Authorized Personnel Only - The Hatch To Hell and Trolling Nice People In Terrible Ways

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@zachbrenner9959 6 ай бұрын

This man casually flashes furry inflation art across my screen when talking about the very serious topic of delta p. I really hope it's not a self insert

@Physicsduck 6 ай бұрын

Don't be throwing rocks at me from your glass closet, you identified the artwork. ;) That's literally the first image in the second row that comes up on a Google image search for Delta P.

@KevanTess 2 ай бұрын

While trying to confirm if this was true which it was, I typo delta p as detla 1 then delta q. Which both of those keys were on the complete wrong side of the keyboard.

@ogonbio8145 2 ай бұрын

I skipped ahead and missed it, then read your comment… now I have to go back

@abundantharmony 2 ай бұрын

@@Physicsduck Glass closet. Ha. If you ain't got wit, you ain't got shit.

@jasonmurawski5877 Ай бұрын

I had to do a double take and go back to make sure my eyes hadn't decived me

@bradwilmot5066 2 жыл бұрын

"This is braille, and it says You're Fucked!"... And, that was fuckin' funny! (For those who don't know, I'm mostly blind and use braille all the time)

@harleysheldon8614 3 ай бұрын

That shit had me LAUGHING

@dopplerfox 2 жыл бұрын

3:37 was NOT expecting to see that image here! 🤣

@SeanBZA 3 жыл бұрын

Carriage bolts because those were the only ones that fitted, and of course nobody ever put a nice coat of grease on the threads ever. Time to break out the sparkly wrench and get those studs nice nad red hot first, then allow to cool a little before giving them a bath in automatic transmission fluid, then take another nut and weld to the stud, and try to undo them. That has a good chance of getting half of them out, the rest will fight you all the way. New bolts, nicely greased, and a nice grease coat on the lip and the side of the panel, will mean the next guy will get it open. BTW, that 1/4 NPT nipple is there to allow you to see if the level under the portal is low enough to open, without flooding the turbine room.

@mrobviuos74 7 ай бұрын

That crab had the same fate as the Ripley crossbreed alien when it got sucked out the portal window into Space.😢

@manonthebrain 2 жыл бұрын

Delta P video was recommended to me over the years. It's great party conversation 0.0

@camtheman559 Жыл бұрын

Once it's got you......

@TantalumPolytope 10 ай бұрын

@@camtheman559It's got you

@Tactical2Wheels 2 жыл бұрын

Are we just gonna gloss over that Delta P illustration at 3:38?

@eppicshotgun1281 2 жыл бұрын

3:37 made me do a fuckin double take lmfaoooo

@ThePiGuy24 2 жыл бұрын

3:37 welp, wasnt expecting to see furry inflation stuff in a video about a hydro plant ;p

@anthrosaurian 3 жыл бұрын

Oh gosh, the chuckle after the realization of not knowing how deep the water is... XD

@georgem4713 3 жыл бұрын

I had a good laugh with the canoe prank. Nice one. Also enjoyed the video series.

@uploadJ 2 жыл бұрын

Chris is **fast** on his feet to have pulled that one!!

@breannaschlaht6501 3 ай бұрын

This seriously had me ROTFLMAO!!! 🤣🤣 I just recently came across your channel and I've been loving your videos. My dad is an engineer at John Day Dam so I'm kind of partial to your content. Thanks for the laughs!! 😄❤

@Physicsduck Ай бұрын

awwwwwwwwww thank you! and say hi to your dad for me! :)

@jamesluck2969 2 жыл бұрын

2:09 your insert there is relieve preasure negative or positive before opening, thanks to the natural or the pit. We had quite a few pit caps that contained one at the water treatment plant. Anything bolted in with a open line can bring or remove air.

@seamusjohnson2621 3 жыл бұрын

2:17 LOL! Good job captain! You pranked him good at 7:56!!!

@davidbudka1298 2 жыл бұрын

That poor biologist. So, you came up the tail race, through the draft tube, then the turbine runner, and then the wicket gates. You funny man! 😂 I enjoy your videos.

@steviebboy69 3 жыл бұрын

I remember the video with the Crab and something like once its got ya, it's got ya. That Crab surely got sucked in heheh.

@MichaelRBaron 3 жыл бұрын

Well, squares are harder to round off than hexes, and the thinking was probably to put a regular wrench on the square part of the carriage bolt after loosening the jam nut.

@vincentrusso4332 24 күн бұрын

Chemical Saftey Board Videos are professionally animated and stellar as far as accident breakdowns go..definitely Seconds From Disaster quality..

@sw8741 2 жыл бұрын

I enjoyed the banter, I really did. Totally reminded me of trying to figure things out with a bunch of buddies and knowing not 1 thing is gonna go right. It always starts out with "WTF? Who did this? What the hell were they thinking? Awww shit.......you broke it? Ok...ok...start plan B" And you finally get it done after plan z.

@imchris5000 3 күн бұрын

I bet that pipe plug in the hatch is a vent for any trapped air in the chamber when it goes from being blocked with stop logs to back flowing it could have air trapped in the back of the chamber limiting the flow

@hootowl2112 2 жыл бұрын

Commentary here is exactly how I feel about underwater machinery in general!

@bentheguru4986 3 жыл бұрын

Loved the crab story. Potty-mouth hit the spot nicely.

@superdogmeatmeat 3 жыл бұрын

6:38 I can feel the hearing loss through the screen.

@SupremeRuleroftheWorld 2 жыл бұрын

WHAT?

@Nov1cegg 2 ай бұрын

@@SupremeRuleroftheWorld hahahahahahahaha

@vapferdy1485 2 жыл бұрын

watching 2 dudes open a rusted lid simply made my day😂😂😂👍

@penguins9645 2 жыл бұрын

2:03 Between your incredible enthusiasm & knowledge, I feel like I'm watching some amazing educational show, until that reminds me that these videos are very real LOL

@yung_megafone 2 жыл бұрын

Modern Marvels *uncensored* knowledge

@williamsmith286 2 жыл бұрын

Power plants have always had a special place for me, as I was a control room operator at a 800 mw lignite plant in texas. love your content!

@L0wSkiller 21 күн бұрын

"it's not gonna break, it's gonna be ok. It's not gonna break, it's gonna be ok. Its not gonna break, its gonna be ok. Oh ya broke it" 😂 daggum it man, I'm a utility spray-paint monkey, and your videos really make me consider changing profession 😂

@josephsager9425 2 күн бұрын

When I see that many bolts on a hatch, I think "enclosed space." Meaning possible low oxygen environment, DANGER. Glad that wasn't the case here.

@tedrex8959 3 жыл бұрын

As a caver I had a friend who would have agreed with you about Delta P......

@boristheengineer5160 12 күн бұрын

Regarding "The Crab" I couldn't understand why there was such a pressure differential between outside the pipe and inside the pipe while it was being cut.

@spaxxor 2 ай бұрын

bro you're working in the world's largest blender.

@Physicsduck 2 жыл бұрын

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@pentatron3127 8 ай бұрын

03:37 Nice Furrypic XD

@trulyinfamous 7 ай бұрын

Just by how much this guy swears I know he's plenty experienced.

@Carstuff111 2 жыл бұрын

I love the fact I am learning something new watching this channel, AND I get to laugh my ass off too!

@T.ring91 2 ай бұрын

😂 that was great. That guy didn't know what to think.

@KILLASAURUSFLEX 2 жыл бұрын

"this is brail and it says 'you're fucked'" fuckin lul

@asArsenic 2 жыл бұрын

I did not expect to see furry smut...

@gantmj Ай бұрын

PB Blaster is your friend. Well, it should be your friend. Make friends.

@joshf-o6696 2 ай бұрын

Nice work. Huge grinding job that needs to be done. Carry on

@sethrice9939 Ай бұрын

lol our canoe came in the back

@starwolf621 3 ай бұрын

Nickel anti-sieze is your friend...

@MrAndrewCole 3 жыл бұрын

it's braille (saying your f#cked )

@kylehenline3245 24 күн бұрын

"But the turtles will be happy lmoa"

@donparker8246 3 жыл бұрын

I lost it with the canoe prank. The nice thing about bolts, they can't be tight if they're liquid. 🧯😂😂😂

@MT-GER 8 ай бұрын

5:22 i love your humor throughout the whole video! Keep it up!

@Physicsduck 8 ай бұрын

Thank you! :) I'm sincerely glad you appreciate it and are enjoying the videos! Thanks for watching!

@dennisk5818 7 ай бұрын

I would have used some PB Blaster on these, let it penetrate for a while, then, try turning them off. These were not grade 8 hardened bolts.

@tigermki 3 жыл бұрын

Taking the fucked bolts off was the best part

@LobotiLP 3 жыл бұрын

yo that shit reminds me of my daily work at ship locks and weirs ^^

@yung_megafone 2 жыл бұрын

2:01 when I'm working on my car and the bolt goes righty loosey You have earned a sub my friend 🤣🤣🤣

@yung_megafone 2 жыл бұрын

Only 4 minutes in and I'm crying 😂😂😂😭

@yung_megafone 2 жыл бұрын

Nahhhh 4:49 is when I'm really working on my car 😭

@yung_megafone 2 жыл бұрын

I wish I could work with these guys

@kainhall 2 жыл бұрын

6:36 god.... that reminds me of banging out the "barrel" between two tractor tires.... . tires are full of calcium chloride.... so EVERYTHING is just a pile of rust

@KeritechElectronics Жыл бұрын

Damnit, c'mon, just take an angle grinder... LOL, loved the humor in this one!

@cuda7133 Жыл бұрын

Someone had an idea to make them safe to step on. Ours has countersunk screws in them.

@mtmind6560 Күн бұрын

5:23 why no lubricant?

@onmyworkbench7000 8 күн бұрын

I expected you to find Jimmy Hoffa !

@SeaScoutDan 29 күн бұрын

Future you will thank past you for Anti-sieze

@nodrogdivad 2 жыл бұрын

So... basically this a bolt replacement operation I guess.... that's what's this has devolved to...

@alch3myau 2 ай бұрын

6:51. is the content

@ericnixon3616 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, hang tight while I dial 911

@Buddyman1225 2 жыл бұрын

Slip and trip hazard reduction maybe ?

@SamSitar 3 жыл бұрын

uneven spacing can cause stress.

@uploadJ 2 жыл бұрын

I'm feeling the tension now ... Heh.

@Витжет 7 ай бұрын

YES

@cal28kim 2 жыл бұрын

I love the delta P 🦀!!

@mikeschulte4271 2 жыл бұрын

When it’s got u ITS GOT U 😵🦀

@speedman69420 Ай бұрын

You didn't wear a oxygen supply? tempting fate arent we?

@Physicsduck Ай бұрын

Why would I need an oxygen supply? There's a 20 foot window right next to me, lol.

@speedman69420 Ай бұрын

@@Physicsducksorry didn't see it. I just remembered a video about a few sailors who died entering a anchor locker and died of a lack of oxygen. So I panicked and commented. sorry!

@speedman69420 Ай бұрын

@@Physicsduck Sorry, I just saw a video about some sailors who died because they entered a chain locker in a ship which had a lack of oxygen. I saw this, panicked, commented and then realised the existence of that big window. Btw I love the video and I am on the spectrum, and saw the atmosfär channel and I love it. Can you make a video with steam engines for that or maybe a other mechanism? I love big mechanisms.