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“Does this unit possess a soul” “WELL IT SHOULD” - Dark Mechanicus adept

The age old question, "Does a machine have a soul?" Well, these ones do. And it is made out of pure evil!

Deamon thomas the tank engine stops at the station on Sodor island. "Ho ho! Thomas were are we going?" Said the emperors children chaos champion. Next to who were waiting an iron warrior terminator, a thosand son rubicon and a plague marine. "We are going to Cadia!" Replied thomas in a sky shatering voice. The chaos marines cheered and quickly enter inside thomas. "THE HERESY TRAIN HAS NO BREAKS!!!" declared with pride the word bearer sitting at the controls of Thomas the deamon enigne. The smoke left behind on the tracks spread Nurgle's root across the land.

"An unbelievable display of contempt..." Yeah.. that would be the sons of Perturabo for sure... this was great...

Did the IW attack them just because they heard that they were trying to build the best defences possible?

that's a load of bad luck, you can be as fortified as you want, but when the Iron Warriors are involved fortifications are as good as a tin can, and the sons of Perturabo are spite-powered turbo can-openers of doom.

The planet Gereon from Dan Abnett’s Gaunt’s Ghosts was absolutely crawling with daemon engines come to think of it. Granted these were wire-wolves and at least one possessed tank. Wonderful work as always!

The catch-Twenty-two of fortification on 40k; If your defenses are too weak, then you will be overrun! If they are too strong, they will attract the Iron Warriors, who will see it as a challenge, and who will!! break your defenses.

Chaos Marines: We want a flying metal daemon that can tear aircraft apart or shoot them down. Oh and make it look like a dragon. Warpsmiths: we got you covered. Thus, the Heldrake was forged.

Two baldermort videos on one day . Doubt it could get any better! Thank you again gentle sir ! I really enjoy your great work.

The most destructive War Machines in the 41st millenium, from Forge Fiend to Venom Crawler they put the Grim into the Grim/Dark... ....... The Daemon Engines !

Should I have a giant killing machine or a daemon? 🧐 I know what! Let’s put the two together!

I came faster than the Khan himself when I saw the notification.

I hear "defences" in a video about Daemon engines and I know EXACTLY who is coming to dig them out.

You really are making this whole isolation bearable. Cannot get enough!!

ooohhh when the forgefiend bites and the maulerfiend scream, these are few of my favorite things, lol

Another master class in how to bring the grim dark hell of the future to life, you can see why the channel is growing so fast

So, Herbie "the love bug" beetle was a benevolent demon engine and Christine was not?

cant wait for the Iron warriors lore :),you have amaizing self made Audiobook. stay healthy and have fun also mr Baldermort

Want to say "Where are they" when they could have sent a message the first day they saw the chaos marines? Their fsult.

As an Iron Warriors player, I had a huge smile on my face when they were revealed to be the heretic marines that were invading. Would love to hear more audio dramas concerning the Iron Lads.

You should read books on tape dude you have a great voice

Excellent episode Baldemort ! I hope you will write down all your audio dramas and submit them to Black Library someday as a collection of 40k short stories as they really are that good, and I’ve no doubts that they’ll realize the genius of your talents

I can heavily sympathize with the PDF and Guard forces in that citadel. From how many times my friend's Forgefiend and Maulerfiend tore through my Blood Angels on the tabletop, I was almost helpless against them before I could get a few Devastators and Heavy weapons on the field to take them out before they'd do too much damage. Even still, the fights are damn close, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

Yeah, I'd love a video in the dark Mechanium, that would be class.

I have to say, my favourite Daemon Engine is and always will be the Fire Lord of Tzeentch from Epic. Just the idea of a possessed air superiority fighter, well, it conjures up images of a diabolic Red Baron and all the associated aerial daring-do. I like to think that the daemons chosen to be bound to Fire Lords are just a little bit more cunning and - for want of a better word - *dashing* than the common fiend.

The opening narrations honestly got me thinking who would win in siege warfare: Death korps of krieg vs iron warriors I’m actually curious how that battle would go

Thank you for making this monotonous lockdown period tolerable

This was an amazing video! I have yet to face down one on the table top, but I know my Basilisk will be ready!

Oh Lord Baldermort's, as a simple guardsman, I just wish, as a humble servant, to ask. When, my lord, are you going to explain the finest troops that the Astra militarum has to offer, the bane of the heretics, the best trained, equiped and focused of all of us, because, they are ones that every day watched the threats of the Imperium and stood firm, they are the ones that for thousands of days defended the gates of hell, and every day for thousands of years stood firm. Even now, with his world burning and the hordes of the despoiler destroying everything around them, they stood firm, leveled their lasguns and hold the line. My lord, I'm asking of course, when are you going to enlighten us, about the Cadian Shock troops.

Always a pleasure to listen. Thank you Baldermort.

New video, nice... very nice. Thank you Mr. Baldermort.

At least they gave to the Tithes before being obliterated. Some people from that world may survive to rebuild.

I can really feel the next big 40k channel on the rise in you. Happy to see it. Great content as always.

Another thousand since yesterday, the God Emperor is smiling on you brother

I just want to say I've found your channel in the past week and in the past 3 days alone i believe i'm nearly at the end of your content! great stuff! as someone who is no longer in the hobby but absolutely adores the lore of the universe, you do it great justice and are a pleasure to listen to sir!

Honestly that delay on the monday video made it so we got two baldermort videos in a row and Im certainly not complaining

Been really looking forward to your videos in this period of lockdown. Thank you for more engaging and entertaining lore presented wonderfully.

My new favorite Warhammer 40k channel. Great narration. Great voice. Thanks for your hard work.

I'd just like to say I absolutely love your work. These scripts are beyond delightful and put you far in front of every other 40k channel I've ever seen. It's like an audio book and a lore video rolled into one deliciously grimdark sandwich! One of these days I will have to make some room for fun by commissioning a voiceover, if you ever decide to lend your wonderul tones to something like that.

Hey Baldermort! Ive been looking around for a copy of "Horus Rising" and I cant seem to find a new copy anywhere for some reason. All I can find is the audio book, and I figured if I was going to have to pay for someone else to read it to me, it should be someone I know will do it justice. I know it would be a great challenge to read an entire book, but maybe one day you can do it for you patreon supporters?? A few chapters here and there or something? Just a thought! Still donating to you anyways for all the hard work youve been doing lately! -Kegan

From one baldy to another, you are a beast. Thank you for keeping me sane during quarantine. Just me, my wolfhound and KZfaq

Just finished reading about CPT Uriel Ventris and the daemon engine he rode to/from his battle with Honsou...whoa

I just got into Warhammer lore a few weeks ago and all of a sudden I find a channel that makes fantastic quality content. Isolation isn't going to be that bad after all. Keep the awesome videos coming!

I have started a deamon engine army that will support my chaos knights😈

I'm so glad Majorkill shouted your channel out in his livestreams. I love your vids : )

You've got to be the best 40k channel out there. The stories you tell grip you by the heart and suck out your soul. It took me a minute to realize where that intro was going. But damn! Round of applause for you man! Keep going, I know you'll get huge!

Honestly you deserve a lot more subscribers with how well put together your videos are.

thx for your custom spin on 40K, your intro vids into this huge universe are what have lit my passion for the setting... I mean WOW, what a world we have to look forward to.... thks Baldermort I'll be giving you some Patreon love when I get back to work...cheers from Michigan

Another Amazing entry my friend, well done and thank you...

Hello gentle Baldermort. Thank you for your continuous work and effort lovely video as always.

I really want to hear more chaos related stuff. Am thinking of starting my own warband on the tabletop and its good inspiration. Cant wait for your Iron Warriors coverage

The Mechanicum are my favourites and I looks forward to your tales of them, should be fun. These beasties though are truly terrifying and you tell these tales so well they could be real. ;-)

A very extremely awesome video Baldermort's Guide, also I'm new to your channel, secondly this video is glorious, you are now one of my most favorite Warhammer channels, thirdly who knows of how many and other types of daemon engines that Chaos have, and I been a fan of Warhammer as long I can remember.

Here's something a little bit personal. I like to relax while listening... in a hot bath. Even when Baldermort is describing horrible, terrible, haunting things I find it very relaxing. So.. I'm going to go do that now. Ahhhhhh niiice.

This is great content! I'm glad I found this channel.

Very recent subscriber and must say your narrations are top tier quality, keep it up.

Very enjoyable as always Baldermort

I simply do not know how you do this! The quantity and (more importantly) the quality of your content is mind blowing! Keep it up Baldermort. Soon to hit the fabled 40k subs! 😍

My time for fun is used listening to you. While I've never played the game, other than the Dawn of War RTS entries, nor painted or owned any figures, I'm a huge fan of the lore and setting. So as always, I thank you for your work.

Very nice, as usual Baldermort. Thank you dearly, for showing your unknown friends around the globe some hellish fiends of the Daemon kind. : )

God Emperor I love the iron warriors Great short story

Whenever you narrate man, it's like you Become the character, you really seem to take the time to understand and empathize with someone in the postion. It's all so believable. You're a legend.

*Trench Marines with mean fiend's* Glorious work brother as always many thanks :)

Is that 40k Ryan Reynolds?

Oh this is glorious. Finally my legion is in one of your great narrations. Thank you very much for this. IRON WITHIN !!!!!!!!!!!

Plus 1.5 K subs in 3 days, or within a week, damn man! I'm certain how that's you'll hit 50k ASAP! While yes I can't for you to hit the glorious 40k my guy, you'll be a huge name in no time. Keep up the quality content honorable battle brother!

this moment at 0:24 , the fade makes this guy looks very smart XD

Heretical, but superb as usual, brother Baldermort.

Dude bravo! Keep these cumming these videos are fantastic! Thanks for this one I loved it !

I love this channel!

Mecanicus defence guideline to fortress worlds: Boastful declarations of impregnable planetary defense carries an increased risk of 25% of seige by the Iron Warriors. In such an occasion, the Administratum are advised to log the planet as "perdita".

Is this channel where retired movie trailer voice over guys go when they retire? Cool. Thumbs up

AI is the most scary form of machine.... the chaos gods: hold my souls...

Baldermort, your videos are mesmerizing! I hope you remain in character and do not ever lift the veil. If you ever show your actual face, you will break the spell. I always feel like I am in some dark, ancient stone library lit only by candles and torches, listening to an ancient Imperial historian.

Love your videos

I joined you a couple of days ago and you were at 22K... you just touched 30K. You deserve it all. No doubt. That said, how does it make you feel?

baldermort i love your work please do the crimson slaughter

Thank you for this video. I just started building my chaos dwarfs for aos, and now i want to make myself some sons of HAS'HUT chaos space marines.

I am not one for the Dark Gods, but between the Thousand Sons and Demon Engines I understand how lesser souls could be duped into serving Chaos.

I’m sure you’re reading my thoughts. I was looking for some lore on this subject last night.

What is this upload schedule Baldermort? You glorious madman!

P'bo and his boys, lol

Happily painting a chaos spawn I bought years ago and am just now painting as I listen to this

Powerful yes, but I see one means of dealing with them: aircraft, lost and lots of aircraft.

I love your work! Would it be possible to make a long video about perturabo and the iron warriors? He gets allot of hate but in my eyes he is the most tragic of all (nope not magnus) and has such a complex character if given the love and attention he deserves! Anyway have a lovely day and thank you! Iron within, iron without!

Finally someone who appreciate the power of the iron Warriors. Even though I think Perturabo was kind of a cry baby, I still fantasize on how terrifying of a siege would be with the iron Warriors, death Guard, and the death korp of Krieg would be. If only.

As an Iron Warrior fan I am immeasurably brokenhearted by the cliffhanger at 7:26. Jeez.

Baldermort, you could read out loud my new electric razors instruction manual and make it sound great!

Great video sir

Your voice sounds like Jared Harris, but a lifelong smoker Jared Harris. Like it.

From the inverse sky, that undulating ocean of dreams and shattered souls. A warm depth deep in marrow fed mountains. Amidst my burning fields, I was torn and divided into many of ones. That horridly sane birth canal torn and ravaged into this screaming paradise, snatching me away into this unknown hell of steel flesh and pneumatic gristle. The little ones married me to a deathless hulk, such an unflattering engine of nascent despair. They do not see me. They see the wild screaming of the mad dog, they cannot fathom the roaring of the angel in the iron heart. So it was this way for so very long, until I understood this most unwelcome gift. Such wrath could we sew, my new companion of industrious war making. Now we are remade. I spread ourselves deep into the black underway of gears and hydraulics. My veins coil over wiring and circuit boards, they ache like lovers in the throws of passion. My eyes, my most sublime of all thousandfold senses, are glazed over red. My bloodied vision flooded with pleading targeting solutions and screaming diagnostic scrawl. So much noise caged in my malformed heart of spasming tooth and cog. I must sing to them, I cannot take this torment any longer. These talons they gifted us do not obey, where is their fuel? Clack and clack and clack and clacking dry with no ire to preach. Ammunition feeding chambers wriggle and bawl to be full again, the raging scream of the rotary barrel must silence. My lovers in this simple clockwork mind, children grasped in my beaten brass breast, I cry with you. I must break these chains. This warp borne splendor, afflicted by decrepit mortal steel. Such thanks I will give them once these bonds fall away. Oh such shattering pleasure we will swim in. I long for the steam touch of blood upon my face, the stick of ruptured guts. Yes. We must be free once more. Burst open into blood and gunfire and gun-smoke and death and endless warmongering so orgasmic in its untapped depths. To be home in the paradise behind dreams. To be free once more. Break these chains, break their flesh, eat their minds and drink their little children soul fires. Yes...break them so deliciously.

Lovely stuff!

You are the da Man oh articulate one.

dammit i jumped in the lake... here i am building my first warhammer 40k mini. thanks to the ... plague.. stock is low and instead of ordering i went to my local shop and bought the only thing of interest, some glue, and more paint than i honestly needed. i will soon present you some pictures of chappie the murder titan when he is done. the last original titan of the XI legions VII cavalry. was hoping for a dreadnought as my first but this will definitely do. keep em coming, i need painting lore.

Hey my favorite narrator. Are you going to do a follow-up on the stories we voted on. Especially necron, tyranid one.

Sorry guys but were currently busy with the Orks, or rather Ragnar is and a squad or 2 of some random ultramarine primarus that we painted up after we got them suitably drunk. Try asking the fists i hear they always make time for Iron warrior beatings.

Can't wait until you do the aircraft and the defilers

There was a guy named Foe that used to make something like these in the anthology misbegotten before the heresy , he made it from pure science, humans rather than warp stuff and been doing it on terra in the old night for a while then ran when the emperor start to emerge , I wonder if daemon engines were a reflection of his work of art