"He's About As Helpful As A Public School Website" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Never Sipping My Tea Again During These Kind Of Videos!!!!! THAT WAS BRILLIANT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"A questionable pigeon... at the walmart parking lot." lol

I find myself watching these role plays as like TV😂 You’re my favourite show!!! You’re an amazing actress and I love listening to you while I do my homework. You’re so entertaining, thank you for being you!

You are such a good actress! I always find myself coming back to you.

😂 Lynette has had enough of Chairty and she's decided to sell her

My week has been so bad. But when I see Lynette, everything feels okey again😊. I dont know if my English are good, but I think you can understand me

That mug is 100000% Lynette and I am HERE FOR IT

Sometimes I can't believe how invested I am in Lynette's story, but you've created a wonderful character in her. I'm thrilled that she and Trish have found a new place, and I can't wait for more adventures at the salon.

I’m so glad that Trish finally found a new place for the salon! :D

LYNEEEETTTTE!!!!! I haven't even watched it yet! just had to say I LOVE her!

The sound on this video is very good

You know Mary has a gift when Lynette is your fave character & this is your fourth attempt to watch because you keep falling asleep waking up in tangled ear buds!

LYNETTE IS BACK!!! I am so dang happy about this

the more i think about this video the more i am so impressed with your acting skills! its so much harder than it looks. you have serious talent girl! i also hope lynette got her cow cozies!

Love your videos ❣️ your role plays are so smooth and natural and you have such a natural talent!

I just wanted to tell you that I was sitting here crying having an anxiety attack because everything has gone wrong today and I started watching your video and you've helped me relax and stop crying as much. Thank you

Love your asmr

"Her heel got stuck in the escalator".... "No her high heel" ndndndjd 😂😂😂😂 I'll pray

Roleplay Queen of ASMR

I love your videos, they're so creative yet simple and charming

You need your own tv show of all of your characters

I love Lynette roleplays so much ❤

This audio is great 😍 Thank you so much!

Love your role plays you are very pretty Mary I've been busy and very depressed Since the news on my mom which is bad 10 to 12 weeks to live love u Mary your the best 💝😢 happy VAlentine's day also 💝

Green walls.... Walgreens? 😂 mhmmmm Im thinkin she made green walls up 😂😂

I love how Lynnette does your nails in those bizarre places she is my favourite so far . Ahah

Thank you for this, Mary. Much needed right before bed. Hope you and your boys had a good Valentine's.

“It tastes like pine needles and the mud out of a truck tire.” 😂 You are amazing!!!!

It’s the jacket! 🖤 Omg, Mary! Hysterical!

39:52 “her purse is just as fake as mine see she’s no better” HA

haha I'm from the UK and that "Y'all Need to Keep Calm" tea mug......

"It's like puttin' makeup on with a stamp." 😄 Happy ❤ Day Mary! We love u in our house!

"I think I just bid on a bird cage." LOL! *:'''D*

Mary you should’ve been an actress 👆🏾👍🏾👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾

Mushroom Squeezins! I died laughing...

Can you do another roleplay video with this same accent? I watch this every night. It's amazing!

"how's this an educational toy for a boa constrictor?" I am WHEEZING

It's nice and smooth, like butter 😀 It's a nice face powder/foundation 😴😴

Cow cozies!🤣Great video, Mary!

Rescued it out of a stormdrain, name it Georgie. 😂🎈

" Some kind of organic tea..that's just wrong" is literally me everytime I order tea and its not real sweet tea

LOL I am obsessed with Lynette

I love your characters. They are so interesting

"She's like a cart at Walmart" Hahaha

This video is soooo funny!!!! 😂😂😂

This prediction was an outbreak Jimmy was quarantined. Mary you're epic.

Happy Valentine’s Day Mary have a good one

I was so excited when I saw this notification pop up ❤️😘 and it didn’t disappoint another great video ❤️😘👏👏❤️

Pewdiepie the baby cow has a nice ring to it. 🐄

Timeless.

Y'all need to keep calm 😂😂😂😂 throwing shade at the haters 😂😂😂

"It was kind of a hazmat situation...well, I suran wrapped the door...he started hollerin' about suffocatin'." *:'D* The part where her friend got her heel stuck in the escalator and "the whole church" is praying for her made me laugh hard. It sounded so serious then I found out it was only her shoe that got destroyed. You just seem so comfortable in front of the camera and are so convincing!

Love your roleplays!!thank you,you're the best!!

*_Loved the video Mary_* thank you for putting me asleep

Happy bidding! I mean snoozing.

I'm snuggled up in bed...watching this with popcorn haha, and then you said "a questionable pigeon" and almost choked on a kernel ahhahhaa

Is the Revlon quick dry top coat the only top coat you use? I love the Revlon quick dry. I was so surprised how fast my nails dried.

This just made my day 💖

Thank you for this super relaxing, super funny video!

Love your cup lol

What about the cow cozeys

Thank you for that Stephen King reference!! Could we have an ASMR video revolving around something Stephen King?

All them gals in Nathanville think they're so high-hooty-hoot. But they're just regular ol' Camden girls, if you ask me.

Did they ever let Jimmy back into the Walmart ??

Pray for Ms. Wozniak

mary you are a great actress, id love to see you on the big screen

Idk where you’re from but I’m down in Louisiana and your characters with the thick accents crack me up cuz they sound just about like every southern lady I’ve met especially when they ramble on with their Southern Lady nonsense 😂😂 (re: a questionable pigeon in the Walmart parking lot)

Lmaoooo wht happened to the parakeets😂😂😂& that coffee was hittin😂

I confess, I’m subscribed to Pewdiepie 😂🐄🐄🐄🐄

So true about the public school websites 🤣

*_mushroom squeezings_*