Magic Bullet To Go Part 1

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10 жыл бұрын

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@SukkaPunch321 8 ай бұрын

I love how this informercial series has its own lore and cult following.

@wolverinefangowings 4 жыл бұрын

So Hazel left her husband? Was dinner just too much of a production?

@MissRoux 3 жыл бұрын

AHAHAHA YOU MADE MY DAY!!

@shadowwwwwwwwwww 2 жыл бұрын

of course, it's ALWAYS a production.

@jerrykingery9019 2 жыл бұрын

@gregorypalmer5403 Жыл бұрын

Go Red Wings !

@mike91mdk45 Жыл бұрын

She just couldn't resist the berman

@MuchWhittering 5 ай бұрын

I love how the returning characters from the first one know exactly where this is going, and they're sick of it.

@MichaelHanleyRFSN Жыл бұрын

The way Tina looks at Mick. The tension between them is undeniable.

@michaelpryor78 3 жыл бұрын

I've never seen a group of people in the 2000s so shocked at the concept of a battery operated appliance

@Stillreal312 11 ай бұрын

Mick flirting with Tina right infront of Mimi, but i feel like their marrige is a sham anyways

@mattbaker7305 Күн бұрын

You don't see any real physical affection between them. It really seems like Magic Bullet sales is the only thing keeping them together. Sad to see. They seemed so naturally in love in the original infomercial.

@latinolawdog5067 Жыл бұрын

Nothing like introducing a shriek grinding sound in the middle of a serene forest setting. Ahh, nature.

@Risuna Жыл бұрын

Acting truly peaked at "That's. An electrical. Appliance."

@annewhite4567 7 жыл бұрын

*making an iced coffee in my cubicle* what was that Barbara you're on an important phone call and can't hear over my "ridiculous racket" I can't hear you over my magic bullet to go it's perfect for home and office use

@johnsoberano3463 7 жыл бұрын

anne white news

@mike91mdk45 Жыл бұрын

"Thanks for the socks, big boy. "

@Lake3015 7 жыл бұрын

I was expecting Hazel to tell Berman he needs to work on his tongue exercises.

@darrenclements 5 жыл бұрын

Imagine going out into the wilderness with this, only to find Mick and Mimi waiting for you with this thing. Seriously though I love the bullet cynicism from the crowd in this one :)

@halfsourlizard9319 Жыл бұрын

... waiting for you with this thing ... and three kitchens worth of food.

@sampaul5853 3 жыл бұрын

Everybodys disturbed about Hazel coming outta the tent but Tinas over here on her 2nd guy with eyes for Mick 👀 i dont wanna hear it anymore 😂

@janw1699 6 жыл бұрын

"If you're like Mick almost every meal starts with it..." Chopping curry powder?

@danielthan44 3 жыл бұрын

Jan W yes exactly 😂

@Castorell 2 жыл бұрын

Curry powder for everythinnnng

@alexlea896 7 жыл бұрын

The pancake part is literally a replica of the muffin part from the original. They even use the same dialogue

@LadyJuse 5 жыл бұрын

The entire thing is basically a retread

@thequadrupleagent4130 2 жыл бұрын

they call this a callback lmao

@mattbaker7305 8 күн бұрын

The writers wanted to meet the needs of those wanting a new commercial, but also those who loved the first. This way. Everyone gets. Exactly what. THEY WANT!

@rogercurtis9876 7 жыл бұрын

Hazel just woke up from a bender

@dave09gla 7 жыл бұрын

Berman and Hazel bumping uglies ruined everyone's appetite.

@kevinpatrickcarey3741 Жыл бұрын

jelousy!!

@jennabee309 Ай бұрын

The chorus of "eeeEEEEEwwwwww" made me ugly laugh

@metamorfoggie 7 жыл бұрын

They are the kind of couple that invites you in just so they can sell you something.... haha

@leelalo6625 3 жыл бұрын

Or an occult

@kainedakillerv2704 2 жыл бұрын

I had no idea they made a second advert. Even better they used the original actors. Brilliant 😂

@Josh-hv5ni Жыл бұрын

“We make life easy at home🎶🎶” “What if you could make salsa at the lake? Margaritas at the campsite?”

@mguy091 3 жыл бұрын

lol 2:47 I love how Berman is just so sick of their shit.

@moursundjames 4 жыл бұрын

I was so hoping that Hazel was going to be a part of this party, and then at 6:35, out of nowhere... to the applause of millions.

@SukkaPunch321 9 ай бұрын

Her and Berman got pretty hot and heavy.

@WealthyIndustrialist 4 жыл бұрын

These are the greatest infomercials ever. The characters and implications are amazing. Name one other infomercial where one of the characters hates her boyfriend, everyone is visually and audibly repulsed finding out the alcoholic was banging the old lady they didn’t even know was there?

@WealthyIndustrialist 4 жыл бұрын

I forgot the guy who calls out his wife over chopping garlic. Her reaction is priceless. Haha.

@JKentF 2 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

@thequadrupleagent4130 2 жыл бұрын

Tfw your infomercial has lore

@bradleycotton3237 2 жыл бұрын

@@WealthyIndustrialist Barney?

@courtneybachinski89 2 жыл бұрын

Someone should really check on Dino. He appears to have suffered a mild stroke 😳

@bradleycotton3237 2 жыл бұрын

Why haven’t they done a “Where Are They Now” with the cast?

@wolverinefangowings 3 ай бұрын

Most of them are doing all right, thanks to the Magic of the Magic Bullet. Mick and Mimi got divorced after they both learned the Magic Bullet had uses...let's just say beyond the kitchen. His alimony payments have taken a real toll on his ability to buy curry powder, but his "Australian" accent has charmed many a woman at the bar - not to mention his self-mixing party mugs with color-coded rings. When word got around that Mimi could be satisifed in just one....two.....threeeeeee seconds, she was never lonely either. Hazel and Berman eloped after this campout. They bonded over a love of cheap bourbon and cigarettes. Thanks to the Magic Bullet, Hazel can cook dinner for him every night and it's never a production. After seeing someone make smoothies in the middle of the woods, Barney's whole world crumpled and he very nearly ended up in an asylum. Happily, he has pulled it together and is now in trade school, studying to be an electrician. His wife is proud of his achievements and no longer delights in seeing him cry; they went on to have five kids and feed them gourmet feasts prepared using nothing but a microwave and a magic bullet. Dino's life took a darker turn. He never forgave his wife for humiliating him in front of their friends, fellow campers, squirrels, and a bunch of strangers watching on TV. A week after they got home, the cops walked in on a grisly scene as he attemped to fit what was left of her remains into the bullet blender. And that other couple from the first infomercial? Well, they occasionally see news of their old friends on MySpace (remember, this is early 2000s) and realize they were probably better off getting out when they could. Still, they will never forget the memories they made at the get-together they still refer to as "Last Night's Barbecue."

@michaelduran7984 3 жыл бұрын

Tina really hates Dino and Mimi...she cant even hide the fact that Mick is the one she wants!

@Jmorris3265 5 жыл бұрын

3:07 she knows there’s no stopping them once they start.

@jennabee309 Ай бұрын

As someone who was obsessed with the original commercial as a kid, I cannot believe I haven't heard of the Bullet Extended Universe. This changes everything.

@HeyMyLifeIsLibby 5 жыл бұрын

Berman avoiding the straw and went straight for gulping the coffee...Dino consulting his wife on what to put in his omelette...Hazel waking up for pancakes...Complaining about a wife wanting to see him suffer. This entire infomercial is a straight up mood.

@DrSpikeSpiegel 5 жыл бұрын

Magic Bullet Cinematic Universe.

@smar3167 5 жыл бұрын

I hope Mick washed his hands before grabbing the ice after hiking two mountains

@danbarker4857 7 жыл бұрын

Barney and Dino? what is this a Flintstones reunion?

@Jude300c 3 жыл бұрын

Rofl

@quinna5537 2 жыл бұрын

Fred and Wilma were in the first one.

@WealthyIndustrialist 4 жыл бұрын

Hazel likes her smoothies with bananas and nuts. The innuendo. It’s amazing.

@stoneychi8648 2 жыл бұрын

I'm 26 and miss when this actually aired on TV I use to love it

@iluvbluecookies97 2 жыл бұрын

These magic bullet infomercials were so ridiculous on their own, but these comments are making me crack up even more.

@BallparkHunter 4 жыл бұрын

Yeesh, it doesn't take much for Barney to be impressed.

@NightridewithNikki 5 жыл бұрын

I have to ask, is magic bullet fan fictions out there. That would be kinda awesome. This comment section would be perfect at that, also did Hazel sneak in with Berman?

@Pokefreak493 6 жыл бұрын

Really?! Okay, I didn't think I'd be the one to say it... Mick doesn't know the difference between Strawberry Banana and Mixed Berry?!

@Laylec 6 жыл бұрын

This is the 3rd infomercial for the magic bullet...we are no longer surprised that you can chop garlic in 3 seconds 😒

@leelalo6625 3 жыл бұрын

There are fresh garlic paste and minced sold in stores. So there is that.

@BioSoftStudios 3 жыл бұрын

Question, what was the 2nd infomercial?

@Laylec 3 жыл бұрын

Biohazard Studios magic bullet, magic bullet express, magic bullet to go

@morbidsearch 2 жыл бұрын

@@Laylec Wasn't bullet express after bullet to go?

@kevinpatrickcarey3741 Жыл бұрын

im still surprised!

@donwilliams4526 6 жыл бұрын

Vermon never disappoints!

@CJODell12 5 жыл бұрын

Berman

@deeprose4 7 жыл бұрын

So Hazel apparently lives in her housecoat, and no one ever says anything about it.

@AfrewSpines 5 жыл бұрын

Nobody fucks with Hazel.

@latinolawdog5067 Жыл бұрын

That's because Hazel will fucking put you in the ground if you try to cross her.

@BillyLeeGoodman 4 жыл бұрын

Everybody gets. Exactly. What. They. Want! Tesh... hazel did..😂😂

@SukkaPunch321 9 ай бұрын

They may have gotten new supporting cast members, but Bermen was pretty damned essential as a retuning cast member.

@singerg02 7 жыл бұрын

Berman is one cantankerous bastard, is he not? x'D Also, did it sound like Hazel and Berman decided to bang it out to anyone else or just me?

@Vinny792 Жыл бұрын

Everyone is thinking the exact same thing. I think it might’ve been intentional even though it kind of ruins my appetite of wanting to eat the food they make when they plant the image of Hazel, banging Berman in the tents for all the viewers at home.

@justinm.1 4 жыл бұрын

@3:47 took me a while to realize he was intentionally trying to scare her lol

@ladycplum 2 жыл бұрын

This one is basically the exact same as the regular Bullet infomercial, with the addition of pancakes, an incorrectly-made Denver omelet, a second-hand Frappuccino, some chili, egg salad, a protein shake, Berman and Hazel bumping uglies, and a few extra frozen drinks.

@grindlounge 2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the Famous 3-bean Texas Chili

@1Cheytown 6 ай бұрын

@grindlounge they did mention that sad looking chilli in their comment 😂😂😂

@mattbaker7305 Жыл бұрын

Ah yes, nothing says famous authentic Texas chili as much as a middle aged British man rush-cooking, over puree'd ingredients, on a sex cult camping trip.

@actionmayne3742 7 жыл бұрын

A three way with Mimi and Tina....yes please

@AfrewSpines 5 жыл бұрын

Berman probably beat you to it.

@bayareacertified 3 жыл бұрын

@the middle man thats all you homie

@kevinpatrickcarey3741 3 жыл бұрын

@@AfrewSpines no doubt

@jmack3411 4 жыл бұрын

When did Tina and Ike split up?!?!? Did she cheat on Ike with Dino?!?!?

@MissRoux 3 жыл бұрын

Feels like a tv show!!

@namelesssmokemonster 2 жыл бұрын

That’s incredible!

@AGoodVibe Ай бұрын

Damn I can’t tell you how often I’m on my boat wishing “you know, I wish I could blend smoothies right here right now”

@kanaren9455 Ай бұрын

LOL I love how they're acting like the Magic Bullet was the reason they didn't bother making these meals. Like oh yeah, chopping onions. That's the entire reason I never had chili in the woods, it wasn't the heavy cans, the ground beef I had to keep fresh, the saute pan I didn't want to cook, a source of heat to cook the actual thing... no it was the onions. I couldn't chop them.

@wessikes 11 ай бұрын

Glad their ice survived overnight for those smoothies...

@MA-naconitor Жыл бұрын

The Mick and Mimi saga continues!

@BallparkHunter 4 жыл бұрын

Why isn't Dino sure what type of omelet he likes?

@frankiegreer6258 10 ай бұрын

My Aunt bought a Magic Bullet and when it arrived in the mail she tried to put a whole watermelon in it cause she wanted some watermelon juice. I told her you first have to cut the watermelon in small pieces and add some salt and water. She made me cut the watermelon in small pieces which took me an hour and by the time I was done my Aunt went to the sofa then turned on the television and took a nap. I had a few pieces of watermelon and went home. The End.

@jcampton1 7 жыл бұрын

Here's the problem, You're at a camp, not an RV. How do you wash these? With the dishwasher to go? i'd like to see that

@masonwilliams9090 5 жыл бұрын

Nearby river or lake will help you with this problem, or else you should think about bringing water-bottle-to-go and soap-to-go alongside, you're welcome

@venomwise 3 жыл бұрын

We can't forget the chop Berman into itty bitty pieces and bury the evidence to go

@asherlopezsioson8927 5 жыл бұрын

Me: using the bullet to go in the office Co worker: hey bitch be quiet Me:the commercial said i can use it in the office Co worker: they are wrong this is the quiet office

@DaveQZ85 8 ай бұрын

No salt or pepper in anything 😂

@Josh-hv5ni Жыл бұрын

6:59 shows that mick is hooking up with the knockoff Mimi

@morbidsearch 2 ай бұрын

Mimi is the knockoff Tina let's be real

@bradleycotton3237 2 жыл бұрын

I love Tina out of all the cast! 👩🏼💙

@daniellueke4717 6 жыл бұрын

2:37 They hiked 2 mountains in one morning? Holy fuck!

@kevinpatrickcarey3741 Жыл бұрын

hit Everest in the afternoon

@E.B.J.S. 2 жыл бұрын

Tina has a new man. And by her attitude towards him, he is not going to last either.

@puppypower84 6 жыл бұрын

with all those beans in the chili, somebody is gonna have massive farts

@elvinklobocista5720 2 жыл бұрын

3:48 Woah that is magic. Lol 😂 oh Dino classic.

@ryannodorft16 7 жыл бұрын

6:47 I don't think she is acting

@Jude300c 3 жыл бұрын

Im so done. They go on to say " We know you like your pancakes with banana and pecans." The inuendo is devastating lmao

@MichaelHanleyRFSN Жыл бұрын

Dino must either have allot of money or something big for Tina to put up with him..

@237photo 3 ай бұрын

The worst part is not chopping garlic, it’s cleaning the magic bullet

@mattbaker7305 8 күн бұрын

I don't think it was intentional, but Dino's "I don't understand that's an electrical appliance" and Tina's response of "Just let them go..." is actually pretty funny, in a post-modern, absurdist humor kind of way. (Think faux commercials ala Tim and Eric).

@NimbleQ 3 жыл бұрын

Omg I was so worried when I didn’t see hazel at first 🤣

@wessikes 11 ай бұрын

Remember how she made a late entrance in the first one...

@Mike-pj1kv 4 жыл бұрын

Hazel appears to sleep with that same cigarette in her mouth.

@pizza_pizza_pizza9943 5 жыл бұрын

Tina and Mick are totally having an affair

@mitchellagain881 5 жыл бұрын

Tina got a new husband

@aualga 4 жыл бұрын

And unlucky for her, he's a complete idiot!

@chriscott1971 4 жыл бұрын

and Hazel left Ralph from the 1st one.

@nesquiked 6 жыл бұрын

These comments are too damn funny

@aquagamer1212 3 ай бұрын

3:48 Blondie is so sick of him lmao 😂

@dakotareeves3939 4 жыл бұрын

The Magic Bullet to Go can do any job, anywhere, in 10 seconds or less.

@halloween2004 2 жыл бұрын

2:47 Berman air quotes from hell

@crossfirehurricane2285 2 жыл бұрын

"Thanks for the socks, Big Boy." Ewwwww Too phunny!

@torgiebride8558 7 жыл бұрын

Yes, that's good and fine, but doesn't a Denver Omelette have green peppers in it?

@justinclick4731 5 жыл бұрын

Torgiebride85 yes it does have green peppers in it

@bradleycotton3237 2 жыл бұрын

@@justinclick4731 🫑

@sharpy8498 7 жыл бұрын

Longest 6 seconds

@mattbaker7305 9 күн бұрын

Tina has it bad for Mick. Something is going on there. He goes out and picks her fresh blueberries and look at that smile she gives him... It's telling. 6:58 Netflix could learn a thing or two about showing not telling from this infomercial's narrative.

@brittlizzzzzz 5 жыл бұрын

What kind of lunatics bring all of these appliances to go camping?

@FJX716 Жыл бұрын

I know it’s an infomercial but imagine having friends that talked to you like they weee trying to sell things to you all the time.

@leslieslass 5 жыл бұрын

I wonder why she ignores Tina, could it be jealousy. No wonder Tina draws her eyes off Mimi constantly. She likes the men but not the girls.

@jimt.626 Жыл бұрын

Obviously there’s hate between Tina and Mimi as if Tina’s saying “wait till I get my hands on you!!!”

@Seilermann Ай бұрын

4:27 Dino is a bit slow… tbh I’d be helluva confused too if I saw all of this unfolding before my eyes.

@leelalo6625 3 жыл бұрын

6:40 This just got really awkward.

@Vinny792 Жыл бұрын

So Burmen, I hear ya like older women 😂

@Canwegetsubscriberswithn-uq1eu 5 жыл бұрын

NINOOOOOOOOOO would like one too

@dawfurby 3 ай бұрын

Woah woah hold up. Did hazel just do something to those socks?

@BallparkHunter 4 жыл бұрын

Yeesh, Hazel with sleep with anybody.

@wolverinefangowings 3 жыл бұрын

They told me this could do any job, in 10 seconds or less, even from the middle of the woods. It's been 5 hours, night has fallen and it still hasn't put my tent up.