ASMR | 1000 Bounty to Whiterun

ASMR | 1000 Bounty to Whiterun | Skyrim Role Play

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7 жыл бұрын

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Welcome to the Whiterun dungeons, where we will be reading your arrest record today. It looks like you've built up quite a long, colorful list of charges. No worries. I think we can work something out...
This video contains whispering, soft-speaking, crinkle sounds, bead sounds, page turning, tapping.

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@kiwwa4228 7 жыл бұрын

YOULL NEVER TAKE ME *loads last save*

@gwynedd8179 6 жыл бұрын

What a fool you are. No recall or intervention can work in this place

@AzguardMike 6 жыл бұрын

except it does

@Zailen1 6 жыл бұрын

Hey bruh, I'm the Thane.

@callmezeldaonemoartime 6 жыл бұрын

Heckin Nut lmao

@the_dropbear4392 6 жыл бұрын

Halt! I'm a god, how can you kill a god. What a grand and intoxicating innocence

@nacht_mokey3257 6 жыл бұрын

Guard: lets take a look in your inventory Me: no Guard: Ok Level up sound *Speech 100*

@Kabuki_YT 5 жыл бұрын

I love this

@davidhatcher7016 5 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@nacht_mokey3257 4 жыл бұрын

When the fuck did i make this

@foxgirlstrawberry748 4 жыл бұрын

@@nacht_mokey3257 2 years ago apparently

@nacht_mokey3257 4 жыл бұрын

Foxgirl Strawberry thank you

@AngelsPurgatory 6 жыл бұрын

All I can think of is how the Dragon-born is sitting there just tapping his/her fingers on the table, sighing and being impatient.

@davidhatcher7016 5 жыл бұрын

Yup

@jadonhester2441 4 жыл бұрын

i wouldnt be in there for long. *_FUS RO DA-_* _mouth gets covered_ oh c'mon!

@huggablebears 4 жыл бұрын

“You’ve killed ten people” “Pfff your counts wrong, I killed ten people that *hour* “

@Xifihas 6 жыл бұрын

“A human heart” I have a permit for that.

@lewismackenzie7758 6 жыл бұрын

Xifihas speech 100

@davidhatcher7016 5 жыл бұрын

But for 2?

@davidhatcher7016 5 жыл бұрын

@Mike Pence xD

@jadonhester2441 4 жыл бұрын

*_with a bite out of it c:

@aurielissonofauriel3009 4 жыл бұрын

Xifihas damn necromancers.

@donovanwinburn8117 6 жыл бұрын

Guard: looks like a bag of some grainy substance Me: oh sheit Guard: looks like some apothecary salts Me: hehe yeah lets go with that

@davidhatcher7016 5 жыл бұрын

Cocaine

@noloviden4750 5 жыл бұрын

David hatcher skooma powder

@davidhatcher7016 5 жыл бұрын

@@noloviden4750 nah.

@dildoteabaggens2279 5 жыл бұрын

Moon sugar

@a7xmshadows19 7 жыл бұрын

Just ignore the ton of skooma and moon sugar it's not mine it's for my companion Jizargo

@brunoneya6829 7 жыл бұрын

a7xmshadows19 ha! Jiz Argo

@victor7gomez 7 жыл бұрын

Jozargo " this one is hold it for a friend"

@Thalion124 6 жыл бұрын

The first step to recovery is admitting that you have a problem.

@Max_velocity 6 жыл бұрын

J’zargo denies this accusation

@frostycane5134 6 жыл бұрын

a7xmshadows19 ah Blame it on the khajit

@BlueLantern2815 6 жыл бұрын

“Since we know you are an undead abomination you don’t have a life to defend.” That whole section had me in Stiches

@elvingearmasterirma7241 4 жыл бұрын

I just imagine my character going: Hey! That's discrimination against undead! ):

@artful_alicat 6 жыл бұрын

“A heart.” “A human heart...” “I’m just gonna put that away.”

@davidhatcher7016 5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@enchantedpuma6001 4 жыл бұрын

Yea don't worry about that

@smokeybrown8752 3 жыл бұрын

Another heart... 🙄 Mystery flesh 😳

@jediblasterr 6 жыл бұрын

Khajiit does not remember any of what happened... Then again... khajiit did have a bit of skooma before all this...Hehe....

@davidhatcher7016 5 жыл бұрын

Good

@madagotthejail7098 5 жыл бұрын

David hatcher Best response to this type of shit 😂

@WysteriaASMR 4 жыл бұрын

Khajiit understands khajiit’s plight...we should be innocent because khajiits stop moon sugar supply to Skyrim

@m-9648 4 жыл бұрын

I know im late but... Absolutely mental khajiit inhales 250 skooma

@grizzlyryan6354 4 жыл бұрын

They will never find our stash of Skooma, and they can’t bribe us Khaji- oh crap is that a yarn ball?

@michaeldora9068 6 жыл бұрын

Sanguine was watching and realized that his little drunken night with the dragonborn has nothing on this.

@davidhatcher7016 5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@sangheilientertainment5157 6 жыл бұрын

“I’ve pretty much seen everything” *struggles to pick up wuuthrad*

@dylanmaginnis1989 6 жыл бұрын

What about picking up volenruud

@anikanlosesthehighground9056 4 жыл бұрын

@@dylanmaginnis1989 Worst weapon

@rileytheworm8991 6 жыл бұрын

"A signed copy of The Lusty Argonian Maid" that's uh...I'm holding that for someone else

@JewelSapphire 5 жыл бұрын

I think you forgot to uninstall your outfit mod and the recipe for it got confiscated

@ZimaSKratkuMajicu 5 жыл бұрын

0:27 Dragonborn pickpocket vampire assassin thane of Whiterun Chief of the Whiterun guard: All right, sweetheart...

@archiveprivate 6 жыл бұрын

This actually happened to me “Wait, I know you!” - pays bribe - The same guard, literally 2 seconds later. “Wait, I know you!”

@WysteriaASMR 4 жыл бұрын

At that point you just kill the guard

@Moonphase40 2 жыл бұрын

That happened to me on xbox the guards were glitched out, they never said any other sentence again

@psychocuda 6 жыл бұрын

These charges are...accurate...

@malekspika8519 6 жыл бұрын

This reminds me of the time I was doing a bedlam mission. I was caught stealing a diamond gold necklace in markarth and somebody saw me. I handed everything I had stolen to Lydia and told her to go home. I laughed as the guards arrested me knowing that I would not pay the consequences

@madhatt3r93 5 жыл бұрын

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

@davidhatcher7016 5 жыл бұрын

Amazing

@Syphonus811 5 жыл бұрын

Holy fuck you're a genius. I normally just kill all of them and pay when I have to come back later

@8insects 5 жыл бұрын

I just quicksave before I go into a house to steal.

@BurtistheBot335 4 жыл бұрын

It just works.

@flannelshirtenthusiast4159 6 жыл бұрын

This is hilarious. I feel like this guard is the one that gives you the one lock pick that you get every time you get arrested. I'm usually a bit of a goody two shoes in Skyrim, but this makes me really want to play a bad guy

@callmezeldaonemoartime 6 жыл бұрын

Flannel Shirt Enthusiast I’m still wondering if the lock pick was just in the cell or if a guard literally gave it to ya lmao

@helveticastandard388 6 жыл бұрын

Call me Zelda ONE moar time you don't get the lock pick. You manage to sneak one of your lockpicks in if you have one. Try getting arrested with no picks and you'll find you still don't have any in the cell.

@ravelord_n1to849 6 жыл бұрын

Phew, she didn't mind my extensive collection of human skulls... Only a few of which are stolen... From the heads of their previous owner.

@oworcestershire7331 5 жыл бұрын

what about the others?

@dolcid 7 жыл бұрын

Guard: takes all your stuff and waves it around in your face You:...umm

@davidhatcher7016 5 жыл бұрын

What?

@Roostest 5 жыл бұрын

Me: "HEY THAT'S NOT MY SKOOMA... MAN"

@ThMthGd 7 жыл бұрын

Here I'm falling asleep then I hear "lusty argonian maid". I bolted back up and decided it's not a good idea to sleep with this.

@christometh1148 7 жыл бұрын

oshgee857 Yep yep that's - that's porn No other way to say it

@ThMthGd 7 жыл бұрын

It's bad enough that the lusty argonian maid scarred me for life.

@Thalion124 6 жыл бұрын

TheDarkFlame857 why? I mean, it is porn, but the script isn't *that* bad.

@ThMthGd 6 жыл бұрын

1 word....Fanart

@valkaerie8715 6 жыл бұрын

LAM is my life mate

@theta_clips 6 жыл бұрын

*STOP YOU VIOLATED THE LAW* Sees dead chicken *loads last save*

@yukionnaslayer1 5 жыл бұрын

TheGamingWolf821 *last save was the chicken killing* STOP YOU VIOLATED THE LAW PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTINCE your stolen goods are now forfit

@davidhatcher7016 5 жыл бұрын

Relatable

@sand5305 5 жыл бұрын

🐔

@abigailiawilson5444 6 жыл бұрын

If the guards were Canadian

@Max_velocity 6 жыл бұрын

Abigailia Wilson “ohh soory mate soory be on your way.” *mutters something about maple syrup under breath* “ what” “ nothin”

@Syphonus811 5 жыл бұрын

Or Wiconsinan

@smokeybrown8752 3 жыл бұрын

Here’s a lock pick just in case. 😉

@jakemiller2507 6 жыл бұрын

A couple of health potions and some cheese wheels counts as grand theft?

@oworcestershire7331 5 жыл бұрын

a couple health potions and some cheese wheels? No a couple health potions and ALL 60 of the cheese wheels Now that's grand theft. That's like 240 silver

@WysteriaASMR 4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@jadonhester2441 4 жыл бұрын

*_cheese wheels are the food of the gods_*

@Bjarkenb 5 жыл бұрын

"The Lusty Argonian Maid, signed copy..." Don't read that, I'd rather just confess to the murders!

@ThiccSeagull 5 жыл бұрын

Guard-“And here’s some kind of mystery flesh” Me-“uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...” Guard-“ohhhhhhh, yikes”

@blondie_with_a_b5219 6 жыл бұрын

" untill we get one of those black hand letters requesting your realise there's nothing we can do" Me: dang it im the one who makes those

@TehGooseGirl 5 жыл бұрын

The nicest guard I've ever spoken to! Most of them just make fun of my missing sweet rolls.

@kenpatchiramasama1076 5 жыл бұрын

that heart was from a forsworn raider, he was just like walking around with it

@jmartens759 6 жыл бұрын

the whiterun accent sounds suprisingly canadian

@ArthurMorgan-_- 4 жыл бұрын

blacksmith224 as a canadian I can’t really hear it

@brutallyhonest123 3 жыл бұрын

It’s very “Fargo”

@rajmoore5357 3 жыл бұрын

nordic accent

@HeViCo 6 жыл бұрын

C-can I atleast have my Argonian Maid copy with me while I am being held?

@guard6304 3 жыл бұрын

Perhaps but none of that fancy hand work tonight dragon born..

@mylifeisajoke898 6 жыл бұрын

CATCH ME IF YOU CAN *falls on a rock and trips* **gets arrested**

@dylanmaginnis1989 6 жыл бұрын

OH SHIIIIIIIIT

@Lilian_Blue 6 жыл бұрын

No chances for a Cicero or an adoring fan asmr? That would be funny :') BTW great video

@bungerbungerbunger246 4 жыл бұрын

omg yasssss

@micheleribechini4135 4 жыл бұрын

I often come back to this video once in a while because it really relaxes me. I'm sure a big component in the relaxiation mix is the character herself: she's facing a guy who could litterally tear her in half but she still acts like she's his mother, scolding him but still giving him some kind of love. Maybe I love the fact that "I" am a strong guy facing an even stronger lady who's not at all scared by me and solves my problem in a fun and sweet way. Well done!

@terreliv 6 жыл бұрын

If I'm not alive, then who are you charging?

@dillonschneider9375 4 жыл бұрын

Law system has a divide by zero moment

@faraamthefirstborn3559 6 жыл бұрын

Me: Oh god, what if she finds my moon sugar and skooma...

@davidhatcher7016 5 жыл бұрын

Oh noe

@WysteriaASMR 4 жыл бұрын

Khajiit never met this one at all

@wiki3061 5 жыл бұрын

I half expected to hear "You killed 37 guards, the shopkeeper, and 2 other civilians."

@michaelthompson3262 4 жыл бұрын

I put this on to help me sleep, then I heard the “unholy abomination” line and couldn’t stop laughing. This is amazing

@tdgofficial6287 5 жыл бұрын

*"I'm with the guild. How about you look the other way?"*

@guard6304 3 жыл бұрын

.... fine..

@nicholasferrante2360 7 жыл бұрын

Did...did I just get extorted by a guard who sounds like my Nana?

@rayneg3544 7 жыл бұрын

O.O wow.... um... sorry about that... errr... "mystery" flesh and human heart.

@PunkZombie1300 6 жыл бұрын

Rayne G She missed the other 948 human hearts/pieces of flesh I have... I may have a problem Edit: Also the skulls. Can't forget about that.

@yaboifab2 5 жыл бұрын

Argonian maid signed copy

@PunkZombie1300 4 жыл бұрын

@Aiden DeCaire Actually I'm just a collector

@ThMthGd 7 жыл бұрын

One time I killed Sigurd after he took my fucking wood that I chopped for awhile.

@theta_clips 6 жыл бұрын

Vreyne72851 *I WoRk FoR BeLEthOR At THe GenERAl GoOd StOrE*

@dominusghaul1691 6 жыл бұрын

Vreyne72851 Fucking bitch

@palpatine4780 6 жыл бұрын

I want to pay for my crimes...2 min later *steals his stolen shit again*

@abisnail4888 6 жыл бұрын

Goddamit Lydia, you're gonna make me cry 😭

@sealkadoompokemonphd3770 5 жыл бұрын

900 pounds of cheese wheels and 200 pounds of mead Hella overencumbered but worth it

@the_dropbear4392 6 жыл бұрын

Random guard recognises Mask of Clavicus Vile, doesn't inform Vigilants, Something strange going on here. Is she a Daedra in disguise

@HalfCalcium 6 жыл бұрын

Joke's on you I have *_vampire's seduction_* *Whiterun Guard is too powerful for Vampire's seduction* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

@gongiball 6 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@enchantedpuma6001 4 жыл бұрын

Your petty suduction is no no match for this guard

@WysteriaASMR 4 жыл бұрын

*draws dragon bone sword*

@The63stToast 5 жыл бұрын

Guard: (Dumps out bag) (My 700,899,567,382,601,385,675,534 sweet rolls fall out) Me: :o How did those get there... (nervous laugh)

@captainsawbones 5 жыл бұрын

"Grand theft Eidar" this is the best

@mikaelmyers6135 5 жыл бұрын

If the heart is a problem I’ll cook it in a stew. After all, I am the Gourmet.

@NotTylr 6 жыл бұрын

HOLY THESE VIDEOS ARE SO UNDERRATED WTFFF

@endereaper204 5 жыл бұрын

*starts with ingredients* *i remember my character has over 259lbs of ingredients and potions* Me:This is gonna take a while

@WysteriaASMR 4 жыл бұрын

How???

@LeQuack147 5 жыл бұрын

"Well at least she didn't find my hidden pouch of black soul gems. That would be embarrassing."

@PyroMitch 6 жыл бұрын

this whiterun guard has chill

@groggmayles8657 5 жыл бұрын

Guard-Youre the draganborn, well that doesn't get you of the hook Me-Well fight the dragons your damn self then!

@twitchtht6972 6 жыл бұрын

If that's all I got, then you shouldnt be surprised, after all, I am a man of high taste, The taxes on this silly civil war is ridiculous, and I for one will not have it. - *nazeem*

@ILY1273 4 жыл бұрын

A yes, my favorite hold. Whiterun, Canada.

@PauloCB 6 жыл бұрын

"either you let me go or alduin kills everyone, your choice."

@lightdovah9896 6 жыл бұрын

"No more murders" Whoa whoa whoa... i can promies all of the other stuff but no more murders. Thats crossing the line lol Very well made and loved the video

@lordkaachan9252 6 жыл бұрын

How about a wood elf skyrim asmr

@valkaerie8715 6 жыл бұрын

Those guys look like some kinda upside down version of the coneheads.

@smoldering_sconce3227 6 жыл бұрын

Ah, yes, the cannibals of Tamriel

@ooka_booka 5 жыл бұрын

Smoldering_Sconce wood elves get a bad rep. Ever wonder why you almost never see a wood elf adventurer? They don’t wanna kill anything because they have to eat it eventually.

@mentaikiryo 5 жыл бұрын

"An daedric artifact.... " yea give it back its the ebony mail "OH GOD ITS KILLING ME!!! "

@modestougimilks6347 4 жыл бұрын

These videos are some of the few asmr I can listen to over and over. Probobly listen to this one like 40 times

@lucklass 3 жыл бұрын

Me: kills every single non essential character Whiterun guard : you'll rot in a cell, for a day

@reganldvonbartersbee6771 6 жыл бұрын

I love how she's not even questions the how we got the it's.

@christometh1148 7 жыл бұрын

So my skoomas fine right Oh yes ahem that is salt heh heh Definitely. Not. Moon. Sugar

@punishedburger9689 6 жыл бұрын

Hey just do me a favor and ignore the skooma that's not mine I promise and if you get a note from a Castle Volkihar just do what it says and don't worry about it

@KingsRow55 6 жыл бұрын

Sorry, I was incredibly high on my own invention of Skooma and moon sugar.

@Eli-ux3wr 5 жыл бұрын

Never caught me for lollygagging, though.

@izeekio 5 жыл бұрын

Holy shit this is hilarious, and relaxing. Hilarelaxing

@whiterunguard191 3 жыл бұрын

I feel like my Khajiit would do this: "Uh.. You forgot these" *Hands bag of 92 dragon bones and 97 dragon scales*

@THENikoBellic 6 жыл бұрын

Talos i love this roleplay, and this channel! Skyrim is my favorite game!

@clumsy_zebra_97 5 жыл бұрын

She sounds so positive and motherly, i love it

@callmezeldaonemoartime 6 жыл бұрын

After about every save before a rampage I get over 15,000 bounty in Whiterun lol

@samuelreeder3437 6 жыл бұрын

This is well made!

@chrisrivera9663 6 жыл бұрын

Good to see my wives are loyal.

@muaowa 4 жыл бұрын

@Harrison Hughes (Student) regarding lydia and uthgardt the unbroken

@thegamerkid6488 5 жыл бұрын

10:34 ungodly abomination? Hey! We vampires are people too!! #vamplivesmatter

@fufucarlos 5 жыл бұрын

You forgot the 200 lbs in random potions I carry around... just in case.

@tylerspanier9748 6 жыл бұрын

She talks about the masque of clavicus vile like it's a mass produced toy instead of a helmet made by basically a god

@mjtraeger_official 2 жыл бұрын

This was the absolute funniest asmr video I've ever seen. I applaud you, creator.

@andrewryan6128 6 жыл бұрын

Ummm... it was not me ( Speech 100 )

@uhohtomato3942 7 жыл бұрын

Forgot to put something over my mouth so I can just shout

@TheWraith58 6 жыл бұрын

Such a fantastic video. I would love to see something with the thieves guild or dark brotherhood

@bohdanvondabelsky5972 5 жыл бұрын

We all know my inventory is full of daedric artifacts, daedric organs, and dark soul gems. We also know all my bounty is for stealing sweetrolls and killing chickens, I don't know where you are making all this up at.

@jamesaaa2013 5 жыл бұрын

All of the things you listed would at least be a 5000 bounty haha

@micheleribechini4135 4 жыл бұрын

I come here often just for the whispered part starting at 20:42. Best I've ever heard!

@extradeppressingmemes3260 5 жыл бұрын

*checks inventory* me: uh miss, you missed my 804 bottles of skooma, some of these weird glowing scrolls, uhh 3 dragon bones, a mountains worth of random keys, an off looking troll skull, oh yeah and that one book you found, there's uhh, a few million more, also dont worry about how i have every single daedric artifact known to nord kind.

@WysteriaASMR 4 жыл бұрын

Make her read an elder scroll

@hiitsme.someguynamedsteve9292 6 жыл бұрын

Ummmmmmm I think there are some crooked guards I don't remember having a human hart dadric harts yeah but never a human hart

@PauloCB 6 жыл бұрын

Gibbles and The gang right? Useles stuff

@kylerblack5189 5 жыл бұрын

Omg this was amazing please keep up the awesome work your amazing! 👍

@TheWraith58 6 жыл бұрын

These are wonderful videos and you are a fantastic creator

@No_one_here111 3 жыл бұрын

the last part rlly got me IDC IF THEY JUST LINES OF CODE THEY ARE MY FRIENDS AND I LOVE THEM ALL

@imagineificared5181 3 жыл бұрын

I cant stop watching this

@CaptainSeal. Жыл бұрын

Her: A book. Me: NO, NO, DON’T TOUCH THAT! THAT NEEDS TO GO ON MY BEDROOM BOOKSHELF! I’VE GOT THE FULL COLLECTION ON THE BEGGAR BOOKS! NOOOOOO!!!!

@AdamSmith-jb2lf 5 жыл бұрын

You're a dragonslaying vampire Lord who's slaughtered four of her fellow guards and plainly has the power to tear the entire town apart and this chick comes up to you, calls you sweetie, compliments your smithing and hashes out an illegal coverup and bail deal. NORD WOMEN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

@Giganotti 7 жыл бұрын

I hope you get more subscribers soon. The videos are cool

@GirlWhoLovesTurtles 5 жыл бұрын

At some point you've gotta just cut your losses and reload your last save.

@djrulez1917 4 жыл бұрын

Actually what should have happened is you just walk in and the guard goes “holy f*cking shit you have a huge bounty” and then a long ass losing screen

@springtrap1796 5 жыл бұрын

Solution to the bounty . Creative mode in minecraft. So I have enough for that.

@remi69420 4 жыл бұрын

11:00 I had to replay it a few times to realize she said horror

@fielynn7393 3 жыл бұрын

"On my defense, I did it only for Serena"

@thefilmkids4762 7 жыл бұрын

really even my deadly weapon no one could find for about ten thousand years that also for some reason brings back the ancient deadra and can only be used by a ancient one thats in a cave that only opens up every hundred years

@godleykvn5756 5 жыл бұрын

*has a bunch of dark brotherhood bountys and armor* Me:heh just some stuff Whiterun guard:are you with the brotherhood?!?!?!? Me:well ill tell you in THREE words FUS RO DA