This channel is unironically becoming a cooking commentary channel and I'm here for it

I love that you found a guy that can actually cook but he uses his powers for evil.

At least this guy knows what he's doing in the kitchen, is knowingly making these weird mashup foods and being honest about liking it or not. He's not serving up bleeding chicken and saying it's delicious.

August slowly becoming a food critic

There's something about hearing his monotone voice say "Bagussy" that just...really scratches my brain

I'd change the dog cake recipe slightly. I'd add some cornmeal to make it taste more like a corn dog. Or change the hotdog for breakfast sausage for the 'breakfast corn dog ' variation.

Listening to August yell because of the chef saying bugussy is one of the most hilarious things I've heard.

Nothing gets me moister than throwing some everything bagel seasoning on my baggussy.

Now that August is becoming a bad cooking critic, all he needs to do now is make the recipes he sees and make them better

Just have to say that "meat in a blender" can go well if you're making your own baby food. I did it and it made cooking for the family so much easier. Just blend up what the adults are having so baby can eat it too. Marvelous.

He's using his chef powers for the memes. I can respect that.

Lol I lost it at 3:26 that response you had when he said that word had me laughing way too hard 🤣

"Do you enjoy freedom?.. Clearly not" 😂 I replayed that bit a half dozen times.

I love that this guy knows how to actually cook and uses his knowledge to make crazy recipes. Not only that the majority of what he makes actually looks good enough to at least try unlike Kay, Jack and most Tic Tok food.

Yes the chicken waffle is safe to eat, those waffle irons are really efficient at cooking, between the heat and pressing it into a waffle shape (which has more exterior than interior).

Can’t go wrong with an August the Duck video.

Waffle irons are like 350°-450° on the inside and the internal temperature of a waffle is like 190° when it is finished and the chicken is puréed so finely that it should be 100% cooked in the 2 minutes or so a waffle cooks

Honestly calabroskitchen is not bad. He knows how food works, just went mad scientist. And unironically, I want to try them.

Love these - but they always come out around the time I'm making dinner 🤣 They simultaneously make me feel better about myself and skill - and less hungry 🙃

He lost me at cotton candy mac n cheese... 🤢 That primal feeling you speak of, August, is just your good old gag reflex

Jack's version of this recipe would be to dump a giant bag of chees onto a pack of hit dogs, and add pancake batter. Then place it in a baking pan and cook the pancake mix while leaving the hotdogs raw.

Whenever I feel down I would watch this TikTok skits to remind myself that there are more incompetent people then me

This had me laughing to the point I almost threw up 💀

Honestly, this is someone purposefully making cursed food and not a terrible chef, plus he's honest about what the food is actually like and why he's making it, pretty good channel

This is how all my fever dreams began with him in a kitchen.

What wonderful timing, just as I spent 8 hours going on a binge watching spree of this channel

When he used the maple syrup on the dog cake a Canadian somewhere died, and the entire country felt it in their chest.

I'm happy to hear that August is one of the few who hate the "ussy" shit slang. He gain more and more respect with each video that he made. Also you wouldn't me caught dead to eat any of those. Also i love August's death threats after he said this 8:24 Augusts sounds like a villain treatening to kill the main hero. Also someone needs to take away the mapple syrup of this guy's hand. Please, is for his own good and ours as well. Why are people using so much sugar and syrup in everything now days? Why?? 😭

Calabros: Only two ingredients for the cotton candy Mac and Cheese Also Calabros: Lies to us again

Augus always makes my day feel better sometimes his videos that are the only thing that keeps me from wanting to cry I recently lost some of my motivation so this channel helps me i't always makes me laugh keep up the good work augus -hope yall enjoy your day-❤

I love seeing August get very upset at hotdogs

I first learned about Jack and Kay from this channel. Now waffles made with blended chicken. I'm not mad about it.

The thing I hate most about hot dogs is their texture, so if it were blended into a slurry with milk and egg and pan fried, I think I'd like it more than an actual hot dog

“Triggering a primal response in me” I am dying😂😂😂

Those recipes are a literal crime against Heaven Hell Limbo and the 10 levels of Purgatory.

Please ban these people from stepping in the kitchen ever again 😭😭😭😭😭😭

I think this is why aliens arent visiting us...

I love this channel! Watching/ listening while gaming and thanks for keeping it friendly👏🏽👏🏽

im loving august's enthusiam today! i love his content so much

3:26-3:46 had me dying you are funny August keep it up

You've heard of cooked chicken. But have you heard of blended raw chicken? Start with a frozen, raw chicken, chuck that in the blender, toss in some live snails, raw unwashed month old decaying sprouts, green potatoes and wild mushrooms picked at random. *Cuts to gravestone.* "Tasted alright on the first bite... Little bit of a sour aftertaste."

Someone needs to arrest that man for crimes against humanity. The absolute disrespect to food is appalling

Wtf is a dog cake?

I mean putting a Hotdog in a blender is just reincarnating it. From blenders they come from blenders they return

3:23 to 3:56 This video was brought to you by the word Bagussy. XD

The way you said you need to be studied so seriously was amazing 💀

hate to break it to you Duck but hotdogs are already blended once. They're just returning to their roots

Chocolate and cheddar is actaully a really good mix. Not sure about in mac and cheese but I have covered aged (sharp) cheddar in dark chocolate and its really tastey, that sweet and salty combo

One thing I've noticed while watching an abundance of august's videos is that his viewers in his comment section speak basically the same way he does. Specifically the phrase "and I'm here for it" ngl I'm here for it

The *first* 10 seconds and im already repulsed

The waffle one would be the only one I could force myself to try. Inverted meal ideas don't do anything for me personally

Love how August out here insulting people in the UK for their shitty food and then shows us this glorious abomination

He didn't say it's not bad, he said the first bite was fine then the cotton candy hit and it was disgusting, which is very common in a lot of food

He’s a cross between the skills of a chef and the humor of a destiny player. I approve.

Found your channel quite awhile ago and is my daily go to... you're a champ ma guy

I had to look this up but yes, cotton candy mac n cheese is a thing. It's like life is trying to speedrun the death of food. At this point, I just need some popcorn and maybe some marshmallows to melt over this dumpster fire

In all honesty I could see the dog cake working essentially its a weird corn dog with pickles and maple syrup. I mean most corn dogs have honey so maple syrup could work.

Love your videos bro

"I cut the dough in half, rolled half the dough in my hands, and then started to form the bagussy." "OOO kay mr calabro. We're gonna have to have a talk. On the August The Duck channel we like to keep our programming child friendly, okay, so if we could- if we could cool it on the *bagussy* talk that would be splendid, alright?" "After forming and stretching the bagussy-" "WHAT DID I JUST SAY?! WOW!" Schizo moment, 11/10, very funny.

See this guy I can get behind because he's deliberately making cursed things and knows it; whereas, Jack thinks he's going to be on Master Chef instead of Worst Cooks in America

We need august to recreate these recipes

The way he reacted to the “bag-uSsy” part made me laugh out loud

I have said it before and I will say it again, these are and will always be better than Cooking With Jack’s foods.

We do honestly need to see august try the third recipe

August the Duck the best KZfaqr to roast these absurd cooking TikToks.

Everytime I watch videos like that, I feel the humanity in me slowly slipping away...

"WHAT DID I JUST SAY" my stomach hurtsss 😭😭

On the realest note, August is the kind of guy I would introduce to my sister to marry. lol He sounds like the best brother, coolest friend and even a pleasant stranger. He has such a way with words for a man so young and also I love the way thinks and expresses himself. Some things I disagree with but all in all , he really does impress me. Most people around the age of 20, I call them kids and with him, I hesitate. Probably cause he seems to be the most mature 20 year old(American) I have ever seen/heard. Thanks for your content and you restored my faith in humanity

Best food in china 💀

The chicken waffle things looked good ... *looked* .. but I'm skeptical otherwise. And I imagine the waffle iron cooked the 'chicken batter' thoroughly enough.

Actually chicken in a blender is a way to make chicken paste which makes nuggets. I use it when i don't have the shredder machine thingy.

The guy reminds me of my stepbrother who used to eat sandwiches with an unholy combination of butter, nougat creme, peanut butter, cheese and jam. All together on one sandwich of course. Whenever we ate together we had to remind him to abstain from making the Frankensteins Monster-version of sandwiches because all of us would be just disgusted by it. And yes, he genuinely liked such abominations

I actually tried one of those KD Kraft dinner macaroni and cheeses from Canada which came with cotton candy flavour crystals once. We don't have that here in America, so I was curious. It wasn't half bad, but I still couldn't wrap my head around a dessert-ish mac and cheese, , so I'm not too eager to try it again 😅

I love the cooking videos they're legit all I watch

I think this is the first fully cooked meal I've seen him eat, cudos for recommending to cook it 5 minutes longer for "extra crunch" and not just saying it is undercooked

He was just returning the hot dogs to their primordial state of being meat paste.

bro has the exact same cadence and mannerism of carl from llamas with hats. this channel is my favorite thing

I'm sorry, I really like this guys' cooking. He's super creative and willing to take risks. Besides, there's nothing here that I wouldn't be afraid to just try.

That last one made me gag just a little bit. Wishing I would've waited a little longer so I didn't feel my granola bar trying to make a reappearance.

When a duck thinks your food is disgusting, I think that's the time to re-evaluate your life choices.

I've mixed cooked sausage and even cooked bacon in waffle batter before. I didn't use a blender, I just mixed all the ingredients together by hand. My kids loved them. He should've pre-cooked the chicken to ensure food safety.

As a person who has an interest in cooking, I feel embarrassed when he just puts different recipes combined.

the bagel one had me cracking up 😹😹

Jeez, Auggie. Don't knock it 'till you've tried it.

This is my favorite kind of August the Duck videos.

7:24 I literally do not believe him on the whicken and chaffles. 😂also I’m laughing a hard I’m crying, thank you

I'm starting to think that maybe Gen Z is just rebelling against Millennials and their kale, avocado, tofu, and kombucha. These guys started off with Tide Pods and just went from there.

Atleast he calls it cursed kitchen too, like he aint trying to be wholesomely unaware what he's doing is satanic and full of sacrifices. He's actually completely onboard with committing sins in the name of sin.

Love the theme of cooking commentary going on here

I will never be the same after hearing August say ‘bagussy’

Batman and thanos with all 5 infinity stones, could not torture that information out of me

Short answer yes to the waffle. Since a waffle iron can hit 400+ degrees and chicken needs 165 to be fully cooked. Especially making the chicken into a liquid. Edit and a waffle should be 190 degrees when fully cooked.

Whoever created danimals deserves a swift kick to the nuts. My wife bought a case for our kids last week, and I am pretty sure that every carpet needs replacing at this point. I don't think they even eat/drink them. It's just straight to the closest fabric they can dump them on.

Top 10 times I cried watching a cooking video

August should definitely do a video where he cooks some of this/Jack's/Kay's food and then tries it

Love the vids keep it up

Don't knock blending meat it's good for so many random pan fry snacks. One of my faves is when you mix the egg wash and breadcrumb mix from making (air) fried chicken together, then blend a bit of chicken and mix it together with the crumbs and egg. Fry that baby like a pancake. Fridge it and then eat it as a snack. It hits the same spot as those pepperoni snacks.

A blended up hotdog is basically a hot dog without the skin, a hot dog already is just blended up meat put inside a meat casing. So it would not change whatsoever if it got blended. Personally, the cotton candy Mac and cheese is the most concerning for me. The person who suggested that was either a demon or they just named two random things and pressed submit before seeing what they wrote.

Some of these recipes remind me of my grandma's Broccoli Soup recipe....It's the broccoli, and the water you steamed it with, blended to a puree. Add butter, and seasonings to taste...Honestly I crave it now as an adult.

Petition for a video in which August makes the reverse chicken and waffles