A Solid 30 Minutes of Useless Information

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@kryten1300 3 жыл бұрын

Shakespeare:*talks to a woman* Woman:*rolls her eyes* Shakespeare: this must be what women do when they think someone is hot

@mesonandsarena 3 жыл бұрын

lol

@firehawk5962 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 3 жыл бұрын

A true Shakespearean romance.

@nickkonkle541 3 жыл бұрын

"she is so into me"

@Ansh77K 3 жыл бұрын

C: can't tell

@Geoooooooooo 3 жыл бұрын

"Charlie Chaplin once entered a look alike contest of himself, and lost." Not only that, but he lost SPECTACULARLY. There was about 40 competitors, and he came 27TH. Lmao

@mattconrald1673 3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@unicornpotato0751 3 жыл бұрын

I love that

@nicominard1631 2 жыл бұрын

imagine not looking enough like yourself

@Geoooooooooo 2 жыл бұрын

@@staralul I Googled before making the comment

@queenandcorgis 2 жыл бұрын

Dolly parton lost too 😂

@ChrisJensen-se9rj 3 ай бұрын

Potato and bacon are not coconut. I waited a lifetime for such truly information

@Qrp_international Жыл бұрын

The amount of this I actually absorb and end up telling other people is startling.

@Dizma_Music Жыл бұрын

Rabbits can’t vomit!!! 😱

@jovetj 7 ай бұрын

It takes me 10 minutes to walk down to my local pub, but 35 minutes to walk home. The difference is staggering.

@ashtoncullinan5946 6 ай бұрын

Bro I still tell people about the world’s longest bench and it’s been over 3 years.

@r3d_d3d64 3 жыл бұрын

*"a solid 30 minutes of useless information"* Schools: Those are rookie numbers

@watchoutitsoceanman6540 3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@jaeger4000 3 жыл бұрын

KZfaq: 30 min of useless info School: solid 12 years of useless info

@allftw2677 3 жыл бұрын

True , *sips tea with an overly sacrcasticly serious face whilst looking at tablet* True true Okay maybe that was too much

@noahmitchell4696 3 жыл бұрын

HAHA

@jimmyjohn272 3 жыл бұрын

Do you watch Gray still plays 😂

@anoonymouse4861 3 жыл бұрын

Now do "A solid 12 years of useless information" and now you made school free for every student watching

@cookiehawk 3 жыл бұрын

;-;

@allftw2677 3 жыл бұрын

@@pufflepoint hahahhahahahahah IT IS

@flylogan2954 3 жыл бұрын

And the best comment award goes too...

@aleks3203 3 жыл бұрын

underated comment

@xray8876 3 жыл бұрын

13*

@meganthememe130 Жыл бұрын

I've been falling asleep to these, keep my brain engaged enough to not wander off to bad thoughts but also not intently focused

@JoeMcVideo 9 ай бұрын

Good idea

@brontewcat 4 ай бұрын

Excellent idea (after having had a night of almost no sleep)

@fantasmedits681 3 ай бұрын

Same here

@marionpeebles3836 3 ай бұрын

I was trying that but I live in Springfield mo. Lots of weird weather facts but so confused because it seemed incomplete after 10 minutes it bugged me so much I had to roll over and start again To find I hadn’t missed a thing it was just a statement of temperature.

@SmokedBacon07 Жыл бұрын

a man once tried to mail a 40 ton building across utah because of tax rates in 1917 and was made illegal to mail any type of building across any where

@lillianschlotte6469 3 жыл бұрын

I feel like I’ve learned so much but at the same time I’ve learned nothing

@MetaITurtle 3 жыл бұрын

Its somthing to spark conversation with

@blank14800 3 жыл бұрын

So same as schools huh?

@Echo-qk7vc 3 жыл бұрын

@@blank14800 lmao

@norahanley3000 3 жыл бұрын

to much like school 💀

@Beastw1ck 3 жыл бұрын

Me spending any time on the internet

@matthewfulton4490 3 жыл бұрын

I love how this whole thing is delivered with a tone of moderated aggression.

@TiffanyWeiland 3 жыл бұрын

It's because he has a leaky ceiling, I'm guessing.

@chapsm.7334 3 жыл бұрын

@@TiffanyWeiland Genius!

@bailey6517 3 жыл бұрын

@@TiffanyWeiland oh hey tiffany is that one guy’s middle name i guess i did actually learn something

@OmniaViridis 3 жыл бұрын

Always

@thepudge6953 3 жыл бұрын

You watched this whole thing

@brotemca8020 Жыл бұрын

You forgot to mention my favourite bit! The Beatles' LOTR movie was turned down by Tolkein himself, due to having lived three doors down from them in 1964. He described the sounds of them practising as "indescribable", which I'm sure is a very evocative term for a writer of his calibre.

@InflatablePlane Жыл бұрын

As someone who loves being a fountain of useless knowledge, I vibe with this!

@HexaByte. 10 ай бұрын

i am the same way 🤣

@DogloverTravis 8 ай бұрын

“A potato and bacon are not coconuts”

@bobmiller7502 6 ай бұрын

@@DogloverTravis we live and leaarn everyday travis, who would of thought, NOT coconuts, crazy man,,

@DogloverTravis 6 ай бұрын

@@bobmiller7502 sure is crazy

@mcburnski 23 күн бұрын

* font

@Blue_Salamander8 3 жыл бұрын

Teacher - “Now remember everyone there will be a test on this later”

@reapingbennefits 2 жыл бұрын

@@charlzker why though lol

@BlackLegVinesmokeSanji 2 жыл бұрын

Me ugh can you repeat the vidio

@NotRainbowOfTheLego 2 жыл бұрын

Then proceeds to have different questions that we also didnt study for

@Blue_Salamander8 2 жыл бұрын

@@NotRainbowOfTheLego I had a teacher who did that one time in 8th grade. We had one question from a book we read. The book we read however, was the shortened version and didn’t include the moment it referenced. The teacher than proceeded to instead of say, get rid of the question, he told us the answer ONCE and then proceeded to put the question on the FINAL EXAM!

@hi_im_bored527 2 жыл бұрын

@@Blue_Salamander8 that’s just sad

@nicolasinguanti9986 3 жыл бұрын

At least It doesn’t last 5 hours and I’m not forced to remember it because there’s gonna be a test about it.

@agustinvenegas5238 3 жыл бұрын

ain't that the realest thing i've seen today

@Xedrie 3 жыл бұрын

*Relatable*

@millermiller3439 3 жыл бұрын

Where is school 5 hours instead of 7?

@steveminecraft4364 3 жыл бұрын

5 hours? We get 7

@Jackgalaga 3 жыл бұрын

yeah imagine that, it would have no reason!

@armokil 11 ай бұрын

6:35 ‘potatoes and bacon share a commonality in that neither of them is a coconut’ best fact of the video hands down

@avocados1707 2 ай бұрын

Agreed

@anubis_atg Жыл бұрын

how the heck can a backwards marathon world record be faster than the normal marathon world record?

@TeamTORG Жыл бұрын

Its a half marathon

@jamesnaile3661 3 ай бұрын

Wouldn't a backwards marathoner be 2.62 miles?

@ittaiklein8541 Ай бұрын

Why - 2.62 ?

@jamesnaile3661 Ай бұрын

@@ittaiklein8541 2,62 is 26.2 backwards. Do I have it right? A marathon is. 26,2 miles right?

@redstonegenius2609 3 жыл бұрын

I love how he started this series out of spite and is now spiteful that its popular

@fdsajfldaskjf 3 жыл бұрын

He’s evolving. Just -backwards- sideways.

@badeugenecops4741 2 жыл бұрын

Spite, it's underrated.

@HPBgirl 2 жыл бұрын

Oh forreal? How come?

@Bunkerdwarfputin 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 Larry David opened up a spite store (coffee shop) on Curb Your Enthusiasm... ...and it backfired on him too! 😆

@sylvie395 2 жыл бұрын

@@HPBgirl I think he’s spiteful about it’s success bc all of his other videos take so much effort and hours of editing to make but we keep asking for videos about useless information which takes no effort at all and is super easy to do.

@themuskratianempire 2 жыл бұрын

“The patent for the fire hydrant was destroyed in a fire” I r o n y

@maqasafarli5541 2 жыл бұрын

More like Firony

@craigmccune6066 2 жыл бұрын

@@maqasafarli5541 Shut

@mr.mystery6429 2 жыл бұрын

@@craigmccune6066 no u

@mr.mystery6429 2 жыл бұрын

@William Lake no u no u no u no u

@hydrolito 2 жыл бұрын

Some body somewhere should of had a receipt for it.

@pokey-ee4cv Жыл бұрын

You questioned the popularity of these videos. Your narration is engaging and enthusiastic. The video is interesting and keeps the pace very well while not being busy or difficult to track. These really are a delight to watch. They're the "comic strips" of art, really. It's fun and easily accessible entertainment that is very well done. And you should know that the popularity of these have brought you to the attention of people like me, who rarely use KZfaq for anything but listening to music.

@jaredkennedy6576 9 ай бұрын

So the cost of gas in 2009 sent me down a little rabbit hole on gas prices vs oil prices. I get that there are other expenses beyond the cost of crude, but why is the cost of gas in 2023 around double what it was in 2009, while the WTI index is within a few dollars? It's corporate greed. That's it.

@user-zq7dd3hm9k 3 жыл бұрын

"Every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes" It's a fact

@taelim6599 3 жыл бұрын

Together, we can put an end to this.

@Kecreeper 3 жыл бұрын

@@taelim6599 i'd rather not 😳

@InsaniumZ 3 жыл бұрын

@@Kecreeper Haha

@veljkoangelovski5349 3 жыл бұрын

oh my god..... this changes everything......

@gigachad69000 3 жыл бұрын

Love your pfp lol haven't seen that in a while

@adamwilding9520 3 жыл бұрын

Austin you can't just keep one-upping yourself like this 2029: A solid day of useless information

@theharoldsshow 3 жыл бұрын

2050: A Solid Week of Useless Information

@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth 3 жыл бұрын

2070: All Information.

@MrKaju01 3 жыл бұрын

2100: All Useless Information about The Afterlife (REAL EXPERIENCE)

@shelvacu 3 жыл бұрын

2035: The world record for the longest string of useless information is this video, clocking in at 45 hours, 20 minutes, and 20 seconds.

@chase1069 3 жыл бұрын

2077 A solid year of information on the 2020 game made about this year

@Unknown17 Жыл бұрын

I assure you that eye-rolling had a "negative connotation" WELL before the 1980's! I was born in 1958, and, as early as kindergarten, an eye-roll toward either Mom or Dad would earn me a slap. They would say, "Don't you roll your eyes at me, young man!" It took a lot of discipline to curtail my eye-rolling activities! I'm sure any senior watching this video would absolutely concur with me. Facts that you get out of a book somewhere can't hold a candle to actual experience!

@lordkreigs1978 Жыл бұрын

Tomatoes are fruits, and yet 1:31 "Tomatoes are the official "vegetable" of New Jersey. I just CAN'T be the only one to have caught that.

@ClaudeSac Ай бұрын

I just did not want to comment.

@andy1354 3 жыл бұрын

I just wasted 30 minutes of my day hearing things I’m gonna never remember and I’m proud

@nick_leitch 2 жыл бұрын

Honey can’t spoil and polar bears are left handed, the only ones I can remember

@JonatasAdoM 2 жыл бұрын

Better than 70% of what we consume daily to be honest

@imillusion492 2 жыл бұрын

I do this at school every day but i never feel proud

@galaxymaster4526 2 жыл бұрын

Same bro

@HouseofEvilNexusRule 2 жыл бұрын

It's not 30 minutes wasted if I speed it up to 2x :3

@DaBestNub 3 жыл бұрын

Of course the letters T H E would be the most used in the Nancy Drew series

@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 3 жыл бұрын

I guess that mystery is solved.

@whirlwind872 3 жыл бұрын

I was wondering why H was used so much.

@urishitapawar 3 жыл бұрын

I didn't really get the joke, could you please explain it to me? 😅

@jonathansmith1281 3 жыл бұрын

@@urishitapawar The letters T, H, and E spell the word "the" which is used in most (if not all) of the book titles.

@urishitapawar 3 жыл бұрын

@@jonathansmith1281 Ohhhhhhhh 😮 Got it, thanks a lot for telling! 😁🤍🤎

@ItsGubbinTime Жыл бұрын

My roommate was fixated on hand washing his dishes, saying it saves water. I nearly lost my mind because there was still food stuck to pans and shit too he just sucked at hand washing.

@ryan_0000 3 ай бұрын

OH MY GOSH THANK YOU SO MUCH!! I WAS KIDNAPPED AND THE GUY WOULD ONLY LET ME GO IF I KNEW THE TEMPERATURE OF Springfield, MO, USA, on 2/1/11 TUE (5:55am)

@2xxRasor 2 жыл бұрын

"Honey does not spoil." This is useful.

@kcasc_hd 2 жыл бұрын

Roasted Wolly mamoth trunk in honey crust. The newest ingredient are the spices everything else is 4000-40000 years old

@JonatasAdoM 2 жыл бұрын

Because it is bad to begin with ; )

@KOYORIDE 2 жыл бұрын

Oh. I guess this isn't the video I was looking for. Thanks.

@repentoryouwilllikewiseper8741 2 жыл бұрын

Repent to Jesus Christ!!!! “When anxiety was great within me, your consolation brought me joy.” ‭‭Psalms‬ ‭94:19‬ ‭NIV‬‬

@Chuckf66 2 жыл бұрын

@@repentoryouwilllikewiseper8741 HAIL SATAN! 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈

@craftymuffin3066 3 жыл бұрын

“There’s so many productive things you could be doing” well it’s my lunch break and I’m eating soup

@aperson8847 3 жыл бұрын

Soup

@doritomuncher_429 3 жыл бұрын

Soup

@JimmysLimeadeStand 3 жыл бұрын

Soup

@simeonclegg1576 3 жыл бұрын

soup

@sunimod1895 3 жыл бұрын

Salad

@walterwhite9409 3 ай бұрын

I rewatch all these videos when I’m sick, currently can’t eat solid food so this is a very mind numbing way to disassociate. Thank you very much sir.

@ThomasLeonard454 3 ай бұрын

OMG this is freaking Brilliant. I can't remember 1 of your statements but this kept my attention untill it was finished. Great stuff.

@levilynde8220 3 жыл бұрын

I’m on vacation so this is as productive as it gets

@bingus516 3 жыл бұрын

Same

@Carny4020 3 жыл бұрын

Bruh same

@brianrivera7889 3 жыл бұрын

Wut u work as

@GameyGaming 3 жыл бұрын

Oh hey _me too lol_

@Rainkit 3 жыл бұрын

I just got my wisdom teeth pulled so this is a welcome distraction

@ippedhairntertainment2328 3 жыл бұрын

Austin: “30 minutes of useless information.” Schools: *that’s insultingly low.*

@_justice570 3 жыл бұрын

mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

@bearbear-hf7cn 3 жыл бұрын

@@_justice570 we separate kids using right brain from the left brain

@matthew_wagner813 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah this was only half of a normal class time school reccomends that but eight times more (6 periods) Yes, we watch this pretty much 8 times a school day.

@captainjackpugh6050 3 жыл бұрын

@Xedx No

@the-anhpham3364 3 жыл бұрын

just wait a decade he'll get to 6 hours eventually

@sslushi506 2 ай бұрын

6:43 to 7:49 sounds exactly like a piece of dialogue I would hear in a dream that somehow carries the entire plot, causing me to wake up in a cold sweat, and vaguely remember while stressing over trying to figure out what it meant.

@BloodyBay Ай бұрын

26:36 "The old man the boat." = "The [elderly people] [operate] the boat." "The complex houses married and single soldiers and their families." = "The [group of buildings on the same lot] houses soldiers [of both Married and Single statuses] and their families." "The horse raced past the barn fell." = "The horse [that was] raced past the barn [subsequently] fell" or "The horse [ran] past the [unholy] barn." I _think_ I'm getting the hang of these Garden Path sentences. Thanks, Austin! 😁

@rycrafter616 3 жыл бұрын

When he gets to 8 hours, he should just name the video “school”

@phoenixwrong2493 3 жыл бұрын

Nah, 11 years

@rycrafter616 3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@patrykdabrowski1788 3 жыл бұрын

*C H L O R O P H Y L*

@denny5776 3 жыл бұрын

@@phoenixwrong2493 nah 1.5 - 2 decades

@denny5776 3 жыл бұрын

@@patrykdabrowski1788 P Y T H A G O R E A N T H E O R E M

@colinking5745 2 жыл бұрын

"asthma causes kids to miss 10 million school days every year" me who knows there's only 365 days in a year:

@llkg9 2 жыл бұрын

Kids: who feel like there are 10 million days in the school year

@insiidioux 2 жыл бұрын

Get this to 365 likes

@vixy2321 2 жыл бұрын

When I read that the video said that and It was so perfectly timed

@NoThankUBeQuiet 2 жыл бұрын

@@llkg9 Definitely not there's like 170 or something. I don't actually know but it's around that

@llkg9 2 жыл бұрын

@@NoThankUBeQuiet Thank you for clarifying. I thought there were actually 10 million. So it's NOT going to take 59k years for my kids to graduate? 🤣

@raysapaw 5 ай бұрын

Sunday. Severe bachake. I so needed this. Thank you.

@rachedenO 6 ай бұрын

I usually scroll past this series on my home page, however now i'm tipsy with nowhere to go in a hotel room what perfect timing for this!

@spyrok6607 3 жыл бұрын

AustinMcConnell: "a solid 30 minutes of useless information" Schools: ".. Pathetic"

@thatboyakira4202 3 жыл бұрын

"How about 12 years?"

@thatboyakira4202 3 жыл бұрын

@@a.t.4527 r/iamverysmart

@dogmania2892 3 жыл бұрын

@@thatboyakira4202 I mean, he was just doing a calculation. r/iamverysmart is usually used for people acting smug and using big words, sometimes incorrectly.

@thatboyakira4202 3 жыл бұрын

@@dogmania2892 so... what should I do? I dont use reddit to much so...

@penpen5528 3 жыл бұрын

@@a.t.4527 I respect your commitment and I don’t wanna bother checking

@insertname.5985 3 жыл бұрын

I like how the fire hydrant’s patent was destroyed in a fire.

@lilgaymarker 3 жыл бұрын

you became the very thing you swore to destroy (or the other way around, i dunno)

@jeffthebass6212 3 жыл бұрын

@@lilgaymarker you got destroyed by the very thing you swore to destroy

@TalesGrimm 2 жыл бұрын

The fire was trying to save itself lol

@capapofa 2 жыл бұрын

Ironic

@lukemimnagh4185 2 жыл бұрын

@ insert name, must resist the urge to like

@user-ml6dk8sk4e 16 күн бұрын

There so meany things I need/should attend to but I rather listen to you and learn a few things I didn’t know or thought I knew ! Thank you for sharing your knowledge ❤😊

@hospitalgal101 7 ай бұрын

This is far and away one of the best videos on the platform

@chrishudson3798 3 жыл бұрын

"Fire hydrant original patent destroyed by fire" "You have become the very thing you swore to destroy"

@The-Blue-Knight 3 жыл бұрын

You underestimate my fire resistance

@n0us. 3 жыл бұрын

ironic...

@HasekuraIsuna 3 жыл бұрын

Last year a fire station in my country was badly damage by, you guessed it, a fire.

@ic7saysglazersout176 3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: There is a player on the Italian National Football team named Kevin Lasagna

@AlLiberali 3 жыл бұрын

Thats the most italian thing ever

@no-life4438 3 жыл бұрын

Why did this make me laugh so hard

@Nisky1999 3 жыл бұрын

@nowarmannocry9151 3 жыл бұрын

On a similar note, Mussolini's great grandson Romano plays as a right winger for Lazio

@arq2565 3 жыл бұрын

Epic

@callabeth258 Жыл бұрын

I was surprised by the sales of CDs and vinyls fact not because vinyls are more popular again but because I didn’t realise that CDs were already available in the 80s

@Moridin69 Жыл бұрын

“It is of course better to know useless things than to know nothing.” by Lucius Annaeus Seneca

@thememeestfilmbuff 3 жыл бұрын

*This video is 31 minutes and 50 seconds.* So 1 minute and 50 seconds of it can possibly be the meaning of life. And we didn’t even know it.

@ujha4915 3 жыл бұрын

🤔

@familyguyclips966 3 жыл бұрын

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm indeed

@ghastlyghandi4301 3 жыл бұрын

It’s just the intro and the outro and nothing else.

@glumbortango7182 3 жыл бұрын

@@ghastlyghandi4301 the word possibly is doing most of the work there

@thatboi1927 3 жыл бұрын

True

@ashikat413 3 жыл бұрын

"there are so many productive things you could be doing right now" Bitch im learning

@unicorncupcakies 3 жыл бұрын

@@bluzare learning at 1am in the morning is a great way to learn actually i think

@jessisveryswag 3 жыл бұрын

@@bluzare 6 in the morning for me for some reason ??

@cynicalrabbit915 Жыл бұрын

I just find your smooth deadpan delivery relaxing. Better than ASMR for resting. Sadly no tingles.

@quincycostello6726 Жыл бұрын

wow. this video has really enlightened me. before, i never knew that bacon and potatoes were not coconuts, but now i do.

@Pixelcraftian 3 жыл бұрын

“I should get out of here before they call the cops” Who walks into their garden to see a random person saying common names whilst a drone is spinning around them

@Yiehh 3 жыл бұрын

@bill-clintongaming 3 жыл бұрын

@metalsapka5428 3 жыл бұрын

no matter where i look i always see u

@HeidenLam 3 жыл бұрын

@@metalsapka5428 F

@modifiedakm2651 3 жыл бұрын

"I dont know how to play our taxes but I know that rabbits dont vomit"

@AllenFreemanMediaGuru 3 жыл бұрын

Playing your taxes is more fun than paying them

@ashwantsicecream 2 жыл бұрын

horses don't vomit either

@MrPizzaeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 2 жыл бұрын

@DEEJMASTER 333 same

@raleo7466 2 жыл бұрын

Pigeons don't have a sense of fullness so they may die due to overeating. Also, some birds have to swallow and vomit rocks to help with digestion

@BloodyBay Ай бұрын

Rats can't vomit either; it's an anatomic impossibility for them. That's why Strychnine is so effective against them; Strychnine may (occasionally) cause vomiting in other animals - including humans - but rats can't do anything but digest it and die. Same with rabbits, apparently. Please don't keep the rat poison in Little Bunny Foofoo's cage, thanks. 😕

@roadcone76 Жыл бұрын

Just found this. What a hoot! Great to listen to while doing puzzles.

@elizabethlewis1311 Жыл бұрын

This was FANTASTIC!

@sarabwall 3 жыл бұрын

His FBI agent must be so confused with his search history

@ItalianCountryball11 10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@sillygamer7949 3 жыл бұрын

We all know that school still holds the world record for this.

@yunussutanti2788 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao,ooio

@inkamacron 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah. By 16 times the amount of this video.

@yerixglx9906 3 жыл бұрын

@@inkamacron a day. For like 18 years

@AlejandroW90 3 жыл бұрын

@@yerixglx9906 bonus years if you’re in university

@diogenesofsinope7465 3 жыл бұрын

From your profile picture it seems like you shouldn’t even be on KZfaq Also nothing you learn in school is “useless” Especially in science, history, language classes, and phy ed It’s just not practical

@humanguy1 Жыл бұрын

Thanks for giving me the last 20 questions of my Quizbowl game for school.

@mxdnight1 2 жыл бұрын

6:35 "Potatoes and bacon serve a commonality in that neither of them is a coconut" GENIUS who could've thought

@kngsvg8201 2 жыл бұрын

that sht cracked me up 😂😂

@stevenstewart3414 2 жыл бұрын

Ergo, since neither potatoes nor bacon migrate, coconuts do.

@51hankyspanky7 2 жыл бұрын

I've always wondered about that.

@ashemgold 2 жыл бұрын

Cannot argue with that!

@arfansthename 2 жыл бұрын

Everything in this universe is either a coconut or not

@688case3 3 жыл бұрын

this is like having a conversation with my grandpa

@chriswebster24 3 жыл бұрын

He sounds interesting and wise. You’re very lucky to have him as your grandpa. Obviously, none of us will be around forever, but he’s older than you are, so be sure to enjoy him as much as you can, and to appreciate having him in your life, and be sure that he knows how much you do. I wish I’d taken that advice while I still could. You still can, so take advantage of it.

@rp.630 3 жыл бұрын

@@chriswebster24 wow

@Snarl_Marx 3 жыл бұрын

This is like having a conversation with myself.

@bellautopia818 3 жыл бұрын

What's your grandpa's number? x I'm 😋🤗🤔😹😹😹...but forrealzies...🤔🙏🤔🤗💋💜💜💜💜💜

@bellautopia818 3 жыл бұрын

@@chriswebster24 thank you for speaking the same language comedy and wisdom and love go hand in hand 🤗💋💜💜💜💜💜💜🙏

@yeah____youdude.sorrymaam2298 Жыл бұрын

Need more that didn’t feel like 30min that was time travel. For real

@meiyashi424 3 ай бұрын

I never realized how much I hated useless information until I watched this. Your deadpan yet “disappointed in humanity” type of narration is exactly the vibe that fits a video like this.

@aaronleoxylive852 3 жыл бұрын

"Did you do it?" "Yes." "What did it cost?" "30 Minutes."

@ananditasaxena8022 3 жыл бұрын

you have summoned the marvel fandom

@cheekybastard1018 3 жыл бұрын

So did I 😂 It may be useless information, but it’s not boring.

@Jaa_morant 3 жыл бұрын

People why are u watching this? Are you like being fed with horseshiatttt? Smash a dislike, he just made $ and waste your time!

@ziadayoub2405 3 жыл бұрын

@@Jaa_morant WE BROUGHT THIS ON TO OUR SELFS, WE CHOSE TO WATCH AND HONESTLY, NO REGRETS

@aaronleoxylive852 3 жыл бұрын

@@Jaa_morant He did warn us. He isn't the one to blame for, for "wasting our time". To be honest, it's our own fault that we clicked on this video. It's our own choice whether to watch this video, and to click off this video. To blame someone that posted a video and telling their viewers that they wasted their time is a dumb reason to hate on their actions.

@RobSomeone 3 жыл бұрын

"Honey does not spoil" - That's actually some useful info.

@PuhlReshaped 3 жыл бұрын

Redo the video with new info

@jlotrujillo 3 жыл бұрын

Honey is also the only thing we humans eat that is produced by an insect.

@Chagooo 3 жыл бұрын

@@jlotrujillo nah I eat beetle shit

@EspeonMistress00 3 жыл бұрын

I thought that was common knowledge?

@TheRealFluffy88 3 жыл бұрын

i mean it’s common knowledge tho

@janetbuck2007 Жыл бұрын

how am I just now finding this??!!?? I LOVE IT!!❤

@bd2970 Жыл бұрын

More of these, please!!!

@StarryOak76 2 жыл бұрын

“Rabbits not being able to vomit” that is an extremely important thing to know for bunny owners!

@relser187 2 жыл бұрын

That makes me wonder if there are scientists who SPECIFICALLY run tests to see if certain animals can vomit…

@catchara1496 2 жыл бұрын

@@relser187 yes, and rats also can’t

@Bumblexo 2 жыл бұрын

Neither can horses

@galenicalhoover6508 2 жыл бұрын

@@catchara1496 Temple University School of Pharmacy pharmacology lab last demonstration was feeding a bunny an oral lethal dose of nicotine. It was horrific. Two different kinds of seizures the last one so bad the bunny broke its own back. We were told at the time that bunnies unlike humans cannot vomit up a poison. Why was this demonstration done? To get our attention. Make no mistakes because stuff like this will happen to our human patients. In my 40 years of practice, if I ever have ANY doubt about a prescription, IT DOES NOT GET FILLED. I have thrown away thousands of dollars worth of compounds because I had doubt about how it was made. I remember that damn bunny like it was yesterday.

@neey3832 2 жыл бұрын

not exactly, if rabbits did vomit, it wouldn't change anything

@x3k258 3 жыл бұрын

“A solid 30 minutes of extreme trivia questions you will need to know at game night” Fixed your title

@big4head381 2 жыл бұрын

I chuckled Emotions are nice

@Sansibit 2 жыл бұрын

@@big4head381 same

@sadistfurret4205 2 жыл бұрын

Like i would actually remember that

@dannydevitosdogscousin2370 2 жыл бұрын

haha, im on a trivia team and im watching these to "study"

@randommeamsguy9494 Ай бұрын

Thanks for the motivation bro imma go continue my studies for the exam your first 10seconds of the vid saved my life brother

@theevauwu7853 Жыл бұрын

13:40 correction - July and August were renamed, not added. If you check Wikipedia for old Julian/Gregorian calendars, you'll see that they start the year in March

@myczxr 3 жыл бұрын

"i would show you a video, but i don't want to watch it" *thank God*

@yorn4286 3 жыл бұрын

@Anthony Hamilton pp

@Rainkit 3 жыл бұрын

Me; "I'll look it up later."

@facelessfigure7985 2 жыл бұрын

"Most people lose about 30% of their taste buds while flying in an airplane" So THAT'S the deal with airline food...

@GogiRegion 2 жыл бұрын

You joke, but that’s actually where that comes from. Food tastes weird on a plane because of the pressure, so it’s enough of a universal experience to make a good joke.

@xiro6 2 жыл бұрын

its caused by the extreme low humidity. Also its believed the constant noise also contributes to it.

@Firstthunder 2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Science people say the funniest stuff.

@gn8ce 2 жыл бұрын

UR JUST AN HATER OF AIRLINE FOOD! I WILL RAGE BECAUSE IT IS SO TASTY IN FACT I STOLE AN AIRLINES CAFE FOOD ANDMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM YUMMY YUMMY

@fifilulu5999 2 жыл бұрын

@@gn8ce was that a joke, or are you the joke?

@prestonhunter45 Жыл бұрын

I’m hoping that the more I watch these, the more that will get stuck in my head

@MzSonqz Жыл бұрын

This is fabulous. Thanks

@SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial 3 жыл бұрын

Sequel Idea: 30 minutes of productive things you _could_ be doing right now.

@crispycroissantgamer346 3 жыл бұрын

sounds like a good april fools vid

@thesovietunion9542 3 жыл бұрын

hahha

@RobbieSOT 3 жыл бұрын

@@thesovietunion9542 it's them!!!

@yourloveofmemes9698 3 жыл бұрын

Why must you mock me in this way

@shhhh6174 3 жыл бұрын

Hey no ok listen I do not come here to BE PRODUCTIVE NO

@RyKaB17 3 жыл бұрын

"Potatoes and bacon share a commonality in that neither of them is a coconut" I can't man...

@danielmyslivec8926 3 жыл бұрын

time?

@isaacdanoob2434 3 жыл бұрын

@@danielmyslivec8926 6:35

@collinbagwell7900 3 жыл бұрын

He isn't wrong though.

@hbxit1888 3 жыл бұрын

@shinjisan2015 3 жыл бұрын

that one got me too.... wh...wa.... wu... what? ROFLMAO

@susanhaertel294 7 ай бұрын

Keep them coming!!

@DylanDraper1 Жыл бұрын

“The horse raced past the barn fell” is something I cannot wrap my mind around

@idealab5289 5 ай бұрын

Think of it as "the horse that was raced past the barn fell"

@DylanDraper1 5 ай бұрын

@@idealab5289 the horse (that raced past the barn) fell down?

@idealab5289 5 ай бұрын

@@DylanDraper1 The horse itself didn't race. It was raced. The horse (that was) raced past the barn fell

@BloodyBay Ай бұрын

@@idealab5289 Ohhh, there's a thought. I took that sentence as "fell" in its uncommonly used Adjective form instead of as a Past Tense Verb. "The horse raced past the barn unholy" or "The horse ran swiftly past the wicked barn." It's still a little archaic and awkward, but it makes sense. 🤔

@stealthpoint 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine if all colors were named after fruits. “My favorite color is banana”

@OmegaTheSillyWolf 3 жыл бұрын

MY FAVORITE COLOR IS PLUM (the purple ones, not the pinkish red ones lol)

@etakambient2670 3 жыл бұрын

blueberry

@WouldntULikeToKnow. 3 жыл бұрын

My favorite color is Granny Smith apples

@Jaydee-wd7wr 3 жыл бұрын

@@OmegaTheSillyWolf, Instantly exposed the flaw with this system.

@OmegaTheSillyWolf 3 жыл бұрын

@@Jaydee-wd7wr lol true. Maybe our established system should stay in place

@calebcostrini 3 жыл бұрын

"30 minutes of useless information." Schools: You gotta bump those numbers up, those are rookie numbere.

@alterinam6791 3 жыл бұрын

Totally didn't expect this 'joke'...

@averageforzaplayer1048 3 жыл бұрын

That Vegan Teacher: Am I a joke to you?

@SportyPompano 3 жыл бұрын

hahaha

@yoj5142 3 жыл бұрын

this video is just school system in a nutshell lmao

@sadbuthappy377 3 жыл бұрын

This will be more useful than the years of school will ever be

@kronosomni2805 Жыл бұрын

The most likely scenario with the camera you mentioned is probably a lot less foggy if you look at it like this. What I think probably happened, is that they did a limited release market test somewhere that was fairly quiet and far away from large cities, and the test went poorly, hence the scrapped idea. If the statistics you see don't match what you would expect in a small sample size, sometimes companies jump the gun.

@Kilomegaminx 2 ай бұрын

Can I just say that the Squarespace segue takeout was absolutely incredible!

@Luischocolatier 3 жыл бұрын

"The average person consumes 3 bottles of ketchup a year" *Worriedly looks at my second bottle for this month*

@iceran9622 3 жыл бұрын

And on stark contrast here I am, who hasn’t consumed a single drop of ketchup in the last 3 years. You can enjoy your 2 to 3 bottles a month I’ll make the average stay the same

@janoslegyenfennajanoshegyen 3 жыл бұрын

In the eyes of statistics, if you go hunting, and miss a deer with 3 inches to the left, then 3 inches to the right, you shot the deer

@whirlwind872 3 жыл бұрын

@@iceran9622 anti ketchup gang let's go

@bruce4139 3 жыл бұрын

Dont worry my mom doesnt eat any ketchup

@natestickeler924 3 жыл бұрын

@@whirlwind872 Yes, I hate ketchup.

@Birdening 3 жыл бұрын

You should do a 7 hour one of these and title it “school”

@KillerKO 3 жыл бұрын

llol

@herculean616 3 жыл бұрын

Rare insults

@mirianraamat6759 3 жыл бұрын

i would watch this during classes just to prove i learn more from the internet

@TumblinWeeds 3 жыл бұрын

No, that would be “7 scattered hours of useless information” because of the 3+ hours of absolute nothing that schools use to fill the time.

@generalkenobi4509 3 жыл бұрын

Yes pls

@ShoeTheGreyCat Жыл бұрын

This video was the exact length it took for me to do a mind numbingly boring computer training course. Having it on in the background made it not an awful experience.

@kalisworl Жыл бұрын

you should make another 30 minute long video of useless information, this is very enjoyable!

@Cimlite 3 жыл бұрын

_"911, what is your emergency?"_ - _"Yes, hello. There's a man, standing in a field... reading off popular baby names from the 50ies, while a drone circles him! COME QUICK!"_

@ellie.bowers. 3 жыл бұрын

I feel I should comment

@darth_shadow7924 3 жыл бұрын

Ngl Karens might be the only ones that has an ability to do this reason: Intruding on Private Property most presumably

@frankzhang866 3 жыл бұрын

*italic*"miss in mot sure that qualifies as an emergency.

@philtarpehdixon7441 3 жыл бұрын

Stay where you are. Do not try to confront him yourself. Bolt your doors and keep everything secure indoors. We would love to come, but there is a real crime going on somewhere and he is not black.

@lillyw2695 3 жыл бұрын

that is the worst spelling of "the 50s" i have ever read. thank you.

@ssh2449 3 жыл бұрын

"Potatoes and Bacon both share a commonality in that neither of them is a coconut" Thanks for the clarification

@jan_harald 3 жыл бұрын

they also share that with most humans...

@user___name2468 3 жыл бұрын

@@jan_harald nah im a coconut

@sharkdogs 3 жыл бұрын

I'll be honest, I was looking for this comment

@gracefvl. 3 жыл бұрын

@@user___name2468 really? Im a sammich

@inkamacron 3 жыл бұрын

@@gracefvl. Really? I’m a squid.

@RednailVal Жыл бұрын

This is wonderful!!

@rubendejo Жыл бұрын

I did not know I needed this today 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

@aminamokhtari7708 2 жыл бұрын

As a histopathologist, the fact that my field of work being the number one piece of useless information hit me in the feels 😭 😭

@soldier1913 Жыл бұрын

Damn

@sugarkane1571 Жыл бұрын

I’m sure it’s a very important study, but for non-medical students we just see every subcategory of medicine as “medical studies”

@glittergrapefruit5843 Жыл бұрын

what course did you study to become a histopathologist? Also is it a good/ fun job I'm really interested in it!

@jakubcejka9109 Жыл бұрын

Skill issue

@antoninbourdin163 Жыл бұрын

@@glittergrapefruit5843 it's a great job

@thewaterdraken7836 3 жыл бұрын

Schools: Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary! Edit: tysm for the likes this is actually insane.

@TristonPendarvis 3 жыл бұрын

well schools have tests and you have to study the info

@carter2858 3 жыл бұрын

@@TristonPendarvis the tests are still useless info

@cookiehawk 3 жыл бұрын

@@TristonPendarvis tests serve no purpose besides more stress

@TristonPendarvis 3 жыл бұрын

@@cookiehawk i was just saying that school made you do more work

@larryferguson6586 3 жыл бұрын

So true

@cadietuc 4 ай бұрын

i have never failed to fall asleep while listening to this, THANK YOU 🙏🙏🙏🙏

@ericvondell5157 3 ай бұрын

Useless Information Is ALL Phantom Knows!!! THIS Was The BEST KZfaq video Yet!💖🥰🎉🥳

@jeddparra5984 3 жыл бұрын

"Potatoes and Bacon both share a commonality in that neither of them is a coconut" *OH REALLY*

@bribri7872 3 жыл бұрын

I am also not a coconut .... *or am I*

@J.Millhouse 3 жыл бұрын

@@wramg You and I are not really coconuts... or ARE we?? *theme music plays

@mrlel1873 3 жыл бұрын

HHAAHAHAHAH this fucking killed me

@xandi8756 3 жыл бұрын

can i get a time stanp

@hazmat2823 3 жыл бұрын

It does say useless information...

@TheNunududu 3 жыл бұрын

Austin: "There are so many productive things you could be doing right now." Me: "Useless fact number 1."

@AlexeiLjanej 3 жыл бұрын

@Jeffery Jerome We love the Australians... but yes, they did lose a war to mf EMUS From new Zealand 🇳🇿

@sanic9246 5 ай бұрын

Now I'm waiting for an hour version of this.

@user-ir8py8lx3q 10 ай бұрын

I appreciate the transitions , thumbs up clever creativity :D

@jml6263 3 жыл бұрын

I physically nodded when he said "Still here?" as if to get him to get on with it and dispense me my useless facts.

@Krankify 3 жыл бұрын

I did that "frown smile" thing people do, then said "yup" and laughed as if he was right here ._.

@jml6263 3 жыл бұрын

@BLVGaming / Y1000 nods