Living for the Dynasty-era powersuit, sky-high shoulder pads and sequins bling so much they'd make Charity pout.

I just love the train horn in the background, it’s cozy and makes the role play more realistic in my point of view 💞

I love these, they're like our own private soap opera. :) Also thanks for staying positive on the things happening in your life. Sometimes you just have to laugh at it 💗

Can we just get some Mary Merch that says “it’s better than money, honey, it’s donuts!”

Yay, the comments are back again!

Yes the illustrious return of Lynette 🙌🏻🙌🏻

I've been watching your recent videos and been dying to tell you how wonderful you are: so resilient, strong, funny, vulnerable, smart, compassionate... I don't know you, but I admire your strength and pragmatic yet positive attitude. Thank you for the comfort you bring me, the ability to distract my mind, help me sleep, help me laugh, and feel human. Thank you.

Lynette is one of the best things to happen to ASMR. I’ve been falling asleep to her rambles every night this past week. God bless you Mary ♥️

Lol!! The job interview-prom-power suit is everything! 🙌

"I always find a way, I always manage." I needed to hear that tonight.

Hi Mary, While the comments are back I just wanted to let you know I think you are a wonderful lady and thank you so much for all that you do. The dealing with sucker punch video particularly resonated with me. I wish you and your family all of the best. You deserve it.

YAY THE COMMENTS ARE BACK! I wanted to tell you in your miniatures video of the little foods, that my Grandma use to buy me those as a kid for my little fairy garden. Thanks for bringing back so many good memories! I also love this series! But I can never stay awake to hear the whole thing. Have a blessed day. 💓💓💓

Jeeze Mary, here I am chuckling along then suddenly this story comes up about the death of a toddler and the grieving grandfather 😔 then you come back with a story about the kid being a patch of grass in the school play ! You keep me on a roller-coaster. I love you and your characters . You're a frigging genius . I hope your videos go viral and you make a fortune .

You are the best! You make me laugh, cry, reflect and relax often all at the same time. No one does it like you do and I am happy to see you fighting through the tough times and being your resilient self! 🙂♥ Thank you!

Love the way you brought all the characters into the gossip session. Have missed Lynette. I am going through job loss too. This was very therapeutic! Thanks! And I cracked up at the parting shot, "Break a limb!".

"That's not what we call 'em where I'm from 🤣" Mary this video is an instant classic.

I cant wait for a other 40s vidoe i love those . this is grate !! Love it

Lynette does Sparkly Friend's nails, ha, ha. You are the queen of the monologue! Such talent in so many characters.

I just wanted to let you know how much I enjoy watching your videos. I appreciate all the hard work and creativity you put into them. You are so talented!

Awesome video, Mary. :) I'm praying for you and your family. You'll figure things out and I hope your dad is in great health and your cat 💙

You are so good!!! What a talent. Thanks so much for always making us laugh even when we really don't want to. We all need that.

Although I have said this many times before and I might sound boring but I do love all your video's no matter what type Role plays and store walk throughs and shopping hauls and whisper videos all of them are always perfect and plus the comments are no longer disabled but as I have told Mary many times she is my number one ASMR artist And like most on here have said i hope you find a job that you really want to be doing and are happy with

Lynette's idea of professional dress is pretty much mine "Look, it's got sequins on it!" LOL!!!

#Relevant. I love the sound of the train in the distance!

yay the comments are back!!! thanks mary! can’t wait for the next sanctimommy installment lol

Permission to make you a blanket that says, "That's better than money, honey, it's donuts."

WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Lynette AND comments are back! Thank you, Mary !

MCU. Mary Cinematic Universe.

Yaaay! Lynette is back!

It’s gotten to the point where I’m more interested in the storyline than sleeping. I mean I do fall asleep, but I come back to watch and find out what’s going on in these characters’ lives. It still amazes me how good you are at improvising.

Welcome Back Comments Welcome Back 👏👏 Welcome Back Comments Welcome Back 👏👏 Thank you Mary for this vid and all the others from this past month or two. Ok think I’m all caught up

I don't understand a word (English is not my mother language) but I'm living for this accent

Yay for comments being back! I’ve been bursting to tell you how helpful and wonderful your videos are! Thanks for being so comforting!

I love Lynnette! She always makes me laugh. Watching you process your changes is helping me with mine. Thank you for sharing.

Awwh yea a roleplay! I love you Mary!❤️ Thank you again for this wonderful video!❤️

Clever parallelism!

Words can not describe how happy I am that the comments are back!! I’m sad for Lynnette though.

I love Lynette ! I so look forward to watching these they are so relaxing and entertaining.

You're such an amazing (and hilarious) person! Thank you for all the work you do for us! ❤

I’ve been thinking about you a lot after your video last week. Prayers!

I live for all your different characters, it's so good it could be a sitcom

I so much enjoy your roleplays, You are so talented ,it's almost beyond words. :)

Youre so good at making it seem real and casual. Ive basically ONLY been watching YOU for the past month 😂😂

ADORABLE!

just watched your coupon video and i can't wait for your annual Painting video!!

Love it!!!! You always put me to sleep with the Lynette roleplays!

Holy smokes my fav is back and looking stunning 🙌🏻

Yay!!! I am so excited I love love your videos especially the role plays thank you so much for them

Lynette's work situation sounds a lot like Sally's. Hopefully that means Sally has an interview as well.

Glad the comments are back, I have missed the community. I hope you are well Mary and you are doing superb job x

Glad your comments are back. I just wanted to let you know I love your inaudible whisper videos!!

I was thinking that same thing when you had that unfortunate fungus. LOL!

Oh Lynette Grrl. God I feel ya Grr.

This is so realistic and hilarious! My new favorite ASMR video

a new lynette video as im about to go take a nap is almost as good as christmas!

I love this! You are hilarious.

We Love you! You’ve become my most watched KZfaq channel! Thanks for everything you do Mary!

Lynette's nails are beautiful! 😊 💅

I love your videos! Looking forward to watching as I fall asleep tonight 😊

Ahh the comments are back! Mary I just wanna say I LOVE your videos and you have been doing excellent. I have wanted to comment so many times but couldnt so I want to take the opportunity to tell you now in case you decide to turn them off again. I appreciate everything you do!

Ok when you make merchandise it should say shi-thead gym and also “it’s better then money, honey.”

Thanks for another Lynette video! They’re my favorite!!!

I absolutely love your videos! Thank you so much for everything! ❤️

The title totally intrigued me

Hands-down the funniest ASMR video I’ve ever seen in my life… Tell me why you remind me of every woman I’ve ever known in my life growing up in Albemarle North Carolina LOL

Please tell me we’re gonna get a “Lynette Hands Out Samples At Costco” role play 😂

“Honey, that’s better than money. It’s donuts” 💀💀💀

Yessss lynette is back!

Literally saw this and was like omg lynette what happened. Like shes real lol. Love your videos!!!!

I love this!!! Thank you 😊

Lol I thought the train noise was from my house. I thought "that train is loud and I have my headphones in" I was wondering where there is a train close enough by me lol!!! My dumb moment of the day

YAY comments are back you're amazing, hope everything works out!!

10:37 is me whenever im around by brother lol😂💗

Thank you for this video! I love it!

You’ve got me trying to keep my fingernails up. I got some of the good top coat you use. It’s helping a lot!!! Thanks for the info!!! It keeps me from biting my nails. But I can’t do my toenails because of my bone o bone knees. Thanks hon

i’m so glad the comments are on now 💘

ur channel is bliss

Awesome role play your a great actress missed you Mary I hope you and your family are well ?? 😁😁💓💘💘🔥🔥🔥🔥

I love your videos you made me giggle a couple times :)

Lynette is neighbors with Harvest? oh lord i wanna see this

Oh I adore this 😂😂😂 this was hilarious

I love you and this channel so much 😩❤️

This was too funny love! It was to interesting to fall asleep to💖

Poor Lynette :(

I really liked your video where you went around Hobby Lobby. I think comments were disabled on that video, dunno why.

Perfect timingggggg

Lol lol lol you are so funny. Love it

I love all your videos so much! 💜😀

My moms name is Lynette 🤣🤣 didn’t even know it was a real name until now

Please do more eating ASMR!

Thank YOU!! Mary did you get your new dining room table yet!?

I friggin love you Mary.

I love your videos!

❤️

Hi Mary!❤️❤️❤️❤️

yes.....Lynette!!!! Week made.

Poor Lynette

The sourthern accent💕

I hope she gets the job at Costco.😍

you look stunning in that dress!