Maybe he doesn't drink milk anymore.

You could say it... aged like milk!

@@giogiodagiostar1616 heh dad joke

i was about to make the same joke lol

think Brutalmoose knows it, he's just playing with it

Ah yes

João Morais yup

Yeah. No way he didn't know.

My thoughts exactly

Lol

lol.

Lenna R but that's just a theory...

Thanks for watching!

Lenna R So true. lol

This is nothing like a thought you would have on acid. You know nothing about LSD. Don't go around saying things like what you just said regarding an acid trip because you have never done acid. Or shrooms. Or anything psychedelic.

Justyn219 dude. It's called hyperbole. He's assuming that's what it is like. Please, PLEASE stop posting these comments.

What the fuck? It was a hyperbole, perma-fried.

Justyn219 wow. You're so badass /s

@@crogomu5858 fucking lol this the best comment I've ever read.

More or less.

brutalmoose Who doesn't lol.

Please consider donating hair to the Brutalmoose Foundation, he's running out of things to cut at this point.

brutalmoose Do you have 4 testicles?

djheroxt Ummmm, I mean I guess

If only

Haha someone make that happen, please. I would but... Ehhh.

SCP-3750 Object class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: Is to be kept on a shady, deep-web download hub where all web traffic will be monitored and recorded. Once an individual has downloaded SCP-3750, they are to be kept under constant surveillance for any behavioral abnormalities. Pre-existing mental conditions are to be noted. Should a target fall victim to SCP-3750's full effects, they must be kept away from all dairy products before being promptly abducted, at which point the hardware on which user obtained 3750 will be eradicated and the victim will be treated with a class A amnesiac agent. SCP-3750 is a downloadable computer game entitled "Bad Milk." Very little information on the game exists, and almost none of it is relevant to the game itself. Once SCP-3750 has been installed on the victim's computer, the game becomes impossible to delete. Any attempts to remove the game from the hard-drive will cause the computer to blue screen. Upon booting up the game, victims are treated to a poor quality full motion video sequence in which a man dies by drinking spoiled milk in his coffee. A strange series of puzzles and riddles follow, all of which are pretentious and confusing in nature. Along the way, the player receives numerous phone calls in-game from a mysterious voice, hereby designated SCP-3750-01. This voice seems to be the source of the game's anomalous properties. Once the game has been played for a long enough period of time, players may feel frustrated and give up. Those who do begin to receive numerous disturbing calls from SCP-3750-01, and develop and uncanny craving for milk. Those who do almost always wait for the milk in their refrigerators to go bad, and end up drinking it months later in an act of involuntary suicide. Only beating the game or destroying the hardware can remedy this effect.

Haha, marvelous!

Dalton Matthew "10/10 would read again." -Shadow Wolf.

but....WHO ARE YOU

Exalted Naava

XD

But who was phone?

Phone: You smell of poo-poo pee-pee.

I see Wut u did ther

I see what you did there!

*slow clap*

That comment wasn't *Really Freakin' Clever* although your videos are, somewhat.

I have every reason to get scared.

You'll have to speak louder, I'm not wearing pants!

instructions unclear: got foot stuck in walrus

***** *you.*

It's not really my thing personally, it's too surreal and...aimless for me? Fun to watch though.

I think it's just so dumb I would like it

Same. Though it feels like I like it purely on some visceral gut-level. It makes me feel nostalgic and uneasy at the same time.

taqu you summed it up for me too. :)

NJ Gerhardt you should try obsidian on pc.

How about yiik

@@DavidRamirez-se2yt I can only ever pronounce that in my head as "yick" lmao

@@DavidRamirez-se2ytForspoken is a recent contender from what I hear

Maybe the guy doesn't know how to properly make coffee.

Qwazzy Or maybe the cutscene was... in black and white. DUN, DUN, DUUUUUN!

+Farriba Steelhand then the coffee would be white, not black.

+Project Failure no it would be brownish, milk is white not the coffee

SuperCrazyCrasher Yeah, except for, again, the cutscene is in black and white, making it look like the coffee had no milk in it.

***** i pity you non lunch from home takers

Colin Parlett I never drink milk at school, mainly because some kids pointed out that the milk was spoiled by like three weeks several times.

My school had the opposite problem; milk was always frozen solid.

My school either had Frozen or Perfectly Fresh Milk.

My school's milk was never exactly spoiled, but it always tasted like cow semen.

Spoiled milk mixed with LSD and a hint of cannabis oil.

ThatEmoGamer yes

+ThatEmoGamer and some bath salts

+Supreme_Red_Dalek_ Of_Doom! and some meth

+darthvader967 and lsd

*paw

No, the walrus is Paul. Paul of Continue? is actually a walrus

its from a Beatles song, Paul being Paul McCartney

Look up "Glass Onion" by the Beatles.

You probably won't be able to look it up on KZfaq because they're really cracking down on Beatles songs on KZfaq.

SPOOC HAMSTIIR

That's easy you die from spoiled milk then you solve a lot of puzzles in a void involving heads,bird names and phones and then you're reborn

Some terrible attempt at an art game.

+SpaceHamster Good question

***** Something

Half Life 3 confirmed.

Nathan Trahan Half Life 3 or Half Life 2: Episode 3?

***** Good answer.

***** Yes, no, maybe so.

So hyped. Come on Valve.

oh....

I was listening to that yesterday!

+Iota Wolf Did all of your troubles seem so far away?

+Randomized _Geek >w>

I am the EGGMAN I am the walrus Koo koo cachoo Koo koo cachoo

Heck I literally had a dream like this once, only difference is that it wasn’t in a dark void but in a fancy art/ history museum. Smooth jazz was playing over the speakers

@@maneoj46 That also sounds pretty cool.

Moo

Yes?

I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious.

Im a furry

Pops drank too much milk

hahaha

i am the arm

That's why Cooper only drinks black coffee

No, those have actual meaning.

That Random Encounter Guy No we are playing a trippy version of Inception.

So, basically a sandbox version of Majora's Mask? Sounds pretty cool, to be honest.

I read that and imagine a less scary PT. You've officially inspired me.

9r39kn1ck3rs Garbage Day?

TheGeoshark Sort-of infinity blade II

If you want a game like that neverending nigthmare is a pretty good pick

why didn't you say macklemoose

The "Macklemoose".

DAMN YOU PUN PEOPLE ...PUNPLE i tried ok

That's what I thought too.

I am no master of Beatles knowledge, so it is entirely possible that I missed a Beatles reference.

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brutalmoose There's this whole "Paul is Dead" and he died in a car crash in 1966 fan conspiracy. :P They say that there are numerous clues on Beatles album covers, in their songs, and even some backwards messages in songs too! (For instance, at the end of Strawberry Fields Forever, it sounds like John says "I buried Paul" as the song fades out. It was essentially one of the first "creepy pastas" but, just, 30 years before the internet... Pretty fun to read through, though.

was just gonna comment that... happy others thought of it! :D

-mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

(sorry i was eating cookie dough)

+AWorthlessMan80 It is an art project

What's the difference?

Daniel Paterson what about drowning man and lever guy?

The drowning man represents the womb. The man is the foetus and the water is the liquid inside the womb. The levers...I dunno about them.

+Daniel Paterson baby kicks I guess, or the levers, as I imagine, are to pull down the levels of water breaking?? i'm dumb

Nut

LSD dream emulator, though it eventually gets dull is super interesting and imaginative. I wish a game now would do what that one was doing........*sigh*

Was this before or after the vomiting..? Or during it

Comment of the year

Comment of the year

Is official. Milk has gone bet.

"You drink." "No, I don't want to." "YOU GONNA DRINK!"

same, just remembered the vid and gave a rewatch. with the amount of comment likes, im glad theres ppl doing the same

Sadly i wouldnt understand this reference if i didnt watch that AVGN episode...

+Eon Nuzelockersm I think this is how a reference work

I had the exact same thought. It's like someone played Myst while on some really bad drugs and then turned the resulting trip into a game.

He REALLY hates milk now.

he does

absolutely abhors milk now

With a healthy dose of mindfuck for good measure.

+WamblyAxis13 When I heard it I was like "AGH I KNOW I HEARD THIS BUT WHERE"

+Poyo he gets it cut every night

Well that technically is related to the video... And it is magnificent

His hair now is waaaaaay longer, my sister insists on calling him Cooking Jesus. (Yes he does cooking videos now, and they're AMAZING.)

That bold statemente

Pepic Walrus i am offened

+Danny Buanno how... Just asking

wait, i dont remember writing that comment... im scared

+Pepic Walrus The Walrus is Paul*

aesthetic garbage hole that username

O HAI

Hello.

You should do a theory on why this game is so fucking weird

Ner0mancer HAI

Lockstin!

Nope 0-0"

Supposedly they included the full prices of Photoshop, Quicktime, Sony Vegas, Computers, Rent, etc.

linkrulezall Rent? Like for their freaking apartments or something?

Exactly. It says on their website that they live in apartments in NYC

linkrulezall how can they include that in the costs then? You have to pay your rent but your rent has nothing to do with some game you were making on the side

I don't know, I just remember reading it in a text interview with them.

Yeah, some people have it like that. I personally like drinking milk.

***** Holy... It's like... Cookie cereal! For a second I thought you were replying to a comment I made where I talked about the coagulation of the milk, and I was almost grossed out for a second. XD

***** I'll never solve my milk problem. I shall have weak bones forever ;_;

***** Milk isn't that great of a source of calcium, anyway. I think meat is the best bet for calcium.

***** Y-Yeah....I'll go do that.

I dropped it over there.

***** I guess you could say that sanity was not included

I broke it into a hundred pieces and ate it.

_You're not going crazy. You're going sane in a crazy world!_

Oh, its on Birmingham road, to the left of the post box and under the bin.

Yes, people should make direct eye-contact with the phone while making a call, it seems really efficient for hearing!

Winter Blizzard Because you totally couldn't make two recordings and sync them together... NO, THAT WOULD BE _LOGICAL_!

D MAS Nope! I mean, who wouldn't be able to not hear the person on the phone when looking directly at it!

Winter Blizzard ...You've done it. You've initiated the _sarcasm war_. ... Seriously. 4:59 ~ 5:03 that's how I've walked all my life. And at 9:39 that's how I play a vinyl record, bouncing my fingers slowly up and down to irritate anyone and everyone surrounding me. Except I never had one...

Cue Jenna marbles*

Wouldn't surprise me.

But if he doesn't drink it, he'll be a tiny pea-sized runt forever.

Better to be a runt than to be turned into a baby!!!

Cyprus Caster It is free music. Watch a lot of the famous youtubers and they'll all use the same music/ Usually by Kevin Macleod.

+Night Vale Trash holy shit i was wondering where i'd heard it before

It's used again when he's doing the head puzzle.

Well?

That worked

Or landing on concrete and doing damage to no one.

thelightclaw Fucking Hippy... (Jk no hate)

thelightclaw Even if he/she doesn't hit any one, he/she can still give who ever is gonna end up cleaning up a really crappy day.

thelightclaw The concrete would likely get a wicked crack in it, reminding any common passers-by of a nasty incident and putting a slight damper on their day. Don't overlook psychological damage.

Or, you could use the balloons in a more constructive way: Attach lots of balloons to an island, gather all the world's criminals onto it, and then float them away. No, I don't know how that works.

Hue

no

Well, I have.

"MortifiedPenguin" I understood that reference.

YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Yeah

Science rules. And kills

I see what you did there!

Fuckin alter ego and his vicious puns.

Lol

Lol

No, they were not on drugs, the drugs were on them.

Why else would it have cost them $12000 to make?

Expired drugs, probably.

Not drugs, just some expired milk.

Myzma "The Walrus is Paul," a reference to a Beatles song.

Two Beatles songs actually.

Myzma so like.....is that a clue to something

mc bad robot voice From what it looks like, not at all. Might just be a throwaway reference.

"The Walrus is Paul" (a line in Glass Onion) is often tied into the Paul McCartney died in 1966 conspiracy. A theory that is fueled by messages people supposedly hear when they listen to songs backwards. For example, the line "Number Nine" (Revolution 9 is a weird song) when played backwards is supposedly, "Turn me on deadman"

Wait...this scared you...?

Well, I guess this game came out before the horror game genre became mainstream and full of jumpscares so...

It's an actual part of the song, playing on the "Paul is dead" thing.

3-4 The Beatles are overrated pop-garbage.

Goat simulator makes more sense than this.

+Christonator how?

Yeah, good point. LOL!

Dude i love your icon xD It looks like you just got hit in the balls

MaZINGErDeSTro Bullshit, art is subjective, it can be good or bad to anyone, they can find value and meaning in it if they want to, that being said art isn't protected by the mere virtue of it being art, art can and is criticised all the time.

According to some, art is an expression that evokes emotions... in this case, its confusion and rage, so well done, Bad Milk, you're a piece of art. Also a piece of shit.

People put too much power on the word art. art can be bad. it can be very fucking horrible. calling something art actually puts you up for even more criticism than saying its something else. you can't hide behind the "you just don't get it" defense.

stuff and stuuf Very true, this game can easily be considered art but that doesn't mean that automatically makes it good or shield it from criticism, art maybe subjective and the criticism of it just as much but that doesn't make either invalid nor does it make it immune.

Shut the fuck up. This is not what an acid trip is like. You've never done acid or any other psychedelic drug. You make yourself look and sound extreme stupid when you say things like what you just said regarding tripping. All of the information about acid that you happen to have was learned from tv and movies. Like where the screen gets all wavy, and a tie-die filter effect is added, and then a fun house mirror type of distortion is also added to the image after someone on the tv starts to "trip out." You sound so stupid when you speak about things you have no experience with.

Justyn219 You literally took that way more serious than you needed to. Of course I haven't done drugs, I'm fucking 13! It's something called a hyperbole, stop trying to make things serious fucking drug addict.

Witch Doctor Marble no offense but i whold say like watching a weird little kid's show like telletubies where you don't know what the hell is going on

Kain Galliano I used to watch that show when I was younger and never thought it was weird, maybe the game version of it but not the show itself.

Justyn219 If you claim to know what experiencing hallucinations brought about by illegal psychedelic drugs is like, I'm afraid you're the stupid one for taking them in the first place. Didn't you hear? Drugs are bad, m'kay!

***** Dude!! :D Great name

''THE BANANA MILKS HAS GONE BAD!''

***** This is why a fan does it for them and just gives them a link to a copy.

***** They make the entire video them running back and forth across a green screen of various places with the Benny Hill song in the background, and when the do play the game, Arin pulls a Rugrats and kills himself. Then Danny calls Jon and they sing opera.

***** That is one Gloriously long name. I applaud you for having the longest name i've ever seen Also wouldn't take them long cause there's always one fan willing to get them the game

No, it's paw.

🌚🌚🌚

Suzanne McCarthy Perfect explanation 10/10

You are 100% correct. I think most games he reviewed he would be much kinder to these days. I adore his game reviews and think he contributed greatly to the form. But it’s awesome how much his evolution has, in addition to everything else, incredibly respectful of peoples art.

Er, I've heard people use "being a tool" for years, it's been around for a while and it's been common way before Game Grumps even started. In fact, was it ever gone? Then again, I also do frequently hear people use "in da house!".

then i guess the world never changed in some places. i wonder why i stopped hearing phrases like those around these parts?( where i live i mean)

calling someone a tool has never gone away. you need to get out more

out more how? out of state? i just said ive heard no one say those phrases around where i live.

its a joke.