Thank you 👍

Not done body armour for 10 years pal.

@@jamiegrabowski what do they do now then chap?

@@civil380 What do you make there now Oliver?

@@dangleecock6704 seals , o rings . Composite parts . I worked there for 10 years.

You are spot on. They were like ‘what me’ please give me a pass. 🤣🤣🤣

Well it is pretty official :D

exactly. they crapped their pants.

Exactly, it is all very official.

And meggit I.D. Lanyards.

Not his best line was it? 🤣🤣

What is Meggitt?

It was difficult to see but the ID cards around his neck appeared to be for other people. When he covered the cards after being advised by the uniformed (uninformed) guard to do so, didn't he then breach security regulations which state that the identity card should always be visible.

It's like, don't tell them your name Pike.

He’s probably hired out by a secondary security company that represents meggitt

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not seen a uk auditor have thier push bike stolen , run over by a car , shot at or had a pavement excorsim performed on them . finding the USA church audits a facinating insight , going to be very interesting when the auditors over here start auditing religious institutes then the shit is really going to hit the fan .

The sad thing is that despite they're self professed lawyer/secret agent/medical expert/whatever status these goons are, as a rule, the very epitome of a company sending out one of their least valuable (ie useful or intelligent) employees to potentially take the hit in the one in one million chance you're a threat to the company.

@@desperatemohammedantheworl5833 I think, Desperate Mohammedan the World's Strongest Arab, you'll find that people in uniforms are automatically endowed with superpowers and a limitless well of knowledge regarding all mortal matters. Even if it's just a crappy Meggitt t-shirt. These men are clearly expert professionals. By which I mean dickheads.

@@markdunkling1604 Nice one, Mark. You have just suggested my life's profession. It will be a short one as these asses are the violent types.

And then he goes on to ask ‘Did we pass?’ you couldn’t make it up 🤣🤣🤣

@@DJAUDITS For real :)

Much appreciated

I wish 🤣🤣🤣

He would have denied it if I said you are. 🤣🤣🤣

@@DJAUDITS Are security employees not trained about the data protection responsibilities they take on the moment they start filming you?

Yes I enjoyed this one. Quite a good conversation 👍

I know! Hhahhaha!

tbf the guy in the grey jacket was probably the politest of them all. he was not dismissive of the filmer

The last guy did well even though he did not understand the concept. The first guy ( the one with the accent) was the worst displaying complete ignorance of his lack of rights when visible from a public place (and if the other guys were not there to control him, he could have got the company into a lawsuit .) Mr (I’m hiding my badge ) was just rather unprofessional at times, but also displayed fair level of ignorance , not even giving his role. FAIL in my book too DJ :)

Maybe its just a fancy dress up party

Thanks 👍

Underrated comment Eric 😂

But we still didn't find the Tyres 🤣🤣

Wow, thank you

Is there drone footage auditing?

IMHO Auditing Has Not Had Its Day. There Are Plenty Of Idiots Who Just Cant Help Putting Their Foot In It. Auditing The Gift That Keeps On Giving lol.

It would do no favours to the audit community for him to lose his rag. You have to give nobody a reason to bring a charge against you of being pushy or provocative in your own behaviour.

@@mytwopennorth7216 precisely why I couldn't do it. Top marks for keeping cool.

That's the beauty of his audits.

Glad you enjoyed it

@@DJAUDITS , you need to visit a company called Jangro in Shepshed they'd fail miserably. They sell cleaning products got a sizeable warehouse and staff. If in the area again please pop round and give them an audit. It would be comedy gold. 🤣

I love the way it slowly clicked as you were explaining to him and his response to was perfect so your telling me nothing so I can do nothing you politely replied that’s correct just beautiful 😂

🤣🤣🤣 you should see my upcoming audit at Hermes right at the end of the video. Exclusive spoiler right there. I filmed it today 👌

@@DJAUDITS 👍

I wondered how far I'd have to scroll through the comments before I came across an ignorant post. Not everyone with a foreign accent is an illegal immigrant. That said @DJ AUDITS I'm new to the channel and really enjoying your work, the politeness and professionalism you show to your subjects sets you apart from a lot of the idiots out there doing it. Keep up the good work and thankyou for the great content 👍🏼

@@HIPPOHIPPO84 never said anything of the sort....

I appreciate that!

Did it used to be something to do with Dunlop do you know?

Thanks. That means a lot ❤️

That was brilliant 🤩 You have his workers telling me to do one and the boss asking me if they had passed! I love auditing ❤️

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Much appreciated

I have no idea how to make a face 🤣🤣

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Especially when he has an unlawful head

@@Dermot88886g Poor English skills and poorly trained. Probably an illegal hence his aversion to being filmed.

These idiot companies do not actual realise they are employing potential terrorists in high risk areas. Political correctness will kill us all

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that's your opinion,

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@@bazsnell3178 Do a search ya knob. Search my comment and find where in it I said he was a security guard. A bussiness issue yoiu identification for the purposes of its use. Anyone who speaks to the public as a representitive of a business bloody better ID themselfs or someone might say "F*ck this clown I think he's violating this business premises". As I say and know, "there is no authority without identity"

passive agressive is the phrase.

@@slapdashdumper awesome 👍🏼

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DJI Mavic Mini 2 👌

Thanks and welcome 🙏

Thanks 🙏

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@@DJAUDITS I don't mean to be a racist bully; it's pretty obvious that the guy in the high visibility gear doesn't have English as his first language which is fair enough, but "Don't make my face in the camera" just sounds really funny and in a way quite surreal. As an Englishman of 50 years my own English is pretty shit, but I have never barked the instruction to anyone not to make my face in their camera. Also having watched this video again, I think the line, "Well what happens if your drone were to accidentally fall out of the sky?" is not so much a potential line from a David Lynch film as a Pixies lyric. David Lynch or Black Francis should patent this line before the guy who doesn't work for Meggitt realizes how cool it sounds.

YO 👊