I am so on pumps side. Also, love how Jenn told Pumps to fuck off and then they both just moved on. That's peak BFF shit right there.

every sneeze is the opportunity for a PERFORMANCE and I will not apologize for putting on a show

This is how you do friendship. The more I rip you the closer to my heart you are. ❤

100% agree with pumps ! If they aren’t service dogs, they don’t to be at a restaurant… period !

Love their friendship, they disagreed on something, mocked the other person, made jokes, and moved on. That’s peak friendship right there ❤

1. Obsessed with both of you! 2. Pumps side with restaurant dogs. FOOD HAZARD! What if your server is a dog lover? Pets the dog. Touches your wine glass. 😮 3. THANK YOU GABBY! I pay KZfaq premium so I don’t get bullied by adds that I am a failure woman for not having prescription shampoo and conditioner. I can barely keep up with my medical prescriptions!

Gabby crushed it. Watching jennifer and pumps laugh is the absolute best!

I'm 100% with pumps about dogs. Your dog can stay at home, bringing it everywhere will only make the attachment issues worse

Omg yes, I absolutely hate the loud sneezing. You DONT have to sneeze dramatically you’re just too lazy to try or you like the attention 😂

To add to the comment from the caller, it's not just KZfaq, It's basic cable TV. It has got to stop. These companies are double dipping. Cable was a paid service so you didn't have to watch commercials, nowadays it's all commercials. I'm going to need somebody to get a class action lawsuit going to all Cable companies. They need to start paying us back for the insufferable amount of commercials we've been paying for to watch. It's idiotic.

I love your ads. I never skip them because your scripts are so funny. 😂

I'm so excited for the eventual pumps/stanley brand deal

I agree with the first caller!! Leave the dogs at home!

Angie is so cute laughing at the intro like it's the first time she heard it, everytime

I don't think ANYONE can top Gabby's fucking phone call... That shit had me in stitches.

Kari is my sister (the dramatic sneeze hater). Our Dads loud sneezes gave us all minor heart attacks growing up….this may have spurred her hatred lol.

Ladies, when you have 1 million subscribers on patreon, and Pumps hangs a wire hanger off her tata, never lose the pure spite. We are living in an era of toxic positivity and y'all are the antidote. Live and let loathe.

you guys totally made my week. i’m so happy i got to make it on the podcast. you ladies are OUT OF CONTROL funny and i cannot wait to listen to every episode 🫶🏾

Service Dog not servicing is a major skirt of the system

Having your dog certified as a service dog when it is not servicing the sick or needy is a straight up lie and should be punishable by a lifetime dog ban lol

Your dynamic is so “Dorothy and Rose” I LOVE IT!!!!! Pomps: “All the ads are like social security” Jenny: “cos you’re old” 😂😂😂😂

I have listened to Gabby’s KZfaq part so many times and I die laughing constantly 😂

This is too funny!!! The 10 minute informercials pushed me to pay premium.

I actually love taking my little dog out but will often leave him home to avoid the SMALL TALK “your dog is so cute” “is he a rescue” “how old is he” “awwww” blah blah thank you but I just need to get through the target jfc 😭

I'm such a dog lover, I will die on that hill with Jennifer everytime. If I had a dog as cute as Tubbers I'd bring him everywhere too 😅💕

My wife and I absolutely love your show. With respect to the KZfaq ads, you actually have some control over the ad placements. You can chose where the ads KZfaq may place in your video fall. This is done via the KZfaq Studio editor dashboard. If you build in a 1.5 second lull or pause in your programming before uploading to KZfaq, there will be less of a chance of the ad interrupting your content awkwardly. You basically decide during the edit process where you want the ads to appear.

I’ve had it with y’all commercials🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

These ads are the absolute BEST addition to this podcast. As Jennifer says, tap the vein. I love it!

It’s worth getting KZfaq premium just to get rid of the ads- I can never go back. Ads are the worst

I love you two so much so glad I found this podcast. Makes my mood and day much better

Sneezing like that is allergies. You can't help it.

Me listening to the ads on the podcast: wow it sounds like they are reading this conversation straight from a script Me watching the ads on the podcast: oh, they are 😂

Agree with Gabbs, also now the stars of the show are now doing the commercials as tho they actually use the products. “I’ve Had it”😁😉

Miguel from Tampa, Florida, and I love pumps, though I hope she drinks more water, slightly less sweet tea.

I’m a loud sneezer and I genuinely can’t control it. It sounds like a yell 😂. I’ve had it with myself!

I've HAD IT with how you two angels seem like you are being held at gun point by a group of yak mouths when you do your sponsorship ads. You deserve better. I love you both and this podcast is the highlight of my week...and maybe even my life.

The sneezing one took me outttttt lol

I refuse to be barraged by ads, been paying for youtube premium for a year 😭

I felt in love with these women and just binged two seasons of their reality show🎉🎉🎉 It’s sooooo good!

Pumps, yes with DCC obsession! Jen yes with dogs have feelings! You two are the best. Love your show!❤

everyone says my sneeze sounds like a chihuahua bark 😭 I’ve been sneeze shamed so many times I hold it in 😂🫠

JohnS Hopkins. Also Jennifer talked about Pumps' JOURNEY. HAHAHA

GABBY 2024!!! That KZfaq Ad rant!!! I'm ⚰️😂⚰️😂⚰️😂⚰️😂⚰️

the paid advertisement is hilarious. 😂

the caller about YT ads had me rollin

You can avoid the adds all together by paying youtube for add free service...Ive had it so long can't remember the monthly fee that I get charge annually.

I'm with Pumps, I have never understood ppl who drag their dogs everywhere.

I just developed allergies this season and I feel so embarrassed sneezing as loud as I do lol

As much as I love my dog and wish I could take her everywhere, I would encourage Jennifer to do some research on the many harms of taking an animal that is not an actual service animal to public places where service animals could be trying to work

KZfaq has all but given up, I get suggestions for playlist that have different names I've never seen but when I click on it it's always the same stuff I've been specifically searching for. It's like it's stuck on what you listen to recently, not even pulling from way back once in a while. The home tab is the best thing going...that and your podcast

My favorite episodes when you listen to caller’s rants 😂 omg love gabby’s! KZfaq ads are absolutely insufferable. I’m watching a video and it’s getting good and a stupid ad just cuts off what the person was saying in the video completely ruins the flow.

To be honest, often times I’d rather dogs be allowed and children not be 😂 The only issue is that dog people can be pretty nuts.

I second the caller about the sneezing!!! I can’t stand it, because my daughter Emma is a dramatic sneezer, and it scares me every time & drives me bonkers 🤪

I am two episodes in and this is already my favorite podcast I am fully addicted!

I've had it with when someone doesnt receive an email..especially when it's a mass email...they call and I send it over no problem...and they have to ask "why didnt I receive the email the first time?" ....ma'am its probably in your spam folder please take your new email and let me be. 🙄

I’m with Jen with the dogs ❤❤

So ready for lesbian Pump's

I’m team Jen all the way with the dogs. ❤ Just wanted to say I’m from Florida, but I still love you Pumps! 😉 I love listening to this podcast on my way home from work after a long day because I know I’ll be dying laughing. 😂 Y’all are the best!

I absolutely LOVE you guys 🥰 I kind of understand both sides about the dogs but if I had to choose, I'd rather have dogs at a restaurant with an outdoor patio than children. I said what I said 😅

I get the Lume ad with the woman demonstrating how she puts her deodorant bar under her arms and then up her butt crack! And like suggesting I do so as well??? I'm sorry, the day I take my deodorant and roll it up my butt crack, just send me away. OMG, the ads are out of control.

I'm sorry, but Pumps saying leave your SERVICE DOG at home is the most absurdly stupid thing I have heard in a long time. It's a service dog, Pumps!

omg you guys are too much ... I LOOOOVE your podcast. The only problem is that I started listening in my car, and I`m laughing so hard that its possible I get in a car crash ... so, I`m sticking to you tube for now... 🤣🤣🤣🤣... lots of love from Mexico City , beautiful ladies! PS... I`m totally on Jen`s side on the dog thing and against human Supremacy 🤣😂🤣😂

The dramatic sneeze makes me crazy

i’m team emily! let us sneeze in peace !!!!

Very glad to see the show grow big enough for not one but two ads. It would be nice if we could get a few more Had It’s sprinkled in though Ps. Everyone hates sneezer during allergy season, no one brings it up any other time of the year so let’s direct that hate back at mother nature for loosening its tree sperm over all of us lol

I’m with Pumps on Florida.

Get Gabby on the pod!

I rather have dogs than kids at restaurants.

I full agreed on KZfaq ads. They are very mean and in your face and some of them you can't fucking skip! I lost interest on the video I am watching and it can make some people depressed. Clean that shit out ugh 😫

I’m a native Floridian and I hate FL! But I’m from south FL/Miami area and that’s not “Florida” Florida…we are our own little sub-state so rag on! I still live here and all my friends who are fellow natives have embraced the national anti FL stance 💯! Rag on Pumps!

I’ll be in the middle of listening to lifestyle or motivational podcasts and outta nowhere i’m being bullied by an Ad at 7:30 in the morning 😭

Sorry Pumps. My dog is coming with me everywhere lol

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The pump cup! 🍵

PLEASE STOP SUPPORTING BETTER HELP. I have HAD IT with companies selling my personal information!

Here for this. ;)

How do you submit a voicemail?

Did she say Mensa?

Love u 2

Thanks for another snort laugh response quality podcast. I think I peed a little.

Why is Pumps wearing a horse blanket?

GABBY!!!! YES!!!!!! OMG!!!!!

❤

Hi. Hasan Piker sent me. He says y'all are fire.

KZfaq Premium is awesome.

Jen, by the way those are both lesbian choices. Watch softball or watch barely naked women. (By the way, Pumps is more of a lesbian than me because she chose softball 😒)

John

Get KZfaq Premium - it'll change your absolute life. And yes, it solves a problem that the company itself created 🙄😂

My wife and I have been enjoying this podcast for a few weeks now and I don’t even like podcasts. But this one’s groovy! It’s just such a breath of fresh air hearing people whose brains haven’t been broken by the internet. Totally on Jennifer’s side on the dog issue lol

i’m sorry but i’m on jen’s side with the dog issue lol if i could bring my pets with me everywhere i ABSOLUTELY would and i’m not gonna apologize for that 💅🏼 if people can bring along snotty nosed screaming annoying ass children with them everywhere then people can bring along their animals lmao

Sorry but my dog is coming with me! People are a lot nicer to me with my dog you’d be surprised how many people are so nice because I have my dog with me Plus how much community you have with a dog you start out with something in common right away if your a dog lover 🐶🐾🐾🦴♥️😘

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