@@MissAubrey Idc Kiddo probably I'm older than you 🫵🏻
@crypticallee
@crypticallee 3 ай бұрын
He was on the verge of tears
@McCaroni_Sup
@McCaroni_Sup 18 күн бұрын
UOHHHHHH 😭😭😭😭
@falcongamer5867
@falcongamer5867 13 күн бұрын
​@@McCaroni_Sup I predicted that reply
@Crazieyboy15
@Crazieyboy15 9 ай бұрын
*BAM* “Soap trusted you, I thought I could too.” 🔫
@NicoBabyman1
@NicoBabyman1 9 ай бұрын
“So, WHY IN BLOODY HELL, DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!!” 😡
@videoplayback_
@videoplayback_ 9 ай бұрын
It happened a few years ago
@eimerhegel427
@eimerhegel427 8 ай бұрын
I was young, and patriotic.
@randomstranger_3
@randomstranger_3 2 ай бұрын
​@@eimerhegel427 ---when I first met Vladimir Makarov.
@ItsCidergirl
@ItsCidergirl Жыл бұрын
asmon looks like a caveman version of charlie
@dotfflan
@dotfflan 10 ай бұрын
Lmfaooo
@a1pha_star
@a1pha_star 10 ай бұрын
Can’t unsee it now. 😂
@SilencerXLR8
@SilencerXLR8 10 ай бұрын
FR
@huniverso
@huniverso 10 ай бұрын
Xddxdx
@jesterdude420
@jesterdude420 10 ай бұрын
Be honest, they both look like cave dwellers
@JackBob-tm1jy
@JackBob-tm1jy 2 ай бұрын
That one dude GYATTTT
@Annaliynn
@Annaliynn Ай бұрын
cringe
@JackBob-tm1jy
@JackBob-tm1jy 29 күн бұрын
@@Annaliynn lol
@YDBHpoTheIllegal
@YDBHpoTheIllegal 19 күн бұрын
It's cringe yet brave. Congrats.
@JackBob-tm1jy
@JackBob-tm1jy 18 күн бұрын
@@YDBHpoTheIllegal thanks ?
@JackBob-tm1jy
@JackBob-tm1jy 18 күн бұрын
@@YDBHpoTheIllegal thanks ??
@princeking1562
@princeking1562 29 күн бұрын
Man swallowed air after that one.
@Speedyboy3293
@Speedyboy3293 7 ай бұрын
Man you can hear the gulp he really knew he screwed up big time
@frostedlambs
@frostedlambs 5 ай бұрын
He didnt do anything tho its not his game
@xXxC0nSUm3rXxX1337
@xXxC0nSUm3rXxX1337 3 ай бұрын
Women actually show thier raw bear asz and tits yet these virtual models can get you banned??? Rofl twitch is so dumb only thing dumber is ppl who watch streams
@matheusmacedo9751
@matheusmacedo9751 Жыл бұрын
That gulp tho lmaoooo
@Anthony-mv5vx
@Anthony-mv5vx 2 ай бұрын
Nah bro the thumbnail💀💀💀💀💀💀
@ethanmendiola3070
@ethanmendiola3070 Ай бұрын
Me: "Hey YT, I'm looking for TERA content right now" YT: "Oh cool yeah, here's a Monkey's Paw, should help you out."
@bromanr7209
@bromanr7209 Ай бұрын
Thank you for the game name😁😁
@ethanmendiola3070
@ethanmendiola3070 Ай бұрын
@@bromanr7209 It's actually "HIT 2". TERA was a popular older 3D Action MMORPG that had... similarities to what's in this clip.
@handsoap5496
@handsoap5496 10 ай бұрын
"dont worry officer shes 300 trillion year old dragon vampire fairy."
@jordanicaly1393
@jordanicaly1393 10 ай бұрын
Doesn’t Matter imo if she looks like 8
@xythiera7255
@xythiera7255 10 ай бұрын
​@@jordanicaly1393Did you asume its gender or its age ? .
@jordanicaly1393
@jordanicaly1393 10 ай бұрын
@somethingdiabolical3894 Bruh its the same with that also yes they are fictional but people would still smash them if they were real thats my point.
@almalone3282
@almalone3282 10 ай бұрын
@@jordanicaly1393what do you mean by “real”? It’s not illegal to put your dick on a piece of paper or a computer screen
@Correction_Guy
@Correction_Guy 9 ай бұрын
​@@jordanicaly1393So what? You're concerned about what consenting adults are doing. Keep in mind: It's *age* of consent, not *looks* of consent.
@zerofox865
@zerofox865 9 ай бұрын
for someone who don't know the game's name is HIT 2
@solarmarks3093
@solarmarks3093 9 ай бұрын
W mans
@-DA-ONE-
@-DA-ONE- 9 ай бұрын
Ma man 😎👍
@BossNiggaNiger
@BossNiggaNiger 9 ай бұрын
You deserve more likes
@sussyshibotsugikuni9580
@sussyshibotsugikuni9580 9 ай бұрын
The name is probably a pun because "I will hit that 2"
@FTG_Overlord
@FTG_Overlord 9 ай бұрын
Thank you love me some lolis.
@waterwombwurld
@waterwombwurld Ай бұрын
"It ok officer, Picket fence teeth man changed the video afterwards"
@Sauronthegoodguy01834
@Sauronthegoodguy01834 Ай бұрын
"Holy shit this is hot" bro 💀💀💀💀💀💀
@RohitSingh-ks5xv
@RohitSingh-ks5xv 28 күн бұрын
That's a child man
@falcongamer5867
@falcongamer5867 13 күн бұрын
​@@RohitSingh-ks5xv the *_False..._* has consumed you
@yeetuslord1104
@yeetuslord1104 4 ай бұрын
It's said, little Timmy is still trying to pause at the right time
@TOUGHEYES
@TOUGHEYES 3 ай бұрын
Little Timmy's an Amateur.
@yeetuslord1104
@yeetuslord1104 3 ай бұрын
True, like. Just slow down time bro it's easy
@boredboi6279
@boredboi6279 Ай бұрын
I will admit I was trying to pause it but it was just to read the chat apparently there was a chatter that said "that's a child with a mother's hips" 💀 it's in the first second of the video
@pistolstart
@pistolstart Ай бұрын
I paused it the "wrong" time
@FE4R777
@FE4R777 Ай бұрын
What game is that
@QuocTuanTran-tf6lq
@QuocTuanTran-tf6lq 9 ай бұрын
"SOMETHINGS JUST SNAP,SOMETHINGS INSIDE OF ME,I DONT CARE ANYMORE,I DONT CARE OF BEING A SUPER SAIYAN"
@BeastOps10
@BeastOps10 8 ай бұрын
nahhh fam
@ivoverbeek5851
@ivoverbeek5851 7 ай бұрын
​@@BeastOps10q
@rielaxault
@rielaxault 7 ай бұрын
What are you "quoting"?
@nikkobird590
@nikkobird590 7 ай бұрын
​@@rielaxaulthe quoting Vegeta
@rielaxault
@rielaxault 7 ай бұрын
@nikkobird590 why is he saying it here?
@AlexyPY
@AlexyPY 29 күн бұрын
The power of thumbnails
@krishnasaikia6132
@krishnasaikia6132 4 күн бұрын
Hey Hear me out hear me ou-
@Nuke1ncoming
@Nuke1ncoming 2 сағат бұрын
That sir, is a child
@GBlockbreaker
@GBlockbreaker 9 ай бұрын
funfact: there was a year where the FBI had to pause investigation on real cp cases because they received too many false reports from internet users reporting cartoon porn
@tombradshaw1378
@tombradshaw1378 8 ай бұрын
Fun fact: this guy jerks it to loli. People aren't saying it should take precedent over irl cp cases, but the people who are into this stuff need help and are a potential threat to children.
@bruhbrehii
@bruhbrehii 8 ай бұрын
Bruh
@januczak3705
@januczak3705 8 ай бұрын
Tell that fact to Twitter freaks and KZfaq users and Oh Boy they will go wild and upset whit that fact! 😂
@Shyvorix
@Shyvorix 8 ай бұрын
Yea the FBI have gotten very pissed off from false reporting cartoons or (non-realistic such as anime) artwork as CP cause it clogs up the actual investigation systems where actual victims are involved in said cases. INTERPOL also had to deal with that shit a whole back, but I lack details on that aspect.
@shiverfan4867
@shiverfan4867 8 ай бұрын
I'm guessing it was youtube and twitter users?
@genericweeb7300
@genericweeb7300 9 ай бұрын
Bro got flashed but only saw his career going up in flames.
@djw_tekken8490
@djw_tekken8490 9 ай бұрын
But whats the game i will never play tho... just tell me homies
@nunyabizness3866
@nunyabizness3866 2 ай бұрын
Wait until sweet baby gets a hold of it.
@Born2Losenot2win
@Born2Losenot2win 12 күн бұрын
Bro wtf did you make me watch in public 😂😭
@leonardonascimento5787
@leonardonascimento5787 9 күн бұрын
What game is he playing?
@Mutantvine
@Mutantvine 9 ай бұрын
Came for the clickbait, stayed for the KZfaq comment warzone
@wenarda2782
@wenarda2782 9 ай бұрын
I call for therapy and my therapist need therapy from me now.
@sebtheboss6309
@sebtheboss6309 9 ай бұрын
Can you be my therapist?
@jojobod
@jojobod 9 ай бұрын
Its just loli lmao
@wenarda2782
@wenarda2782 9 ай бұрын
@@sebtheboss6309 yes
@wenarda2782
@wenarda2782 9 ай бұрын
@@jojobod lets be honest i dont know how many years she have but i can think is over 30 years
@jojobod
@jojobod 9 ай бұрын
@@wenarda2782 what? Could you rephrase that
@kiwirooks7299
@kiwirooks7299 Ай бұрын
"character with flat chest is a child" "Character with big booba is targeting women" Ffs just pick one so we can play our games.
@nonamenolife2635
@nonamenolife2635 3 күн бұрын
Men with big chests 😎
@kiwirooks7299
@kiwirooks7299 3 күн бұрын
@@nonamenolife2635 honestly I'd say just make every character a futa if it got them to stfu.
@KapasaGamer
@KapasaGamer 20 сағат бұрын
Technically the 5000 year old fairy is the bad one.
@bigswordlittleman3770
@bigswordlittleman3770 8 ай бұрын
Just the look of "i want nothing to do with this"
@orangerightgold7512
@orangerightgold7512 9 ай бұрын
Its okay officer she isnt real and she cant hurt you.
@kingkaijuboygodjira3116
@kingkaijuboygodjira3116 9 ай бұрын
but words will.
@nonusbusinissus5632
@nonusbusinissus5632 9 ай бұрын
@@kingkaijuboygodjira3116 we believe in sticks and stones in this household.
@Journey_Awaits
@Journey_Awaits 9 ай бұрын
“NOO GET ON THE FLOOR NOW” *unloads magazine into monitor*
@jigsawlol242
@jigsawlol242 9 ай бұрын
Based user using common sense for once
@Kezsora
@Kezsora 9 ай бұрын
@@jigsawlol242 Bit strange if you like looking at sexualised characters that are clearly designed to look quite young
@tonysan4436
@tonysan4436 15 күн бұрын
What is the name of this game????
@theworldsgreatestjidiot9667
@theworldsgreatestjidiot9667 3 ай бұрын
That gulp from asmond really said how much he did bot want to be associated with that
@bigballs7911
@bigballs7911 8 ай бұрын
Game is Hit 2. Character is Kiki.
@felidaeviv4680
@felidaeviv4680 7 ай бұрын
Careful out there brother
@MASTERCRAFT938
@MASTERCRAFT938 7 ай бұрын
.
@muhammedmuha4846
@muhammedmuha4846 7 ай бұрын
Bro.....why
@SpillyWilly_
@SpillyWilly_ 7 ай бұрын
What have you done
@vaporeon1179
@vaporeon1179 7 ай бұрын
​@@averageduckenjoyerthefinalno
@1234fakerstreet
@1234fakerstreet 9 ай бұрын
In Korean, this says this is the skin or character for Hit2. The character and skin is "dusk patrice" 더스크포트리스
@HirokiPlays
@HirokiPlays 9 ай бұрын
There's a Hit 2?! I loved the first one... will the West ever get it?
@Enup_edits
@Enup_edits 9 ай бұрын
I'm sorry if this is an obvious question, but what is hit?
@HirokiPlays
@HirokiPlays 9 ай бұрын
@@Enup_edits a mobile game. It was an action arcade RPG game, when it came out there was nothing like it out on Mobile until Honkai Impact 3rd came out. But for a while it was the best thing ever, personally.
@bellzeppelin6913
@bellzeppelin6913 9 ай бұрын
Why korean men have very high estrogen levels?
@kaikysouza9861
@kaikysouza9861 9 ай бұрын
thanks for the source, i'll make good use of it
@zerozeroone4424
@zerozeroone4424 Ай бұрын
Damn bro maybe Jared from Subway was onto something with this one ...
@hiddenalien
@hiddenalien 20 күн бұрын
Hit 2 is the game
@CriticoDeTodoSinArdor
@CriticoDeTodoSinArdor 9 ай бұрын
He closed it so fast 😭
@osama9501
@osama9501 9 ай бұрын
"Lets see what the assassin's Creed video is" Bro is tired of this shit 😂
@grimmow187
@grimmow187 9 ай бұрын
nah, he'll go back offstream to bust a nut. he just not sure if he can stream that girl
@antarescr94
@antarescr94 4 ай бұрын
Are you winning son? ...
@b_gun
@b_gun 23 күн бұрын
i clicked the thumbnail and i was not disappointed
@AFemmotaku
@AFemmotaku 8 ай бұрын
The name of the game is Heroes of Incredible Tales 2, otherwise known as HIT 2. There is no Global release.
@dio6807
@dio6807 8 ай бұрын
Whyyyy
@shiverfan4867
@shiverfan4867 8 ай бұрын
​@@dio6807because why not?
@nihility.
@nihility. 8 ай бұрын
Aw, damn.
@fountgarde
@fountgarde 7 ай бұрын
Aww. HIT1 was global. I guess it didn't do well?
@AFemmotaku
@AFemmotaku 7 ай бұрын
It's doing pretty alright, but the publisher probably feels that the game might not be compatible with Western audiences. It is a very different game compared to HIT1.@@fountgarde
@Lucyferbby
@Lucyferbby 9 ай бұрын
“Officer shes not real however I do wish she was”
@Correction_Guy
@Correction_Guy 9 ай бұрын
Why discuss it with an officer in the first place?
@VashTheStampede117
@VashTheStampede117 9 ай бұрын
@@Correction_Guy *cough* Sting Operations *cough*
@Correction_Guy
@Correction_Guy 9 ай бұрын
@@VashTheStampede117 Please explain to me how that would be a sting operation.
@SafetyKitten
@SafetyKitten 9 ай бұрын
@@Correction_Guy its not that serious bro lmfao
@drnobody1908
@drnobody1908 9 ай бұрын
​@@Correction_Guyactually funny enough they will jabait you into a sting. Happened to me once, few years ago I had been watching r34 anime and instead of me watching a r34 anime the vid was click baited showing something completely illegal. I call the police and told them what happened and gave them the sight an everything. Within minutes I was apprehend by the jabaited squad and before they took me away the local police showed up saving my skin, the ones that tried to nab my innocent behind wouldn't even let me talk they kept playing willfully ignorant to the situation. Guess they wanted a pay raise but they didn't get it from me.
@envynautica6497
@envynautica6497 Ай бұрын
The editing and the way he plays it off got me 😂😂😂
@nanocrite
@nanocrite 3 ай бұрын
I saw a carrameldansen reference for a sec
@Someoneyou_usedtoknow
@Someoneyou_usedtoknow 5 ай бұрын
"It's ok officer-" "Oh don't worry, we're here to arrest HER on charges for soliciting an adult."
@Crowned_Oni
@Crowned_Oni 5 ай бұрын
She's also an adult she's like 400
@Milk_____________________
@Milk_____________________ 4 ай бұрын
@@Crowned_Oni then for me a minor
@lorenzoniccoli99ln
@lorenzoniccoli99ln 4 ай бұрын
If only this society worked
@Maru_812
@Maru_812 2 ай бұрын
​@J1N901 "well actually she's 400 years"-🤓☝️
@Crowned_Oni
@Crowned_Oni 2 ай бұрын
W 1200 year old@@Milk_____________________
@Kishiwii
@Kishiwii 9 ай бұрын
The animation is really smooth though. This was really well crafted for fanservice
@arial012
@arial012 9 ай бұрын
What game is?
@OliverRickX
@OliverRickX 9 ай бұрын
@@arial012 hit2
@cornpop838
@cornpop838 8 ай бұрын
Fan service for who? Pedos?🤣
@Ikonokura
@Ikonokura 8 ай бұрын
​@@cornpop838people that like women under 5'
@cornpop838
@cornpop838 8 ай бұрын
@@Ikonokura right bud🤣
@RobertVistal-jp2cw
@RobertVistal-jp2cw 18 күн бұрын
Went straight to assassins creed to cleanse his eyes
@angelofmalice0
@angelofmalice0 Ай бұрын
*Vaush entered the chat*
@UrickSan92
@UrickSan92 9 ай бұрын
That comment in the beginning just summed it up "That's a child with a mother's hips"
@notacat.1
@notacat.1 9 ай бұрын
Saw it too 🐢
@Cookies4Wookiees
@Cookies4Wookiees 9 ай бұрын
motherships will need additional pylons
@m4kund1
@m4kund1 9 ай бұрын
​@@Cookies4Wookieesand a fleet beacon
@WallNutBreaker524
@WallNutBreaker524 9 ай бұрын
That's actually fictional. Not a Child.
@Pure-px6rm
@Pure-px6rm 8 ай бұрын
@@WallNutBreaker524 bro what
@haron521
@haron521 7 ай бұрын
I like his nervous gulp with desperate eyes
@oscaralanvaldezportillo2430
@oscaralanvaldezportillo2430 8 күн бұрын
Game?
@mck_21
@mck_21 23 күн бұрын
That gulp xD
@fosterbennington6405
@fosterbennington6405 9 ай бұрын
It was the carameldansen that made him switch off
@themorrow3547
@themorrow3547 7 ай бұрын
Asmon... "Yep, there it is..."
@DirtCheapFU
@DirtCheapFU 14 сағат бұрын
Moving on... to the porch. Hands in the air. Dont wave them like you just dont care.
@Cloverfromyellow
@Cloverfromyellow Ай бұрын
Checks out more like cheeks out
@adamk-paxlogan7330
@adamk-paxlogan7330 9 ай бұрын
God damm she be carrying the whole bakery 😂
@AmeliaNationalHomeFront
@AmeliaNationalHomeFront 9 ай бұрын
No the entire Bread and Pastry industry 😅😅😅
@adamk-paxlogan7330
@adamk-paxlogan7330 9 ай бұрын
@@AmeliaNationalHomeFront lol i
@Covrage
@Covrage 9 ай бұрын
​@@adamk-paxlogan7330What?
@adamk-paxlogan7330
@adamk-paxlogan7330 9 ай бұрын
@@Covrage bro it's a joke what is that you don't understand 🤣
@koda236
@koda236 9 ай бұрын
@@adamk-paxlogan7330weird ahh nigga
@biff1019
@biff1019 9 ай бұрын
"Lets see what the assasins creed video is" last words before fbi broke down his door
@THEDEMONGAMER177
@THEDEMONGAMER177 5 күн бұрын
Bro just said “cool anyway let’s check the assassins creed video”
@DrKurapikaIsDrowning
@DrKurapikaIsDrowning 14 күн бұрын
Ladies and Gentlemen, we got him.
@pavlemarjanovic1896
@pavlemarjanovic1896 9 ай бұрын
He was like: "Ok, there is nothing interesting here. Let move on".
@sparking023
@sparking023 9 ай бұрын
Asmon: "I've seen enough, I'm satisfied."
@AtomicPiggly
@AtomicPiggly 9 ай бұрын
Wrong. He clicked off because it's a fucking CHILD. Asmon really hates games that use children sexually and pretend it's some bullshit like 500 year old vampire witch doctors. He absolutely hates it and constantly talks about how it's extremely weird and makes you a legitimate pedophile. And I 100% agree. If you can look at that, and not feel weird, you have a fucking problem and should stop existing.
@SMG6-
@SMG6- 3 ай бұрын
one hand is crazy💀💀💀💀☠️
@charlessanchez1761
@charlessanchez1761 3 ай бұрын
Gotem! We fuckn gotem
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