Pyrocynical acknowledging Doug's existence is the best thing to happen
@Midbooze Жыл бұрын
based Doug
@Freewavez808s Жыл бұрын
Collab plz
@Sparkle0501 Жыл бұрын
Cope
@Thomas_Angelo Жыл бұрын
Did you not see Jschlatt impersonating him?
@skyline2601 Жыл бұрын
@@Sparkle0501 shut up morbius
@HeisenbergTheFirst Жыл бұрын
I could easily see pyro living life as a gta character if he releases petscop 2, just imagine the revenue that's waiting for him.
@Mandate_of_Heaven Жыл бұрын
a life of luxury and depression, seems accurate for a gta character tbf
@JimmehRulez Жыл бұрын
Ok
@ChesterCheatin Жыл бұрын
trevor
@st42278 Жыл бұрын
I feel like maid dress stream will do the trick
@taguulima6279 Жыл бұрын
+$3
@dirrrrrrr Жыл бұрын
I never thought in a million years Pyrocynical and Doug DeMuro would ever cross paths 💀💀💀
@TheInfamousBreasticle Жыл бұрын
Lmfao yeah I'm scrolling through my notifications and I see dougs face on pyrocynicals video and I think my brain reversed time for a second.
@echo9911 Жыл бұрын
Same 💀💀💀
@Yeard491 Жыл бұрын
I’m so fucking high right now, it scared the hell out of me when I saw the thumbnail xd
@giancarlo418 Жыл бұрын
Same
@weegeemovement8532 Жыл бұрын
fr fr
@jj6184 Жыл бұрын
I love British hotels where they give you fancy cuisine like beans on toast
@Mandate_of_Heaven Жыл бұрын
eggs on toast
@ltyarv8071 Жыл бұрын
Ale
@sponky8614 Жыл бұрын
Toad in the hole
@luv6071 Жыл бұрын
Aka shit on cooked bread
@simoxii9806 Жыл бұрын
I like that in the 100K/night room the bar has bottles like the Bombay Sapphire Gin, which costs around 14€. What a joke
@shabath Жыл бұрын
Nobody pays 100k a night, that's just what they print to get the paid influencers to cream themselves because "they have made it".
@marcuso7350 Жыл бұрын
And some of the drinks in that menu were on the $50-$200 range lmao
@minte1972 Жыл бұрын
100k a night for the wetherspoons drinks menu
@Graknorke Жыл бұрын
drink is one of the few things where more expensive really does equal more better quite a way up, and they didn't even splash on that. such a scam lol, but rich people are fucking idiots so I'm sure enough fall for it
@blutygergaming8789 Жыл бұрын
That's like. A lot of ounces
@magicsteve5523 Жыл бұрын
I’ve been watching Doug for a while, he loves weird quirky things but you can always tell when he doesn’t like something, this is one of those videos.
@friendlyneighborhooddg Жыл бұрын
thank you for your anecdote
@realmackle Жыл бұрын
"That pool table is not like any you've played on before" -Pool table felt: 10-40$ on amazon -Various paints: probably around your house That's not a flex. That's a one day diy project lmfao
@Reac2 Жыл бұрын
The paintjob also looks garbage because it goes over the rim. Like it would look so much less cheap if it was just the bottom
@Freewavez808s Жыл бұрын
I always knew pyro was a dementia patient
@Sparkle0501 Жыл бұрын
💀
@Mandate_of_Heaven Жыл бұрын
nah bro dude has Alzheimer’s
@Thomas_Angelo Жыл бұрын
Because he forgot he already watched this video?
@child7976 Жыл бұрын
@@Thomas_Angelo It was all in le head.
@Freewavez808s Жыл бұрын
@@Thomas_Angelo because you can see the nostalgia in his eyes
@NakedAvanger Жыл бұрын
i love how pyro always has these edgy introductions "At the dawn of creation itself, mankinds first and greatest achievement were hotels"
@Mandate_of_Heaven Жыл бұрын
speaking of edgy
@carlito19934 Жыл бұрын
Lmao real life npc commenting on this comment hoping for internet likes to fill the void
@bruhincarnate5431 Жыл бұрын
Actual tumor
@dwightd.eisenhower2031 Жыл бұрын
@@Mandate_of_Heaven love how the bot uses a Russian flag lol. Like he knows he’s gonna get some white 14 year olds see that and think “russia bad?!”
@powderedtoastman1858 Жыл бұрын
@@Mandate_of_Heaven 💀💀
@doingyamom Жыл бұрын
As a pyro fan and a Doug fan, this is absolutely fantastic to see
@Mandate_of_Heaven Жыл бұрын
Holy W
@B1aLaF Жыл бұрын
@卐-LAKEHUNTIST-卐 [Z] 🇷🇺 You're going to die slipping on a ping pong ball one day. It's not going to be quick, mind you. You're going to slip on a ping pong ball and hit the edge of your table so hard in just the right space that you end up paralyzed from the neck down the second you hit the floor. You'll be able to scream, but nobody's going to hear it. You can beg, but absolutely no miracles happen. Nobody stops by your home and finds out what happened to you until dehydration's finally gotten to you and you're nothing but a lifeless corpse.
@sabersz Жыл бұрын
I would love to see Pyro try and review some expensive car like a McLaren F1 with zero prior knowledge to what it is
@Ziedmac Жыл бұрын
Same bro
@monkeybirthdaycake0627 Жыл бұрын
@卐-LAKEHUNTIST-卐 [Z] 🇷🇺 Man, Russian supporters are just not afraid to admit they are neo Nazi's.
@HillbillyHades Жыл бұрын
Doug (the guy in the video) makes great automotive content btw. Been a fan for years.
@tykedopwnz Жыл бұрын
THIS
@LvLsetter Жыл бұрын
@@tykedopwnz I LOVE when he does that in his intros! 🤣
@OMG1680 Жыл бұрын
the kutztown dragon...
@christiancombs6808 Жыл бұрын
@@tykedopwnz today I'll be going over its quirks and features! And then I'll give it a Doug score
@FunnyMannager Жыл бұрын
Sadly pyro isnt a car guy so i dont think we gon get car content🥲
@birdie6359 Жыл бұрын
Those pillars deadass look like those candy dots you’d get as a kid at a candy store lmao
@professionalamateur417 Жыл бұрын
As a Pyro AND Charlie (penguinz0) fan, I love to see Pyro slowly resembling him and keeping us updated with things going on in real life and outside of gaming.
@Freewavez808s Жыл бұрын
M O I S T F U R R Y
@Mandate_of_Heaven Жыл бұрын
Sounds good on paper, but being a copy of someone sounds boring and just bland in my opinion. I am a fan on pyrocynical slowly evolving his content more and more, but just sticking with one this will not work in the long run. just look at kwebblekops content for example
@lillexus5589 Жыл бұрын
Kinda questionable to attribute that to Moist though, other creators have been making similar content for longer
@MumboJumboZXC Жыл бұрын
@@Freewavez808s don’t. Don’t put it like that.
@Jebudu-cm9id Жыл бұрын
@@Mandate_of_Heaven yup. I think if he wants to get back for solid into commentary he should do tubes again or stuff like jaystation videos, those were much more distinct. But hey it is his creative direction, if he ever feels comfortable with this direction, then he should go back.
@l0lLorenzol0l Жыл бұрын
The oldest hotels aren't that young Pyro, you mistook the "oldest STILL OPERATING hotel" for "oldest hotel"
@dylandreisbach1986 Жыл бұрын
My family went to a really nice hotel once while my dad was on a business trip. We even got access to the VIP room. It might have been a thousand or more a night and it felt like a complete waste of money, even though we weren't paying for the room. It was just a hotel room, we used the lounge thing once for a slightly better breakfast but besides that its just a bit nicer. Rich people are weird.
@r3dr4te963 Жыл бұрын
Rich people have too much money, they sometimes confused how to spend it. Real rich people btw
@humphreywolfe Жыл бұрын
Ah yes, shuba duck
@tinntinnamp Жыл бұрын
@@r3dr4te963 It's crazy, because they can literally dictate what they want or don't. It's like they just hear something is expensive and flock to it. Very weird. If I was rich I'd rather pay people to build my own hotel rather than stay in that creepy ass butterfly and polka dot hotel.
@jooot_6850 Жыл бұрын
They should give me their money. I’d make better use of it.
@emimimix Жыл бұрын
as someone who lives in Vegas, let it be known that we also find this hotel room stupid asf and that as long as you’re outside the strip, everything is actually cheap and decently priced lol; the only thing I can see this “hotel room” being used for is to hold big company events that would waste $200k a night on it
@tjwilliamson8637 Жыл бұрын
7:36 Homie said "New Vegas" again 💀
@YoursTrulyGarbage Жыл бұрын
"Where's the part where it's worth the money?" that killed me.
@justamicrowave2572 Жыл бұрын
I love that pyro had to ignore chat because they were spamming “pyro what’s your fursona” for half the vid.
@halbarroyzanty2931 Жыл бұрын
"looks like a children's hospital" damn he was spot on at a glance
@seen7163 Жыл бұрын
I like how pyro complains that there's no grass in the middle of a desert.
@Flamme-Sanabi Жыл бұрын
We have the technology to change that.
@joeb.4204 Жыл бұрын
watching this gave me flashbacks of the time I had chronic pneumonia and had to stay in a childrens hospital for 4 days
@benjaminsantangelo996 Жыл бұрын
I was only half convinced that the place was "child hospital" themed, and then I saw the three medication-themed set pieces and lost all hope.
@roowut Жыл бұрын
ah yes, what a great view of parking lots and traffic
@solarwalkman Жыл бұрын
I never thought in a million years that I'd see Pyro and Daddy Doug in the same video
@randome.p.wvideos Жыл бұрын
I never in my entire life thought I’d see Pyro talk about Daddy Doug Demuro!
@supraguy4694 Жыл бұрын
Knowing that Pyro is aware of Doug DeMuro absolutely made my night
@birdlawyer3411 Жыл бұрын
For the viewers at home Pyro exploded a hotel and then entered a portal into minecraft.
@compatriot852 Жыл бұрын
10:44 Pyro having a British moment. Does he realize Nevada is pretty much entirely desert and mountains?
@lechocolat3783 Жыл бұрын
Pyro over here expecting huge fields of grass and big trees in the middle of the Mojave desert XDD
@ThisUsernameSystemF-ckingSucks Жыл бұрын
@@lechocolat3783 fake grass does exist lol. But holy hell, I'd prefer dirt/sand over a concrete wasteland.
@derpstick5467 Жыл бұрын
@Cryinglaughing eventually everything will be a concrete wasteland, enjoy the sand while it lasts.
@striderwhiston9897 Жыл бұрын
This is like every city in america though, soulless, basically no grass, concrete stroads with terrible accessibility for cyclists or pedestrians.
@ExaltedUriel Жыл бұрын
Pyro's entire life is a British moment
@Thischannelisdicontinued Жыл бұрын
Buying a mansion is way cheaper then being in this.... thing for 2 days
@Jebudu-cm9id Жыл бұрын
Hey don't insult things, remember there are nice looking things, and that one is missing a mark
@komodoah Жыл бұрын
200k for a mansion, oh brother idk where you live but in this dumpster fire I call home, LA that's about a months rent
@pugasaurusrex8253 Жыл бұрын
@@komodoah LA is just a shithole
@ABIGD0G Жыл бұрын
the mansion youre gonna get for 200k is probably a one-room apartment
@frog1405 Жыл бұрын
@@ABIGD0G honestly, it would still look better than the hotel room
@alex.s9423 Жыл бұрын
Honestly underrated, I’ve probably learned more from these clips than I have from any “big” eft KZfaqr
@nihilistsoul8610 Жыл бұрын
The "Pill" theme is because you really need to be on very strong or on so many pills to rent this apartment
@NerdyBoiJay Жыл бұрын
I studied Damien Hurst when I was in Art College and I questioned my art tutor about him and got VERRRRY defensive when I said “how is a shark in suspended animation” art
@bruteng836 Жыл бұрын
seeing doug say "This is a-" not in front of a car is truly terrifying
@bendover-zi2fr Жыл бұрын
i think the real expensive hotel rooms were the friends we made along the way
@Sparkle0501 Жыл бұрын
I cried when Pyro said the best line its Pyrobin time and pyrobed Morgz truly one of the lines ever told
@Freewavez808s Жыл бұрын
😮WOW
@Mandate_of_Heaven Жыл бұрын
This is so sad guys! Please give this man a hug, he is clearly in distress.
@bigbunstudios7494 Жыл бұрын
8:10 ah yes, the ‘liviing room’
@Fantiguos Жыл бұрын
The butterflies were literally just Walmart stickers
@roowut Жыл бұрын
they can spend so much on making the room yet can’t afford a decent designer
@DerCharacter Жыл бұрын
Unironically though some of his subs might possibly be able to afford it considering some of the cars they have.
@mjenius Жыл бұрын
I'm not surprised it's 100k after seeing that pills wall that's probably just how much it cost to afford that many medicines in America
@busterb7482 Жыл бұрын
For the record, the guy who designed this hotel room (Damien Hirst) was the same guy who designed the album cover for Drake's ''Certified Boy Lover''
@alexanderblazina558 Жыл бұрын
Certified Boy Lover?
@MamadNobari Жыл бұрын
@@alexanderblazina558 Certified Minor Lover?
@busterb7482 Жыл бұрын
@@alexanderblazina558 ur so right I mixed it up
@yaogwai Жыл бұрын
The last thing I want to be reminded of on my cozy vacation away from home is a place where sick and dying people stay
@comradekenobi6908 Жыл бұрын
But butterflies
@beko9175 Жыл бұрын
Doug and pyro in the same video??? BASED
@codysingleton6262 Жыл бұрын
The fact that this whole hotel is made with a medical theme is confusing. I do not want to think about dirty medical supplies and pharmacies while hanging with the boys in my already embarrassingly priced room. Damien my man really saw this opportunity to make this room as repulsive as possible with his fixtures to make people really regret their decisions.
@mariano1196 Жыл бұрын
That hotel room looks like what I'd build in the Sims with the infinite money cheat when I was a child, just putting the most expensive crap without a second though if it clashed or not
@Destroyanad Жыл бұрын
"Only in vegas will they have a dementia ward as a hotel for 100k a night" Takes a new meaning to 'So good you forget how much you paid'
@StarchieHalo Жыл бұрын
This is genius, it's a billionaire bait hotel room
@elsaucio8828 Жыл бұрын
3:48 i love how whoever paid for this 200k hotel gets an amazing view of a cheaper, better hotel. Truly worth every penny
@dominikdot1 Жыл бұрын
pyro turning into a reaction youtuber 💀💀
@Mandate_of_Heaven Жыл бұрын
@Ionelyscythe leafy clone era
@LuxZoltan Жыл бұрын
More like Pyro becoming Critikal
@salmiakki9719 Жыл бұрын
always has been
@TwistedFireX Жыл бұрын
Pyro the grifter
@onefor2 Жыл бұрын
Pyrocynical: "peacefully reacts to the video" Meanwhile chat: *wHaT's yOuR fUrSoNa pYrOcYnIcAl?!*
@bobthebuilder7059 Жыл бұрын
Doug Demuro and Pyrocynical. Didn't expect this duo. And this guy is actually a great car reviewer so it is more intresting.
@zaphael0 Жыл бұрын
As a Vegas local...I know hotel rooms that are $200 n such are for business people, and usually the companies pay for the rooms. You Can literally find Casino hotels in Vegas that's like $20 a night. But I can confirm 100k+ a night at a hotel is psychotic, even for Vegas standards. Also I agree Vegas looks like ass during the day, but there's a reason why it's better during the night.
@mr.ltrenchcoat1627 Жыл бұрын
I’m from Pahrump (30) minute drive away. And yes. Vegas during the day looks ass. But it’s really lively at night. I really miss it tbh
@connor1586 Жыл бұрын
Yeah what I want to be reminded of during my 200k hotel stay is all my medical issues thanks
@comradekenobi6908 Жыл бұрын
The average hospital bill in America /s
@seaweedbanana4663 Жыл бұрын
it looks depressing as hell actual daylight robbery
@Awfulfeature Жыл бұрын
“You guys know that like, grass is a thing right?” Pyro you’re talking about Vegas. I’m pretty sure there’s more grass in New Vegas than real Vegas.
@Wardxg_0 Жыл бұрын
This looks like the hotel they'd give to the make- A - Wish kid that wanted to visit Vegas
@miguelangeloeiramartins6241 Жыл бұрын
I love how Pyro's mind is so mush he can't help himself from saying New Vegas instead of Las Vegas.
@BlueJayz474 Жыл бұрын
What’s Las Vegas?
@BlueJayz474 Жыл бұрын
@@pierce9104 I thought so!
@epicdudetroll6613 Жыл бұрын
"I don't understand how people can make so much money and waste it on stuff." Same guy who bought a extremely expensive PS5 shirt
@Glueeater26 Жыл бұрын
2 nice things. 1: the guy in the video is 6’7”. 2: Damien hurst made drakes certified boy lover album cover
@The_rot_consumes. Жыл бұрын
As a pyro and Doug fan I see this as an absolute win
@TheShakeship Жыл бұрын
I guess the 200K charge is meant to be split between multiple people. The room is too large for just one person/family.
@jimbo2947 Жыл бұрын
Really? The giant 100 metre square foot 200k hotel room is not for one person? Anyway I can't fathom any rich family buying this except for two scenarios A: its the rich sons birthday and they pranked him by giving him this B: its an april fools joke
@user-we7od8ql4x Жыл бұрын
man it has everythin we have at a dementia ward, nice colorful stuff, pills, medical suplies. and enough room for at least 20 patients.
@mr.ltrenchcoat1627 Жыл бұрын
“You know grass is a thing right?” He says looking at a desert
@InfernoXII Жыл бұрын
Never thought I'd see the day when Pyrocynical watches a hotel review by funny car man
@oof6780 Жыл бұрын
4:52 Pyro says it while the PS5 shirt is in his wardrobe.
@X-SPONGED Жыл бұрын
Pyro : "Damien hirst would just get a pharmacy and calls it art. So can I build a dirt house in Minecraft and call it art ?" [5:28] Pyro, if a man can walk into an Art Gallery and tape a fucking BANANA onto a blank wall and convince guests and CRITICS that it is indeed an art piece. Then pretty much EVERYTHING and ANYTHING can be "Art"
@panbinnyladens9125 Жыл бұрын
Can’t believe penguinz0 would shamelessly steal this content idea months prior
@swatowy3705 Жыл бұрын
pyro slowly turning into charlie
@Freewavez808s Жыл бұрын
M O I S T F U R R Y
@razumikhim Жыл бұрын
who?
@Freewavez808s Жыл бұрын
@@razumikhim jesus. That Christian guy
@derpstick5467 Жыл бұрын
PenguinZ0 look him up on KZfaq.
@razumikhim Жыл бұрын
@@Freewavez808s who the fuck are you talking about
@Tavares0709 Жыл бұрын
The separate climate zones are kind of interesting. You can mess with people and make the living room unusualy hot.
@Noirru_lin Жыл бұрын
The more I see modern 'art', the more I feel like real life is parodying Cyberpunk and not the other way around
@ubermaster134 Жыл бұрын
1:31 that looks like one of the pictures you'd see in a "Places you've seen in your dreams" video
@CyclingM1867 Жыл бұрын
As someone who works in healthcare and was infuriated by the very low amount of PPE and the great struggle to get it, that bar top makes me so mad. What a waste!! The PPE in that bar top would've been enough for almost a week's supply in my workplace, which isn't a bit place, but, still. This hotel suite is definitely hurtful to my senses. It's just horrid and there's way too much going on. I certainly wouldn't pay all that money for it.
@Dr.Dementor Жыл бұрын
The "art" is probably the only reason why this hotel room is so pricey.
@tinntinnamp Жыл бұрын
6:45 Hotel meeting (yes this is how it works): Richard: Ah yes, let's have an art piece with commentary on how the pharmaceutical industry makes billions off of people instead of trying to help them have a healthier lifestyle. We'll name it "MONEY". Boss: Wait... wh-what? Did you say we are going to charge 100,000 a night with a 2 night minimum?? Genius! Richard, you are promoted with a million dollar bonus.
@wickermind6668 Жыл бұрын
Considering how many times Pyro repeated the children's ward/dementia patient hospital joke, he might be an actual dementia patient.
@MrsDragonChef Жыл бұрын
Well, at least with all the wealth inequality around the world getting worse, you can always count on being able to make a living by running a business and having some gimmick of tricking a rich person (or just dumb people with too much money) into thinking something is expensive or a special luxury. Such as the gold leaf coated steaks at restaurants
@2dragonfire514 Жыл бұрын
I love how the aesthetic is literally prescription drug addict
@dfprod. Жыл бұрын
“you guys do know that grass is a thing, right?” *currently viewing a picture taken in a state with literally no natural grass*
@ummm4200 Жыл бұрын
this literally looks like something id make in the sims when i was 3 by just picking the most expensive items with 0 regard for the aesthetics or function of the room
@cacholulu6749 Жыл бұрын
I better not see any type of Doug slander in the comments
@Jimbob_Offical Жыл бұрын
The hotel room with spots on it looks like something that mr tumble would own from something special
@antichrist8543 Жыл бұрын
Oh my god you’re right
@TheIndianChins Жыл бұрын
That room literally looks like my old ward at Birmingham children's hospital
@shame2189 Жыл бұрын
The Mickey Mouse artwork was actually pretty cool, it’s very obviously a flex on how Damien was able to find a way to draw Mickey Mouse and call it art without being afraid of getting sued.
@marcelostoja8551 Жыл бұрын
Pyro's shelf has more colors than youtube kids thumbnails
@aIuph Жыл бұрын
the deep is calling
@awesomegamercz Жыл бұрын
Fixes: - Make the room service completely free - Banish Damien Hirst to the shadow realm - Increase the bathtub size - Make the room price per hour
@pontiac_montana Жыл бұрын
That's the Room the hospital gives Terminal Children for a night after finding out the surgery was unsuccessful and the cancer had spread.
@Mandate_of_Heaven Жыл бұрын
critikal clone
@vexageedits6995 Жыл бұрын
That has a personality 😂😭
@quintinus3532 Жыл бұрын
Yeah but pyro was first
@peaceswife3929 Жыл бұрын
He doesn’t play deepwoken, pyro does
@patrick-hy7mk Жыл бұрын
Mr breast stayed in this hotel in his new video
@cletusmandeletusman2328 Жыл бұрын
…are they suggesting that we pay a 2/10th of a million dollars just to get a hotel room where we eat or drink stuff ontop of discarded medical supplies?
@todorpopov8613 Жыл бұрын
11:26 If only pyro knew Doug casually reviews one of one supercars worth millions 💀💀
@MineplexVLOfficial Жыл бұрын
Didn't MoistCritikal already react to this?
@stew8685 Жыл бұрын
The deep is calling
@ozzy9410 Жыл бұрын
watch yo tone
@alejandrosaldana3649 Жыл бұрын
This video should have been called: The most expensive and worst hotel you've never been
@Mr_Lesbian Жыл бұрын
The view from that window looks like the average British industrial site. I get that kind of view for free going down the motorway, dunno why someone would pay $200k for it
@Nathi98 Жыл бұрын
I've already seen this reviewed by 2 other KZfaqrs & I'll say it for the 3rd time: This is by far one of the ugliest hotels I've ever seen. I've been to a hostel in Berlin that was like € 70/night & shared a room with 5 other classmates that had no private bathroom or toilet for that matter where we had to lock the door with an old key cuz it's the unspoken rule of budget hostels to do. If I where to go to Berlin again with the budget 17 yo me had, I might've considered staying there again (I won't as my budget's better than that). In a heatwave turned rainshower on a festival in my country in 2019 I slept in a no longer-waterproof tent & fuck it I'll even do that again before even entertaining to go to this hotel
@Sockfish-jj6on Жыл бұрын
Cheapest rent in London
@tyotee4361 Жыл бұрын
As a note, desert cities like Vegas don't have much vegetation because it uses too much water, and for an area perpetually in a drought that's a big thing. There ain't much to do to make a parking lot look like it's in the midwest, and it just becomes a massive waste. Kina like this hotel room.
@ouzsnfouaenxfgfgsgsuhoauvdjd Жыл бұрын
The cheapest rooms you can get for like $400 in Vegas are still massive depending on where you stay, don’t see a point of spending more than that unless you’re going with a bunch of people