🥨 ASOIAF FOOD: EPISODE V - THE MEALS STRIKE BACK 🥨 ft.

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@darthsnarf 4 ай бұрын

Eventually the fandom will have each molecule in existence ranked and tiered

@sarawinkle5064 4 ай бұрын

Best horses is coming. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

@thomaswillard6267 4 ай бұрын

@sarawinkle5064 no word of a lie, I would watch several hours of that commentary by Glimbo and Cntrl+C

@Cobalt360Degrees 4 ай бұрын

6:27 I hope you're not joking, because I would *love* an entire series of fashion review streams.

@aroguetea3580 4 ай бұрын

yes pls

@victormeunier9075 4 ай бұрын

Tumblr turtlepaced is doing some nice ones in her chapter reviews. :)

@jowjaaa4963 4 ай бұрын

@@victormeunier9075 would you mind providing a link if possible? I searched up the blog but I can't find any chap reviews so not sure if I found the right account

@Longshanks1690 4 ай бұрын

I really think they underestimate their ability to make genuinely entertaining streams out of the most random stuff. 😂

@jackthehumanofficial 4 ай бұрын

i second this

@timaldridge6505 4 ай бұрын

The world needs the Valentine's Day Spicy Review.

@megamovieman101 4 ай бұрын

Nooo I eat while I listen to these 😂 the fashion one is much safer

@lukaslambs5780 4 ай бұрын

Fat pink mast is S tier romance

@rhiannongreen2642 4 ай бұрын

Fun Fact: I met Prince Phillip when he was alive and the only thing he said to me (referring to the girl next to me who spent a year and a half training to be a chef) "Never trust a skinny cook"

@willkp50 3 ай бұрын

I met him when he was dead, but he didn’t say anything to me

@hillbillypowpow 4 ай бұрын

I think Tyrion's hesitation to eat the potentially poisonous mushroom is to show that while Tyrion is contemplating doing it himself, he would never allow someone else to kill him. He would not tolerate another person to Rob him of that agency, even if he thinks it's what he wants.

@garrettrakoff1199 4 ай бұрын

I really like this analysis of Tyrion’s character I think it tracks perfectly. Based only on the context of the chapter it reads to me like it’s serves as a sort of existential crossroad for Tyrion where he has to consciously choose to continue living.

@GeronimoPlaz 19 күн бұрын

Nah

@zoinks2607 4 ай бұрын

The pure dopamine that started coursing through my veins when I saw you two scamps had another live up

@acatonawall3938 4 ай бұрын

They’re gonna do the fashion rankings, lads. Confirmation. It is known. Big up Schwifty and Glimbus for listening to the lore and listeners. The writers that were promised.

@divkaur4410 4 ай бұрын

I literally yelled "THEY'RE BACK" 😂

@theaizere 4 ай бұрын

dad and daddy are back at it again

@JohnThacker-qi4gp 4 ай бұрын

they belong together

@ShubertReads 4 ай бұрын

-Wrigleys Gum "It's better than eating people!"

@CustardCream515 4 ай бұрын

You seem very sure of that

@hillbillypowpow 4 ай бұрын

Marginally

@ranfan1820 4 ай бұрын

Wrigley's Bum

@oriaanhunter 4 ай бұрын

33:35 "I hope no one's eating right now" me, who just sat down at the table with my lunch:

@jackthehumanofficial 4 ай бұрын

DYNAMIC DUO AT IT AGAIN WOO

@RollMeAFat1 4 ай бұрын

52:55 not only does Pusha T say he’s the night king, he also mentions winterfell, possibly revealing his plans

@darthsnarf 4 ай бұрын

I'm going to listen to the Pusha T discography to see if there are any more hints for Winds of Winter

@JJJJJVVVVVLLLLL 4 ай бұрын

@@darthsnarfwe will take what we can get nowadays

@nebsirrah1234 4 ай бұрын

The gall of these two thinking they would do all of book five in an hour and 15 mins 😂

@otissupreme7918 4 ай бұрын

(they did 3)

@fantasyhaven1 4 ай бұрын

Why does the thumbnail make this look like a mukbang video

@romulusnuma116 4 ай бұрын

A mental mukbang video

@billychops1280 4 ай бұрын

Lord Haven Im surprised to see you without Bittersteel around

@liamkampff1 4 ай бұрын

"You've got a red dot on your forehead too" 😳 "Oh that's always been there" "Oh right, I didn't know you were eh... hindu" 🫡 Lmaooooooo

@Bubreherro 4 ай бұрын

I have now accepted that the only times I actually sleep at a ‘normal time’, these two get together

@ladyvimto5546 4 ай бұрын

Tyrion feasting in Illyrio manse is the best food description in the entire series! I’ve been eagerly awaiting this video. 🤤

@morganhunt8051 4 ай бұрын

I was not expecting a Deltora quest reference but Schwift is right! There’s a wizard guarding one of the gems and he’s trapped there

@pooopile 3 ай бұрын

58:17 The bossest line uttered in ASOIAF is Ser Barristan's "Even now I could cut through the five of you as easy as a dagger cuts cheese" "Melt it down and add it to the others"

@iainhansen1047 4 ай бұрын

I love that this food stream discusses two descriptions lol. Genuinely very entertaining content

@reddest-x 4 ай бұрын

Im glad y'all got through like 4 whole descriptions

@KlaraL-_- 2 ай бұрын

Glidus, I´ve listened to your new album and I really loved it! You´re so talented, all of the songs were lovely.

@Glidus 2 ай бұрын

thank u :)

@chloeleau 3 ай бұрын

I can’t believe I missed this, your streams got me through my last semester of college

@purplepanda8805 4 ай бұрын

can't wait for winds of winter food descriptions

@jamesbell1206 4 ай бұрын

oh my sweet summer child

@ILikedGooglePlus 4 ай бұрын

"Hmm yes, tastes like paper." --- Lord Glimbus, 3025

@fips4595 4 ай бұрын

30:52 something worth pointing out is that "sweetbreads" are neither sweet nor breads but calf brain

@simcoe4045 4 ай бұрын

A pleasant surprise to wake up to. If only I had been awake to be there live.

@frankreilly1484 4 ай бұрын

Your point about wolves at 14:40 is interesting because western culture, especially American culture, used to vilify wolves the same way jackals were vilified as inherently evil, devilish, and cruel because they were predators, even though now we see them as the ancient Romans and Germanics saw them, as martial and noble.

@deffdeff9520 4 ай бұрын

I was, indeed, having lunch while watching this. It was quite good ngl

@Glidus 4 ай бұрын

what did you have? i had a chicken pesto roll for lunch

@deffdeff9520 4 ай бұрын

@@Glidus Oh, I had Fleischlaberl, which is kinda like an Austrian variation on burger patties/ meatballs, with mashed potatoes. It was a readymade microwave meal tho (the Chef Menü ones are very delicious)

@HOTD108_ 4 ай бұрын

@@deffdeff9520You know it's good if it came out of a microwave.

@TheLizardofOzzz 4 ай бұрын

I just rewatched all the other food description videos last weekend so this is amazing

@ruigerd 4 ай бұрын

The smell vs taste discussion was interesting, some companies actually sell water bottles that have swappable lids that release an aroma when drinking

@theshackledgamer799 4 ай бұрын

#FashionThrones Hello Glidus and Schwifty, it's ya Business-daddy, happy to see some new content. Way to go champ, you're doing it!👍

@olavisalomaa 4 ай бұрын

It's a good day when Glimbus and Schwifty collab

@OneSockFellOff 4 ай бұрын

Thank you, thank you - so excited to both watch and re-watch multiple times!! 🍻

@RBwilliamsproduction 4 ай бұрын

I love how they can only get through 7 food descriptions tops in one hour

@OcarinaSapphr- 4 ай бұрын

YES! The continuation of a discussion of the important things in life...

@ChickenNugNugz2 Ай бұрын

33:33 "I hope no one is eating right now" Mate I'm devouring an egg and bacon roll. Ain't gonna stop me

@zoaline 4 ай бұрын

OMG I CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW LONG IVE WAITED FOR THIS

@AmbeanWambulance 4 ай бұрын

YES NEW PART!!!!!

@anav.v.6763 4 ай бұрын

RETURN OF THE KINGS

@jordanmertens8972 4 ай бұрын

When Winds comes out, the first review from Glidor and Schwimpft will be rating the food descriptions.

@Hana9916 4 ай бұрын

The first WoW review will be from Glimbus, who will be eating the book

@MercedesJordy 4 ай бұрын

When are you guys gonna buy the ASOIAF cook books and review them?? Part 6!!!

@TaliVarda100706 4 ай бұрын

Ive just woken up and am listening to this while eating breakfast

@sophiabildner2479 4 ай бұрын

Finally I have a new video to watch 10x as I’m doing my makeup

@gingercatmandoo8317 4 ай бұрын

Can someone tell me why this is only 73 minutes?! I want my 4 hour mouth watering ramblings!!

@TheStoneTargaryen 4 ай бұрын

I love that you essentially only did 3 meals though 🤣 can’t wait for the next one ❤

@Nick-xe8rx 4 ай бұрын

Nothing makes me happier than seeing a new upload but I MISSED THE LIVE

@dreadman1000 4 ай бұрын

Now I have to watch the Deltora Quest anime again

@Glidus 4 ай бұрын

THERE'S AN ANIME???

@dreadman1000 4 ай бұрын

@@Glidusoh yeah! I saw it on some streaming site years ago. Blew my fucking mind!

@buckfastbjork6968 4 ай бұрын

Nah why am I hearing the words Deltora Quest from schwifty and gliduses mouth😭😭 2024 can’t get any more bizarre I stg

@TheLANMAC 4 ай бұрын

38:30 I think Jorah is a Northerner for the sole reason that it will make Dany's attraction to Jon more natural. Jon being a surrogate son to Jeor is part of that I think. He's the Jorah that Dany and Jeor wish they had.

@iAv0 4 ай бұрын

That is big and also true.

@willem-janageling3907 4 ай бұрын

The world needs you!

@glitchkrown 4 ай бұрын

Finding out there was a new stream made my day! YAY

@Longshanks1690 4 ай бұрын

1:07:13 When Preston literally uploaded a video of him doing that like a couple of hours before they went live. 😂 Would obviously like to see you two doing that with him another time tho. 😅

@amandaofhouserobinson6707 4 ай бұрын

Always love this !! ❤😊

@kiwikiller318 4 ай бұрын

Amazing as always, still waiting for the ranking of every architectural description though

@megamovieman101 4 ай бұрын

My main takeaway is that we need to set Glidus up with Harry Lloyd ASAP

@crutterbeam 4 ай бұрын

too bad I missed the live stream but I'm delighted nonetheless to being able to listen to this wonderful piece of culinary literacy

@WrightMarcel 4 ай бұрын

The double yeah at 31:05 is so cute

@Argos-xb8ek 13 күн бұрын

28:36 More akin to the Odyssey where they got marooned on an island and there was a banquet hall that if you ate the food there you would never leave.

@andybandyb 12 күн бұрын

In the Varamyr chapter, I always read the wolf thinking: “save the best bits for his brother” as wolf-varamyr saving meat for man-Varamyr 🥹

@evancarlson5805 4 ай бұрын

The beautiful feast that traps you forever only makes me think of the beginning of Spirited Away

@talosisoursavior3061 4 ай бұрын

i expect a 6th asoiaf food review for Winds next week

@Augustmsb 2 ай бұрын

Damn you youtube algorithm for not delivering this video to me as soon as it went live this is by far the greatest content amongst all social media sites

@SikhiJedi 4 ай бұрын

Why did KZfaq not notify me of this till now!!!! Ajficjdjdkdjck

@LatinaLover246 4 ай бұрын

I’m so sad I followed right at the end but now I have a whole hour of the asoiaf dads let’s gooooo

@elimoods3857 4 ай бұрын

They post when needed most

@tarlochansingh620 2 ай бұрын

Glides and Shwifty are just two pals making the most offensive funny jokes 😅

@darthsnarf 4 ай бұрын

Nice job on your ep Glidus

@phillipthompson5937 3 ай бұрын

What?!?! I'm a month late to the food description party. WHAT THE HELL, KZfaq!! Side note: You dude's should do a podcast/chat with Quinn's Ideas now that Dune part 2 is out. Great movie!

@Itiswutitis666 3 ай бұрын

Yeahhh same i didnt know there was a livestream...A MONTH AGO 💀💀💀 the algorithm is caught slacking fr

@grubeater8942 4 ай бұрын

watched this video with my lizard he loves to listen to you guys

@brettd2308 4 ай бұрын

I have been waiting for this.

@rpproductions6241 3 ай бұрын

I always love coming back to these streams. But I HAVE to note that Tyrion DOES have blond and black hair in the books. It's mentioned on page 677 of a Dance With Dragons, and another spot in the boon mentions it in his beard as well.

@housecat5689 4 ай бұрын

Holy crap welcome back I love you.

@miketrujillo3677 4 ай бұрын

Im literally wetting my breaches rn

@weeoth8380 4 ай бұрын

Horse ranking when?

@timaldridge6505 4 ай бұрын

April fool's day for sure!

@reallyFrogman 4 ай бұрын

Now all I want is Season 6 Episode 9 and 10 Pisstake. Edit: Nevermind, I just realised you didn't even get through 5 chapters.

@mateusmachadomartinsjunior4309 4 ай бұрын

THEY'RE BACK

@thedragondemands5186 4 ай бұрын

Lamprey pie sounds pretty good - it’s like eel, but moreso

@Randombugg 4 ай бұрын

Well now i'm hungry

@AbbyTheMusical 4 ай бұрын

I can’t believe we got another one of these streams. 😂

@mymic208 2 ай бұрын

@14:49 I believe Reindeer are the first large animal that we have evidence that humans domesticated.

@naeriface 4 ай бұрын

this series is a MUST

@Zacahorse 4 ай бұрын

Ser Talbert Serry is the best knight in the series

@jackthehumanofficial 4 ай бұрын

DELTORA QUEST MENTIONED 🥴🙏 childhood memories initiated

@serbobertross5948 4 ай бұрын

Yipee we’re back

@thereduno7591 4 ай бұрын

ASOIAF Drip/Fasion Tier List incoming 🔥

@Gingersnackpack 4 ай бұрын

George has some bangers for sure but I started reading a Song for Lya and had to stop at “she smiled that sexy child smile” (barely paraphrased)

@den-uo3yz 4 ай бұрын

i love your videos a parasocial amount

@vicentetorres3888 4 ай бұрын

Ustedes son el mejor duo

@HelciusCabral 4 ай бұрын

I really like you guys, I don't have the means to ask this via superchat, but I would really like to know what both of you would like too see from GRRM in a hypothetical landscape of him having already finished and delivered ASOIAF fully (let's include his other Westeros stories that are also incomplete)... more WOIAF stuff? more Fire and Blood? Another thing entirely? Me particularly, I would love to see him come back to his sci-fi short stories. Maybe in the 1000 Worlds like Tuf 2, or Wo and Shade from Sandkings (they were supposed to come back on other stories), or even something unrelated but still having that great horror sci-fi feel he got so nicely

@rachelcatrin 4 ай бұрын

CANT BELIEVE I MISSED BY 40 MINS

@redfyresasoiaf 4 ай бұрын

I'm high rn, this is not helping the munchies. thank u

@Nick-xe8rx 4 ай бұрын

52:57 you hear that everyone? 2 months time another glimbus video, we will be waiting

@Glidus 4 ай бұрын

i only said that because around 2 months from now is April 1

@Nick-xe8rx 4 ай бұрын

@@Glidus oohhhh you dastardly rascal, done pranked us. P.S. love you glimbo, been listening to Materia and your new EP. Keep up the good work my guy

@snally6111 4 ай бұрын

@gloidy, I think that Veremir saving the best bits for his brother, is meant to be an aspect of his humanity, showing that both sides are equally represented