"I cut a bitch. No just kidding, I stole a cow." 😂😂😂

This has made my day!! I love Lynette and how she adapts so easily to her surroundings😃😃😂

Piper chapman who?

"You can't go round biting people willy nilly" 😂😂😂😂 that's officially my quote of the week! Hats off to you for managing to record videos whilst trying to move house! We are very grateful

We are so spoiled.

"That's When Big Judy Took My Top Coat"!!!! Laugh and Spit!!!!!

Can we please start a merchandise line for you? I would love a shirt with Lynette's mugshot or quotes from her. So many golden moments that should be memorialized.

Lynette is my favorite character! She's better than tv lol

I love how you played off that alarm going off. great improv skills

"I feel like they would have taken this into consideration when you tried to hit him with your truck..." Wtf?? I almost choked on spit Lmao.

Lynette's life is my favorite sitcom!

You have the best sense of humor. There are people who take ASMR so seriously that you'd think it was the answer to the universe. It's of course really relaxing but, mixing it with humor makes it even better.

Hi Mary! Thanks for another awesome video. I just wanted to say how much you help me get through anxiety on a day to day basis. I am a grad student in biophysics and its SUPER competitive, but if I get anxious at work or while doing an assignment I put on one of your videos in the background and it calms me down so I can focus on my work. It sounds silly, but as a country girl surrounded by academics your accent and mannerisms remind me of my family back home and really relax me. You have helped me so much, and I can't properly express how much I appreciate you and your work. Thank you so much for everything you do

"Big Judy" sounds scary!!! 😂#freelynette

I've never commented on a youtube video before, but I have to contribute my affirmations for this series. Mary, you are a wonderful human.

"I cut a bitch." I'M DONE. 😂😂

Omfg " I cut a bitch " 😂😂😂 I had to replay that lol

Lynette's life is in shambles.

Im recovering from a major surgery and your videos gave me lots of smiles while I was in the hospital. Thank you for all your hard work! ❤️

Omg those acting skilllllsss!!!!

You are so gotdang cool, Mary. I feel like we should be friends. If I ever make my way over to the Carolinas, or if you ever make your way over to Texas, we'll have to get a cup of coffee or something!

I don't even use these to fall asleep anymore, they are just too entertaining.

I was actually afraid to take a drink while watching this for fear that I would spray my monitor!

"I know it's none of my business who you bite and don't bite" hahaha this was less ASMR, more comedy. Loved it either way

no other ASMR artist makes roleplays like you, hands down the best

From a fellow Carolina girl: I love you and your videos! They are DELIGHTFUL!

holy lord, a Larry, Darrell, and Darrell reference 😂😂

Mary... You have out done yourself with this one. I was laughing so hard when I saw the jumpsuit, that I swear my neighbors heard me. You are so creative. Love your videos. Please never quit doing them

Yay!! I'm so excited you posted another video in this series. Your acting skills are amazing!! Thank you for all the work you put into these

#YASSSSSSS I LOVE THIS LIL SERIES 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 I HOPE THERE'S MORE!!!

Thank you so much for this video, I am completely emotionally invested in Lynnette life. I did my nails while I was watching this video and it was epic!!

queen lynette’s so clear about her feelings what an icon

I just broke my nail yesterday, I'm glad Lynette is hear to fix me up

She sounds like a female Bob Ross 😂😍🙌🏻

I don't really understand how this helps me sleep but these videos are really relaxing!

Yassss I love your role-play videos

LOL this whole series kills me in the best way. YOU ARE AMAZING.

Just love your videos , weather it's Lynette' story, your Aldi buys or the whispering . Such a variety and choice and it's the first channel I check in to when I have some chill out time. Thanks for providing this great channel.

This was the best! I am cracking up!! 😂

I don't know how you do it but any video of yours I turn on and I'm out like a light in two minutes! Thank you so much!!!

I went to this convention on the weekend and I spoke in a Southern Accent the entire time (I'm Australian) and I actually convinced most of the people that I was southern until I spoke at the podium. (I didn't tell anyone but I learned it from listening to you!)

Great improv for the beeping noise!

I love your videos, they're always so relaxing and entertaining.

i love that u did this!!

HAHAHA "I stole a cow" THE BEST HAHAHA

I read that sign in the back and the first thing I thought about is 'sit down, be humble'

I so get the Mansplaining. I'm a comic geek and I've had so many men try to explain comics to me.

You are so creative! I just love your videos!

I love watching the prison videos. Your so funny and the characters just come alive in my mind.

your channel are the best ,& you're the best ASMR whispers sounds thank you

If there was a lynette's book based on your series I would definetly buy it!

I really love your videos so much. They really make me laugh. My best friend and I always send them to each other and have a ton of inside jokes because of your videos. Thank you so much for being lovely!

Lynette will forever be my favorite Sparkly friend, even behind bars.

YOU'RE A GENIUS OMG😂

lol she thinks it a great time to be in prison cause jerry springer is visiting. I'm dead as fuck

You should do a whispered counting video. Your counting gives me so many tingles! ☺️

So much fun, Thank you

I'm laughing out loud listening to this oh my god how are you so funny!!

I love Lynette so much. Definitely my favorite character

I use to be a big gentle whisper fan and I still am but I think u are better u do the perfect rp anything u do relaxes me and makes me laugh

oh my gosh you kill me! 😂 ❤ you so much!

I love this

I only recently started watching you, but damn, do I love you! ❤

I look forward to lynettes videos so much it's ridiculous 😂

You are so awesome Mary! So many great videos in one day!!! Lynette, sweety you got to get out of there! but I feel you light up your prison with your happiness and comedy!

I feel like she's just slightly crazier in prison then she normally is, guess prison does that to you... can't wait till she gets out though...love it, keep up the character!!!!!

This character reminds me of Judy King from oitnb

Sharing this before I even get through it!!! ROFL!!!!!

Omg you are hilarious! 😂

HOW do you think of these ideas 😂

Good Stuff!

Hahaha I love this!! 🤣💝

A Newhart "Darryl" reference 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 another reason you're my fav

You kill me, girl 🤣🤣🤣🤣

My brother Daryl and my other brother Daryl....haha

You are such a cute little lady with such a good voice!!! 💕😍

Hahah live your videos 😂😂

reminds me of orange is the new black lol

Love this very funny as I said before you even look good even in prison clothing

“I cut a bitch” lmfaooo

ok I want to hear the story on how she stole a cow lol

I don't know why I cant get anything done today. lol

“Why am I in here? I CUT A BITCH”. If that quote isn’t me😂😂😂

The ad at the beginning of this was a girl with a cat LITERALLY screaming "LOOK AT MY PUSSY"

Let Lynette Free!!!!

Do you do your own nails?

#freelynette

Really good video You probably won't reply though because no one replies to my comments

I've never been so early.

my bf left a not on are toaster it said this isn't working but when I turned it on it worked perfectly fine

u should make a video reading a book about the white house and this my 1 time coming up here

What is problem with biting people. I use to bite my brother all the time.

😂😂😂

"I cut a bitch. Naw, I'm just kidding, I stole a cow."

Lynette what were you put in prison for

girl I live in upstate sc home of Clemson tigers where everything goes with orange! you wouldn't believe it. unfortunately I'm a Carolina Gamecock so I stand out🤤 you think you've got it bad with your outlaws I married a Yankee and can't even understand what they are saying

I cut a bitch.....LOL...ya stole that damn cow. bahaha......I love your sorry lines.

Oh, maaaan, there are times where a guy is mansplaining to me and I completely feel like this lady! 😂

Man....and I was REALLY wondering WHY on earth your character got stuck in jail!! The cow made ya do it!! LOL!! Now I REALLY want to know is where in "Taranation" did you get a jail outfit? Or did ya make it? 😜😏

Mary, I am just curious... Are you a Jerry Springer fan in reality?