Symphony's not a Dollar Tree fan. Not at all. Lynette hopes to change Symphony's mind after she sees all the awesome wedding stuff Lynette found!
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@CraftyNovice7 жыл бұрын
'You left me there-surrounded by great bargains' 😂😂 I love you Mary!
@hmontanez2007 жыл бұрын
tHAT'S PRISoN LIfE 😂😂
@baidonby3807 жыл бұрын
i love your profile picture :)
@chumdog907 жыл бұрын
LYNETTE SAYS, "THE NAPKINS ARE WHITE AND SQUARE, LIKE ME." HAHAHA!!!
@kkimmy94397 жыл бұрын
She's so natural, it's amazing.
@bridgetdunleavy35497 жыл бұрын
You know it's bad when you whisper-scream "LYNETTE!" as soon as you see this in your feed
@LabNYorkie7 жыл бұрын
I stopped DVRing Days of Our Lives because these stories are much better.
@sierramiller91027 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking last night that we needed a Lynette video and soon! Yay thank you Mary!
@tracy29197 жыл бұрын
I could listen to you talk all day! Thank you for making these videos!
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
Tracy Osimowicz You're welcome! I love doing it.
@kalebblack63947 жыл бұрын
SouthernASMR Sounds talking or making videos?
@ericbeaulieu48437 жыл бұрын
It's always nice to have a friend that'll cover for ya while you were away in the 'big house for awhile.Great video,I love your roleplays.
@frostybaby137 жыл бұрын
I've been falling asleep at my desk at work everyday, because I stay up half the night laughing at these videos! You are so funny! You could do stand up! I love your sassy characters, keep up the amazing work!!!
@DylanHeger7 жыл бұрын
Has anyone ever told you that you look like J.K. Rowling? Cuz I see it.
@TrainTransportShortsOfficial7 жыл бұрын
Dylan Heger except this lady is a lot prettier and less old and haggard looking no offence to genius JK but she's no oil painting.
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
Hahaha! That's the first time I've ever heard that!
@brookewinchester64477 жыл бұрын
Haha They do have similar hair color and face shape
@DylanHeger7 жыл бұрын
Their nose and eye shapes also look really similar in my opinion too lol
@mentalgirl2347 жыл бұрын
I hope Jimmys trying to get Rhonda back and isn't cheating on Lynette .
@PRETTYCHUBBYCHIK7137 жыл бұрын
"CURL UP AND DYE" 😂😂😂
@methos1017 жыл бұрын
Rain on your parade 😂. Having the reception at the fire house 😂. I'm sure you might have to hose things down. About the cow stealing the cow again would be utter madness 😂. Great job Mary 😊.
@tedbundygaming20057 жыл бұрын
I literally just finished watching some of your older videos and you uploaded again :) i'm such a huge fan of yours
@breecajer7 жыл бұрын
plot twist the papers on the table were divorce papers cuz Jimmy & Symphony are getting married lolol
@WarthogDemon7 жыл бұрын
I thought so, but then why would he care if she steals Rhonda again? He doesn't want to spend the gas to drive down to the prison for her to sign the papers?
@maeganstarbucksmusically11017 жыл бұрын
OMG!!!😇🎀 My Mom & I absolutely love ur videos, especially roleplays!!!♥🎉 We talk & laugh about them for days!!!😂👏 The one's with Lynette r especially my favorite!!!😄🍦
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
Maegan starbucks#musically Thank you so much! ❤️❤️
@maeganstarbucksmusically11017 жыл бұрын
Sure!!!😄💋 Thx so much for replying!!!😇🌹
@beetee74637 жыл бұрын
SouthernASMR Sounds I'm the mom! :) Your vids are fantastic! Every night, earbuds go in lol
@Khandle9157 жыл бұрын
This is the first time I've watched a video with this character but it is clear from the comment section that she is well loved. And I have to agree I love her hahaah!!
@user-dy7ec6nj6r7 жыл бұрын
There's an actual Curl Up And Dye near my house...
@jenwithonen70476 жыл бұрын
wtf 001 there's one near me too. Although I'm not sure if it's still open for business these days.
@katekursive13707 жыл бұрын
Lynette should be hired by Sparkly Friend to paint her dog's nails.
@whisperincolour65757 жыл бұрын
People are so upset over Jimmy. Mary you're too good of an actress! The public is too involved!!!!
@ann_uh7 жыл бұрын
*Curl up and Dye* 😂 love this channel
@jazminhernandez79127 жыл бұрын
Whattttt isssss jimmyyyyyy upppppp toooooooo😱😱😱 I NEED TO KNOW LOL
@crazykittylady62267 жыл бұрын
I would LOVE to see a Lynette and Harvest video soon😄😄 I hope it's possible. 🌼 LYNETTE RULES THE WORLD 😎😎😎
@WarthogDemon7 жыл бұрын
I'd watch Bruce Willis in Curl Up & Dye Hard. Got to be better than the most recent installment.
@anncarper81637 жыл бұрын
It's good to see Lynette's out of the big house!
@ichieru7 жыл бұрын
This jimmy thing has me so hooked I could totally see you doing like a who-done-it mystery series!!! You're such a good storyteller you'd be great at it, but I know you already have a million video ideas!
@CaliFuego7 жыл бұрын
Every time I see Lynette, I'm reminded of when she got hit by Scarlett's car and her wig came off lol. She lives an interesting life, indeed.
@CaliFuego7 жыл бұрын
And where is Scarlett???
@mackenziebowers30997 жыл бұрын
CaliFuego what was the name of that one?!? I missed that one!
@leah_amy14107 жыл бұрын
She was let out of Camden prison!! I Love Lynette, she's probably your best persona! This is great timing for me!! Its 5:30am and i cant sleep so this is perfect!! Thank you Gurrlllllllll ❤❤
@davidmohan10956 жыл бұрын
When your dad starts paying attention in the middle of a conversation: Me: "Mom, I found out why Lynette went to jail. She stole a cow." Dad: "Wait, what? Who is this? Why do you know someone who stole a cow? Who exactly are you hanging out with these days?"
@nothankyou015 жыл бұрын
Literally just got the scariest ad before this video jesussss
@nikajohnson98264 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe I just sat here and watched this! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Great job!
@emmaandolini31107 жыл бұрын
The table setting does look nice
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
emma andolini I thought it turned out pretty decent, and it all really did come from Dollar Tree.
@Seymour0047 жыл бұрын
Curl up N Dye is HILARIOUS
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
That was the name of the beauty shop where my mom used to go get her perms when I was a kid. I spent many an hour in there.
@Seymour0047 жыл бұрын
I am from Texas and I have never seen one! I do love a good beauty shop, there is no better gossip. I thought you said curl up and die at first, glad I figured it out 😂
@jenwithonen70476 жыл бұрын
Marissa Nall I'm in Texas, and there was one around the corner from where I grew up. It's about 15- 20 minutes outside of Houston, Texas.
@rhia-22517 жыл бұрын
Lynette already confronted Symphony and asked if she wad fooling around with Jimmy so y'all know that can't be it. Gotta be a good surprise!
@MsCiachi7 жыл бұрын
Rhiannon Mobley on which video?
@rhia-22517 жыл бұрын
jazmin jaquez Lynnette's last prisoners video. she straight up says "i have to ask" and questions if they are fooling around.
@rhia-22517 жыл бұрын
jazmin jaquez go to around 15:25 on the last visitors video.
@MsCiachi7 жыл бұрын
Rhiannon Mobley thank you❤️
@curseofthepirates7 жыл бұрын
your videos are always so relaxing! I think I have a Pavlov dog response to your voice by now 😂😂 I turn on a video and get sleepy immediately. if I ever met you in real life it'd be like "hi love your vi - zzzzzzzzzzz"
@pencilstreak97 жыл бұрын
So...I'm WAY late on the Lynette videos. What video do I start with to understand the full Lynette-family-drama saga? I want the full experience.
@brookroozen98847 жыл бұрын
Stocking Anarchy she has a playlist I think it starts with a family reunion.
@lenlenlen3557 жыл бұрын
Stocking Anarchy me too like why did she went to jail??
@sopheep7 жыл бұрын
Lenaad Saad she tried to steal a cow back, that's why
@lenlenlen3557 жыл бұрын
Shibi thank you, wow your profile picture😍
@pricegable57337 жыл бұрын
please do more lunchroom gossip with whispering and eating sounds. I love it.
@zenseed757 жыл бұрын
Wait a second! Why am i just now seeing this?! Dang youtube. I check for your vids every day. :(
@KarlieMildraed7 жыл бұрын
Such creativity you have Mary. I quite enjoy this character. So glad she's out of the slammer. I hope Mamma doesn't bake the cake. ;) Thanks for the entertainment.
@JEGG13147 жыл бұрын
Thanks for this. It really cheered me up.
@angelaconstable11667 жыл бұрын
I want Lynette to plan my wedding!!!! lol :)
@francinemurphy7 жыл бұрын
I just love your videos. Thanks for tingles and giggles.
@martymcfly70827 жыл бұрын
I seriously believe all this. I sit here watching this thinking "Damn, this shit is real!" lol
@heejingreedy38857 жыл бұрын
these videos have like a storyline and characters?? wtf im into it hold on lemme go watch the first
@chumdog907 жыл бұрын
BEAUTY SHOP IS CALLED "CURL UP AND DYE." SO FUNNY, MARY, YOU'RE SO QUICK WITTED.
@Hannah-lf7me7 жыл бұрын
I have another guess on what's going on with Jimmy. Other than cheating, I think he could be planning some sort of get-together/party or something similar to that.
@SammyJoFinn7 жыл бұрын
love the shirt i have a very similar one myself
@whisperlistens7 жыл бұрын
I hope Scarlett makes a reappearance on the scene soon. I'd love to hear her thoughts on Symphonys wedding.
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
whisperlistens I've been thinking about her, but I don't really have any good ideas for her at this point. Do you have any suggestions?
@whisperlistens7 жыл бұрын
SouthernASMR Sounds I think Scarlett catching us up on what her investigations have revealed about the memory loss, or how she keeps having strange character aberrations. I think it would be awesome if she met the sparkly friend, or was at the dollar tree wedding? I think she should definitely catch up with Lynette one of these days. 😊
@copenhagenblue597 жыл бұрын
Recidivism?...., Acidity?...., Acid Reflux? Plastic don't get no better that that. Thank you for making me laugh.
@birtefischer74947 жыл бұрын
Help me Rhonda! I think there's going to be a great surprise for Lynette :-)
@georginajackson6987 жыл бұрын
Lol, I'm sat on the train laughing! You're hilarious, love from Scotland! X
@dylanquick64567 жыл бұрын
I'm thinking Jimmy wants a divorce. So next episode title is: ASMR Super Southern Roleplay ~ The wedding and divorce
@julierea9297 жыл бұрын
Ohhhhh I know what Jimmys up too!!! 🤗🤗#Roadto50,000
@bobbase82967 жыл бұрын
Big fan of all your videos Tales of Lynette are a paticular favourite. I think I have figured out the Jimmy Symphony back story... I don't want to guess in case it will be a spoiler..but there is no second boat...maybe a fan forum would be a good idea? Thanks again next to Game of Thrones my favourite drama.
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
I'm thinking we'll find out the next time we see Lynette what's really going on. People are getting mad at me for stressing them out over it. Stay tuned!
@vm889407 жыл бұрын
SouthernASMR Sounds I am so invested in Lynette's social interactions that I wait for days. lol. it's a great escape from reality
@jojocomer80927 жыл бұрын
plot twist: Jimmy and Trish are having an affair and Trish won't rehire lynette because Jimmy visits Trish at the shop
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
Hmmm...it's possible!
@dannylefantome7 жыл бұрын
MY GIRL IS FINALLY OUT OF PRISON
@chuhaecherry86746 жыл бұрын
There was a hair salon shoppe in my hometown called Curl up & Dye! 🤭😝
@SouthernASMRSounds6 жыл бұрын
My mom used to go to a beauty shop by that name when I was a kid, and a lot of my inspiration came from sitting for long hours in that shop, waiting for her to get her haircuts and perms.
@le_Gay7 жыл бұрын
Do you have a reason why all of your characters live in Camden? and is it like Camden, New Jersey or Camden, South Carolina or some random place in the middle nowhere, I'm just curious!
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
Person All of the town names are from the TV show "My Name Is Earl".
@le_Gay7 жыл бұрын
I might have to watch that then, Thanks!!
@LabNYorkie7 жыл бұрын
Person I got excited when I first heard it because I was thinking of NJ but the prison is in Trenton and also it's a weird reason to get excited.
@Wolf1799987 жыл бұрын
SouthernASMR Sounds that show is amazing
@vane.e7497 жыл бұрын
I have a theory about the Jimmy/Symphony thing, and it involves Rhonda.... 🙃🐮
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
Vanessa Enriquez 🐄🐄🐄🐮🐮🐮
@vm889407 жыл бұрын
Vanessa Enriquez been saying the same for weeks. lol
@Makarra297 жыл бұрын
They're white and square, kinda like me!... ....hehe
@sweethartia7 жыл бұрын
You'd make a great actor!
@izzy19337 жыл бұрын
you are amazing at this!
@leah_amy14107 жыл бұрын
Ooohhhhhh Role play idea!!! Jimmy has done something and Lynette is PISSEDDD (for lack of better word) and she's ranting (and getting upset) to the girl Lynette's talking too (right now) about it! (almost like Trish was going out with Jimmy behind Lynettes back) Just an idea :) you're amazing though and I'm sure you have plenty of them up your sleeve x
@brookroozen98847 жыл бұрын
Amy _Madhatter SYMPHONY IS A HOOO---rible person.....*ahem*
@leah_amy14107 жыл бұрын
Brookie8Cookie She is buuutttttt Trish is acting sketchy, and so is Jimmy......coincidence? I think not
@SkyleonMK77 жыл бұрын
Harvest meets another sanctimommy with different.. "ideas". The other sanctimommy believes she can do a better job than Harvest. She makes her own shampoo, hah! That would be an awesome role play with some drama. 😂
@jackieasmr76157 жыл бұрын
Lol love this character
@erinaiello52847 жыл бұрын
Mary I love your videos so much!
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
Erin Aiello Thank you!
@isaiahmoseley55036 жыл бұрын
She didn't choose the Thug Life the Thug Life chose her! Lol
@reapersangel_77732 жыл бұрын
Lol I think you look cute with it on Plus I think the dollar tree does have cute things for weddings.. I’d rather do diy than do too expensive
@TexarkanaBraveHeart76157 жыл бұрын
Damn what a beautiful Southern Woman. and a helluva Actress. and here's an idea for a video .Hows about working the checkout at Dollar Tree.
@emma1220027 жыл бұрын
*CURL UP AND DYE* nail salon
@tifftiff50317 жыл бұрын
I THOUGHT YOU SAID TIFFANY I WAS SO READY MY NAME IS TIFFANY
@a.mvlogs747 жыл бұрын
Yah looks Lynette is out if jail for stealing that cow
@jessiplatt64267 жыл бұрын
Hi I love ur vids so so much can u keep doing these kinds of videos
@bellesblues7 жыл бұрын
Oh yes I do !
@jessejones77017 жыл бұрын
Wrappers and junk in a vehicle sounds like my Truck. I guess us Guys can be lazy,LOL. Great Video ,fantastic character. :)
@loveandbeauty2217 жыл бұрын
What state is she from that her accent is so thick??
@dawnjensen56157 жыл бұрын
Lexy Love North Carolina
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
My normal manner of speaking isn't this bad. I put on a bit for Lynette.
@loveandbeauty2217 жыл бұрын
SouthernASMR Sounds love it
@magalojoles6 жыл бұрын
Someone please let me know the storyline for lynette!!! I love the videos but dont know what order they are in....just started watching them:)
@SouthernASMRSounds6 жыл бұрын
Lordy...I made it up as I went along and can't even remember all of it myself! Seriously, there's no script at all. I made up most of it as I was making the videos. I'll tell you what I can remember right off hand:Lynette does nails for a living, and makeup occasionally. She got married young to Jimmy, and she has two girls (ages 8 and 16, I think) - Britney and Amber Lynn. Her best friend is Symphony, who's a trans burlesque dancer who recently got married. Her coworker/boss is Trish. Trish owns the beauty shop. You never see any of these other people on camera because it's just me. Her brother's name is Bobby. He's not featured much, but he owns a flea market nearby. Everybody lives in the town of Camden, but they often travel to the nearby Nathanville to go shopping and do other stuff. Nathanville is a larger town and has more options as far as restaurants and shops and stuff than Camden offers.Lynette grew up in Camden and probably hasn't traveled much outside of that area, except maybe to Myrtle Beach. She's fairly outspoken and says whatever comes to mind most of the time. I think she's a pretty sweet person, though, and would help out anybody who needed it. She does have a bit of a short temper, though. If anybody else can think of anything to add, please do! I have a playlist of my "Lynette" videos. Check it out, if you haven't already! :)
@SouthernASMRSounds6 жыл бұрын
Oh crap, I forgot to mention her pet cow, Rhonda. She didn't like Rhonda at first because Jimmy brought the cow to their house to keep for his attractive coworker. This made Lynette resentful and jealous. Over time, though, she because attached to Rhonda. Then the attractive coworker wanted to take her back, and Lynette got caught trying to steal Rhonda from a pasture on someone else's property. She ended up doing a bit of jail time for that. Jimmy later surprised Lynette by purchasing Rhonda and bringing her back home to Lynette. She still mentions Rhonda occasionally.
@ichieru7 жыл бұрын
curl up and dye LOL!
@pistolpete70387 жыл бұрын
HI everyone
@nothankyou015 жыл бұрын
why do I actually love you so much?
@claireb.72277 жыл бұрын
Damn Jimmy!😛
@keyboardsaviour7 жыл бұрын
*Ahem* Lynette, about Jimmy....I have a hunch...... :/
@vm889407 жыл бұрын
Francesca i have a hunch that involves Rhonda (the cow) 🐮🐮🐮🐮🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄
@maeganstarbucksmusically11017 жыл бұрын
That's also sibling life!!!😂👐 Lynette:" Why do u have to take everything from me?!" Symphony: speechless!!!😂🌹 Jk!!!😂 Also as I said in a previous comment, luv ur vids!!!😇💋
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
I think I literally said that to my big brother several times as a kid. :)
@maeganstarbucksmusically11017 жыл бұрын
Oh goodness!!!😹😹
@ashleytaccone52985 жыл бұрын
Like I'm about to get cut 😂😂
@TrainTransportShortsOfficial7 жыл бұрын
My dollar tree reception? Bitch what the fuck? No thanks 😜
@haleighjaneen58847 жыл бұрын
didn't mean to be early but hey
@ceeceeme67315 жыл бұрын
3 weeks omg😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@styledbydylankenneth7 жыл бұрын
Are we decorating a wedding reception? Or a cheap five year olds birthday party? 😂
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
Dylan's Duct Tape Did you miss the backstory on the necessity for an inexpensive wedding?
@styledbydylankenneth7 жыл бұрын
SouthernASMR Sounds yeah I know 😂 I like the plates and napkins and everything but the rainbow spinner and princess stuff just seems childish and silly 😂😂
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
Lynette and Symphony like stuff like that. Also? Weddings don't have to be all stuffy and serious. You can have lots of fun with them, especially the reception. Symphony is a trans burlesque performer. She also happens to enjoy fun, "silly" stuff. Or that's the way I see her. Lynette picked stuff that she knew Symphony would like. As my dad always says "Everybody don't want a Buick."
@styledbydylankenneth7 жыл бұрын
SouthernASMR Sounds ok, sorry 😂 I didn't mean anything by it. But I see now. Thanks 👍🏻