I think my brain just made a toot

It's the Asmongold cinematic universe.

This video feels so right and wrong at the same time. It feels….. raunchy.

Have you see Josh Strife Hayes' multi reaction meta? He reacts on Zepla and Asmon live while Zepla and Callum Upton also reacting to him (also live) with Josh himself reacting to them too

And yet Asmons still got it figured out.

😂😂😂

Im pretty sure that was fake... apparently it worked.

Asmon's memory is like that one guy from that one thing. It's crazy.

That part made me burst out laughing, like what the hell!?

His recollection is truly superhuman. Shame it's wasted like this.

@@lotanowo Is that what caused him to lose his hair?

@@lotanowo lmao, wasted? I disagree!

lol

@@beny988why?

Admiration and then he calls him a scammer lol

@@Urketadic well yeah, asmons always been proud of being a scammer lol

@@beny988 SJW spotted

Fr tho I was thinking the same exact thing. That product was fucking sketchy AF. It's like when that "Dr" went on Rogan and said he invented a pill that makes it so you can drink and not get drunk lol. Honestly straight up reckless and liability right there. If he tried to sell that he would have been sued into oblivion 😂🤦🏻‍♂️ this z shit seems pretty much toeing the same line. At least it's not making a claim that you can drink and drive on it haha. But still that shit definitely hundred percent fake. It prob just mineral water or something. Hopefully it's not actually harmful to consume itself.. I swear it's just like with established titles happening rn. People need to do a better job vetting their sponsors if they want to keep a good relationship with their audience. It's putting short term profit over long term. But I understand it's money on the table rn vs the long term being extremely hard to calculate accurately and a lot of outside veritables. Why risk losing that potential income rn when you might just mess up in the future from something else and loose the respect and following anyway 🤷🏻‍♂️ there's no garentee that doing the right thing will pay off in more fans and loyalty. In turning down that money you could make more in the future or you might not at all. If they just feel it's safer for them to go for the immediate payoff rather than gamble on the future..

​@@skylerdann5712 Nah, see you got it all wrong. Theres an unspoken agreement between the creator and us. We know that hes gotta make a living in order to provide us with free entertainment. So we understand the advertising. But he also understands, we aint buying none of this goofy shite. Whether it was real or not. Peddle whatever ya gotta peddle, keep making videos, and im gonna just hit >>ff 10 seconds until we get back to whatever weird thing the video is about.

If only he connected to his father and became a real muslim (humble, not thinking he IS the cult reader but just a humble person), he would have gone so far in his life, way ore than what his friend continued to bump him up for nothing, imagine having 2 Billions viewers relating to you

@@griffydz1789 if only he connected his father and instead of being a cult leader, followed another one....

Asmon DOES look like a bit like Jesus, maybe it's time for him to start the cult of the TRUUUUEE

@@griffydz1789 I don't disagree with you, but the difference between the two is leading a cult vs joining one and I can't help see humor in that. Again though I agree he probably would be more successful if he just became a Muslim vs leading his Atheneans.

@@Erik-ce3hq well see how muslims belief, they miltiplied into 2 billions, they love family values etc, they value a being superior to everything (a being that ignited the big bang equations), thats better than of having the cult of "a person". Instead everybody submit to a being superior (aslama = submitting) This means, he would see himself in a way humbler way and people could relate to him more rather than leaving him. Does that make sens to you? It does to me.

So Artorias

@@MATCHLESS789 Just like everything M said, Artorias is like that all, so Quote is fully correct in saying hes like that.

@@MATCHLESS789 Not everything's going to be 100% alike, its drawing parrallels. No one said Athene is Artorias, just that he has similiarities.

Awhile ago I repented to God then begged for help, "I was until then an Atheist." I then had a dream of Jesus coming before God and he spoke of the Tabernacle in perfect context, "A word I didn't know existed.", and what I felt from Jesus when I held him was unlike anything I've ever felt before - A lifetime of Love every second - It brought me to sobbing and it changed my life, forever. I've had other experiences since, "Several witnessed", one was seeing a bright orb of light pass across my face in the dark, hours before a major surgery the second I gave up in my heart. Know that God and Jesus ARE real and that they Love us deeply. Let go of your hatred and Imagine yourself holding the people who've hurt you. Tell them you Love them. Always have hope, I believe that prayer, following God's laws & Love is the answer, and through that, becoming humble, merciful, welcoming, giving, and forgiving, To All.

Bat Chest just like my video games!!!! Woaw!

I have a fond memory of him raging in mirc after we won again him and his gnome warrior friend. 😅 We had some anti combo.. and refused to re log into arena. This was before the battlegroup merge in Europe, fun time.

Awhile ago I repented to God then begged for help, "I was until then an Atheist." I then had a dream of Jesus coming before God and he spoke of the Tabernacle in perfect context, "A word I didn't know existed.", and what I felt from Jesus when I held him was unlike anything I've ever felt before - A lifetime of Love every second - It brought me to sobbing and it changed my life, forever. I've had other experiences since, "Several witnessed", one was seeing a bright orb of light pass across my face in the dark, hours before a major surgery the second I gave up in my heart. Know that God and Jesus ARE real and that they Love us deeply. Let go of your hatred and Imagine yourself holding the people who've hurt you. Tell them you Love them. Always have hope, I believe that prayer, following God's laws & Love is the answer, and through that, becoming humble, merciful, welcoming, giving, and forgiving, To All.

but isnt this TTTT stuff basically the PVP honor mode from game to get top rank? cuz u needed others to help you? nothing new...

Hes doing AI streams now - theyre actually super fun

​@narsakucanada154 you go copy pasting that around KZfaq?

​@@whuzzzup no it is positive athene does not have children, else they will be born into that retarded clicking cult.

@@whuzzzup lmao what

@@whuzzzup they have a kid together, but dont talk about it. I think its name is reese

I am not a woo woo type. The word dark empath comes to mind. This guy could read other emotions so well and minupulate many. But deep down was a sociopath.

Not hard to win when you're the only woman on KZfaq.

@@ThaPingu Yeah but then he did it on his own (on a different.. easier... server)

What was it like? Was she okay?

my friend is still there :/ all i can say is that she developed mental issues since she got there. we are all worried including her folks, but she's extremely indoctrinated and brainwashed.. she comes home once a year and does crazy shit whenever she's here

​@@startledhamsterat first I feel bad for these people but then I think "how stupid and easily gullible do you have to be to fall for this bs" and and any sympathy I have immediately dissipates.

yep Dean moved to Croatia to escape the cult

Even though there never was a cult, dean had wive and got kids and moved. So he no longer had time to be a basement dweller.

ill buy it for 100 bucks

lmao

@@hugoanderholm3191 200 and i throw in a pubic hair

Brain dead classssss

OG Furious

Yeah but to be fair OG Furious was a personna, the actual dude (L something, i forgot, he had a different channel where he was normal and discussing topics) was a pretty cool and normal dude. 2000s were a wild time for the internet though, and comedy was more free, so a white dude just having fun and acting like he's from the hood as his personna wasn't that big of a deal, it was actually hilarious as fuck

That probably explains it. Although it doesn't seem unreasonable that stuff could help process that or alter how it goes through ones self

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yeah he was so groovy mannn

the 'good old days' were before he streamed, it was back in 2007/08 when it was just youtube video's.

Green Party... yea, weird and crazy even at 19 before all his fame started.

I still do

Nob

Right

Loved Pure Pwnage.

BOOOOM HEAD SHOT

Athene and Swifty for me

Ah man Pure Pwnage really takes me back, good old days indeed !

Would be cool if asmon reacted to pure pwnage too

Yeah, like Venturian. I may be wrong, but your pfp says your a bit older then 25-19 or so, but if you do know him, he was awesome around '14 best youtuber out there.

We know which one Amazon is.