ASMR | Giving A Rock A Haircut

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WhisperSoft

10 ай бұрын

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@iixxbr0k3n_m4yxxiiyt6 10 ай бұрын

“Cassandra the neighbors at it again” “What’s he doing this time?” ….. “He’s putting shaving cream on a rock…”

@versed0 10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@gotusgotus 9 ай бұрын

LMAO Cassandra so random 😂

@davidxd584 9 ай бұрын

Hahaha You Made My Day😂😂

@waypoint732 9 ай бұрын

"dear god"

@Zetchzie 9 ай бұрын

Alf is Shaving lol

@DeeperPls 10 ай бұрын

so nice seeing Dwayne be so calm during this haircut.

@Thrower.Guez03 10 ай бұрын

For real

@Cazammaf 10 ай бұрын

"I don't think Dwayne has hair to cut bro!"

@Tgl_reyz 10 ай бұрын

@@Cazammaftha shi was so unfunny

@gxdz-_t0x1c51 10 ай бұрын

Shoutou to his barber must not be easy cutting his hair

@wMadmansion 10 ай бұрын

@@CazammafThat's how he went bald

@_kijetesantakalu 2 ай бұрын

everything i've ever done, ever said, ever thought, ever went... it all led me to this moment. watching a man give a haircut to a rock. this is my life.

@Jakub680 2 ай бұрын

And then me saying hi to you

@Laylam8 2 ай бұрын

and then me replying

@kiirisakis 2 ай бұрын

and then me reading this

@GuywithabadenglishOfficcial 2 ай бұрын

and then me hating on you all and being racist online

@vermelonYT 2 ай бұрын

And then i get put on a government watch list

@sameroid7560 6 ай бұрын

I really love the idea of someone just seeing a random rock and thinking to themselves "That rock needs a haircut"

@onevodkasoda 10 ай бұрын

rock went from 🪨 to 🗿 real quick

@sp00kyMerBabe 10 ай бұрын

This is a top tier comment. 😂👌🏼

@henryhartzenberg5810 10 ай бұрын

Noice bro 😂

@CosmicShieldMaiden 10 ай бұрын

Super comment.

@George-js4zi 10 ай бұрын

✨🗿

@gigachad3433 10 ай бұрын

Humbled indeed

@snotdog24 10 ай бұрын

Imagine a billion years from now someone finds this rock, they will never have guessed it had a haircut

@-GordonFreeman 9 ай бұрын

Yeah his hair would have grown by then

@micah_bea 9 ай бұрын

Poor rock might be balding by then

@peskybird7627 9 ай бұрын

that is so relateable i alwasys find a rock that will never have guessed it had a haircut

@BiggestMessiFan12334 9 ай бұрын

God would have come by then

@ibisicvs 9 ай бұрын

@@BiggestMessiFan12334 ??

@PhsychoSomatic 2 ай бұрын

Never thought a human being could get jealous of a rock and yet here i am

@AnnaZhigareva 17 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@giantbeanrider6677 3 күн бұрын

That hit me so hard

@Earthalien89 2 ай бұрын

You can tell how much he really enjoyed this. Such a handsome young rock!

@topfart14 10 ай бұрын

imagine getting up in the mornng, getting a nice hot coffee and look outside the window for some sunlight, then you see a dude giving a rock a new cut.

@11xxDIMAxx11 9 ай бұрын

Yeah man 😂 i think the same thing 😅

@camcat26 9 ай бұрын

You’d probably also see the camera and figure it was a weird new internet trend

@vuelxq 8 ай бұрын

LOLL

@tzwyyds 8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@CH40T1C_TW1NKL3 8 ай бұрын

😰💀

@slothasmr7727 10 ай бұрын

This rock been on earth for countless years just chillin I bet he never thought he would be KZfaq famous

@norgesmark 10 ай бұрын

This comment.

@teehee5700 10 ай бұрын

i don’t think he ever thought he would get a haircut either

@krotailen8025 10 ай бұрын

@@teehee5700 i bet he never thought

@VL444X 10 ай бұрын

@@krotailen8025bruh😂😂😂

@francocervelli5959 10 ай бұрын

Before🪨/after🗿🍷

@chequerandoom 16 күн бұрын

I'm sure no other rock in history has received so much attention.

@northernmajor407 7 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@jakez5778 2 ай бұрын

Glad to see rock and scissors getting along okay

@hearthnapalma2524 5 күн бұрын

Jo ken po, i win

@quentin1092 2 күн бұрын

This is way too underrated

@wo0topia 10 ай бұрын

I must say your roleplays are getting boulder and boulder these days.

@Cazammaf 10 ай бұрын

booo

@ilovet5926 10 ай бұрын

@@CazammafJust let him rock on, man, I thought his pun was solid, don't soil this for him

@Nixxit.Blake.. 10 ай бұрын

Omg💀💀

@Nixxit.Blake.. 10 ай бұрын

This is bound to the rock the boat ifykwim

@CrueSader73 10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@The_real_Barack_Obama 10 ай бұрын

If you told me 10 years ago I’d be watching a person give the rock a haircut I wouldn’t have believed you

@SalisburyTheWaterFoxxo 9 ай бұрын

same. People are weird sometimes

@Harsh-xk9ly 9 ай бұрын

If I told you yesterday that you'd be watching a person give the rock a haircut you wouldn't have believed me. Just goes on to say how impulsive the internet had made us

@pressf2451 9 ай бұрын

i like The Rock, hes good man

@camcat26 9 ай бұрын

If you had told me 10 years ago that I’d be watching this, I probably would have wanted to see it then. I clicked this because I just had to see what it entailed and would have done the same 10 years ago

@Igottoosillyl 9 ай бұрын

@@Harsh-xk9lyif you told me 5 years ago that I would be watching rock asmr, I would’ve probably believed you

@muchuchuroo Ай бұрын

This rock should be in a museum.

@gorillanoodles 5 ай бұрын

That rock bouta pull so many geodes fr

@subject_changed4690 9 ай бұрын

I haven't taken my pet rock to a groomer before cause everyone just laughs at me. I'm glad there's people out there who truly appreciate a good rock touch up.

@anubis_atg 7 ай бұрын

600th like :)

@HyperHrishiHD 7 ай бұрын

@@anubis_atg605 lmao

@ovgem 7 ай бұрын

@@anubis_atg620th like :(

@corney5336 7 ай бұрын

715th

@leaguixxx9736 7 ай бұрын

832th

@KirillMolotok 10 ай бұрын

That's honestly the most original ASMR i've ever seen

@dumplingcat4215 9 ай бұрын

@Elpolohermanosfr

@WitchKing-Of-Angmar 9 ай бұрын

@Elpolohermanos Yah that joke will never be funny.

@seller4120 9 ай бұрын

@@WitchKing-Of-Angmarok

@farhatamnan3736 9 ай бұрын

@@WitchKing-Of-AngmarMove along kiddo.

@WitchKing-Of-Angmar 9 ай бұрын

@@farhatamnan3736 How does that make me a kid?

@Ucieczka88 Ай бұрын

I must thank the youtube algorithm for bringing me this extraordinary content!

@typicalja4612 16 сағат бұрын

I sat and watched all 20 minutes of a rock getting its hair cut. This is my life.

@stepdro2968 6 ай бұрын

It was worth it. That stone immediately looks 2000 years younger!

@wnlover6412 2 ай бұрын

🤣

@Kaleb_Sc 2 ай бұрын

Whoever’s reading this remember God loves you very much!!!! Jesus is King and was crucified, buried, and rose so we can be saved and you can accept Him today🙏❤️💯

@Kaleb_Sc 2 ай бұрын

😂😂

@John05. 2 ай бұрын

@@Kaleb_Scamen 🙏🏻

@sedianttheone4009 2 ай бұрын

@@Kaleb_Sc Jit did not have to bring up god. Like let mfs have their own religion/beleifs (Ik i spelled that wrong)

@e_master_the_one 8 ай бұрын

why are weird / obscure ASMRs actually better then regular asmr

@abogmus8904 7 ай бұрын

well most popular asmr channels are women (nothing wrong with that) but ASMR doesn't really seem to be the main point for them. this is just straight up, as is rock asmr. nothing sexual or distracting. 100% effort and tingles

@sleepycomfort 7 ай бұрын

⁠⁠@@abogmus8904i don’t know what kind of asmr you’re watching but i rarely find sexual asmr content with girls. occasionally i will but honestly even those are pretty relaxing. there are also a lot of girl asmrists who’ve had a lot of creative ideas. gibi asmr, angelica, asmr planet are some examples

@marquisespinneretmindfang9873 7 ай бұрын

@@abogmus8904the algorithm is telling on you rn, i rarely see sexual asmr shit. but if you click on that kind of stuff you’re gonna see it all the time

@grim_56 7 ай бұрын

@@abogmus8904 Do you understand that you’re saying all women ASMR channels solely do sexual content? What the actual fuck dude

@jordynhardy2202 7 ай бұрын

right!

@matiasa995 3 ай бұрын

The best client still as a rock

@Alice_delos 5 ай бұрын

鶏が鳴くくらい早朝から石の散髪してるの斬新とかいうレベルじゃなくて好き

@serv1894 6 ай бұрын

ASMR is an excuse for people to do whatever and I love it

@speaktruth896 6 ай бұрын

@bluejay3748 4 ай бұрын

Asmr committing tax fraud is the best one yet

@elzeyden 3 ай бұрын

@elitejv 2 ай бұрын

And to be honest, that's exactly it. It's not about _what_ you're doing. It's about _how_. Haphazard, or controlled? Calm, or chaotic?

@MarqueeliusThe_III 2 ай бұрын

@@bluejay3748Tax evasion asmr is more relatable but I guess that’s just me

@anthonywatson1508 10 ай бұрын

I bet his fiance is so used to his weirdness that when he says he is going to give a rock a shave and a haircut she's like "yeah okay whatever" and goes about her day.

@inasez 10 ай бұрын

She's his wife now

@maverickmyu7968 10 ай бұрын

The guy is probably happier than most of us here in the comments

@williamafton3744 10 ай бұрын

@@maverickmyu7968damn right

@ilovenanami4569 10 ай бұрын

@@maverickmyu7968that’s a hectic thing to say man💀

@K1NG0FW0LV35 10 ай бұрын

@@ilovenanami4569 its true though 😂😆😄😅😀🥹🥺😢😭

@user-xx7qv4xs1k Ай бұрын

This is not the ASMR we wanted, this is the ASMR we needed

@XDann06 4 ай бұрын

this bro is really a expert in his job, not 1 tool, two tools at same time, insane

@jonrios1389 9 ай бұрын

Such a handsome little guy can’t wait to see him grow into a boulder.

@ihatedrugs2246 7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@FBI-iq4kp 7 ай бұрын

No, that's technically impossible. the laws of physics and the natural processes involved in rock formation. Rocks are typically formed through the process of lithification, which involves the compaction and cementation of sediment over long periods of time. This process occurs under specific conditions such as pressure, temperature, and the presence of minerals a small rock, by definition, lacks the necessary mass and composition to undergo this process and transform into a boulder. The size of a rock is determined by its initial formation and subsequent erosion, weathering, or transportation. While rocks can undergo changes in size due to these processes, they do not grow in the same way living organisms do moreover, the growth of a rock into a boulder would require the addition of significant amounts of sediment or minerals over time. Without these essential components, a small rock cannot accumulate the necessary mass and volume to become a boulder. The laws of physics dictate that the growth of a rock is limited to the processes of erosion, weathering, and transportation, which can cause rocks to break down or change in shape, but not increase in size In conclusion, the growth of a small rock into a boulder is impossible due to the laws of physics and the natural processes involved in rock formation. rocks do not possess the ability to grow like living organisms, and their size is determined by factors such as initial formation, erosion, and weathering.

@vallavictorious 7 ай бұрын

@@FBI-iq4kp It was just a joke 😭

@suhaasvemuri7980 7 ай бұрын

@@FBI-iq4kp fr

@DeathMelody. 7 ай бұрын

@@FBI-iq4kpwhat's wrong with you

@twilighthunter8021 9 ай бұрын

No one has ever been that gentle to the rock before

@twilighthunter8021 9 ай бұрын

Sad ending :(

@NightFeIicity 8 ай бұрын

The End ☠️

@NoobWithAGun2.0-Offical 15 күн бұрын

Womp womp

@Ally-Oop 2 ай бұрын

Channels like Atmosphere put in so much effort with costumes and props and yet I’m just as invested watching this guy man handle this rock on his porch.

@slug.st0rm Ай бұрын

pov: Dwayne getting ready for his movie scenes

@kaiser6711 7 ай бұрын

I was not expecting to sit down for 20 minutes to watch a rock get a hair cut but I have no regrets

@Erica937. 7 ай бұрын

Same, it’s 6 am right now, I’ve been awake for the last 3 hours. Have work in 1 hour and…. I’m watching this rock get a haircut 😂

@elbryan4751 7 ай бұрын

@@Erica937.Rock is balder then ever

@Dos_weone_con_tiempo_libre 6 ай бұрын

no regerts

@AwesomeStarbust7 5 ай бұрын

Same here at 1AM almost 2AM lol

@grasswithaknife 5 ай бұрын

I kinda feel bad for that blade lol

@fobo3361 9 ай бұрын

Words cant describe how badly i want rocks to be living entities who're just chill as hell, completely indifferent to being broken shattered or moved around, just vibing for countless years soaking in all that life has to offer, almost like an endless hibernation, the most relaxing experience you could imagine y'know and this one just randomly got a haircut during his endless journey and is real chuffed about it

@bleepbloop311 9 ай бұрын

woah thats such a cool thought.. now i want that too !!

@youremother. 9 ай бұрын

@@bleepbloop311i am rock

@Mystixor 9 ай бұрын

🗿

@Folphin 9 ай бұрын

Boy do I have a religion for you (Shinto)

@ardyhdecafowt 9 ай бұрын

Isn’t that just a turtle?

@journeymanX Ай бұрын

An electrifying cut thats so good,you'd look like the final boss

@Shubh_tndn 8 күн бұрын

The rock is rockin after the haircut...

@nat4369 10 ай бұрын

It’s not just a rock…it’s a boulder ❤

@norgesmark 10 ай бұрын

Period❣️🙏🏻

@Jeff-lo4ud 10 ай бұрын

Quote was the other way around btw

@halatiny6537 10 ай бұрын

@@Jeff-lo4udright it doesn’t make sense 😭

@Misstwistedbliss_alexawwe 10 ай бұрын

“It’s not just a boulder it’s a rock!!”-Spongebob Squarepants quote ❤😂

@sneztchy 10 ай бұрын

"Its not just a boulder, It's Iraq!" - Spongebob

@millenialmemoirs 7 ай бұрын

This is the most relaxed looking rock I’ve ever seen. He’s loving his haircut.

@bignerdy451 7 ай бұрын

UK, right? Usually rocks have a look of half relaxed, have ready to end it all

@Barrne_ 7 ай бұрын

he's really feeling it

@hel9292 6 ай бұрын

who says it's a he??

@JayFromWalmark 5 ай бұрын

@@hel9292i dont imagine that any rocks have sex or gender, but at the same time i dont think it minds what its referred to, people will call anything "he"

@kaim7709 5 ай бұрын

@@hel9292who says it’s an it? 🤨

@Pro_arab 3 ай бұрын

7 year old me playing with fake scissors in recess

@GS_MAXKY 4 ай бұрын

Rock before haircut: 🪨 Rock after haurcut: 🗿

@toxicthereporter515 10 ай бұрын

The rock after this haircut: 🗿

@nyohohoo 10 ай бұрын

The absolute giga chad

@romainallen1899 10 ай бұрын

S s ère w

@TirarADeguello 10 ай бұрын

Perfect no headphone sounds, fell asleep to this one.

@whispersoft 10 ай бұрын

Mission accomplished, thanks Mike!

@AKAWalker 10 ай бұрын

Legend respecting legend

@Trafento 10 ай бұрын

And I'm here too

@kageneeks6393 9 ай бұрын

What exactly is no headphone sounds?

@CrickettoSantalune 9 ай бұрын

Ah so this rock is getting elegant for his medical check with Dr Andrew Michaels. Now everything makes sense 🤔

@AndyIsLazy18 2 ай бұрын

Listening to this while watching felt like im getting a new haircut

@Uyhn26 18 күн бұрын

I love the sound it makes when you stir the foam rapidly.

@RIBB0T 10 ай бұрын

Somehow, this is one of the best "haircut" videos out there despite there being no hair involved. Great stuff dude.

@BlazinNoah 10 ай бұрын

Yeah I agree great sounds

@daleryanaldover6545 9 ай бұрын

fellow connoisseurs

@Blargo245 9 ай бұрын

6:28 wrong.

@patriciodorime 9 ай бұрын

@@Blargo245LOL

@Urben911 9 ай бұрын

I remember getting my pet rock groomed as a kid. This video makes me sedimental

@tigertie7701 7 ай бұрын

Good one 😅😂

@A_Random_Nazuna_Fan 5 ай бұрын

This pun rocks.

@JlynASMR 4 ай бұрын

Sedementary sedentary

@v1ct1m_v 3 ай бұрын

so is this. @@A_Random_Nazuna_Fan

@rashidrahman7998 3 ай бұрын

how *stoned* were you when typing this?

@HURRIC4NEyt 20 күн бұрын

His neighbors: Honey look! He's shaving the Rock again!

@chequerandoom 16 күн бұрын

Without a doubt, the rock loves his new style

@-Cryo- 10 ай бұрын

Despite how dull that knife may be from all that scraping, i won't deny: that rock is looking *sharper* than ever 🥁

@shadow_wolfgaming7397 9 ай бұрын

There was no razor in the handle but i dont doubt that the metal part of the handle is very scraped up after that

@Marryjanesbud 7 ай бұрын

I’m sick in bed breathing through one nostril watching a rock get treated better than anyone has treated me in the last 10 years. Life’s crazy man

@RickZanardi 7 ай бұрын

I just wanted to say, keep going and get well soon!

@CruzingAroundTheBlock 7 ай бұрын

This comment section is so wholesome ISTG

@Dios_of_Autumn-1999 7 ай бұрын

Man your life must have not been rocking hard lol. Those years definitely made you stone cold through it all. But when an opportunity arrives, make sure to hit two stones with one pebble and carve your way out of that crevice. You can't let that boulder weigh you on your shoulders forever.

@CruzingAroundTheBlock 7 ай бұрын

@@Dios_of_Autumn-1999 I almost choked on the water I was slipping when reading this comment.

@Dios_of_Autumn-1999 7 ай бұрын

@@CruzingAroundTheBlock I suppose you had a good time. Next time, make sure to let those thoughts sink in first before you drown lmao.

@ajouad3397 Ай бұрын

that rock holding back tears 💀

@MatthewInAFryingPan 4 ай бұрын

I fell half asleep like halfway through the video and half woke up at 8:02 thinking he was actually cutting someone's hair 😂😂😂😂😂

@SirLuigi 9 ай бұрын

Never thought listening to a rock get a haircut would make a really good asmr video, this rocks

@jah4550 8 ай бұрын

pun intended on "this rocks"

@kokobeanu 8 ай бұрын

ba dum tsss

@Zeu55 7 ай бұрын

@@kokobeanuwhen you translate your comment into english it becomes “ssssssssssss”

@DamascoGamer 8 ай бұрын

After 4 billion years, that rock finally had its first and presumably last haircut. 🗿

@barthotymous 6 ай бұрын

hey man, you never know; that rock could very well stick around in the house/yard to come back for another cut in the future

@jax86 22 күн бұрын

The tingles always come from random and original ideas like these

@3ruuh_yaguh 5 ай бұрын

"Soo...how was the haircut?" "🗿"

@jamesgonzalez3397 10 ай бұрын

Golf commentator narration: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to another exciting round of ASMR with WS. Here we see WS begin to fill the bowl with, not 1 or 2, but 12-16 pumps of shaving gel foam. A bold move indeed; let’s see if this will pay off further along. Now, WS has decided to go with the putt brush, an unorthodox move, one we haven’t seen in a long time. And now the mixing begins. To the untrained eye it may seem that he is simply making a mess, but what the inexperienced viewer does not see is the method by which WS incorporates the foam onto the brush. Notice the movements of the wrist, the grip on the brush, and the intensity of the strokes as he incorporates all of the foam. Pure poetry. Next he begins to cover the rock with the foam. First some light brushes and strokes, as though he were a painter feeling and visualizing the stunning artwork hidden in the canvas. At last the rock is covered and he can begin his work. Notice the blade, how it transforms an otherwise rugged texture down to a smooth surface. This is true ASMR. Now that the blade has served its purpose, we now move on the scissors and various water treatments, that will, without a doubt, give this plain rock, a much needed makeover.

@Ethan555 9 ай бұрын

Thanks

@skymanlordoftheskies 8 ай бұрын

This was entertaining

@BigDiesel1989 Күн бұрын

Soft claps 👏🏽

@irenecrichton9279 10 ай бұрын

Personally I prefer rocks with a 5 o’clock shadow and longer hair, but you did a great grooming job with this one 😂. Plus great tingles!

@kitbobit2415 9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@jake9854 7 ай бұрын

but girls think haircut a rock is borin n nerdy n such a joke tho

@robleytrades 2 ай бұрын

If I didn't decide to get ready for bed early, I wouldn't have seen a guy give a rock a haircut

@star_deluxely3004 3 күн бұрын

So.. We all just became bored at one point and decided to watch a rock getting a harcut which we find entertaining.. Completely valid reason ngl cause same

@versed0 10 ай бұрын

Imagine going outside and seeing your neighbor just randomly give a rock a haircut 😂

@jacksonandy218 8 ай бұрын

And, you just read my mind. If i was that neighbor, i would probably wonder if this dude was okay.

@acewilliams7917 7 ай бұрын

Next level landscaping

@BunnyDudette. 10 ай бұрын

Scissors beat rock for once, noice!

@realta.reborn 10 ай бұрын

W comment

@BunnyDudette. 10 ай бұрын

@@realta.reborn W reply

@bxck 10 ай бұрын

@@BunnyDudette.overall W

@josephalbert2180 9 ай бұрын

Nope. There was another time when hanma yuujiro's scissors beat the crap outta Baki's rock

@BunnyDudette. 9 ай бұрын

@@josephalbert2180 Shhh, I haven’t watched the anime yet, no spoilers. 😮‍💨

@Mynameiswhat543 Ай бұрын

Never thought of falling asleep from a dude giving a haircut to a rock

@everwildforever 16 күн бұрын

The most pampered rock ever. And all the other rocks are jealous

@goldchamber632 9 ай бұрын

You gotta give the man props this is the most original asmr you can find

@jordane_2856 7 ай бұрын

go check go chech ASMR tiny if you like original ASMR

@V4lENzzz. 7 ай бұрын

Another pretty original creator is Angelica, one time she literally helped a smurf give birth....

@MrArohtaeko 7 ай бұрын

"Made In France ASMR" It's the most original thing I've ever seen.

@littlerat760 7 ай бұрын

@@V4lENzzz.💀

@H34Rt54 5 ай бұрын

quite hard to find a simple asmr when the top results always rp asmr

@an6elz 9 ай бұрын

that rock will forever be grateful for the care it received on this day

@erodriguez-roman 5 ай бұрын

This rock looks really good and better now. Loved the process.

@tanyatressler3132 Ай бұрын

A barbershop needs to hire this guy!

@Pseudonaym 6 ай бұрын

Is it me or does his client look a little stoned?

@theshapeshifter0330 Ай бұрын

Comedy

@IvanFrmBpt 19 күн бұрын

It’s you buddy

@nevaehbazon9879 10 ай бұрын

As I was watching this video, I thought of all the moments that led me to watch a rock getting a haircut at 2am. All my successes, failures, and forgotten dreams from long ago, to be combined to lead me to this point in time. And was it worth it? Was this some gift? Curse? Is this what God intended for man to do? At first, these thoughts pressed on me, and I could not make a distinct answer. But as the snips and scrapes and clicks filled my ears with music, I realized that yes. This was the height of human civilization. Just 50 years ago, humans did not know the power of such a video. They didn't even realize such a power could exist. They could not crave something that was so above their heads, so foreign to them. But ladies and gentlemen, we are in the future. Our technology has granted us this blessing that not even the mighty emperors before us could ever hear or think to hear. We have become so far advanced that most of us have access to such pleasures in our lives. And to that, my friends, I say we must celebrate. Celebrate cinema. Celebrate the extraordinary. Celebrate ASMR. Raise your glasses at 2am to the video of a rock getting a haircut.

@ANIMEFAN-ym6tc 10 ай бұрын

So touching ❤️😢

@_r4tz__ 10 ай бұрын

Better writing than my English teacher 💔😔

@wolfybby698 10 ай бұрын

Dude... i was just thinking the same... xD you described what was in my mind on point😂❤🎉

@telosnium 10 ай бұрын

This sounds like something you'd see in a jeaney collects video

@onions2868 10 ай бұрын

Bro its 4 in the morning here and i gotta do a driving test in like 6 hours, but instead im watching the rock get a haircut 💀

@tnd1488 4 ай бұрын

My man said it would be an ASMR and he delivered. Truly, a man of his word.

@SabrinaYa 2 ай бұрын

It is super relaxing! Thank you so much for making the video!!❤

@FatassDuolingoBird 7 ай бұрын

One day this guy woke up and had an idea to film an ASMR of cutting rock’s hair… We gotta protect him at all cost.

@ninolloydbandiola5581 10 ай бұрын

"Are you winning, son?" *_I'm watching someone shave a rock's nonexistent beard_*

@ProdByCari Ай бұрын

wow that haircut rocks!

@visionary8779 Ай бұрын

Your lawn is really nice. If i were able to have something similar like yours i would’ve spent my days sleeping on those comfy grass under the tree 😌

@pooreshhqa 9 ай бұрын

хоть Скале Джонсону и 51 год, но выглядит он на 30 лет моложе.. И новая прическа на нем смотрится потрясающе!

@mateillo 9 ай бұрын

Rock: duuuude my cut is insane shout out to my barber dawg 🗿

@DozyRetroVibesASMR 9 ай бұрын

Exactly!😂😂

@zefankun2242 Ай бұрын

This really calms my mind, bro, thank you for the ASMR you made 😁👍🏻

@VAMPIRE6780 8 күн бұрын

Now we know what's like when The Rock gets his haircut 💪🗿

@alantyto3627 9 ай бұрын

What started as a joke ended up way tinglier than I expected. Great job! I think rock haircuts might be one of my favourite genres of asmr now 😂

@beawhitt2533 10 ай бұрын

The fact that you kept the SAME ROCK from an entirely different video from 2 months ago, speaks clear to me. Rock and stone, brother

@TapeStixxy 10 ай бұрын

Rock and Stone!

@liber5964 10 ай бұрын

@@TapeStixxyTo those about to rock and stone... We salute you!

@God-rk1vv 10 ай бұрын

Rock and stone!!!

@nawafmrzog7596 10 ай бұрын

Deep rock galactic 😂😂😂

@Lutchman 10 ай бұрын

To the bone.

@Exterminator_PvP_YT Ай бұрын

This is what humanity likes to watch, rocks getting a haircut

@asherbolt4585 11 күн бұрын

the rock just wanted a low taper fade

@REAL_SKYFIRE 10 ай бұрын

Imagine if his neighbors went: "Uhm, John, looks like he's at it again..."

@luisblanco834 Ай бұрын

This is beatiful, it's art

@ariwoodward 14 күн бұрын

I've been watching this video every once in a while for 9 months and i still dunno what the rocks haircut looks like cuz i can't stay awake for more than 10 minutes !

@DiamondEubanks 7 ай бұрын

Ahhh the ASMR community. Where we'll watch and listen to anything as long as it gives us our tingle fix😊

@ronnana694 2 ай бұрын

Alex eubanks?

@morpho_kight 6 ай бұрын

I clicked on this as a joke why am I getting tingles 💀

@dzpr0049 6 ай бұрын

same😂

@Laurasophie236 15 күн бұрын

Same 😂😂😂

@user-ol1to3nj2p 3 ай бұрын

Made the rock look millions years younger

@wilonschlow3436 21 сағат бұрын

He ROCKS this hair cut

@gnightcass 7 ай бұрын

the professionalism, the craftsmanship... i hope that rock gave a good tip for your service

@Mii4210 9 ай бұрын

The thought of this rock just busy existing for millions or billions of years just to someday have shaving cream put on it is hilarious to me 😂

@jacksonandy218 8 ай бұрын

Well also it having no continuous and having no idea that it would be famous with new stylish hair.

@tgenevieve1213 6 ай бұрын

This makes me want to date the rock as a geoscientist. Which is funny bc that rock gets a fresh cut and then gets a date!!! ha

@mr.marcoXD 3 ай бұрын

Fiquei surpreso!!!! A pedra nem se moveu, esse cara sim é um profissional, palmas pra esse cara 👏

@duhom1665 Ай бұрын

i see the background field, so beautiful and it looks really awesome

@Artemisia_Daak 10 ай бұрын

You must have the most well groomed and spa’d up rocks, lawn, and trees 😂

@bizon_1517 6 ай бұрын

bro the landscape is just incredible seriously I would love to live in a place like this its beautiful

@carlosemanuelmartins1305 2 ай бұрын

This is art, for real, for real.

@zenseplayz3289 2 ай бұрын

I bet that rock slept through out the session, so peaceful🤗

@gokuvssonic14 9 ай бұрын

I love this so much but also watching the blades on the rock and thinking about them being dulled down so much kills me when I work with knives all the time 😂

@jordynhardy2202 7 ай бұрын

i was thinking the same lol