9:25 No, tbh You are. But it doesnt matter really

I really thought the dog was benny, but benny was alive 5 years ago lol.

"Son of a fuck" lmfao

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"this guy is dead" "ok lets go" i will do this i will do that, like why is he announcing himself of doing things on live

44:20 holy shit thats what im saying 😭

I cried from laughing throughout the whole video, while Asmon was not even trying to be that funny.

I feel like xqc is the only realest person on twitch, these guys act and sound fake

This is the easiest game in the series from from software lol

watching him never use lock on and being a dipshit physically causes damage

Atp he should be called Syzyfmon for doing alldat shit he does like cmon how dumb can you be 💀

Used Battle shout 5 times in 11 hours

I suffer badly with depression and anxiety which stops me wanting to go out at times and I've watched his full ds1 Ds3 and elden ring plays multiple times and the part bloodborne one and when watching them the depression literally goes away and I just enjoy this, it's funny and entertaining it's just brilliant lol thanks for this because it's more important than some realise

2 HAND FFS

I hate arguing with poeple like asmongold! No logic at all to there arguments so much so that it might trip you with the dumb stuff he says!

You would think by after going thorugh blightown 3 times he would expect the unexpected with this game and also it doesnt hold your hand! What a momo!

SO dumb for trying to go through lava! what part of this game reminds him of WoW from a gameplay standpoint!

That's how Sekiro starts, "Its not fun". Stick with it and it gets better. Its like that great TV show you want to recommend to your friends and its like, it gets good after 10 hours. That's quite an investment.

“OVERLEVELED😭😭😭😭” his chat is just something else, fucking obnoxious to look at

To each their own. I understand Asmon cuz I felt the same way about Sekiro. In fact, I also quit it at Hirata Estate at the drunk boss fight and never came back. This deflect-deflect-parry gameplay was not for me and was nothing but annoying. Elden Ring comapred to it was a bliss.

Mcconel is against advice but feeds him bad decisions, that is a cuck, bench guy hostage

I never realized how stupid asmongold was until seeing him try to play this game.

WHAT HAIR LOL

This guy is fake af, this is why Xqc is realest mfer on twitch

1:12:00 Despawn, in dark souls? 😂😂😂 Best joke I ever heard 1:19:46 Ok I admit, neither I knew this was possible 😂 Seriously, goddamn, this silver knight made Hawkeye Gough proud, "A truer shot was never loosed" 1:40:20 Damn! Silver knight soloed him 1:41:10 Put that stupid sword away and say that again...

He was not worthy

im actually livid over how many times he died to friede in phase 1 and not just that on top he is overlevelled

This was my room in college but it was alcohol bottles and drug paraphernalia. Good times.

Sometimes i come back to this video and it's a shame no one has uploaded the actual play thru (Somebody did but they taken it down) It's so sad to see these comments being the obnoxious lifeless game players that they are, their pride and ego is hanging onto their dear life by a thread playing souls like games. It would snap if they were to find out he beat and finished the game many moons ago.

Bro quit against the ruin sentinels 😂 literally the easiest boss in the game

2:08:40

1:50:24 dude freestaylin lol

i know what to do...dies🤣

11:51 the comedy writes itself

4:39 HA you wish you were, 0 percent

This is the only period in time Asmon could survive. Any earlier period in time this man's caveman brain would lead to an early death. I imagine him 1000 years ago as a levy in some lord's army, charging into battle with a pitchfork rather than a spear because it has 3 points instead of 1 sharp point 🤦‍♂️

@1:50...and i'm sorry apparently you have never visited nexusmods where a ton and i do mean a ton of mods exist to make the game LOOK better. So are you saying only mod authors for free should make a game look better, or i don't know, could it be a genuine selling point?

can't believe it took him an hour to reach Majula.... he's the slowest player ever.

1:26:10 People in chat wanting him to parry the snakemen, dudes, he can't even block... 1:34:20 A miracle! He learned something! Now that's a gameplay I can watch, blockimgan attack and punishimg later is way better than keep spamming indefinitely trusting the enemies would aleays be so easily stunlockable 1:49:10 Famous ignorant's advice, "get the zweihander and your life is complete" like, a +0 zweihander? Because you know he doesn't have neither the souls nor the materials to upgrade it. Plus, you are actually trying to make the guy who thought the gargoyle axe was "too f*cking slow" to use a ZWEIHANDER? Go play the game 1st before giving advice. 2:29:13 Nooooo, of course not, all those moving guilhotines are just ehhh...Decoratio! Yes, decoration. 3:36:30 He quite literally confirmed all the "spoiled child" theories on chat 😂😂😂 3:54:00 Famous last words 😂😂😂 4:00:25 Longsword RULES!

21:10 LOOOOOOOOOL

20:05 lMAOOOOOO

1:57:55 It makes me chill

This guy is such a tool wtf

This is just dsp level bad

Mikiri……..

McConnell might be the duchiest gatekeeper I've seen in a while. Perfect example of why people dislike the dark souls community

Bro doesnt understand that change in ability and change in ability cost as you level up are 2 different things

He does not run past the mobs and hits them everytime it is so boring

0:40 Very good, my respect for Asmongold increased quite a bit, he did a LOT of stupid shit, more than any other stream I watched, but the fact despite all that stress, the guy is still up to the challenge and with his mccool as well is very inspiring. 29:44 What else do you want him to do mccool? Check for a chest's chain to see if the chest will eat him or not? 35:40 C'mom, let him have his fun 😂 55:45 ladies and gentleman I present you...The gaping train! 1:07:00 ahhh beautiful, a more wicked way to punish arrogance was never invented. 1:39:20 But of course dealing with the consequences of your mistakes and attitude wouldn't be fun. 1:40:55 The arrogance of a person who wasn't cursed enough, very well then. 1:46:45 I don't know if this guy has a license, but cursed is the day when his GPS stops working, because he wouldn't know how to go from Mcdonalds to home. 1:50:20 So...That's kinda what happens when you kill an NPC because he only gave you a copper coin without knowing he had companions yet to come. 1:55:10 Nothing special, he just had to look at chat again to remember his own name and someone reminded him to upgrade the sword because it's cheap. 2:14:45 I mean, it's up to him not go explore the basilisks nest again 2:19:20 His friend is starting to get on my nerves. Mocking him while he makes mistakes is one thing, sabotage while he's doing right is something else. 2:21:20 Very artificial, very evil, those damned devs, they don't want the dumb to suceed! 2:45:30 Guys, this is Blighttown, if he don't learn to look at his surroundings now, it's over, he will never learn. 2:50:00 7 hours of playtime, I haven't heard the word Stamina a single time. 2:59:50 We realised... 4:11:50 The fact it took so much time for the Blighttown fun house catch up is mesmerising. The sheer amount of luck this guy had is mad inducing to anyone who actually had to endure this on the 1st playthrough, random shit he did ages ago that without his knowledge ended up saving him like equip the ring of evil eye or lv up 4 points in resistance, the fact he doesn't care for items or weapons scattered and just go blindly which ended up protecting from toxic snipers...He got at the lower ground easily, I even thought he would see the bonfire and then the suffering was over. But his stupidity combined with that questionable hitbox at the root bridge led him to square one, and now the luck seem to be over 🤣 4:22:30 Imagine if he react to this stream after he finds out wtf is a light attack 4:48:50 "Can you not? Do something else!" *Says the guy that since took control of his character haven't done a single movement aside from 2 handed strong attacks. 4:49:45 Here it comes! The dick s*cking session... 5:03:00 "But mooooom! I don't want to do that, I want to play fortnite!" Switch that from "I don't want armor, I want kill boss" and it's the same mental age. 5:08:30 No he's not trolling, does anyone still thought at that point Asmongold was actually interested in dark souls 1? The dude just want to finish as fast as possible and go do some other dumb game he won't pay attention. 5:23:10 Little bastard...

McConnell is the worst tag along in all of twitchdom.