Asmongold watched one of my videos. I have finally peaked. Also cheers for watching the ad, fellas.

"We're gonna take his content, we can at least watch his ad" Wise words

"Enemy AI is far more A than I" gets me everytime

Calling the Fallout 76 conundrum "a backpack drama" is like calling World War 2 "an angry austrian throwing a tantrum in Germany". You're technically correct.

"If I'm gonna take his content I'm gonna watch his ads" decent lad

This is the third time I'm watching this Internet Historian video and I'm ready to go again.

"Blizzard could learn from this!" Unfortunately, they were too busy harassing female employees to learn how to freely exploit their player base for playtesting.

I was one of the people cursed with immortality, it was pretty hilarious. You could glitch your health into the negatives and because it wouldn't ever hit zero you'd be unable to die. I eventually managed to become killable but it took hours of messing around with rad showers

Character movement speed SHOULD NEVER be tied to framerate, its the most basic concept of game developing. Those devs should fire themselfs.

The worst part is... ALL of this really happened, and there's still people defending Bethesda

"And there was no rum." Why is the rum... always gone?

'We couldn't mass manufacture the prototype canvas bag because they were *too expensive.* Were sorry' 'The plastic bottles *cost twice as much* as the glass bottles, were sorry' Badthesda, Bad.

"there was a drama with a backpack" understatement of the year.

"What are you trying to say about Austin?" WEEEELLL... Mass Effect Andromeda FALLOUT 76 ANTHEM Austin is where developers and their games go to die.

“We are taking his content we are going to watch the ad” he earned my respect

2:26 some guy in chat said "So you mean Cyberpunk will flop ?" 😬

He missed the thing where Bethesda pushed a second patch on that notorious patch, which was based on a previous version of the game and essentially reversed all of the bug fixes and content

"Release it anyway and patch it up later" _Asmondgold pauses video_ Entire Chat: _BFA BFA BFA BFA BFA_

"16 times the Detail." "Who cares." Me as a Morrowind player: "Thank you." [likes video]

Why is this being recommended to me TODAY?

" SIX TEEN TIMES THE DETAIL... " 😂 The memes write themselves.

Internet Historians sponsors are probably the best way to do sponsorships on youtube, keeping them creative, and following along with the style of the video, props to him for that.

4 year later this hits different.

"Imagine having a game so bad you get sued" LMFAO that made me lol hard

It's great seeing people who didn't know about it learn about the whole thing for the first time.

Internet historian is one of my favorite youtubers, he just has a really nice voice that compliments the quality of his vids.

4 years later people still playing this crap. No one learned

There is a guy just recently got banned for data mining and made a map that you could search for different resources and weapons. But that wasn't the issue the problem came from him finding bugs and testing if he could redo them and then reported them to Bethesda's forums. He got banned for trying them out and he gave up on the game because of it.

Good guy Asmon actually watching the creative ad in the content he's watching, finally someone who has some moral fibre.

Arguably Bethesda gave buyers 500 atoms in order to avoid that being in the lawsuit. Accepting the atoms lets them argue that you agreed to trade the bag for the atoms

Watching in 2024 wondering when Internet Historian will drop his starfield video.

My favorite part about FO76 is that I couldn't believe it was released in 2018 back when it was still 2019 because it felt like it was a few years old and now, in 2022, I can't believe it was released in 2018 because it feels like it was released in 2020. Truly an ageless masterpiece!

"if we're gonna take his content, we're gonna watch the ad" now that's a good boi morally good boi

Bags called CANVAS bag but made of NYLON.

31:08 As a legit Game Art student, I learnt about this: They aren't paid to laugh they are passive aggressively THREATENED to laugh.

"We aren't planning on doing anything about it." -Carl's last day as Bethesda's Customer Service Manager He was taken apart and refurbished for a new one later that day.

Bethesda and Blizzard were the two companies I trusted to ALWAYS make good games. And they've both let me down time and time again lately. Depressing.

19:18 "Im gonna buy 5/18 of the white-paint version of the power armor" that was too good and asmond spoke over it, had to comment it.

The Year is 2023, Bethesda Released Starfield what is still made with the Creation Engine and it being so bad it makes current Fallout 76 look Decent.

The company literally chose every wrong speech check when this game came out

My man Brian over at Gamestop just witnessed all this destruction and still musters a 'How can I help you?'

Confirmed: Austin Texas is just Scuffed Dallas

And then people thought starfield would be different at launch XD. bunch of suckers.

STARFEELD WIL BE DIFFRANT

This guy is like my grandma, he always speaks on the best parts.

"Here's what I know: there was drama with a backpack" You're in for a treat. Whether it's a treat because you like ridiculous drama or get to be relieved you dodged this entirely, though.....

Something else not mentioned: the power armour helmets had black mould in them

Audience paid to laugh.. you should watch Bethesda E3 2019 audience’s reaction. It’s nuts.

So to explain the pot pie portion.... IF it takes that long there is only one explanation. There is literally no chicken left that is cooked and they are 10 minutes to close. That is the only possible way. So in this scenario if there is no chicken at all, this is what happens. The fry cook, AKA what i did, already cleaned his kitchen and put everything away 30 minutes prior to close so he can get the fuck out early and go back home so he can get 4 hours asleep before working another 9 hours at the second job he has. So now he has to put everything back together, which is probably 10 minutes. So he goes to the pressure cooker, slaps that bitch back together, and its ready. He has to get his flour tables put back together as well. So a new tub of flour, a clean pot of water and clean trays for the chicky to go on. Then you go and get the chicken from the fridge, clean that shit, dip that slut in flour and arrange it on its rack. Then once that is allll down, you spent about another 10 minutes if you are doing it according to the rules. Now you are hopping your fryer is at the proper temp by this time which is dependent on how cheap the franchise owner, which is likely very cheap because he lives in India. So it probably needs another 5 minutes to get to 375 degrees or something cant remember. Then its done, you slap your rack of chicken in the fryer and it goes down. Now you need to wait another roughly 23 minutes for it to cook. Now 48 minutes later the chicken is cooked and the fry cook hates your fucking guts, but is probably more pissed at his manager for not having ANY chicken. Now the cooked chickey goes to the food prep in the next station over. They pull the chicken apart and smash it or some shit, then mix it in the pot pie mix in the tin and put the fancy flour lid. That can take about 10ish minutes. Then you slap that little slut in the oven for i want to say another 20ish minutes. Once its done you got a steaming hot pot pie. So about 78 minutes, so ya

Its hilarious how Asmongold thinks hes making some kind of profound statement when he pauses. But hes too dense to realize thats the point of whats happening in the video. And it will just get said right when he unpauses by the video creator

The helmet that came with the collectors edition was also recalled because black mold was growing in them.

The chat going ham in the back with his commentary plus the quality of Internet Historian’s vid This is fucking perfect

Legend says that Todd Howard and Ion Hazzikostas still roam the land, trying to get people to buy the pig and Fallout 76

These are 2 universes I never thought could collide. One guy says his memes with class and wit. The other one lives in the filthy memes that he utters.

7:06 well he said about Austin wasn't team A (team 1) but team B (team 2) and that it was inexperienced so wasn't made to deal with this kind of a big project

I really have to start following up on the company drama. Thanks for watching this video and bringing it to my feed. I absolutely can't believe this is true. This is the worst chain of reaction they could have handled the situation with. how could they think they could get away with that much negative feedback after every change they make including big media outlash? how could they not change the head of whoever is in charge? This is a PR nightmare and it feels like it is worse than EA's nightmare.

The Historians will spreads I love it.

No idea who this guy is, but I love this Internet Historian video so much I wanted to hear what this guy thought about it.

They actually succeeded. They made a game that was literally hell on earth. How the apocalypse should be.

Light wood laminate!! Light wood laminate!! Light wood laminate!!

"Why didn't I get one?" You don't shill for Bethesda. You shill for Blizzard. Have fun at Blizzcon 2019! P.S. don't forget your phone ;)

I never played Fallout 76, but it’s my favorite game of 2018.

"He's hacking that computer btw, I learned that from CNN" LMFAOOOOO

I watched that 3-hour video of the bugs and it just felt like a surreal horror the more I watched it. But an interesting theory someone had in the comments of it was along the lines of "what if the bullets that aren't doing damage, mobs taking random damage, mobs randomly spawning or disappearing, and the fact that people are logging into different accounts; what if that's all the craziest programming issue of multiple servers crossing over each other?" Ex: The mob in front of you isn't taking damage because the bullet is somehow going across realms/servers to hit a different mob, and the confused player on that side is just watching the thing hurt itself. idk but that was the trippiest thing I had read after watching that fustercluck for three hours straight and i kinda hope that's the case there

a paint brush $2 1 bucket of blue paint $5 one bucket of yellow paint $5 = total cost of power armor paint job irl $12, in atomic shop $18

Asmon comparing every single thing to WoW is troubling lol.

The thing I loved the most about the video was how you said, "This looks like Warhammer" as immediately I thought, "Got a Battle-Brother over here."

When I launched f76 on pre-release date with team of friends in discord, first thing that I heard on character creation screen is other people. Streamers, kids, everyone. There were proximity chat enabled by default, and everyone in character creation was considered in same place, and option to disable it was only available after you complete character creation. So. Game was probably never ever tested in multiplayer.

"If we're using the guy's content, we're gonna watch the ad" Damn classy move asmongold

Asmongold: So wait, they are holding people's accounts hostage... Kinda, they're holding people's SMURF accounts hostage, which doesn't work, obviously. Also, that guy, trashing the Game Store, total overreaction, since it's not really the store's fault that Bethesda themselves wouldn't give him a refund.

Watching this years later, Asmon’s comment about how good a game looks being it’s selling point amounts to bad game still rings true. Example: Cyberpunk 2077

24:00 The look of innocent, almost childlike excitement on Asmongold's face as his followers suffer from mass epileptic seizures is the most hilarious thing I've ever seen.

I'm so proud that I was part of this disaster

Buying a physical copy with a cardboard disc inside is like roleplaying 2008 GameStop

I love how wake up get up get out there is in the background

I really wish he included the part where you couldn't turn the in game voice chat off LOL

The fallout standard affected wow at the bottom and it began to Flicker xD

34:32 Starfield

22:10 It, unfortunately, takes a long to cook certain food, Asmon, and even though you're supposed to cook a certain amount of food per hour, you can't account for people clearing out one item in a short period of time. For example, at Boston Market, it took an hour to cook pot pies. We always had 4 out even though we typically sold maybe 1 per hour. Anyone, at any time, could come in and take 2-3, or all of them. At that point, there is literally nothing anyone could do to make the food quicker, unless you want your stuff microwaved. Your dad needs to calm down in those situations. People in food have it rough. They shouldn't have to deal with inconsiderate, hot-headed people who have no idea the entire situation is beyond literally anyone's control. Again. Unless you want microwaved food...

Subbed to Internet Historian on the Pool's Closed video lmao

Here's what you need to know about Fallout 76: Easily It was the WORST Fallout game ever made. It's barely a Fallout game at all. And now they're adding pay to win microtransactions, which they said they'd never do. It completely destroyed the reputation of Bethesda and whatever goodwill still remains with the fans. It's going to be hilarious when the next Elder Scrolls game bombs if they try to pull even half the crap they did with Fallout 76.

After playing Persona 5, I’ve begun to notice that there’s A LOT of music from Persona 5 in this video

This explains the shock on Tod Hawards face when people started playing fallout 76 and loving the show recently lol

never pre-order, wait for review, then buy...

That was the best ad I have ever seen on a KZfaq video. Amazing work by Internet Historian.

17:03 Huh I didn't know amazon was a store. And that they sold magic items that shrunk once you got home.

1:46 Starfield.

“Fallout 76 Pant, Singular” 😂😂😂😂😂

that 3rd party makers of nuka cola make better bottles/rum than bethesda... rofl

I love the part when WoW kicked him off the game for AFK and caused the screen to flicker nonstop. Seeing his chat freaking out while Asmongold is looking at awe for the screw up of fallout 76 is perfect.

Has it really been 3 years since Fallout 76? Time sure does fly.

I love Internet Historian. I found the channel after being curious about what happened to kony 2012 and he had his most recent video as an update.

WoW's had that account/character problem on at least two occasions, I've logged in to random other peoples characters on my select screen and it scared the shit out of me

Also, no one talks about how they found out later that the materials inside the helmet from the Power Armour edition causes a toxic and lethal mould to develop. So wearing it can literally kill you. Shitstorm 76 just never seems to end...

"the backpack didn't work" my brain: stuff falling out of bag

Not shocked. When a guy I knew worked on ESO, done by Bethesda's parent company, he was told to stop doing the extra work he was doing on his own time to improve the game due to it making other developers look bad.

Lost cost fallacy is the term you were looking for, I believe. It's when a person wants to continue with a thing they don't want to do because they've already invested so much time or effort. Like going to college for two years then sticking with it for a degree you don't want anymore because you feel like you'd be wasting the two years you already spent, even if you'd just be wasting another two years on the degree.

Wait only 10 mins ontop of the video time? Must be an old asmon video.

28:31 All the reviews have names from fallout characters, Piper Wright, Liberty Prime, K-L-E-0 etc.

I remember when F76 came out, one of my best friends got it because one of his buddies pressured him into getting it. I desperately wanted to join them but i literally bought a different game the same week so I didn't feel like spending more money like that. I don't know how to feel about how the game turned out