thank u

Sweet

goat fr

Based

yea boi

Not see, but "feel". Lol even the blind can tell whats going on

@@giveematug7093 what feel? Blind ppl feel someone raising hand without making sound? Really doesnt make any sense

@@im_snarf6387 they feel when someone is about to say some bullshit

I mean if a blind person says "Besides my brother, I'm the strongest guy here." then knowing there is someone else who will try and correct them, they will try. It's just finding the opportunity by shutting it down before that.

​@@bizzaroblake2519 nah Poseidon has bullshit sensing abilities

Wait it never occurrdd to me that he is blind lmao

Bro used thee hardest motherf*cker I’ve ever heard 😂

@@MrGreatCamper Kratos did gouge his eyes

When he said besides zues he is strongest he knew it would be instinct for hercules to object

“Hercules put you F-Ing hand down…”

“Other than Aphrodite, WHO HE FUCKED!!!…”

capital F on the fucked💀

💀

Oh, it was THAT deep, alright…

Not really, he totally deserved the brutal death along with the rest of Olympus since he almost killed him in the comic when Kratos was going to get Ambrosia to cure his daughter's sickness and also holding his mom in Atlantis

@@evantambolang3052 plot armor kratos zeus killed him like twice but guess what he went back in time 1 time and the other time he literally crawled out of hell somehow but i guess since hes the main character it makes sense i just wish him and helios had a actual proper battle yeah helios would've still lost because of kratos sheer strength and plot armor but it would've been a good one if they werent lazy

​@@Playball1238🤓

Wait now, I'm not sure if this is relevant to the God Of War franchise or not, but in Greek mythology, wasn't Poseidon responsible for the birth of Medusa? I know Athena was also responsible for her becoming as well but he is to blame the most, correct? So, honestly and truly, he definitely deserved the licking he got from Kratos.

putting a nerd emoji for no reason is insane@@FalangeRevolutionary986

2:16 😅I lost it when Poseidon started pressing that circle button repeatedly. ⭕️

Underrated comment lol! 🤣

The Nick Cannon is crazy😂😂

But Most of Zeus kids don't have beef with the entire pantheon

​@@lightcrowd2064 WDYM

lol

Pretty sure kratos touched his brain. Broke his neck holding on to his eye sockets.

didn't thanatos get destroyed from his core so technically they aint in no after life esspecially since hades's soul is.... yknow what i mean

@@MuslimGigachad950 just a heads up the Greek afterlife existed before Thanatos, his job was just to make sure people didn't try the whole "I don't feel like being dead today" idea

@Elijah Boyd yes and no he can still die it just won't stick for very long

If wasnt zeus it would have been poseidon hermes apollo dionysus hephaestus or maybe aphrodite

​@@Blaze-xe8cl Poseidon and Hades are his brothers

@@pritthisdas8779 i am aware and poseidon is horny just like zeus

He was so upset that even though he's blind he's still able to see them enough to roast them😂

“sees”

Plus he had that hard "er" 😭🤣

Isn’t Hercules mad strong physically tho?

@@animationdude9 he is in mythos stronger than the other gods besides Zeus and equal in strength to Poseidon but does not have the powers to actually win a battle against Poseidon because of that he would smoke ares though in game or myth

helios should whip his ass vuz hes god of the sun butn poseidon to crisp

@@animationdude9 Definitely, that man is a unit but he’s not taking Poseidon down!

Actually if you put all the god of war games together including chains of Olympus and ghost of Sparta Poseidon logically should’ve had a reason to want smoke with Kratos because he caused Poseidon’s city to sink😂😂

Plus he got his concubine crushed to pulp by a device because Kratos needed her to keep it open for him.

@@KaptainMekaPere his concubine was after his death

@@ilidot5892 ... yes indeed!

@@KaptainMekaPere that wasn't his wife???

that's what you called domino effect

​@@grindyvin9354i still blame Ares and Athena for not just killing Deimos and Kratos when they could have.

​@@Zeonite-of5luwell, Ares would kill him but Athena stopped him

​​​@@Zeonite-of5lu I blame Zeus for even sending Ares and Athena to get Deimos because of some dumb prophecy and not even letting Kratos commit suicide so Zeus can use him as a slave. Turned out really well for him ngl

@@Ribsi If Athena let him die Kratos would have become Gaia's ally earlier, it was not going to fix the problem.

Not exactly a tutorial since he does way too much damage for a first boss and for a boss in general to be fair even Zeus and hades don’t deal that much damage per hit

For real. That "DAMN" moment though has to be when he said to Hephastus, "HE FUCKED YOUR WIFE."

Poseidon was right though

Honestly man Hades and Poseidon really didn't deserve to die.

@{Lunar Aono} I liked his design. Looks fitting for the god of the underworld.

@{Lunar Aono} and I also respect yours.

i like that hades just does his job and he is fully loyal to his wife unlike many other gods

@@mohammedghaze303 "He is fully loyal to his wife" Was.

@@mohammedghaze303 fully? More loyal yeah, not fully

@@keithkamau4771 he's a saint compared to all-fucker

@@memeaccount8095 would that be Poseidon or Zeus?

Yep Ares getting shit on fr starting the fire that burned them all.

Also for those who are gonna say athena said they cant in the underworld the river that flows through elysium is literally made up of water that erases your memories

​@@Blaze-xe8cl The strongest river of the underworld Styx didn't have it's affect on him so what affect would Lethe have?

Wait till he cuts Thor's belly open

Twice

Baldur: After repeated warnings, too! Greek gods: Wow. WOW.

*Hera sipping wine silently

@@gdhuertas07 That got a good chuckle out of me, appreciate it.

TOP TEN DUMBEST N***** IN VIDEO GAME HISTORY, MY GOD!

🤣🤣

Ares thought it was cool and funny

@@Ace_03 He do a little trolling

Ares is the funny mf

Same

He was mad at Zeus and also Poseidon (who kept his mom in Atlantis and did not tell him, he even tried to stop Kratos from going to Atlantis) and Hades (Betrayal the mobile game saw Kratos getting suspicious about Hades trying to ruin his reputation).

Hates his dad lmao

my favourite part during Cronos' arrival was Zeus "Aw hell naw, who invited him, get out!"

Why did it take me time to understand this crap💀

Same lol..I get flashbacks of mashing the O button lol

No, he’s not

Bruh same… Literally replayed GOW3 in my head 😂😂😂

No amount of alo Vera or burn cream would be used to cover that massive burn.

Yeah they gave him something he didn’t really want (be a God) and didn’t give him what he wanted (remove those damn nightmares that were fucking with him fr 10 years from his head)

Ong poseidon was like that

Second strongest god

@@markelscott100 ANNNND he was tearin down other fucking titans throughout it all

@@faarismuhammad8361 only to get his eyes pushed in and his neck snapped like a chicken bone, they did him wrong lol

Let’s be honest Gaia and cronos are the only strong titans every other titan basically got one shotted

I kept pressing O for almost 5 minutes thinking he’ll stop but he didn’t so I stopped spamming it and then zeus disappeared

@@shirodeski4631 same just keeped spamming my O

@@shirodeski4631 bro I spammed that so many times cus that boss fight was a pain and let me tell u I had the kratos rage that it took my mom her bf and my brother to calm me down

@@onepieceking1770 you must learn to camly express your rage. Next time to it with a turbo controller.

@@blaacksugar7714 yea.... but heres the worst part I was 12 yrs old playing gow3

Helios: oh what do you know it works

Kratos: that is where you are wrong

Helios used to be mimir (head)

a literal fleshlight

@@shwjsjej.jsjsjsje2035 a fact

FR

2:47

Bro i did the same shit when i saw athena talking

_"AtHEnA shUt ThE fuCK uP"_

Considering his actual relationship with Athena he would do that

Kratos gave each of the other gods a chance but did they take it? Nope

Zeus also destroyed Sparta

@@maxomaxos8758 After changing the time-line and killing the gods I'm pretty sure Kratos himself now destroyed Sparta.

Yeah literally if I were one of the other gods I'd be like; "The dude you're looking for is that way, not my problem to deal with... if you can kill him, power to ya, of ya can't... well then I don't have to worry about you anymore... Go nuts kid."

Zeus: I take full responsibility for everything; I sent a dumbass to do the job! *Looks at Ares* Ares: Come on, man, I said I was sorry…

At least he didn’t fuck his dad’s wife… wait…

There's a Egyptian Kratos and a Norse Kratos? Where were they? And why did we not see Norse Kratos in GoW and GoW Ragnorak?

​@JassLJ not Kratos but the gods of war

He’s the reason why Kratos ran the fade on every Greek god, so he deserves it

Very accurate to how he’s portrayed in actual Greek mythology lol 😂

@@Captain_Titus3867 Hilariously enough, he’s the least awful of the Greek Gods in terms of bullshit committed in all the known myths. He just does his job. Everyone else goes around fucking shit up or banging mortal women when they’re not supposed to. lol

@@Captain_Titus3867 ATHENIAN PROPAGANDA

@@SUPERDESERTOPIUM I agree. Athenians mad cause they lost to the based redpilled Spartans

Mimir: Compared to the sons of Thor, Kratos is very calm and reasonable

Baldur:Well i can safely asume he is not a calm and reasonable PERSON THOR...I fought that motherfucker 3 times and died...Because of who ? oh yeaaa ODIN Then Baldur gets out of there punching a door

Odin: In comparison to you or Ares?

😂😂😂

@@65firered Mimir: Yes

I think they said they couldn’t…which is a massive lie, there’s multiple sleep/dream gods, and a few dozen different things in Greek myth that cause memory loss

@@silenc3068 from what I remember, after the Hydra ordeal Athena and Kratos have talk and she basically said they'll forgive his past, which sounded like "yeah we'll take away your nightmares", and then after that they gave him the middle finger after he did what they asked. Like imagine being a servant and champion of deities, and they go back on their word and won't let you die, so they can keep screwing you over after doing a task this big

@@RyuFuzen: It’s not that they went back on it, technically they did what they said, they forgave Kratos’s actions, but it was sort of implied that that would mean no more nightmares

@@silenc3068 and then they gave him their power with no restrictions or limitations.... wait

To be fair, that's just Kratos not having basic deduction skills. He SHOULD have told them 'I will do this IF you take the nightmares away'

Hey at least Zeus took full Responsibility because he sent a dumbass to do that job

I think it'd have gone pretty much the same way honestly, it's just Deimos would be the protag

@@martim5800 no not really, if you play Ghost of Sparta, in the flashbacks it's clearly shown that Kratos was the fierce one and Deimos was more calm and less war loving than Kratos. I doubt he'd even gone in the same path as Kratos had Kratos been taken by Ares and Athena

@@gyanprakash3671 nah bro, he would, if they kidnapped his brother he wouldn't be so calm.

One thing I find hilarious is that it wasn't entirely Ares' fault. Athena was there too, so once again, Zeus shows his favouritism by placing all the blame on Ares.

EXACTLY they had a 3-0 lead and blew it 😂😂

Because they were too arrogant. They thought would easily beat Kratos anyway

Yes

Yeah. In retrospect, the sisters were dumbasses for taking him along. They coulda done that while fighting Lakhesis.

@@nicholascauton9648 TBF, the entire pantheon was clearly nothing but brain dead morons. i cant think of a single one of them that made a single intelligent decision during kratos's entire life.

To be fair kratos was eating those same hits

@@majincookies To be double fair: Kratos was a full blown Olympic God at that point, soo

@@owen723 Exactly.

@@owen723 Actually Athena made him even stronger after that.

@@REALFIGURES-tj7fl I remember that a liitle bit. Well shoot, if the Thanatos fight were to be accurate, Deimos would have dropped dead if Thanatos breathed on him wrong.

Actually Poseidon had a pretty good reason to be pissed at him

Is this a JoJo reference?

posioden literally popped up out of the water and sucker punched kratos with a giant horse crab. he was begging for those chains.

Poseidon did actually had beef with Kratos since he drowned Atlantis during Ghost of Sparta.

Bro Poseidon came out of nowhere on Gaia's back and picked a fight with Kratos. Not the other way around

Fr that shit was funny

Why did I hear his voice tho??

GET OOOOOOUT! Oh wait, wrong interview...

Khronos is the Primordial god of Time in Orphic Greek Mythology and Religion. This is Kronos, the King of the Titans and the god of the Harvest. Bec of the similarity of their names, Kronos was believed to be the Titan of Time Kronos is also descendant of Khronos

Chronos: Ayyy, wassup everyone? Zeus: Get the fuck out

He means the one on his torso

Hades is possibly stronger physically but Poseidon has the edge in power through his abilities. Its not up for a debate,he is literally canonically slightly more powerful but they are still comparable to each other.Like its actually stated officially Zeus though is much stronger according to the lore

@@newhybrid101 Shouldn't Hades have the edge though? I mean, he can literally take souls with his weapon. Can Poseidon block or dodge that?

@@newhybrid101 if we go by feats then hades literally solo'd atlas by himself, and atlas was the strongest titan

Here as in, like, soul in the afterlife. If Hades wasn't a disembodied corpse that'd be another story.

@@royd209 And poseidon was 1v2'ing Gaia and Kratos with the Sword of Olympus combined. The same Kratos that resisted Hades' soul sickles by sheer strength and subsequently used the same weapon to suck Hades' soul.

And number 3 in google lmao

I didn't even have to put in "vs", hell I didn't even have to finish Kratos' god damn name before kratos vs posideon popped up

Literally just typed in "Kratos" and it was right there xD

Step in front of a train and what do you think will happen? 🤣that fight had me deciding if I’d actually side with my brother or just tell’em to bring his chick and kid back!

Im just type kratos on youtube, and i found vs poseidon

me too stories way out live us and pass on feelings. like hoes will be hoes men and women. human beings are petty and do wild shit.

I don't get it but ye

@@statera5854 cuz in gow 3 when u beat zeus u can keep spamming circle and beating zeus as long as u want You can never stop spamming cuz its so satisfying

@@rurururi312 i played GOW 3 so many times and didn’t get it until you said that 😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️

​@@malikgraham1824I've played GOW only once and I knew.

Zeus should of replied by pressing L3 + R3.

A man's losing his drip breaks him for good

Hermes can cry all He wants.

Hermes losing his own legs is probably unbearable. If I were him I wouldn't be able to stand it.

@@alextheegg6653 yes, that's a terrible tragedy. oh....... "stand it", I just got it.

Really Wish that we actually got Kratos fighting Helios and Hermes instead of a glorified quick time event and Hermes running, I mean chasing Hermes was good but after that they could have had an awesome fight, and with Helios, they could have maybe brought back Pegasus or Kratos could have launched himself towards Helios and they could have fought on his cart, also really wish that after Kratos throws Poseidon out of the sea we got to fight him in that actual form, and after that the game gave us QTE and after defeating Poseidon, Kratos could have gotten his trident But non of this is gonna make it into the game 😂, cause it's 12 years old, but hey could have cool, who knows maybe they add these in gow3 after all these years via an update, which reminds me that Bloodborne is getting an update after so many years don't know what it is

Does he do something with the soul?

bro literally had a man inside him for centuries💀💀💀💀

centuries

No, his soul's in the swords, which Kratos destroyed, meaning he's alive now, technically

@@Memelord1117 I can't imagine how different his home would be after returning to his body

*le stab*

Biggest mistake of Ares's life XD

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Poseidon: TOP TEN DUMBEST NI**A IN VIDEO GAME HISTORY. MY GOD!!!

@@reversenoobz1 Ares deserves a spot on Top 10 Dumbest Motherfuckers in Video Game History.

Lmfaooo it’s true

I just typed kr and it was the first thing that came up

all i had to do was type in "kra"

Because it was the most epic battle in my opinion.

Me with only "K" there's Kratos Vs Poseidon on the middle and i add "Kr" yep it on the third places while you add another "Kra" it becomes on top 😹🤣

Yes

And it's criminal to not watch the part two right after

@@jj-ce8bb fact

He took him being in his way personal got me too I was like he's just sending a message for the rest and such and its a brutal message 🤣🤣

Poseidon roasting all of the greek gods is very fitting. He had no beef with kratos personally, but Kratos did him dirty

@@Theblackvortex75 lol….the message was simple: I want zeus, you get in my way…..pick these hands, these blades, or your own weapon Fucking you up😅

Kratos sank Atlantis.

Bruh, everyone sleeping on Hades. Kratos flexed on him like 4 times before GOW3, he killed his Wife, killed his niece, killed his brother and then Kratos ripped his soul off after peeling the skin of his face when he pulled his helmet off.

But fr you just earned a subscriber

Man’s made Kratos a little *too* great of you ask me. Turned all of Greece and a good chunk of the Norse into past tense

Literally explained this part to my dad while playing gow5. Like, yea ares thought he was making the perfect soldier, and that shit was the wrong mf move

He ironically succeeded at his job they just didn't know what that would lead to for them lol

@@scottpeltier3977 to be fair, the Norse dragged him into it

"WHO HE FUCKED"

Diick Ridaaaaa

I mean he was not wrong

HE FUCKED YO WIFE!

She’s still alive and probably off doing adult things in other parts of the world

u don't just piss off people like kratos and asura

It took a hunter to know a hunter...Artemis was the smartest one (not) there.

There is ALSO hestia,the nicest god of olimpus besides actual mitological hades

@@Jpx0999 Hades in GOW was actually pretty cool too, he was also just the only god that had a legitimate Beef with Kratos.

You know, now that I think about it, Phobos was assumed dead, and I feel like even if he was possibly alive, he’d be too scared to fight Kratos in GOW Ascension (the joke is that He’s the god of Fear/Terror), heck he would’ve just given Kratos his armor and spear, then he’d probably just leave on good terms, I’m probably wrong, IDK I just had a weird thought

Poseidon was also the god of earthquakes, because when he had a fit, he’d strike the ground with his trident. So I think that he sensed the vibrations/small shockwaves coming from Hercules

@@merdikalkoven873 or literally cause they have known each other for who knows how long

@@envfynestt9132 the biggest possibility

He also knew Perseus was still invisible

A true god

Yeah, no wonder the man was salty as his domain.

Damn that’s crazy.

Anyone else imagining Posideon’s empty eye sockets twitching behind those shades as he rages?

@@radjadawamindra697 Well he is God of the Sea, so makes sense.

@@kassandraofodyssey6475 but no more a god of see

It took me a second to realize which button he was pressing and then I got it, that was a nice touch

@@JargonMadjin can ya explain?

@@konquerer_ At the end of the game you get to punch Zeus in the face for as long as you want as the screen goes red with his blood, there is no limit for how long you can go for

I love that reference too! I remember mashing circle for like 2 minutes before my finger got tired and i realized it woulf just go on forever and i could stop

Fiery play through I thought my game crashed from overassbeating ZUEEEEESS

I feel bad for Poseidon

@@C134-Godzilla I don't

@@chancebands8860 tf poseidon do to deserve that

@@garrysucks4190 Idgaf mf try to kill me so he's getting treated with brutality

@@chancebands8860 How did Poseidon deserve that shit? He literally gave Kratos his first power up chronologically (Besides Ares of course)

Hestia, Apollo

must've heard what Ares did and decided to not get involved with Olympus getting burned down

@@aerithroses2683: Apollo may just straight up not exist or died awhile ago in the GoW world, I think the only mention of him in all the games is the bow in GoW3, and Helios was still around, so it’s not like he was the sun god

Ah yes. A smart God for once. Gives loot and promptly fucks off never to be seen again. Very smart, especially around young Kratos who was a ticking time bomb for anything that wasn't a normal human and even then you probably finna get vibe checked by his giant ass foot if some random ass spartan special summons his ass like he was some sort of Yu-Gi-Oh! card.

I think she died in the Titan Siege

The thumbstick press being akin to the eye gouge is what stuck with me, they knew what they were doing when they made that game

@@JargonMadjin im shivering thinking about it. I was so uncomfortable. I also lost it with Posiedon mashing the X button and saying "i didnt know I could stop".... so much red

@@Snook1985 The button mash sent me, this video is absolute gold

1k😊

That was the "I know you ain't talkin shit" slow turn

Who didn't?

@@fabi3790 hephaestus lmao

@@RahatAzim998 leave him alone he tried his best

I did it for a hour straight cuz I didn't know, and it was satisfying

Same

I thought my game was bugging out when it never ended 🤣

I don't remember... Why? Did it not show you can press circle on him or something?

@@TalTheBest No it just keeps telling you to mash circle and it keeps going until you stop for a second

I was looking for that fucking comment loool

subtle but genius 💯

dude got traumatized so bad he got entamaphobia

@@lid7218 and what pray tell, is entamaphobia? fear of your b!tch ass?

@@bollockjohnson6156 fear of your mom's naked body

cant wait for that lol

Crazy how u only have 1k subs this shit was funny asf 😂

@@shshorts7046 Underrated for a reason 🤷🏾‍♂️

@@malwrld please do more, BTW not good vid but legendary video

truly bro, i just discovered u and i’m loving it

Thanatos got the protein fog machine

God Genetics.

He was also dangling from the ceiling, so he probably did pull ups when he was bored

@@AngelArcher17 lol muscle ups

@@dinkules lmao

Fr like they should not messed with the “god of war”

@@0ft6 They made him the God of War.Before that he was a slave hunting trinkets like Pandoras Box to get on equal foorting

They should have honestly just let him die when he plunged into the sea

@@0ft6 Yeah Kratos was fine even though he still had the nightmares, he didn't try to take revenge against Athena for lying to him.

Zeus: I take full responsibility for everything; I sent a dumbass to do the job! *Looks at Ares* Ares: Come on, man, I said I was sorry…

Lmaooo how did he see that hand?!! xD

@@harpseal9234 Poseidon knew, Heracles is just that predictable

@@harpseal9234 daredevil type beat

I mean Heracles was the strongest and what I mean by strongest I mean physically stronger than Poseidon not stronger in power.

@@jaxsonevans7796 Exactly. If we’re talking RAW physical ability he’s pretty high up there. He just doesn’t have any magic hax

Echolocation is pretty powerful

And Aphrodite seems to be in cloud nine after 'that' to even join the party

Nah. Hera’s just too much of a pain in the neck for them to tolerate.

@@eduardomagana3858 Ha!

I haven’t played the original GOW trilogy, why was Poseidon mashing O funny? (I’m currently playing through GOW 2018 and have made it past Alfeim.)

Meh, even then, some of these gods straight up fanned the flames

@@xavierjones9932 Zeus played favorites with Athena which made Ares feel unwanted plus Zeus seems to ignore him and doesn't care. That cause Ares to do something so drastic and revengeful that it cause him and everyone to die due to their fuck up so yeah, Zeus contribute to most to his and everyone's demise

​@osirisjojo6876 What's stupid is why Ares tells Kratos he tricked him into killing his family.

@@osirisjojo6876 don't forget in one of the psp games he'd sealed kratos mother away in like greek hell so no one would know kratos was his son.

@@Zeonite-of5lu to make a great warrior out of him and over did it since he's an hothead who is smart but thinks more with his sword which became his flaw due to not thinking it through. Hades had a champion too but unlike Ares, Hades had barbarians kill his champion's father and never told him which fueled him with rage. Hades did a better job because he thought it through. Hades champion met his end by the hands of Kratos after Ares made the deal by the way.