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Haha I didn't even realize that...he's marking his territory lol

If it was a Ford, I wouldn't blame him.

Lmfao

LMAO

HAHAHAHHHHAHHHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is hilarious !!!

So true he won't leave

peaceful mode 🤡🔨

Easy mode takes 4 hits of a diamond axe to kill a zombie bruh,normal takes 3

Omg this is so adorable

That story put tear to my eye and brought warmth to my heart thank u

Yb

Update us if/when you see Jetson again!

Dammit Jetson ❤❤ Did you ever see him "one last time"?

A group of crows, is called a Murder

Hello Erica how are you doing today

That 'angel' is an invasive species.

I got a good laugh from that, thank you XD

This comment made my day 😂

*_Thanks_*

HAHAHAHA

I laughed.

Been looking for this comment 🤣🤣

Bruh

Lmao

Same Ju pi

Yeah I saw that

The bird in the video is actually also a misidentified common grackle

Same

the birds all of us at this point

I love naps

Lmao I think we all do friend

We get very sleepy after food, digestion takes too much energy

Optimaloptimus50 50 you saw that too?

IMAJEEP Yep.

Well, bird poop is really easy to clean. Naturally, If someone got mad at a bird they nurtured and loved for pooping on their car, they'd be silly in that respect for expecting otherwise. I have had many birds and when you raise them, you couldn't care less if they pooped on your head or furniture, cause they are just so loving and look up to you so much, nitty bitty things don't matter, just them and that relationship.

Uh

@@cryppi1510 you're right. They are birds. They don't know why they shouldn't poop on a big blue metal thingy.

Mya6 FACTS.

He is a great Father to that bird 😊

Expect me if i had some money and i wasn't lazy asf

Very true

Ya

I can’t say I shat on a car when I was a teenager. I didn’t fly away either come to think of it.

@@plan4life well I sure the hell did

Russell Mccune which? 😉

@@plan4life I flew away of course. What kind of person shits on a car??

Poop and run.

I had a pet duck as a kid that we found after a hurricane. If you turned the porch light off he would peck on the door until you turned it back on. He would also jump in your lap like a dog. Birds are pretty cool

you raised a fat swimmer and the embodiment of the devil? well done

And you ate them?

t3n9 I ate them bro while they were asleep

@@mrhalfwit972 who is the fat swimmer and who is the embodiment of evil

Had same thought.

Kinda hard not to think that with the magical music playing

@the Emperor of man I thought the hairiest is Rapunzel?

Huh? Duh... A lot of people has bird pets. You sobinto Disney shitty stuff🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@@brightblue2512 R/wooooosh

Hello Gregory how are you doing today

What an unbreakable bond!

Yep

Its become imprinted!

@@schuey089 ?

@Todd M I wonder if he got it vaccinated or something. Probably not though

papi juan: That bird is smarter than you. He knows a good deal with a great Daddy when he sees it.

It seems so 😊

He can be my daddy ❤

papi juan why you typing like that

Damn must be nice to have a father in his life

yeah

yeh the bird be like....when we goin fishin dad? can we go see a game at the weekend n get hotdogs??

@@tiarnan76 then the dad yells at him to shut up, goes out to buy milk and never returns

@@_AbhiRam_ and the bird startd humping all the local animals...n pretty soon u have moose running down the road and as theyre about to get hit by a truck....they flap their wings n fly off into the forest of woe....

tiarnan Wtf

People might think he's a Disney princess.

I'd think he's Harry Potter or something.

@@Free_Snooki You a Harry Potter fan?

@@The_Hush_Dragon Yup. _🧙🏽‍♂️_

@@The_Hush_Dragon House?

Oh they'll poop more than on your car. Shoulder, arm, everywhere really.

As a thank you

It's good luck. He knows how dangerous those things are.

That made me laugh💀

The cycle is complete.

School would be more interesting The ocean would be clean 2å million trees would be planted each year Few well known animals would gi extinct Global warming would be 3x slower Less people would be sick Etc. Basically a semi-perfect world.

Or the animals would outbreed us and we would be prey

We could fly 😱

Well, the socialists leaders cater to people like him to destroy capitalism.. he's their prey

@Mr KAG lol

Lol, mines too

LOL!

@Advocatus Diaboli . Random but ok

@Advocatus Diaboli you and your family stay safe.

No

" you liar! *flies away* "

Ofcourse you are right.

Ysaa _l.y. Well he can certainly tell his pals that his dad is bigger than their dad 😂

*theoddonesout refrence...?*

My dad has a longer life span than your dad

Lol

Haha, or dropping off his laundry.

Lol

*Kids... how typical ! ! !* ☝🤓

You gave me serious laugh my friend. More of a LMAO laugh ;)

Well I have a cat too lel when he was going outside he always came back also he sometimes fight with the other cats?

I know she'll be back but my mind overreacts 😆

@@creime5484 thats how i am with mine. She has some sneaky little beans so she's quick and quite if need be when it comes to bolting out the door. I try to walk her on her lead but shes a big baby and hisses at me when its time to go back inside.

@@thebitehandle360 same as mine but if she go out of our gate, she just looks down in the spaces and doesn't go far away 😆

Well thats is same though ya know!?

OwO

Nothing "belongs" to us. Especially not people. Love is not possession

@K W What, you don't believe in personal property or something?

time for amazing chest please read my newest comment.

Perry Ellis please read my newest comment.

Maybe he will be a father soon.

I hate teenagers.

@@ElSabio159 You were one yourself.

@@ElSabio159 OK boomer

i guess this is how they learn to do their lifes best! sniping their poop on people and cars

Guy needs to train his bird in target practice so he can get him to crap on his a-hole neighbor's car. 😂😂😂

Who cares...alive beings are love...car is mode of transport

Who cares...alive beings are love and car mode of transport

@@sarikas1352 which we need to buy food for beings

so wholesome

You're all he's known* Dyslexic much

Travis Williamson exactly lol I’m surprised there isn’t a long reply section correcting that

D-eLITE Beatz 300 people understood stfu

@@traviswilliamson5780 Judgemental much. Move along with your edited comment. You're not perfect yourself.

Wrong

they’re invasive and destructive

That's too funny!!!

your kids shat on your car? 😵 tell me more 😰

A E well when babies are still in diapers they poop in your car and you can smell it. That’s kind of similar

Al Sp so are u yet here we are

@@couterei.1953 You've been there too buddy

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Lmao I came here just for this comment

"That's a good poop"

To be fair he's literally 20 days old, i bet you weren't potty trained at that age.

@OHGAS exceptionally, but youtube comments are serious business.

Starlings are terrible birds. Should’ve left it alone. It’s legal to kill them for a reason

​@@ItsAleshaReneewhats wrong with you?

​@@ItsAleshaReneejedes Lebewesen egal ob Miss Hollywood meint sie sind schrecklich, hat ein Recht auf Leben !!! Nur das des mal klar ist !!!

Kids man.

Haha lollll hahaha funny meme XD dude you are funy be conedia

How have you censored yourself

😂😂

:D 😂🤣🤣 🤣😂😂

They do that

Lmao! I just noticed that!

At that moment, the man knows he had perfectly raised a bird.

Saw that too

If that was in the morning, it's called a morning poop. Birds refuse to poop while asleep, so when they wake up, they poop out all the poops they forced to not do. I learned that from Jaiden Animations-

I know Mike, and he is a very nice guy and talented professional photographer. Used to photograph the rock bands that played New Haven Coliseum (in Connecticut) before it closed.

True true I accept the comment. I have seen many cutting the wings and torturing the birds without empathy. I appreciate for being so kind, value based and empathetic. Need such kind of a person both in this world and of course he has a place in heaven!!!!!

i knew he had a good heart asap wearing a METS t-shirt

@@rambam77 LOL

💕🐦💕

Hello Jane how are you doing today

wild life? sorry dude but he raised the bird from day 1 nothing wild about it 😂

@@yopeepthestyle8308 well, technically the specie of the bird is wild.

*than

Melts my heart every time :3 AND I MEAN EVERY *GODAMN TIME!*

Well I found a gorgeous lady and bonded with her ; boy let me tell you ..... best decision ever!!

Man I just wanna get a taste of some yummy bird

pee poee lol

Cash Coda what I mean is not to hurt them and abuse them we need more people like this man

Amen.

Nature is nature. Simple like that.

Good point.

It's a good thing that not everyone tries to feed baby birds, because it's litte risky and also tedious as baby birds can need food every 20 mins to an hour depending on the age and if people don't know how to feed the bird properly the food can end up in lungs and cause death. Most people should turn them over to animal rescue.

@@thewanderingartists Fair but it's the thought that counts.

@@thewanderingartists Maybe the person from the video actually knew these things, as he raised the bird to maturity with no problems.

@@Vitali_Osandor yes he did and he did it wonderfully ! but not everyone can, that's my point, you wanna save a bird but don't have the tools or knowledge to do it ? hand it over to someone who can :)

stellarxedits ! Then poops on his car.....

@@sincerl5455 bruh moment

Me too

Well the robin is happy with its mate so be glad your robin baby found another birdie it loves : ))

You got the ash ketchum ending

Wtf with the interrogation music😬,which is for the birds🤣😅😂

thats dope! i dont think the novelty would last. id feel bad about having it after a while.

We are birb

lmfao true

Growing in girth doesn’t count

Hahha yeah

Lmfao.

He is and the bird really does 😊

i was also shitting a tear

@@user-gt8dh7qj3w I dunno man. If you are *shitting* tears then that ain't good.

annoying voice tho

Kaakakk

Truth

Peta don't raise awareness, only the body count.

@@EverybodyIsDeadDave SO FREAKING TRUE. HOW DO MORE PEOPLE NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS? Really angers me to see actors give their money to a cause without taking a second to research it. *puke*

I'll just send my 👍🏻right here. I don't want to make your likes 70.😉

@@loneaxolotl someone else did anyway 😂😂

Bird: "Totally. Look, he lets me hold up his arm"

Bord: he feeds me when I please

@@plockdock2038 *bord? Lol

Other birds: Man..... I wish u had a humble human like that...

😆😆😆

Underrated

@Big Prick looks like you never had above 500 likes ;)

That's what kids do 💩 all over everything.

@Big Prick then why are bitching about a single reply

he's ready.

Lucky? Have you seen all the work and love he put into it?

Yeah but it’s still cool

Epic coryxkenshin pfp

Kid buu thanks

And not make it think that you’re ready for “action”

I saw that lol

@@fategaming5565 yea mee too😂

@@fategaming5565 same

Same

Fate Gaming I saw it to

It's fledged guy

Garrett Moore awesome. thanks!

Awesome! You are a wonderful person!! Most people don't have the patience for that! I raised 4 baby starlings! Very rewarding! I also had a Robin that I had to keep because of an injury. She lived to be 17 years old!! I miss her! I've raised over 30 wild birds! And most of them released back to the wild! Thank you for helping the animals!

That was my favorite childhood book. "Are you my mother?" about a bird who thinks a crane tractor is its mother.

"neat" says the bird.

i'm your daddy

The only bird egg that was successfully inseminated by a humans sperm....? 🙄🧐

"Noooooooo!" (proceeds to take refuge on an antenna).

they're not aggressive, too? that's nice to hear

c:

Just like kids always hungry

I'd invest in a bird feeder and enjoy company when I go outside.

Some pet Starlings can talk. Not many though.

Gonna def use this quote

The little prince

The bird isn't tamed. He was raised by a human. We live in a society where people believe that raising the young is taming them.

@@firepower7017 True, by that logic we all tame our kids and I have seen for a fact that many kids can be wild.

I raised and taught a baby roadrunner. He's now a spoiled fat/poofy adult that demands breakfast, lunch, and dinner. When done he jumps out the window to praise the sun then leaves or stays for the night.

He learned it from the other, "bad birds" LOL

🤭🤭

I blame the parents.

Lol

@@twogluon the dad prolly did the same on the car 😂

thats called free flight

@@thischannelisdead8571 no

it is called free flight letting the bird fly free and then calling it and free flight can be done if you raised your bird when it was still a baby and having a strong bond

@@thischannelisdead8571 ya

ZarTyder I think they still tend to fly away forever when it gets older whatever bond u got with it🧐🧐

The bird in the video is actually a misidentified grackle

Lol good one

copied other comment, you suck

Why do you even copy others comments? Just for likes? That ain't cool.

Ugh what. I just picked up on what I thought was hilarious. I didn't copy anyone, if it's anything, they share the same humour as me. Calm down. I don't have time to scroll down and look for comments to copy. I do have a life.

@@foreshadow6796 Ugh what. I just picked up on what I thought was hilarious. I didn't copy anyone, if it's anything, they share the same humour as me. Calm down. I don't have time to scroll down and look for comments to copy. I do have a life.

Yep and Im happy that he still keeps his home open to the little bird who obviously loves this strange human

I don't think starlings raise their young. They raid another species nest, kick out the eggs and lay their own instead.

@@bbranett2188 I think that's something that cuckoos do. Starlings make their own nests.

@@birb4125 Sadly no, male starlings (Starlings can have multiple mates at a time) kick out native birds from their nests, then woes the females to come. Several ornithologists have said the introduction of Sparrow's and Starling's to the U.S was the greatest travesty ever committed on native bird-life. Coming from a country where Starlings actually are native, I agree, rarely get to see any other native birds anymore because if they show their feathery faces = Starling's engage "Stuka JU87 blitzkrieg schnell schnell" mode and chase them out, I see them regularly kill white wagtails and the like and take over their nests. Not to mention the racket the Starling's are making is absolutely horrendous "SCREEETCH SCRIEEETCH" and that's pretty much their whole library of sounds, just... "SCRIETCH SCRIETCH", constantly, without a break. For next year I'll make the bird box entrance much smaller. Being a non-native bird to the U.S continent (just like the English Sparrow) is why this guy can keep the bird. Even so, pest or not, they are animals acting on instinct, and does not deserve suffering! And this Starling is displaying behavior that I've honestly never seen in Starling's before, pretty cool! I'm stoked that this Starling got such a nice home growing up, I hope it lives a long, healthy and happy life ^^

This bird is actually a female grackle which is native to the US. I followed the guy's channel elsewhere on YT. We have starlings in UK, I never heard of them raiding other bird nests. They're highly social intelligent birds that flock together and nest together in trees. You're thinking of cuckoos.

I hope that’s just a joke.

Oof, that’s pretty normal in western culture, but in Asian culture, we’re fucking staying together, unless we have personal reasons to move out of the house.

FujoshiEri which country are you from?

@Roy Ayers 276 I agree

@@oaktree7441 why not? Get yourself a job and stop being a burden duh. I moved out myself at the age of 21 myself. They didn't even had to ask. Living with someone equals living on their rules... And I don't like rules.