So did pres take the pizza out of the trunk, walk back inside just to walk out for the intro?

One cheap gimmick, everyone knows the rules.

I like how I never get any ads at the beginning of the pizza review

Almost a crash at 2:30 in background

First you steal your sisters coat now you steal her jeans someone stop this madman

When your pizza box has a Irish clover on it you know it’s not gonna be good

2 grey Suburbans in the parking lot, everybody was confused.

Gimmick pizza

As the wise Charles Barkley would say "they got some big ole woman in San Antonio. Victoria is a secret to them."

This is really sad. I was stationed in San Antonio from about 2004-2009 and Big Lou's was easily regarded as mindblowlingly amazing pizza. But at the time the restaurant was inside of a little house (on the same lot) with a few extensions to add dining space. Back then the pizzas were 20" and they tasted so good my buddy and I would gladly make ourselves sick cramming the whole thing down. It seems that over the past decade they've had a massive drop in quality, while demolishing the charming little house in favor of what looks like an athletics supply store.

"Do u guys have permission to film on my sidewalk"?

"It's definitely not good". Lmmfao

Watching Dave push the doors open with the pizza is priceless 😂

Love that family walking by and the dad saying, “we just had a 42, we’re good” when Dave hadn’t even offered them any pizza.

That thumbnail is pure gold.

so.....what i've learned from thse videos is that extra extra large pizza is never that good. got it.

Dave’s girl legs everyone knows the rules

That's some serious box flop

Pres looking like a mid-2000s scene kid from the waist down

I actually used to be a cook there for a while the only thing worth ordering is cheese bread or cinnamon sticks. The pizza is just to greasy it was cool getting to make a 62 inch pizza tho

Gimmick pizza is usually trash pizza

They put it in your car so there not responsible for it if you drop it and want a new one ☝🏻

2:33 we almost witnessed a crash lmao

Prez's utter silence at the 2:20 mark just realizing how big it really is LOL

I think Dave just says one bite everyone knows the rules as a filler when he doesn’t know what else to say

It seems like Big Lou's is more concerned about the gimmick of having the biggest pizza ever then actually making a good pizza.

Can't wait for him to let an "alright tommy" slip

"One bite everyone knows the rules... Eats half of the pizza haha" ....This guy's great...

Bigger does not mean better, everybody knows the rules.

I went here on vacation one time! Got the big pizza with my family. I can agree with his rating. It’s meant to be big not meant to taste good

What do you do if you got a little car 😂

3:03 the mans out of breath already and hasent even started yet LOL

Why is there a shamrock on the god forsaken box???

2:28 everyone knows the guys to the right almost got in an accident.

Love the travelin' music at the end...Hahaha

that pizza is polite, it helped with the door

I visited Big Lou's for the first time in 2009 and remember thinking it was one of the best pizzas I'd ever had. New York style crust with rich sauce and delicious cheese. We got a 20" to share and I was concerned that it wasn't big enough because we only had one chance to be there. In 2016 we had another opportunity to drive through San Antonio and we got another 20" to take home but this time we were really disappointed by the taste. It was bendy and oily, much like a Sam's Club pizza. We only ate a few slices and considered it a waste of money. What happened?

2:26 truck said "Is that Dave Portnoy?" Everybody knows the rules

You know it's bad pizza when it has a shamrock on the box

“We get Splitsville” lmfaooo

I worked at a place that we had the same size pizza, but we had to stop serving it cause the new health inspector said because the pan couldn't be fully submersible in the triple sink ( mainly the sanitizer sink) that we couldn't do it any more... she was a Karen over a decade before people put a label on it... we showed her how we just rotate it and let it soak for the proper amount of time... still wasn't having it

No sir we cant just hand you this pizza!! We'll have some scrawny 16 year old carry it out to your car by him self, much safer hands that way.

Try Lameglio Pizza in Plano TX.They get water shipped from NY to make their pizza dough.Everything made from scratch.They also have a sign outside that anyone who is struggling can stop by for a free pizza they fed over 500,000 people free.

2:30 almost an accident to the right... haha

You know what else is big in Texas? Waist lines and hat sizes.

This got the same rating as Little Caesar’s. That’s crazy.

Anyone else see that tacoma almost hit the truck backing out at 2:34

5:26 - Manager in the background calling in a hitman.

I feel like I need to wash my hands after watching this review...

HOLY SHIT I called it as soon as he walked out with the box.... I was think it’s huge, not gonna be easy to eat, cooked unevenly, etc. I though “like.. what, 4.8?” And the he said it!

Save your money .Little Caesars deep dish Pizza down the street.

Thumbnail Gold

Come to Lubbock, Texas and review One Guy from Italy.

I'm always suspicious about any food product that is gimmick first and food second.

He said connoisseur and preposterous in the same video haha !

*Fumbles and almost drops the pizza* Dave: what a catch

One state that everything's bigger in, everyone remembers the Alamo.

One bite everyone knows the rules.

Another minute or two with that pizza on the ground and he would have had a " Fire Ant Pizza ".

I should get a free pizza every time you say 'One bite, everybody knows the rules'.

Always says "1 bite everybody knows the rules" and never takes just 1 bite hahaha 🤣

Well if you can’t wear a girl jacket. Wear girl pants.

Love how I get a Pizza Hut add trying to watch a pizza review

Something about watching a man eating pizza while on coke

1:23 Raging Demon

“We got splitsville”😂

Imagine this whole thing, just to take 1 bite hahaha

Big Lou's circa 2010 was great. Their humongous pizzas have become a big gimmick now.

I’m pretty sure he was looking for a dumpster to toss that pizza in

Pres said 36 inches.guy walk out with 3 children and says they just had a 42 inch. Gotta love The one uppers in Texas 😂

Years ago I drove to San Antonio just to get that same big ass pizza.

Finally a pizza you cannot hold with 1 hand😂😂

Pizza made in hot dry areas will always suck... yeast needs humidity.. pizza tastes like a tortilla with sauce and cheese

I want to know how much of that went to waste 😂😂

Even the box is floppy! 😆

when a pizza box needs duck tape 😆

Drop it off at Heaven for Hope Downtown San Antonio Texas. It will be greatly appreciated.

I havent been to a real pizza place before. I mean ive been to dominoes and pizza hutt and all those places but i need to find a real pizza place to try. Watching all these makes me want some really good pizza. Im a crushed red pepper kind of guy too and if they give me packets of parmesan i use it too. Godfathers pizza isnt bad, i like cassanos, generations isnt bad, cant remember how marions was. I need to find a mom and pop type pizza shop

2:30 there was almost a car crash in the back lol

Nobody is talking about the handicap parking signs in the most non accessible place. 🤣

Watching Dave eat pizza is like watching a bunch of 5-year-olds play soccer. You know the ball is being kicked off at mid-field, but after that the strategy goes out the window and it’s random until the final whistle.

click it or ticket everyone knows the laws

Dough $4 + sauce $4 + cheese $5 + box $3 =$16 profit 65 - 16= $49

The pizza doesn’t even take up the full box lol

I like how he always says, one bite, then takes 2 or 3. I would love to do what he does and just go around eating pizza from around the country. My favorite so far was the Lou Manotti's pizza.

I live in San Antonio and I feel the same way about big lous but no one agrees with me 😜🤪

I wanted to hear Rodney Dangerfield singing at the end

Any more channels like these?

Lmao pickups truck almost crashing in eachother 2:31

Love that my hometown made it on your show! We definitely need to step up our taste and recipe but fair scoring. Felt like it could of been a higher score but that's my bias because of my hometown. Everything is bigger is Texas. Welcome back anytime.

cracked up pretty hard at...... SPLITS-VILLE lololol

Love how Dave stiff-arms Tommy right out of the video “I got it”

You know if Pres dropped the pizza within 1 minute, this would have passed "My Back" in all time one bite reviews.

What do u expect it's Texas! You go to Texas u order BBQ not pizza!

I could use that pizza box as a blanket

“It’s definitely not good” lolol

Didn’t he say in another review that Lou called him and said that because of his review he is fucking with his livelyhood? And that he has 4 daughters that he won’t be able to send to college now because of his review? Maybe instead of trying to make your pizza absurdly huge just make it good?

God I miss friday night lights

What’s the song called at the end?

Why is there handicapped parking signs behind the hedge?