death grips

you might think he loves you for your money but i know what he really loves you for it’s your brand new leopard skin pillbox hat

@@shemphoward666 he love u 4 the infity stones

Yoooo i’m dead☠️

For sure, it was depressing to see that scene happen.

Go go gadget thanos car

The movie shows her easily destroying spaceships with her barehands. She's basically Superman

Adolfo Berrios even superman couldnt destroy the thanoscopter you idiot

@Colby S The Thanoscopter would not have been an answer then

@@TheSquirrelbeast The Thanoscopter is always an answer. How else is Thanos so strong?

Thanos was out there breaking ankles

Hmmm I'm not sure, the beef jerky bondage scene was a little too much, and they didn't add the rectal stretching competition that appears in the comic's

Ant Man really helped him explore his sexuality. And we thought him going up Thanos’s ass was a tactical maneuver

Huh?

That cut ends with antman up the butt

I swear if at some point in time or history I make a movie I'm going to get people like YMS to help with the script.

So brave.

@@marky6456 so so brave.

Jblooddrunk So brave.

So brave.

So brave

For obvious reasons... everyone loves a smart ass.

@@Antoxide No. I think its because Adam is a closeted furry that secretly dreams of cuddling with Daddy Derek.

I mean.... Same.

Hey. Nothing wrong with that. Rocket is hot.

@@Greendalewitch Adam is definitely not closeted lol, he's very open about his furriness.

14,600,000 and 1 actualy

But what about the timelines that Dr Strange didn't check?

Ye

Cause thanos liked it!

Wouldn’t there be an infinite amount of timelines…

That is indeed a scenario hypothesised in the video, yes

kappa

Count Dokou if DC tried to make a marvel movie

That made me stay til after credits

Women need to have someone kick them between their legs

pls stop @@ernsteinwaters8034

Yeah cause he seemed like a worse person then-

I mean it was emotionally resonant with his character

thanos is clearly black, besides the infinity gaulglet gives him the N word power.

Lol

Thats called character development

Tbh

I didn't think it was that awkward

“Oh ToNy, HaRdEr!”

I at least enjoyed how his dad watched from a leather arm chair

The Interviewers are still wondering if he meant the movie scene... or something a bit more real life... We hope it's the first one tho

Oh my fucking god these comments just keep on getting better, this conment section is fucking gold holy shit

@@moelr_ I'm laughing my ass off reading them

I actually thought this comment was serious for a second holy crap

Christopher Nolan said that “this scene is pure art in its highest form”.

Thanks a lot for the spoilers asshole tbh

@@jessew7565 He just warned you about spoilers what he was going to talk about at 1:55 in the movie.

Victor 456 Its a joke about the movie

@@NiseryuseiOh, I didn't get the joke correctly. It really didn't make me laugh at all. I wish had a sense of humor.

XD

I was so happy when it happened!

It became my favourite movie after that

No he didn't.

Abstract Reality Tim r/whooooosh

No fucking shit. It’s a damn joke.

Yep

General Kenobi well hello there

@@jackosborne6707 Grevious: GENERAL KENOBI

@@generalkenobi3601 oh i dont think so HYEUUUHHHH

dont forget an extremely direct reference and low key advertisement to a certain video game that definitely won't be dated in like, 3 months tops

I would love If old cap. Happens to be Stan Lee 😀😀

He looks more like Joe Biden to me.

Sam: Hey Cap Cap: Get the fuck off my lawn

Captain Wild West

@@victoriamartines5030 old ronald reagan

Yeah Endgame really spoiled the movie for me tbh

This comment killed me...because it's true

Should probably get the timestamp right

That woyldnt work... there arent two orange soul stones the blue one is in the teseract and the red one is inside of natalie portman before she became diablo lord of terror.

@@jhonjacson798 No its the bonus stone

Its soulstone DLC

Haahah

@@jhonjacson798 r/whoooosh

Destiny still arrives

Does that mean people are still playing fortnite in 2023?

Taycool dabbing on that dust boi

Your just jealous

You're*

VortechBirb ur*

I mean he is a Raccoon...

@@Bird_Monsieur You're just envious* Jealousy is a fear of someone taking what's yours.

I agree, never viewed it from a physics stand point. But the rules both fail physics and logic.

@@themrmezbah I don't see how it fails logic.

I would have 100% preferred 0 explanation compared to what we got. Dont get me wrong this movie was pretty entertaining though not as good as infinity war it still had its moments but movie producers really need to start caring especially when science and engineering is a big part of these movies. If they just showed him messing around for a while and him not figuring it out on the get go it eould have made waay more sense and entertaining. Like nobody really thought of "Just inverting the mobius strip"? . Its never this easy and it shouldn't and that just really annoyed me. I get tony is smart but oml thats just boring and lazy writing. I mean we have Bruce practically inventing Immortality and joking around when we could have had some decent thought out scenes. I mean he clearly states that something like time travel is way out of his field. There are still decent characters out in the marvel universe. This could have been an amazing way to introduce Mr. Fantastic (quite a stretch but it would have been a far more interesting scene)

🤓

@@CellarDoor-rt8tt Oh...ok then I get it now...I think I already got it honestly.

Omfg😂😂😂

Lmaooooooo

My tea shot out my nose.

honestly wouldn't even be mad if that happened.

What was a Thanos's mom doing on the infinity gauntlet ???

These darn Avengers barging into his swamp. They don't understand the layers he got underneath all that onion skin.

I would love a movie just about Thanos farming.

1983 Tesla Thanos farming simulator 2024

@@sashabonnie987654leave it to a woman to not get the joke

@@Tesla-do9tu Thanos is a farmer but he only harvest half of his crops, the movie.

She?!?!

This is the best one

Well fuck me. My favorite part was when Wakanda boycotted the battle

I personally loved the scene where all the female avengers assembled mid battle in the kitchen and proceeded to make thanos a sandwich

good fucking lord these comments are great

Handsome lad squirting cream inside man with cool glasse's BP was overrated, but they did a fairly good job repurposing his outfit... This dude not picked a blockbuster and a cultural event ... how do you shit on a rainbow 🌈??? Lol 😂

Polaroid Android Jeff Panther was fairly good in this ... save this epic trolling for A-Force or Gay-Force (Brie Larsons actual plan 🙄)

Too bad he didn't keep his fingers away from the table saw blade... At least he taught us through his bad example and the oak cabinets turned out very nice.

And the fact that it was episode 246 of his ongoing youtube vlog really added to the worldbuilding

I would be down for a movie all about that

Three more likes until I have more likes than Adumb himself.

It was like 3 minutes

i liked the part when ant man gets named "the man who assaulted america's ass"

This one is technically true.

KotaRainBear truly subverted my expectations

56th

You just reminded me of that meme running up to the release of the film.

Is your pfp Yukino from Oregairu?

Which Steve

@@BellyBro Minecraft Steve

I really enjoyed when Peter joined in.

Sometimes you really just need a taste of America's ass.

perfectly balanced, as all things should be

Cap didn't come back with a hammer, I think it's safe to assume he returned it.

@@cameronaberner no I'm pretty sure he accidently dropped it somewhere

TheCrocodileWithSunglasses oh shit I forgot they can do this shit too. This is now also a universe where with 5 minutes of effort they can effectively end aging

So now we have time travel and immortality. They have to come up with the best of excuses to not use these in the future movies.

I think they're just gonna pretend that de-aging thing just didn't happen by saying something like "oh no we don't understand that so we cant do it anymore" and im ok with that.

My guess? Both time machines are gonna somehow be destroyed, alongside Tony's blueprints, so time-traveling Is impossible once again. And not even Shuri can redo that, just like Cap's shield.

But can hulk's machine write a new contract for Chris Evans?

And when the Superman saved Harry Potter because Gandalf, Wreck It Ralph and Mr Fantastic from Fantastic Four joined to the Black Order and Thanos to kill Kevin Spacey and Markiplier and Harry Potter tried to save them because Donald Trump, Prince Harry, Bolsonaro and Vladimir Putin send him to kill Thanos

XenoplagueDoctor this is the best comment

XenoplagueDoctor rip the b team

They said someone you LOVE.

@homonculust It has already

When did he dab?

Vanilla Annihilation I literally typed it then saw your comment.

I thought of her more as Shirley from Community, but yeah these were all odd moments. Hulk dabbing will age fine, dabbing is already dated and that's the point.

That's it. The dab meme is officially dead.

Movie Box ngl this made me laugh really hard

That part got me

He opens his mouth, but spaghetti won't come out! :(

I would watch a Thanos Mukbang

I was upsetti spaghetti in that scene . . . I'm sorry

God I love youtube

I'm just picturing it now - Shrek grabs Fiona and holds her over his head as she thrashes to break free before Shrek throws her off the cliff with teary eyes as he says: "Goodbye Fiona, you were my love, you were my life". Jesus.

It was her or donkey

BSJ IN YO HOUSE but then I cried even harder when Spongebob subscribed to T series, and called Captain America the BIG GEY

Failed Fandom 30 hour*

Jafry Maly *30 day

@@tommyvasquez2708 *30 year

*30 Decade

30 century*

I'm pretty sure you were just watching the porn parody "Avengers: Bendover Game".

He did it to assert dominance.

Oh yeah, he “ *showered* “ in front of her and she saw his little pipi.

that scene was so hot

I would f**k Captain Marvel with you.

Thanks I didn't know that

That's why I skipped it. Nowadays movies spoil movies and nobody is safe.

thanks bruh

hol’ up...

I have never seen a Marvel movie because I am afraid it could spoil me.

Oh, so he went to Chicago?

...in the end, gamers have risen up and face society as a whole.

Okay out first I saw who you were and was like “Oh! That’s neat, I wonder what this content creator I enjoy watching has to say about endgame” and I find this shit.

And it's a me...Mario! *SNAPS*

That cap vs cap fight made me laugh imagining it was smash bros

Theres a mario movie coming in 2022. Watch this happen in Samsh Bros 4, 10+ years into the Nintendo cinematic Universe.

SPEEEDWAAGGGOOONN

_Sneaky using a certain SFM as a reference._

Nah. 12 monkeys and primer do it really well

I'm literally crying 🤣

Marvel zombies movie take notes

Marvel zombies confirmed

Dude spoilers...

Ibrahim Abid Why Was this comment necessary exactly?

But did his spit really have to corrode the metal so she squeaked when she walked?

That's how it was in the manga @@klystron2010

Sadly he had rabies and nebula died in the post credits scene

@@squidwardtentacles5327 Even worse when he died of rust poisoning afterwards

U mean he ate nebby's ass

At first I was confused at this but then I remembered who Rose Tico is I'd say it was worth it

I saw it and I still don't believe that shit. 😂

They did share the same glove and didn't clean it out between uses, and that's cannon.

🤣🤣🤣

HULK SMASH ;D

Green fever!

Nah, you have to wait 10 years to reveal that.

OMG LOL... I needed that.

LMAO

Gold!!

Pippin waits

well that certainly is an inconspicuous profile picture you got there

are you serious? I haven't watched the movie.

​@@NecroxProduction yeah

@@RasielTheBoss what?

Go back to deviantart.

That’s funny as hell.

Ah yes , Jewish Thanos

I don’t get it, help me get this joke

I wish I could laugh at this joke. Goddammit.

I feel like that's the only thing that got cut in this whole movie.

2014 thanos

Avengers: Age of Thanos

It was weird when Thanos Adam Sandler started cussing at the infinity gems once he put the gauntlet on.

Wonderful

it was really weird when a female Thanos showed up claiming to be regular Thanos' sister

More like somewhere on the scale between 600-900

Kid actor was shit. no amount of numbers would save her.

@@Kairax TBF next to all kid actors are shite.

Xerafimy ”Act better or I’ll sell all your toys.”

N O

or thor playing fortnite

​@@knurdyob Or Thor screaming in his mic insulting a kid

@@knurdyob Korg was playing, not Thor.

When I told about both Hulk dabbing and Thor playing Fortnite, my friend told me “Hah! Is that one of those fake spoilers people are spreading?”

@@Igneeka HE WAS INSULTING NOOBMASTER69

They actually have the whole recipe an early, leaked version of the script - boiling water - pinch-o-salt - - gourd

@@SoulSukkur Thanks man. Wanna lend me a hand? I don't think Thanos is available for that at the moment.

@@GoldLuminance I can try to find a space gourd supplier, but it wont be easy. We'll need a team. *THEME MUSIC*

@@SoulSukkur There was an idea...

@@SoulSukkur Ah i see, so you're a man of cultural as well--cap to thanos

I actually liked during the battle scene when dr strange summoned tap shoes and started a dance break. Really heart warming.

Blake Oetting I’m dead 😂😂

That’s the plot of space jam 2

I hope they don't make a Space Jam 2

Arran Vid they are making a space jam 2

What's the point of a Space Jam 2? back in my day, sequels were only made if the original wasn't good enough

My friend was crying almost the whole movie

The guy behind me literally made a comment on youtube about me crying

People have their own opinions so if he thought the movie was really engaging, powerful and emotional to the point of making him cry, there's nothing wrong with that. Not everyone is nitpicky and just enjoys movies without minding the plotholes

What about the Dabbing Hulk?!

If Fortnite exists in the MCU does the Thanos skin exist?

@@dokeshi6255 the Hulk one is fine because he's definitely supposed to be like your cringy uncle who's trying to look cool it seemed entirely self aware to me

A name to ignore I don’t think so because the kids he was with, would have cringed and walked away if they dabbed

True

Because this one is a sequel to infinity war and Infinity war is now a year old so I don't really see why that's such a big deal? If you haven't seen it yet then why are you watching a sequel to a film you haven't seen yet?

@@BudokaiMan-mr9tw r/woosh

You talking about infinity war spoilers but endgame has all the endgame spoilers though

@@kangdide damn you right you right Also, @BudokaiMan 1200, issa joke

@@shredd9719 whatever you say.

As all things should be.

I think the reason this comment has only 1 reply is because everyone swiped up to comment "as all things should be" and then saw someone already said it.

@@crazedvillager9083 To be honest! 😂 I came to do exactly that

a cat mostly but some of his things can easily be explained with simple logic

I honestly thought Hawkeye was gonna throw his bow and quiver over.

😁🤣🤣🤣

I’m picturing this as a Family Guy cutscene

Red Skull: Da fuq is a DVD?

Aria the manatees are working on it as we speak

People remember their losses more than their victories. And Tony himself destroyed a significant amount of his soldiers.

When he first sees the flashbacks, he calls them all scum or something. The film establishes Thanos knows the original Avengers. When the portals open and all the new characters from after 2012 show up, we see he has a look of confusion. Those are the people he doesn't know, as seen by him saying "i don't even know who you are" to Wanda.

Unfortunately, Infinity War and Endgame did nothing to discuss their previous encounters. There was no trash talking between Thanos and the Avengers about the Chitauri invasion. Sorry, they didn't do anything substantial in those movies to explore or expand on their previous relationships.

@@rainstrmds because that wasn't the point of the movie? Up until infinity war most avengers didn't even know thanos was behind the attack on new York and they met him for the first time in that movie too. What, did you expect thanos to go "ahh, the avenger! My arch enemies. Y'know I really didn't like when y'all destroyed a huge part off my army a few years back. Like, c'mon guys that was a little mean, wasn't it. I know it's basically irrelevant to the current conflict between us right now but I just couldn't help myself. Really hurt my feelings n' all." Like what??? Or did you expect the avengers to just randomly start to brag about killing his army right in front of thanos' face? This movie wasn't even supposed to be about the relationship between the avengers and thanos at all so Idek what the heck you're talking about.

@@cody_638 There were 21 movies based around the MacGuffin Stones. Everyone was anticipating Thanos ever since the first stone was revealed over a decade ago. In Endgame, Farmer Thanos got decapitated in the first 15 minutes. The heroes then went grocery shopping for infinity stones unchallenged for most of this boring movie. Then, when Thanos 2014 returns, what do we get? Bumpkis. We got a run-of-the-mill, black hat wearing, mustache twirling villain who wants to _dEsTrOy tHe uNiVeRse!_ Great, he goes from being a complex, righteous philosoper villain to a generic, cookie-cutter bAd GuY. There was no payoff for the Thanos character. There's all this old and new history and nothing matters. He just shows up to mindlessly fight over a glove. You are absolutely right that Endgame wasn't about Thanos and his relationship with the Avengers or his cosmic malthusian calculus. He was just a paper thin purple plot device. Thanos is here! Everyone, play keep-away-the-gauntlet! Titan in the Middle. Let the mindless action begin! Thanos 2014 witnessed his own execution and learned that his opposition built a time machine to cherry pick stones to undo his _life's work, his holy crusade,_ and all we get is "Bwahahaha, I will kill you all, yada yada yada...". Meanwhile, this silly movie overflowed with too much empty fan service, call backs, member-berries and cheesey fan service. Do you know what it didn't have? Good writing. This movie was not worth the wait and definitely didn't live up to the hype, Hype, _HYPE!!!_

The Smerlon I don't know what you're talking about. I thought it didn't go on long enough.

@@teamlemonade9931 Right? I mean we got to see Steve finish, but what about Tony?

Yeah anything over 20 is overkill.

Pepper looked jealous, or maybe she wanted to join in to make a terrific threesome but the men wouldn't allow it

I gave it a 2.7/10. If there weren't so many things that went wrong after IW in every possible way, it would be a 3.7 or a bit higher.(to me, a 6 is very, Very, VERY good, people have such low fucking standards these days)

@@asdergold1 that's a low asf rating lol

@@asdergold1 I think the problem may be with your scoring system

@@asdergold1 so that's your way of scoring? I consider adjusting your way you view films but I'm also not saying to like them either but to be more fair with them. You mention that people have low standards but you have extremely HIGH standards as well and you're no different. If all the plot points were fixed you would still give it a 3.7. Bloody hell man.

@@asdergold1 if your gonna be making a scoring system like that, just give it a percentage, that's so arbitrary, just say a 3 or a 2

Thanos and Gamora go to Vormir, Thanos returns with the Soul Stone and no Gamora. Not that hard to put two and two together

@@Brandon-rb4sm And that could be interpreted as Thanos just killing Gamora after getting what he wanted. There's no reason for Nebula to suspect that the soul stone had any special requirements when the other stones didn't have any.

But she knew Thanos really loved Gamora. That's why she's trying to impress him all the time. She's aware that he prefers her sister. It makes no sense that she would assume that he killed her for no reason. She deduces that he had to sacrifice Gamore to get the sole stone.

Ides94 You're excuse is stupid as fuck and makes absolutely zero sense. Of course you wouldn't assume he needed her blood for a ritual because we're talking about a treasure, not a fucking magic rock called the sole stone. Nebula knows Thanos loved Gamora. She is told out front that *he is moaning.* He wouldn't be stupid enough to kill her simply because "he doesn't need her anymore" only to feel bad immediately after. Plus, Thanos straight out says, "*I had to*." Just accept that the writers made a mistake a move on.

@@RR-ir6ss Except she didn't. Not even Gamora thought that, remember? She was genuinely shocked when she found out that Thanos loved her. They knew that Thanos favored Gamora over her, but favored =/= loved. They both thought that he loved no one but himself. They had no reason to believe that he had any semblance of love for anyone but himself. I never said he killed her for no reason. Outliving her usefulness, punishment for betraying him, punishment for attempting to kill him - there are plenty of reasons that she could've thought of, especially since, from her perspective, she viewed him as an insane, cruel, evil person. There's no reason for her to believe that 1 of the 6 infinity stones just happened to have a special requirement when none of the others did. "This psychotic, cruel, evil person just killed my sister, a person who betrayed him and tried to take his life. I know! The soul stone must have had a special requirement for some reason even though none of the other stones had any up until this moment!" Yeah, I'm not buying it. And I don't think it's sufficiently supported by the text, either.

yep.

That’s just what kids are these days

I mean...it's fine to disagree

I'd say it's like detective Pikachu. When they get it right, they get it right

I like your 2011 pfp

jorge helios To be fair, there is still like 3.5-4 billion people still on the planet, not even sure if there were that many people 100-150 years ago

Well with 50% of life gone, I'm sure the video game industry is stagnant. Also I'm sure dabbing isn't still a thing. Bruce is just old and thinks dabbing is still cool

Selfie is not a trending thing is just a way to take picture

Do you really think selfies are just another trend?

@@Scroolewse yeah don't you know? Once the trend dies out, nobody will ever take pictures of themselves anymore.

Anaconda squeeze!

😆

lmao

Shalom

No need for payments, I only keep the tips

I just wanna say that these comments made me laugh so fucking hard and I haven't laughed like that in a long time. Thank you.

I laughed more than i should have.