I am a 15 year old with no children watching an infomercial for a miniature blender at 4am. What a time to be alive

alcoholic grandma is my fave

There is nothing funnier than the husband who clearly got dragged there and is contemplating suicide

this started like it was an "adult film"

OH MY GOD!!!! IT HAS A _FACE_ ON IT??!?!?!?!?

"Nice package." - Granny

when grandma is the life of the party. “ARE WE DOING SHOTS”

Baby and bullet are two words that do not go together.

I don't think baby should stay overnight at grandma's when she's clearly drunk.

The poor guy has this "Someone please kill me" look on his face, and the Asian woman gets a bit too excited about cups with faces on the,.....

"9-second" chicken and rice? It took 20-seconds!

Glasses guy is my favorite part of this. I feel like he thought he was going to be in a different commercial and wound up doing this one and just said fuck it.

i like the slowed down version much better

M A G I C B U L L E T M A R G A R I T A S

ARE WE DOIN' SHOTS???

"here's the cool part" seriously she's said that every time

R.I.P Frindle Babbin.

They talk about only making fresh, healthy food bor the baby but what if one day I decide to throw in a Twix bar and some popcorn?

"My gift to you is forcing you to watch a half-hour sales pitch!"

Imagine having a baby shower just for your friend to come in start showing this new kitchen gadget like its an ad in the Truman show.

Can we all just sit down and talk about how relatable the guy is in this video

The sad part thing is in 15 years when I’m gonna have a kid I can picture myself buying one of these

The only good thing about this infomercial is that they had Mick do a cameo appearance delivering the Baby Bullet

Dear Lord that pregnancy looks terrifying-

Why couldn't they just use the ordinary magic bullet that they already had?

My God, I am a chronic insomniac. How have I missed this? Now, my life is complete and I can die knowing true peace. Thanks for posting!

GRANDMA LIKES TO PARTY!

I actually bought and used this thing for making hermit crab and fish food (purees and grinding up stuff) and it's very good at it's incredibly specific purpose. Of course when you have a baby you're going to only be able to use it for the small time you have a baby, it's probably more useful for making food for crabs and fish considering how long they live. I wasn't able to use it for human food purposes because the first time I used it I ground up dried meal worms. Commercial is still really, really bizarre

MISSING SINCE 2007

Needs more grandma

Mangueyne banana

say "baby food" one more fucking time

At 4:50 the husband's face cracks me up every time.

When i was a kid i never realized what bad acting this is😂😂”ARE WE DOING SHOTS?”😂

holy shit this is awkward.

With every second of this commercial I grow slightly more insane.

I love that they use the word delicious to describe baby food.

😂😂 I absolutely love the shocked faces when they learn babies need more food as they grow

You gotta love infomercial time - the "9 second" puree took only 20 secs to make! :D

I thought this was a comedy sketch and the Baby Bullet would become demonic. Seriously. I was waiting for this.

Hold on a minute what is this? Me: are you deaf?

OK in all seriousness, I got this at Goodwill for a couple bucks bc I have an aversion to giant blenders (I only use them for single-serve smoothies and so on, and I have a severe joint disorder so I don't like how heavy some of them can be) and it's the best blender I've ever used and dissembles for easy washing. If I ever see the full sized ones 2nd hand I'm absolutely gonna get that too.

So Mick is a Magic Bullet delivery man. Wow, there's actually lore in these infomercials.

Grandma's disappointed face at 6:00 is priceless

5:55 just might be the saving grace of this baby shower from hell!

There are times when I'm glad the comment section exists. This is one of those times. I love reading comments on infomercials. :'DD

oh my god, it has a FACE on it?!?! that is so kyoot!

That moment when you realize the crazy grandma is just a glimpse into your future... o_O

I love the grandma and husband!!!!

Imma put some chapstick and peanuts in there and see what happens

DAT GRANDMA, DOUGH

ARE WE DOING SHOTS?

5:38 Those people have never seen plastic before. I've never seen so many people so amazed by a set of goddamn plastic containers. With faces on them.

I can't tell if the guy is supposed to look like he doesn't want to be there, or he can't believe that his career has come tho this.

Also I love how hostile mom is

Poor Mick got demoted to delivery guy!

That grandma is absolutely unhinged and I LOVE IT

This infomercial has all the components of a hilarious movie. The alcoholic grandma, the bitchy mom, and the suicidal husband who’s wife calls all the shots

Jenny, you might not think so yet, but THIS, is a *BIG DEAL*

I don't know if I like this sped-up version.

"we need a new bullet express" "dont worry, just make it smaller, put handles and a face on it"

The guy actor seemed so out of place and it made things even more awkward. 0:51 LOL he seemed so annoyed with his wife!

Why would anyone thumb this down? This is the peak of acting, scriptwriting, screenplay, direction... for movies it's basically all downhill from here.

Chadtronic brought me here this comerical is halarious.

Love the cameo from Mick!

"The face is SO CUTE!" Um no, it is so creepy.

Fyi, it's just a blender, don't be fyooled.

Fuckin classic grandma

That guy in the glasses just is begging God to just take him now..

Chadtronic anyone?

I mean can you blame the grandma? In her place I would want to be drunk too

OMFG IT HAS A FACE OR ERRMAHGAWD A FACE AND SWEET PATATO ERRMAGAWD

someone was paid to make this

IT'S JUST A FUCKING BLENDER!!!!

I love you for posting this. This one in particular had me cracking up.

I hate when people say "for baby".

Not gonna lie I was hoping for a cameo from Hazel and Berman.

2 years later I am back thanks to Chadtronic. Time sure does fly doesn't it?

I'm scared

is this satire?

What's up with the obsessions with the faces on the little cups?

My worst nightmare... Baby showers and informecials combined.

"Okay, you got me a blender..NOW SIT DOWN!! This is my baby shower!"

I desperately want an edit where the first minute is exactly the same, until the lady opens the package and pulls out a decapitated head, and the entire thing turns into a horror movie as the guests find all the exits are locked and the lady's coming after them with her baby bullet blades.

this is what happens when you invite multi-marketing Molly to the baby shower

At 2:00: "My babies loved them." Uhhh... loved? Past tense? What did you do to them? And where did you get that pate you brought...

Seeing this thing obliterate solids into liquid would be the only reason I would ever think of having a child. That said, children suck.

How hard is it to buy a food processor, then store the food in a container?

""Kris, you might not think so yet, but this;is a [[bigshot!]]"

I'm not sure if I want to thumbs up or thumbs down this. It's horribly hilarious.

Jenny, you might not think so yet, but THIS is a BIG DEAL!

The grandma should have done this infomercial instead!!!!!!

"In our house, sweet potato's are our BFF... Baby's Favorite Food"... are you fucking kidding me?

I'm concerned about the yellow shirt lady's fascination with the faces on the cups

Years later I just caught the Nice Package joke 😂😂😂

The drunk grandma and the depressed husband made the commercial. Idk what it made it tho

That lady is pregnant with a couch pillow.

maybe food

Either I'm drunker than the grandmother, or she says food with a few extra vowels. "Fooued"

No more alcohol for Grandma. 0:54