The Odd Life of Timothy Green review.

+mach6247 Excuse me?

yes Rhett you are excused

Arnold Schwarzenegger majority of the time have fun with his roles no matter how awful his movies are.. Not saying all his movies are awful either.. Love The Terminator Movies, Commando, The Predator, Conan the barbarian 1 and 2, and ect

More like he was having pun

what does this have to do with the original comment

Melvin Melvin Brother of the Joker

I'd love to see Doug as the joker in a parody movie one day!

100th liker!!!!

iM3GTR he would have made a better joker than fucking jared leto fuck him

Victoria Garcia Wait, Joel is dead ?

@@adonis7626 yeah, he died on June 22nd 2020.

I stand by my defense of liking Batman Forever though.

I don't think this film is anywhere close to as bad as people make it out to be. Yeah, it's stupid, and very bad when compared to the first two Batman movies, but worst movies of all-time? Fuck off, not when shit like Foodfight, Garbage Pail Kids and Freddy Got Fingered exists.

@@DarkAttackYT Yeah, that one's definitely up there. I've never even watched the show and I was insulted by it.

Intentionally ironic?

He doesn't let people know that.

Freeze was just acting tough to be "cool"... yeah ok, i'll leave now.

Exactly, to save his wife he had to let go of everything else, and become a creature of pure determination.

About Alfred And Freeze's wife, this is explained: They've got the same disease, but Alfred is still at the first/second phase, which can be cured by Freeze medicine. His wife instead is at the third and there is no known cure for this.

Kimani Wilson-Hunte *takes cyanide pill*

Brandon Roberts "Aha aha, gah.. I can't do it.. gahahaha."

Never leave the bat-cave without it.

I guess I'll cancel the pizza!

Kimani Wilson-Hunte *cough* Justice League *cough*

Hell, even if you didn't read the comics, the shows portray him as a good replacement father for Batman.

Yeah, Doug’s joke there makes him look rather ignorant. It’s never been any secret that Alfred raised Bruce and was for all intents and purposes his father.

SapphireFlame Yeah honestly I think that’s an actual good scene that’s slightly ruined by the fact that Bruce has changed actors twice.

@@thewerewolff7248 Three times, you forgot Kilmer and or Keeton.

Sci No i didn’t miss one. There’s been 3 actors so the actor has changed two times, it started with Keaton, changed to Kilmer and then changed again to cloony. That’s 2 changes.

He came back to this in a later video and brought that up

honestly i never thought of it as terrible, they put in that little twist to help show that Freeze isnt inherently evil, more chaotic/neutral by D&D standards. and Freeze was a doctor before he joined the polar bear club, so as a Batfan i could get behind the little story twist.

There probably wasnt a reliable cure when nora was first diagnosed. Since shes been frozen for several years, and freeze being a doctor, he probably developed cures for earlier stages, but Nora's case is so far ahead, he cant really keep up.

Thanks for saving me the time to make a proper Explanation, this Autistic brain of mine couldn't have done better

At least they explained this, 2 other good things about it: not killing Freeze and Ivy (still sad for Two-Face and the Penguin); Batgirl being Alfred's niece so it's really the Batfamily.

He had nothing to apologize for though but I respect that he did

Schumacher sucks

Kevin Breen Question, have you seen the movie Lost Boys?

No matter what people say I think Batman and robin is one of the best Batman films personally

@@cayden07895 just don’t mention THAT WHICH CANNOT BE NAMED

Still a better looking Bane than Tom Hardy

Tom Hardy perhaps doesn't look like Bane, but _he still acts like Bane it's supposed to be_.

+Ian Cobain he looked better, but Tom hardy acted a way better bane

+Gokussjdensetsuno45 No he still sucks too and (besides this one) is the worst portrayal of Bane ever. He sounds like a worse version of Darth Vader the mask is retarded and unnecessary, and you can't understand a single thing he says, besides that he was born in the darkness. So yeah Tom Hardy still sucks.

+Wicked Bat I understood him for the most part. You are exagerating.

Discontinued since the sonic episode

Well, it's on the merchandising

NOOOOO!

Ghostfac3 where is it from

Of course!!

I don't get it though. Sure it's incredibly stupid but so is everything else in this movie. I don't see why he singled that thing out.

@@MrMarinus18 For a superhero who’s hellbent on keeping his identity a secret, why does he have a credit card? His secret identity would be revealed pretty damn fast

​@@brenyattaits movie lambcorn, who cares

@@nickelbrickell It's like if you suddenly gave the *A-Team* Credit Cards: That's gonnna be so stupid and go down so quick.

Ahem...... RAPE MY CHILDHOOD WILL YOU!!!??? YOU WILL ALL DIEEEE!

I knew he was going to.....uh lose his temper so I was like "Oh uh, oh no DUCK IN COVER! HE IS LOSING IT!"

Can someone replicate that card and give it to him at Christmas please?

Batmans utility belt has a solution for every problem so yes, there's a bat credit card.

My reaction to the silliness Johns boils up.

Rip

how did you know he was pretending? did you ask him?

Edward HARRISON [12M3] no it was a video retail store that got killed by Netflix

CmanTheMonkey they were making a joke because THERE IS NO MORE BLOCKBUSTER

GamingDemon 12 Mk

Oh, wow that was him? Weird how he was in this movie and not Batman Forever.

He was also Clamp in Gremlins 2.

And was a Luthor in Smallville. And was the villain's father in Shazam.

Ok that’s actually interesting

@@DeirdreRoxanne Why would they get Jim Carrey and Tommy Lee Jones to play The Riddler and Two Face in Batman Forever?

Peg.

*Facepalm self*

President Kudsi I think what’s worse is that batgirl’s first guess of the password is “Alfred”

Alfred The Buttler.

Perfect comment. 😂

Kugawattan Yes. Yes she is

Maybe Gordon and Alfred are siblings!!! DUN DUN DUUUUUUU!!!!!

WJZAV or maybe the writers couldnt even bother to read a fucking wikipedia page

I found my answer funnier. Just sayin -_- Besides, i don't think Wikipedia existed when this movie came out.

Kugawattan according to imdb trivia they rewrote the character because they thoyght nobody would believe Alicia Silverstone as Pat hingles daughter.

It’s still really contrived that they have the exact same disease

He went over that in the first Top 11 Fuck Ups video

This, the roller coaster at Six Flags, and Moloko.

That and Rifftrax

I know, I know. I actually studied "Batman and Robin" after watching this. Not to say it was still a pleasurable experience.

And that The Dark Knight was made.

When I first saw it I don't hate it I didn't enjoy it

It looks and sounds like Xzar from Baldur's Gate.

lol tell us more about your videos. how many subs and views you have. at least critic has something to hate on.

hi

hi

Couldn't tell ya honestly.

Daffy duck reference. Right?

I wouldn’t know, I just find it funny 🤷🏻‍♀️

Brickhut Joe which episode.

4:53

@@discontinued42069 yeah. Been a while since I seen it... but I remember that I was excited to see the next one... which never came

HOU DAE U LIKE DIS SUPERCRAPOFUCKORIFICPICEOSHIT YOU UNCULTURED SWINE THIS MOVIE DESERVES ALL DA HATE IN THE WORLD FOR TOTALLY UNJUSTIFIABLE REASONS AND EVEN IF YOU LIKE IT YOU DESERVE TO HATE BECAUSE REASONS

This is literally me

I dug the movie too to be fair. I love extremely campy movies and I don’t need anything grounded in reality. Just tell me a cohesive story and make things colorful.

Same

+Charlie Hinkley I think that Batman Robin was a poor excuse to try to be "family friendly" and a poor excuse to try to sell merchandise. I think that was also the reason why A Christmas Story 2 was panned by the critics. A Christmas Story 2 was done as an excuse to try to sell merchandise.

Honestly, I think Batman Forever had enough of an atmosphere at times to still be considered a "decent" Batman movie, including having a parrallel between Bruce and Dick with how they're both working through the loss of their families, taking up a life of crime fighting and working through that together. Its probably the only incarnation of Robin which was done rather well. Mind you, I recently rewatched that movie as an adult and I knew that if I saw that in the theater...I probably would've stayed away from Batman And Robin.

+badgerman Omg, they seriously came out with A Christmas Story 2?! WTF? I've never heard of that. Holy shit though, WHY??? It didn't need a sequel! They ruined it!!!

+badgerman Dear LORD, I just looked up the trailer! I couldn't believe it. I must've not heard about the sequel because I only had Netflix and probably didn't see any commercials of it? Wtf were they thinking?

I still feel that "Batman and Robin" was made to sell merchandise and a poor attempt to be be "family friendly"

Or the Warner Bros and Warner sister Dot hiding in the Warner Bros tower in Animaniacs.

Chill, bro. It's a nice ice of life comedy!

Andrew:thats was a cold pun bro meta:yeah it made freeze to death

Icy what you did there.

still not as bad as when hell froze over and the terminator franchise gave him an even worse role with successfully killing john conners in a retcon

@zach5350 zach5350 Take a chill pill.

Not really. He bashes Jim Carrey’s overacting performance in Batman Forever and he does the same thing in his videos.

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@@calebgroves6526 When did he bash Jim Carrey for overacting? In fact, I distinctly remember the joke being that, since Jim Carrey was basically portraying an obsessed fanboy, his normally over-the-top performance was almost too subtle.

@@calebgroves6526 boy 1.4 million people think its funny including me

To give him one of the greatest superheroes of all time, A BAT CREDIT CARD?!?!? NOOOO!!! NOOOO!!!! DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!! DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!!! ROFLMAO XD

Officer balls

"RAPE MY CHILDHOOD WOULD YOU! " Lol I was busting up laughing at this part

the best credit card...........LOL xD

DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! GGDUHFBJGCGHN

Bad Credit Card.

That needs to be a meme but I also like the face he makes at 5:38, I've started using that myself, not on videos of course

But Michael Keaton is back yeah 😎✌

Antonio Figueroa I concur. It's too bad the Nostalgia Critic cheapened it with the "Ambiguously Gay Duo" crack.

Antonio Figueroa IMO, Michael Gough (Alfred in this movie) is the only actor in this movie who is actually trying.

Antonio Figueroa I think that the Alfred dying storyline deserved a much better movie.

I agree, at least Michael Gough was trying to get himself axed from this movie as quickly as possible.

Jake Voronkov Yes and no. The Adam West TV series was aimed at a younger audience and was campy on purpose. This movie is a sequel of Batman Forever, which had a more serious tone. Don't get me wrong, I like B&R and the cheesiness of the old series, but Joel Schumacher tried to do a good movie, but studio involvement, Schumacher's slipping heavy gay undertones, bad casting choices an horrible directions set this flick towards failure... Is it funny? Hell yeah! But not for the same reasons we laugh at sixties Batman...

M. Chedderbeef I agree

Indeed. The intimate scenes with Alfred actually felt like the one scenes that were actually taken seriously in the whole film

Yeah it’s irritating that you actually have some pretty interesting and powerful scenes in an otherwise awful film

@@Zug8415 Indeed. And this same scene actually contains some surprisingly powerful dialogue too. Namely this from Alfred: "Death and chance stole your parents. But rather than become a victim, you have done everything in your power to control the fates. For what is Batman if not an effort to master the chaos that sweeps our world, an attempt to control death itself?"

Very gay scene.

A Bat... Credit Card? They gave him... a Bat... Credit Card?! They had the BALLS... to give one of the GREATEST superheroes of ALL time... *A BAT... CREDIT CARD?!?!?!?* *NOOOOOOOOO!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!! DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!! DOES NOT COMPUTE, DOES NOT COMPUTE, IT'S INSANE--!!!!*

Wait he died

@@jasonwalker1263 yes last year

I heard about that...I still would've looked there

TheHauntedMansionFan12345 true true

Besides, Disneyland would actually the last place i would look for Walt Disney. It would be just too obvious.

WJZAV Exactly. It's like if Cookie Monster went insane for his love of cookies and kidnapped someone and his hideout was the cookie factory.

How do you keep a secret from the word's greatest detective? It's easy, you stick it right in front of him, right under his long pointy nose and wait.

13:53 i need help, my Nostalgia Critic app stopped working and has crashed.

DOES NOT COMPUTE!

+MasterJunior93 did you try turning your device on and off again?

Barbara Pennyworth

So there's two Batgirls named Barbara? that must be weird in bed.

+Ethan Toise actually the official name for her is Barbara Wilson

***** And you have successfully explained the joke, what do we have for him Johnny? "He will receive an official certificate that proves that he has mastered this game show" We'll see you next time on RUIN, THAT, JOKE!

Hopey Olguin HAHAHAHA! But hey! That's the downside of comedy isn't it? You're always taking shots from folks who just don't get the joke

this review came out two months after the dark knight, probably was still in theaters by then

Jose Echevarria but none for ivy or batgirl. Damn you Joel

Caleb Jensine He’s gay..

Caleb Jensine Sooo it makes sense.

@@JurassicProductions This didn’t age well

Rivers727 doug should do 8mm

And Clooney says it with a smile on his face.....😂

the third stage

Julio Cesar Orellaned Martin the BATstage

what stage? where?

He addressed this mistake in one of his top 11 videos where he talks about the biggest mistakes he's made.

h.r. animates Then why does he look like he's near death?

Me

Me

me

I lose it every time I watch it🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The Ice Age was millions of years after the dinosaurs had already died, so they could not possibly have been related. The dinosaurs died at the end of the Mesozoic era, 65 million years ago, and the Ice Age (the Interglacial period at the beginning of the Quaternary period) started 2.6 million years ago!

Yeah, when he said that, I was like “That’s not even true.”

+Chris Sullivan It seemed more like George Clooney was playing himself in a Batman suit in this film rather than actually playing Batman.

It was George Clooney showing off his nipples

+Xehanort10 Difficult for a guy like him to do anything else. Sure, a voice change would've helped but you're always going to see him as Clooney dressed up like Batman rather than just well...Batman. Blame the casting.

Oh come on, if you are into this shit you should beyond that. How nobody can figure out that clark kent is superman? who cares, it's a silly comic.

leonardoflorentin I'm going by the logic of the film as a standalone, not drawing from the comics. Like hearing a family member calling you from the other side of the house, you don't have to look for them to know who it is - it's bleeding obvious. You only have to recognise their voice. Same applies here. You're completely right about Superman, and I honestly agree with you, but still, calling Batman comics 'silly' is a little redundant, don't you think? ALL Batman comics are silly! Yeah, serious undertones are thrown in now and again (New 52's Joker? Creeeeepyyyyy~!), and the overall atmosphere mainly depends on the writers/artists, but predominantly, the idea of a man swinging around in a cape punching bad guys in the name of JUSTICE is freakin' hilarious to me. And that's why I love them. You may not like comics, and that's fair enough, but that doesn't mean you can shit on people who do.

I think honestly in my opinion I think that yes telling her off entirely or ruining her character mainly because I just don't feel like killing her and I would like be more useful later on series and secondly we already have the another antagonist in the second half Also the anime arc in my opinion my favorite arc of all time I do have two complaints arc starting a trend of permadeath characters with no explanation why they can't be revived as well as the final fight scene

More like Meggy becoming a human tbh

Val Kilmer was in another project and if I remember correctly it was around that time that the Island of Dr. Moreau was being made. 😂

OH how the times have changed ;D

Val Kilmer actually wasn't interested in coming back, and Keaton actually didn't really mind apparently being replaced as he didn't really like batman returns. Funny you mention the spider man thing...tobey than andrew...but then we got tom holland. the geek nerd school ADHD fake-out villain iron spidey garbage franchise that feels more like a parody. michael keaton was the only saving grace of the one.

Kilmer was often busy fighting with Schumacher & company during filming of the prior film and then the ugly bomb “Island of Dr. Moreau” came along to keep him busy

He refused because he *actually* did not like the direction the studio were taking the franchise.

She's also supposed to be a redhead and wear a bat-cowl.

In the comic books she is

Honestly, given how Batgirl is blond in this one, she looks more like Stephanie Brown.

They thought that Gordon looked too old to be her father so they made her Alfred's niece.

@@saulthechicanootaku Yes!

+MountBücke Kreative Haha, good one

A bat FREAKING credit card!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

+MountBücke Kreative Arnold was actually entertaining in the same way Nick Cage made Wicker Man a hilarious film. His over-the-top performance and one liners made me laugh throughout.

You better chill dude

Oh god man, not you too not the ice puns!

Mikoyo15 ambiguously gay duo

Please bring the memes! WE DEMAND THE MEMES!

Also chuck Norris! CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!

thank you

+AJcaraballo95 Eh, I'd change Batman Forever's score to a 6.5 (it was passable). Batman Begins to a solid 8 and Dark Knight Rises a 7.5 I agree with the rest.

Greyghostvol1 Fair enough. lol

+AJcaraballo95 Batman (1966): Funny yet enjoyable 7/10 Batman (1989): An instant classic 8/10 Batman Returns: Awesome! 8.5/10 Batman Forever: It was...meh. 4.5/10 Batman and Robin: Just like Adam West, but with nipples 5/10 Batman Begins: Fucking awesome! 8.9/10 The Dark Knight: Superior in every way! 8/10 The Dark Knight Rises: Eh 7.5/10 Revisioned

+Lex's Corner May want to keep the Batman and Robin score as 2.5, man. A 5/10 is a little too generous.

Don't ask.

You apply at Batman. Then you get a car. Chicks dig the car.

The Bat Bank.

the bank on the card says Batman Forever

@@AzguardMike wait really? What the hell?

the ice would kill the plants so ya this is dumb even for a batman plot

I like grandma got run over by a reindeer...

It's a great drinking game though

I didn't hate that Christmas movie

+illumiNATI yeah it was a great laugh ... but you don't mean actually good do you

+karmalotus22 well I am "nostalgic" for it 😋

BURTboy... As pronounced in Arnoldese...and an unintentional nod to Burt Ward, who played Robin in the Adam West series? LOL

I always thought he said "Bat Boy" as a kid.

Oh, you mean Birdman's sidekick? Seriously, I can see Dr. Freezoids saying this to Birdboy!

You know what killed the dinosaurs The ice age

Cool party!

Hush child...

:)

True I love that butler

u mean the pills he took right? that grant him super human strength right

In the injustice comics

Oh, so you were getting boners at 3 years old?

I still kinda like it, too, but it's still bad... I'm also one of the few people that liked Eon Flux so that explain a lot xD

I saw it on Cartoon Network when I was younger. I barely remember anything.

kingkong381 well it was made to sell toys..

Good to know I'm not the only one :D

Batman is not a comic book movie. Batman kills in that movie. That's already breaking the characters number one rule. How the fuck is that faithful to the comic? Also it's interesting to point out that burton has said in interviews that he doesn't read or like comics and that he's more interested in the villains and what grew to be his usual weird emo shit. Batman (not Bruce Wayne) is in the movie for literally less than 30 minutes.

+Sebastian Fitzpatrick Why do people keep forgetting Gotham Knight? It starts off not great but the animation through most of it is beyond beautiful and it has some heart wrenching scenes.

nick hurns Batman 89 is based the original Bob Kane / Bill Finger comics where he killed,Burton was quoted on saying that he loved The Killing Joke and Batman not being in the film creates great mystery for the character.

+Sebastian Fitzpatrick What is your score for Batman and Robin?

+Sebastian Fitzpatrick Batman v Superman?

This was from a scene of the short film titled "Jerry and the Lion".

I think it's more a reference to when Disney's Hades said the same thing right after his meeting with the 3 Fates.

Micky mouse: *robs bank* hehehe Police right outside disney land: where could he be where could Micky mouse be it’s nearly impossible to find him Commander: did you check Disney land? Police: na why on earth would he hide there? Commander: bruh?

Elle Calladine no curse Bale, bless Affleck

Gold Godzilla You know what your right...Bless Gal Gadot/Wonder Woman 😂

Gold Godzilla affleck is a shit Batman.

Funny thing is, Warner executives ruined this, and they were responsable for the bad parts in Forever (which is still a gppd movie, but watch the deleted scene, the original Schumaher idea was a lot better)

Elle Calladine but someone should’ve told bale to take it easy, his voice is laughable in the Nolan movies, he’s a damn good actor and the movies were awesome but the voice is just awful.

Patrick Brady NOTHING!

+Patrick Brady Uh YOU"

NOTHING!

Pure electricity... in my pants.

@@unwelldanny7108 That's SUPERVOLT!

"If I disappointed in any way, then I really want to apoligise because it wasn't my intention. My intention just was to entertain." - Joel Schumacher.

R.I.P at least he knew he made a stinker and admitted it.

It's not even the worst, that place goes for Catwoman, Daredevil and The Amazing Spiderman 2.

He also gave us one of the worst stage-to-film adaptations ever, Phantom of The Opera.

@@luismarioguerrerosanchez4747 You forgot Suicide Squad (2016)

We all do.

No thanks I hate a bat credit card

To some extent, I would like a Bat-credit card. Think about it; a credit card that can allow you to anonymously draw funds from Bruce Wayne’s bank account. Who wouldn’t want a card like that.

A BAT CREDIT CARD?! YOU BASTARDS! I’LL KILL YOU!!! I’LL KILL ALL OF YOU!!!! 💢>:(

Imani S. H. You lie!

BAT CREDIT CARD. YOU OWN A BAT CREDIT CARD. DOES NOT COMPUTE. DOES NOT COMPUTE. DOES NOT COMPUTE.

Shit I need one

Robin and Batgirl were from the comics, but the first Robin outside of the comics was from the serial films of the 1940's (which had two installments with two different actors for the dynamic duo). But first Batgirl outside of the comics was the one played by Yvone Craig from the campy live-action TV show of the 1960's called Batman.

@@LooneyCartoonMan But what about BatMITE?

@@pheonix5597 He was introduced in an issue of Detective Comics at DC Comics.

Robin and batgirl were in the comics before the 60s show

To be honest it's not really saying much when you say Arnold was the best actor in this film.

You know,there is a Psy-goa Trance song that uses that pun as it's only lyrics. It's called Freeze from a Greek trance band called Cyan.Check it out if you want to.

But batman and robin actually had some good things

💩✉️

at least Robin wasn't psychotic

+Chandler Orrell TTG robin or BaR Robin?

RedNarwhal ttg

+Chandler Orrell He kinda is. There's an episode where he goes batshit crazy because of some dumb "plot" reasons, and takes it out on a bunch of garden gnomes.

RedNarwhal ttg Robin is psychotic

That is true