ASMR Art Valuation & Authentication - You're a Painting (Includes Flashing Lights)

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Jimち ASMR

Jimち ASMR

2 жыл бұрын

#ASMR
Please be advised that this video includes some flashing lights.
Hullo. Here’s an art guy with (evidently) no real-world experience in safely appraising and valuing paintings. And you’re the painting. Oh oh SpaghettiOhhhs.
In this reasonably traditional ASMR roleplay, you’re a canvas work that is to be evaluated (is that the right verb?) for an upcoming auction. Are you a masterpiece, or a piece of crap? Well, let’s find out! There’s soft tapping along the wooden border of the stretched canvas, as well as lots of canvas brushing and touching that will make collectors, archivists, and experts VERY unhappy. Plus, some light triggers, and you are closely examined and scrutinised by a not-very-professional, soft-spoken Englishman to help you relax and sleep. Enjoy!
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ASMR (autonomous sensory meridian response) is synaesthesia of the soul. It’s a relaxing feeling, it’s a tingling down the spine, or it’s simply a sleep aid. Whether it’s being ‘held’ by someone you have confidence in, or ‘looked after’ by someone with authority, or just feeling ‘safe’ with someone you trust, it uses audio-visual triggers to enable you to let go of your worries and stresses - even just for a bit.
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FPC (first person cinema) takes all the relaxing elements of ASMR but has much more of a focus on immersion and the suspension of disbelief. It’s kinda like being the main character in your own short movie, with popular figures you know and love, or entirely created worlds - just for you. There won’t be any visible mics or traditional triggers in these videos, and they will seem more unintentional than the usual ASMR videos - but they are unique and relaxing experiences designed to transport you to different places, worlds, and times.
Disclaimer: This video is intended for relaxation. Any views, opinions, or advice expressed is purely for the purpose of entertainment, and to induce tingles through ASMR. These videos are not a substitute for traditional medicine, therapy, or any other professional medium, and should not be treated as such! Take all the advice with a pinch of salt, and certainly don’t take it to heart. That being said, please enjoy them, benefit from them, and hopefully get those warm, tingly feelings. Oh, and it’s not for kids.

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@nikotm2856
@nikotm2856 2 жыл бұрын
ive never met an art appraiser but i assume they all talk to the paintings. all appraisers are actually insane
@LanaaAmor
@LanaaAmor 2 жыл бұрын
I agree, they're schizophrenic
@bananabeanboi
@bananabeanboi 2 жыл бұрын
i never knew i'd find such joy out of being a pretty little painting
@riambratelarn1718
@riambratelarn1718 2 жыл бұрын
(Going to try this without spoilers) Ok, so first, permission is always and forever granted. Second, Jim, you must be psychic, because the second half of the video is exactly what I am going through right now. I had to stop the video because I was crying too hard to see. And third, the final prop, sent a MAJOR tingle with that "snap" open. Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU for the feels and the uplifting words. This video means a lot to me and I appreciate your time and effort!
@Salzblut
@Salzblut 2 жыл бұрын
Ah this is exquisite. I often watch Baumgardner's Restoration videos for the unintentional asmr there, his process of restoring damaged paintings and narration are so relaxing. You get a glimpse of the artsy lingo there and so far your video fits the tone very well :)
@clares6584
@clares6584 2 жыл бұрын
Jim - you are an artist in a field not yet properly recognized. Also, can you do Hercule Poirot? that would be awesome.
@Shirlnedz70
@Shirlnedz70 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@EloImFizzy
@EloImFizzy 2 жыл бұрын
If we really want to test his skills we should have him do Miss Marple.... xD
@jaketinsleywbc
@jaketinsleywbc 2 жыл бұрын
OOH! OOH! he could do Father Brown or George Gently!! Or collumbo?
@jaketinsleywbc
@jaketinsleywbc 2 жыл бұрын
@Joshua Skaug I LOVE IT!!
@WindyNebula
@WindyNebula 2 жыл бұрын
Oh man I’d love to see Jim’s take on Poirot!
@magdalyyn7329
@magdalyyn7329 2 жыл бұрын
gosh this video is both stimmy and tingly. Also would love if this turned into a three part art theft heist series. Forgot how nice praise is as a thing in ASMR. Delightful!
@Sandra-RC9Gx7
@Sandra-RC9Gx7 2 жыл бұрын
Jim, you sure know how to make a painting feel special. I enjoyed the tingly sounds of you brushing/touching (with permission, of course) the frame with your gloves, and your low honeyed voice. Great story!💜
@KiaraM
@KiaraM 2 жыл бұрын
First of all I would like to say that I love when you ask permission in the videos then that the touch of your hands relaxes me a lot when you wear gloves and use the brushing 😌❤🤗 last but not least your outfits are always perfect and extremely elegant... I like your taste in choosing ties 👔👔
@halfasleepvampire7545
@halfasleepvampire7545 2 жыл бұрын
Pre-video thoughts: I hope I’m one of those dogs playing poker paintings
@rhyan19
@rhyan19 2 жыл бұрын
I have that painting in my room😭
@AngelOClock1010
@AngelOClock1010 2 жыл бұрын
What an idea of genius. Truely an inspiration. I am so thankful for humans showing us their fractles of their inner beings on KZfaq. It gives me something I can hardly describe with words. It is like the feeling I had as a child (by the way, we are all grown up children, it is still there, no matter how old you are and I am lucky enough to know that). Being creative, playing with your ideas and create your own art in the real world, helps connecting people with each other. =)
@onefordespair
@onefordespair 2 жыл бұрын
You truly are one of the best! Also, I'm a Dorian Gray type of portrait. The more bad shit I do the uglier my painting becomes.
@stormyweather745
@stormyweather745 2 жыл бұрын
I love that I am a work of art that you stole away. That's the best compliment I have ever received. 😊
@hepha.estuss
@hepha.estuss 2 жыл бұрын
Jim is one of the best KZfaq actors I've ever met. He knows playing any role we can imagine, his a God of acting.
@mariamcgee4462
@mariamcgee4462 Жыл бұрын
Philip Mould would have an aneurysm! The cadence Jim is using is so hypnotic, it's enthralling.
@N00dle_B3ar
@N00dle_B3ar 2 жыл бұрын
Well I can now cross being sniffed as a painting off my bucket list 😳
@friendy-O
@friendy-O 2 жыл бұрын
That's one strange bucket list you've got there my friend
@N00dle_B3ar
@N00dle_B3ar 2 жыл бұрын
@@friendy-O Trust me there's weirder stuff on my bucket list
@addie8597
@addie8597 2 жыл бұрын
You need to do a Kingsman rp. Your acting is perfect for it!!!!
@ramonajohansen3980
@ramonajohansen3980 2 жыл бұрын
You're one of those people that, just the way you do asmr, you could do almost anything and I'd still fall asleep
@catchef3114
@catchef3114 2 жыл бұрын
i kinda feel like one of the ghost paintings in luigis mansion. i love it. 😄
@poetryjones7946
@poetryjones7946 2 жыл бұрын
This is so clever and wonderful I don’t know where to start. 🌹
@ArtificiallyIdiotic
@ArtificiallyIdiotic 2 жыл бұрын
Just wanted to say how the notification cut the title to "you are a pain..." 😂
@theoraclehostvessel
@theoraclehostvessel 2 жыл бұрын
Sitting here with imposter syndrome wondering if I really am the real painting or not, surely I gotta be a copy
@theonionqueen3519
@theonionqueen3519 2 жыл бұрын
Nah, Jim would know if you were a fake. You’re definitely the real deal, my friend! ⭐️
@BunnyGirl71
@BunnyGirl71 2 жыл бұрын
Wonderful on so many levels. You always keep us guessing.
@ladyliberty417
@ladyliberty417 2 жыл бұрын
It is wonderful to feel appreciated and unique- especially if one has been hidden away for awhile as lots of us have!! Love all the sounds and Jim’s whispers, very special 💖🖼
@DebbieDoo217
@DebbieDoo217 2 жыл бұрын
So relaxing. Your voice is like butter. Love your commentary regarding the video as much as the video itself. BTW - you look very professional ❤️
@n8killjoy579
@n8killjoy579 2 жыл бұрын
so, we're something like a magical talking portrait from Harry Potter series? cooool
@asmrlacce
@asmrlacce 2 жыл бұрын
It's always an immersive experience. Thank you!!
@tammyv.asmrcattailsotherstorie
@tammyv.asmrcattailsotherstorie 2 жыл бұрын
What a wonderfully unique idea. The sounds were perfect! 🙂👍
@randomcreations7522
@randomcreations7522 2 жыл бұрын
OIV: you're a banana duct taped to a wall
@franz3810
@franz3810 2 жыл бұрын
HHAHAAHHAHA
@bigd4746
@bigd4746 2 жыл бұрын
Great concept. And very entertaining. I also love reading the comments, as some of them are hilarious!
@greasyhair5754
@greasyhair5754 2 жыл бұрын
Love this!
@jenni8729
@jenni8729 2 жыл бұрын
Some people like toasters. Some people like paintings. To each their own.🤷🏻‍♀️
@rachelzx97
@rachelzx97 2 жыл бұрын
"Evaluated" in the intro - well at least my teachers used this word and nobody corrected me when I used this word during my museum zoom classes→_→ so I am a liiittle bit of confident to say yes it is the right verb🙌🏻
@Selvunwindful
@Selvunwindful 2 жыл бұрын
I love your twists, man.
@lovessniping
@lovessniping 2 жыл бұрын
I dont know why, but at points it feels like youre examining a Bob Ross painting.
@artgirl96
@artgirl96 2 жыл бұрын
Amazing asmr Jim 🥰
@doodles197
@doodles197 2 жыл бұрын
Ah, im an artist and i thought this was going to be about you valuing the art i (the viewer) make- which got me really excited because i could use some acknowledgment right now lol
@reko568
@reko568 2 жыл бұрын
I think this was a sign from the universe to get my butt in gear to right more about a character who's a snobby art thief
@JDsWrld
@JDsWrld 2 жыл бұрын
Grand Budapest Hotel roleplay ?
@-Kewin-Kalleu-
@-Kewin-Kalleu- 2 жыл бұрын
Glad your video I liked it a lot, I want you to do many others about your own existence in reality as an acquaintance!
@QueerBiNatureNYC
@QueerBiNatureNYC 2 жыл бұрын
Thank You 💜
@nancylorenaferreyra1891
@nancylorenaferreyra1891 2 жыл бұрын
Me encanta tu voz
@yaboi6823
@yaboi6823 2 жыл бұрын
No Jimothy, its you who is the art.
@atashgallagher1631
@atashgallagher1631 2 жыл бұрын
Some of this talk sounds like a villain speech that the master gives his apprentice before the villain training montages equivalent.
@asmrplushpaws
@asmrplushpaws 2 жыл бұрын
Incredible 💕
@asmrplushpaws
@asmrplushpaws 2 жыл бұрын
The cutting part was 👍👍👍
@jkhartley1260
@jkhartley1260 23 күн бұрын
Thanks!
@JamesKelly-rt3ul
@JamesKelly-rt3ul 2 жыл бұрын
Great video. 👍
@fionamorris9634
@fionamorris9634 2 жыл бұрын
SJ, you crack me up “ It sounds Georgian." 🤣🤣 Also why are you going around huffing old oil paintings? Weirdo 😏 I did wonder why your methodology required complete isolation! The end explained a lot although, if you did that to one of my paintings I’d kick your bony arse into next week! 🤣🤣😘 All jokes aside, I love this so much. The mouth sounds and tingles were off the charts. 10 out of 10, would recommend. Stellar work as always my friend🤗
@ethanthegiantw2149
@ethanthegiantw2149 2 жыл бұрын
What would be cool is if Jimち do an impression of speedwagon from Jojo bizarre adventure. I think that’ll be cool AF
@godzzwrath
@godzzwrath 2 жыл бұрын
video suggestion because.. i can't reach you any other way: video where we are your pet and it's kind of like one of the personal attention videos from a year ago except with dog connotations
@lastcrazyhorn
@lastcrazyhorn 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe you could do a video where we are a creature that is needing to be taken care of.
@robuswhitewolf4896
@robuswhitewolf4896 2 жыл бұрын
Bossa Studios upcoming game: I am painting
@PredatorH2O
@PredatorH2O 2 жыл бұрын
"Hullo"
@rosettagrey2851
@rosettagrey2851 2 жыл бұрын
Tentatively requesting a Pygmalion ASMR 🙏
@mercer3401
@mercer3401 2 жыл бұрын
Out of curiosity would you ever consider doing a death bed asmr video or an scp 4999 "someone to watch over us" asmr video?
@morganlefae6589
@morganlefae6589 2 жыл бұрын
Well, that was unexpected...... Or not.
@benguin5522
@benguin5522 2 жыл бұрын
I'm a pretty pretty painting:)
@willpike5699
@willpike5699 2 жыл бұрын
17:50 amogus
@DarkShadows713
@DarkShadows713 2 жыл бұрын
After watching Baumgartner Restoration for a year this video hurt a lot to watch 😅 But it was a nice video nonetheless.
@BornotB-xi6kg
@BornotB-xi6kg 2 жыл бұрын
What he doesn't know is that I'm actually a painting of a Weeping Angel...
@frost.bytten2023
@frost.bytten2023 2 жыл бұрын
I look like the drawing from a kindergarten class
@reece8191
@reece8191 2 жыл бұрын
Jim you should so do more walking dead stuff like Negan or Rick coz that would be so interesting 😁
@theGhostWolfe
@theGhostWolfe 2 жыл бұрын
This is great because a painting can be ugly af and still be worth ridiculous money.
@chookinathunderstorm3446
@chookinathunderstorm3446 Жыл бұрын
A lot of people don't realise that simple recognition of a person's intrinsic worth is more satisfyingly desirable, to that person, than competitive awards or misdirected accolades. It's so good to have the opportunity, Jim has delivered here, through the pov of a painting, to feel rescued out of the stale hold of neglect into the fresh company of someone's pure appreciation for the unfettered uniqueness of your very own individual self. Ahhg! I do go on and on. I really shouldn't write past midnight.🥱 Proof that I'm weird.
@jkhartley1260
@jkhartley1260 23 күн бұрын
Thanks!
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