BAO IS IN HEAT AGAIN

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2 ай бұрын

Lets see how this cycle goes.....
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@alaxbird4954 2 ай бұрын

"Again" implies shes ever NOT in heat

@dylives7667 2 ай бұрын

_"Why are all the men in Top Gun so hot?"_ - Bao, 2024.

@sonicplys64 2 ай бұрын

🎵 Playing with da boys 🎵

@Circ00mspice 2 ай бұрын

A good question

@christopherobrien8105 2 ай бұрын

"Top Gun" is the third gayest movie from the 80s after "Cruising" and "A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge." Which does explain the hotness.

@nicocortes5145 2 ай бұрын

- Bao, 2024, unprompted

@1BadZ 2 ай бұрын

I learned to fly from a retired RAF flight instructor. He said you don't have to be smart to be a pilot, you only have to be handsome and clever. 😆

@RandalXVI 2 ай бұрын

*opens the video* Bao: says bao things Me: who the hell starts a conversation like that i just sat down

@SpindlyJohnny 2 ай бұрын

*_SHE DOES._*

@DeltaEntropy 2 ай бұрын

You would think you would get used to it, but no. Every time I am just as shocked and appalled, and I clicked on the damn video of my own volition.

@DetectiveOlivaw 2 ай бұрын

@@DeltaEntropydamn dude same

@kingnoodlez1352 2 ай бұрын

“Let me tie my hair up”is a crazy statement🫡🫡

@Jerry_Freestyle 2 ай бұрын

W statement

@LycorisThe 2 ай бұрын

Bao knows the process. She's read enough doujins :P

@profanepropane 2 ай бұрын

Explain?

@HallidayASR 2 ай бұрын

@@profanepropane Gooning ritual

@kingnoodlez1352 2 ай бұрын

@@profanepropaneit is usually a prerequisite b4 mouth to mouth resuscitation on male pelvis area(idk y i explained it that way lol)

@Garl_Vinland 2 ай бұрын

Bao is like that scene in Turning Red where the girl rolls under her bed and starts scribbling drawings, but instead of drawing it’s just gooning and instead of one scene it was the entirety of her lifespan

@Garl_Vinland 2 ай бұрын

And she has to take drugs to stop it. Now that would be a movie

@NomadSpectre 2 ай бұрын

"...I'm into bears now" is a WILD statement.

@fantomphlame5565 2 ай бұрын

That is completely wrong coming from anyone else

@hyyh2015 2 ай бұрын

one part of me thinks it's figurative (as in the bear subculture) but the other part thinks it's literal (see halsin from baldur's gate 3)

@SeanSnow64 2 ай бұрын

As a self proclaimed polar bear i see this as an absolute win!

@lyras.9161 2 ай бұрын

Because it's Bao, I thought it was literal bears for a moment.

@Fishmonkey01 2 ай бұрын

If you push Bao while she’s sitting down, she’ll probably slide around like an air hockey puck.

@RoachChan 2 ай бұрын

Thats the worst thing I've ever heard.....

@theincredibleauraaa133 Ай бұрын

THIS MADE ME JAW DROP

@scaledsilver Ай бұрын

Wuh… 🧍🏻

@jilliancrawford7577 2 ай бұрын

1:29 the sound of a feral animal awakening... Okay but you can tell it's genuine because she isn't trying to make it sound sexy. It's the genuine grunt of a goober in heat and it's when you need to start running. She is the horndog so many people wnat their anime waifus to be, but at what cost?...

@nathanielmalcolm6623 2 ай бұрын

'Sees 3-4 seconds of the English Dub for Apothecary Diaries' Bao: I mean, he's hot but its not that deep. *'Proceeds to watch the entire montage of the English dub of the main guy talking.'* Bao: ".......okay, I've changed my mind now." 😂😅

@AngryHomunculus Ай бұрын

Honestly I'm just glad to see someone enjoy Apothecary Diaries; it's a good show

@ectothermic 2 ай бұрын

"Again" my brother in Christ that implies she was ever not in heat. It's like an alcoholic, they're not drunk "again" they've not been sober since they started.

@leonardotheitaliangigachad8026 2 ай бұрын

"Nothing new on the western front" Love your vids, Roach❤

@devinjohnson9000 2 ай бұрын

Reads the title: When is she not ?

@Azure_Witch 2 ай бұрын

Thanks to Bao, I am now scared of both 2D and real women.

@autohmae 2 ай бұрын

At least she has a medical excuse 🙂

@WolfahHyrule 2 ай бұрын

DOWN BAO!

@Hypersaiyanike 2 ай бұрын

YES!!!!

@PLAYER42_ready 2 ай бұрын

Down baod

@majormelon8855 2 ай бұрын

Bad Bao! Bonk! Bad Bao!

@SushiVolcano 2 ай бұрын

Ban Bao

@PlushLordOfTheSeas 2 ай бұрын

lmao 2:33 that "well, i spose i have no choice" line had me laughin hard

@yodawgzgaming4416 2 ай бұрын

Bao should advertise herself as "the most honest vtuber in history"

@tonymata8070 2 ай бұрын

Bao is like Lena Hyena from Who Framed Roger Rabbit, not in appearance (obviously), it's her thirst levels towards attractive men. 😆 And it can be quite scary.

@sirkelendor5429 2 ай бұрын

And back to our regularly scheduled bao after the irl baking intermission

@gamerboy7962 2 ай бұрын

That's her secret, Chat... She's ALWAYS down bad

@mightquinnable 2 ай бұрын

Crusting and mushrooms will start going

@kittysnowy3379 2 ай бұрын

She's always in heat

@Demon666x3 2 ай бұрын

Hard to believe Bao is wholesome irl when seeing this.

@ultimatealchemist9401 2 ай бұрын

It's alright Bao. I'll bet many of the Baobble Buddies LOVE this side of you.

@TheAlbinoRhino69 2 ай бұрын

Chat can have a slice of Bao goon cake as a treat

@Amaling 2 ай бұрын

The math checks out, compared to the upload date of the animation reaction clip

@stefanmadethen5359 2 ай бұрын

1:28 emi lo my beloved

@Icetea-2000 2 ай бұрын

It's like I’m back in Highschool and Bao is part of the fujo group

@conkle7955 2 ай бұрын

Bao is too easy. She is burning that poor stinky couch

@vansiar9573 2 ай бұрын

No one escapes Jinshi- sama. Especially Bao

@_toxicity_4083 2 ай бұрын

Incorrect, I’m too drawn to Ms. Poisons-Herself-For-Fun

@DaniMartVtbr 2 ай бұрын

Bao, do your laundry.

@Kishin-lv8dt 2 ай бұрын

I guess we start off with the gooning experience Not like thats ever been mentioned before

@Tom531Cat 2 ай бұрын

Bao can’t resist it, the heat is too strong. 😂

@LA.20 2 ай бұрын

Ayo Mr.Ballen!

@sonicplys64 2 ай бұрын

During that week, I think the Internet needs to be shut down.

@shadowslime3640 2 ай бұрын

*N O*

@SONAKOGOMY Ай бұрын

The guy from the apothecary diaries do be hot though

@thebugscome 2 ай бұрын

portishead fits that edit so well

@000Krim Ай бұрын

True

@maxszabo4927 2 ай бұрын

The answer to Bao's opening question has a few simple reasons. Aliens see us as barbaric since we are one of many animal species that kill each other to survive, we always win in the movies, no matter how many of us die, we're always the ones who beat the enemy, and because people like Bao are too horny, aliens think we're all disgusting for agreeing with it.

@matthewcooper6492 2 ай бұрын

Bao where is your other hand one is holding tea where is the other?

@Menuki 2 ай бұрын

You can even have Christian Bale in anime form….i bet the “that’s my girl” as howl sends her

@fieryphoenix82 2 ай бұрын

You ever love something but are embarrassed for your friends to find out?

@Monte_Carlo451 2 ай бұрын

My brother in Christ, what is wrong with her? I am not asking what to fix but what to worsen

@Toneill029 2 ай бұрын

1:08 honestly I agree. Gojo is nice and all but while hes not a bad person he’s not really a good person either and he knows this. Meanwhile Jinshi is a nice good boy with a strong sense of empathy and kindness.

@joshualawrence2963 2 ай бұрын

We love our stinky princess 😊❤️

@theincredibleauraaa133 2 ай бұрын

Having the same voice actor is one thing, but that guy sounds EXACTLY like Gojo. i had to put my phone down and take a walk after the “if it helps i can come inside” because all i heard was gojo. Kaiji Tang is doing gods work 🙏

@shakachoarroyo Ай бұрын

A wise ronin once said (paraphrasing), if you're putting on an act for long enough, it's not an act. It's just you. Like, WHY TF IS SHE TELLING US ABOUT HER OVULATION???

@martinxy1291 2 ай бұрын

1:10 There is nothing innocent happening in between them ears right now

@FourOfClubs 2 ай бұрын

Real Bao fans track her cycles to know when she's ovulating.

@heardofrvb 2 ай бұрын

"Maybe the aliens will be wolf men." She didn't play THAT game, did she?

@Syogren 2 ай бұрын

She's so silly

@MrCandycake 2 ай бұрын

Down bad for bao 🎉

@BlackroseXX9 2 ай бұрын

1:24 It begins....

@Hadfield15 2 ай бұрын

When is Bao NOT in heat??

@JamesTheTurnbull 2 ай бұрын

This is the same shy half-normie girl that made cake a few days ago....

@Ali-hr4ni 2 ай бұрын

She really wants to be Baobao huh.

@BluePhoenixAlex 2 ай бұрын

I gotta say i think i understand the attraction to jinshi even less than the attraction to wolf creatures He's like if you had a cardboard cutout of the concept of attractive men

@michaelglbrt17 2 ай бұрын

Gojo and Jinshi are voiced by the same guy. I've met him.

@kaninceinicd 2 ай бұрын

Bao- eceything is hot

@HaHaHaHolowence 2 ай бұрын

Maybe the aliens will also be wolf men... What's this? Ben 10?

@BlackKnightsCommander 2 ай бұрын

The Supreme tin foil hat really makes this clip feel complete

@Yui-Chan9124 2 ай бұрын

Bao could be the female Dreamybull! 😂

@thesnacccgawdsukuryuappu 2 ай бұрын

Yeah, she’s definitely gonna bust after stream

@chrisbacon3071 2 ай бұрын

Bao, please, do us all a favour, find a boyfriend, get married and settle down with kids. 🤦‍♂️

@charliekahn4205 2 ай бұрын

How would that help?

@minatomink9555 2 ай бұрын

The dubious little creature is up to mischief. This is no good.

@coldacid 2 ай бұрын

Is Bao ever _not_ down bad?

@Serrot304 2 ай бұрын

she's gonna get legit pregnant from these pictures at some point

@LoonyLiberal 2 ай бұрын

Just so I'm clear: Bao is trying to justify lusting after a human male instead of lusting after anthropomorphic wolves?

@drakeyin40 2 ай бұрын

Likes bow better with her hair down. but cute either way

@VisualEnjoyer9756 2 ай бұрын

She simping for Shinji when Shinji is the biggest bottom of the season 😂

@Bakuganluver23 2 ай бұрын

I love how she just defaulted to the "dumb laugh" upon hearing that voice.

@EmilioReyes_97 2 ай бұрын

When i saw how she looks irl i was suprised how she doesnt have a BF. That being said i have no idea how much of herseld she...fliters in live person conversations.

@flyingfish64 2 ай бұрын

How can one creature of the sea be so consistently thirtsty

@Freeze-n-Frost 2 ай бұрын

I don’t think R34 artist need inspiration but also…I dunno if they wanna 😑😂

@snipersougo13 2 ай бұрын

Gojo but better is Sinbad from Magi

@That_One_Sunshine_Knight 2 ай бұрын

Could you have a normal conversation.... FOR FIVE SECONDS!

@aresrivera9744 2 ай бұрын

0:11 her furry is showing

@dream6562 2 ай бұрын

Why can't bao act like this in her irl streams

@Warboss_Thrakka_Snazzfingas 2 ай бұрын

Can she just get a boyfriend already 🙄 lol

@bituniverse8677 2 ай бұрын

AAAAAAAH, DUB! IT’S A DUB! RUNNNNNNNN!

@shadowslime3640 2 ай бұрын

People like y'all still exist?

@Hondavid. 2 ай бұрын

as a fan of apothecary diaries, the fact you reacted like that to jinshi makes me ick. not judging your taste, just that in the context of the show, he's literally anti rizz material (at least imo)

@dixon137 8 күн бұрын

pretty sure shes just a dude at this point.

@katathoombz 2 ай бұрын

That _Apothecary_ dub sounds so bad. I hadn't known. I'm of the _Subtitles Master Race™._

@shadowslime3640 2 ай бұрын

It's 2024 why in Christ's name is this dumbass war still a thing.

@katathoombz 2 ай бұрын

@@shadowslime3640 let the madness never stop

@shadowslime3640 2 ай бұрын

@katathoombz madness is only good when it's humorous. This sub vs dub war is the same as the console vs pc war. Nothing but bullshit that is so toxic it is borderline radioactive.

@bored_person 2 ай бұрын

"Master Race" Yikes.