True. They found an island literally made of Kryptonite, but Superman doesn't just fold at the sight of it though like he does on TV and movies.

Are your sérious?

@@freeza4302 i mean prolonged exposure is the whole thing like it can pierce his skin and whatnot reason why a bullet made of it is a big problem cause he cant heal from that think radiation poisoning in a sense the bigger and more concentrated the worse its effects........its how i had it explained to me

Which comic is that?

I'm gonna be honest, this sounds like a plot that could fit in any era of DC.

by a man

Kinky

Only in the earliest iterations.

Based on the women I seem to attract, that was Batman's point. I don't try to understand the women in my life. I just enjoy their company.

@@phoebusapollo8365 Green Lantern's weakness is the color yellow in early iterations too, it's fair game

Well yeah, she was a slave~

Not in many versions, for what I heard.

​@@kezia-lemonthorne2507she also doesn't have superpowers in some versions. Just a lasso, and durable braces.

@@Anty_Prazashe’s an Amazon in every version I’ve heard of where it’s Diana and that qualifies as having powers, otherwise Superman doesn’t have them he’s just a kryptonian.

@@chainsawboy2388 that Doesn't even make sense. Is now being born in a specific place considered a superpower?

What does it do??.

Makes you gay

@@Ilovemusic4071 turns him Gay

@@Mj09867 ohhhhhh

@@Mj09867 The New version is my favorite. Turn Supman a woman😁

It is a good line lol

All the times, i almost slipped on some random ice hidden under snow in winter, even when walking carefully. Just imagine running around in winter is painful, since I know how easy you can slip and fall, remembering certain childhood memories. But now increase it by like a million times in speed.... ouch.

"You can't destroy a superhero's entire career with one line." Batman: watch me!

Maybe he can fight crime in Australia during winter?

That part always kills me 💀

Magic man could do a lot of damage in DC universe.

If he can conjure anything, how about a catapult big enough to lob cars at the man in the yellow hat?

@@Alverantunfortunately, most cars use yellow blinkers

Sometime he gets a little bit *TOO* curious

😂

"like" not "exactly"

@@robertross45 I know but I like to cater to the nitpicky people who were going to comment that first

@@PunnySnuck That's faire.

He took the 4th one

@@robertross45ohh you sly mothafucka!😂 I like your game brotha!

we don't talk about the pink one. . . .

He’s got you there, Clark-

Like you're any better, one of your greatest enemies freezes the floor and you go flying, you're a seasonal superhero... AND YOU!!! Your weakness Is the color Yellow!

Wait, are you serious??

Yea so what? If a meter comes crashing down to earth, I like to see you try and stop it. What are you gonna do? Throw a batering at it?

Heck his main adversary should be big bird from Sesame Street😂

At the very least he'll be able to escape from green lantern often.

​@@meshachbrandon233 I can see it now: "Big Bird curb stomps Green Lantern"

SpongeBob would join in on the festivities.

@@yunidai16 Spongebob doesn't need to be yellow to win that fight.

Batman on Wonder "Woman" though 💀

He really did kill every single one of them. Dudes got a plan for everything, like having to kill his friends.

@@internetduck1114 yeah that's just brutal 😂

​@@internetduck1114 Who?

oh you talking about supergirl?

It was the "Fuck you Bruce" after that got me. 🤣😂🤣😂

Aswr the pose and Bruce's face had me rolling lolol 😂😆

@Mich Lati u just upgraded the joke 20 times better

@Mich Lati i was thinking that too when i first heard it 💀

He cant manipulate yellow colored objects so indirectly do anything. Its a mugger wearing a Yellow jumpsuit. Does he need to do anything? Green Lantern handle intergalactic issues not petty larceny. Batman cant handle a clowns.

0:46

…what’s the pink one do?

@@Creator_indy he becomes gay

@@Creator_indyI’m pretty sure he becomes a woman

@@LegoDrDoom Both correct. It depends on the comic.

I like to thknk specifically SHE didnt let him finish because she's too embarassed of it

Or maybe he did finish the sentence and the argument continued offscreen, still resulting in Batman being kicked out

It's both

That wouldn’t be a very good own considering Batman is about as affected by restraints as she is.

@@stoyanpetkov3853 batman's a master escape artist

Plot twist: Batman was showing in real time WW's weakness

She can still be insulted to degrade her powers/strength a bit, as apparently doubting of herself is a weakness. So it's theoretically possible.

@@williamfalls Well, I don't think "She's a woman" would cause her to doubt herself.

@@nightmare3642 Probably not, but if he said something as simple as "You can't do this." it may instill enough self doubt in her to make the statement a fact.

@@nightmare3642 not an amazon, no, but if she were human she’d be crippled

With a rope and a group of corrupt politicians to spend all of Batman's money...

A pink one

with a rope

Who's a raging misogynist who's main way of attacking is by throwing nets.

And has the ability to lasso

You could always punch the guy

Draw me like your french girls

And the detail that he sits down again😭

He seems curious lol

Now I wanna draw batman in this pose with more detail. Maybe with green lantern flipping him the bird lol.

🤣

A rock and a colour isn’t the same thing dude

I mean at least the rock is radioactive so it’s understandable Visible lights quite another thing

batman wasn't wrong woman are super emotional and we all know wonder woman acts before thinking. batman is the only one with multiple plans prep-time

Fight the guy who's only weakness is radio active space rock or fight the guy who's weakness is a No.2 pencil?

@@Ruben-to9yk superman is also weak to magic

Ohh shit lol 😂😂😂

"something could simply be turned yellow and the Lanterns' rings would have no effect on it whatsoever" which means he's not scared of the color he just can't use his powers on anything that is yellow but I'm pretty sure the weakness was tweaked or removed entirely...

@@ZombieOwlYT yeah I heard that it got removed. Pretty understandable

Soooo He can't hurt bananas?

His Og weakness was Wood

Be glad, in olden days, his weakness was wood. Slap him with a 2x4 and he dies

A very specific and weird weakness, but at the same time *_at least it isn't the color yellow_*

@@biggierocc1935 it was loosely based on amazonian concepts(very loosely). Basically, as warriors of the gods(in DC comics), they were not allowed to be bested in any way, so it was divine punishment should anyone manage to "capture" them. Nevermind that wonderwoman can somehow move faster than light and is only below superman in a contest of strength...loop her with a lasso and a few other means that they considered to be this concept and her powers are gone. (I wanted to say that they could probably lock her in a pit or something, but i'm not sure if just location can qualify as being "captured" , yada yada. Lots of loopholes and random numbers in DC comics XD )

@@nathanielbass771 correct me if I'm wrong but wonder woman's weakness only exists because someone on the team wanted an excuse to draw wonderwoman tied up, well at least they did end up giving a reason for this weakness

Her weakness is bondage!? Kinky

​@@anti-venom253 yep the creator of wonderwoman was into bondage

too much momentum

@@twiton_ true

And Green Lantern would be strong if he isn’t weak to anything yellow like a banana lol

@@twiton_ its been seen where he can vibrate in place

@@zcatcher8955 Peeing must suck for Green Lantern.

I think i may have actually contracted an STD.

"Yeah I may not be able to destroy a meteorite but at least I can stop muggers wearing all yellow"

@@gachabloxgirl3958 well he actually could with his plane

@@thephoenix4093 There’s also probably some bullshit out of this world plan he can make up to stop one as well

@@RobE01234 ummm what?

You just need to be a genius billionaire

WHAT

When'd Deathstroke trip him into a dumpster? Lmao

@@polskamapping6116 Probably Identity Crisis but the story was stupid.

flash can literally run fast enough to fucking time travel but he got tripped by a normal non speedster assassin by extending his leg

@@aben1466 Deathstroke is definitely not normal. He has regeneration and can perceive events faster than a normal person he also is very strong.

The bat-nuke

​@@randomintrovertedspider7510The bat-virus (2019-2022) 😞😞😞

@@Tea12515 Pretty sure that is still on-going.

@@FeneFeline Our immunity system has evolved against it. It’s barely as dangerous as the Common Cold.

@@YaBoiDoc Who said anything about it being dangerous. I just mentioned its still on-going.

Robin: "What are you gonna do now?" Batman: "..." (Starts making contingency plans for everyone while watching Looney Tunes.)

F**k you Bruce

Sups doesn't even a building or Spaceship to do anything at all but when he destroys the city while fighting someone Bats has the money to pay ROFL

Well, superman can literally crush coal into very large diamonds with his bare hands, or find massive untapped veins of precious metals, miles under the Earth, with his X-Ray vision, and turn himself into a human-drill, and go down there and get as much as he needed. Or use some Kryptonian technology to make money by transmutating matter, or whatever. Or use his super-intelligence to predict which stocks on the stock market are going to skyrocket, and buy a bunch of them while they're still cheap; then sell high.

And to top it off Oliver hates using the rocket.

@@lmeza1983 There are probably specific "damage due to superherofights" insurances because i doubt your regular house insurance wont cover a superhero crashing straight through it :p

i think the space tower is a lot cheaper than people would imagen and superman and green lantern made it a coat effective by flying large chunks of the station into space for free. could do the same with a construction crew. superman space elevator style. yeah bats bank roll a lot but the rest of the team made it possible

​@@jc._.goated they explored this on justice league doom , its her contigency plan.

he is an ceo of a big ass company bro

because he’s batman

I think he looks even more intimidating doing that.

The absolute flex when doing that is great.

Hahah

I could see for flash birthday he just gave him a banana with ulterior motive

The Boss dominance.

The posture is the seductive and the words are menacing what is happening

Batman being the sassy, good at roasting, and dominant guy of the group 😂

@@gachabloxgirl3958 as he should! He’s Batman

I like Batman's response to Hal and Hal just says f you. LOL! That was priceless. Still the "seasonal hero" was a hilarious line.

1:03 Flash in the background

Exactly

LMFAO!!

Wonder woman without a voice: *insert uncomfortable face*

Not his work

@mcbuttmaster42 yeah that's like...the main thing

@mcbuttmaster42 nah the audio is most important. this is borderline stolen content

​@mcbuttmaster42 the original comment doesnt talk about the animation. You're just forcing that into your argument so you can seem right. No one cares about the animation. Anyone couldve animated this. The audio is the heart of the video and its from another KZfaqr. Again, borderline stolen content.

He got let back in at the end

The credits the bills got him back in

Lol, he could just return the building and then watch them get kicked out too!! 😂

​@@HeatherRiderhe built the watch tower well he got it made you didn't know

Sounds a lot like some marriages

@Trenton Doucette it makes Superman gay basically…

​@@estherriley6879 Yeah it was a very infamous time in comic books, most people wanted to forget about it but, lol, we remember,oh, we fucking remember alright.

@@estherriley6879 ok that explains the DC modern comics a lot

Finally. I was looking for a comment about the pink stone lol.

oh yeah! I thought that was the one that got him high. which was that again?

B A T M A N….

@@johnnyvenom2912 no. The power rangers

@@EthanTSB …damnit 😖

That's exactly what I'm saying.

This had me crying😭🤣

Well to be clear Green Lantern’s weakness isn’t yellow. It is fear.

Run physical hands is what lantern should do😭😂

@@thomasbennett5724 It actually used to be just straight up the color yellow lmao

Ok someone needs to make an animation parody of that

hes not wrong

That explains why she loses her power only when the one who ties her's a man

What a crazy dude

@@IDMYM8 I mean, I have wierder kinks.

not if you're rich and own a business that is "struggling"

Boom!

🤣

True but the point is to at least get money flowing.

@@williamjenkins4913 Which is retarded. Just stop paying people to steal it and then you have more of it to go around

What is it

@@yovan7782 Getting tied up. Apparently she's into bondage or something Although I think it was retconned into "getting tied up by her own lasso"

@@samuelhunter4631 it was being tied up specifically by a man back in the day

@@ryanthekinghunter5357 If a man tied her bracers together, she has to do whatever he tells her to do.

Above Writer was into BDSM that’s how tied up weakness came and also that’s how Wonder Woman was made.

The fact that Hal is weak to the color yellow is funny because the man with the yellow hat from Curious George could beat Hal in a fight lol

tbf he can now counter that

@@93ImagineBreaker Batman ones trapped him in a room filled with all yellow painted himself and Robin yellow just to prove a point he couldn't do anything the moment his powers touch the color yellow that spot just kind of vanishes

@@unknownpainting4788 new/now lanterns can overcome that weakness

in comics the more OP the character bigger chance it has a weird/big weakness which is why batman doesnt have one, if it was for plot every single one can kill him before he blinks

If people dont get it, the pink kryptonite turns superman gay 😏😏😏

@@bobandjoeshow9204 did you spell stuff wrong on perpose?

I more prefer how his face looks when he says “the pink one”. He was about to use the pink kryptonite on super man if he doesn’t stop talking

@@bobandjoeshow9204 they change his effect now It change genders

I am an idiot how did I spell those wrong lol

I replay that part everytime🤣

@@NathanCAY1010 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

for the people who doesn't know' the pink one makes superman gay

superman:Skip

@@red_one5160 basically any Kryptonian gay.

Wood is pretty common While yellow things are less common

@@goldietheswagbear8288 I think i'd prefer to lose to a treant than to bart simpsom

​@@goldietheswagbear8288 Nowadays a lot of the stuff that you think it's wood it's actually fake and made of other materials. The Door Monster even made a sketch about how you can't really "knock on wood" anymore.

Who's Aquaman?

@@wyattguilliams5325 You better be joking. 👽

MARTHA! Why did you say that name!

@@Cryten0 Aquaman ,sharing the same dad name as Batman’s : **looks the other way.**

Nah is weakness is mercy

What about superman? His parents died

@@br0k3n82 yeah but he really didn’t know them on the level that Batman did, they died when he was an Infant so he didn’t get to really know them or comprehend what they were, Batman lost his parents when he was a young boy, old enough to understand that his parents where killed

Straight up destroyed.

He literally stayed quiet. Like a child 😂

"You're a seasonal superhero"💀

The fact that Flash is the strongest person in that room by far makes ir much funnier. He might be a seaseonal hero, but that doesn't really matter when time travell is on the table

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!

You do realize green lantern could strip mine a asteroid, find invaluable metals and then pay for the satellite that he built, plus green arrow has literally the same amount of money as batman

@@jaacobpeevy9869 1. But Green lantern doesn’t do that 2. Green arrow is nowhere NEAR the amount of wealth Batman has

@@jaacobpeevy9869 Unless there's any yellow gems in the asteroid. Then he's screwed.

@@quinnsinclair7028 stranded in the astroid useless all because of a space banana 🍌

It's the truth

Not even just tied up either. In the original iteration, even a man simply holding her hands would already make her completely powerless.

@@CommentPositionInformer that's so sad bruh like imagine

@@obingere9335it’s so lifelike

0:59

​@@mdg2847🍷🗿

i know im late but whats more funny is that green latern blushes in embarassment

They are a team :3

i dont know why but i felt so bad for batman xD

@@TechnobladeNeverDies8592same xD

try searching up "solid jj" on yt

this guy is just a thief

@@04SlhS not really since he did credit the guy on the discription

My guy he literally ANIMATED this shit

@@TheRealMonodeath he linked the original audio

"It used to be just the green one but now there's all these other ones. There's the red one, the black one.... THE PINK ONE." "We don't talk about the pink one."

@@GasterBlaster36 "He's got you there Clark like your any better one of your greatest enemies just freeze's the floor and you go flying your a seasonal super hero"

@@Fakepeppino20 "And you! Your weakness is the color yellow."

@@GasterBlaster36 "pfft you serious Yeah well if a meteor comes down crashing into earth I like to see you stop it what you gonna do throw a batarang at it"

@@Fakepeppino20 "For situations like that, yes you're needed. But if you're going to stop a mugging and the guy's wearing all yellow, what are you going to do?"

Damn

If only Reynolds had played Guy Gardner. He's the right personality type. Hal Jordan is cardboard anime protagonist #1, complete with rival girlfriend. Guy Gardner is a surly jock asshole with anger management issues, who nonetheless is Jaime Reyes's mentor and a bit of a bro.

They didn't let him finish "She's a woman whos weakness is being tied up, she carries a lasso. Her purpose is to carry the thing that is made to tie people up, what happens if someone just takes it?"

to be more accurate, Wonder Woman's weakness is being tied up so the only purpose of her carrying a lasso is for herself to be tied up.

or sharp objects

None of that is true. Wonder Woman never had a weakness to being tied up, that was a lie made up for a documentary Marvel produced.

@@giaxo1739 if that's true than what is her weakness?

All I'd have to say to Batman in that moment is "Don't let Jay Garrick catch you saying that..."

I liked his facial expression, before he say f you to Batman. That was hilarious. He knows Batman was right about a criminal being dressed in all yellow would be the end of him. LOL!

@@cainabel6356I oddly love that “….Fuck you,” is usually universal code for admitting defeat in an argument lol

Bruce isn't sexist, lol. But the rest maybe

@@sunshineyrainbows13 insert justice is unisex joke here

Joe bidin

Really? I'd sooner believe it takes place in universes where superheroes are assholes/criminals. Batdick included, none of these members would consider acting this way with each other. Bruce especially wouldn't use his wealth to win debates.

I don't think you understand how *any* of those things work.

@Veladus It doesn’t matter. It’s comic books.

@@seansimons3106 Thanks for that insight. You ever consider a career in detective work?

@@Veladus he could throw a satellite at it. NASA is already trying with dart mission in 2024

@@likith.nnaveen1769 If an asteroid is big enough to do real damage, throwing a satellite at it would be like throwing a baseball at a MIRV. The truth is, NASA has nothing they could do to stop any asteroid big enough to be a problem, and they know it. The sheer amount of energy is simply far beyond anything we could hope to effect. The Chicxulub impactor was bigger than Mt. Everest, and moving at mach 34 (that's 26,000 MPH). It impacted with 130 teratons of force. That's 10 billion times the Hiroshima nuke. What do you think can be done to stop that kind of power?

"Alfred. . . Bring out the Bat-Missiles"

Not even prep time, dude has mech suits that can go mano a mano with darkseid, I'm certain he has a missile

@@amvcentral9198 he doesn't even need missiles. Darkseid was able to survive a bomb that can rip apart existence. Batman could pull a Saitama and punch the meteor lmao.