you literally got given a quest, gained a sidekick, saved the station then defeated a big boss. this is an RPG plot line

"The ship probably needs some maintenance" -Nurse, completely unaware of the singularity next door

Nurse: This droid man is MVP Droid man: This engineer man is MVP

Nurse accidentally robusitng the shit out of a Nukie is precious.

Nurse is literally an anime protagonist. We had the black hole arc to prove how OP she is. Then we had the bad guy rival arc to prove how strong she is with friends. Then the friend who helped her kill the bad guy is killed trying to save Nurse, Nurse barely survives, and only survives thanks to the power of friendship as well as her indomitable will.

Nurse: \*checks toilet* i don't know what i was expecting Me, an Alien and Deadspace veteran: *E v e r y t h i n g*

Damn I didn't know engineers had to blow up blackholes and terrorists, thought they just weld pieces of metal together and called it a day lol

This round in a nutshell: "How are you still alive?!" "I have no idea!"

Yo, grabbing the nukie like that was actually robust as fuck. Good job, man.

**Nurse having an intense fight with a terrorist** Also Nurse: "Is that a Nintendo Switch?!?!?"

Ah nice. Engineering is fun, you can start with basics- like learning how to take stuff apart and secret doors. Alot of skills that will remain handy regardless of what role you play in the future, especially knowing the details of a given station's layout and infrastructure.

Ah, Goongineering. You must learn the ways of the Hellburn. Learn Goon fusion.

Singuloose minutes into the shift flooding the entire station? Yeah that sounds like manta.

Came here from watching one of your Project Zomboid shorts, love how you were just a new engineer trying to eat pizza, then got roped into saving the ship, fighting off nukies, and finally surviving it all - barely. Also loved how the doctor literally said “oh fuck” lol I’m gotta watch more of your playthroughs because I loved the narration

This is some of the best KZfaq content I've seen, period. I hope you feel some sense of pride in how deeply, deeply ashamed that nukie must feel after you 360 no scope robusted his ass with a missile launcher while being shot at; all because you didn't really know what was going on. I'm really glad to see you're enjoying SS13 and I can't wait to see what shenanigans you get up to next time. Fastest sub of my life. EDIT: I'm not sure if you noticed, but you blew off the nukies leg with that hit. Now legless, the syndicate operative hobbled around trying to find his weapon that was no doubt obliterated from the mortal plane by your rocket before being mobbed and beaten to death by staff instead of security.

Finaly someone who knows how to use KZfaq premiere. Always excited for these ones, and I don't have to guess when it comes out 🙂

We had a mechanic at work who, when he came to work, smeared his hands up to the elbows in antifreeze and then stood in the smoking area with the appearance as if he worked a lot and now he is resting and so on all day. The chief always set him up as an example.

That whole fucking fight sequence was a wild ride. Jesus Christ

This game is bonkers. I wished there was a more modern version; I tried it for some time awhile ago, but my brain is doo doo and couldn't really get used to the controls and interactions.

WOW, the way you beat the crap out of that nukie was priceless.

I’m surprised you haven’t blown up yet, you have such an interesting style that will take off! Keep doing what you’re doing

I have feeling that, while the robot was good intentioned, the reason it decided to involve you in its plans was to circumvent its non-violence programming...and better way than to use this hopeless engineer, who clearly has nothing better to do!

Gotta say I adore that robot. He saw a random engineer chilling out and doing nothing, and said "I'mma make you a hero, boy." A shame he died before he could figure that whole gender thing out.

Nurse any player with more than 20 hours (around 10 rounds) will likely recognise that you're playing goon station, which... isn't the best server for a newbie. I recommend playing beestation, which has less complex controls/mechanics. /tg/ is probably the next step, its considerably better codewise, but its more complex too. A mildly toxic playerbase doesnt make it better, otherwise its fine. Good luck learning ss13!

ah the singularity, yesterday i played engineerborg for the first time and after creating a nice stable black hole with the engineers an antag stole the emitters, which caused the protective field that holds the black hole in place to deactivate, so the black hole got loose. Long story short the engineers became a singularity cult and we all fed ourselves to the singularity after the shuttle left

The Sequel: Nurse puts robo buddy's brain into a new improved body. Meanwhile, the Nukie gang hears of their failed mission and comes back to enact revenge

4:43 don't worry, in any servers (Especially TG and Fulp) not any engineer does the station maintance. They only setup engine roundstart and then entire round do nothing.

Ah, the last round I played I have given numerous traitors and even a changeling dread-inducing swirlie-swirlies in the toilets and have been appointed as a special swirlie-agent with exceptional access to station sectors, though because of my Elvis Presley accent I named it "swarhlie-swarhlie"

nice choice of music brought some nostalgia

Watching these always feels like absorbing half a series of information. True chaotic energy harnessed

You can put your PDA in your ID slot; you do this by putting your ID in an empty hand then clicking on your PDA, putting it in the now empty hand then putting it in the ID empty spot. You now have a Free belt spot.

Robot: "You have alot of water in you. I do not know what this means" is a typical robot thing to say.

At this point your the Isaac Clarke of this station

Glad to see ya back again homie

"you need to save the station" the LAST thing you want to hear on your first day

So an average day on space station 13

These are honestly amazingly edited. With the voice over it really adds to the fun of the game. I hope you enjoy them and do more

Only found your channel a little while back and was hoping you'd do more space station 13. Came for the kenshi, stayed for nurse

Ah, reminds me of story many years ago on SP13 heavy RP server. I was engineer, and prepared to go space-walk for singularity engine pylon startup. Chief engineer was watching me over the window. I've successfully set up pylons and started to head back to station, when suddenly one of pylons discharged (they do that occasionally) right when I was passing by. Imagine being struck by high voltage lightning arc from high power lines. That was done to me. Immediately down, almost lost all control over my body. Chief called emergency over radio. Engineering had only one space suit, so there was no-body on vicinity to grab me out fast. Somehow I got some power in me and crawled to hatch. In a meantime, captain, medical and bunch of security were waiting just behind second hatch door. When I was in, chief remotely closed door and bunch of people immediately got me out on medical cart. I was dragged to operation table, barely able to speak. Station medical was equipped with state of the art healing pods, which stabilized many burns and damage on my body. But it could not save my arm and leg from being completely destroyed to the bone (apparently that's where electric arc went through). Medical decided to replace those limbs with robotic prosthetics. Inviting chief robotics, they did hard operation on me. I was alive and able to speak after all painkillers and other drugs. Before letting me out of medical, chief of robotics asked me, how do I like my new improved limbs. I've turned around and said "I've never asked for this". And went straight to the bar. I've refused to do any more jobs that round, spend it in bar drinking (on house) and kept company to visitors, retelling this story.

you’re probably not gonna run into a lot of katanas commonly, but clicking on the sheath lets you take the katana out. you can target specific bodyparts with the grey body dummy thingy on the UI in the corner by clicking on a limb. hitting somebody with a katana will cut off the body part that you are targeting, however it doesnt do much if you hit them in the chest and decapitating only works if you’ve cut off their arms and legs. pretty handy.

it's always up to the mundane jobs to clean up after sec. The amount of time's I've had to do their job as Head of Personnel is truly astounding.

I absolutely love the tale of an engineer, first day on the job, barely able to engineer their way into a cup of coffee and a pizza, going on to be the station's greatest hero. Edge of my seat the whole time

I love the way you narrate your videos, the late night insomnia + (maybe a lil weed too) your soothing voice is like peanut butter to jelly, on a sammich. ❤️🤌🏼

Ok seriously that captain just set the bar for comedy so dang hight the clown might as well hang up his shoes and wig.

Engineer saved the entire goddamn ship. Sounds like a game I played except with aliens

The Lady with The Lamp... With a Lump after a floor pill Definitely with a Limp at the end of the round.

'I want no shenanigans today' Murphy's Law: And I took that personally.

Idk her edit is amazing The detail, the search of image and sound and put it together, that's just wow

So far this is reminding me of my game yesterday. I just kinda ran around the place 12 times, had a mask on my face so got arrested, slipped by clown's megafun slip bomb, read a few books, ordered a gin and tonic. But I did learn the most important hotkey, b.

I've been looking for a channel like this, great content mate

Hey im from Brazil and i love your videos, please keep doing this amazing work!

Its always fun watching Nurse wander into absolute chaos in SS13

Holy hell, this was pure barking insanity and I loved every minute! Nice job saving the station. To quote Nanotrasen, your sacrifice is noted.

Nurse’s voice nurses my soul

This video is comedy gold! I had no idea this game existed

Earned a sub today thank you for the wholesome content one of the best ss13 videos around to date

I like to imagine this was only your character's first day on the job 😂

We truly do live in a space station. Great video, Nurse. Love this game maybe more than any other game, maybe only rivaled by The Blackout Club or Project Zomboid

This game is like a fever dream.

That ESCALLATED SO QUICKLY

Please do more videos like this one! I love this kind of video telling stories of this kind of game!

I'm actually french and i love your content, keep it up !

Now THIS is the content I'm subbed for!

Nurse becomes Gordon Freeman, except she actually stops the Resonance Cascade.

I'm still waiting for a sequel for this horrifying (and fascinating) serial.

I absolutely love your voice!

Its so strange to me how people wanna keep certain servers private (as like, not to share the name of it) but i guess i can respect that too. Fun story yo :D

All hail lord Singuloth. This reminds me of my first time.

Nurse... You really are creating the finest SS13 content on the platform these days. You do you, girl.

i subbed to you for more ss13 its funny to get a new players reaction to the game, but you probably gotten better at the game by now

That guy asking how to build a pipe frame was trying to make a "zipgun"

I like how confused you shot the rocket launcher

When nurse said no shit I'm missing a leg I just thought me too nurse... me too lol

As someone who has played engi for a while, this is the best example of what first experiences are like for people who ignore the wiki and rules. Nurse truly exemplifies the spirit of new ss13 players.

Nurse accidentally becomes Gordon Freeman.

It's nice to see you picking up the game again

Went from Star Citizen to Doom in like 5 minutes

I can not tel a lie . You are my favourite KZfaqr right now

this could be a movie

Florence nightingale on her first day aboard the NSS manta as an engineer she pulls Herculean feats heroism.

You need to play more SS13! It's a bit daunting at first but it's so rewarding. I started out as a total noob fairly recently and I usually do crappy jobs or I just straight up tell people I suck at my job if I roll a real job. It's actually a mix of so many unique experiences, crazy fun. Every round I learn new things and every round I cone out of my shell a bit more.

I need more! This game is fantastic!

4:04 never gets old.

helperbot was a champion

This was fucking hilarious 😂, please do more of this nurse 🙏

Can't wait to see the next episode especially since it premieres in 23 minutes😀

omgg im so happy that you played SS13 again! Im new here but I love your way of narrating the silly things! Hmm I may even subscribe

"Hey look, buddy, I'm an engineer, and that means I solve _some_ problems."

4:34 nostalgia 10/10

This is the funniest thing I’ve watched all day.

Meanwhile me hacking doors to steal biological and mechanical weapons of mass destruction (for fun) is rendered helpless against a chef because I tried stealing his food

thank god ur making content again !! missed the vids

Man that was some good work.

I genuinely try to not be thirsty for KZfaqrs but your voice is ridiculously hot. Stop making me feel funny.

Be careful, she's a hero.

Seeing someone discover SS13 is always fun, can't wait for next episode

I just came back to play on goon after 3 years. I'm so OG the old og are mostly gone... but damn, it feels good to get robusted.

Just an engineer doing their job of saving the station from black holes and nukies

I'm pretty sure your rocket blew that guy's leg off.