Dave: never had a hot pocket. Everyone watching: haha he’s gonna burn his face off

Every man knows a hot pocket needs to cool for at least 3 weeks

Jacks - “I’m never going to financially recover from this”

Nobody: Dave: Hut Puckits

One bite, disrespect Jack’s, everybody knows the rules

Laughed my ass off waiting for you to take a bite. No way to not burn your face off. That package getting delivered might have save your life.

Dave is the only person in the world that can make a 6min video about hot pockets entertaining

4:23 the moment we all knew was coming. Lmao!

I cant believe the highlight of my day is watching dave sit at his table and eat a hot pocket. No disrespect

As soon as I saw "Hot Pocket", I knew Dave was gonna burn his face off.

"Hut Pocket" ... "Is it a PUP tart?" ... "Is a hut dug a sandwich?"

I knew this was going to be fun. 1. The mouth burning was inevitable. 2. The low score was generous. 3. I love these frozen pizza reviews. They’re hilarious.

He doesn't know what "burning your face off" means until he eats one of these bad boys straight outta da microwave.

No Offense to Jacks... I’m sure they’re nice people

“A cocoon of burn.” -Davey Page-views 2020

That package delivery might have saved his life.

I can't tell if this is the best or worst publicity Jack's could ever have

One “hut pawkit” everybody knows the rules

Imagine being a package delivery guy and Dave Portnoy opens the door holding a hot pocket

I started laughing my ass off when he got burned 🔥 and did the shuffle 🤣😂

Ahh, Hot Pockets; Where every bite you take is a different temperature.

Dave doesn’t know how to fold the pouch, everybody knows the rules.

When he reacted to the burn I started cracking up. Lol

The hottest substance known to man resides in a hotpocket.

Everyone knows Dave's had Debbie's Hot Pocket.

4:21 everyone has done this while eating a “Hut” Pocket

Never seen such a brave first bite of a hot pocket

Dave, you're supposed ta fold the bottom shut into a "pocket" Everyone knows the rules

“It says pizza” * Says sandwich right on the box below Hot Pockets

I love how Jack's has it's own section on the chart. Jack's is an island, no offense.

"I'm gonna follow the instructions" Proceeds to not follow the instructions.

I grew up on hotpockets so I have a certain affinity for them. I'd give a solid 6.1. Hey when you're hungry and frankly, not a millionaire, these babies hit the spot.

Jacks: still free real estate boys!

If you buy hot pockets with the intention of cooking them in an oven, you're an actual psychopath

Dave is so damn Petty lmao. I love it. Dude seriously has mentioned Jack's for like, every home review i've seen. Brutal

I came here expecting him to say, “They suck, but they’re better than Jack’s.” Not wrong.

Before I click play, I hear Dave: "I burned my face off"

Dave, of the hot pockets I've had in my life there are 2 distinct outcomes. Either its still somehow frozen and icy in the center or its boiling lava hot. There is no in between and you go the fun one. Congrats!

Dave while eating Jack's: you know it's really not that bad Dave when talking about Jack's: it's the worst thing I've ever had, no offense.

I had to go to the ER once because of a burned lip from a hot pocket. Got some good meds though.

why is the video quality of these videos getting worse; hes losing it

4:20 Got the full experience with that 😂 Gets me everytime

It's been like 3 weeks and still WAAHHHH WAAHHHH JACK'S DIDN'T GIVE ME FREE PIZZA 😭😭😭

Who’s going to be the one to tell him that Nestle makes Jacks Pizza, the company who also makes Stouffers, DiGiorno and Hot Pockets.

“Hot Pockets, hot marinara sauce with floppy bread” - New Slogan

"It absolutely burns you" One small bite from Hot pocket, everyone knows the rules!! -PRES

whoever edits these ones missed the "baboom" sound when he melts his face. Always look forward to that.

King of “no disrespect to Jack’s”

These are hysterical Dave. Keep it up during the quarantine. I look forward to one to get me through my day. Can't wait to see back to doing the reviews at real pizza joints!

All I can think about is Jim gaffigan ordering a hot pocket at a fancy restaurant and the waiter asking him if he wants it ice cold in the center or boiling lava hot. Jim: will it burn my mouth Waiter: it will destroy your mouth.

@4:22 🤣🤣🤣. Dude literally kills me haha. Watched reviews for a good couple hours today

One bite, everybody knows that poor goldfish is already dead.

Betty white called she really needs her glasses back

everyone in America put Coronavirus on the backburner in anticipation for the moment of the nostalgic molten hot pocket burn. priceless

"so much bread" end of review. that is every hot pocket I ever had

Well it kinda makes sense for it to be “HOT”when it’s been given the name ‘ HOT POCKET’ Or Hut Puckett as Portnoy pronounces it 😂

First thought when he said he’s never had a Hotpocket before...Your are about to BURN your face off.

"One bite, everyone breaks the rules" I love it!

Used to play the hot pocket game in college. The goal is to cook two, then put two in and finish the first two hot pockets before the next two are done.

Dave is helping a whole lot of people keep a little sanity, (Thank you)....

It's either boiling lava hot, or ice cold. May the odds be ever in your favor.

The crisping sleeve, clearly the unintended casualty of the war vs Jacks. "Fold this", immediately rips the folding parts off.

That second bite, I knew the lava was coming.hahaha

One pair of Grandma’s glasses, everybody knows he broke quarantine to steal them

Me: "He's definitely gonna scorch himself if this is his first hot pocket" Dave: 4:20

I love how no matter how long I let a hot pocket cool off, it never fails to burn my face.

“I’m gonna follow these directions like a mother fucker” Proceeds to not follow any of the directions and do it completely backwards.

Can't go a day with out mentioning JACK'S, everybody knows the rules.

one guy learning how the microwave works everybody knows the rules

Dude the doorbell saved Dave from permanent damage from hot pocket lava... he burnt his face off still but it would have been Davy Facemelt from now on.

Never having a hot pocket tells me this guy has never felt the struggle.

"hut" pockets

I wouldn’t expect someone with a refine palate for pizza like Prez to know how to properly use the Hot Pocket sleeve

YOOOO I DIDNT KNOW HE DID A HOT POCKET REVIEW 😂🎉🎉 HES THE GOAT FOR PIZZA REVIEWs. One Bite, everybody knows the rules

I haven't had one in years, I kinda want to want one now.

What Dave did on the second bite I do that everytime I have ever had one

Never in my life had a hot pocket with just cheese

The good ole ice cold first bite but boiling lava hot the second bite gotta love them!!!

Hot pockets got me through weekends at college.

Dave is actually doing Jack's a favor by always mentioning them. Free advertising. Everyone is going to want to try it. Marketing 101, stay in the conversation.

i love these pizza reviews, i dont know how i stumbled across this but ive been watching all your reviews since i found out about you last week. I've literally went out to the stores and bought frozen pizza just to eat it while i watch you review. Today i just went out and bought 2 Chuckie Cheese pizza's after watching your Chuckie Cheese review. And i rewatched it as i ate my pizza. Im from Michigan and we like our pizza a little thicker. I cant wait for your score on the Detroit frozen pizza that you received. I actually went out and bought that one after you showed its unboxing. I've actually changed my pallet after watching your reviews. I'm starting to look for the more thin crisp pizza now.

Currently watching this while waiting 4 hours for my Hot Pocket to cool down

I come back to this video when I need to laugh Nothing in the world is funnier to me for some reason I start crying 😂

I was waiting for the burn hahahaha wasn't disappointed

Who heard Dave rail three massive lines on the unboxing stream last night in between hours 1 and 2

That package beep was like a message from god that it will indeed burn your face off, every time 😂

Dave: "This is a family show!" Also Dave: 4:57

I stopped the clip when he said he’s never tried it before to post this message. 100% he’s gonna burn his face off if he takes a big bite. Hot Pockets should be called Molten Rock Pockets. Let’s see what happens...

When quarantine finishes, Dave should continue staying in lol he’s so damn funny in these reviews! Or at least maintain frozen pizza reviews and package opening. The man is a business genius! Multiple avenues of income! Legend! ✊

Dave now has chandeliers hanging from the roof of his mouth after that one bite….

Dave worried if its cooked, one minute later, my face is burnt off.

One reference to jack in every video, everybody knows dave is still salty about the instagram post

Huttt pocket

Extra jabs at jacks is always awesome

4:22 yep, that’s the REAL Hot Pocket experience! 😂

The second bite had me dying hearing his feet shift under him from the burn 😂

One bite everybody knows Dave has eaten thousands of hot pockets.

“Hut” pockets. I love it

It’s 2021 and the jack’s jokes still kill

I've finally found Waldo