that's a battle I'm not sure they're ready for....

Add emus for good measure.

@@h0ser they get to call themselves a Uruguayaning. They're ready for anything.

This comment is so early that it broke the laws of time

@@nick74u36 I just realized it now

IKR

ye fr only those eshays do

lol.. did you understand any of the slang in this guys clip?

@@johney3734 yeah he did pretty well

I bet 10 dollaridoos that this statement is not true.

Aussie here, we're happy to get along with yall too! We're basically brothers, even if we're at each other's throats occasionally.

@@Maxi25554 N R L

@@BananaTed it was anzac day 2 days ago btw so late lest we forget

@@Maxi25554same im a kiwi who lives in Australia in nz its really nice and over in perth i am running for my life from 12 magpies

Hey brother or sister, an aussie here, yeah our country's are pretty tight, and we (as the person a bit above me said) are very happy to be friends with you kiwis!

thing is, while we under-use our bore resources and whatnot but we cant fall in the trap of west USA which have basically used their entire aquifer on farming in sub-desert climates and is facing a massive watershortage.

@Peepee Train if we can work around not using the aquapher, we shouldn't, think of it as a water bank, only to be used when it is absolutely necessary...

@@peepeetrain8755 yeah and aquifers take a longggg time to replenish too

Not to mention we also don't have large desalination plants in use. Nations States like Israel for instance which have very little arable land and water basins have relied on desalination for water security, Australia has a few desalination plants but very few for the size of its population, if we did decide to use them as well as pipeline desalinated water across the country, it would very easily solve our water problem, we would never run out of water. In addition, we could manufacture man-made dams and catchments like other countries have, as when we do have big rain periods we could harvest enough water to survive through the dry periods. As for power, same thing on one side you have the "we can't use coal" and on the other you have the "we can't use renewables" camps. What we could do is use nuclear energy but it's currently banned and considering Australia has very strict standards for storage of nuclear material and plenty of inarable land to stick it in, it's really a no brainer for energy, we also have high reserves of uranium to us, but again the environmentalists will be up in arms. The problem we have really as a country is poor leadership and we're too focused on mining rather than creating infrastructure or cities. All the infrastructure we create is usually toll roads and highways or stadiums for cities, not pipelines or dams for catchments in rural areas. Or we create massive suburbs on the fringes of the cities and just have massive city expansion or urban sprawl. Our manufacturing is all pretty much gone too, car companies like Ford, Holden, Toyota all gone and moved their manufacturing overseas. Steel plants used to be big industry here but wages, electricity prices and other regulations made it expensive to produce steel here, so expensive that companies just ship the iron to another country from Australia and make it there. Power is getting more expensive for environmental concerns/reasons making industry just more expensive in general compared to other countries where electricity is far cheaper. Anything we do create now also has big budget blow outs or never meet deadlines like the Snow Hydro 2.0 or Melbourne's highway systems. We're just not a serious country anymore. We had a golden age between 1980-2008.

Got questions ask me thanks mate

Tasmania?, never heard of him

Cries in Tasmanian 🥲

Fuck Tasmania lmao

We like to pretend they're not there

@@jobet981 And we like it that way

wdym by any right to be?

@Young minds podcast I think just clueless to it lol.

Australia has a massive case of imposter syndrome, due to its penal colony history and it's wealth now being pretty much entirely generated from digging holes in the ground, as explained in the video

@@neznet Quite wrong there, and this video is ridiculous, misses alot and he rambles like a moron, crapping on Australia he sounds xenophobic.

@@Aussieboy329 we are a country of 25 million, in a land mass the size of the Continental United States which has a population of 320million in same space. Yes we are mineral rich, but that is often a curse than a blessing, when look at pretty much any country with resource boon. But yet we thrive, we strive to be the best we can be in all things. Our economy is robust, yea we get a lot from resource industries, but not beholden to it. We kick ass in sports at world level. Most of us look good in speedos 😛, and besides some hiccups we seems to have acquitted ourself well diplomatically and militarily. We punch well above our weight

Why?

@@joeydebus1329 because no one ever mentions it

YEAH, 🤣surprised you can't hear them laughing their heads off at such a stupid headline. Anyone who has spent any time in our Military, KNOWS the joke this stament is, and the joke is on all Australians who believe it.

as a tasmanian, glad to see we're still being ignored and cut off of maps.

As an Australia, I am too. However I also admit we are the "Notice me Sempai" meme in country form.

Rural here, too. Left the big stink some two decades ago, neva goin' back!

i appreciate you guys so much i live in melbourne so it's definitely noisier, but travelling up to places in rural victoria like echuca and stuff just humbles me can't even imagine the semi-desert and desert lands, so respect

Can we seriously put an end to the country/bush-v-city divide? It's a little boring. City people appreciate rural areas. We appreciate how important it is to have food security and agriculture. Fun fact for you though, just saying: agriculture contributes 3% of our GDP. Industry contributes 25%. But services, including financial services, contribute 65% of our GDP. And almost ALL activity in the financial services is in the cities. Your welcome! Also, you don't mind if we dig another big hole out over there somewhere do you? Thanks, we really appreciate it!!!

@Whack A … I was talking about how much I love where I live and everything it entails, I wasn’t making a thorough essay of the pros and cons of “rural vs city dwelling”, I would prefer to live rural, that doesn’t automatically mean I have some obscure competitive hatred for the city, I KNOW very well the benefits of the city, and the cons of living rural, it’s simply personal preference. You don’t need to write an economical spreadsheet on the superiority of cities and the shittiness of rural areas. It’s a personal opinion, not a competition. Chill out.

@@anneofgreengables9096 truth

No, Aussie food is good... If it's Lebanese.

True. If you want a really good Australian steak you need to go to Thailand or other Asian nations that import Aussie meat and seafood. Same goes with our prawns and lobsters. All the best stuff is sold off overseas.

Couldn’t disagree more. Go to Melbourne, some of the best restaurants and food in the world.

Well Australia has a lot of good food from all across the world, especially in the major cities

O que o pessoal fala dos animais é só piada ou o bixo pega mesmo? Eu tenho um cagaço com aranha se algum dia eu tiver a chance de ir pra Australia eu vo ficar pensando nisso kkkkkk

Housing is going to be tight for another 4-5 years. Huge immigration doesn’t help, especially for rental properties. Investors need to build more rentals (short and long term) as well. It’s less appealing for someone to lay down $$$$ for an uncertain future with successive governments changing tax laws on each other though. And for owner occupiers, it takes 1.5 years to build, and prices can’t be locked in due to inflation and scarcity of tradies. Plus the cost of land and build is likely to be higher than the banks valuation of the property. Such are the times we are living in. Zoning by local councils has a lot to answer for too. Careful to blame investors though.

@@bennyl7224 Australia cannot survive without even more immigration. It’s basically empty and needs more.

@@bennyl7224 The new stock immigrants from mainly Asia are more productive than the old stock immigrants from mainly Europe

@@yesiasked I didn’t say no immigration. I said the 4 years supply in 1 year when Australia was already 1-2 years behind building supply of houses makes houses more expensive to rent and buy

>tasmania >a real place pick one

We don't want those inbred bogans anyways. Maybe we'll accept them when they start using money instead of trading in cheese

We got rid of pennies decades ago.

you'd have a whole 10cents! (which is 10 to many) that's not counting the ones where Tasmania would be off screen, and does re-cont re-used maps

Tasmania's not a part of Australia bro. You must be thinking of New Zealand.

Same with NZ.

Yeah, but compared to almost all other countries we doin alright

yeah id say were pretty fucked, ill never buy a house probably. its actually insane how quick our inflation is rising. scary stuff

Why is inflation rising?

But we had a recession during the lockdowns in 2020. True, now we have record low unemployment, but that is partly because lockdowns made many older folk realise that retirement wasn't so bad...

except for the emu war, he forgot our national animals war against us.

@@user-zu8wk3yo5owe don’t talk about that

Hello, do you support a Creative society?

@@snowwolf7207 What's a "creative society"?

@@concept5631 prolly some Russian propaganda to recruit more cannon fodder--er--I mean, soldiers. Sad what’s become of the “2nd strongest military in the world”😩

@@abel_underwater They're barely the second best army in Ukraine.

I don't remember hearing anything about nuclear in the news, but I hope we do. With his much uranium we have it would be insanely cheap power.

No the reason we don’t manufacture steel here is because the bloody Kennett and Howard Governments sold off all our assets overseas and stopped us being self sufficient

We still make steel, although BlueScope is the only player there.

Check out "the Iron Boomerang". Great prospective project in the coming hard times

artificially inflated dollar by foreign players and unions destroyed our industry

@@VineFynn blue scope is owned by China.

Hard to buy a house and and expensive rent. Surprised there are not more homeless EDIT: Centrelink

Hey dude, not being disrespectful, but what does the Z in your pfp mean?

@@sirwahthemonke no way in hell are you assuming that a fucking Z means he supports Russia? Please don't tell me that's what you're doing here, God please no

More babies must be had

@Harry Groundwater that's if the skilled workers want to come back after what happened to them during covid lockdowns.

Adelaide is the arse crack of Australia

Maybe maralinga nuclear testing explain the strangeness of Adelaide population ,

Shhh, we don’t want those miserable Victorians knowing how good perth is!

In a few short simple steps I have a proposal that will close the divide between east and west Australia Firstly, that we rename and merge WA,SA and the NT into a mega state and just call it the desert. Maybe they can figure out a better name but clearly they haven't in over 100 years. Reissue the police with mad max style uniforms and vehicles. Next all Australian children are to be sent away to grow up in the desert unsupervised, those that survive to 18 can return to the east.

@@Sam-zu8pc dam straight should be building a wall coast to coast keep the Mexican s on their own side

You will love it. If you want to enjoy the outdoors and have a good balance of life, Perth is an excellent choice.

It's kind of like Brazil except English speaking and fractionally less corrupt.

@@StephensCrazyHour MUCH less corrupt

By all means, come on over

@@gdklinger3882 whatever you do, don't move to Perth, they have big ants it's actually a hell hole

Government gave everyone money. Kept ppl in their homes largely and kept them employed (largely), but the consequence of shutting down the economy and pumping money to everyone is inflation and an economy that needs time to correct itself

Are you familiar with the Creative Society?

@@snowwolf7207 - after a bit of searching, yes I’m now aware of them and no I’m not interested.

@@snowwolf7207 Why do you feel the need to repeat yourself, repeat yourself, repeat yourself, repeat yourself .....

@@frenzalrhomb6919 Because I feel the need to spread the word.

@@frenzalrhomb6919 how often do you smoke a pack of cigarettes before midday?

Fun fact, no-one can afford to buy a house to put a solar panel on.

That’s a useless fucking fact. That’s in every western country even here in Canada

we installed solar panels and i cant remember the last time we paid any energy bills. They stopped sending us bills after we installed them.

Well u still needs to maintenance your battery 🔋

"Fun fact about Australian housing. If you put a solar panel on your home you energy bill would be reduced and if you have enough solar panels the power plant will start paying you for power so have fun with that fact." You guys believe the wildest stuff Sure they do that but when you need energy they charge heaps When you supply it they give you bugger all Peak hour prices We are being led into price gouging nonsense

Which is only possible by establishing high levels of automation from the start. If we had cheaper energy and solved our water supply issues with more advanced desalination technology, we could make a ridiculous amount of money.

@@namanish450 i feel like the fact that most of the country by area is desert and semidesert you could just go with 100% solar based desalination and turn the brine into salt. Basically use concentrated solar to generate electricity and use that to power desalination plants and dump the brine is classic evaporation basins uses to harvest salt since the dawn of time. And with a large enough resevoir it should be reasonable to only run the desalination plants durring the day while the sun is shining. (I have a theory about making an "open cycle" con solar desalination plant but am unsure of its economic feasibility)

The big corporations just want more profit australia made many things in the 1960s 1970s but australian government signed the Lima declaration in 1973 ensuring are manufacturing got relocated to china and elsewhere in the third world

I wouldn’t say it’s small though, sure it’s unnoticed and has a low population. We live on the 6th largest country, but i get watcha mean

@@FortyFiveUltimate45 True. Are you Australian as well?

@@ewanwaugh5817 yeah

I feel like we get mentioned a lot, but only stereotypes. Nothing about the actual country

Coming to Australia this year for higher studies, can't wait to see the beautiful country and meet the amazing people there.

One thing he got wrong was that he called the convicts murderers when they were just poor people stealing their food

When it's more expensive for properties to run power lines than put in solar, the logical decision is solar. However, the way our energy economics are being destroyed, that economic decision, to put solar into your remote property, will prove even more beneficial, in the coming few years.

@@savagegfry problem with solar is they break down very quickly due to converting solar into heat then into power which degrades the hell out of components and the hotter s place gets the more the battery is more likely to swell or explode great for a time but not sustainable financially or resource wise

That won't stop government closing you down. According to the dill pickles at the WEF/UN all of those cattle burping and farting are destroying the planet don't you know. Farmers in the Netherlands tried to go green and use the best sustainable farming practices and latest technology too. All that led to was the government wanting to close 3000 + of their farms down. So all of your good work will go unrewarded once the government comes to close down your cattle station. Same thing is happening in NZ with their dairy industry.

@@LegendOfTheFLame393why not just get one of your really drunk mates and make them push a little wheel round and round to make energy, done jt before and it powered a piece of paper

We have fucktons of water, the government is just to stupid to regulate it properly

@@Baller474 not this year

💀

He said energy is cheap lmao

@@James-wq7su if only our natural resources were nationalised or majority controlled by the Commonwealth of Australia, instead of these private conglomerates who get government subsidies for continuous "growth".

but papua new guinea is cooperating with china so we're losing allies that are right next to us

Yeah nah a lot of people call em doggos

@@doggowhisperer6844 😳

Remarkable how H0ser, who shitposts, does a more accurate summary of Australian demography and economy than a lot of so called political channels and he did it as a foreigner. What non Australian ever mentions negative gearing?

At least housing is cheaper than Hong Kong.

@@1mol831 slience

EE is terrible lol

FriendlyJordies would like a word.

Like dollaroo? Jeez I know there is some slang like lobster for a twenty or pineapple for a fifty but I never heard anyone use it. dollaroo? Never even heard of it. There's more slang about cigarettes than money. A ciggy, a fag, a durrie, a smoke, a rollie, even a bumper.

@@David_Beames a dart

@@David_Beames The only people using Dollarydoo are people using it ironically as a reference to The Simpsons.

@@TheMGSlow Is that where it comes from? Cheers.

@@TheMGSlow Or people who REALLY like bluey.

Hello, do you support a Creative society?

I watched a movie Van Diemens land ...like all about Australia its about convicts but this time they turned cannibal

@@greysonholtz because he is telling a story and that is what was said. Henry Grey would not have said send them to Australia. Quotes can break all rules of English as your typing what was said. Cause your right..no one says Van Diemen’s land anymore. Not even this guy👆

@@greysonholtz I'm aware. I used the name that was used at the time, rather than the name we use today. Otherwise I'd be anachronistic. You should note I also used the term 'Cape Colony' - rather than 'Western Cape'. Same reason it is inaccurate to say "In 1619, some of the first African slaves landed in the USA" because the USA didn't exist then. Rather, it is more accurate to say "In 1619, some of the first African slaves landed in Jameston in the Virginia Colony (which was later incorporated in the USA)".

Best decision they ever made :D

its a Dankpods reference as far as im aware. hes a tech KZfaqr from Adelaide

@@Lift_CT it was also in the Australian show Bluey

i call them Bucks or Dollars

@@Pearll_. Yeah I my niece watches it on TV. The animators are fans of Dankpods

Well there is water down south the government just fucked up dirt and plant laws so the water pools up (and floods) or soaks into the ground/gets wasted

yea poor aussys have lost 2 wars to them >.>, but hay look at how much free training there special forces get

Australia never even lost the “Emu War”, uneducated fools IYKYK

@@IC3XR i mean you shot a few thousand rounds killed about 10 emus then left before they retaliated >.>, which there push back i hear claimed 1 farmer 3 tractors a drop bear, summoned a plunge of toads, and they dropped Side 2 (wonder who will get this reference)

LOL, as an Aussie, I am constantly amazed at the number of idiots that actually exist in this world.

@@zetaking2909 the Australian government, after witnessing the colossal fuckup, issued farmers a bounty for emu culling. Farmers slaughtered 57,000 emus, the farmers made some $, and fence technology improved. You = 🤡

Everything about our culture is pretty accurate though lets be honest.

@Yoda on Fire really? Where bouts are you?

This is true. Honestly, if you ask anyone here, it’s probably more likely they’ve visited Bali in Indonesia than anywhere in the country outside of Western Australia

@Yoda on Fire Are you saying that for the memes? h0ser's theory on us losing our water for food exports is *absolutely absurd!* We have groundwater here!

@Yoda on Fire no, just watch fat pizza. That's a good insight into Aussie culture. Edit: (well, at least West Sydney).

actually he could be fined for not staying it was a ad right away

Just so we're clear. Australian is a hybrid of British *ehem* I mean. English and American (sometimes) mostly a hybrid of *ehem* English

If there is nuclear armageddon no one would survive in the long run.

South America, Africa, and the rest of South East Asia/Oceania will be relatively untouched. They will have to struggle with the winter. Much of their population will survive compared to Northern Latitudes.

@@lif3andthings763 The UK and Ireland will be cool, too

@@jasonhaven7170the UK is a nuclear power so it will also probably be nuked

@@jasonhaven7170 Bro... the UK is a nuclear power. They're 100% getting wiped off the face of the earth. Ireland is close enough, and far north enough, that they would face immense struggles in the fallout.

VICTORIA MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️🗣️ WTF IS A STABLE WEATHER SYSTEM 🗣️💪😤

@@FleshWizard69420 Imagine having stable weather it was over 35 degrees for 3 days :D

Walking 2 km in the mornin, rotting away at school, and then walking back 2 km in 30 degree heat made me lose 3 brain cells

This is legendary

Such as being called at bloody half past 5 in the morning by my insurance company who happen to be based over East. Bloody hated that, problem is they just don't think that there's a three hour difference.

@@SugmaDick That's a good point. I work in finance and probably made some of those calls and rightfully got told off for doing so. It is not that we don't know, it is either we don't care and/or we may only have a mobile number and assume you are not in WA(if we dont check or know your address). In regards to call centres and whatnot some companies close their phone lines at 7 or 8pm to specifically cater for WA but probably an equal amount don't. Personally, I feel like WA would be better off having some of their financial services done in Perth instead of the East Coast. Like the big banks, insurance companies and superannuation companies should set up offices in Perth specifically for people in WA. If WA ever does want to succeed from the rest of Australia(being a bunch of rich bogans) then you would probably want to starting running your own financial services institutes rather than finding yourself cut off financially.

@@EatMyShortsAU we DID used to have our own banks, now they have all been folded into, or are owned by, the big 4 🫤 We do still have some insurance companies WA based.... but as with everything if they want to make more money they need more people to join them so up sticks and move interstate, merge with other companies Aus wide, or are just sold off, forgetting we exist!

@@Shado_wolf I just left w.a for Qld..the only state with more money and better infrastructure is nsw. W.A still owns the TAB I believe..I hope they never let that go. No other states seem to benefit from royalties to region..w.a schools roads everything is better funded. The rail system in Perth is leaps ahead of others as far as train stations go they do not look like vast steel industrial areas you see in Sydney. I did not realise how behind the other states are. Sydney is the only place I see money spent like W.A does.

@@adamhastie5718no no no, don't you know we are Wait Awhile 🙄🤨 our transperh system USED to be one of the best and cheapest in the world in terms of our population size and distances we can travel on it. Don't know how it rates these days but with a 2 zone cap I'd say it's still one of the cheapest. I love Perth, I'm not a city person so it's about as big of a city I think I could handle, but there isn't much we don't have!! A new theme park would be nice but Adventure World is so much better than it was when I was growing up so that's ok.

Um, what? Half of the information in this video is over exaggerated and/or wrong

@@trevor623 Much better than 20+yrs old books with less info than a 5min video. Edit: Just check all geo textbooks i used to learn (excluding uni), only four pages about Oceania, let alone Australia.

i learnt all of this stuff in geography and economics maybe you need to pay more attention

@@trevor623 please give me some examples? Because I think that’s YOURE the one who’s wrong, and misrepresenting the video.

Yep, Californian lifestyle for 9 of 10 Australians

@@TenOrbital aaaah fuck, this sucks.

Honestly I find the tableland/ highland regions of NSW, southern QLD, and the Adelaide Hills to have the best climates. Look up places like Orange, NSW, Toowoomba, QLD, and Sterling, SA on Wikipedia and go to the "Climate" chapters. Also our inland is where all our food comes from unless you are talking about centre to northern QLD.

pacific. ocean.

@@TenOrbital yep too right mate but without the endless miles of homelessness seen everywhere in every major city, the racial tensions, rampant crime, urban decay, & let's not forget the unchecked anarchy... Chaz etc. We have little bits of most of this but nothing on the scale one sees in Cal.

The US would have to go from 21.3 trillion to 1.5 trillion in gdp.. I don't think that's going to happen

@@Joker-no1uh The United States doesn't even have to lower its GDP for its economy to eventually suffer, just has to continue incurring debt at the same rate it is now and the majority of that GDP is going to become worthless. US current debt to GDP ratio is 120% Australia's is not even 60%. 🤣

@@niccijay4683 High debt isn't necessarily a bad thing, if it was the US wouldve collapsed into economic chaos decades ago, in the meantime my relatives who just moved there a year ago are living a neat life.

@@niccijay4683that’s not how economics work

@willevensen7130 ahh really? Thanks for the ever so useful lesson in economics professor, I can see you really know your stuff. 🤣🤣

Went there once. I'll never forget how Melbourne is basically new York at night

Melbournes as shit hole you can play spot the white person there

Massively woke so stuff em.

I'm glad that our cattle station in the Kimberely sits ontop of a massive underground basin. More water than we could ever need 25m below our feet. We only do cattle though so don't need much but apparently we could change to irrigation across the whole station and our neighbours and still have enough.

Not really as he didnt include tasmania at all really

Yeah we're almost a service economy

Remember the Emus

I work in Finance and live in Sydney. You would be suprised at how many people I meet that works in this field.

Good point.

I have never seen so many cockroaches as when I lived in Wollongong just 40 minutes south of Sydney. Incredibly beautiful city + coast though.

Simple solution for ya - buy a car and live further out of the city where you can afford it.

@@BasedinReality1984 I hope you're American because that sounds extremely American. In other words, not applicable to put it kindly. In case you haven't realized despite this (and several other) videos, Australia is extremely sparsely populated (no, America is not even close) and extremely urbanised. The cities also include the suburbs which is where almost all housing is. Australian cities are also some of the most sprawling on the planet - Melbourne city is almost 10,000 square kilometres in area. Consequently due to this centralisation over 90% of the states population lives there. Thanks to negative gearing and various economic factors, houses regardless of location is growing ever more expensive (as this video would have informed you on if you watched it).

@@pronumeral1446 I went to a friends place in Wollongong flats on the north side, more cockroaches then I’ve ever seen, putrid

I cant afford a house in an affluent area ( play race card now) So all the white people are bad and discriminate. Very, very slowly becoming an adult I would say.

Totally agree

also agree but you missing the good for good onya mate hurt my Australian soul

@@RN-19924 wait really i say good onya and onya interchangeably just like thanks and thank you