Alan's Funniest Bits - Series One | Mid Morning Matters

Alan's Funniest Bits - Series One | Mid Morning Matters | Baby Cow

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@eightiesboy 2 жыл бұрын

'He's either responsible for one of the biggest ornithological genocides of our time, or he's the greatest farmyard to table strategist of the last 100 years'.

@lilbun444 2 жыл бұрын

‘The ten. pence. turkey . What a thought…’

@eightiesboy 2 жыл бұрын

@@lilbun444 'tantalisingly close.....'

@dandare2586 2 жыл бұрын

Responsible for The greatest ornithological genocide ? Actually it was the Germans during WWII, who trapped and/or shot any bird approaching the French coast should it be a carrier pigeon.

@mattgarbutt254 2 жыл бұрын

The whole Bernard Matthews bit is peak Madeley…

@stanmonzon5788 2 жыл бұрын

The latter

@DiRtYLaWs2007 2 жыл бұрын

I’m a massive fan of Alan across all formats but this is premium Partridge in it’s purest form.

@fredflintstone8569 2 жыл бұрын

It's textbook Partridge, it really is.

@DoctorPompidou 2 жыл бұрын

Lovely stuff

@Oooo-bi7bi 2 жыл бұрын

Grade A, locally sourced arse to ear holes verbal diarrhoea. With complimentary cobbler’s.

@DoctorPompidou 2 жыл бұрын

@Wild Berries Top Gear magazine

@vhseshproductions2378 Жыл бұрын

That is first class

@itsMrNoble 9 ай бұрын

I love how Sidekick Simon is always a bit nervous around Alan but also soaks up his praise.

@blazepond5518 2 жыл бұрын

such a great era of Partridge

@christopherslade663 2 жыл бұрын

Peak Partridge

@harri7416 2 жыл бұрын

@@christopherslade663 Easily. Well said.

@moonmoon221 2 жыл бұрын

He's bounced back

@christopherslade663 2 жыл бұрын

@@moonmoon221 😆

@grahamdrummond2412 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah 🤪

@EmpyreanSasarai 2 жыл бұрын

Tim Key is so amazing in this, every single little look and gesture has me feeling so sorry for him!

@StrangelyBrownNo1 2 жыл бұрын

Old mate is actually an incredible actor

@skullsaintdead 2 жыл бұрын

Check him out on Taskmaster series 1, he's incredible. My favourite contestant. Goes all in.

@EmpyreanSasarai 2 жыл бұрын

@@skullsaintdead his acting when he says he didn't cheat by pulling out the plug is exemplary

@skullsaintdead 2 жыл бұрын

@@EmpyreanSasarai Omg yes, his denial is sublime! So competitive, I love it.

@charleswhitney3235 2 жыл бұрын

He's so funny, I love him on This Time

@boosh90 2 жыл бұрын

This is *GREAT* banter! It really is......

@jammygitt 10 ай бұрын

The dead air while Alan tried to remember what he had to eat 🤣🤣🤣

@KCJ1999 2 жыл бұрын

"The Clifton Suspension Bridge was built for people like you, and the fact you can drive across it is just a bonus"

@MrChrisBarker 8 ай бұрын

He was an unpleasant person, a bit like.. Jamiroquai.. 😂

@refoliation Ай бұрын

Alan was the guy who kept moving his furniture around inducing insanity, virtually.

@pbyr695 2 жыл бұрын

So many gems - “I had already commenced foreplay when I remembered I hadn’t renewed my tax disk”

@robertbarbour7017 2 жыл бұрын

I was howling at that. 😂

@gzz8551 6 ай бұрын

Quick call to the DVLA, sorted.

@elpadre4202 2 жыл бұрын

"she sounds like she's being touched on a bus..." also the guy that rang in about sliced bread being the best thing, that had be in tears that bit...

@curious1147 Жыл бұрын

Momal mwam 😂

@pampalazz Жыл бұрын

Can I have a T Shirt ?

@kneeenaw4 Жыл бұрын

I think it was voiced by Simon Greenall (Michael the Geordie)

@isaacfielding7565 9 ай бұрын

That line about the voiceover artist cracked me up - glad someone else noted it 😂

@banarnya 8 ай бұрын

I can't get over how flustered the caller was getting about sliced bread, from the outrage to the slight accent, that whole (terry's chocolate) segment is hilarious

@simonlawrencesings 2 жыл бұрын

All the love went from his eyes. Chilling.

@theprophet9429 2 жыл бұрын

He's clearly a character. He definitely is!

@Chris-B. Жыл бұрын

There's that cattiness again.

@ElliottHurst 2 жыл бұрын

"She sounds like she's being touched on a bus!" Caught me off guard

@skullsaintdead 2 жыл бұрын

"And that's a relish!" "... mustard." Is some of the best comedic dialogue I've ever heard. Is it bad I can recite this word for word? Please Steve, Armando and Tim: bring this back. I enjoyed the new series of This Time with AP but Mid Morning Matters just goes all in, jokes one after another. Incredible how many they manage to cram into such a simple format: two dudes sitting in a DJ booth in (North*) Norfolk. Just guys being dudes. One of the funniest shows ever made.

@thelonesoldier 2 жыл бұрын

Mustard. I'm there, yes. I'm here.

@Richard-hv5hh 2 жыл бұрын

I agree it's much funnier than "This Time" Your right about his wonderful interaction with Tim. Hope the character continues in whatever new format they come up with.

@zootsoot2006 2 жыл бұрын

You should also include the Gibbons brothers, I think they're the main writers of all 'post-I'm' Partridge. Geniuses all but it really does come down to the enactment at the end of the day, which is 100% Coogan. I don't think there's any comedy that crams as much funny per second as Partridge.

@deepzepp4176 2 жыл бұрын

“This Time” is pretty awful. Some funny set-pieces, but it’s very cliched. And Coogan’s performance is just off somehow.

@seanbrown8533 2 жыл бұрын

@@Richard-hv5hh *you're

@glenbrucecostello4464 2 ай бұрын

Im sat here watching this in the Tea room at work with headphones on , and im laughing out loud i regret NOTHING ...Still love AP after all these years .Hope we continue to see him on our screens for years to come.

@thegrinderman1090 Жыл бұрын

15:07 "it's 7.01" "very nearly" That's really tickled me. Mid Morning Matters has so many excellent throwaway lines between the main jokes. The way every sentence is spoken, the facial expressions, the timing. It's Partridge perfected.

@20thCB Жыл бұрын

Alan's sheer pedantry in getting the caller to say spaghetti bolognese instead of spag bol :-)

@paulmorphy6187 2 жыл бұрын

'All the love went from his eyes' 🤣🤣

@gzz8551 6 ай бұрын

“This is great banter, it really is”

@wayneorchard5570 Жыл бұрын

I never tire of Mid Morning Matters. Liquid comedy.

@gzz8551 6 ай бұрын

THAT....was a goal!

@Road2Apollo 2 ай бұрын

@@gzz8551AND ANOTHER!

@sargonsblackgrandfather2072 2 жыл бұрын

“I think panel beating was too narrow a topic” Howling 😂

@Deanster101 2 жыл бұрын

then over-compensating with "whats your favourite thing"....brilliant

@Rroovviah 5 ай бұрын

It’s sliced bread innit?

@horaceosirian8993 4 ай бұрын

15:04 "An egg panini, with extra egg. *_AN! AN! AN!_* Extra egg." F**king genius :)

@nickpower3185 2 жыл бұрын

More than Ever,we need Alan Partridge 😊

@mgnoodle2589 Жыл бұрын

And all the love went from his eyes

@stephencole4498 2 жыл бұрын

Honestly the best Partridge series ever.

@bachbelle1299 2 жыл бұрын

Alan….you have got me through some tough times in my life. This is classic Partridge. Thank you for making me cry with laughter!

@marcschweitzer Жыл бұрын

Are you on an E?

@simonRTJ Жыл бұрын

Steves character has never suffered from bad writing in the 25+ years he's been on telly, i'm so glad Alan is still around, what's so bizzare is that I realised Alan hasn't changed in all that time, as i thought over the years he had become more sympathetic, no, its because i'm now closer to him in character now as i approach 45, I see some of myself in Alan, which adds a new fresh comedic layer to his character, im laughing at myself, something i did not relate to when i discovered him in my early 20s. Working with Steve many years ago was great and a pleasure, I never mentioned however, that I admired his work, i wish i had.

@mikesmith1485 Жыл бұрын

Name dropper.

@jakezywek6852 7 ай бұрын

Needless to say, you had the last laugh.

@hmq9052 2 жыл бұрын

Ruddy bloody brilliant

@WaddedBliss 2 жыл бұрын

Whenever I hear brave mentioned I always say to myself "so ruddy, bloody brave." 😂

@lisacampbell4819 Жыл бұрын

“It’s an idiom”. “You’re an idiot.”😂😂😂😂😂Dear Lord I LOVE THE HILARITY OF STEWART!!!😅😊❤

@Cheezwizzz 2 жыл бұрын

“That’s not a condiment, it’s a hot sauce!!” 😂😂

@charlesbarnett2724 9 ай бұрын

"Direct access to Hobs Road must have been like the promised land to civil engineers."😂😂😂

@joethelion6016 Жыл бұрын

I'll never forget Alan's huge plate in the travel lodge.

@scotlandr Жыл бұрын

Linton Travel Tavern! 😂

@joethelion6016 Жыл бұрын

@@scotlandr Yeah 😆 but we all know it was really a 'Travel Lodge'

@davedennison7386 Жыл бұрын

"Have you got your big plate, Alan?"....brilliant..

@danielmatthews1993 Жыл бұрын

12” plate 😂😂

@allisonday893 10 ай бұрын

It’s actually a great idea 😂

@antichamber-arustflavoured3210 3 күн бұрын

"I mean you can't just summon up tumescence like room service" Brilliant!

@LifeOfRy 11 ай бұрын

13:29 the frenetic pace of life… In _Norwich_

@NewSpirituality 2 жыл бұрын

‘..but leave your keys in the ignition so people can shift your car afterwards ‘ 😂😂😂

@lostinberlinofficial8998 2 жыл бұрын

The greatest of all time. Long live Alan Partridge. My dad took me to see his stand up show when I was 12 back in the mid 90s.my dad's passed now but was a massive partridge fan he never lived to see mid morning matters... Imo the very best of Alan Partridge

@chilldude30 2 жыл бұрын

This is top notch Partridge.

@Deanster101 2 жыл бұрын

“Bernard has not actually rung the neck of a turkey for a few years and even then it was for a charity event” I’m in tears of laughter.

@MamaLinz123 2 жыл бұрын

‘Rod…’ ‘Hull?’ ‘No, Stewart’ Im roaring!

@joneseyboydc Жыл бұрын

I can't help but wonder exactly what kind of charity event that would have been...🤔

@richardellis6246 2 жыл бұрын

They are vast. I've got to send this to Jonathan Ross 😂

@michaelmccullagh2241 2 жыл бұрын

fucking gold

@dean7652 10 ай бұрын

Mid morning matters is actually the best form of partridge

@kyranlewis4759 2 жыл бұрын

The Bernard Mathews part is gold

@FranksMuseumOfGaming Жыл бұрын

"We wrestled" "Well we didn't wrestle" my most used Partridge quote

@barryjamesw 2 жыл бұрын

The genius of Alan Partridge is that it gets better with every watch - there are little subtleties that you can easily miss he first, second and third time round! Although, I may be a little slow on the uptake!

@doyd90 2 жыл бұрын

"yeah you're a compleme cunm".... Literally burst out laughing every time I watch that 🤣

@susanreinert6962 10 ай бұрын

Alice Clunt

@damianclark550 2 жыл бұрын

Bar far one of the most underrated series

@leighlimbrick9375 2 жыл бұрын

You know that 👍👌

@drdassler 2 жыл бұрын

Underrated by who exactly?

@IpswichRobert 2 жыл бұрын

@@drdassler the op probably meant in the sense everyone raves about things like Mrs Brown's Boys and nonsense like that yet MMWAP israrely spoken about

@MrRorySteel 2 жыл бұрын

@@drdassler Yeah everyone seems to rate it highly weird comment indeed

@drdassler 2 жыл бұрын

@@IpswichRobert I've only heard Mrs Brown's Boys spoke about with contempt. I've never heard a single person say it was any good. It's the Boris Johnson of comedy. I was being rhetorical anyway, 'underrated' is the most misused word on the internet. They mean underappreciated but are so used to judging everything on how many likes it gets. I just like being a douche about it. 😜

@samsummer8382 Жыл бұрын

This is great banter, IT REALLY IS!!

@darraghtormey1500 2 жыл бұрын

I have to say, this is truly great banter.

@kneeenaw4 Жыл бұрын

Sliced bread caller was Simon Greenall who plays Michael the Geordie

@Nicola2949 Жыл бұрын

Knew I recognised that voice! Also the first woman caller was the same woman who called in talking about Gandalf and his “long white beard” on series 1 of “Im Alan Partridge”

@waynewhitebeam1144 2 жыл бұрын

Steve Coogan is Fantastic...Simply the best Tv comedic shows the UK has ever produced..He gets better and better..👌👌👏👏

@rogerramjet5302 2 жыл бұрын

The look from both after 'power steering' was perfection!

@invokedbyred 11 ай бұрын

The hot water bottle gag was brilliant. The timing was spot on, especially the second hand up to stop Simon from saying it again 😂

@johnLennon255 7 ай бұрын

The look of defeat on Simon's face

@a1b3do Жыл бұрын

7:08 I've been chortling over "Dave and Samantha" for an unreasonable number of seconds

@stevetobin7495 2 жыл бұрын

hi best series by far...perfect culmination of character building

@ezo2161 Жыл бұрын

This and the books are the pinnacle of partridge

@michaelmccullagh2241 2 жыл бұрын

"lovemaking could begin in anger" hahaha

@MarlboroughBlenheim1 2 жыл бұрын

“That’s not a condiment it’s a hot sauce”.

@imanihekima1659 Жыл бұрын

I'll always fondly remember when MMM Series One first appeared on KZfaq, without fuss or fanfare.

@Frank-om4fc 2 жыл бұрын

Coogan is a genius with his timing....

@FootballForty1 10 ай бұрын

The delivery of “mammary” is just perfect.

@artomarto679 2 жыл бұрын

The look at the camera @18:30 is brilliant

@GarySinghgsin3725 Жыл бұрын

I listened to this in the shower - absolutely hilarious - but then I watched it and it was ten times funnier! You must watch it to fully appreciate the genius of this guy!

@tac2456 5 ай бұрын

Alan is the best comedy character I've ever seen. Please make more series or mockumentaries, it's been too long and I'm watching everything in repeat for like 10 times now, we need more much more! Love from Portugal

@jimcreee3299 2 жыл бұрын

both series of this were I think the best partridge.

@grahamdrummond2412 2 жыл бұрын

I agree, I loved the first 2 series, but when I watch them now, they seem a bit old fashioned & a bit twee, these ones, every single line makes me laugh

@jimcreee3299 2 жыл бұрын

@@grahamdrummond2412 the tv show had the laugh track on it which doesn't help. but this stuff in the studio is so tight without distractions. masterful. would love for him to go back to this format, must be a hell of a lot cheaper too

@maffatoo308 2 жыл бұрын

This is great banter… it really is

@keepgoing1973 2 жыл бұрын

His opinions are outrageous. I'm searching my soul to know how and why he has them. Brilliant, this is Alan gold.

@bramblestown 2 жыл бұрын

great banter, it really is

@lpgibbo7463 Жыл бұрын

Back of the net . . . everytime!🤣

@lucasm3879 2 жыл бұрын

This is great banter!

@ducklabsgaming4676 2 жыл бұрын

'What is the best *thing*?' 🤣😂

@robbrennan8158 11 ай бұрын

Never gets old !

@1derehman 2 жыл бұрын

‘ Here is a guy who is prepared to push the envelope’ such classic Alan! Space world!

@Chriswatney 7 ай бұрын

Season 1 is peak Partridge. Who else used to have the App on your phone, that shuffled your music, playing the show as if it were the radio in between tracks…?

@Theunbiasvoice 2 жыл бұрын

“Roles in like Lord Lucan” 😂😂😂 the context behind that joke - well played writers

@chicohunt1206 2 жыл бұрын

Exquisite. Easily lost on many I would guess.

@chicohunt1206 2 жыл бұрын

@@grantmalone lord lucan is famous for going missing and never reappearing. To use that as an example of comparison for someone who just “rolls in” is the joke.

@zapkvr0101 11 ай бұрын

@@chicohunt1206yeah. I got it. Also its funnier if you remember all the sightings of them that happened after he disappeared. He popped up here in Australia in the mid seventies. According to the Sunday papers.

@zapkvr 8 ай бұрын

*rolls*

@MorrisseysMonkey 2 жыл бұрын

Bring back Alan on the radio. These were funnier than 'This Time'! 😂👍

@svensvenkill 2 жыл бұрын

I dunno, 'This Time' had some amazing moments. Let's have more of both!

@SaintDomingo1 2 жыл бұрын

This Time is incredible. Watch it a second time.

@starrage7926 Жыл бұрын

@@SaintDomingo1 Delilah the slag from the Bible

@AdAstra78 Жыл бұрын

@@SaintDomingo1 This Time had a lot of great moments, but it was VERY inconsistent. Especially when compared to Mid Morning Matters, which barely missed a beat across both series.

@Weird-City Жыл бұрын

@@AdAstra78 I think it's one of his greatest works - but he has many great works doesn't he. Saxondale was phenomenal. Also the one where he worked the supermarket tills for a day and became really good at it 🤣🤣

@raminybhatti5740 2 жыл бұрын

The inane banter about boozy pub lunches reminds me of the few months I listened to Chris Moyles BBC breakfast show back in the day. 😂

@banarnya Жыл бұрын

this is great banter! I cry every time I watch the first scene XD

@MontyCantsin5 2 жыл бұрын

This is sooo goooood.

@jimcreee3299 11 ай бұрын

superb. best partridge by far

@thewengerinn5555 Жыл бұрын

"She's the Ford Escort Cabriolet of middle-aged women..." Oh Alan, how i love thee

@jon4324 7 ай бұрын

He's basically Richard Madeley 😂

@100Ref 2 жыл бұрын

"It's an idiom". "You're an idiot!" & thereafter - so funny!

@JohanHerrenberg 2 жыл бұрын

The Essence of Partridge.

@gzz8551 6 ай бұрын

There must be 6 things to laugh at every second. 😂

@Weird-City Жыл бұрын

I'll never forget when this came out. It was first published for free on KZfaq I think. Such high quality comedy - no marketing - it just appeared! Have wanted to re-watch the series ever since. It's hard to say - but this may be my favorite Steve Coogan series.

@bogstandard3014 2 жыл бұрын

David Dickinson's expression🤣 brilliant

@1seansouth 2 жыл бұрын

"I've come up with a top ten list of things not to say to a customs officer" "Time for travel update with Chris Gifford. Kippers. That's what I had." great writing.

@simonmackness403 5 ай бұрын

Peak Partridge. The writing is sooo good.

@dale3852 Жыл бұрын

Im so glad i came across this

@davidrosephotography51 Жыл бұрын

the sliced bread section is brilliant! utterly brilliant

@stevea.b.9282 Жыл бұрын

Great banter.

@GST51 2 жыл бұрын

the first 3 mins are , if anyone can remember them ... is SO Chris Moyles and "comedy Dave " , complete with the contrived "riffing" banter and dead air ! sure they had them in mind in that scene

@MamaLinz123 2 жыл бұрын

I agree with you 💯😂

@GST51 2 жыл бұрын

@@MamaLinz123 it is ..painfully reminiscent , isnt it ? of that dark period in the history of radio ..where inexplicably , that juvenile, fat , utterly unlikable character Moyles was allowed to indulge in his delusional belief in his own charisma daily on a national station .. it beggars belief ! But then again , we are talking about the same radio station ..that in more recent time saw fit to indulge the odious Nick Grimshaw in the same way , a vacuous , vapid man with no discernable talent and a voice more suited to silent movies , no doubt only getting his position thanks to his (obvious) homosexuality !

@PibrochPonder 2 жыл бұрын

The 10 pence Turkey

@martindowney8737 Жыл бұрын

It has been a privilege to be thought of as Alan Partridge.

@1seansouth 2 жыл бұрын

People only abbreviate when they are humorous - brilliant

@garethmorgan3665 2 жыл бұрын

Wonderful stuff ! The ' From the Oast House' podcasts on Audible have me laughing out loud too and also bare repeated listening . Coogan has an amazingly versatile voice and uses it to great effect on that. Would highly recommend to Patridge fans if you haven't heard it already .👍

@johnjames2397 2 жыл бұрын

I second this, along with the “nomad” and “I, partridge we need to talk about Alan” both are in audiobook form read by the man himself on KZfaq

@Chris-B. Жыл бұрын

Sorry, I just trumped.