At this point, this rock is more hygienic than an average reddit user
@thomascaldwell256710 ай бұрын
Even at the start it was cleaner.
@TheGoodEdp9 ай бұрын
@@thomascaldwell2567 fr 💀
@SiAttic9 ай бұрын
Considering how the dirty body is such a breeding ground for bacteria, this is definitely true. They may not be very dangerous bacteria, but they are abundant as fuck.
@Crazydave3399 ай бұрын
Bruh i use reddit for updates for a Roblox game and i take a shower daily and touch grass 😢
@goodboy93189 ай бұрын
@@Crazydave339 not a reddit user, obviously
@SMCoasters9710 ай бұрын
I’m a licensed massage therockpist. I can confirm the massage was of a high standard and the rock was fully eased
@Mr.Quack_Quack10 ай бұрын
Thank you, my mind can be at ease knowing the rock liked it.
@crownedginger408210 ай бұрын
I'm a certified rocktube rockmenter (Rock KZfaq Rock Commenter) and I rocke this (Rock Like)
@idelsagil912910 ай бұрын
Im a Rocklogist!
@lonelyguyofficial83358 ай бұрын
Affirmative.
@NisseVex8 ай бұрын
the rock did what now?
@kelvinsantiago70612 ай бұрын
3:00 using the pokemon energy cards to remove the rocks negative energy was a stroke of genius!.
@mar-nyan7 ай бұрын
I want to be this rock… he seems to be enjoying his life to the fullest. No work, no stress, just vibes . I want this rock’s life
@_aoe5 ай бұрын
Except it has no life because life comes with one condition and that being eternal pain 😢
@dcavaz2 ай бұрын
@@_aoe I don't want to live.
@_aoe2 ай бұрын
@@dcavaz then be a rock
@dcavaz2 ай бұрын
@@_aoe I'm considering it.
@dcavaz2 ай бұрын
@@_aoe I will eventually be a rock, so... If I die sooner I can accelerate that process. 🤓
@StellarCrackhead428 ай бұрын
As a very stressed geology student, this is what brings me peace. 12/10, very gneiss
@MSUBooBoo8 ай бұрын
Solid pun!
@StellarCrackhead428 ай бұрын
@@MSUBooBoo You could say it's 'rock' solid!
@Rum-Runner7 ай бұрын
Igneou- I mean, ingenious pun
@shlorgersen4 ай бұрын
These jokes magm- make me so happy. They’re so geode.
@joshuajones23803 ай бұрын
Regardless, we should never take these videos for granite, rather we should marble in amazement at his abilities!
@nickbloodsworth470510 ай бұрын
Good work, that rock doesn't look a day over 200 years old now
@Doppish10 ай бұрын
more like 3000 years at the very least
@-GordonFreeman10 ай бұрын
It probably billions of years old at most.
@trollg15448 ай бұрын
@@Doppish Ive seen 100 years old rocks that looked older than this one
@1.1.Iraq.1.17 ай бұрын
@@-GordonFreeman America was founded 200 years ago
@x-raygamma7 ай бұрын
The implication of this statement being: “Everything came into existence when America was born”. A true patriot.
@1Archangel_Lucifer110 ай бұрын
every great asmrist has a trademark. Fredsvoice has the rude english gentleman, Asmr Ryan has the Rude waiter and italian mafia. And then whispersoft is the what its actually like videos and R O C K S.
@PrinceGodOtsutsuki10 ай бұрын
Lmao, that was actually pretty clever
@kissestoyouiskisandyou10 ай бұрын
Don’t forget the ruler
@Ky-xl5dr10 ай бұрын
don’t forget the trees!
@justuslogan934010 ай бұрын
Don’t forget the books
@willersontntboom10 ай бұрын
Don't forget the "how x ASMR actually look like"
@Edgar...10 ай бұрын
I'm getting tingles from a rock being massaged 😂 This man's creativity and passion for ASMR is amazing.
@beate937710 ай бұрын
Thank you for this! So many people just dont know how to take proper care of rocks…but seeing this one so cared for and relaxed makes me happy
@radityapoerwanto70189 ай бұрын
#stoprockabuse #treatyourrockbetter
@user-nb4zy5qn9hАй бұрын
His wife must be very jealous of this rock.
@Mr.Quack_Quack10 ай бұрын
The most relaxed rock known to man. You know he went to his rock buddies and family telling them the wonders of whispersoft. Your client list should be filling up here soon. You should put googly eyes on the rock.
@584asmr42 ай бұрын
Yes! We need the googly eyes!
@itsZacAsmr10 ай бұрын
This is actually insanely relaxing!
@007rsn10 ай бұрын
Agree with it
@brallantp.2812Ай бұрын
This rock needs its own instagram and social network
@iknowyou257010 ай бұрын
Bro really loves that rock 💀
@maplesyrup_123910 ай бұрын
I bet he keeps it hidden inside his cabinet or something
@iknowyou257010 ай бұрын
@@maplesyrup_1239 I thinked about that too 🤣
@murderbeanstv673210 ай бұрын
@@maplesyrup_1239part of me wants to think it’s in a small pet bed, on a shelf… then part of me thinks he probably just uses it as a door stop or something.
@trevorradny777010 ай бұрын
I think so too. That way if people request a rock video, he just takes that one outside with him instead of trying to look for a new one.
@largebalz10 ай бұрын
Let's just say i didn't read that as "rock" the first time...
@jax137310 ай бұрын
W dwayne for not getting mad
@bro10landia797 ай бұрын
I'm so glad dwayne could finally take off some stress
@Sergio-tq2rz10 ай бұрын
How is it possible.... Im finally having tingles back... I was missing that feeling since 3 years ty dude
@RedoOkay7 ай бұрын
Dude I'm obsessed with this rock, I just love the rock. Not even the sounds it makes just the rock itself. I'd give the world to the rock.
@blueclay222226 ай бұрын
Fellow rock worshipper
@RedoOkay6 ай бұрын
@@blueclay22222 indeed
@hollywilliamson20839 ай бұрын
The visuals of the rock being massaged with your hands was sooo relaxing!
@irfan1er10 ай бұрын
Imagine seeing your neighbor giving massage to a rock... 🪨💆🏽💀😅
@Enzowynn9 ай бұрын
Would 100% make my day
@TheGoodEdp9 ай бұрын
I would join him
@polo_lunar16 ай бұрын
More often than You think
@mandieasmr93425 ай бұрын
I’d be like yanno what. Valid
@mabellinagogh5 ай бұрын
tam bunu düşünürken yorumuna denk geldim harika 😇
@RandomRock1198 ай бұрын
Thanks for the massage dude 🤙
@zachslater764810 ай бұрын
Bro drowned this rock. Everytime the rock thought it was over Bret just comes outta nowhere and water boards him
@whispersoft10 ай бұрын
Somebody had to do it
@gato214910 ай бұрын
I don't know who is more relaxed, me or the rock
@imperialfilms100210 ай бұрын
10 PM: Alight, just one more video and i'll go to sleep 2:30 AM:
@Cthulhu35710 ай бұрын
This is what happens when you get a creator who cares about his work, doesnt use mouth sounds or edited sounds to make up the video, has a variety of different videos, and also doesnt only make 10 mins vids to get those sweet ads.. he will save the asmr community
@kektiii13769 ай бұрын
Try ephemeral rift
@Cthulhu3579 ай бұрын
@@kektiii1376 yes he is awesome, i started watching him like 6 years ago in hs. another good one is (fe)male asmr, she also has her own one thats just female asmr.
@iLikeCookies8129 ай бұрын
Real
@Fullmetalnyuu05 ай бұрын
ASMR Power of Sound and Tinglesmith are a couple of my favorites out there
@deabeasmr10 ай бұрын
I’ve always loved pebbles, rocks, etc since young and this just further supports my i-wished-i-were-a-rock.
@derfliegendehollander76368 ай бұрын
this is what I live for, this is what humans evolved to do. to sit on your lawn in the afternoon and decide "you know what? fuck it. I'm gonna massage a rock.". this is great. subbed.
@CodrinNovacescu10 ай бұрын
Never thought I would have tingles from watching a rock being massaged. Damn....
@yegorshevtsov314810 ай бұрын
I've never thought this will be so relaxing. Thank you very much.
@joellara538410 ай бұрын
Why is it so relaxing to see how they massage a rock?
@joshallanson6939 ай бұрын
As per usual so relaxing and so many tingles i didn’t last long before i went to sleep But this is one of your best videos thank you for all your work and dedication to making these videos
@jikumo248310 ай бұрын
First time i see Rock ASMR very unique. I feel so much relax.
@Angel_Men10 ай бұрын
Glad to know you got his back when he really hits rock bottom.
@pbeatriz88 ай бұрын
Go get a job
@JihoPark9118 ай бұрын
@@pbeatriz8 lmaooo
@A_Random_Nazuna_Fan6 ай бұрын
@@pbeatriz8Ironic.
@cydney..downss6 ай бұрын
@@pbeatriz8someone’s abit mad 😬
@Lesbiwolf9210 ай бұрын
...honey, the guy with the rock is back *neighbours peering through the window*
@eonsinfinity53410 ай бұрын
Truly unique. Thank you for sharing your unique perspective with the internet.
@pedramtabande111010 ай бұрын
everything about this video is just perfect
@beckels895 ай бұрын
thank u so much for doing this, they genuinely love this so much and it is so enriching for them! thank you for introducing this one to pokemon in such a hands-on way! ❤
@beiko92792 ай бұрын
“Daaad, the man with the rock is on the porch again…”
@lmd66256 ай бұрын
Tingles from start to finish with your videos ❤🤗
@Xalo_9 ай бұрын
as a rockrapist (rock therapist) I can tell at first he was a little scared. (he even peed himself) Now you're great friends and he loves to help you in your career
@bondforeverwhooooops7 ай бұрын
rock..rapist?
@Xalo_7 ай бұрын
@@bondforeverwhooooops yeah, never heard of that job?
@A_Random_Nazuna_Fan6 ай бұрын
10/10 rockrapist. Would rockrape again.
@huberger6 ай бұрын
@@Xalo_ He must be new around here. Don't mind him.
@oguretzxpivo10 ай бұрын
This rock's life is better than mine
@lvampyr10 ай бұрын
I'm so happy you actually washed the rock this time
@torakfett33517 ай бұрын
I LOVE that I don’t have to turn the volume up to max to hear. Major Plus! Thank you from those of us with hearing loss!
@CandyLeahASMR7 ай бұрын
Amazing how it stands still
@parkerten53026 ай бұрын
the rock looks like very relaxed and happy.
@SM-A525F10 ай бұрын
2 часа ночи а я смотрю как какой то парень масажирует камень
@kaiuer9 ай бұрын
жиза брат, на часах 01:57... чем я занимаюсь...
@Cassian4573 ай бұрын
@@kaiuer1:47 here brother, we be chilling brother
@BUNZALOT4 ай бұрын
Brother, I’d never thought I’d ever say this to another man, but your hands are magical 😂
@Jacon8r5 ай бұрын
I'm glad you could show this rock the respect it deserves
@DEFINE__7 ай бұрын
Смотря на его видео, мне кажется, что этот камень живёт лучше чем я...
@spaceheh48677 ай бұрын
Все мы хотим быть этим камнем...
@breezevzx10 ай бұрын
this gave me so much tingles
@akinkunold22876 ай бұрын
I was really relaxed then started dying when you took out the rolling pin
@butteredbeans19326 ай бұрын
Ain’t never seen a Dwayne Johnson massage before. That’s wild my guy you’ve come a long way🔥
@MSUBooBoo8 ай бұрын
Scraping the rock with the cards should be weird, and I guess it is, but the tingles are sooooo good!
@Arrobadanz10 ай бұрын
Imagine it’s 2 am and you can’t sleep, so you try some new ASMR, suddenly someone enters into your room and catch you watching a rock being massaged…. BRO! 🤣
@user-kh5dm3jj3s2 ай бұрын
I don't know why but i got tingles from the rock
@TannenpoKaramelado8 ай бұрын
after 5 minutes I fell asleep Thank you sir!
@leahilt452610 ай бұрын
Great video as always😴 maybe an idea for the next video, you could do a deep clean „skin care“ before the massage?🙃
@kissestoyouiskisandyou10 ай бұрын
7:37 😂😂
@ZaFah6959 ай бұрын
Lmao😂
@user-ob8vq9jq6x8 ай бұрын
Girl Asmr: "Personal attention Asmr" Boy Asmr: "See this cool rock? We're gonna give it a massage.
@yhesielperez64592 ай бұрын
why is this actually satisfying
@jasforchrist10 ай бұрын
this rock gives some of the best asmr fr
@abdelhamidnad161510 ай бұрын
Yeah lol
@johnyjoestarlol2 ай бұрын
Your videos about this rock is so good you got a sub!
@abinothere241310 ай бұрын
Dang, seems like the rock needed it, it looked pretty tense..
@Kamisreal10 ай бұрын
Why is this relaxing
@Eviebb200010 ай бұрын
Is that water or actual massage oil I can’t bloody work it out and it’s driving me mad 😂 P.S tingles are Insane!! 🙌🏼
@cydney..downss6 ай бұрын
I think it’s just soapy water, if not idk how the bloody hell he can afford using all that oil on a rock 😂
@A_Random_Nazuna_Fan5 ай бұрын
@@cydney..downssHe works in medicine I believe, and YT is way more of a stable income source than what you may think.
@cydney..downss5 ай бұрын
@@A_Random_Nazuna_Fan oop okay, didn’t mean to offend anyone..
@A_Random_Nazuna_Fan5 ай бұрын
@@cydney..downss Sorry if I came across as rude :P But generally speaking he makes enough money from youtube to cover using actual massage oil.
@JRP7710 ай бұрын
Porfavor queremos más videos con la roca es un símbolo es una señal de esperanza en el asmr
@wajbafarbazaba24172 ай бұрын
Esa roca ha recibido más atención y cuidado que todos nosotros juntos XD
@carnage3679 ай бұрын
Dwayne Johnson is this guy's regular customer.
@ChrisGravaugur10 ай бұрын
One of these days he’s gonna have a boulder showing up on his door step with a yellow sponge and a blue octopus on top asking for a massage.
@fifteenmay5059 ай бұрын
Actually this video makes me stay awake cause I'm curious what will he used to massage a rock and I think that's interesting, but it still relaxing for stress relief.
@panini26777 ай бұрын
The first 1.25 minutes of this video were more unpredictable than every asmr video i ever saw
@okaythen33510 ай бұрын
His wife is jealous of how much more attention he gives to the rock than to her 😂
@pbeatriz88 ай бұрын
💩
@verbaleyes10 ай бұрын
Nice to see your pet rock getting pampered and all. Wonder if mine grew up like yours 😢
@beegooey64749 ай бұрын
Genuinely really liked the grass ripping sounds
@Big_Bang70Ай бұрын
Rock got a haircut and a massage, one lucky thing
@Katezz6610 ай бұрын
Why am I watching this? Why is it relaxing? What am I doing with my life? I have so many questinons..
@jeffjefferson888810 ай бұрын
The rock series is one of the best ive ever seen
@SangTran-xm2ff5 ай бұрын
feel extremely relaxed 😮😮😮
@cocenutcbh21523 ай бұрын
just imagine how smooth the rock will be in a time
@user-wg5js3kq5t5 ай бұрын
I‘m still fucking stone this is ㅈㄴ good
@Shanny.143Ай бұрын
응 나도 질투나 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
@blimp698Ай бұрын
This rock is the celebrity rock amongst rocks 😂
@cXyzkidd4 ай бұрын
3:00 0:01 0:40 8:34 my favorite parts
@blueclay222226 ай бұрын
As a rock, this massage looks very relaxing
@glayshur3 ай бұрын
moisturized. in his lane. flourishing
@zenkaishah9 ай бұрын
Oddly satisfying. Thanks
@bisnelo17 күн бұрын
I will never understand why I find a stone massage so relaxing
@MercuryASMR10 ай бұрын
oh my god that rolling pin was AMAZING
@UebelstGutenZeug5 ай бұрын
Bro went from 🪨 to 🗿 pretty fast
@achingforlove7 ай бұрын
seeing the Pokémon cards stressed me out
@AndreyNikolsky20042 ай бұрын
Это камень наслаждается лучшей жизнью!💀💀
@puzzlexyz30962 ай бұрын
love the white noise of the traffic , trucks
@Jordanmichael233Ай бұрын
The rock became a pebble after that massage The rock: I think I got soft
@The-kid-in-your-basement-IRLАй бұрын
The way the brush part of the scrubber came off
@alejandraalbert60609 ай бұрын
I am going crazy rn, how can this be so so so tinglyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
@user-uf4vn5sc8r9 ай бұрын
Bro why am I getting jealous of a rock...
@DarkDestroyer9810 ай бұрын
Talk about a stiff patient!
@Reckyj3 ай бұрын
Feel like im playing "Banished" with the chicken sounding like that. Very enjoyable video! Thank you.
@wanderingghost7324Ай бұрын
Four elements for asmr including rocks, sands, fire ,water and air
@PepperQ406 күн бұрын
I mean this does give me tingles so.... as random as it is it works lol
@reginaldoarthur-tutubio779110 ай бұрын
Eu amo essa categoria ❤
@ItzLukaniti10 ай бұрын
when you're searching for new ideas, do you just go outside and think to yourself: "this thing looks like a good asmr trigger while giving a massage" ?
@stayquiet35946 ай бұрын
The only guy in the world to give Mother Nature massages