"Remember the most important thing will always be..." Bain out of nowhere: *xbox mic crackle * guys go get the thermal drill

The best part of those dancing animations for the menu is that under those masks all the Heisters are just STONE FACE

*meltdown* can you steal nukes? yes *every other heist* can you steal nukes? no I rest my case

"Nothing beats heisting around dead pigs." Isn't that what we do on every heist?

I wonder if there is a person in the world that actually enjoys playing Bomb: Forest?

1: Hoxton Breakout because it has Hoxton in it

I remember playing big bank OVER AND OVER for hours on overkill difficulty with my friends just to grind XP and money because we were new to the game. we eventually played it so many times that we were like "yeah what if we did it with like zero skills" so we all reset our skill trees and actually managed to do it. it took a while but we officially did big bank overkill with no skill points

Shadow Raid is BY FAR my most played map, so I'm pretty happy it got that high. It's quite literally both the map where I learned "true" stealth (not the "just kill the guards" kind) and the one I still boot up when I want a somewhat relaxed stealth map to solo. Damn good ambiance, too.

I agree with most of them and we almost got the same favorites LOL My 1. Shadow Raid, 2. Big Bank, 3. First World Bank. :)

The start of this video is legit just Hoxton being happy he didn’t get confused with Houston

me: *puts on glasses* guards: HOLY SHIT ITS A CRIMINAL

he was targetting everybody when he said "please don't restart when you don't get the bedroom spawn"

Twerking Hoxton Holy shit

You know what I miss? The early-release version of Payday2's stealth where forcing a guard to surrender didn't make you answer the pager. Soloing framing-frame by killing 3, converting 2, and surrendering 3 was SO satisfying on day3.

I can see Big Bank being #1. It has an amazing atmosphere and soundtrack, as well as good objective variety. And who doesn't like the good ol' severed thumb to open the finger print scanner schtick?

1:26 75. Bank heist Deposit 1:46 74. Bank heist Random 1:54 73: Border crossing 2:15 72: Border crystals 2:25 71: Cursed kill room 2:37 70: Safehouse Nightmare 2:53 69(nice): Bomb Forest 3:09 68: Meltdown 3:30 67: Transport Park 3:49 66: Transport Crossroads 3:58 65: Four Stores 4:13 64: Ukrainian Job 4:23 63: Jewelry Store 4:33 62: Nightclub 4:50 61: Goat simulator 5:09 60: Bomb Dockyard 5:21 59: Santa’s Workshop 5:36 58: White Xmas 5:45 57: Lab rats 6:00 56: Aftershock 6:20 55: Breaking Feds 6:33 54: Go bank 6:50 53: Henry’s Rock 7:02 52: Hells island 7:14 51: Prison nightmare 7:26 50: Transport downtown 7:39 49: Transport harbor 7:44 48: Transport underpass 7:51 47: Art gallery 8:06 46: Diamond store 8:23 45: Green bridge 8:43 44: Heat street 8:59 43: Brooklyn 10-10 9:07 42: Transport train 9:23 41: Biker heist 9:37 40: Bank heist cash 9:50 39: Bank heist Gold 9:54 38: Mallcrasher 10:06 37: Cook off 10:20 36: Brooklyn Bank 10:28 35: Shacklethorne Auction 10:36 34: Car shop 10:46 33: Breakfast in Tijuana 11:04 32: Alaskan Deal 11:14 31: Reservoir dogs 11:29 30: No Mercy 11:45 29: Election Day 11:28 28: Framing frame 12:18 27: Alesso heist 12:35 26: Diamond heist 12:46 25: Stealing Xmas 13:00 24: Murky Station 13:16 23: White House 13:43 22: Scarface Mansion 14:00 21: San Martin Bank 14:16 20: Watchdogs 14:36 19: Counterfeit 14:51 18: Panic Room 15:04 17: Rats 15:23 16: Boiling point 15:35 15: Firestarter 15:52 14: Big oil 16:07 13: Hoxton Revenge 16:22 12: Beneath the mountain 16:40 11: Golden Grin Casino Top 10- 16:58 10: The Diamond 17:24 9: Slaughterhouse 17:38 8: First World Bank 17:58 7: Undercover 18:10 6: Yacht Heist 18:31 5: Hotline Miami 18:40 4: Birth of sky 19:00 3: Shadow Raid 19:40 2: Hoxton Breakout 20:06 1: Big Bank

7 Bucks? We were hardly here!

*comes out with a video* wonder what he’s gonna say maybe holy shit *few seconds later* there then he said it

Slaughterhouse has a special place in my heart as me and my best friend used to run it when Death Wish was the highest difficulty and we thought that running dodge with grinder was broken, so we farmed the living shit off of that heist.

I played lab rats at the start and thought this wasn’t the game and almost deleted it.

Me seeing a 1st place: Well yes, but actually no, but actually yes

This man is a legend for still making payday 2 videos

Cursed kill room is amazing lol. I love the fact it’s chaotic, and the song is a banger.

On reservoir dogs, day 2 happening first is a nod to Tarantino who often tells stories out of chronological order. This is most famous from Pulp Fiction which tells separate stories out of order but is used to a lesser degree in a lot of Tarantino movies. I also find it interesting that if the player kills too many civilians Bain will sometimes refer to the player as 'Mr. Blonde' insultingly, referencing how needlessly psychopathic and cruel the character is, only to have us willingly work with him in this heist. He's exactly the type of person Bain wouldn't want to work with, but hey, we got a cool heist out of it, so whatever.

My favourite heist is Shacklethorne Auction as the asthetics, lore, gameplay, objectives, and payout are all amazing and it is a very fun time. Plus you get a wrench melee.

Personally I just like the ones where there’s the most stacks of cash I’ve ever seen Like where you need the diamond drill to break in to the massive vault And there’s just cash... everywhere

I pretty much just use Bank Heist: Cash and Bank Heist: Gold as something short to test out my new builds, and see just how high of a difficulty they can work on.

1. Scarface Mansion (Stealth) 2. Shadow Raid 3. Framing Frames 4. Hoxton Revenge 5. Cook Off 6. Big Bank 7. Golden Grin Casino 8. The Diamond, 9. Yacht Heist (75 Detection) 10. Firestarter Bank and Jewelry/Diamond Store heists are just cool as well haha.

Allesso heist flip flops between my top 10 best and my top 10 worst. I love the design, astetic and unique objectives. And in loud snipers are... you know... snipers. Far enough away so weapons with low accuracy have a hard time reaching them. Small detail, but I love it. However, I hate Alesso being the focus, cuz its basically a paid advertisement at time of release, and the fact doing the heist in loud makes no sense as who cares about masking the c4 when they know we are here, and why tf has the concert not been evacuated despite a firefight claiming countless lives taking place right next door. Also, if they where going to make a heist about Alesso, why doesnt he have a custom model? All my gripes with this heist are in a Jamesblack47 reveiw from years ago, he does a great job picking them apart,

4:40 "Wolf, stay off the dance floor!"

I personally like Meltdown quite a bit since I've managed to get used to the Payday 2 driving mechanics. I love being the one to go between the train and the Murky base, dodging the turret. It also helps that my build is able to disable turrets on most difficulties with one clip(but it can't kill too well, so I can only disable the turret twice)

I love shadow raid to the core, such challenge yet so rewarding and speedrunning it always feels amazing, I enjoy the vault mechanic where the guards can spot it, making you really plan out your guard kills, unlocking more paths for them to take around the warehouse so they have less of a chance seeing the vault and guaranteeing that artifact chopper drop, so many different ways to extract the loot and infiltrate the warehouse as well

Hotline Miami and Breakout are my favorite heists

Doing the Golden Grin Casino heist in Payday 2 always made me feel like we're in Oceans 11 or Oceans 13. It's one of the longer heists, but it pays off and it's kind of like of like the movies. Especially stealth provides a great feeling when doing this. Also, Big Bank provides that classic bank robber vibe you expect from a bank robbing game. Many ways to do it, both stealth and loud can be satisfying. Carrying the gold bags not so much though.

The best ones are the classics when a heist used to feel like a heist not drug deals gone wrong, CIA operations, or global nuke stealing terror organization and wtf does rigging elections has to do with a heist game?

I used to no life this game many years ago and vividly remember playing Hoxton Breakout more than any other heist because of how fun it was. It's awesome to see it's still near the top of yours (and others) lists despite how many other heists are out there!

Shadow raid is so good, makes good money and has an amazing atmosphere

I personally put Hoxton Breakout as my 9. Mainly just day one, lack of cover and in pubs you’re almost destined to get left behind. I also really like undercover, as well as GGC.

Awesome list, never realized how many heists there were to do until I saw them all laid out. Hotline Miami has always been my #1 and I’m glad to see it place so highly!

NEW HEIST FOR PAYDAY3: The capital . Objective: Break into the capital and break into the secret meeting

Murky Station is so underrated in general tbh. Do it with +20-25% stealth bonus, secure all 16 bags of loot and it gives ~2mil xp in 13-15 minutes

Breakin feds makes me feel the real stealth, because it's so haaard. I need to restart for 3 hours solo

The Big Bank and The Golden Grin were obviously the best ones yet. It really feels like a heist. It's amazing how many approaches and additional things to choose.

In my opinion, these are my top 3: 1. hoxton breakout because i love the constant action as i listen to razormind, and its great for XP and money 2. big bank, due to the size and the fact its fun in pretty much every escape plan, both in loud and stealth, and you have to co-operate with your teammates on this one 3. shadow raid, i restarted this one almost 500 times but it really immerses you into the stealth aspect of the game, and the atmosphere and soundtrack are just amazing

Scarface mansion is my favorite, it pays a lot on very hard, and it might be the most open map and it gives a fair challenge on very hard or higher.

The Big Bank is my favourite heist. I can always have fun with it whether i do stealth or loud and the default music on this particular heist gets my adrenaline pumping more than many other heists in the game.

Oh boy payday is fun. Everytime when I get a break I always hop on my ps4 and start playing. I always say to my self just one heist but 5 heist later I realise I got work to do. But ever time I start a new game I always watch your wonderful videos because i get enough game knowledge for payday 2.

Came back to payday 2 after 2 years aaaand man am i rusty but Glad to see you're still making videos

Interesting that you rank Lab Rats that high. I'm also very fond of Bomb: Dockyard so it makes me a little sad that you ranked it so low. Pretty good list overall though!

1. Yatch heist 2. First world bank 3. car shop 4. Shadow raid 5. Big bank Yes I pretty much only do stealth

It's always good to see a list KZfaqr who responds and respects other opinions You earned my subscription

Recently gotten back to playing payday 2. I didn't know it still got nore heists after the 'story' ended until I watched this video. Thanks for that, m8!

I love the panic room because it’s fun killing everyone on the rooftop I also love bigbank because I love every single thing you do but sometimes it can be hard without a teammate

U know what would be great? Playing those heists with stoic-frenzy 😂

Good to see you have Beneath the mountain ranked pretty high (at N:12) One of my favorite heists for sure

This is actually first video i saw from you, and i like you very much, you make a 21 minute video and in it, you squeeze 75 heists + 2 minute beginning talk, on other channels, this would be at least hour video, you quickly explain why you like, or don't like the heist and move straight onto the next one.

Good list :) I had forgotten at least half of these heists to be honest :P But the most important is: "Who blew the bus on Rats day 3?!"

*AMAZING VIDEO* I just wish this awesome community would get another addition to the series. Love you guys

First of all , i would like to mention that you did a great work on this video! Second, Murky Station should be on the top 10 heists due to the fact that the whole proccess is unique!

Did this mad lad just almost answer all of the questions?

Great list man! Really enjoyed the video My top 3 would be 3.No Mercy, 2.Scarface Mansion and 1.Birth Of Sky. I just love them a lot lol.

The 30 hours of suffering I spent on The Diamond are something I would never forget

Crossroads is my favorite transport heist because of the extra cash from the ATMs if someone brings a saw. Also your idea about Four Stores sounds like a good idea for a mod. My favorite heist is cook off just because of the memories of going for 25 bags on DSOD with my friends.

Thinks Hoxton Breakout is in the top 3 best heists for PayDay 2. A man of culture, I see.

You gotta admit though, speed running Meltdown in 7 minutes is quite possibly one of the most amusing/hilarious visual spectacles ever in a video game imo

I love the fact that i almost have all achievements of Big Bank cause of minimal mistakes like, starting going loud after getting 4 bags, and yet escape on 1 down dw, and in less than 13 30 and all loot, because of mistakes. Beyond from that my fav its Hotline Miami cause of the amount of money you can get if youre fast, nice builded and cooked the entire meth, you literally win the same amount of money than scarface mansion and probably big bank. And first world, when i did overdrill 1 time, and complete it, i aint get the achivement probably cause i enter after they already started the heist, but it was amazing knowing i won 45M in no time.

I just started this game and I haven't done half of these heists lol Payday 2 has so much content, I just love it

The diamond, Shadow Raid, and Framing frame are my favorite heists for stealth. I know days 1&2 can be annoying, but framing frame day 3 makes up for it. That is such a fun heist. Big bank and first world bank are also really fun. Hoxtons breakout, slaughterhouse, and aftershock I liked for loud missions.

Hoxton breakout is my #1 most favorite. it freaking slapps hard. love it. I always use it to level up

I saw these heists missing from people's favorites heres mine 1. Cook off 2. Golden Grin Casino 3. Undercover

Bank Heist Cash and Jewelry Store hold a close spot to my heart. I have the game since launch and simply love those. HOWEVER, have been playing Transport lately and loving it, somehow.

Damn the memories of this channel. I remember watching your streams all the time and you’d reply to me and I thought it was the coolest thing. Name was Battlefield Blake but it was years ago

I actually liked the nightclub alot. Take out cameras you need gone and body bag the guards and it's easy. Usually done in just a few minutes, fun to grind

My two cents on some of these heists: Border Crossing: I personally kinda like it, I just hate the sniper sightlines and the bit with the pump if the heist goes loud. ---- Transports: I actually hate Crossroads more than Park. Again, it's the snipers that ruin this one for me. I never have as much trouble with them on the other versions, even Park, which you'd think would be the one where snipers become a problem because of all the open space, but nope. ---- Four Stores: Honestly I'd like to see more heists that use Four Stores' concept, just on a larger scale with more loot. Shaking down a bunch of shops is a neat concept, and I'd heard an idea before of reusing the map from day one of Goat Simulator for it...to which I say "sure, just tone down the goddamned snipers and add some actual cover". ---- Ukrainian Job: The only reason this heist is worth doing is for farming Gage drops and cards. ---- Goat Simulator: As mentioned before, the first day could be recycled into another heist pretty easily if they just toned down the snipers and added some proper fucking cover besides parked cars. Fuck day two though, it has no redeeming qualities. Oh, and both days can be rendered unwinnable if the FUBAR driving mechanics fuck up the Longfellow so you can't get it into the trailer at the end. ---- Bomb: Dockyard: Man, FUCK this heist in solo stealth. It's bullshit. ---- White XMas: The only thing that makes this worth it are all the ziplines for getting certain achievements, especially if you want a Theia scope for your sniper rifles. That and it's a pretty quick heist so it's pretty easy to do in Crime Spree provided you get lucky with the helicopter spawns. ---- Lab Rats: Fuck Lab Rats. If you're playing solo and you get downed even ONCE (and you will), you may as well reset because their pathfinding is so bad that they'll never get to you in time. ---- Aftershock: Honestly I'd like the safes to occasionally use the skins of newer ones...even though the joke is kinda redundant now because Overkill completely nuked safes in the last update and just made skins drop directly. ---- Breaking Feds: This heist just doesn't make any sense. Not only does it combine some of the worst features of other stealth heists with obnoxious camera placement and overlapping guard patrols that can lead to one mistake quickly snowballing out of control, but Overkill had the audacity of locking the game's good ending behind a stealth-only heist. Oh, and one of the random escapes you can get COMPLETELY DEFEATS THE POINT OF DOING THIS STEALTHILY ANYWAY, which was to avoid alerting Commissioner Garret. I'm convinced that this was meant to be a stealth-optional heist that had the stealth-mandatory aspect tacked on as an afterthought because the stealth purists were bitching that they hadn't gotten a new stealth heist in a while. ---- Henry's Rock: Same problem as a lot of the newer loud heists: NO. FUCKING. COVER. ---- Prison Nightmare: This is the only Halloween heist I'll actually play other than for the achievements (or masks in the case of Cursed Kill Room). ---- Art Gallery: Mostly agreed with this assessment. It's a good heist for practicing your stealth skills, particularly if you're trying to avoid having to kill guards, but the pitiful payout means this isn't something I would recommend doing habitually. ---- Brooklyn 10-10: This is one of those heists that became a lot less fun after the Sniper Update went live and ramped up the spawn cap considerably, especially in the second building. ---- Biker Heist: Overkill REALLY needs to fix the motorcycles. They have the same goddamned hitbox as the FORKLIFTS from Meltdown ffs! Day Two is another one of those heists where going down even once in solo play can mean a reset because the AI heisters' pathfinding can bug out, causing them to sit at the back of the train while you're getting gangbanged by cloakers. ---- Mallcrasher: This is my go-to heist for testing loadouts, since it has plenty of cover as well as different places to engage enemies at short and long range, and it's pretty quick. Shame the payout's so bad. It's also technically possible to stealth it, but you don't get a bonus for doing so. ---- Brooklyn Bank: RNG can make this heist a royal pain in the ass sometimes, especially if components for the winch get tossed out into the street where you have to deal with snipers, to say nothing about what happens if you get the van escape, which means having to deal with a SWAT van if you want to take any of the considerable amount of loot with you. ---- Shacklethorne Auction: Trying to get all the loot on this heist in loud is a royal pain in the ass, especially solo. Good luck getting everything bagged so the cops can't break it, then babysitting several dozen bags until Bile gets his ass over to the mansion. ---- Car Shop: This heist SHOULD have been stealth-optional, and data mining shows that it probably WAS supposed to be stealth-optional, but it isn't (and it's not even a true stealth heist, it's a loud heist with a timer, with the timer starting as soon as your cover is blown). Also, the guards like to bunch up and overlap their patrol routes, which can lead to a cascading failure that results in a restart. ---- No Mercy: If you don't think the spawn rates post-Sniper Update are ridiculous, play this heist in loud, especially solo, and see how many cops you've killed at the end. 600-kill games are the NORM in this heist, but it can be cathartic as hell to set up an LMG or minigun at the end of a hallway and just go to town. ---- Election Day: Honestly I wish they'd bring back Plan C's map for a standalone heist and do something different with it. ---- Alesso Heist: You will HATE the eponymous DJ after having to listen to that same tune for 20-30 minutes straight, with no way to turn it off without muting all sound effects because...reasons? Also, the payout's shit, not worth it. ---- San Martin Bank: I REALLY wish Overkill would have something besides loose cash spawn in the deposit boxes so you have a reason to open them other than to get the achievement. Even just a handful of cash bundles would be better than nothing. ---- Counterfeit: Don't do this solo in loud, the AI is worthless for babysitting the various points where the cops can interrupt you. Also, stealth it while you can, don't be surprised if the glitch gets patched before the end of the year. ---- Panic Room: THIS heist was totally ruined by the spawn cap increase with the Sniper Rifle Update. Good god is it a chore to clear the roof now.

man i miss the old lab in cook off and lab rats, it was so much fun to go into a huge lab table isntead of just camping in the side room or bathroom in the one we have now. you actually had to move around for once in a payday game without the use of drills

It's nice that I can agree with this lost after the soundtrack list

The funny thing is, the deposit version of the bank heist is my favorite out of the 4 because you actually get more money from doing it rather than gold or cash

Nice list and altho i get the general thought behind them for me its: Loud: 1. Meltdown (the chaos at the end is what makes this heist fun for me, this is a heist where teamplay comes forward and that's what makes this fun to me, altho I get the dislikes it get from people) 2. Brooklyn 10/10 3. Day 2 of the biker heist(Shooting cops on a moving train, what's more awesome than this?) 4. Green Bridge 5. Heat street Honorable mentions: Scarface Mansion, Beneath the Mountain, Birth of Sky, Reservoir Dogs, Bomb Dockyard(altho the pc hack is kek) The main idea I have behind this is that I love the heists where u have to move places and work as a team rather than sit in one location and it becoming borderline boring. These heists, like u said, will be more memorable aswell since they often have tons of shit going on. Stealth: Yacht and Murkey fo sho!

12:04 the more paintings you secure, the more cameras you will have at day 3. More cameras means you get more of the first objectives marked down

"What are the best heists in payday 2?" *hoxton dancing* i cant, i cant take this seriously

I absolutely hated breakin feds, at one point I considered not doing the secret because you had to complete breakin feds

I would go 1. Big Bank Heist, because it is so big, and enjoyable on every single pre-planning. Yes, I even enjoy on heli escape. 2. Undercover, because it is so good on every detail. I love it. 3. Shadow Raid, because it really teaches you how to play stealth, for all the PAYDAY heists. 4. Election Day, because both day's randomity and also Elephant himself. 5. I really don't know what to put here, I would go White House/Bomb Heist Dock/ Scarface/ Alesso

I find that the Undercover heist pairs hilariously well with the "Trouble's Always Inbound" track. It compliments Alex's crane fuck-ups and beating the passwords out of the taxman hilariously well by x10. Whenever I play the Undercover heist, that's my go-to track.

Stealing Xmas is my personal favorite. Perfectly captures the zany feel of the game

My favourite heist is The Golden Grin Casino simply becouse I love the pre-planning its the biggest one if I have more favours oh boy but yeah pretty cool it has both stealth and loud and its very interesting to look at it. Great video I cant stop playing this game LOL

Big bank is one of my least favorite tbh My top have got to be 1. Hoxton breakout, 2. hotline miami, 3. Breakfast in tijuana

Listening to your voice is satisfying, like flinging an enemy with a revolver shot.

I love Henry's Rock. On higher difficulties, it is an absolute clusterfuck with Murkies dropping in from EVERYWHERE and the mayhem and absolute carnage of wiping out legions of Murkies is the thrill of the mission here.

When I first started going for my complete all heists on X difficulty or higher trophies, I had almost gotten the one for hard, then I realized I had to do lab rats. Up to this point I'd never done it and never seen it done, and when I got in, the heist was brutal and really irritating for me to figure out, I think it'll definitely be a long time before I do it again

What mod are you using that you can see where the crowbar was on the map? When you were showing bordercrossing

This guy is a champ for hearting almost every comment. I haven't seen the video yet but it looks interesting

Hoxton Breakout is probably my favourite loud heist just due to how fun and unique Day 2 is, plus how extremely good the Day 2 soundtrack is. Aftershock is actually one of my favourites too regardlessly of it's flaws, simply because I don't struggle from them, plus I love it's soundtrack.

I always have a blast when playing carshop because it's easy, you can drive (which I very much like seeing I am a fan of trackmania and other of such games) and if you do it good you can do this heist within 10 minutes on death sentence getting some quick cash.

Hoxton breakout is my favorite heist. Day 2's atmosphere just looks too good

I love this video! Keep up the good vids man!

Hoxton breakout is my favorite, because I don't do stealth unless I'm solo just because it always seems to lag badly on the detection for everyone except the host and all my friends play loud. Framing frame would probably be my favorite to stealth though if I had to choose even though I spent a few hours on it with a bunch of randoms on day 3. People would join and quit every attempt or two. Hoxton breakout is just such a well done level for day 2 especially. I love that every build could bring something to the table even though it was loud. Shaped charges could blow up bridges, ECM could open doors. I loved that you could choose what you wanted with the keycards, whether it was ammo or health, or to open up new areas to defend from. I usually just used them to beat the level quicker, but it was just so well done.

My favorite heists are Stealing Christmas, First World Bank, Car Shop, Boiling Point, Birth Of Sky, Cook Off, Undercover, Hoxton Breakout, Scarface Mansion, Transport:Train Heist, Aftershock, Golden Grin Casino, Brooklyn Bank, Biker Heist, Big Oil, Green Bridge, Bomb:Dockyard, Heat Street, No Mercy, Alesso Heist, Murky Station, Watch Dog's, Counterfeit, Firestarter, Beneath The Mountain, Big Bank.

Favorite is probably Shacklethorn Nothing like playing with 4 people, and the other three groaning when one person sets off the entire auction floor

i love these payday KZfaqrs they always reply to comments much love you earned a subscriber.

Alaskan Deal is like one of my top 10 heists in the game. I really like how simple it is, really fun to move around and do all the objectives.