I thought this was Blizzard’s attempt at a new Blizzcon at first.

i like how he went from " im protesting evil " to hitler actually won the war within 10 seconds of the video xDD

"You mean this isn't even his final form" made me spit out my drink.

24:50 "He's a... satanic soap maker...?" I just spat my drink all over. Fuck me that got me

The true hero in this video is Dick Tingler. We should strive to be more like him.

"Hitler actually won the war" Yes, if you kill your enemies, they win and if they kill themselves, they win more and shame you for losing so badly. It's the ultimate flex "I killed myself before you could've!"

5:37 This is honestly glorious. The christian and the satanist are ripping into ech other in the background while the journo is just giving us his analysis of their clothing stylesXDD

When the abortion conversation happened all I saw in chat was "20 days after birth isn't cool" HAD ME IN STITCHES

This is why free speech is so important. Just let them talk, they can't wait to show you how stupid they are

I was eating my noodles and watching this and nearly on one sufficated when Asmon called the anarchy guy a "rare spawn"

"By worshipping Science you're perverting what science is" is about the most philosophical you've ever got, very very true though

Aron is actually a pretty cool guy that does not give a single fuck. Chill as an iceblock :D Also he's damn smart and often moderates debates between different points of view. Plus he is METAL AF. :D What a dude

my school had a christianity club held by a local church once a week that they enticed kids into through cookies and juice and by promoting it to parents as a child care type group for parents who couldn't pick their kids up till later in the day due to work and such. the problem with it and i believe it was a major factor in me losing belief was that if you challenged anything they said especially with logic they would get angry, shout about how you are a sinner for questioning god and whatever and then send u to stand in the corner facing the wall and tell us something along the lines of "think of your sins and how you have hurt jesus" and that we couldn't move from the corner, look behind us or talk to anyone until we were ready to apologize and accept the "truth of the bible". i believe if you cant give a respectful and though out answer when your beliefs are challenged then you should really be asking yourself why you are preaching something you clearly dont understand or have any proof/evidence of.

As a Christian from Scandinavia, the ONLY thing about this that upsets me is those buffoons yelling at kids and misrepresenting what Christianity should be about. Someone need to hire the shame lady from GOT to follow that guy around who was telling that poor girl that 12 us young enough for sex/marriage

The clerics just kept the warlock CC'd, but they couldn't dps past his passive HP regen so he got bored and left.

HAHA i loved this video. That's not a preacher by the way, that'a Aaron Ra, He's a pretty known activist and science advocate who has his own youtube channel.

Warlock vs holy priest 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

This is an USA problem. I live in Portugal and yes there are a lot of religious people here but they don't preach their religion around like they do in USA. Even when I was a kid I wasn't obligated to go to mass or attend anything religion related. It sucks to see so many people brainwashed by false information.

When you go to a convention to save souls but end up proving you're more crazy than anyone else there 🤣

I didnt know saintanists were real, I have lost faith in humanity

I won't judge. I personally worship Elune and like to dress up as an Elf.

He's absolutely right about the religiosity of the Founders/Early American political scene. Many of the Founders were Deists or of similar persuasions; they generally believed in a very Hands-off God (sometimes described as a clockmaker who made and wound up creation, then lets it run as it will), and that people can uplift themselves through rationality and inquest. And they would have been likely unsettled at the extent to which a American Protestant thought/morality has come to dominate much of the political decision making today.

I was beginning to question how complete this was for your standard Channel 5 video, and the rapping at the end was the cherry on top.

This video was insane. Loved it. Laughed my butt off. Asmongold adds to the content hes watching soo much.

The woman talking about the rape story is why I turned away from religion when you pray for most of your early childhood for the sexual abuse to go away and it doesn't the idea of a God looking out for you especially when are you stuck with long term psychological issues due to the abuse kind of fades away

This is the one topic that I'm glad Asmon is consistent on. He just doesn't care about people in general, and at least that's honest. That's his own words too.

The end was so wholesome!! We love to see it.

Wow this video was good and you only made it better, great vid gd laughs thanks for all you do Asmond.

Channel 5 news videos are never complete without at least one rapper.

"The preacher looks how you expect" Hes not the preacher, he's actually a biologist and I assume guest. Aron Ra. Lol

The Country Road dab was priceless 🤣

14:24 my niece was born with her organs outside her body, stayed for a month in the hospital, and the only way you would know is that she doesn't have a belly button. I don't agree that she would be better off dead.

My grasp is that its largely a secular parody of religion focused around mocking the absurdly close minded teachings, promoting more individualistic values, and helping highlight just how batshit crazy religion looks from the outside looking in to show exactly why so many people want religion kept out of schools and politics. They also use it as a way to protect people from being abused by religion overstepping into peoples lives using religious freedoms an example being considering abortion a religious ritual for them as a means to attempt to protect it under religious freedoms. The school club thing, too, to me looked more like an attempt at pushing religion out of schools by forcing them to choose between allowing their group, OR removing ALL religious influence. It's not really some spiritual belief system so much as a way to combat the intrusiveness of religion in other peoples lives and help protect people from its abuses of power. Sometimes in comedic fashion.

Asmongold entering the "I want to be a dad" phase.

That wasn't their pastor, that's Aron Ra. He is a major science advocate.

42:49 The "warlock" wasn't leaving. He was hit by the "priest" psychic scream.

"Jesus Christ I want to go to the moon..." I laughed so hard at this :D Right there with you man. The world's become an absolute Twilight Zone shitshow dumpster fire.

27:50 As a european viewer this didn't hit me at all when I watched it. "Just crazy americans being crazy". But Asmon reacts since it is his neighbors and fellow countrymen, and there's a lot of them. Makes for a good reality check.

2:40 less than a minute in and he's already converted 😂😂

As the quote goes: "Good girls get to heaven, bad girls go wherever the fuck they want."

I just woke up it's 6:16 right now. I was brushing my teeth and saw asmon's video in my notifications. To be honest, i was not ready for this video. This video just hit me like a dump truck. Woke me up!

Aron Ra is actually a pretty cool dude. Super smart and an atheist activist, he was invited to talk at that event and isnt a pastor for the church of satan.

first thing i thought of when i seen the salt was 'Sea bear circle' LOL

i love how the most replayed parts of the video are just the parts when he stops speaking and resumes the video

35:03 asmon’s facial expressions say it all 😂

science isn't a belief system. it's a process...

I can literally hear that power charging sound from DBZ when he is about to say something...

He has the ethan klein eyebrow movements lol..now i cant stop looking at them

I like how you aren't afraid of content with controversial topics and discussing them

When Tuckers mug pops up on the screen "here we go"

Dick Tingler got me. "Learned to fight when I was young.." "How come" "Because my name is Dick Tingler"

Wasn't expecting an Arun Ra cameo, sweet!

This place is like the Savanna, there is the lion, the zebras, the hyenas, cheetahs... All kind of amazing creatures doing their everyday thing.

30:46 this guy is my spirit animal! side note the wizard has a KZfaq channel and he’s a legend. His channel is AronRa

I'm laying here with the sleep deprivation giggles. That was the funniest video I've ever seen.

Asmongold is so relatable. Most down the middle guy I could imagine.

The guy everyone is referring to as their preacher is Aron Ra. I remember him as a big atheist KZfaqr from my younger soul-searching years. From what I recall, most of his content is focused on promoting scientific inquiry and highlighting religion's flaws and inconsistencies. It makes sense that he'd speak at SatanCon because that's what Satanism stands for as well. I actually learned a lot from Aron Ra's videos, especially his biology videos. At no point did I ever get the sense that Satanists or Aron Ra "worshipped science", though that is a commonly made misinformed jab against them by Christians. Honestly it was cool learning about Satanists trying to get into school events just to give Christians the ultimatum of "if you want to intrude on children's lives and indoctrinate them, then you have to accept the risk of us being there, too." Like even the lady said "we don't teach kids Satanism; we just let them play games and have fun." I'd rather be in the same room as a Satanist than a Christian or a Muslim any day of the year. At least they're fun.

I understand. It's like the concept of murder. Not everyone is a murderer but people kill each other all the time. Thieves exist but not everyone sees stealing as a necessity. It's about accepting that the world is just fucked up and it's up to us to sort out our morals.

Hi Asmongold. Not sure if you will read this. The guy with the tattooed eyes was probably referring to the Black Alien Project and the Diablo Prado Project. Both are heavy into body modifications and let some of their fingers removed, too.

this video was a lot more wild than i thought it would be lol

"worshiping science perverts science"... 100% agreed

Ha Ha! So great to see TST on Asmon's channel! Just wanted to point out the guy Asmon thought was their preacher was actually Aron Ra. He has an excellent channel here on KZfaq primarily about scientific literacy and debunking creationism. That clip was from his "coming out" speach at Satan Con.

I used to work at a mini-ministry on a college campus where we promoted good vibes for all, religious or not. You could come in and just vent, or we had some crafts to keep your hands busy and calm the mind, and of course we had educational material about many religions around the world. If we didn't have it on hand, I was more than happy to order new materials and stock it. I remember a day when a young man came in requesting information about how to start a Satanist club on campus, and I could tell immediately from his demeanor that he wanted a negative reaction from me, but instead I informed him of the steps and who he could talk to after he left our office. He never started the club, so, again, I assume he just wanted a rise out of me lol.

"that preacher" could start a Judas Priest tribute band today. I'm pretty sure that outfit is from the Rob Halford collection.

17:30 thats aaron ra! cool tro see him there! incredibly talented man, highly recommend his YT channel!

The topic you touched about abortion is very sensitive to me. I have a thyroid condition and got pregnant. things weren't looking great for the kid and i chose abortion. because giving birth to a child that would have a nightmare instead of a life did not sit well with me. and at times i felt selfish for doing that, but now i really don't. i honestly do not understand why people that know their kids have genetic problems from the wound would even consider this. and i'm not hitler either. i loved my baby very much and i'm still depressed for what i did. but you know what? i really think this was a big and good decision.

43:49 Asmon just casually gowing into zombie mode for the quote

The party bike cut was such a fantastic change of scene

Oh boi, oh boi. What the fuck did i walk into.

a lot of us religious people aren’t this fucking extreme. we still respect others. it’s just the extremist of every group is the ones that makes everyone look bad.

Can we talk about how Asmongold called that the Supreme Court was going to overturn roe vs wade

You should see them at pride parades lol. Still one of the funniest moments in my life was when this huge group of Southern Baptist came up to Detroit to bash a parade and these men and women from the parade set up a stand with stripper poles and microphone and proceeded to sing joy to the world and Cher and tina turner songs while dancing on the stage. I grew up Baptist myself and while I struggle with my beliefs sometimes, I know the difference between right and wrong and being kind to your fellow man regardless of who they are can never be wrong.

Lmfao what the fuck is this

Science doesn’t require belief. Science requires proof.

21:09 "Jesus Christ, i wanna go to the moon" XDDD

It's like how I felt seeing Jupiter in a telescope, I already believed it was real, but actually seeing it with your own eyes is such a different experience.

That wasnt a preacher, that was Aaron Ra who's involved with the texas athiests.

Drinking game: take a shot every time asmon raises his eyebrows, you'll be smashed at the end of video

35:54 My man looking like a modded character in M&B:Warband

The best thing was that the impurity ball was held in the same building as a fucking Kwik Mart.

"100 years ago, nobody knew about these people" Yeah they did, people have known about Christians for a long time

humans are such a strange species

its a warlok vs a holy priest , omg that just killed me

I love how Mr Tingler looks surprised in his photo

ya, the overwhelming majority of Satanists don't believe in Satan - part of it is anti-religious rebellion, but I think the best point I heard of its existence is how much more impactful it is at getting people to pay attention e.g. try and rationalize why Christian stuff shouldn't be part of a government building and people act like religious freedom should trump all - test that with Satanist representation and _then_ they're all for enforcing separation of church and state

When she said “hey, I was sitting on the edge of my bread” instead of bed, I died 😂

Can you imagine finding out that your unborn child will live a year and die or have a condition that will make them suffer immensely and you can't do anything about it. Imagine you know that your child will live for a year and die and you get to develop that parental bond of unconditional love and it gets taken away from you. Imagine the amount of suffering a family would go through.

When asmon said everybody does this.. to r wording kids. I was like please correct this. I know what he meant LoL but I choked on my coffee. 🤣

Wow Asmon got the Part with Satanism right. Awesome didnt expect that.

You heard it here first ladies ans gentle folk of the interwebs. Asmongold called Aaron the "wizard," and "final boss," in the most spot on way! (Whether it was intended or not given who Aaron is doesn't matter. What does matter is how hilarious it is. Kinda like "it's funny cuz it's true," type ironic moments) Bahahahahahahahahahahahah 😆

dude about the period thing went from 0 to a fucking 1000 so fucking quick hahahahah

Didn't expect to see AronRa in an Asmongold reaction video xD

Huge difference between Satanists and Devil Worshippers

Aron Ra, one of my favorite people, was a part of this I believe. I love it, because so many people don't actually understand what Satanism is or means.

49:30 its ya boy BO from Superstore yeeeeoooo

51:31 the dad be like "I can't be the only one who suffers"

I love asmon's take on the "believe in science/ worship science" thing

Damn, bro. I'm so stoned I tried to hit play on the video while you were talking. lol Anyway, as a Satanist, I just want to say I appreciate how you approached this subject. You've clearly done some research and you obviously care about being accurate. Well done, Zack.

It's a warlock vs a holy priest killed me

Ol boy has the Majin Symbol under his eye lmaoooo