ASMR | FULL Service Haircut & Shave Barber Shop | Rude Roleplay
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Жыл бұрынWelcome to your full service asmr haircut and shave! I hope you all enjoy this rude roleplay! DON'T FORGET TO SMILE!
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@user-bh4tg2gd1y Жыл бұрын
My man never fails to deliver the most aesthetic, the most relaxing, and the funniest asmr videos ever made
@beacbeac1226 Жыл бұрын
He is mexican what did you think
@breadMan112 11 ай бұрын
You mean æsthetic?
@txsbrody 8 ай бұрын
does that make him better or sm i dont get it?@@beacbeac1226
@arthurmiguel8208 6 ай бұрын
Aproveitando o
@asmrslump Жыл бұрын
getting a relaxing haircut while getting called broke i love it😴😂❤️
@KalifWalker-gv1kp 11 ай бұрын
Facts lol
@luciannayoung5737 11 ай бұрын
1:07
@MG12983 10 ай бұрын
Lol
@fritzanayatin9024 10 ай бұрын
weird kink you got thete
@fonzoCzyk Жыл бұрын
“A boosie fade” 😂😂
@Person-eh9nr Жыл бұрын
Surprised he even knows what that is lol
@fonzoCzyk Жыл бұрын
@@Person-eh9nr i guess he’s more cultured than we thought 🤷♂️
@AssistantofReginalManager Жыл бұрын
I choked at that comment 😂
@Dooby313 Жыл бұрын
Ts woke me tf up😂😂😂talking bout something real
@wesleywyatt8073 Жыл бұрын
Bruh Boosie get on my damn nerves lol
@icyfrxst Жыл бұрын
Forgot to watch this when it dropped but I found it at 3:27 AM and I can't sleep. This worked out perfectly!
@HungryPanda999 Жыл бұрын
I’m so offended but too relaxed to do anything about it
@seandunn4114 Жыл бұрын
I’m so relaxed but I’m too offended to think about it
@TheMissingPickle 11 ай бұрын
I'm sorry to hear that
@KenTeeKar 9 ай бұрын
Fr
@katieh8186 Жыл бұрын
I have been pretty distraught and this video distracted me and took me away from this suffocating feeling. Thank you Ryan!
@Dew252 Жыл бұрын
is everything ok??
@cheeto6730 11 ай бұрын
if anything this should have made it worse
@Big_Jeevs 10 ай бұрын
Don’t be upset, i want you to be happy
@vLadeV10 4 ай бұрын
@@cheeto6730seems like it did for you.
@jRadioPlaylists Жыл бұрын
Haircut videos are one of my favorites! Thanks for posting this!
@user-lk4lx7gh4p 8 ай бұрын
10:38 😭😭 had me dying
@toya.asmr__ Жыл бұрын
I started doing rude roleplays after watching one of your videos😂 Love it lol
@Robin_hood26 Ай бұрын
I was watching this to get some sleep but it made my dog (who was laying next to me) fall asleep instead. 😂
@MrBlue358 Жыл бұрын
I love rude roleplays especially from you! They're my favorite 🗣️🗣️
@Heli038 Жыл бұрын
🗣️🗣️
@Snowky. Жыл бұрын
Hey Ryan thanks for this video you posted it on the right moment now i can finally sleep 😁
@thesandboxgamer8938 10 ай бұрын
bros is so passive aggresive i love it lol😂
@basketballtime5969 Жыл бұрын
Your lucky the tingles was holding me back!😴🥱
@barks.-.2780 Жыл бұрын
bro this guy is so funny he always makes me laugh with his jokes much love.
@espetinhodofuturo6229 Жыл бұрын
another perfect asmr from ryan!
@yayalang1860 11 ай бұрын
Dang he is calling us trash and giving us good content at the same time I love it
@OllieFrancoAsmr Жыл бұрын
Ryan never misses we sleeping good yesss 😴
@lonemountain3049 Жыл бұрын
dude is the best on KZfaq, his roleplays are out of the world🔥💯
@simonabboud5127 11 ай бұрын
The amount of tingles this video gave me🥹I love it! Keep up with the good work Ryan❤
@lilkitcat2358 Жыл бұрын
He keeps track of our sleep schedule lol
@drvp_3477 Жыл бұрын
“Whose ur team” Me: Real Madrid Him: *laughs*
@user-iz3bk7dg9l Жыл бұрын
Yea
@Miguel-qz6qy 11 ай бұрын
I would laugh too
@JamesParkOfficial Жыл бұрын
He's giving a haircut to a discord mod 💀
@Renagadeknuckz 10 ай бұрын
now how did this man make me laugh in my sleep, Idk, but All I know is that this was amazing! 😂❣
@user-vo3lc9ix6q 11 ай бұрын
stainless steel you can tell by all the stains. 15:37
@addrain6448 10 ай бұрын
Legit the funniest asmr video I’ve ever watched
@drdmr 10 ай бұрын
This is the only enjoyable ASMR video I've ever watched, very nice and funny
@yasharsh6918 Жыл бұрын
I listen to to your asmr almost everyday
@kai-hw3yq Жыл бұрын
4k
@beverly7702 9 ай бұрын
The most relaxing asmr guy ever
@WurrzagsMorkyMischeif Жыл бұрын
Fredsvoice asmr: finally, a worthy challanger. Our battle will be legendary!
@wheelbarrow5389 Жыл бұрын
Definitely sensing an enemies to lover vibe between him and his camera
@jenniferlynnschlomer8387 11 ай бұрын
Always makin us laugh. 😆 thanks Ryan. You're so talented, my friend. 👍
@sallybotsstobyllas7611 9 ай бұрын
4:48 Me a jets fan: I swear this’ll be our year 😢
@klappernx2833 15 күн бұрын
I hope you beat the New York giants
@obsolete4104 Жыл бұрын
The uppercutted part was really hilarious 😂😂😂
@allanluvspugs5434 Жыл бұрын
how am i supposed to go to sleep if bro says boosie fade😭🤦♀️
@degreeeeeeeeeeee Жыл бұрын
so with videos like these i talk along with it so when you said what kind of haircut i said boosie fade i died laughing
@brianadube3152 11 ай бұрын
This man needs an award fr. I'll make sure 2 tell all my friends abt u❤😭.........and my whole skul.
@Toyey Жыл бұрын
He has more jobs than Johnny sins
@p4p1t4s7 12 күн бұрын
Fr
@jerrygarcia8304 Жыл бұрын
Please do another joy of painting asmr. I love it
@rubinaali4811 11 ай бұрын
Im trying to sleep but can’t control my laughter 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@adrizzilmouse 11 ай бұрын
I love how he looks the same as the fast ASMr video, like this is the client that came in after that one
@redleader4261 10 ай бұрын
12:54 bro started making an entire beat, and that stuff was fire
@XotticWOKE Жыл бұрын
I’ve seen every single video from day 1 we need a nice long 2 hour video 😏😏
@Sala-ik9cb 8 ай бұрын
Whoa I was not expecting a bookie fade😂😂
@MonkeyloverMonkey 10 ай бұрын
“Your hair is fuzzy” moments before sprays an entire bottle😂😂😂
@Chesburger812 7 ай бұрын
that watch isnt 50 thousand its 50 dollars but i still love ur asmr
@YummyCat4472 10 ай бұрын
That’s why I love this guy
@dragonslayer5734 Жыл бұрын
Watching this is just making me feel more depressed when i just wanted to sleep but again its my fuilt
@Spinkyyy 11 ай бұрын
not me whispering to myself "BOOSIE FADE" as he sais "boosie fade? no, not real" LOL
@Aresis_aWhre 9 ай бұрын
This tickles my brain and it feels good idkw🤣
@Oreo_RR 3 ай бұрын
I literally can't with the insults😭😭
@lillymacdonald2182 Ай бұрын
Does anyone one else fall asleep to this or is it just me😊
@aprilbrandon3441 10 ай бұрын
Teachers when you get a bad test score:
@LouisMarselis-vu9ut Жыл бұрын
Your roasts are amazing😂
@AZ-thegreat27 Жыл бұрын
I thought this was a barber roleplay not a whole barbecue 😭😭
@humancalories6949 5 ай бұрын
Im givin this place a 1 star
@narcisoybarra2803 Жыл бұрын
Just got a haircut today😂😂😂😂
@Subwayur 11 ай бұрын
“So you’re like radiant in valorant” 😂😂😂
@ASMRwithDannielle Жыл бұрын
Thank you my beard really needed doing 😂
@JamesParkOfficial Жыл бұрын
Peach fuzz 💀
@ASMRwithDannielle Жыл бұрын
@@JamesParkOfficial 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@catherinerowley2161 9 ай бұрын
For being a hairstylist he is really good at roasting 😂😂
@DogsmithY Жыл бұрын
Relaxing or rude, how about both!
@cassafrassarole 11 ай бұрын
The absolute side eye I gave when I looked up and he said he had to get all my chins LOL
@King2009-zr5wf 11 ай бұрын
"I'll tell you when you have had enough water"😂😂
@aceinspace2751 Жыл бұрын
No way Ryan trimmed the nose hairs to the beat of the Ant-Man theme.
@Forza77Napoli Жыл бұрын
The video game jokes had me rolling around 😭
@jamesstudley1166 10 ай бұрын
4:51 not him laughing at my Sixers💀
@blessingogida1934 Жыл бұрын
A Walmart shirt got me
@n1ahh Жыл бұрын
the insults got me dying 😭🤣
@BrixFPS Жыл бұрын
“You’re teeth look like lemons” (UNACCEPTABLEEEEEE 🍋)
@burgerboydraws3386 Жыл бұрын
I never wanted to think about him again, but you forced me to😅
@RickyCason-sr4lg 9 ай бұрын
Bro was giving a cowboys fan a cut
@AverageSynth Жыл бұрын
Bruh wanted Boosie Fade but got this instead! 💈😆
@MG12983 10 ай бұрын
My boy made a straight up beat wit them scissors
@rayplaysgolf Жыл бұрын
Bro wanted the boosie fade but got this instead 😂💯💈
@t.k.n8893 Жыл бұрын
2:58 *ME just sleeping* "I've got the sniffer of a dog" 😴 " You've got the face of one" 😐 Ayo tf he say to me😅
@blessingogida1934 Жыл бұрын
This was so funny and rude and I laughed idk why
@El_Mencho444 11 ай бұрын
It’s toxic not rude
@flame2650 Жыл бұрын
Bro’s not an asmrist bro a comedian
@ASMRDrippy Жыл бұрын
Bro Ryan you the dam 🐐 😤 keep doing your thing, you have hella skills 💪🏽
@cedarpoplar Жыл бұрын
🤣 I think I'll just shave my own head. With a barber like that, who needs anything
@downseir 11 ай бұрын
Timestamps: Intro- 0:00
@s0da_lmao 11 ай бұрын
Bro just falled asleep when the video started 😭😭
@dagimdereje1577 11 ай бұрын
"The one where they are throwing the ball the one where they through the ball in that one direction oh and the one where they kick the ball that one's good" -Ryan (That had me dead😂😂 )
@Stan_437 11 ай бұрын
My anger issues could never💀😭
@kendorappa6389 Жыл бұрын
I feel so offended but at the same time it’s so relaxing so, I’ll let it slide for now...
@TheMadGuitarist Жыл бұрын
Love the vid, could you do another pet store role play?
@jRadioPlaylists Жыл бұрын
He does have I think a couple unless you’re hoping for a new one
@Tupaccmeinbabyy Жыл бұрын
12:58 😭😭😂
@buffalo.2_ Жыл бұрын
'I got the sniffer of a dog, you got the face of one' 🔥😂
@Peterthecube 9 күн бұрын
“The one where they kick the ball that ones good”😎😎
@bridgetanderson1380 7 ай бұрын
Not me silently roasting himおhmyごぢtsふんy
@punished_farter8212 11 ай бұрын
This is really good acting cuz i was getting mad just listening to it
@Kale897 Жыл бұрын
Nice amazing asmr as normal go and get some food for your amazing work hope you the best in your amazing talent
@iouliapesin3548 11 ай бұрын
Looks at us “Ooh noooo”
@aveuch Жыл бұрын
Will you ever bring back Vicious Fades?
@Daelin-oh2lo 7 ай бұрын
Me waiting for him to cut my hair and looking at him like 😑😐🤕
@ColoradoSportsFan178 Жыл бұрын
"How about them Lakers"💀💀💀 As you can tell I'm very happy to be a Nuggets fan
@Rileythewwelegand 10 ай бұрын
The whole video is Ryan flexing on us lol
@tjack115 Жыл бұрын
ah yes nothing like some good ol' disrespect before bed lol W 🔥
@doritopamprs6226 Жыл бұрын
Bro made a whole beat with nose hair scissors
@authorizedfailure09 Жыл бұрын
I'm not even mad, if I was Raidant in Valorant I would expect to be bullied anywhere I go.
@pedroperez1231 Жыл бұрын
That sniff and gag made me laugh soo hard
@benjamin2264 Жыл бұрын
Hey you have done Italian barber and French baker but could you do British tea shop owner or German bar would be kinda fun
@benjamin2264 Жыл бұрын
Or you can do Aussie zookeeper
@usapresident8003 7 ай бұрын
love how he just insulted this "customer" very funny i love it
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