*HELP* I JUST CLICKED ON THIS VIDEO AND LITERALLY TURNED INTO AN IPAD kzfaq.info/get/bejne/qbdzeJqDscydeoE.html

*This person has tried to unlock your iPad*

My brother trying to figure out moms credit card information for roblox:

Alternative title: You are the artifact at a museum who specifically has a "Don't Touch the Glass" sign

Timestamps: 0:02 The Unlocking 0:05 App Open 0:13 Typing 0:31 Send 0:45 The Swipefest begins 0:56 Swipefest Ends & Moustache Itch 1:01 90% off 1:11 Closer Look/Zoom In 1:35 Typing 2: The Sequal 1:52 Even More Type 2:14 Chin Rub and Gross Sound 2:22 That about does it 2:24 App Close 2:26 Cheek Itch 2:31 App Open 2:35 Head Itch 2:37 Approval 2:44 Closer Look/Zoom in 2 3:00 What is that? 3:05 Left and Right 3:09 Alright then (What is u doin' bro?) 3:15 Oh Wow/Dang/Crazy 3:25 Chin Itch/Jump-cut Type 3:38 What to type? 4:00 Head Itch 2 4:04 Where is that Emoji/Nose itch 4:09 Eggplant 4x 4:16 Eggplant Sent/Weird Clicking Noise 4:30 Enough of that 4:34 App Close 4:36 Chin Itch 2 4:38 Time for some....Drawing! 4:41 A wild PEN has Appeared! 4:54 Moustache Man proceeds to draw shit 5:49 Stipple (Not counting) 6:01 Swallow/Head Itch 3 6:06 Haven't heard that in awhile 6:08 More stipples 6:19 Zoom in 6:27 Even More stipples 6:40 *Sigh* Okay 6:50 LOL 7:22 Chin Itch 3 7:31 Tf he just say? 7:38 Typing 8:13 Chin Itch 4 8:18 Pen Has Returned *Please no stipples :(* 8:26 Where was i? (2x) 8:33 Moustache Man Draws More Shit 9:02 Random Pen Tap 9:03 Cheek/nose itch? 9:50 Jump-cut 2.0 9:52 Pen Tap 2.0 10:09 Jump-cut 3.0 10:13 Pen Tap 3.0 10:33 Forehead Rub 10:39 Not bad at all if i do say so myself 10:47 The fall of the Pen 10:50 End Of Drawing 10:52 App Close 10:57 Cheek Pillow 11:19 Eye Widen/Nod/Finger Rub 11:26 Jump-cut 4.0 11:42 Okie doke 11:52 More type 12:04 Loud exhale 12:11 Chin Itch 5 12:16 Head Rest 12:55 Even more Type 13:19 What was it? 13:20 The Mass Thinking and more weird Clicks 13:26 figured it out 13:30 Jump-cut type 14:13 Zoom in/Closer Look 14:26 Trying to find your balls 14:42 Is mom coming? 14:48 More drawing! Return of the Wild PEN! 14:56 Moustache Man Draws Shit Again 16:04 Neck Itch 16:06 Pen Tap 4.0 16:16 Head shake 16:18 Sigh 16:22 Pencil Jiggle 16:28 Second Thought 16:36 Looking for where he asked 16:40 Eyebrow rub 18:56 Pen Rub/tap 19:07 Pen Tap 6.0 19:13 Almost done now 20:26 More pen tapping 20:30 Admiring Art/Not too shabby 20:32 End of Drawing 2 20:35 Type Type type 20:48 Nose itch 21:09 Nice, Real nice 21:16 Head Itch 4 21:29 Weird hand movements 22:00 Jump-cut and Type 22:03 What was it? 2.0 22:07 Eye Itch 22:13 Head Touch/Figured it out 22:15 Jump-cut/type 22:31 Forgot again 22:33 Figured it out 22:44 Forgets again/Backspace 23:07 Jump-cut 6.0 23:20 The Pen Never Dies (Return Of The PEN!) 23:32 The PEN Departs, It must move on now 23:43 Inhale & Exhale 23:52 Reading something 23:57 Jump-cut 7.0 24:20 Sounds 24:23 Head Rub 24:28 STREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH 24:34 Schmexy Moustache movement 24:39 Jump-cut 8.0 24:47 The Type 25:05 Nice Ceiling 25:12 Finishes Admiring Ceiling and Continues the Type 26:10 Planning a War Crime 26:15 *Type* 26:33 Head Itch 5 (The Final Itchy Witchy) 27:15 Running out of ideas 27:36 Off Button Edit: This is officially my most liked comment, Thank you all so much. ❤

Where's the part where I fall on your face

POV: You’re a fish watching a toddler tap the glass at an aquarium

Mad props to a guy who sat down and quietly tapped on some glass.

Me : *decides to watch KZfaq on my iPad* Also me: *becomes the iPad*

Plot twist: he’s trying to figure out how to turn his brightness down.

NOOOO DON'T TURN ME INTO A MARKETABLE ELECTRONIC DEVICE NOOOO

3:02 bro had to make sure no one was looking💀

huge respects, he didnt even was scared of being in a dark room for 28 minutes

"Don't tap on the glass of the aquarium, it is painful for the fish" 5 year olds :

Me trying to find Cool Math Games in School:

I gotta be so real with you I LOVE whispering (that isn’t just smacking), and glass tapping, so this was truly a life changing experience.

wow the attention to detail on this video is just immaculate. you can tell he spent the time to think about even small details like the ipad screen from the very beginning. wow i'm just so blown away by this creativity!!! it's on another level for sure!!! keep it up man!!!

“what did you do today?” “I was an i-Pad for 30 minutes.”

He's a mom trying to figure out how to pause an online game.

13:40 His eyes 🤣The eyes blinking is not synchronized 🤣🤣

This is my favorite ASMR video of all time.

Him: you are iPad. 6 million+ people: ah yes, interesting.

Plot twist: he’s looking for a comment that doesn’t start with plot twist.

You introduced me to ASMR with your binaural creepypasta videos and still make some of the most relaxing content. You're amazing dude. I'm glad you introduced me to this space.

being an indestructible ipad that has immortal batteries, never heats up and your owner is caml not raging at a frustrating game never give it to toddlers and he's so handsome or beautiful is the best thing 😭 (he/she also never dies so he's/she's with you forever.

I clicked on this as a joke but i stayed for the whole thing

Alternative title: you’re an iPad and waluigi is buying another hat because he lost it

I love how wholesome ASMR can be

finding this 3 years later in my recommended.. how amazing i love this

My mans doesn’t turn down his brightness at all during the night.

Guys stop making fun of him he's playing cookie clicker

I finally get to understand how my IPad feels when I press it a hundred times a minute.

[8:20] POV: its 3:00 am in the morning and I'm not done w this one drawing:

Title should be changed to: You’re Dr. Eggman’s IPad while he creates plans to destroy Sonic

Alternative title: Waluigi constantly tries to find an illegal way to enter Super Smash Bros.

Thank you. I have always wondered what it was like to see from an iPad’s perspective. This video has really opened my eyes and because of that I will give my iPad a lot more respect.

Ok but the intro is really smart like the way we saw the back of the lock screen with his face like we were on the other side was really cool

Plot twist: there is no plot twist, sit the hell back down and be iPad

Tour Guide: Please don’t touch the Glass Literally everyone:

Truly the best ASMR I've ever listened to 😮

Pov: you're actually the fbi currently on shift watching him.

Plot twist: He’s actually playing a drawing roblox game while fighting with an 8 year old

this is the video that got me into asmr, good stuff

No matter what I always come back to this one cause this is the only one that will give me triggers I guess I don’t know what you call them

There you have it guys, this is what us FBI agents see when you’re in bed.

why is there a man with a surprisingly amazing mustache tapping the window outside of my room please help

Very creative and relaxing ASMR, thanks for the sleep

Why is it so relaxing

Plot twist: He's actually the Bowler hat guy from the "Meet the Robinsons" movie fixing his robot hat.

The title should be: "You're an FBI spying on me ASMR"

This is a great featured ASMR!! Thanks,MATT!😍

The FBI Agent: what the fuck is he doing?

He looks like a super villain who’s re-writing his evil plans for the 1000th time.

Plot twist: Your his neighbor and he’s randomly tapping and talking to his window at 3AM

The atmosphere is so real

I love this dude. This is genius!❤

Plot twist: he is trying to find a song that he listened to on the radio years ago and only knows the melody

pov: he’s trying to find out what victoria’s secret is

i love how this video has more views than some official records and such-

loving the perspective my guy😍🙀

Plot twist: he's the one who's writing all the plot twist comments under his own video.

Plot twist: He’s hacking into Netflix so he can delete the Cuties Movie

Damn, I'd rather watch this gentleman's random ASMR videos than finish a season of Seinfeld I'm looking forward to and the truth is... I don't regret it. Seriously Matt, thank you for your great work and for helping me sleep, if it weren't for you I can tell you that I would continue watching series like Seinfeld, House, Castle, etc. until 9 AM.

i realise i come back to this video a lot idk why its just so relaxing, and with all the tapping and the sounds, it never fails to put me to sleep❤

Guys don't disturb him. He's finding out Obamas last name.

Plot twist: He is a discord moderator and ban people for good arguments

I love the ASMR its so good

CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE THE FIRST EVER ASMRIST TO GIVE ME TINGLES

8 y/o me searching real mermaids caught on camera 100% real no fake:

"you are an ipad" "no" *Detroit: Become Human*

Woah this is a really creative Asmr!

POV: You’re an iPad and your user keeps searching “free robux” “skibidi toilet girl bra” “camera man never dies”

7 Year old me searching up " Minecraft free " :

Plot twist: he's trying to write a funny plot twist comment

Very relaxing since I am watching this on an iPad.

Why is this so good

Plot twist: He's a mom trying to figure out what a meme is

Plot Twist : He’s actually inside the iPad and you’re watching him trying to escape

This was the first ever asmr i ever watched! Memories flow in

Sigue siendo mi top ASMR

I'm getting sleepier right now😩😩IM SUBSCRIBING TO YOU!

Plot twist: he is looking at how many plot twist everyone is posting

Plot twist: its actually a real ipad, he just accidentally pressed the record button.

Sounds like rain I love it

My dream of being an iPad has finally come true

Plot Twist: He's trying to delete all Plot Twist comments.

so everyone just gonna ignore the fact he started whispering “where is that emoji... eggplant eggplant eggplant there you are”

I must say this video is not too shabby

*this was the video that caused me to start tapping my phone and tablet like this*

this is not accurate at all. you forgot the demonic slapping of the screen when ipad is lagging

Plot twist: He's animating the entire bee movie on flipa clip

felt the tingles down my whole body

This is amazing

Plot twist : he's a grandma that tries to figure out how to hack Candy Crush.

That mustache could make a perfect Meet the Robinson’s bowler hat guy role play

Why is this so good?

You should do a POV of a sketchbook and use different art supplies

Plot twist: he's trying to find the name of the orange cat from garfield

As someone who watched weird ass same videos, this was one of them, that for some reason helped me sleep

People saying: the tapping screen is nice. Me: P E N