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I will never emotionally nor financially recover from this -B

Feels like most of these authors were aware of your soft spot for pets and went all-in in abusing it to get better grades

Kayla pronouncing “hentai” more accurately than Daniel almost felt like a flex… but in a good way? Great on-screen chemistry you two!

The "disappointed parents" energy my video game/Blu-ray shelf got from Daniel and Kayla hit me like a bitch slap through the screen. I will now hang my head in shame.

"Oh, Daniel's partner is doing one of these, this is going to be super wholesome! " Kayla: *absolutely decimates some authors in the most vicious roasts yet* "Ah yes, she is fit to lead the goblin horde."

Kayla: "You guys actually surpassed my expectations..." Kayla, throughout the entire video: *Inflicting emotional damage*

I love how Daniel felt the need to get Kayla to promise to be mean and then she was way more ruthless than him (in the best way possible). Her energy plays really well off of Daniel's chaos.

Okay, but when can my color-coded, textbook-loaded bookshelf get in on this action?

I'm delighted how my little, fiendishly-complicated surname got Daniel's tongue twisted up into a herculean knot, but Kayla kept trying until she got it right. Well done!

Haha! Never been happier with a B in my life 😂 glad the effort of getting Brego to sit still while I took the photo wasn’t wasted 😉

“Don’t be a coward, Nicholas.” 😂 Also the switch to his second shelf pic where Kayla was so disappointed and Daniel was cackling made me laugh so hard

I would love watching Daniel roasting his own bookshelf!

Is it bad that I want to get a new bookshelf and organise my entire collection JUST for Daniel to roast it?

Lol, the fact that "build a shelf" is the response after "that's classist of you, not everyone can afford a shelf" tells me you guys haven't been down the lumber end of a hardware store in a while 🤣 I've been listening to my carpenter husband complain how much it costs to have materials on hand for like 3 years now.

Kayla’s just as mean/even meaner than Daniel. She’s a keeper, dude.

Ooh please have Kayla come back for more roasts! It was so fun having both opinions shared and you bounce off of each other so well. God I love these bookshelf roasts. Thanks for a delightful time

The best thing about these kinds of partner videos is when one says something like "why is your room temperature at 72" and the other just explodes "we have HAD this conversation!" Just a fun window into people's lives.

Kayla understood the assignment and then proceeded to to all the extra credit work, side quests, and bonus questions in typical Kayla fashion. I loved every second of this.The energy, chemistry, and pure savagery. I have a good hunch I know who these authors are going to base their next villainess on. Keep up the awesome content

The most unfortunate thing about this video is how it completely destroyed all my audible credits

i love how deadpan your girlfriend's humor is. never really one to go over the top (which i love and is me) or even break the mood of what she's saying, but you can still tell she's clearly joking. committing to the bit is important in humor. i respect it.

I immediately paused this video to buy one of the books so good job promoting these authors Daniel! 😊

0:33 AC Cobble - King's Ranger 0:54 Overly Sarcastic Productions - No book submitted; excellent KZfaq channel, though. 1:39 Ben Galley - The Written 2:14 C.A. McDivitt - I Brought Our World's Magic to this Other World! 2:38 Bryce O'Connor - Mark of Kings 3:44 David Estes - Fatemarked 4:31 Nicholas Ames - No Book Listed; I assume he's famous enough to not need the bump, though. 5:47 Davis Ashura - Memories of Prophecies 6:16 Val Neil - Dark Apprentice: Fall of Magic; Book One 7:04 Dawn Chapman -Winter Harvest 7:19 Dyrk Ashton - Rise of Gods; Wrath of Gods; War of Gods 7:51 G.D. Penman - Dungeons of Strata 8:22 JA Andrews - A Keeper's Tale 8:59 Jay Boyce - Adapt: A Touch of Power 9:24 John Bierce - The Wrack 9:44 Michael Chapman - The Sixth Realm Part. 1 10:09 Phil Tucker - The Iron Circlet 10:57 SM Bryce - Wraithblade 11:25 RI Barker - The Bone Ships 12:02 Tao Wong - A Thousand Li: The First Step 13:02 Travis Baldree - Legends and Lattes 13:19 Virginia McClain - Sairo's Claw 14:08 Zamil Akhtar - Gunmetal Gods 14:59 Jen Macintosh - Blood of Ravens 15:44 Christopher Warman - Albadone 16:35 Jackson Dicker - The Quest for the Golden Plunger 17:51 Emma C. Ellinson - Athen's Misfortune 19:02 J. Smith - Chaos Reigns: Oath Broken 19:57 Jeremy Szal - Stormblood 20:27 Vaishnavi Patel - Kaikeyi

Goblin: Dang that's a bit warm, don't you think? Kayla: *Unleashes a retort with the power of a thousand suns*

PDGDBAB with Maddy and Bookshelf Roast with Kayla is delightful

Daniel calling that guy a Unabomber look alike might be the craziest thing he’s ever called someone on video lmfao

I was looking forward to this. Especially, after seeing what Red from OSP had submitted on Twitter, because I knew the reaction was going to be great.

one day when i have a better bookshelf i hope to have Daniel roost it

"who keeps their house at 72?" me: *glances to the thermostat that's currently at 74 degrees* ....idk man

14:54 "You have a book called 1001 inventions. Take a gander through it and maybe there's a better bookshelf." 😂😂

This video is great cause we not only get a hilarious roast by Daniel and Kayla but also promotes these authors that might otherwise go unnoticed Edit: also maybe Daniel should read the book of the winner next time

All hail the Goblin Queen, seriously. Good job Daniel, I'm happy you found someone who so wonderfully matches your energy.

I’ve been attacked. Hobby Lobby is everything to me, and I want to vindicate the author with the fake plants. As soon as I’m done with this video, I plan on buying all of the Hobby Lobby faux greenery in existence & all of the authors published works. That is all, thank you.

7:20 can't believe zero mention of having FOUR copies of the fall of babel, but zero copies of books 1, 2, or 3 in that series lmao

Kayla came into this series and really brought in the roasts we've all been waiting for 🔥🔥🔥

I LOVED the energy in this one, and how much Kayla tried to pronounce all the names right! that was so lovely

I actually prefer the messier, second-hand bookshop style bookshelves/stacks 😅

Oh god. There are two roasters now. I have an even greater fear submitting to them….so totally gonna submit again

I think I would cry if Kayla roasted my shelf, she has opinions hahaha I am here for it.

Seeing Guy Gavriel Kay's novels on a bookshelf always puts a smile on my face.

Mom: Is this an add for all these guys books? Me: I dont care my Amazon shopping cart is now full.

That is actually the proper display method for katanas. One does not put a katana on the wall, like a greatsword, or axes

No matter what I have going on, a good Goblin & Kayla Bookshelf Roast always elevates the tone of my day. Thank you!

TIL I have the opposite shelf-decorating-tastes as Daniel. 😅 I prefer the creepy cozy antique shelf vibes. If it's too neat, it isn't lived in!

Great. Now I have to go and buy all of these beautiful books. Thanks, Daniel, for expanding my already gigantic TBR!

I have a book wardrobe. I keep my books in my wardrobe(coz I don't have a proper bookshelf), and keep my clothes in a tiny cupboard. Better than the box I previously had them in

Omg wow, that coffee cup is the PERFECT gift for my eloquently spoken wife! Who knew watching a roast of bookshelves would lead me to the perfect birthday present! "I do not spew profanities, I enunciate them clearly like a fucking lady" 🤣🤣🤣 Update: She opens it tomorrow. I'm so excited! I bought two incase one was broken lol Second Update: SHE FLIPPIN LOVED IT! All her friends are saying "it's so her" and stuff. I win this birthday! Woohoo! (I'm not the best gift-giver) thank you Daniel Green for randomly finding me the best b-day present! (She also got a *bunch* of pokemon cards which was her request. Yes, we are in our 30's 🤣)

I'm subscribing just for Daniel's laugh. I'm sure he heard weirder stuff, but anyone who laughs like that deserves to be given the entire internet on a silver plate.

Bwahaha! I honestly expected y'all to be much crueler with the shelves my 5yo uses as toy storage. I'll let her know you don't approve of her twinkle lights. 😉 All the books I've read in the past 10 years are on my kindle, which is why there's not much recent stuff on the shelves. Thanks for the roast! That was fun!

Y'all are just perfect for each other, feeding off of each other's energy in the best freaking way! Loved this!

What a great idea for promoting other authors. This is awesome, Goblin King!

I was not expecting Kayla to be so damn good at these roasts 😂😂

My husband is in the middle of building me new bookshelves, and these roasts kind of make me want to send in a picture once they are done. 😅

I like the sword And the one that look someone dies in it, thats atmosphere. An blues is nice Derek ashton is a boss.

These may be some of my favorite videos of yours. Always makes me want to reorganize my bookshelf.

I love that I have either read or plan to read most of these authors. Fun to see these And the one's I haven't, they're being added

I love how all books I got interested in reading are available on kindle Unlimited.

We can never have enough of these videos!

Damn I love this channel. As a new(ish) book nerd and someone who is beginning their own collection, I love seeing other shelves and what books people have.

Honestly Kayla's roasts hit harder than Daniels. Like he said he made her promise to be mean, but something tells me he didn't have to ask too hard. Girl was dealing emotional damage lol

these are always so fun to watch - especially from authors LOL it's made me be much more intentional with my bookshelves too so that's a plus

"I brought our world magic to this other world" sounds like some generic isekai anime/manga LMAO

This is the best Bookshelf Roast so far. I love Kaylas takes.

Totally not using this video to discover some authors I'd never heard of

Lol the one author has the "This is Fine" meme plushie. That is amazing! Jeremy!!! He is fantastic 😋.

This was amazing. Kayla's additional comments were cheff's kiss as well

Daniel never misses haha these are gold

We need more videos with Kayla!!!!

This is the best series that ever existed, please never stop

love it. will definitely bookmark this video so that I can check out some of the authors.

Ah, Daniel's scheme has started to get Brandon Sanderson to show his bookshelf.

The clap at the start was the smoothest thing I saw this month

fun to see a few on writing and worldbuildings tucked in there

The empty one at 8:50 looks like someone took the dry wall off and some how made the joyce beams into shelves. I'm into it.

Kayla should be in more of these! You guys play off each other so well, and she is sooo good at roasting!

Kayla: “So you choose EMOTIONAL DAMAGE”

KZfaq is acting weird again and not letting me like the video. So, I thought I’d share my appreciation for the great video and the great people in the comments!

Not gonna lie, RJ Barker's book shelf just made me put the Bone ships next on my TBR.

I love this Chaotic duo

Thanks for the roast guys, and the A+

If you ever did a video of coffee shop or roast reviews, that would be the crossover I didn't know I needed

Nicholas' pile of books really reminds me of the used book store in my home town. Just books crammed into every available space.

Thank you for validating my thermostat preferences at the end of the video. I keep my apartment at 68 most of the time

This was fun. And I checked out a number of the authors, and had to buy Legends And Lattes just for the title

Talk about absolute pure concidence: as you showed Dyrk Ashton's Paternus series I literally just opened a chrome page on Book Depository to order his 3rd book

Way to drop back in the Sean Astin clip! Literally laughed at my desk. The missed opportunity: rating Stephen King's bookshelf (I dare you)

im so obsessed with this series oh my lord

That "Hi!" at the beggining was the cutest thiiing lol Also, I'm surprised when an author has so few books ._.

😅 "Don't worry about it they're just for decoration!" The inconspicuous "hunting knives" and that look.. lol you didn't look scared at all.. priceless! Love J. Smith's Oath Broken! I am just going to have to buy the next book too and help contribute to the Upgrade the 'College Container' fund. 😉 Loved the roast!

These are always so fun

I just found the best comedy I didn’t even know I needed 😂

This one made my morning.

not only was this a fun video, I got more series to start reading

This was great. Loved seeing all the LitRPG authors featured in this one! I'm going to have to send mine through for the next author book roast... >:)

Yay. Kayla. Awesome to see you.

12:32 Hardcore Margo Robbie in "A Wolf of Wall Street" Vibes HAHAHAHAHA

I had to get one of the record stack style bookshelves. My collection out grew the bookshelves I already had and I didn't have enough room for another full one.

Now I'm insecure about my pretty little fairy lights on the top shelf of my bookcase! Also 100% agree about no stuff on top 😜

Best part of my morning.

There may never have been more of a keeper in all of time then Kayla!!