Jack Stauber looks like that fun uncle who gives you presents every time he visits

Only Jack Stauber could pull off that voice crack on ‘cry’

jack looks like that kind of person who’ll comfort you in every situation idk why

this man looks like the single most coziest person on the planet , I don’t even care how weird that sounds I just wanna hang out with him for a day

all i want is him to collab with bill wurtz ... imagine the level of fever dream nonsense music they could create together !!

*someone calls me* Them: hello- Me: *b a b y h o t l i n e*

0:30 cool that he made the effect like shooting in the head

what everything and baby hotline means: Well heres stuff "Please hold me close to you" is refrencing that the hotline is putting her on hold (or such as that the person or girl was calling the hotline) "Still time to do it too" refrencing that well, theres still time to do it, "Hoarder of quarters" meaning that the girl used a payphone so she used some quarters but it was too little so she needed a "hoarder of quarters" All i know, Bye!

jack stauber: exists sleepykinq: *heavy breathing*

Jack Stauber and Bill Wurtz are the gods of weird animation and catchy music

For those who don't know:the girl was having suicidal thoughts and depression when he said I believe your drinking eye never opens she was drinking and after drinking she smashed the bottle and it hit her eye when he says let me hold close to you when she was calling the suicide hotline and put her on hold for 20-30 minutes when he said flatline means she died and when he said hoarder of quarters means she was collecting quarters for food and water etc when he said baby snack time because she has no food to eat when he said pills that make you cry means that she eats pills to make her Kill herself when he said I hate hoping means it was too late and when he said I will go back outside to see that your okay mean but when they pick up was too late because she killed herself Edit:please like because it took so long and I told you all of the info Edit 2:btw here is some extra info in the original video you hear gunshots mean she killed herself and you hear telephone sounds at the end but they were too late because she killed herself Edit 3:hoarder of quarters and snack time means she was poor and homeless Edit 4:is it hoping or coping?

Jack Stauber looks like that one favorite uncle who rarely visits.

Jack please don’t lose your messy hair, it’s amazing

*_Why are your videos always satisfying to watch?_*

Jack looks like what I would imagine that one cool dad

This was pretty animatic. ANIMATIV BATTLES-

Is no one gonna mention how smooth that first line is?

Jack Stauber: **uploads** Animation memes: It's free real estate

The vocals during the chorus are phenomenal. In fact, the whole chorus is phenomenal. Heck the WHOLE SONG is phenomenal. It’s so genius and dark but somehow still manages to be a banger after years. This is definitely my favorite Jack Stauber song.

Bro awakened the whole dreamcore fandom with this one

I swear jack looks like looks like a mix between a lumberjack and an anime character with that hair

*dont you just hate it when someone cracks open your eye to have a cold one*

Jack lookes like a sweet person, idc of how weird his songs r, i would hang out with him for a whole day

One of the greatest songs where the lyrics actually have meaning. How is Jack so good at writing songs most of the time?

Jack stauber looks like he gives good hugs

Billie Eyelash: My videos are the weirdest Jack Stauber: *Hold my clay*

Jack looks like a nice family member who just appears every 5 years

jack looks like he gives AMAZING hugs

Why is this so cute but so dark and gruesome

We need FULL VERSIONS of your songs Jack

You can hear a phone sounding voice that says "please hold" when jack says "please hold" referring to when her GF called a hotline (you probably know) and they said to hold.

0:11 bro summoned a roblox chezburger💀🗿

everybody gangsta until jack opens his *drinking eye*

I can't express how much I need a hug from this man

Essa música me identifica mt, obg

I'm Addicted to this song. 5/16/2024

my stab at the lyrics: Baby Hotline Please hold me close to you Baby flatline Still time to do it too Baby snack time Chow down to earth but hold your head She's a hoarder of quarters And no boundary boredom No boundary boredom I contend that your drinking eye Has never opened I insist somebody will die And I hate moping Wishing that the pills let you cry And I hate hoping Someday I will go back outside And see her ok

The perfect man dosent exi-

I swear to god when i heard the gunshots in the music for the first time i couldnt unhear it till Today..

the boy is so cute!💕

You don’t need to understand it. You need to _feel_ it.

I've got a theory that this song is about someone calling a suicide hotline because of a broken relationship.

Jack is the only man on earth that can put a voice crack into cry

Let me explain- this is vid abt his gf. She was suicidal, and one day a call took her life. She made a call to some sort of place bur she was put on hold for too long and she shot herself by the time they answered she was unfortunately decomposed What you didn't know: in this song all the blurrs and loud irritating noises are signifying her comminting suicide

i dont know why but this guy has everything, hes cute, hes talented, he can produce and compose, im feeling pretty useless tho

I want, scratch that, I NEED a full version

For people who doesn't understand, thing sing "Baby Hotline" is about suicide and someone's girlfriend called baby hotline and committed suicide if I'm correct like

Even though the lyrics are terrifying this is still fire

dAMN please make an extended version!! what a bop

I really want the extended version of this song

Jack looks like that one cousin

0:07 this part is kinda fire tho

I need this as a full song omg I’m obsessed with it

i have a smol theory on the meaning to this i think this song is about a couple, that just had a baby _(baby hotline, please hold me close to you)_ but the baby ended up somehow dying from a disease or accident, in the hospital, because they couldn't save it _(baby flatline, still time to do it too)_ and that makes the wife go crazy _(she's a hoarder of quarters with no boundary borders [i think that's the lyrics??])_ and she falls into a depression, so starts taking pills _(wishing that the pills let you cry and i hate coping)_ that makes the husband very sad, he's the one that made her take the medication because he wants her to be better, and he hopes someday she will get better _(someday i will go back outside, and see you're ok)_ this is just my personal interpretation, if you have a differing theory feel free to share it

This is the best song ever

Hotline Bling: ✋😤 Baby Hotline: 😊👆

Let’s relish this before TikTok gets to it. Edit: STOP COMMENTING ON THIS I WAS YOUNG AND STUPID 😭

jack is so underrated because he does all the editing, animation, singing and so much more for all of his songs

0:22 the best part

Temazo

Jack why do you look exactly like my uncle I have questions Is this what my uncle doing upstairs all day on Saturday

Baby Hotline Please hold me close to you Baby flat-line Still time to do it too (Ha-ha-ha!) Baby snack time Chow down to earth but in your head She's a hoarder of quarters And no boundary boredom-dum Boundary boredom I contend that your drinking eye has never opened I insist somebody will die And I hate hoping Wishing that the pills let you cry And I hate coping Someday I will go back outside And see her okay

Only jack can do the cry voice crack

His song is stuck in my head

My one problem with Jack is that his songs are so catchy that they get stuck in your head, but so good that listening to them over and over doesn't wear out their catchiness, so they'll never come out of your head

my stab at the lyrics: Baby Hotline Please hold me close to you Baby flatline Still time to do it too Baby snack time Chow down to earth but in her head She's a hoarder of quarters And no boundary boredom No boundary in boredom I contend that you're drinking eyes Never opened I insist somebody will die And I hate hoping Wishing that the pills let you cry And I hate hoping Someday I will go back outside And see you ok

where an object is a fool

Ive been listening to this on repeat for almost two days (with breaks but still)

The lyrics are so incoherent but they are so groovy.

Holy shit that second half is really good, need extended version please.

0:23 this is where the song gets good

Givin me those object fool and animatic bsttle chills

i missed this magical music making beard god

Physically seeing you is always so shocking and fascinating, this reminder that you are a real person behind these lovely oddities.

Can we take a moment to appreciate the animations??

Kids 2024: its a normal Song Kids 2019: people who know💀

0:22 is the best part, nobody can say otherwise

we need an album that has all the short songs on it

I thought this was a whole 2 minute song or something. I was surprised it’s only 43 seconds!

Jack Stauber is one of those people who just seeing them transmits happiness. And it seems that when he goes to greet you, he gives you a hug. We love you Jack 🤝

These are so great. Going for a ride on an artist’s brain.

Jack’s voice crack on “cry” kills me every time. It sounds desperate and lonely and its my favorite part of this song, even if it is a bit bittersweet

For those who don’t know, there was one woman that was In depression and wanted to kill herself and she called the suicidal hotline and they were telling her that she shouldn’t kill herself, but she was also a coin collector so that’s why there’s a line that said “ a hoarder of quarters”

0:06 why is this so cute

i absolutely love the _dudu dun dun_ _dudu dun dun_ -rhytm in the beginning

Jack, Bill Wurtz, Cyriak, the 3 KZfaqrs lived in harmony. But everything changed when demonitization attacked-

lyrics: Baby hotline please hold me close to you baby flat line no time to do it to baby snack time chow down earth Hoarder of quarters no boundary boredom Um um bound dream boredom (scream) I content that your drinking eye has never opened I Insist somebody will die and I hate hoping wishing that pills let you cry and I coping someday I will go back outside and see her okay

There's no one gonna talk about the eyes and every Jacks vids

Theory: _Jack be calling._

Jack stauber looks like he'd be a chemistry teacher!

So the person who created the song, Jack Stauber, was the friend of the person he’s singing about. His friend was a woman who called a s*icide hotline, a place where you go if you want to k*ll yourself, and they kept saying they were fully booked, no matter how many times the lady tried to call them. Finally, the hotline called her back again and they found out that was already dead, and k*lled herself. The music effects are meant to sound like intrusive thoughts, phone ringtones, gunshots, and much more related to this topic. This has a very catchy beat though, I have to agree on that!

Jack looks like he would give nice hugs 🤨

hey dad thanks for that extended version it was pretty cool

You are one of the better artists who display their work on KZfaq. Always so expressive and original.

the animation is SO GOOD!!! this is awesome

0:13 gives me the chills

Its a bitter sweet feeling when you wanna buy this mans albums yet there all SOLD OUT on his website

my theory about this song is about a couple where the wife/girl is dying. "I contend that your drinking eye has never opened" basically the girl is really sick and can't really do anything. Can't see the world. "I insist somebody will die and I hate hoping" the man knows his wife is gonna die he insists that she should die so her suffering ends but he hates hoping that because he doesn't want to leave her. "wishing that the pills let you cry and I hate coping" the man becomes depressed and hates coping with the fact that his wife is gonna die. In the beginning we see a phone hugging another phone basically a hotline of comfort and talking about feelings. Its called a baby hotline because the man keeps crying like a baby about the fact that his wife is gonna die. "she's a hoarder of quarters and no boundary boredom-dum" she is a hoarder of quarters because it costs a lot of money to keep her alive I guess "someday I will go back outside and see her okay" on this part I have 2 theories. either a happy ending basically he sees the girl waiting for him outside his house or something and feeling all better again. or a sad ending where he refers to "outside" as heaven or the afterlife. maybe suicide to go to heaven and see her again. most of jack staubers song are pretty depressing anyway so I doubt that this one has a "happy ending" my theory is probably not the actual story but I guess it makes sense in a way--- and thank you for the people that actually had the time to read all of that XD Edit: guys please i wrote this a year ago, I didn’t really look into others theories nor check if i got the words right,,

The fact that this actually makes sense is sad because the last line is just eye watering…

2019: cool song! 2024 “deleting apps for likes” 💀