GETTING CHOKESLAMMED FOR MONEY

GETTING CHOKESLAMMED FOR MONEY | Payday 2

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@aqua3234 3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: The Cloaker is voiced by Simon Viklund, the same guy who makes the majority of the music and voices Bain.

@fliczy7773 3 жыл бұрын

Bruh he said “guys the thermal drill go get it.” Made Razormind and said “ now go to the forums and cry like the little bitch you are “

@garenkijolfo4393 3 жыл бұрын

LLunineee It’s as if that last line is not even meant for the Heisters in-game, but to us players. I kind of noticed it when I listened to that quote without any BG sound. Hell, some other quotes can be considered 4th wall breaking stuff.

@Chlosephene 3 жыл бұрын

Bro I didn’t know this thank you

@justintime3178 3 жыл бұрын

"I got your dlc right here!"

@brunovsky_ 3 жыл бұрын

wHAAAAAAAAAT????? THE CLOAKER IS SIMON???? HOLY SHITTTTT

@YourGuyJoeyStroganoff 3 жыл бұрын

"My wife said it was either her or the dodge build" "God I miss her" "...and now she always misses me"

@mikerotch4331 3 жыл бұрын

took me a minute but thats actually hilarious

@lorcanpowell7043 3 жыл бұрын

Only 40% of the time tho

@opuil 3 жыл бұрын

I got a 60% chance to dodge bullets not a 60% chance to dodge alimony that's 100% hit rate lol

@silkenemperor 3 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of gears of war 3 Baird and Sam.

@lukethompson1966 3 жыл бұрын

Rogue is terrible

@tylerwaggoner3601 3 жыл бұрын

I love how he’s been using payday character models for years yet hasn’t played it before now

@oH_._ 3 жыл бұрын

more like he's been using cloaker and dozer lines for the past couple of years and never played the game until now.

@lieutenanttilted3226 3 жыл бұрын

All in good time

@JasonPootis 3 жыл бұрын

Now for team fortress 2

@AWACS_Snowblind 3 жыл бұрын

Memes are universal, if we didn't play Payday literally the day it came out, we learned of it through the lines first

@yawnshark5430 3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking that all these lines and sound effects and he had never played it

@smokinxeno Жыл бұрын

"Don't ask me why the cops think trading in a single civilian is worth letting a psychotic mass murderer back into the fight." aged beautifully.

@WonderfulWhale Жыл бұрын

Bro I was thinking the same thing!

@firefi1960 Жыл бұрын

I'm confused and concerned

@natedrake7163 Жыл бұрын

Literally had to check comments to make sure I wasn’t repeating what someone else said.

@boxatron8010 Жыл бұрын

@@firefi1960 the prison system traded a Russian weapon dealing warlord who was being held in an American prison for a WNBA player with an opioids addiction being held in a Russian prison

@firefi1960 Жыл бұрын

@@boxatron8010 ...Nani the fuck is wrong with America? You know besides everything-

@DaTDawg8191 Жыл бұрын

Fun fact: it is canon that killing a medic violates the Geneva Convention.

@Darthren-hc8pe Жыл бұрын

So everyone is a war criminal in here

@constipatedmind5245 Жыл бұрын

Technically, combat medics are only allowed in wartime. So THEY are the ones violating the convention

@mrllamaton1873 Жыл бұрын

Me who has played medic in TF2: WOT

@DaTDawg8191 Жыл бұрын

@@mrllamaton1873 yeah only in payday 2 though

@classifiedad1 Жыл бұрын

@@mrllamaton1873 Mercenaries aren’t covered under Geneva so killing Medics in TF2 aren’t technically a war crime.

@firehazardentertainment8381 3 жыл бұрын

He forgot to mention the Cloaker's best line: "The safe word is 'Police Brutality'."

@yourdrifttunerisabot 3 жыл бұрын

Just........bruh.mp3

@Zamntron 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I'm just going to save that voice clip and send it to my black friend

@rollfizzlebeef5384 3 жыл бұрын

Topical too.

@sandow8575 3 жыл бұрын

My favorite is the forum line. " Complain on the forms like the bitch that you are."

@seantaggart7382 3 жыл бұрын

NEW UPDATE: Cloaker: see those Protesters? *GONE!*

@LMG3864 3 жыл бұрын

Everyone: "I'm running out of ammo, someone drop an ammo bag." Bullet Storm users: "I don't run out of ammo, I run out of targets."

@wenusman4254 3 жыл бұрын

I have taken away my like for the sole reason of making it 69

@Fwmonkeys 3 жыл бұрын

Name checks out

@slymarbo2559 3 жыл бұрын

Hippity hoppity your life is now my property

@imperialfist2304 3 жыл бұрын

The fucks an ammo?

@beef-jerky 3 жыл бұрын

If overheating was in the game, they wouldn't have hands anymore

@archfiend8544 Жыл бұрын

I can just imagine the dozer being like, “All right, time to get to wor- *Watch dings* OOP LUNCH TIME!”

@levievil9220 10 ай бұрын

He probably has to follow a strict diet just to survive wearing all that amor

@zackince8803 9 ай бұрын

Man just said it’s time for lunch

@rodrigorita7325 Жыл бұрын

"You wanna play Bulldozer? Lets play! LETS PLAY!!!" That got me laughing and realizing that I don't want to meet Badger with a minigun

@kacperwiniarczyk1265 10 ай бұрын

Time stamp?

@rodrigorita7325 10 ай бұрын

2:22

@leadontaste7261 9 ай бұрын

I did this on nuclear hazard. Dozer just got yeetus deletus.

@davidarmstrong9728 3 жыл бұрын

"Guys, loud or stealth?" "Razormind". "Say no more."

@Heisenbones21 3 жыл бұрын

Break The Rules is one the best songs in the game

@Mophony 3 жыл бұрын

[Laughs in bulletstorm aced with KSP]

@luckyrice672 3 жыл бұрын

@@Mophony hox how the fuck did you get rid of all your burns

@bencenagy5459 3 жыл бұрын

@@Heisenbones21 code silver is amazing too

@Heisenbones21 3 жыл бұрын

@@bencenagy5459 I kind of haven’t heard any of it

@tankdesu7077 3 жыл бұрын

Stealth: • Is overall more effective • You get more XP • Easier to get more money • Not getting shot at Loud: • *Ha Ha, loud music go DUNDUNDUN*

@TheMO219 3 жыл бұрын

Simon Viklund go BWAAAH BWAH DUDDUDUDU

@The_Shy_Guy. 3 жыл бұрын

Well to be fair payday 2s music is an absolute smacker

@dino5373 3 жыл бұрын

Loud music goes:don't act dumb

@HuttsonKill 3 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of Rong Rongs animation."Payday 2 in a nutshell" Here you go m.kzfaq.info/get/bejne/e7Zkq8d519-xZ4k.html

@wolfpupgaming5922 3 жыл бұрын

That is literally the differences XD

@RicoRodriguez-vs8le Жыл бұрын

You don't turn on Razormind, Razormind turns on you.

@EstebanGilChillington Жыл бұрын

Oh I'm turned on alright

@scrumptioussteak8516 Жыл бұрын

kinky ;)

@nottheavatar 10 ай бұрын

🤨

@aquatic4760 10 ай бұрын

Pardon? 🤨

@quiltzgamingyt237 9 ай бұрын

I mean he ain't wrong

@CrazyMatthew-dm5ri Жыл бұрын

19:46 Just "The United bank of MONEY" I thought that was really funny

@bucko2356 Ай бұрын

“ *M O N E Y* “

@maxforge4333 3 жыл бұрын

“Wife told me it was me or the dodge build. Gosh I miss her.” Correction, she misses you.

@bonogiamboni4830 3 жыл бұрын

Nah dude, she don't miss. The alimony has 100% hit rate.

@birdwolf8016 3 жыл бұрын

You already know she wants that child support with it.

@randomtimes7092 3 жыл бұрын

Uses bathroom *coaker noises*

@birdwolf8016 3 жыл бұрын

random times honestly just play the cloaker noise to any PayDay2 veteran. I’m gonna do that to a friend in the middle of the woods on surround sound speakers.

@iamacatperson7226 3 жыл бұрын

Bird Wolf bring a body bag, he is legit gonna have a heart attack, I know I would...

@untitledgoose9436 2 жыл бұрын

Fun Fact: if you kill a cloaked with a shotgun while he’s about to kick you into a coma you get the achievement “in your town you’re the law but In my town it’s me.”

@StarkRaven59 2 жыл бұрын

There's also an achievement for killing a jumping Cloaker with a grenade launcher, simply titled "Not Today".

@TheFlyingslug 2 жыл бұрын

And one for tazing a charging cloaker, I've discovered by accident.

@crowwithanxiety5459 2 жыл бұрын

Theres achievements for everything in this game lol

@StarkSpider24 Жыл бұрын

Rambo.. John..

@WreckinPoints11 Жыл бұрын

@@crowwithanxiety5459 There are almost 1300 achievements in this game, I wanna die.

@deeptiutube Жыл бұрын

“ I’m here! And I brought drugs “ god dang it that was making me LAUGH.

@lukasrainbow8275 Жыл бұрын

He repeated those voicelines so perfectly that it sounds just like Dallas (16:47)

@bradyblue5269 Жыл бұрын

Hi is

@retrograde7156 2 жыл бұрын

The funniest part for me is that in the meth mission, the chemicals bane asks you to get don’t make meth, it makes table salt. So your under a whole scale FBI assault while making table salt.

@lighttank3905 2 жыл бұрын

damn, i tried that and sniffed it. Now my nose bleeds

@uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweug3800 2 жыл бұрын

you’re selling table salts for 2,999,000 bucks

@LuvzToLol21 2 жыл бұрын

Oh, and Bain doesn't even know how to cook meth. He's just reading off some website he found.

@localidiotnumber792 2 жыл бұрын

And you know this why?

@lornbaker1083 2 жыл бұрын

Bain actually admits it midways the hiest that he's getting the info from some random web page

@StreamyDenny 3 жыл бұрын

"You think we can bully Almir into adding a comically large spoon?" Well, I guess they can

@player3616_ 3 жыл бұрын

Fork*

@DrewSavo 2 жыл бұрын

New video released: Subject is Comically Large Spoon!

@Daniel-wu6pl 2 жыл бұрын

@@player3616_ SPOON

@Laikafan02 2 жыл бұрын

And it worked

@davidwilliams1949 2 жыл бұрын

G O L D

@thegamerator10 Жыл бұрын

What other people see: Dodge build. What I see: Star Platinum: The World build.

@Annihilation_Studios Жыл бұрын

Dodge build can beat hundreds of police officers but not a rat. How sad

@gren8te319 5 ай бұрын

11:45 mickey running laps across the screen with each word of "I AM SPEED" was hilarious. he took jacksepticeye's advice of "speed is key" and...ran with it! (puns! whooooo!)

@genericalias6307 3 жыл бұрын

Finally, he covers the game he gets half of his voiceline sound effects from

@ryanfrazer390 3 жыл бұрын

I know

@darrellshepherd9948 3 жыл бұрын

It took a while but its worth it Edit: 19 likes thanks

@trollage468 3 жыл бұрын

GenericAlias PETER

@DrPhil305 3 жыл бұрын

Brother

@pretendthisnameisfunny2197 3 жыл бұрын

I have been wondering where it’s been for a whike

@Yoko_Grim 2 жыл бұрын

*"As long as they have hostages we're gonna be delayed on assaults... FUUCK!"* Bro that's underrated as fuck. SWAT Commander reporting to the Police Chief as to why the criminals haven't been stopped yet, and he straight yells "FUCK" on the radio for all the cops in the city to hear.

@Siren_DarkOcean_Official 2 жыл бұрын

Honestly stress and frustration can make you loose your cool It fits well honestly

@WaylaidByEndlessNinjas 2 жыл бұрын

Hey we have the same pfp

@Yoko_Grim 2 жыл бұрын

@@WaylaidByEndlessNinjas Yo

@WaylaidByEndlessNinjas 2 жыл бұрын

@derikmitchell2620 2 жыл бұрын

Would you react differently

@PlagueDroctor Жыл бұрын

13:48 the way the guy just got sent flying has me crying bruh 😂

@sophieroberts3043 Жыл бұрын

Imagine fighting the doom slayer being in a heist

@aidanverdon84 Жыл бұрын

"I don't get paid enough for this shit"

@paudiedaly22 9 ай бұрын

That would be one Hell of a heist

@ryanchong9965 5 ай бұрын

There is an LAS mod for that

@radithpurnamas 2 ай бұрын

@@paudiedaly22I see what you did there

@dave6763 3 жыл бұрын

Jfk died because he wasnt running the dodge build

@Stormfire1777 3 жыл бұрын

All who don’t play dodge will die

@bakedpotato1916 3 жыл бұрын

@@Stormfire1777 nah bruh my gorilla limbs are indestructible

@average-7693 3 жыл бұрын

YOU are getting the chair for sure

@JohnTavastian 3 жыл бұрын

Dodge build best build

@diegobrando3430 3 жыл бұрын

Maybe his dodge chance was to low

@gabrieldeoliveira8304 3 жыл бұрын

The achievement when you first encounter the Cloaker is called “HOLY SHI-“

@snifey7694 3 жыл бұрын

Cloakers are scary to

@fosterrico5546 3 жыл бұрын

@@snifey7694 but snipers are a lot more scary...

@prophswrld 3 жыл бұрын

Foster Rico incorrect

@cyberkinetic4342 3 жыл бұрын

@@fosterrico5546 I'm an anarchist build player and nothing in the game comes anywhere close to the level of fear that snipers provoke

@jg2hd264 3 жыл бұрын

When I hear the cloaker sound I just except my death

@user-qz5lm4bx3o 9 ай бұрын

Hank: beats a clown who can't be killed Dallas: AHHHHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG!

@rudipack1551 Жыл бұрын

Being 61 and so bad at games, I have to say I have no idea what you guys are going on about 110% of the time.......but I love it, so much fun, thank you

@JamesplaysTF2 Жыл бұрын

I bet your better than me

@BigJubble 3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: A few of my friends used to play basically nothing but this game for like two years straight and it got to the point where if I played a recording of the Cloaker scream you could see genuine fear in their eyes for a few moments.

@ashleylamoureux5652 2 жыл бұрын

If i f*****g hear a cloaker i run like im running from the devil himself

@Sangheili67 2 жыл бұрын

I haven't played this game in like 5 years and I still recoil when I hear that damned sound.

@beetleknight4661 2 жыл бұрын

I feel this as i my friend was watching a payday 2 video and the cloaker did his signature noise and it scared the shit outta me i actually looked around in fear lmao

@isaacamaya6420 2 жыл бұрын

“Why are we just standing here!? GOD DAMIT, SOMEONE TELL COMMAND WE NEED TO MOVE!” - Swat Member 2013 “Now go to the forums, AND CRY LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH YOU ARE!” - Cloaker 2013 “I’m the fucking Spark Man!” - Taser 2013 “Your up against the wall, AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL!” - Skulldozer 2013. “I’m here! And I brought drugs.” - Medic 2013 “That’s number six.” - Sniper 2013 “There! The payday gang!” - Captain 2013 “I’m gonna drop on these Shitheads like, A FUCKING PIANO!” - ZealDozer 2013 “You call this a resisting arrest? WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK!” - Cloaker 2013

@enternamehere4124 2 жыл бұрын

So basically the cloaker is the vietnam of gamers

@Jonaegh 3 жыл бұрын

"Imagine being a police veteran that's two months away from retirement, you get one final dispatch... And some shitter wearing a doge mask direct impacts you with an RPG" I adore that sentence

@ohtontheknight3879 2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget he painted that rpg pink

@LilMcMoffett 2 жыл бұрын

@@ohtontheknight3879 And put an ACOG on it.

@kasagrim7215 2 жыл бұрын

Damn that be a rip if that guy didn’t survive. Or somehow did with a shield

@rambot_14o43 2 жыл бұрын

That's a clone tho

@DigitalWaves15 2 жыл бұрын

18:59

@NerdySketchesYT 11 ай бұрын

The mixture of gunshots, rockets exploding, machine guns blazing, and the voices of the enemies sounding like they're screaming and eating their microphones all mixed together is music to my ears

@Ryan-nj9hg Жыл бұрын

That dozer at 22:50 saw you turn the corner and preemptively went to the Afterlife.

@ZiroZenStudios 2 жыл бұрын

“This whole game is an elaborate shitpost.” Well bullying Almir Listo into adding an comically large spoon certainly proved that, if it wasn’t obvious to some folks before.

@selloutguylol 2 жыл бұрын

500 like no comment?

@capybara9521 2 жыл бұрын

@@selloutguylol ta gueule

@foodd6196 2 жыл бұрын

@@capybara9521 toxic lol

@Wolf-E_VA 3 жыл бұрын

“Basically Press f a lot and murder cops” Me with 1000 hours and been around since day 1: “THATS NOT TRUE, sometimes YOU JUST MURDER COPS!”

@bug_stonkin_wess1221 3 жыл бұрын

Me with over 500 hours: "hey no sometimes you press 3 too!"

@ZJRLT 3 жыл бұрын

@@bug_stonkin_wess1221 What about *G.*

@sunshineslasher501 3 жыл бұрын

Me who came from payday1 uhhhh guys is there anything else to do?

@ZJRLT 3 жыл бұрын

@@sunshineslasher501 Well exept rob,rob,rob yet again and *WE GOTTA BREAK HOXTON THE FUCK OUT.MP9.*

@mono.isgtds 3 жыл бұрын

Wait we gotta turn Bain into the president.

@jaxonmckay3504 Жыл бұрын

5:16 The cutoff just “YOU ARE SO FU-“ then almost instantly explodes is just pure luck and comedy EDIT:Dang 54 likes y’all are kind :) EDIT 2:WHOA 101 LIKES WHAT IS HAPPENING

@Thetruesuitguy Жыл бұрын

@zackince8803 10 ай бұрын

YOU ARE SO FU- *gets banished to the shadow realm*

@tower_defense_enjoyer 5 ай бұрын

Melee crit of likes

@oilybat3269 2 ай бұрын

And the ping

@navalpeanut7432 Жыл бұрын

4:52 "bulldozers arent that hard to deal with right?" Rip Bob 2023-2023

@xuruiyu 2 жыл бұрын

Since most music in Payday was done by Simon Viklund, I'm pretty sure "The best of me" is canonically just Bain singing

@tylercoon1791 2 жыл бұрын

The gang just recorded Bain at karaoke one night and just vibe with it

@matthewyeldig4608 2 жыл бұрын

@@tylercoon1791 Naw bro, he's singing over the radio! "BAAAAAAIN! WE NEED! A! BEAT!!!"

@ArthurCallahan899 2 жыл бұрын

I say he did a good job

@anoone2922 2 жыл бұрын

I wonder if Bain will ever rap?

@peoplebro_1294 2 жыл бұрын

Fucking cloaker and Bain dueting

@michaelscott6022 3 жыл бұрын

"You runnin' dodge?" "Nah, I'm driving a Toyota." _".....GET. OUT."_

@caelanforeman8639 3 жыл бұрын

Look at these plebs running only dodge or tank. Ha

@CT--gu5ng Жыл бұрын

I ran into a few cloakers for the first time and holy crap they are terrifying

@PowerCat3008 Жыл бұрын

1:14 "BAIN... BAIN, I'M IN MINECRAFT. BAIN I'm in minecraft BAIN" My favourite part XD

@alexanderlorin7686 3 жыл бұрын

The phrase "You're up against the wall and I am the fucking wall" is one of the best one liners in gaming history

@MilkBaggins 3 жыл бұрын

DekuGames “That manic has a Fucking SAW!!” My favourite line when running overkill with a saw.

@deathrow5261 3 жыл бұрын

DekuGames ya

@topdoomslayer3913 3 жыл бұрын

Mine is the Dozer’s line that goes “I’M GONNA DROP ON THESE SHITHEADS LIKE A FUCKIN’ PIANO!”

@deltacommander6060 3 жыл бұрын

That is when the Dozer with the Mini gun and a Medic Dozer are really the Fuking Wall.

@austinbutcher8106 3 жыл бұрын

@@topdoomslayer3913 i liked tht 1 to

@tablekun8690 3 жыл бұрын

"The best part of random is randomly getting a banger" the entire soundtrack is a banger

@quox3987 3 жыл бұрын

There is, without a doubt, no bad music in this game. Only varying degrees of great.

@Move2Groove 3 жыл бұрын

I feel like if I was friends with TheRussianBadger, My depression would be cured

@oH_._ 3 жыл бұрын

I was in the same gate, but then the moment I heard Death Row, I have never changed the song anymore. Head Banging Guitar shifting to Head Banging EDM when it gets loud, especially when the assault starts... MMMMMPH.

@GothicKnight942 3 жыл бұрын

Hey can you help me out what’s the song that starts playing at 2:35 i just can’t find it

@cyo_mh 3 жыл бұрын

@@GothicKnight942 razormind

@goatcat2737 Жыл бұрын

Somehow Badger actually made one of the best introduction videos to Payday I've ever seen

@kade_the_cin 3 жыл бұрын

“Take this stealthily” Do you mean: fully automatic unsuppressed assault?

@gojo1838 3 жыл бұрын

Loud stealth

@screamingcactus1753 3 жыл бұрын

@@gojo1838 Nobody can call the police if they're all dead

@nicolasa.3192 3 жыл бұрын

@@screamingcactus1753 Dead men tell no tales, and therefore, excessive use of hand grenades is not only permitted but encouraged

@imjustthomas3973 3 жыл бұрын

I LOVE THIS COPYPASTA

@theyluv_breaux1687 3 жыл бұрын

That's exactly what stealth is

@cloaker921 3 жыл бұрын

YOU CALL THIS RESISTING ARREST, WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK

@dannydecheeto9623 3 жыл бұрын

I. Have. Lost. So. Many. Heists. Because. Of. You.

@VergilTheMenace 3 жыл бұрын

Oh shit

@nikolaibelinski9696 3 жыл бұрын

You are no match for the ultimate Russian you filthy excuse of a soldier

@halfcorruptedrubberduck7833 3 жыл бұрын

@@nikolaibelinski9696 is vodka still a good way to befriend you

@madziorek335 3 жыл бұрын

Time to use my parkour ace skill see ya

@kalinshultz1867 Жыл бұрын

7:37 The Brittney Griner- Viktor Bout trade in a nutshell.

@FiresideExpert Жыл бұрын

You inspired me to get into Payday 2 and I gotta say it is a blast. Thank you badger.

@unokidzero4749 3 жыл бұрын

"Medics are just annoying" me realizing hes never tried killing a medic dozer before

@ComissarYarrick 3 жыл бұрын

Tell me about it...No mercy on DS-OD, two minigun dozers walking throu corridor, with medi dozder and regular medic just behind them. Imagine this and feel the pain.

@felipeboero2532 3 жыл бұрын

CRY SOME MOOOOORE.

@sulimsulim9190 3 жыл бұрын

@@ComissarYarrick ye,i once tried to do no mercy on dsod and got rushed by 2 minigun dozers,medic dozer and 2 regular dozers. At the same time.

@hms5 3 жыл бұрын

sulim sulim no mercy is just a slap across the face for new players

@boomertunes4410 3 жыл бұрын

Power armor dozers

@mrsuper-kamipopo9708 3 жыл бұрын

The madlads actually added the Comically Large Spoon

@basti2850 3 жыл бұрын

YES I CAME HERE TO FIND SOMEONE SPEAKING ABOUT IT

@mario9036 3 жыл бұрын

What?

@kittlegame5550 3 жыл бұрын

did they fucking seriously

@horribleperson9531 3 жыл бұрын

And a golden version of it that turns people on fire

@jonathanspolnicki1303 3 жыл бұрын

@@kittlegame5550 *Y E S*

@benjaminsays693 Жыл бұрын

dude as soon as the menphetamine catched fire around 1:50 my irl fire alarm started going off

@remedynoneofyourbusiness6 3 ай бұрын

Was someone making dinner?

@benjaminsays693 3 ай бұрын

@@remedynoneofyourbusiness6 yeah

@ciphergacha9100 Жыл бұрын

This video taught me that the optimal weapon load out is a mini gun, rocket launcher and sociopath perk deck + psycho knife

@notasovietspytrustme4392 3 жыл бұрын

“NOOOOO YOU CAN’T JUST RUIN OUR PERFECTLY LAID OUT STEATH PLAN!” “Hhaha minigun go *BRRRRRRRRRRR*

@ericneuens 3 жыл бұрын

@ddrkyle No.

@Goskoya 3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha controller go **BRRRRR**

@PimpinPFood 3 жыл бұрын

@ddrkule Ewww a redditor Stfu this is youtube

@RyuujinV 2 жыл бұрын

"And the last member of the Payday Gang, Bain. He doesn't have time to be a clown because he's too busy managing the entire circus." The level of genius in this single line is out of this world

@raul-aurelianserban8295 Жыл бұрын

500 like

@Viddaric Жыл бұрын

...I just realized that it gets even funnier when you take the secret true ending into account.

@spiciimann2988 Жыл бұрын

so this is what Dwight was doing before the entity took him

@StonewallTitlow 11 ай бұрын

This is literally what happens when you take the “you are not a clown.. you are the entire circus” meme in an unconventional manner.

@Youhadabadday2021 11 ай бұрын

@@spiciimann2988You have no idea how hard I laughed at this.

@l-shadow1775 8 ай бұрын

0:59 payday 3 servers be like

@llukandane3337 29 күн бұрын

FAX

@eppic17yt5 3 жыл бұрын

Badger: You can't just use a minigun in a stealth build My minigun stealth build with 20 detection: hold my beer

@firehazardentertainment8381 3 жыл бұрын

Slap crits on that bitch and you have what my brother and I have dubbed the "Mega Chode" build.

@anto-mediocreamvs9488 3 жыл бұрын

fuck it. silencer on da minigun

@SadToffee 3 жыл бұрын

Remember being able to run the entirety of carshop without a car because of the movement speed glitch on the minigun, that shit was hilarious.

@charles3426 3 жыл бұрын

@@anto-mediocreamvs9488 extended mag

@Crimson_Sun2486 Жыл бұрын

The virgin SWAT officer: You can't just take ammunition from the Department of Justice! The chad Dalas: Oh don't worry, *I'll give it right back.*

@speak-the-red-letters Жыл бұрын

9:22 19:44 The United Bank Of MONEY

@NayrAnur 10 ай бұрын

*Razormind starts playing*

@Supimhere 10 ай бұрын

DALLAS

@Bladesorceryguy 9 ай бұрын

@@speak-the-red-letters 19:47

@Bladesorceryguy 9 ай бұрын

19:48

@THE-CRT Жыл бұрын

Man Bain looks so much more different than the badger portrayed version.

@l_sparks Жыл бұрын

This literally got me to buy PAYDAY 2. Thank you Badger.

@jamzee_ 3 жыл бұрын

“Does everybody in this discord have a M1 Garand?” The Canadian: (immediately) “yes”

@FB-ik1md 2 жыл бұрын

But he isn’t canadian

@jamzee_ 2 жыл бұрын

@@FB-ik1md isnt heavenly canadian?

@Beasthunter-rg1sc 2 жыл бұрын

Idk

@FB-ik1md 2 жыл бұрын

@@jamzee_ but badger said it not heavenly

@CLNCJD94 2 жыл бұрын

I’m pretty certain Badger is a born Canadian and moved to California with his family when he was like 8?

@mrsmiley548 3 жыл бұрын

Civilian: Wa- what's that? Me: oh, I call it the " Street sweeper" Civilian: why is it called that? Me: :)

@ironclad3380 3 жыл бұрын

*its for PROTESTS*

@TheBulldozertron 3 жыл бұрын

ironclad33 🤣🤣

@joogthefat979 3 жыл бұрын

CIVILIAN CASUALTIES

@tobikool1821 3 жыл бұрын

*laughs* I aM In dAnGEr Me: no you have already died, if you haven’t noticed

@hms5 3 жыл бұрын

Wait a minute i just realized the name

@TheAbsoluteAce Жыл бұрын

The guy who created Russian roulette introducing the new game he made to his gambling addicted friend 15:53

@evanbruneio6208 4 ай бұрын

Fun fact: Badger committed a lot of war crimes in this video.

@RangerAce1290 3 жыл бұрын

“Nobody wears body armor when depositing a check.” Ever been to Baltimore? Edit: My friend from Baltimore has seen this comment and confirmed it

@BettyNoire04 3 жыл бұрын

Or Detroit?

@Stern98257 3 жыл бұрын

@@BettyNoire04 cant have shit in detroit

@thegamingnugget7755 3 жыл бұрын

@@BettyNoire04 its just natural to wear a bulldozer suit on a walk in detroit

@justsomeberd7407 3 жыл бұрын

That’s America

@sonyas948 3 жыл бұрын

You mean Florida

@vikingshaggy2786 3 жыл бұрын

Badger: "I'm not getting monetized!" Me : still has to watch 7 ads in one of his videos

@mortemor6663 3 жыл бұрын

1 hour ago

@mortemor6663 3 жыл бұрын

Now is fucking demonetized

@MinZilla 3 жыл бұрын

@@mortemor6663 it's monitized

@MrET_Be_Youtubin 3 жыл бұрын

@@mortemor6663 monetized still

@dylansepper 3 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately ads don't actually pertain to monetization. Ads will get played on most KZfaq videos for those without ad block, whether or not the KZfaqr in question actually is getting monetized for their video. Demonetization only means that the creator doesn't get paid.

@isaacfrand3824 2 ай бұрын

Honestly, the first 20 seconds just about sums up everything you need to know about Payday 2 perfectly. This is the video that got me into Payday and Russian Badger simultaneously, and I’m very happy about it

@Ledyuka Жыл бұрын

I know it's 2 years late, but know RussianBadger that you can run an almost 3 concealement, dodge build with a minigun. The build makes you generate ammo like crazy and considers any shot 80% of the damage of a headshot whatever the body part you're hitting. In addition to running like crazy. That's my favorite build :)

@kingofthedamned6237 3 жыл бұрын

One of my favorite cloaker quotes are "alright, the safe word is "police brutally", "You call this putting up a fight?", "It'd be good if you put up a better fight next time!", and probably the best of all "I bet you let yourself get beat up, just to hear what I have to say!"

@CynicalFurry 3 жыл бұрын

Simon is a G O D

@Wheezr 3 жыл бұрын

“You call this resisting arrest? WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK”

@Jacob-zk1jy 3 жыл бұрын

I’m scared... I keep hearing beeping at random times then it just stops. It all started the first time I heard the voice line about letting him beat me up after me letting him beat me up and now I think he’s in the real world ready to drop kick me out of nowhere

@Arcia__ 3 жыл бұрын

@@Jacob-zk1jy Simon's coming for you

@ahhineedamedicbag-dallas Жыл бұрын

Any payday 2 video with even a single Dallas clip make it the best

@ThatSwailGuy 14 күн бұрын

22:53 I love the fact that the lights turned on just as the bulldozer ascended almost as if he was going to heaven

@bradyswanson1041 3 жыл бұрын

*picks up turtle mask* "I am Mitch McConnell." "Feed me poor people." I fell out of my chair at that one.

@HUNTER-ve3iw 3 жыл бұрын

same bro

@anarchistnudle 3 жыл бұрын

All hail our god!

@SuperGamerYoBros 3 жыл бұрын

Same 😂😭

@masterofraw1175 3 жыл бұрын

SuperGamerYoBros ex😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@frosty5948 3 жыл бұрын

I didnt even laugh

@MarntchManatee 3 жыл бұрын

God I remember all those memes that came out through this game when it was in its prime. That was truly the golden age

@kidfunkyfly2807 3 жыл бұрын

I still play it sometimes

@blazin2200 3 жыл бұрын

Yooooo nostalgia

@plumdestiny6968 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@vino_ctrl8007 3 жыл бұрын

I haven't played that game in 4 years might have to play it again

@noobguy9973 3 жыл бұрын

@@vino_ctrl8007 boii shits changed

@Miscellaneous_Toaster 8 ай бұрын

16:13 Just keeping this for later

@SomeGuy911 3 күн бұрын

Here's the problem with cloakers. I set my alarm to a max volume cloaked battle cry. Every time I hear it now, I immediately feel like I'm late for something lol

@NightmareNighty 3 жыл бұрын

Medic: ”Aren’t even scary.” Meddozer:” I am the pain itself ”

@Scuzz1204 3 жыл бұрын

You brought upon my PTSD

@btfastinger 3 жыл бұрын

STOP

@PeachDragon_ 3 жыл бұрын

You just triggered my ptsd

@memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487 3 жыл бұрын

GOOD NEWS! FREE HEALTHCARE! BAD NEWS! IM YOUR DOCTOR! NOW GET THE F**K UP. -the medicdozer-

@KaiTheRedWarrior8244 3 жыл бұрын

So which one is worse Zealdozer or meddozer, never played payday

@JayDubagent 3 жыл бұрын

This video is the definition of "Stealth is optional" Then you rush the objective with a 50. Sniper rifle and a commando rpg in full tank build with a bottomless mag.

@terribledeadlinegameplay 3 жыл бұрын

nobody can raise the alarm if there is nobody

@An_SN_Animator Жыл бұрын

Fun fact about dozer:He has 4 variations but You only mentioned 3 There is the regular bulldozer,the Black dozer which uses an SPAS 12 shotgun,the skull dozer and the Zeal dozer.

@theorangegremlin334 11 ай бұрын

6 medic & Vulcan dozer

@leadontaste7261 10 ай бұрын

@@theorangegremlin334 also russian dozer

@gamingamalgam1197 6 ай бұрын

I’ve rewatched this video like 100 times it’s just too damn good along with the rest of your payday videos please come back to this just for fun

@disfunctional 3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: John Wick is in this game and it’s canon to the movies

@awolfyman9050 3 жыл бұрын

Is it actually canon?

@disfunctional 3 жыл бұрын

Spartanwolf223 ye

@punishedwhispers1218 3 жыл бұрын

@@awolfyman9050 Chains is in John Wick as a cameo

@awolfyman9050 3 жыл бұрын

@@punishedwhispers1218 do you know where?

@skiller5034 3 жыл бұрын

After the true ending it's said that John adopted a dog. Because that's *totally* not gonna go wrong. Also one of the tips is a quote about how he killed three people in a pub with a carbon stick or something idk never watched the movie

@aqrom8907 3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: If you mix the components that the game tells you in the heist "Cook off" you actually get water

@HESHRocketWarhead 3 жыл бұрын

Salt water, I believe. They couldn't put out the actual recipe for meth in a game. That's illegal.

@kevincoleman-tammen1266 3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was blue salt and water. Like to simulate blue meth from Breaking Bad.

@Spoudey 3 жыл бұрын

Damn it I had plans Payday let me down.... Jk

@_stef666_ 3 жыл бұрын

Were u trying to make meth?

@Spoudey 3 жыл бұрын

+o no NOT YET

@axelbenedict3301 Жыл бұрын

in just 3 years, he went from a noob that knew jackfuck all to being canon to the game. i love this game.

@then00brathalos Жыл бұрын

Don't forget, he bullied the dev into adding 2 legendary melees

@axelbenedict3301 Жыл бұрын

@畏高的雄火龙then00brathalos i know🤣 he did the same with TABG adding a voice pack and a gun. and sort of with World of Tanks, with the tank sticker thing. i guess gamersups, too. he makes bullying seem fun

@davidpallen7976 11 ай бұрын

Badger: I dumped like two mags into him” Cloaker: Try a lil harder

@todo9633 3 жыл бұрын

"Does everyone in this discord just have an M1 Garand?" "YES"

@blarghinatelazer9394 3 жыл бұрын

I want to join that club.

@melonplant8148 3 жыл бұрын

@@blarghinatelazer9394 Join the Discord and we will give you a free M1 Garand. *please note that this is a joke and not meant to be taken seriously.*

@acewithacrown7844 3 жыл бұрын

Wtf why I they have m1 grands im just British and this American stuff is for some reason

@melonplant8148 3 жыл бұрын

@@acewithacrown7844 I'm sorry, but it is 1 in the morning and i can't understand what you are trying to say.

@todo9633 3 жыл бұрын

@@melonplant8148 Don't worry, it is 3pm and I also don't understand what he is trying to say.

@70ny74 3 жыл бұрын

Dozer: *sees hundreds of cops being slaughtered* Dozer: “understandable have a nice day”

@Theogwhitemask 3 жыл бұрын

Back blast clear, FOR THE DOZERRRR!!! *flies to Uranus *

@XxInfinityxXTimer 3 жыл бұрын

and flew back up into the hole where he came from 22:53

@pigpizzl1 3 жыл бұрын

I saw this on the stream. Absolute gold man

@user-gk1bh4bi3x Жыл бұрын

11:13 I laughed for a minute straight when I saw that retarded mask XD

@EXVINTY69 Жыл бұрын

This man been uploading for 13 years respect

@Vietc0ng 11 ай бұрын

24:17 imagine a bulldozer falls on to a person’s new car

@brysonhieb2378 3 жыл бұрын

Badjur: plays payday and makes one mistake Payday veterans: allow us to introduce ourselves

@dandy7876 3 жыл бұрын

It’s actually spelt “badgher because he is a ladies man”

@sydious_s_snake 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine making a tank build without ex president or anarchy cuh

@omegasyndicate3893 3 жыл бұрын

Yes so much yes (lv680)

@stoner8975 3 жыл бұрын

Hes been using the models from payday 2 for so long aswell

@brysonhieb2378 3 жыл бұрын

SydiousSneakySnake I kNoW RiGhT

@hinsedejager66 3 жыл бұрын

The policeman after trading a single civilian for one of the criminals that gunned down 70 of your colleagues "Another life saved"

@shrimpboom8 3 жыл бұрын

That negotiator has already saved more lives than the majority lol.

@Dean123123100 3 жыл бұрын

Only 70 ?

@lt.boinks992 3 жыл бұрын

70 is an understatement

@JimmehRulez 3 жыл бұрын

70,000,000*

@lt.boinks992 3 жыл бұрын

@@JimmehRulez pretty much

@gingerinajacket8519 Жыл бұрын

I have been running a loudout recently I call the "Cloaker Like" because it is a garunteed death on whatever the hell I am firing at but if I get shot by too many different directions I will crumple like a house of cards. It is an LMG, a Two Piece Suit, sprint in any direction, and hip fire while sprinting, and I am still trying to level up Grinder for it (I use Rogue just because it is the best for dodge builds) It can't take many hits, but when it gets running, it can tear through a lineup of regular swats like it is tissue paper. Paired with a full auto Krinkov to handle slightly longer distance enemies and dozers, it is a force to be reckoned with so long as someone on my team is running Revives. I regularly get highest body count and most downs with it.

@Mrsoldier847 10 ай бұрын

I have not played Payday 2 in over 4 years, I still got scared when this video played the cloaker sound. Also, Cloakers where not originally in Payday, but where added when players started complaining about how easy Payday 2 was. The update that added them was titled "The update Payday players will learn to regret".

@MRJazzygameplay27 3 жыл бұрын

Badger: Civilians are useful Me, after 400 hours: Searching for every last civilian in the map to kill them

@anarchistlilia 3 жыл бұрын

I literaly have 400 million dollars and I dont know where to spent

@mrmeme94 3 жыл бұрын

Me : just did bank hiest The civz: 8:47

@nathanhodges5997 3 жыл бұрын

It took me about 40 minutes to hit that point, damn

@milesbailor5019 3 жыл бұрын

they are also useful if you are hungry *Soylent Green Intinsifies*

@marioanothlp 3 жыл бұрын

If they want me to give a shit they have to give me more than 6 cable ties, until then I'll use my "Civ controller" silenced deagle to keep the alarm from being raised thank you very much.

@tenacityxl 3 жыл бұрын

“Civilians are fragile.” Damn bro I didn’t realized that ONE BULLET could kill a person!

@mohamednail1707 3 жыл бұрын

I learned that the hard way

@Wight- 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah well people are basically opaque glass

@memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487 3 жыл бұрын

Badger comes from R6 where hostages can tank a slug to the face.

@karelpgbr 3 жыл бұрын

Mohamed Nail HOLD UP

@josephmoriarty8421 3 жыл бұрын

What do you mean hes dead i used one bullet

@Rockyikes Ай бұрын

Rewatching old badger videos and the bulldozer saying “AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL” got me dead 💀

@KommieKaze 3 жыл бұрын

Cloaker be like: “STOP RESISTING” while blasting 30 hollow points in you dead body. Also imagine a “Fritos Robber” loadout that has a m79 or china lake grenade launcher.

@derekmensch3601 3 жыл бұрын

You mean an M79? An M67 is a fragmentation grenade.

@adankpancake 3 жыл бұрын

its like real life

@astronaut3248 3 жыл бұрын

David Wolford Same, relative. Mood. Mood.

@KommieKaze 3 жыл бұрын

Shit my bad i was thinking of the year 1967 but you right and i will correct it 👌

@insertgoodname5615 3 жыл бұрын

yeah, the cloaker's way of handling the problem did not age well.

@hansstrudel9614 3 жыл бұрын

I remember one time when I was doing the gauntlet of pain known as "kiss the chef" (25 bags on cook off on overkill+ which takes well over an hour excluding the several failures at about the 20 bag mark) I had the funniest and most infuriating experience with a cloaker ever. So I was the designated cook and i was just minding my own business when I hear a cloaker booking it towards someone which was odd since my buddy and I were both upstairs. As I'm confused by this I see the cloaker ascend through the floor to drop kick me in the face like it was Jesus on the third day. From that day on I've had a religious respect for the reality bending properties of cloakers.

@sabindumbrava712 3 жыл бұрын

was in a small map in a office (don't know the heist) and then I turned a corner and a clocker jumped above me I couldn't stop laughing then IT HAPPENED AGAIN I finished the heist and had died of laughter my friend was beside me he couldn't stop laughing too (sorry for bad English it's my second language)

@hansstrudel9614 3 жыл бұрын

@@sabindumbrava712 I've noticed that as time has gone on cloakers do stuff like that more often. Like they'll charge straight at you then suddenly stop or hit a wall. It's kind of funny going through the game with the initial impression that cloakers are a force of nature and completely unstoppable to suddenly realizing you guns can atomize them in one hit. Same goes for bulldozers.

@oH_._ 3 жыл бұрын

@@hansstrudel9614 you and the cloaker are essentially two gunslingers in a duel and whoever has the quickest draw will win the fight.

@ruggedtundra7618 3 жыл бұрын

Bro kiss the chef is easy

@EzekiesAcheron 3 жыл бұрын

@@oH_._ Ya' not wrong tho.

@krispybacon4u278 10 ай бұрын

I had fun rewatching this series in preparation for payday 3 hope badger will play it

@isaacfrand3824 Жыл бұрын

Bulldozers: Master of bullets Cloaker (or cloamker): Master of infiltration and jump scares Badger: Master of Shitpost

@swattofficer6624 3 жыл бұрын

Was on a train with my brother and he got to watch as I legitimately tensed up as my fight or flight instinct kicked in as the train made the EXACT sound as the cloaker randomly.

@justuspickle 3 жыл бұрын

legitimately the most distressing sound on the planet

@fenrisinfernum2343 3 жыл бұрын

I still legitimately flip my shit whenever i hear that sound. My dad was playing payday 2 without his headphones on and I was sleeping on the couch in the lounge, he got jumped by a cloaker and I woke up, fell off the couch, and had a moment of panic before i realized what actually happened XD

@John-Stark 3 жыл бұрын

@@fenrisinfernum2343 Did a Cloaker pop outta nowhere in your dreams as well?

@josephstalin7801 3 жыл бұрын

I was sleeping one time and my best friend was playing payday with the night of a million cloakers mod on and I was terrified when I heard all the cloakers that I jumped off the bed and went under it for a few minutes

@justuspickle 3 жыл бұрын

@@josephstalin7801 wow Gordon Ramsey I didn't know you played payday 2