@@TheMrKofiX Actually it was me all the time

wait where is your blue ticc :(

Thank you Eljazzaz, very cool!

Well done! Haven't seen ya since I tried copying your old Dark Souls 2 speedrun strats

It was me :)

But like... really fast

People will never understand. They weren't there.

So... twitch tv?

You screwed it. You should have said "I let other people watch me while I watch another man play a video game"

@@Jothola123 Woooooshhh

my other favorite was "he must practice" like hmm i wonder

Guess you guys don’t get how hard that game is doing shit fast is saying something and practice meaning millions of attempts and failing it isn’t taken lightly

@@redclanwool1590 dont understate Its Cleary Trillions of attemps Lol

lonnie stanfield yeah we do lul...

"But why isnt he killing any mobs?" Does this guy even know the basic concept of speed running?

😂😂😂😂

McConnell is fucking great

underrated comment

Lmao

@@ELBoomerTV welcome to speedrunning. If you dont like it train and beat the game faster than him without bug abuse and glitches :D still impressive to watch-

@@ELBoomerTV the literal premise of speedrunning is abusing the game to complete it as fast as you can? This was a any% speedrun so he could do anything he likes if you want no glitches watch a glitchless any%

@@ELBoomerTV you're an actual idiot

@@ELBoomerTVwelcome to speed running you asshat

@@ELBoomerTV Why the fuck would he get banned? He's glitching in a single player game! Unless he was glitching in online to kill other people, I don't see why or how he would get banned

It honestly hurts to watch.

omg its the real cyranek

This was me when i discovered speedruns. The first one i saw was a breath of the wild speedrun

He really is a fucking idiot.

He also never saw Dark Souls... Luckily he got fucked by DS3 pvp players.

Onga Bonga

@@SCP--ws2uw No, the Furtive Pygmy

Yeah but it is pretty amazing, sorry to necropost btw

Asmond is like the second person to discover fire watching the first person to discover fire just making fire.

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@@blinkdejavu5273 God is dead and you killed him

because Elajjaz is Chuck Norris 😂 😂

Nerd of Skittles why use so many emojis and they’re not even relevant to the convo like wtf lmao

Cirbii just cause of the randomness

Roxas :o

Oh my God. Belly laugh of the day Roxas thanks XD

"what??"

This comment is legend

he is the open mouth pikachu in human form

hahahahahhaahahahahahahahahah I actually laughed out loud on my chair alone at home dude!!! You made my day

Like no shit it’s a speed run😂

He said this literally as I read this comment OML

Minute??

What a based commentator. He truly understands how to say nothing and make it appear as if he has thoughts about everything. Of course, that would be illogical, but I love how he says words over and over. It is transformative, though and I can prove it. He took good, albeit, niche content and made it shit.

I think the same everytime !

@GordanRamseyismyhero this channel isn't owner to asmon rofl. And he does read twitch live chat

@GordanRamseyismyhero you do, we do, i do if you don't then back off hater

It is funny to watch someone who has apparently never seen a single speedrun in his life... A professional video game player who doesn't know what speedrunning is... Or is this an act?

@@inthefade It sounds like bad acting to me. I have little doubt this guy knows what speed running is (hell, KZfaq just about FORCES you to watch them if you have any video game related history). Most likely he's playing things up for an audience that may very well have no idea what speed running is.

Shut the fuck up, this is impressive and you're trying to make it look like it's not a big deal

@@Reelix I'd say it's genuine surprise. Honestly on a difficult and frustrating game Dark Souls is, seeing a speed run of the player doing things differently is sure to surpise others. As you can see, this speed runner is player a lot differently than a normal player.

Well if you play through the game as an average player racking up hours and hours of game time it's pretty surprising to see someone beat the game in 32 minutes. Asmon definitely overreacts sometimes, but I think he's being genuine here. Asmon might have been one of the worst Dark Souls players I've seen, so seeing an actual speedrunner obliterate the game should be surprising to him.

Underated comment Needs more ^'s

lmao

"Sorry for the convenience"

*eyes widen* "Wait... so I stand still... but, I move?" "This never happened with the regular stairs" "Woah... this is just crazy"

"so like how does he open it? What the fuck?"

Pretty sad if you think about it

You know WoW has had speed runs for the last 14 years :)

tbh i play most of this games people speedrun and im still amazed everysingle time a new wolrd record comes online to be watched....... and im not acting so i can get how he is so surprised (i cant even pull some of those tricks and ive being playing ds1 since launch) :v

Asmongold is a loser irl. He did not even clear original naxx like I did in vanilla. And he has way more hours played than me because I was smart enough to quit in MOP because Wow was quickly turning to trash by then.

@@nein9nein i mean surely you jest. Surely you're not that badass.

Best comment ever! hahah

wtf kind of tea takes 30 minutes ?

@@jsullivan2112 No it's not

@@LocoMe4u Yeah it is, In Northern England we call dinner, tea. It's not an Ireland or Southern England thing though.

@@LocoMe4u dinner/supper is called tea hear in Australia as well, I asked why strarting a new game b4 tea matters u can pause the game and in dark souls case go to a non invariable area and wait or quit the game and come back after tea

@@FuryousD Hmm... Maybe it was a joke about how the run was done in almost 30 minutes?

Gwyn is so easy to parry tho XD

Lobro parry king

Watching Lobo fist Orphan of Kos for pretty much an entire day was certainly an event.

@@BYToady yep

Yeah Gwyn is "easy to parry" but for 2 hours... fuck that.

should be top comment

😂. Why doesn't this have more likes?

*does anything* reaction: wow he did smt

Also hits Boss in the back. "Yeah that's what I did too, great minds think alike". :D

Agreed, a couple explanations here and there would have been nice

Guy off camera is a dick really

The first time he does this is in relation to the speedrunner making himself human. Having humanity active on you increases your drop chance, which he needs to get the weapon he wants from the Black Knight. The second time he does this is in relation to the RTSR: the speedrunner needs the Red Tearstone Ring because it'll increase their damage output when their health is low. The RTSR is crucial for speedruns because you can intentionally take damage, get your health into the RTSR range, and then beat up the boss without taking any hits and doing significantly increased damage.

Its a streamer reacting to a speedrun, the streamer is still in the middle of the playthrough, guy off camera didn't wanna explain to not spoil.

@@PitAngelx seems like he's like " I know that, not you ? haha I'm better than you ! and I need that to feel like a man..." that kind of man are shit.

pretty much. At this point people play WoW out of habit assuming that is enjoyment because the actual feeling of joy is a long forgotten memory. Just look at the guy's reaction, he's genuinely confused at the guys happiness, it's like he's thinking "what is this emotion he's displaying?"

Retail WoW* :^)

Lol nice one

@@fifo2926 My God have you heard of this wonderful thing called a joke I know this must be a new experience for you but that doesn't give you the right to insult someone.

@@anthonyhaney626 Buddy. the guy i was replying to wasn't the OP, he didn't make a joke

even after years of watching this nonsense it never ceases to amaze

I mean, im not even an Asmon fan and you can just tell he's doing this for chat's entertainment. Like wake up, idiot.

@@Unintelligentful he needs to break down every little thing like that, he's breaking it down for his chat, they're so thick they probably don't know what's going on lmao

i'm not sure if he was just trying to be funny or if he's that dumb

@@slick3996 it was sarcasm

@@patrickimperial579 i get that but it's hard to tell in Asmongold's case

@@slick3996 it's his style lol. I recently discovered him a few days ago from watching him beat the nameless king.

@@patrickimperial579 i watch his wow streams here and there but you can see that outside of wow he's not really the smartest one and certainly not the nicest type of a person

@@MapleLeafAce actually dude honestly used to think Asmon was like that but the parts he isn't sarcastic he is serious. He has never done "an act" or shit for views he literally is just stuck in WoW. Basically he's your dad seeing you properly use settings on an Apple phone.

@@MapleLeafAce he is actually worse then most reaction twitchers/youtube

so how do you know this? "he has never done an act" are you god and are you able to see trough everybody's thoughts? you have to realise how dumb it sounds to say he has never acted, seeming as you have never met him lol. just take the start as an example, he obviously knows what a "speed run" implies yet he still says "he isn't killing the enemies"... this guy literally makes a living off pretending not to understand things

you really think 6:23 - 6:30 is his legitimate reaction to a guy walking in a video game? XD that's the face you make when you see a volcano erupting right next to you... or the face you make when your pretending to be amazed at something you don't really care about. but yeah "never done an act" XD

@@mrman-yj3bn appreciate the response.

Wait who

@@faragaroruga3229 girl defeats like 80% of "breath of the wilds" before she does the tutorial teaching her side step, and other stuff. (never played it, watched friends play it instead, so the stuff a bit rusty)

"Parry?! Huh"

.

@ONI who

Or the infinite NG+ run or the multitude of randomizer runs or the fists only run LUL

@@TheOnlyGhxst Fists only 4kings, oh boy that was an experience

not impressive LOL, he gets to try over and over in 1hp run, 1 stamina just means he cant run, which is a time waste more than anything. not rolling at all, or no-hit is the hardest challenge. Hobos jr is nobody compared to the nohit runners

@@xd-ko9oo i bet you wouldnt have the patience to do so, 1 stam means he can't run, roll more than once, attack more than once, etc.

@@xd-ko9oo No-hit runs are not that impressive, wielding nothing and beating the game like that is impressive. In no-hit runs you can equip all the fucking shit you want as long as you know how to dodge in the game...

his friend is a moron tbh

@@wildace4581 they both are

its almost like it was a joke

@@rahm5456 its almost as if a singel player game with an AI as bad as this is so easily abused its not even the slightest of accomplishments.

Schimml0rd when did I ever say beating dark souls was an accomplishment? I was just saying McConnell was joking when he said it could be easily beaten in 30 mins.

True, I originally gave up on Dark souls when I first tried it(Went the wrong way at the beginning of DS1 and kept dying) then I started watching Lobos and other DS content and it got me back into it. And once I actually got into it I just couldn't put it down. The more I got into the game, the lore, the community, the speedrunning, etc... the more that I *Wanted* to get into it, it's like a self perpetuating cycle that never ends, and it's just such a fun game no matter how many hours I put into it. And I mean that for DS1, DS3, Demon's Souls, Bloodborne, and even DS2, they're all just such great games, and the community is great as well.

Dark souls memes are best memes. Let's be real here.

never say memers again

@@TheOnlyGhxst I gave up at Smough & Ornstein. Came back to it after playing Dark Souls 2 & finally understanding the game. Now its my fave in the series @Larri þyrnir Meeemeeeerrrsssssss

​@@TheOnlyGhxst Years ago i played DS1 and kept dying at the Capra Demon, so i quit. It felt weird because it was the first game i couldn't beat even with the help of the internet. A long time later i started again, beat Capra Demon second try (:P) but kept dying to poison etc in some weird place a little bit later...and i quit again. But i guess after watching this now (although i got spoiled on the bosses now which i really wanted to avoid back then) i have to start again. Third time's the charm, right? :D Quick question: In both runs i preferred a quick Thief with Dagger and this stamina shield from the dragon at the beginning over a "tanky" character, but i kept reading that it's easier with heavy armor etc. What do you think? I liked it alot to be quick, dodge much etc

His friend's an ass

No his friend is trying to put off some small air of superiority here because he makes minimum wage and Asmon makes like three times his annual wages in 1 month.

It's a character bit you twits.

@jordan5221 when did u lose brain cells? McConnell doesn't even fucking stream or get anything from it. The people don't even know how he looks you moron

@@yin3229 big lies

Like every ten seconds, from the disembodied voice of annoyance.

the smug levels are reaching an all time high with everyone involved

Lighten up lol

samurai jack To be honest how did he not know about parrying???

Once is fine, but more than that was cringe.

Toxic much

@@jacob_756 that's not toxic what are you a snowflake? You must be if you thought that was toxic. He just pointing out the obvious

But is it even legit?? He said he had cheats on. Is that even alowed to be counted as speedrun?

@@cherrydragon3120 cheats on is a joke

Is that litterally the thing on your mind after watching this? Pathetic!

He's also the best advertisement for birth control.

hahaha, fucking hilarious@@theblackbaron4119

Guy probs played metin 2 and got fucked.

Yeah and he ended up making 20k per month

@OMEGA LOL What? WoW is easier than dark souls , especially when we're talking about dark souls 3 and the ringed city dlc.

Ye pretty much

He played Halo

"I feel like"

This is what WoW does to you. Im still catching up to all the games I wanted to play during my WoW years.

That's actually understating the situation.

and that's why the earth is flat ma'dude

I don’t think this is asmons channel so you’re recommendation is for the dude who runs this channel to react to Pac-Man

He really pissed me off, so fucking condescending

Hazer324 I didn’t parry either, still don’t, didn’t stop me from wrecking gank squads in the forest.

i tried to bwat gwyn without parrying.Its practically impossible

@@lemon___1344 It's not impossible.

Yeah he's kind of a fucking idiot

Jordan Cummings *suprised pikachu not shocked pikachu dumbass

@@jawknee4088 cause he got da funni meme wrong

Such a moron

"decent WR run" lol didn't he beat the record or something?

@@darr0w2 That he did, that's what WR stands for, World Record. Run could be improved though, by quite a margin. A minute at least.

@@th3TwistedLight Do it then. Oh, wait...

@@scottinbristol This is the remastered version, you can find way better runs on the original game, so yeah, it can be improved by a lot.

@@Unknowiii That's different though isn't it? Cause you can do jumps in the og you can't do in remastered right? cause of 30fps

Larsson “guys he doesn’t know that mechanic” or “don’t worry about that you don’t know how to parry” like ok maybe explain it or just shut up. really is annoying.

To be fair the guy with his mouth open was pretty annoying too

Compared to this guy being confused by everything I think comms man is a saint

the comms guy is McconellRet... I fucking hate that guy. He ruins pretty much every stream he is in

Mcconnellret shut the fuck up, dude.

He & his chat have just played and watched WoW for forever man. The guy has literally only played WoW for the last 10 years

They must be pretty braindead. Actually it really shows.

Its gotta suck not being able to tell that almost all of twitch chat is sarcasm.

@Dominus Ghaul Oof, I think someone got hurt by twitch comments

Dominus Ghaul someone got hurt by the twitch comments

Is so cringey this guy, so ridiculous to find this kind of videos... And find people who defend him like he's some kind of fuck buddy of him or whatever... Worst cringey

To be fair, his brain has been deprived of all forms of nutrients for at least a decade.

Asmon is pretty thick headed, his chats even stupider, they're all just geeks who spend every day grinding WoW

Cringe at its most..

He's only played one game, World of Warcraft, for like 10 years. Speed runs is a new concept for him probably.

He probably has. But since he played this game and knows how hard it is, he just didn't think in how many ways you could skip stuff. I've seen many speedruns but i also did not think DS1 could be done this fast.

@Rusty Juul I had the same reaction when i saw my first zelda speed run. Oh wait when you saw your VERY FIRST Speedrun you was like " not impressed did that before i even played the game" right ?

Yes You would be suprised people dont know about speedruns some people dont even know that Twitch exist... I know MINDBLOWING

"living under a rock" he unironically hasn't played or followed anything not related to Blizzard in over a decade, so yeah he basically has been.

Newfrog alert

omg pause it a few seconds after it

peanut butter Pepega

lmfao

Pepega

ugandan knucles this is de wey

"once" LUL

@@TheMrLinkisawesome On the last boss of the last run was just once no ?

@@DakonBlackblade2 He failed once on the last boss, different order tho.

Hit by cinders lightning attack right

That one still blows my mind

Leonardo Martins Because people want to see reactions rather than boring clips.

What’s the original or the speed runners name? Not a fan of this guy reacting to it

@@swampgurt elajjaz, his comment here should be pinned or something

What? So the "reaction" can take up a quarter of the screen? No thanks lol. Somehow a staged reaction is more entertaining than a glitchrun. Yeah ok.

ByeHai ela is entertaining as fuck cuz he knows what hes doing. this guy reacting is playing up his reaction and annoying af