peak of humanity

watching a guy watching another guy playing a video game while talking about the guy watching the guy in his video

This is 2019..

well there was a reactor reacting to a reactor reacting to the previous reactor about the current reactor then reacting back with a response lmao

LOL my thoughts exactly

And right below that "he's watching" MonkaS

I don't know who this guys is but doesn't he watch everything? All I see is him reacting to obscure videos, he seems lame.

@@LouSipher wtf dude, all streamers watch videos on stream lol

You're on some next level shit catching that

@@Corrupted It's like the human centipede of content. One shits it back into the other's mouth, they keep it up in a circular fashion.

too underrated comment

Agaiayeyeahehh

“Like I-ioooeeaaaoeeadeaadadeea.. like w-w-wtf.”

This one, yessir right here...this one right here. *Hands medal* Thank you

I've indeed had some league games that were more challenging than all of DKS3...

ha you think league games last anywhere near 30 mins. buhahaha!

​@@HazenColones Well if you feed your ass off no, but just go for the @15

@@HazenColones Umm, they do? My avg LoL games take 30 to 50 minutes??

*laughs in season 1 master yi* pathetic. Would have ended a game before he even started the run

yeah....his chat is dumb dumb

100 times? Most speedrunners have played through the game 1000's of times. Depending on how much they enjoy the game. I know Distortion2 has beaten DS2 probably over 10,000 times.

It's funny as well cause this same guy also has the record for All bosses.

Also speedrunning take *A LOT* of time and attempts to actually pull them off, of they were easy to do, everyone would do it

people just need an excuse to bring others down and feel better about themselves

And then he says Yhorm is hard lol

DOAMA bro the guy speed running literally parrys, is he mechanics to parry are the easiest in the game for Pve

DOAMA dude he’s done 100% runs before while just picking one attribute and maxing it and then never leveling afterwards, this guy could easily do it “correctly”, except it’s an Any% run and as long as your not cheating it’s valid, and glitching in DS isn’t fucking easy, not being able to parry / remembering and successfully using glitches aren’t even close to being equal, glitching takes skill, not trying to improve is just being lazy

@DOAMA He technically still played the game.

@DOAMA oh great another one

Getting mad over people not taking a chat room seriously.

@@coed3207 That's not the point but you tried

Best comment on here

@@Lewtable literally twitch chat rooms are worse at least people on KZfaq argue. Twitch chat has a bunch of retarded kids who watch a guy play video games and call of kids who do the same shit normies. Must be a shitty life

Look at all these fucking normies not understanding chat meta and memes PepeLaugh

So in-game console is ok? If game has one of course.

@@inspirer4763 Not really. Console is a developer thing, you can't use that also. Most games with console have this rule added. Speedrun.com should state all of the rules for every single game.

@@inspirer4763 using anything the game gives you without reliance on cheating.

there are other brackets for ds3: any %, any % no teardrop, 100%, no major glitches and such

"not using third party applications". trust me, these people use third party model viewers to analyze maps to find these exploits. So this is plain old cheating.

Y last boss to lots of skill

Evan Brown lol well that escalated quickly...

Its sad how upset you are over everyone not clapping to a dude who gliched/hacktool (no difference at this point) a beautiful game, slapped WORLD RECORD on it and what, we are supposed to be like wooow, good job? Nah. Its shit. The run looks like shit, feels watching it like shit and it can not be compared to a legit speed run. Might as well create a new char, load up save from the last boss, kill it and call it ANY% WORLD RECORD SPEED RUN WOW

@@blackdevilb it's nothing like that, speed runs are about completing the game as quickly as possible with what you get with the game. That includes bugs. Speed runs have been like that for a long time, don't like it then fuck off.

@@blackdevilb No "hacktools" used. Everything is in the game and recreatable. Before you rant about a thing you don't know a lot about maybe ask questions. What is any%? It means you beat the game with whatever means possible. This includes all glitches, skips, etc. Don't like that? Maybe try a No Glitches run. In most games there is a No Glitches run (or NMG run) , unless no one cares to route it. And it is not some "dude" saying "this is world record hurr durr", but a community of a lot of runners agreed on the rules. Don't like the rules? Then run the game the way you want. Those rules are not to impose something upon you, but to make it easy and fair to compare times against each other. Its sad how upset you are over someone dedicating 1000s of hours into a game just because you don't get what a any% speedrun is. Visit: www.speedrun.com/games pick a game you like and look into the route and tutorials. Speedrunning is easy to get into. Edit: Easy example to show you that speedrunning is not bullshit and you can run the game the way you want is Mario 64. There are 4 Major categories: 120 Star or 100%: The dev intended way to beat the game completely. 70 Star or any% no glitches: The dev intended way to beat the game with the least amount of stars. 16 Star: You get some stars in the beginning and then glitch to the last boss. 1/0 Star or any%: A glitchfest you will totally despise unless you "get" speedrunning. All of these are run and you can choose how much you want to break the game. Want to do everything? 100%. Are you lazy? save an hour and go for 16 any%. /rant

running through the ground? what eh lgbhaerlgad WHATTT THATS NOT INTENDET

*plays easiest souls game* Asmon: AHSOIUDAWNDWABKDKAWD HOW DO YOU ROLLLLLLL

Speedruner with thousands of hours in the game: Dodges an enemy Asmond: *HOW IS HE ROLLING*

Vegvisyr he fat rolled through the whole game XD

XDXDXDXD IKR... I can normal roll in full exile armor. I think “someone” doesn’t collect rings

It's called a joke bro...

MancunianRedcoat what is? We can all tell that asmongold is just dumb Nothing wrong with being dumb

@@cebby3080 its so clearly a persona dude

Diptarag RC it’s clearly not dude He’s just *special*

@@cebby3080 im not invested in this at all, but check out his actual youtube channel. He's a normal dude.

WoW virgin reacts to dark souls virgin* - fixed

@@jamesclews233 hahahahahah

@@jamesclews233 i mean, you're not wrong

VIRGIN WOW NERD VS CHAD DARK SOULS ALPHA MALE

Evan Brown dam.

@@somehombre oh but the timing and skill of macroing through the map like that takes a lot of skills, the bosses aren't as hard as the speedrun tbh

@@somehombre So why doesn't every player get this record?

Some Dude Nothing wrong with having a sense of pride and accomplishment for beating the game faster than anyone else so far, even if there was glitches. Glitches aren’t always easy to perform, contrary to popular belief.

@Niravathu That's the joke my dude

@@somehombre "well, yeah, nothing wrong with that. It’s just boring to watch people skip the whole game." Then play the game for yourself instead of watching?

Because this guy is simple Jack

Cause until two weeks ago he didn‘t even know the concept of speedruns and glitches. If you watch him play, you‘ll notice he never rushes through an area, but takes his time to take out each enemy. And sometimes, especially the comments similar to „wtf he‘s climbing a ladder?“ exist because he missed those ladders or secret passages (example: SL1 speedrun, Valley of Drakes)

Ty

Every god damn video I see of this guy is him putting his salad fingers under his chin and acting shocked and amazed at the most mundane things. Then he starts to explain, puts his hand back on his chin, says WHAT?!? HOW?..., he finishes his train of thought, then starts it all over again. Dude constantly fakes his reactions because he had one video blow up where he was genuinely shocked, now it's the only formula he does. I'd give him some credit if any of his content was even somewhat interesting and had any substance, but it's just him being confused for the whole damn video.

Its a fake reaction... Its twitch everything's fake

KZfaq comments as well lmfao

Also Asmongold: *He's cheating he's using buffs.*

Asmon seemed like he got it to some extent, twitch chat is retarded as always

Funny, since you can't pick up on the sarcasm, making you the autistic one

@@kdavis1521 18:38 "cheating andy" "cheater speedrun" as well as asmon calling him a cheating andy. Although skips and glitches are allowed in a speedrun..

I think thats more about how sometimes when you roll you still get hit by vordt, atleast I do anyway

@Sad but True As far as I know, this guy has another channel where he's said to be "normal", so I guess this is just his "lol nice b8" channel for said 12-year-olds.

When a Ds2 player doesn’t know adp helps rolls and gets hit on most rolls

@@mohzik1355 You make it sound like every new player didn’t have trouble with Vordt

Here come these dickhead "dark souls veterans". Ain't no way you was gatekeeping a old ass drak souls game.

@@Clarity_Control im pretty sure gundyr took me more time to beat than vordt

@@Hobbes9 Okay, good for you?

lol @ people who need 33 minutes to glitch themselfes to the last boss. just use cheat engine. its way faster

@@HateMeCauseIMFat please show us a video of you doing the same thing since it's so easy. Btw, themselVes*

Regardless of taking skill or not all the glitching is ridiculous. This is not legit no matter how you want to look at it, if you want to do crap like this use a cheat engine.

Stop telling people what they should and shouldn't do. Point of any% is to beat the game as fast as possible without using external tools, and if the most optimal strategy is to glitch out the boss, the runner will do it. If you don't like it, I suggest watching all bosses or no OOB runs.

@@Naatti8558 It's stupid, you're not playing the game at that point. The point of it is rather ridiculous and incredibly uninpressive.

not as inteneded to play

@@xxthecapitalistxx Its not meant to be played how dark souls is usually played. Its to beat the game as fast as possible.

@@xxthecapitalistxx why is that relevant? do you also hate mods?

you're not using gameplay to beat the game, so speedraners using game itself to create "cheat engine". What's the point of it? I guess I will never understand.

@@timmipeople "whats the point of it" its fun. People do it because its fun to break the game and beat it as fast as you possibly can and then go again to try to beat your personal best time.

My favorite Lobos video was when he killed Kalameet with only firebombs. That was his consumables only run I think.

His head would explode, no way this imbecile would be able to comprehend.

Would've been cool

@@danieln6613 he should also see your videos lol

Dude, your morning jog editions are sick!!!

@@thabnir exactly this lol

@Hesher when you are underachieving trash

@@MatthewTheUntitled he doesnt does this as a job just in his spare time as a hobby.

lol, try all of Twitch chat for Asmongold's stream

Same

I normally struggle to find videos to watch while eating, don't have that problem for these couple days.

same

“Content”

fucking same

Yeah that hurt my heart equally as much as my brain

Well asmon was right about the ice and water conductivity. Ice is still conductive but not nearly as much as water.

@@OCDustin Not in conductivity. Water is much more conductive than ice. Water resitance is like really really low but ice resistance is like 4 mega Ohms

Cry in silence jesus wha a bitch

@@miceatah9359 36 people disagree with you... thought I'd point that out asshole

@@ahappycatfish4246 61... just sayin

@@angelgames3978 o damn, alota times passed even more people disagree with the cry in silence a while now xD

@@ahappycatfish4246 yeh

Right, they are like "wow such skill" its like well if you understood how speedruns go this is par for the course. It's not being played normally but rather by ANY means necessary you idiots in chat.

@Alchalei speedrunners have beat the game normally hundreds of times - this speed runner in particular has had world records in most of the other categories. The point of speedrunning isn't to experience the game, but a competition of the fastest completion time - theres also glitchless runs and etc if you dislike using watching someone use glitches.

@Alchalei I'm not a speedrunner but this is the dumbest argument you could possibly make. It is a "speed" "run", skipping as much as possible to finish the game is the entire fucking point. There are different categories of speed runs that focus on completing a specific set of objectives rather than any%'ing, but running a blind 100% run isn't a speed run, it's just playing the game, if you want that you can search for lets play's.

They are joking and you're all fucking stupid.

DPI Stanley I don’t want them to see the games done quick community I’m afraid of what they might do all there toxicity.

Please don't insult normies

His annual taxes are about 70k so u tell me weather his life is hard or not..

This dude makes a lot of money just for watching KZfaq and playing video games. Pretty sure his life is way better than yours.

Waf so in your opinion “playing videogames and gaining money for it” instantly makes your life better than the people who don’t do it? Dude, you got problems with your worldview :)

@@eradosanov4995 Yes you moron. He makes hundreds of thousands just for playing video games. His life is made, bet you wish you were him.

Waf loool so maaad, why you have to be? :D and yes, you lost your bet

lol i had more trouble with vordt than any of the lords of cinder

@@thecreator2229 same lol except twins

Which book

@@Khaled-bd1pl the fokin bible...

@@Jessejezzz wait what I don’t remember writing that m8

@@Khaled-bd1pl but jesus takes control of you. Jesus takes the wheel.

Stupidity. It's my only guess.

@@jojolafrite90 5Head

I have most of them

Praise the Almighty Talos!

PRAISE THE BLOOD GOD

Solaire of Astora \(T)/

@@heimheim3584 fuck off heim, not again

\[T]/

WHO?!?

After taking his content for footage

"How was I supposed to know that?!" Well let's see...thinking logically....Oh sorry I forgot, you only do that sometimes Asmongold... hopefully a ploy for your viewers, otherwise I'm genuinely feeling sorry for that fartwipe.

tendency*

@@odiumpotens Aww shiet, my bad, sorry.

Swagger?

@@Crustyislooking Ya

Dude my dad died in 9/11.... He was the greatest pilot in all of Iraq

And nemz has had records in nearly every category (pretty sure there was a time where he simultaneously held records for pretty much every DS3 category) so it's not like he's bad at the game

@@primedember5249 ah i didn't catch that bit, my apologies thanks for letting me know 👍

@@gwyndolin9231 hahaha np dude, don't take too serious that last part. Though it's real that people who says any% is cheating are retarded or braindead

@@primedember5249 ye i know its obvious they have never even touched a souls game xD

you misspelled advertised

I too hate whenever a popular streamer advertises my content to 50k people,this should be illegal!!

DS2 has 2x more optional bosses.

Márton Ovád dlc?

​@@sxar_0660 you don't have to kill any dlc bosses to beat the game

DEO MA I meant the ds2 dlc’s have a lot of bosses

boomers yikes

Hugh Honey yep

Huch Corrupted wtf, überraschen dich hier zu finden!

Crystal Rapier from the sage in Farron Forest gives 100 luck when equipped. :V Mimic head as well.

@@Lewtable thanks

@@Lewtable can i lewd the lewtable?

dz00ka he’s mind blown because he sucks at the parry mechanic. So In all actuality, you’re the cringe one.

@@spookyakame5918 nah he tries to get the kids' attention to make more money. It's easier to fool younger ones.

@@spookyakame5918 tbh asm is very cringy trying to make everything like a complete mindblown when he is just attacking from behind

He and his chat are the biggest Pepegas in twitch history

The second one

but you don't need to fight all the bosses to play the game

He’s got record for all bosses and all achievements. Pretty much every category he’s ranked in

But if you want to see someone actually playing the game, maybe you should not watch any speedruns at all ^^

it was him, read the chat (i mean the chat of the speed runner)

If you are on KZfaq people call the twitch chat retarded. If you are on twitch people call KZfaq comments retarded.... Let's just say both communities have their fair share of fucking dumb people.

Objectively, twitch chat is made up by worthless degenerates that would be genocided in a perfect world. KZfaq comments are trash but not anywhere near as retarded

@Mr BuzzKill I still have trouble with Abyss and I've beaten the game around 13 times.. Kms I guess

You know we have past experiences with previous games right? Giving us instincts

Mr BuzzKill yes but there will always be bosses certain people struggle with. I’ve heard that some guys struggle with oceiros but since beating him I’ve never died to him again. Similar experience for the twin princes or the dancer. A simple boss I always struggle with are (also) the abyss watchers. I know they’re not particularly hard but I personally struggled a lot with them. Same with the orphan of kos. I mean the orphan is considered to be their hardest boss in bb but to this day I’ve only beaten that bastard once. What I’m trying to say is different people struggle with different bosses, even those others consider to be easy.

Mr BuzzKill yes I was never arguing that bosses can’t be statistically difficult. Was just arguing that even easy bosses can be hard for certain people.