Jokes on them. Charlie used to brag about being a virgin.

9-1-1 whats your emergency? *$1.02*

knowing Australia's humour, 99% of those comments are jokes- edit: sorry, I apologise, I meant $1.02 of those comments are jokes-

I just want to add my 2 cents and say $1.04

I believe you should versus Brian Taylor in a slapping competition

Critikal is gonna get so much $1.02 donations now.....

Charlie's a virgin in the beginning of all my fanfics ;(

Charlie is a virgin in my headcanon. Saving himself for me.

What are the odds of Brian Taylor coming to the official podcast? $1.02

Did you live in your mom's basement Yes What did it cost 1.02

Just called the one guy who used to brag about being a virgin a virgin. He is absolutely crushed.

This is an old video but I couldn’t see any comments explaining it clearly, and there seemed to be a lot of confusion even in the replies of comments that did try to explain it. About the $1.02 thing: That is how betting odds work in Australia. It is actually a very useful system. It expresses the same odds that other countries use like 10-1 or 7-3 but instead of fractions it is expressed as the pay-out for every dollar bet. So a 10-1 bet would be a $10 bet. 2-1 would be a $2 bet. This doesn’t seem very useful until you get to other fractions. Odds of 7-3 are $2.33. This makes it easier to compare to other odds, say on other horses or with other bookies. 13-5 and 5-2 are $2.60 and $2.50. So out of those three 7-3 are the worst odds. This is another misconception I saw. 7-3 on paper is the best chance. But if three different book keepers had 7-3, 5-2 and 13-5 as their odds, 7-3 would pay you out the least. In this way the Australian convention shows people not what the best odds are, but really what we care about and that is the best price. Like at ~$2.50 you know the horse is a favourite, who really cares like it’s a front runner, but who has the best odds, that is what our $x.xx convention demonstrates really well. Maybe we’re all just heavy gamblers, (I’m not and I know all this sooo... yeah it’s kinda cultural) but that’s our system. And it’s actually pretty useful. The $1.02 thing was saying “It’s a sure bet.” That means a $100 bet would pay just $2 in net winnings. It makes perfect sense here.

And on the moist meter the Killer Bean gets... $1.02

What are the odds of someone seeing critikal in hunger games $1.02

Commander: this will be a near suicide mission, the odds are against us. Soldier: What are the odds of us getting out alive? Commander: $1.02

Boomer: *Gets made fun of* Australian fans: *ǝsᴉou uʍop ǝpᴉsdn ʎɹƃu∀*

The chance that Charlie is lying about not being a virgin? $1.02

Did you do it? Yes What did it cost? $1.02

Charlie reddit couldn't tell it was jokes because u didn't put /s

Bit late here but to shed some light on the $1.02 thing; Our country of Australia is so absolutely fucked on gambling that $1.02 does make a lot of sense. In an sports betting scenario, one team's odds are $1.02 and the other $2.78. This means for every $1 you bet on team A winning, and they do, you'll receive $1.02. On the other hand, for every $1 you bet on team B, and they win, you'll get $2.78. For the record, $1.02 is insanely low. You'd probably never see odds that low. So old mate saying $1.02 as the odds was implying that it's so likely that you're gonna be living in your parent's basement @ 30, that it's hardly worth putting the money on, and it's insulting to think otherwise.

Article: *Neck bearded virgin* Cr1itkal: Hold my fleshlight

ME: What are the odds of me living after this operation Doctor: $1.02

Reddit being a toxic, estrogen soaked cesspool of humorless degenerates? Wow, in other news, water is wet.

I'm a proud Australian but anyone that gets mad at Charlie over this, is an embarrassment to the country.

Charlie: "I'm not a virgin" Fanfic writers: "No, my canon has been shattered!"

What are the odds of bagging a coleman in ‘86 kicking 100 snags BT ? $1.02

charlie’s face after saying $1.02 made me spit out my cereal

5:55 That's getting more and more accurate by the day

fyi Charlie said "jokes" 102 times in this video

Boomer rage is the aftermath of pee pee dysfunction

I've done the research, the odds of we surviving this decade is $1.02

3:14 that's easily the best comeback to being called a virgin I've ever heard

What are the odds that 90% of these comments are all *$1.02* jokes *$1.02*

Everybody gangsta till the kangaroos use Facebook.

He's not hypocritical He's moistcrit1kal

5:53 is why I love Charlie lmfao. Hes just like "yeah, ok.. you got me there" lmfao. This is the coolest dude out there.

What are the odds that the guy googling lolly porn watches anime now? $1.02

If I had a cent for every time Charlie says "jokes" in this video, I'd have $1.02.

Me: What's 0.78GBP in USD Friend: $1.02

As both an Australian and a fan of Charlie, this is hilarious.

$1.02 is all you gonna have left after I clean you out over waifu souls

"How dumb is Reddit overall?" Yes

5:18 What English sounds like to non-english speakers.

A year and a half later and Reddit is still mad at Charlie for telling jokes. Some things never change.

Odds of Charlie cutting his hair? $1.02

I didn't know Australia was known for it's salt mines.

Sometimes I forget how different Australia is to every other country

Got a facebook ad on this one 😂

Next week on Jake Paul's channel: Confronting Internet Bully penguinz0

Cant wait for the John Wick Hair DLC to come out

The $1.02 is how odds are presented in Australia. For every $1 you bet you win $1.02. Essentially meaning it's a sure bet so will not be paying out much.

"if you wanna make me a virgin for your own headcanon lore im fine with that" im absolutely writing some juicey fan art now

* Making a joke in 2019 * *_Wait, that's illegal._*

Charlie: I'm not a virgin. Me: ...gasp

I honestly love your sense of humor cause it is homest things and you put it in the funniest ways nobody would think of.

Drinking game: take a shot every time Charlie says the word "jokes"

what're the odds of Charlie dropping a Brian Taylor diss track $1.02

Remember that Simpsons episode where Bart has to apologize to Australia? Watch out, Charlie. You might get booted.

Eat a pepper everytime Charlie says “Jokes”

he is so calm and aggressive at the same time that he cant lose any fight or argument

How can Australian Facebook get mad at you? *_Like, Australia doesn't exist_*

Odds of the $1.02 meme taking off? $1.02

new drinking game for everytime charlie says jokes

"Thats fair, you got me there" marry me cr1tikal

"Am I the only one googling lolly porn" GRANDPA NO! Edit: Yes, I know it's loli but the old guy spelt it as lolly

What do you want for breakfast? *$1.02*

5:19 Me when my crush asks me if I like her

Dude, you the best keep doing you man.

Me: What are the odds of Moist f*cking his own fleshlight? Guy: $1.02.

Charlie was classified as Australia's biggest enemy Technically speaking, he can be considered as a emu now

the odds of this video getting recommended to me a year later its like $1.02

Honestly yeah I can agree.. Ill admit, I've used reddit twice and quite a few people overall are shit Overall Reddit is pretty toxic

*Random Guy in the Internet:* $1.02 *Community:* _You can make a meme out of this_

Odds of him understanding it's a joke . . . . . . $1.02

you cracked me up with the team of elite gamers

The odds of Charlie still being a virgin is $1.02

As an Australian who loves AFL, loves big boy BT and has watched Cr1tikal since I was in year 8, I gotta say $1.02

You: $3.50 I, an intellectual: $1.02

5:14 how do you come up with this on the spot this man is a genius

Everytime Cr1tikal looks at the camera and pauses after reacting to some complete bullshit, I laugh for 5 minutes straight

Odds that we will shitpost BT on facebook now? $1.02

Footage of Keanu Reeves' twin brother roasts Australian Facebook

As an Australian i can say that Australian facebook is always mad at someone it is your time to shine

Bro I swear there was a 4 min unstoppable ad before this

Charlie: what are the odds that you will give me bits Me: $1.02

salty spitoon how tough are you? *$1.02*

I searched Brian Taylor and your vid was one of the first ones. That possibly means that the Facebook participant's were searching his name to get their Brian Taylor fill for the day.

As an Australian myself, we forgives you Charlie :)

Goddammit, Critikal, every time I see a title of your video I think it's gonna be clickbait, but you legitimately have one of the wackiest lives in the world.

*Han Solo:* Never tell me the odds! *Australia:* $1.02 *Me:* *YES*

“Reddit is the most humorless place on the internet” r/prequelmemes : I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND

“This comment.....that’s...I mean that’s fair” I liked that part 😂

$1.02 is becoming a new meme. I'm so proud of this community

That feel when you bagged a Coleman in '86 kicking 100 snags BT

Ngl didnt understand this video until i turned my phone upside down

This is practically ancient by now, but holy thank you for the BT video, as an Australian that shit was GOLD

The logic is real Norte dame memes Reddit: 😂 Making jokes about a middle aged father Reddit: 😡

Dr. Strange: I've looked through the multiverse and have seen 14,000,605 different outcomes. Iron Man: How many of those do we win? Dr. Strange: ...$1.02.

As an Aussie this amused me greatly

Charlie:*breaths* Some random social media site in Pakistan:so you have chosen....death