a small thing i made inspired by JustShinyPaw's video game AU on twitter (and insta)!!!! i'll probably post the audio without the buildup tomorrow :0
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@marbleferret2 жыл бұрын
ive heard the news that technoblade has passed away he was truly one of my biggest inspirations and i've been subscribed to him for about 4 years. genuinely one of the funniest guys out there, his videos never failed to make me smile. i remember when he commented on this video and i had no idea how to react, so i just replied with a smiley face; it was one of the happiest moment from when i was in the mcyt fandom and i cant thank him enough for well... being himself! making people all over the world happy, giving good memories to us all. he may be gone from this mortal plane of existence, but the blood god and his legacy will always live on in our hearts. technoblade never dies!
@SonicSpeed2 жыл бұрын
Rip techno
@DeadPerfection2 жыл бұрын
Technoblade never dies.
@jackspades89312 жыл бұрын
I love you marble ferret. Stay safe, cherish your life, take nothing for granted. We are all still kids when it comes to the grand scheme of things, and I imagine myself as an old man thinking back about the times I enjoyed watching technoblade. The good ol days have passed, and it is time for us all, to move on.
@aadityabisht86932 жыл бұрын
Blood for the Blood God
@chrisonewiththesalt2 жыл бұрын
Wherever he ends up... ...they best give him a Steering Wheel to make it a fair fight.
@Technoblade4 жыл бұрын
glorious
@marbleferret4 жыл бұрын
:D
@Chaos_Abyssal4 жыл бұрын
I was watching this yesterday and hope you will see this and it actually happened but I was sleeping
@NIRVANAEXE4 жыл бұрын
he noticed! congrats
@ironjoeboy65764 жыл бұрын
Why is this not the top comment
@user-rq8jm1ck9h4 жыл бұрын
I found you
@uenoyamakamishiro76464 жыл бұрын
I love how techno's vocabulary is fitting. He's an aspiring author and had a major in english, of course he speaks english quite well. Meanwhile, the others...
@alaynac16104 жыл бұрын
Kirukato's Random Thoughts and Tales I just realized that, cool!
@rubygalaxy50264 жыл бұрын
Omg your right
@syaukingm34864 жыл бұрын
Skeppy makes 10 spelling mistakes per sentence, damn this is accurate
@Hyperion_HK4 жыл бұрын
he's the eloquent king of pvp, he holds himself in very high standing and to very high standards
@mabenedictahapiz12814 жыл бұрын
syauking m nao he makes 9999999999999304828488291085770108672013599999999999941850681438 mistakes
@alricvillamarin46813 жыл бұрын
I can hear this when techno summoned the withers in his latest live stream
@void78163 жыл бұрын
Same
@redflareyt69513 жыл бұрын
Techno: so you finally hit me well time for phase 2 (spawns 3 withers) Skeepy: bad mind in i swear real fast F*** Bad: LANGUAGE
@leovillant7683 жыл бұрын
Oooof size : *FUCK*
@EvilCEO3 жыл бұрын
oh ho
@pokethelily3 жыл бұрын
also applies now as well
@Mil3o4 жыл бұрын
"This isn't even my final form!" Techno shouted, as he transformed into TECHNOPLANE
@teacup68464 жыл бұрын
*_WHEEZE_*
@Wavles3 жыл бұрын
NO BUT SERIOUSLY IMAGINE A FIGHT WITH 3 DIFFERENT FORMS FIRST FORM, HES IN ARMOUR AND BUILDS UP (FORCING YOU TO BUILD UP TO BECAUSE THE SCREEN FOLLOWS HIM SO IF YOU DONT YOU IMMEDIATELY DIE) AS YOU DODGE HIS PROJECTILE BOWS AND SWORD STRIKES ONCE UR CLOSE- SECOND FORM TECHNOPLANE! YOU ARE STILL IN THE AIR SO HE EYLTRAS DOWN AND U NEED TO MLG WATERBUCKET AT THE RIGHT TIME (SAVES/ CHECKPOINT AFTER EVERY FORM( HE SHOOTS AND ATTACKS YOU WHILE TANKED IN DIAMOND, HES FLYING PAST YOU AND YOUR TEAM, THIRD/ FINAL FORM, POTATOE KING, WHERE HE EMPTYS HIS POCKETS AND ATTACKS YOU WITH A GIANT HOE THAT LOOKS LIKE A HARVESTING SYTHE LINES LIKE "Once Im done with you,you'll never eat a potatoe again without shrivelling up with shame!!" Hes getting tired at this point so in game he pauses allowing you time to attack his hit box with combos, He rests by throwing potatoe projectiles which dont deal alot of damage but are pretty funny lol, and harvests potatoes WHILE UR FIGHTING- with bonemeal, "Hm? What was that? Sorry I'm busy harvesting potatoes," (whilst resting) "!!! My potatoes!" (If you destroy the garden, leaving him with no ammo) (Technical final final form( Hes tired and it looks like you're done with the potatoe king, But a cutscene where he calls om his goons and alts, They arent that strong but they sacrifice themselves to give techno enough time to heal, To finally defeat him you need to attack the crown and break it, hes weekend in morale and with no goons projectiles or potatoes left, he surrenders, Or something like that lol
@JustARegularSeal3 жыл бұрын
TECHNOPLANE BOMBER
@prismoth3 жыл бұрын
*W H E E Z E*
@tumblingartist3 жыл бұрын
_I----_ XD
@yannismpa37014 жыл бұрын
"If you wish to defeat me..." HES ABOUT TO SAY THE LINE! "Train for another 100 years!" HE SAID IT!
@sweepy66484 жыл бұрын
*wins the war* if you wish to defeat me... train for another 200 years!
@trickygamer5553 жыл бұрын
*Readies full protection 4 unbreaking 3 diamond armour from survival world and upgrades it with netherite* I'm pretty sure nothing can pass through this. The dragon failed, The wither boss failed despite me not using a bow, so how would you compare to that with your limited health? Eventually, I will land a hit. You can keep dodging and knocking me back, but in the end it's my armour's durability you damage, and not my health bar. If you wish to defeat me... reduce my armour durability for another 300 hits/years. Seriously, enchants are pretty OP if you can get them all. Even skill can't deal with such damage reduction.
5 seconds after challenge was accepted: *skeppy was slain by technoblade using subscribe to technoblade" "badboyhalo was slain by technoblade using subscribe to technoblade" "a6d was slain by technoblade using subscribe to technoblade"
@darkway-the-devourer3 жыл бұрын
You mean 1 second
@aceofspades65423 жыл бұрын
@@darkway-the-devourer you mean not even a second
@hatmentionmansion74033 жыл бұрын
@@aceofspades6542 you mean when he finished his sentence
@neocomicmaxgames74283 жыл бұрын
@@darkway-the-devourer you mean 0,01 seconds
@mladen76413 жыл бұрын
@@aceofspades6542 You mean not even close.
@Makitru3 жыл бұрын
now that technoblade has music that can be associated with him, it’s inevitable that a Technoblade Megalovania will be made at some point.
@DedlyAidan3 жыл бұрын
if i knew how to make music i would do that, if only
@mismagiusplayz6123 жыл бұрын
Nah it gives me deltarune vibes
@catherineling54373 жыл бұрын
I think as TECHNOBLADE as metaton because of those heels and sans
@sekinaperkins46183 жыл бұрын
YES
@slaughterinthespotlight16693 жыл бұрын
He looks more like THE KING ASGORE
@PDF69694 жыл бұрын
Skeppy: the warrior BBH: support A6d: wildcard Techno: death himself
@bluetube7674 жыл бұрын
But whos life himself
@PDF69694 жыл бұрын
@@bluetube767 idk probably notch
@DeviousKyle4 жыл бұрын
Dream: Uno reversw card/reverses all his death to the enemy
@samplename68304 жыл бұрын
@F4EZT3R BR Dream:chad
@PDF69694 жыл бұрын
@F4EZT3R BR yup
@tomasmartins97814 жыл бұрын
This hits different after watching him do a 3 vs 21 Edit: This hits even MORE different after watching him beat Dream
@gamesrock29374 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@veigaranaoclaustrofobico99654 жыл бұрын
Rly
@KillSwitch04474 жыл бұрын
Yep
@comic37224 жыл бұрын
Soo for the blood gods am I right
@bennugget14884 жыл бұрын
Yup
@dieamond33 жыл бұрын
Techno could have ended the battle instantly if he said, "sorry I'm busy farming potatoes"
@wdalbright3 жыл бұрын
"It wouldn't be a final boss if there weren't stages!" - Technoblade
@xronin9003 жыл бұрын
*Remembering this line fills you with DETERMINATION
@ThatMilesGuy2 жыл бұрын
phases*
@stevecrafter5182 жыл бұрын
Legend has it that DreamXD was the only one to take a mere glimpse at his second phase...
@BlueTehDerg2 жыл бұрын
@@stevecrafter518 DreamXD has the power of op making him really fricking powerful, but technoblade? he doesnt need op to enter something far more powerful then creative mode
@adrest44874 жыл бұрын
The only way to beat him is to wait until his internet cuts out
@dragonkingxl33104 жыл бұрын
Haha that made me actually laugh
@loser29084 жыл бұрын
what about dream
@Saini160144 жыл бұрын
: Tenshi : you wait until bad boy halo kills him With his fist
@vrguy53184 жыл бұрын
ye lol technoblade said something like this in one of his older vids
@titanlord92674 жыл бұрын
/top
@Some1__4 жыл бұрын
But how will technoblade defeat the dragon without a steering wheel
@BobThePenguin.4 жыл бұрын
The steering wheel you fool, you think the wheel is his normal way to play? You think he’s strong with the wheel? If you wish to be able to handle the true power of techno train for another 1000 years
@acumen58024 жыл бұрын
He cant
@fieryreaper51904 жыл бұрын
Potatoes
@NoGMR4 жыл бұрын
NES controller
@gameingmuchepic1204 жыл бұрын
its in his back pocket
@PulseCardiacSensor3 жыл бұрын
I edited this so all the replies are talking about can diamond scratch/shatter diamond
@redninja_3 жыл бұрын
that follows real life. diamond is the only know thing that can scratch a diamond.
@Rayitolaser5693 жыл бұрын
@@redninja_ o_O
@xwxwvyz13 жыл бұрын
@@redninja_ or a 3310
@cringe73913 жыл бұрын
@@redninja_ diamond can be shattered easily though
@dizzyplant13 жыл бұрын
I bet its ice dude
@doctordomino50733 жыл бұрын
Techno should've played this during the destruction of L'Manburg. He even joked saying 'I'M THE FINAL BOSS, I HAVE MULTIPLE PHASES!'
@dragonkingxl33103 жыл бұрын
¨i wouldnt be a final boss if i didnt have stages¨
@spritemaster89804 жыл бұрын
"If you wish to defeat me..."
@cheeselord81534 жыл бұрын
Sprite Master TRAIN FOR ANOTHER 10000 YEARS
@Smash_Creeper4 жыл бұрын
Brib me
@softdrink-04 жыл бұрын
Daniel Cuevas brb
@bester40944 жыл бұрын
TRAIN FOR ANOTHER 1 MILLION YEARS
@maskymemo7934 жыл бұрын
TRAIN FOR ANOTHER 1 000 000 000 YEARS
@user-zo5ge3dn4o3 жыл бұрын
What actually happened: “Aight can I slay that ender dragon?” “No I need content”
@hollowisaway74993 жыл бұрын
Yeah more than likely
@plushiibean3 жыл бұрын
"And besides, you're bad and supposed to always be bad"
@grantcasey90053 жыл бұрын
FREE VEEEEEIIIIIIIWWWWWWWWWS
@Dumbsourplum3 жыл бұрын
Yep
@grandwarden94463 жыл бұрын
True
@neat_stingray3 жыл бұрын
3:16 HOW AM I JUST NOW FIGURING OUT THAT BLITZ IS IN THIS?!?!
@4za73 жыл бұрын
I was hoping someone would mention that
@therandom19433 жыл бұрын
yes
@alynathings41883 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment
@Syntaxerrortwenetyone3 жыл бұрын
?
@mannylight42803 жыл бұрын
Ngl, this was my first listen through. I get to that part, and I'm thinking "Wait, something here seems familiar" I listen closely, and notice the lightly playing Blitz. First thought, "Cool that they haven't been Copyrighted yet" Second thought, "How far down the comments must I go to find someone mention this"
@whatisitcalled23373 жыл бұрын
Then Skeppy realized Techno Was Only Using A Sterring Wheel As Techno Pulled Out Keyboard And Mouse Skeppy and His Team Died Of Fear
@LocalInsomniac2 жыл бұрын
I see this happening lmao
@fibblestick82024 жыл бұрын
If Technoblade isn't a boss in Hytale, I'm quitting life.
@walf64704 жыл бұрын
No way he isn’t included lmao. Techno is practically hypixels first born at this point
@ftoast2894 жыл бұрын
They would probably make a potato king boss
@PhantomWizard194 жыл бұрын
I think that would be sick
@PhantomWizard194 жыл бұрын
True
@senkobread12154 жыл бұрын
Then Dream is
@lefrymo4 жыл бұрын
*Skeppy* *Class : Brawler* *Level : 87* Info : By far a strong warrior , although fairly hot headed and reckless , proving quite a relentless foe. Unfortunately , he may get ahead of himself and fail miserably. *Moveset :* Attack - Basic sword slash with his crystallized megasword. Deals somewhat medium damage. Special 1 - Blade whirlwind Skeppy twirls in a circle with his blade stuck outwards. This hits multiple enemies , but deals medium damage and staggers skeppy after using it. Special 2 - Crystal Creation Skeppy creates a massive pillar of diamond from the earth , launching enemies into the air and stunning them. Special 3 - Crystal Spikes Skeppy produces multiple crystals from the ground with spiky ends , stabbing opponents dealing extremely high damage. *BadBoyHalo* *Class : Healer* *Level 75* Info : The support of the team. With his happy cheering and support the team is powered by his encouragement. BadBoyHalo lacks in physical power though , relying on defensive moves to survive. Attack - Bolt A fast flick of magic dealing low damage Special 1 - Aroma Shield BBH summons a massive shield consisting of gas that has a lavender tint. Negates 50% damage for the next 3 turns but takes away 20 Energy per turn Special 2 - Heal Pool A portable heal pool that heals the entire team by 180 per turn. Ability 3 - Gaseous Increase BBH creates green gas that gets inhales by team members , increasing damage by 50% and speed by 25% *A6D* *Class : Mage* *Level 79* Info : A6D is the most level headed of the group , and also the smartest. Being able to read enemies attacks and find workarounds about the enemies defence. Truly a formidable foe. A6D lacks in defence however , being a glass cannon. Attack - FireBall A swift blast of fire produced by his hands. Deals high damage but enemies have a 25% chance of evading Special 1 - Fire Bind A6D summons 3 pillars of flame that entrap the enemy , stunning them for 1 turn and dealing medium damage. Special 2 - Mind Reading A6D predicts the enemies movements and gets increased accuracy and chance to dodge moves it increased to 70% Special 3 - Fire Blades A6D summons 2 pillars of fire behind him that turn into massive swords. These blades hit the enemy twice dealing high damage each time and a massive burn effect. *Boss - TechnoBlade* *Class - God* *Level : 100* Info - Techno is the “blood god” (or so he calls himself) being insanely fast , skilled with the blade. Toppling every warrior in his path. Not a single person has survived his wrath. His insane stamina and HP is truly something to marvel at , but one wrong move and you’re finished. Attack - Air Slash Techno leaps into the air and strikes down , dealing insanely high damage Special 1 - Year of the pig Techno summons a massive spirit boar that acts like a minion. Has high hp but deals low damage. Special 2 - Whirlwind Technoblade spins in a circle and hits every member of the enemy team , dealing insane damage Special 3 - Blood for the blood god. A downwards slash with all his might. This instantly kills enemies under 30%hp and techno harvests their power , getting a +50% damage boost.
@ylc86484 жыл бұрын
Wow
@ylc86484 жыл бұрын
I wanna copy this
@cornotc3 жыл бұрын
bro i love this sm
@Unluc_ky3 жыл бұрын
Nani?!?!?!
@Bracken403 жыл бұрын
somebody's been playing miitopia also buff blood for the blood god to 25% because 10 is really hard to get since he could 1 shot you at that low
@NatFloofer3 жыл бұрын
bbh sittin there like: I don't know where I am. I don't don't know why I'm here. All I know is that I must look adorable.
@D1G1TAL_M4DN3SS3 жыл бұрын
yes
@eclecticsoffy3 жыл бұрын
Tru tho
@robertpeel37713 жыл бұрын
True
@surreal_cereal68203 жыл бұрын
"Then prove it...Prove to me you are strong enough to survive!" T-Toriel?? (meanwhile when they finally got past Technoblade they find out Dream slipped by and speedrunned the dragon-)
@tma240cass3 жыл бұрын
L
@DoubleTrouble-li5wi3 жыл бұрын
They never got past Techno tho...
@echoyaknow11043 жыл бұрын
L
@whatisitcalled23373 жыл бұрын
They never got passed techno techno killed them all lol
@NuggetOG3 жыл бұрын
technoblade never even got to 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of his true power
@mosessinanta80054 жыл бұрын
Somewhere in near future : Techno's kids : Daddy I found this trophy for 'Technoblade', who was he? Techno : son, sit down. Let me tell you the day he called dibs upon this world
@lavendertreeblossom76134 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, yes. I wonder is there's a fanfic about this.................. (O.O)
@muczkapl4 жыл бұрын
My degenerate ass ruined this wholesome comment by thinking: 'Oh yeah daddy tell me about the pig you once were.' What is wrong with me?!
@stalechite41524 жыл бұрын
@@muczkapl nOooOOOOooO
@Dee-mm1bt4 жыл бұрын
*the orphan he adopted
@pota2s5614 жыл бұрын
He's adopting a child if he wins MCU, and he did
@noodlecoffee1934 жыл бұрын
Techno has become so powerful that he can cut Skeppy with the blunt edge of his sword. Edit: I know he’s cutting Skeppy with the tip of the blade lol
@marvinv19124 жыл бұрын
Spageminos Spaghettios The average he could probably kill skeppy with a blunt edge
@Gyro_6784 жыл бұрын
Marvin V it’s because skeppy is made out of diamonds
@kazdan34 жыл бұрын
Dark zero801 bbh is made of what
@cethlikestf4 жыл бұрын
@@kazdan3 bbh is made out of bbh
@Likeusb13 жыл бұрын
Technically that was closer to a scraping with the sharp tip of the sword, but fair point.
@WisteriaWinds3 жыл бұрын
Is no one going to talk about techno’s boots- Also bad is adorable in this lol
@m_nf58313 жыл бұрын
i just realised it now :0
@theoverpreparerlamenters3r4363 жыл бұрын
I heard that high heels work very well for crushing skulls.
@thedemoniacwolf50533 жыл бұрын
@@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436 oh god what have you been up to
@vj28912 жыл бұрын
bad is legitimately ralsei isnt he
@Haunted20772 жыл бұрын
@@thedemoniacwolf5053 don't ask questions unless you want to know the answers
@gjahlar2 жыл бұрын
this song gives him so much life happiness and legacy, thank you for representing him with this beautiful video
@fearofthealone93104 жыл бұрын
"Prove to me you're strong enough to survive" Sounds awfully familiar
@ekoferiyantono52464 жыл бұрын
Ah, *i see what you're talking about*
@michaelwynn20934 жыл бұрын
Prove to me you are strong enough to bear the title of minecraft chanpion
@ovii33364 жыл бұрын
hello 6inner or something
@lavendertreeblossom76134 жыл бұрын
Um , forgive me, but i have to say this, WHAT IS YOUR PROFILE PIC????????
@LoafLord8704 жыл бұрын
Undertale reference
@kayleecasey5604 жыл бұрын
Honestly in the first 2 minutes Techno is just stating facts, uh? Everyone has such huge expectations of him because he’s really good at pvp(1.8, respectively). I kinda feel bad for him sometimes cause of the pressure to be so good all the time lol Edit: I just realized that his theme was just Blitz but an instrumental, that’s so great thank you😭
@daklol66564 жыл бұрын
Actually its like 3 songs mashed up, blitz being one. But yeah u gotta feel bad...
@kayleecasey5604 жыл бұрын
Daklol Gaming Yeah, I know, but the one that I recognized was Blitz lol
@daklol66564 жыл бұрын
@@kayleecasey560 fair enough
@mathisanidioticsport69694 жыл бұрын
I love how we just consider the entire song to be Blitz. Taylor who?
@daklol66564 жыл бұрын
@@mathisanidioticsport6969 taylor? The one who made a blitz ripoff?
@Cxmpxctz2 жыл бұрын
Whos here after the new video... RIP Technoblade, you will forever be in my heart.
@Dust2an22 жыл бұрын
Rip
@rapidrush60332 жыл бұрын
Yeah...
@captlegendary2 жыл бұрын
Technoblade o7 you were real good son real good maybe even the best
@ratherrecover3 жыл бұрын
And this could be like the Sans fight where at the dialogue at the beginning goes from 100 years to 200years increasing every time you die
@ulysses94883 жыл бұрын
"You want to try again? That'll be two Techno Youtooz (19.99 with free worldwide shipping).
@ratherrecover3 жыл бұрын
@@ulysses9488 Sorry only got the potato one ;(
@outspade4 жыл бұрын
The line “You’d have to train for another 100 years” has so much more weight attached to it, what with the lore surrounding the dragon, and that it spawns once every 100 years.
@alaynac16104 жыл бұрын
Sad boi Cube I just realized that.. now that I think about it, that’s pretty interesting
@omni56404 жыл бұрын
Nah its just a reference to Techno saying "If you wish to defeat me, train for another 100 years" when fighting Skeppy in this vid. I skipped it to a part where he says it, he says it loads and adds another 100 years each time. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oKmBl5mK1rrSf58.html Though your comment makes it sound way cooler.
@yoshimatt094 жыл бұрын
@@omni5640 no i think in the AU technoblade and skeppys freindship never happend so that means technoblade never would have said that in a video so that means technoblade only said that because it spawns every 100 years
@ajhintleman2154 жыл бұрын
Wait where did I miss this bit of Minecraft lore?
@doodlebob99434 жыл бұрын
So what would happen if the dragon was left alone for 100 more years? I think MORE DRAGONS
@fuckvino4 жыл бұрын
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Skeppy's dialogue fits so well with his personality.
@gachaclubocsimprover33114 жыл бұрын
All characters' dialogues fit their personaility
@Adorability.4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@guns38084 жыл бұрын
HWO RTHE HEXKC DIDY NU TGETY DINMONDNS I COUDLTN FIDN THEGM IN THE AWHOLE GAEM
@sbrensbeve79824 жыл бұрын
@@guns3808 stroke or seizure?
@Hangman-yq5uh4 жыл бұрын
@@sbrensbeve7982 why not both?
@Proofless2 жыл бұрын
The song god is hearing right now
@oshimaii2 жыл бұрын
Coming back to this 2 years later makes it sound so much cooler
@icelveryt79504 жыл бұрын
Actually accurate Skeppy's rushed typing and grammar mixed with his confidence and the amount of words he says A6D's background chatter and lack of words Badboyhalo's use of text faces (0_o) and questioning skeppy's claims Technoblade has good grammar and spelling because he's an English major who uses big words and the fact that hes good at pvp because he has too much time on his hands (see all 3 potato war videos)
@milangamer53144 жыл бұрын
Its true
@Proyo214 жыл бұрын
3 potato war videos
@krota71484 жыл бұрын
no see three potato war videos
@Deflori204 жыл бұрын
guys you realise he posted this before the final potato war vid came out
@Proyo214 жыл бұрын
@@Deflori20 yez
@anexistence25994 жыл бұрын
"For centuries, millennia even, I have conquered the dragon. My blade has sliced through her neck countless times, her blood splattering all over the endstone beneath my feet. I have been called a champion, a legend, a god... I have it all: fame, power, and wealth... yet the one thing I lack, is the freedom from this burden, placed upon me by those with the highest expectations, who will not hesitate to abandon me the moment I fall. Is this the life I want? Is this the life... you want?" "We've come so far already! We won't fail! All our friends are counting on us! We'll defeat the dragon!" "Heh... friendship. What a wasteful thing. Very well. If you wish to pass me, to defeat the dragon, then show me. Show me this strength you speak of. I have no time to waste on nerds like you when I could be farming potatoes. *So fight me! Let's see how you fare against the blood god himself!* We both know we can't avoid bloodshed today... let's see how much blood needs to be spilt before you give up. *_And if you wish to defeat me... go train for another 10,000 years._*
@Kirikirikiru4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@pueppe86594 жыл бұрын
Yes
@antk84934 жыл бұрын
Yes
@festethephule75534 жыл бұрын
*Millennia Millenium is singular. It's a minor mistake and I wouldn't be correcting it, were in not for the fact that Technoblade is a formor English major, and as such wouldn't make such a mistake as that.
@lazice4 жыл бұрын
Feste the Phule good.
@cezi62113 жыл бұрын
The truth is that, *nobody can beat Technoblade himself* Jokes aside, the art is very amazing! And the theme song.
@sinistor37273 жыл бұрын
Unless *you’ve trained another 100 years* (Funny that I was going to say army but i just remember the fact that he dominated the army of 25 youtubers with another two youtubers once)
@Lazymindflayerwithcofffee3 жыл бұрын
And if they maneged: *claping on the background* techno: wow you maneged to win battle vs my clone with 0,00001% of my power
@Dfl_jason3 жыл бұрын
@@Lazymindflayerwithcofffee *the real one comes* and that one is my clone with only 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000006492% of my power (change some numbers to get some nice numbers)
@Lazymindflayerwithcofffee3 жыл бұрын
@@Dfl_jason yes!
@Mystical---3 жыл бұрын
That one kid named nobody
@firstrateduelist43773 жыл бұрын
Dream: *lost to technoblade* Everyone else: *”I mEaN cLeArLy DrEaM iS bEtTeR”*
@machboltmc89263 жыл бұрын
bro techno couldnt even 11-0 dream with a steering wheel while blindfolded AND using only his pinky toe techno is so bad smh
@whatisitcalled23373 жыл бұрын
@@machboltmc8926 nah he didn’t even use slowness 100 and weakness 300
@machboltmc89263 жыл бұрын
@@whatisitcalled2337 ikr
@NuggetOG3 жыл бұрын
@@machboltmc8926 BRUHHH HIS CONROLLER WAS CONNECTED LMAOOOO SO BAD
@FuriousMaximum3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes
@LoneCarrot4 жыл бұрын
I like Technoblade, it's almost like he wants to retire but now he's the world's champion so he must fight because nobody can replace him. Since you guys can't seem to stop fighting, Technoblade is like the elite four in pokemon with Gary Oak being Dream and Ash being Skeppy.
@UnoriginalRyan4 жыл бұрын
Except for a new rival, Dream.
@transferringchannels92254 жыл бұрын
TheLoneCarrot e hem Minecraft Monday cough cough
@transferringchannels92254 жыл бұрын
Dream stole technolades clout
@LoneCarrot4 жыл бұрын
@@UnoriginalRyan Dream would be a rival to Skeppy almost like his Gary Oak and they would be competing with Dream being on par with Technoblade in a 1v1 while Skeppy uses the power of friendship to get through Technoblade.
@kingmystery84254 жыл бұрын
Dream has overpower skeppy and tecnoblade
@FriesNStuff4 жыл бұрын
"The first time I fought the dragon, they called me a Champion, the second time, a legend. By the third time it was just the status quo." Then I did it with a steering wheel and they proclaimed me the best minecraft player!
@ankiyaanimations71963 жыл бұрын
Oh and i farmed millions of potatoes. Then played with my friend dre.
@deasttttt3 жыл бұрын
Also I joined his server to overthrow a democratically elected government. It was called Dre simp or something.
@mattplayzgamezandstuff87902 жыл бұрын
@@deasttttt i am dre simp
@NoodleAnimations2 жыл бұрын
admit it. everyone watching past this point feels like time has sped up by 100 times
@TheAdvertisement3 жыл бұрын
0:08 Is that an Alladdin reference? “10,000 YEARS CAN GIVE YOU SUCH A CRICK IN THE NECK!” - Genie 1:15 And an Undertale reference? “Then prove to me... Prove to me you are strong enough to survive!” - Toriel
@NafedalbiFilms4 жыл бұрын
BadBoyHalo’s sprite is adorable.
@seans63024 жыл бұрын
Yes little baby boue
@theoneyt_official94014 жыл бұрын
Baby bean
@seans63024 жыл бұрын
He go :0
@derianarce26864 жыл бұрын
Hes like Ralsei from deltarune lol
@theoneyt_official94014 жыл бұрын
@@derianarce2686 omg yea he actually does
@KLowe-zv7xn4 жыл бұрын
“...Let’s get straight to the point.” *Sounds Familiar*
@JustUncomon4 жыл бұрын
GET DUNKED ON!
@red.5084 жыл бұрын
very cool
@starlii104 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for the full battle!
@shandaaslvid.76234 жыл бұрын
Wait, this song isn’t supposed to be playing!
@Jimmichang4 жыл бұрын
Seriously, WHO KILLED HEAVY!?
@dazeyndrowsy3 жыл бұрын
3:18 That beat...something about the tune is familiar, almost sounds like lyrics. Nope, can’t think of anything. My mind is a Blank Space.
@azuquirtle3 жыл бұрын
The way you beat him is you just have to hold on until he hits you past a gap or something and you run away. Technoblade never dies, and he’s definitely not losing much health to these guys.
@HeckinLeBork4 жыл бұрын
"its an Okay day outside" "Birds are chirping" "Potatoes are Sprouting" "On days like these...Orphans like you,..." "Should Train for a MILLION YEARS"
@rubygalaxy50264 жыл бұрын
Thank you, you have truly created the pinnacle of art on this fine day.
@archaicfalcon48984 жыл бұрын
the true final battle begins
@defractiorgaming25204 жыл бұрын
I immeadeatly thought of undertale when I saw the thumbnail
@justanordinarymimikyu21094 жыл бұрын
*Technoblade *? ATK ? DEF *The Blood God *Potato King *Never dies *You probably aren’t ready to defeat him yet. Train for another one hundred years.
@SpaceCommuist4 жыл бұрын
Technoblade(the blood god and potato king) 700ATK 200DEF never dies
@treeninja89244 жыл бұрын
In all seriousness, I would love to see a actual game with 2 paths: A Skeppy Side and a Technoblade side. One team that has trained to defeat the champion, and the champion, who has realized that what he does will stay the same (also if the people voice acted this I would watch it over and over again.)
@randomperson98864 жыл бұрын
Agreed! this is amazing!
@blazer1814 жыл бұрын
It would be, skeppy path: normal mode, technoblade path: super easy mode
@bananasandcheese12344 жыл бұрын
I like the idea that the only way to survive the technoblade fight is to impress him, you can't win the game makes it impossible you just have to impress him and join him on his quest.
@Fr_BnDRZ4 жыл бұрын
You know what? I actually might thx for the idea :D
@Fr_BnDRZ4 жыл бұрын
@@bananasandcheese1234 maybe ill include that too
@bee_bomb24813 жыл бұрын
Toriel - "Then show me. Show me you are strong enough to survive." Techno - "Then prove it to me. Prove to me that you're strong enough to survive." *i see no difference.*
@Professional_Amikisser3 жыл бұрын
Toritech
@bee_bomb24813 жыл бұрын
@@Professional_Amikisser y e s .
@andreabr44833 жыл бұрын
Toriblade
@AshbyBlackburn3 жыл бұрын
*Secret Encounter!* _Philza, Angel of Death._
@birdo_is_here4 жыл бұрын
someone needs to make this an actual game tho, i’ll pay money for this edit: aye alright i know you all wanna make your own game of this but just to be safe i just wanna remind you, the original creator to the AU has said themselves that the idea of a game of the AU makes them uncomfortable and they don’t want it to happen aight, i was just making a joke so please respect their wishes at this
@Fr_BnDRZ4 жыл бұрын
Ill try to make one :D (for freeeeeee)
@bob-xb3nh4 жыл бұрын
Who wouldnt pay for it tho like
@bester40944 жыл бұрын
I got you, COMING TO A STORE NEAR YOU! “QUEST FOR THE DRAGON”
@bob-xb3nh4 жыл бұрын
@@bester4094 thank you Joseph Stalin, very cool.
@silvahedgehog4 жыл бұрын
But add technoheels
@christianhwang3144 жыл бұрын
3:17 You hid Technoblade's Blitz Parody that he made 4 years ago You can't hide anything from me mortal
@cowboymooman87764 жыл бұрын
i mean its not really hidden
@michaelbeatyou53454 жыл бұрын
@@cowboymooman8776 Thats what I was thinking like his song (Blitz) be good so he implemented it into his song about Techno
@calligraphy42444 жыл бұрын
Before he wore a crown
@evanturtle7904 жыл бұрын
Lol thank you for commenting this so I don’t have to
@hallucin8272 жыл бұрын
Hits different now
@F1GHTS0NG3 жыл бұрын
There is probably a reference to “Blank Space” here. There is.
@gamingreal66223 жыл бұрын
yeh will find a timestamp heard it tgough
@F1GHTS0NG3 жыл бұрын
@@gamingreal6622 lol
@mitekid3 жыл бұрын
Its a reference to a parody of Blank Space Techno made called “Blitz”
@J0hnB092 жыл бұрын
@@mitekid 3:17 well here’s blitz.
@Akumuno4 жыл бұрын
while they're fighting dreams run past them with no armour, a sword, a bow, and like, 5 beds.
@s.akamatsu4 жыл бұрын
true dat
@alaynac16104 жыл бұрын
lmao dream would have either been on the team by then if the player wanted them to be, or uh.. defeated/dead..?.?
@zirum50904 жыл бұрын
@@alaynac1610 nah, dream's at the end portal waiting for technoblade to duel him to see who should deserve to defeat the enderdragon, but then the player shows up, and dream becomes like a mini boss before the several enderdragon fights
@leothefox31344 жыл бұрын
meanwhile in dreams pov dream: *runs past them with his stuff, shoots an arrow at thecno and it misses*
@DD-gs2gz4 жыл бұрын
*Beds* : The ultimate weapon
@lacane57224 жыл бұрын
lets be honest there was only one panel at the end cuz thats all they saw before their heads flew off
@Goldenfalcon064 жыл бұрын
Your probably right...
@boo17ang4 жыл бұрын
No, thats the only thing before Technoblade lost connection
@mehzonite4 жыл бұрын
That One Fan your name + strange comment = likes
@kevinplaysd41984 жыл бұрын
Skeppy left, and then the rest left, and techno spawn trap them
@sarveshjadhav94864 жыл бұрын
Plot twist dream comes and kills all of them and the dragon at the same time
@GamingWithCalvin12 жыл бұрын
god: why do I here boss music?
@dashmaster84062 жыл бұрын
When he died he was able to take his fight to god
@oblivion7152 жыл бұрын
This is currently playing in Heaven, you know that, right?
@thegooseking8184 жыл бұрын
Just imagine when he’s half way he equips superior armor and THE PIG SWORD
@llllavemder4 жыл бұрын
oh
@lunaticbyte4 жыл бұрын
invincibility untensifies
@dhardesh4 жыл бұрын
And of course the potato king’s crown
@ConfusionUwU4 жыл бұрын
Uh oh spaghetti o
@MrMilky-ek1wb4 жыл бұрын
oh fuck-
@generalkt53984 жыл бұрын
I don’t like this. Skeppy’s dialogue isn’t spelled like a 4 year old wrote it. I’m kidding, this is cool as heck.
@nxedgt4 жыл бұрын
You Thought It Was Dialogue, BUT IT WAS ME DIOLOGUE
@JMStheKing4 жыл бұрын
@@nxedgt oh ho ho, you're approaching me?
@generalkt53984 жыл бұрын
Markon Berku Oh thanks for telling me it should be fixed now.
@adios89194 жыл бұрын
@@nxedgt everywhere and everytime. wait, *everytime?*
@2350CST4 жыл бұрын
PinkDeath I can’t grammar check the shit out of you without getting closer
@oliviab.91943 жыл бұрын
The fact that Technoblade himself has seen this video has acquired me respect for you.
@marcopeter75812 жыл бұрын
In our reality: RIP Technoblade In Heaven God: Strange what is this music im hearing and why am i shaking?
@velboi38234 жыл бұрын
spoiler: the difficulty of the boss is LITERALLY impossible hehehe
@electric_creeper4 жыл бұрын
Unless you get a kill while he isn't looking. All pro gamers have a weakness.
@statikas4 жыл бұрын
Dream: *Easy* take it or leave it
@Phoenix_Warlord4 жыл бұрын
It’s one of those levels meant to overly stat check you so you don’t go in early or is made to be literally impossible without going around is sneakily Or using a new item to bypass the fight
@ethanyang72054 жыл бұрын
Me: *starts bow spamming*
@electric_creeper4 жыл бұрын
@@ethanyang7205 Surround him! Enderpearl on him until he falls!
@Immord4 жыл бұрын
nowadays the pig lord is retired and farming potatos edit: this didnt age well
@jakerosenberg37674 жыл бұрын
"sounds familiar" (endgame flashbacks)
@Immord4 жыл бұрын
Jake Rosenberg YES SOMEONE GETS MY REFERENCE
@EmjayMusic054 жыл бұрын
Techno confirmed thanos
@gibbolivious71224 жыл бұрын
Technoblade: being #1 is just a prison to guard you title
@ianhubble99734 жыл бұрын
And now that he's won the potato war... He has returned from retirement
@cloxfr3 жыл бұрын
"if you wish to defeat me, train for another 100 years." -Technoblade
@elilandfried92452 жыл бұрын
I like the fact how it’s built like a Deltarune/RPG game
@captainsnake85154 жыл бұрын
I like how the script wasn’t filled with overused memes
@nickrossini55374 жыл бұрын
Same
@aku47724 жыл бұрын
14
@nickrossini55374 жыл бұрын
AKU why, he was just enjoying something and you think it’s hilarious to ruin that?
@yellowcheeseguy4 жыл бұрын
Ping spoof
@kirbybutloli55834 жыл бұрын
@@aku4772 4 months ago
@colin91644 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure they are stuck in a time loop if they think they can defeat the Blood God.
@blazer1814 жыл бұрын
DrTitanicus yeah, he is just to powerful, the only reason he wold ever die to make him look not as strong.
@fnafatfreddys37284 жыл бұрын
well apparently in this au the only way to die permanently is to fall into the void in the end, otherwise you respawn but it comes at a cost
@tangy_tangerines4 жыл бұрын
I mean, they do got the spirit to even think that they can beat techno.
@moxizfan14 жыл бұрын
They're diavolo, He is GER
@cherryparadox4 жыл бұрын
Well it is a video game
@TheFaith743 жыл бұрын
Techno blade:”already killed the dragon 10 times in the past” Skeppy:I’m gonna kill it before you first time
@Abyss8564 Жыл бұрын
"Let's get straight to the point" "Prove to me that you're strong enough to survive"
@ludibble104 жыл бұрын
When you use a tracker and it says Technoblade: *Pablo, why aren't we alive??*
@leafytheleaf94524 жыл бұрын
Should’ve used tnt
@crystalflamer534 жыл бұрын
Soupppp
@jorelgooco27754 жыл бұрын
Deltarune Minecraft doesnt exist, you cant enjoy it... Deltarune Minecraft:
@gracacavalcante45854 жыл бұрын
DeltaCraft
@cylnder4 жыл бұрын
@@gracacavalcante4585 MineRune
@luigiplayeronegreen12114 жыл бұрын
A6d 🔰 90/90 Skeppy ⚔️ 110/110 Badboyhalo ✖️ 70/70
@valkodecare8124 жыл бұрын
I feel like sprite editin'
@mehzonite4 жыл бұрын
Holy I thought I was the only one that thought of like the jevil fight or any deltarune battle
@Clumsy2313 жыл бұрын
Omg I love the "your gonna have to train another 100 years" reference plus, you can hear his parody of "blank space" in I think note blocks OMG I love everything about this!
@baconshakin33963 жыл бұрын
0:22 "Lets Get Straight To The Point" Sounds Like Sans ¬.¬
@shaggy23673 жыл бұрын
It is
@Raidemation4 жыл бұрын
There's one thing wrong with this... THIS NEEDS TO BE A REAL GAME
@takebacktheholyland93064 жыл бұрын
Yep I agree
@alaynac16104 жыл бұрын
yeah.. some people are trying to make the game but I don’t know if they’ll actually MAKE it
@minoplaysMC4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Sun_shiner114 жыл бұрын
It is, if you read the pinned comment you'll find it
@Chazcam_Gaming4 жыл бұрын
YEAA BOIIII
@Niiue4 жыл бұрын
Edit: Rest in peace, Techno this is why i choose to start the game with techno. his bossfight is insanely hard even on easy mode. to start: his regular attack does a crap ton of damage. about 1/5th of skeppy's health (and he's the tank!). you risk dying at the start if you grinded to level 30 and the worst thing is, after techno gets to half health, a6d and badboyhalo get *kicked* out of the battle, leaving techno and skeppy to 1v1. the hardmode update added a whole bunch of nasty attacks which just makes it so much harder. at least they added better equips for this part. ill list his attacks and their danger level here: hand to hand combat: 20~ damage x 10-20. chance to inflict knocked down (20%) danger level: 3/5 annoying to deal with and deadly if you're unlucky. basic attack: 320~ damage danger: 3/5 it's danger is thanks to the fact that techno can spam this move at no cost of his energy. pigman's strike: 720~ damage danger level: 4.2/5 thankfully, techno only uses this below 60% health and it takes a turn to charge up. but this, comboed with his 'cyberbully' skill is a guaranteed KO for a6d and bbh cyberbully: inflicts 'rage' 100% of the time on one target. if used on a target with the 'hopeless' status, it instantly K.Os them danger level: 5/5 doesn't do damage, but if paired with pigman's strike *after* techno forces a6d and bbh after the 50% hp mark, it's a game over. he doesn't spam this often. potato catalyst: recovers 4000 - 12000 hp (10-30% hp). doubles techno's amount of actions next turn. danger level: 4/5 essentially doubling the chances for *any* of these attacks to happen is b a d. like, really bad. the hp recover is dangerous too. golem summon: summons 2 golem enemies. no attacks but forces a taunt. 300 hp each. danger level: 2.5/5 nothing too dangerous, luckily. but it's annoying as all hell. abandoned wheel "journey to the unlisted videos": ~450 damage x1-4 to all party members and final 1000~ damage, inflicts rage 50%, nausea 25%, knocked down 12.5% and K.O 6.25%. danger level: near guaranteed game over techno's ultimate move. uses this at the start of the battle if your level is above 30 and during the 10th, 20th and so on turns. guarding doesn't work against this. you should use an item that grants invincibility for a turn if he's using this. otherwise, brace yourself. (june 16 update, they recently BUFFED the move from ~200 to ~450 and it does a finishing ~1000 damage. bruh) (dodges don't work, dear god.) although, skeppy's battle is longer, it involves less rng and rage. so you should really go technoblade unless you want a challenge. if anyone can tell me where i took inspiration for techno's ultimate move from, you get a cookie June 16 Update alright, there was very recent update which added a "hard mode" to the game, there's still more things to be discovered but in the meantine, here's the moves i found. here's the hardmode moves: sword parry: negates all damage and stuns the target hit. does automatic 250 damage to the person who techno parried. danger level: 4.25/5 cyberbully with this will practically kill that character, luckily, they added equipment which partially negates rage. ph1lza, pete and schlatt gang up: when techno reaches 20% hp, he recovers all his health and gets ph1lza, pete and schlatt as teammates, the ph1lza being the tank, pete being the DPS, and the schlatt being the mage. you get your party members back though. danger level: pray to god/5 you're dead, you're very dead. unless you grinded lategame equipment, you're screwed in more ways than 1. ph1lza has 100000 hp, pete has 30000, and schlatt has 42000. ph1lza has an auto taunt whenever techno gets to low hp, pete has a 75% chance charming move, and schlatt has a 12000 hp P A R T Y H E A L move. i still don't know what else they have because i died the moment techno did a cyberbully + parry on skeppy. i'll give more info on maaaayyybe june 19 or 20, who knows. enderpearl: techno pulls out an enderpearl, if hit during this time, he completely negates the attack and gives techno a free turn danger level: 3/5 annoying and deadly, you can see when he pulls out the enderpearl so it gets bumped down 1 on the danger level. one in the chamber: instantly K.Os a party member if landed, and allows for ANOTHER attack. this is a dark element move, if used on a resistant party member, it only does half damage. chance of landing scales with level, level 1 is 2.22%, level 45 is 100%. (dodges won't work, it does it's own thing for landing or missing) danger level: 5/5 so, you have the choice of having the void star, a dark resisting accessory, the gold nugget, a rage resisting accessory, or the luminous blade, an item which prevents death once. whichever you choose, you're pretty screwed thanks to his other moves. plus, level 29, the recommended level, has a 64% chance of the insta kill. all the other moves get a 25% damage increase, cyberbully does 100 MP damage in hard mode as well (+ the damage increase), golem enemies get 1200 hp, hand to hand combat slightly ignores defense and abandoned wheel "journey to the unlisted videos" has an increased chance to do any of the 4 statuses! (rage is 75%, nausea is 50%, knocked down is 25% and K.O is 12.5%). they also gave skeppy (boss) a buff but i'll look into that maybe my next playthrough june 25th new techno moves discovered: 6ms ping: techno gets to act first 20% of the time. (hard mode only) danger level: 4/5 sometimes, you can't hit techno if he activates this 3 times in a row and cyberbullies everyone. speedbridging: techno goes up into the sky, being unable to be hit for a turn, then swoops down getting a damage bonus of 1.25 to 1.75 on his next move depending on difficulty. also gets to move first. bow type moves can knock him down, doing fall damage. although, 6ms ping can partially negate the fall damage. ph1lza can also do this move. danger level: 3.25 - 4/5 ah yes, i enjoy when i get oneshotted by techno's pigman strike + speed bridging tnt: 350~ damage to entire party, can inflicted the knocked down status (35%). double damage if used after speedbridging. danger level: 3 - 4.5/5 bruh, this is another move which can just game end you the moment it gets activated if it's after speedbridge. blood for the blood god: ??? danger level: ??? this is a rumored attack, idk what it does or waht triggers it, so alert me data miners! steal: techno temporarily steals your weapon and EQUIPS IT AS A DUAL WIELD (attacks once normally, then uses the item) if he uses hand to hand combat. a 0.75% chance for every hit. gets returned if he uses hand to hand combat again or after 2 turns. danger level: 3/5 to 5/5 depending on your weapon, this is either a complete joke, or extremely deadly. if you have the squid ray (desc: powered by potatoes and squid ink, again, this is another reference, but to a different game. it's about an earthbound related fangame), this can DECIMATE your party, so be careful. last word "aeonian 1000 years": if you have any Octa-type equipment depending on your level, there's a 10 - 100% (36 - 45) chance that if you KO techno and his party, they revive to 100% health and take 10% hp damage every turn, but they get a 4x damage boost and first action. if you beat them, you get techno and his party's accessories. if you don't win you proceed normally, although you get the exhausted status for the next 3 battles, which halves exp gain and decreases all stats by 10% danger level: 0/5 to 5/5 depending on if you want their accessories. think of this like a last word from touhou. you don't need to beat it, but if you do, it's super gratifying. nothing to say here, aside from the fact that this is hard as BEDROCK- technoblade never dies: 10% chance for technoblade to come back with 50% hp after getting KOd. 20% chance if in hard mode danger level: 4/5 had a run done in thanks to this. relatively uncommon thankfully, so it gets bumped down a level. oK. i just finnshed techno's party on hadr mode, he didn't do the last worde so im fine. illp tell you eqht happens next. wondr if the rumeored 3rsd form exisst june 27th new moves discovered: nick: summons 10 random people with techno being the 11th. he is disguised as one of the randoms. if you attack incorrectly a set amount of times, different things happen. (using area skills also counts for each one of the targets hit as a mistake) 1st mistake: nothing 2nd mistake: 10% hp damage to all party members 3rd mistake: party wide one in the chamber 4th mistake: obsolete wheel "trip to the old videos" with a 10% damage increase once you have found techno, all the randoms go away and his disguise is removed. danger level: 5/5 this is where you need to get lucky. if you guess incorrectly too many times you basically die. pig rank: increases all of techno's stats by 15%. can stack up to pig+++ danger level: 5/5 if he uses this 3 times, you're essentially fighting hard techno on normal and lunatic (note: there is no such thing as lunatic difficulty, it's just way to hard) techno on hard. whenever he uses his other newly discovered skill: nick, all the buffs get reduced to 0. so thank god for that. goon attack: techno summons 5-11 goons to fight you, each one having hand to hand combat with 1/4th damage. they have about... 2250-ish health each. techno becomes invincible until all goons are K.Od. danger level: 3 - 4/5 area attacks makes this difficult at best and nightmarish at worst. their hand to hand combats do about 100 damage each, which is very painful if they do it all on a single person, specifically bbh. just guard with bbh and use a6d's fire spin while using skeppy's whirlwind. alright. i've gotten techno as a character, it took way too long so i'm going to sleep. i'll tell you techno's moves in like, a day or two ack! so many replies... i'll be making another comment about techno's (character) moves because it's hard to look at your tips and tricks while also helping you out.
@scenecamcamera76414 жыл бұрын
I wish you could start as bad. A mage class would be nice
@Niiue4 жыл бұрын
SceneCam Camera yeah, the heals are nice early game. but techno's route gives philza as a party member. he can revive once every battle at 1 hp if the whole party gets KOd as an innate ability. and the winstreak arc teammates are super good. sad that they're temporary
@mintii53334 жыл бұрын
What language is this? I only speak dumbass
@scenecamcamera76414 жыл бұрын
@@Niiue but skeppy and bbh can get the Dream Team
@moonhall4 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@12aj100.3 жыл бұрын
Honestly this could make a fantastic rpg game
@nocturne16018 ай бұрын
I'm prolly gonna make something like this on RPGmaker
@algebruh30843 жыл бұрын
I love how skeppy has no fancy dialogue or punctuation so its just: *we gonna slay that dragon lmao*
@toxification4 жыл бұрын
"Mom can we get Deltarune?" "We have Deltarune at home." Deltarune at home:
@gladeburst4 жыл бұрын
“But mommmmm, it’s freeeeee” “So is this.” “Why are you like this mom?”
@YamzButIDontUploadHere4 жыл бұрын
Hey this is better
@alaynac16104 жыл бұрын
I wouldn’t complain if this was Deltarune at home tho
@goingsouth86234 жыл бұрын
you say it like it's a bad thing
@shelbs80154 жыл бұрын
I was gonna mention it but thabks
@_username4 жыл бұрын
if technoblade uses his hands he would be tech NOBLADE ill be seeing myself out.
@perecastor72994 жыл бұрын
Wow are you sans !?
@minhphan4353 жыл бұрын
He should of got out his steering wheel
@yeenbaby28913 жыл бұрын
Even wihout his blade, techno is a skilled fihter
@619313 жыл бұрын
@@perecastor7299 sans has nothing to do with this
@619313 жыл бұрын
Wow worst pun ever
@azuquirtle3 жыл бұрын
I imagine techno’s fight would go something like this: You’d have to hold him off long enough to escape or trap him (you couldn’t kill him cuz technoblade never dies). Escape would be obvious, run and block until a party member could make an exit for you. But to trap him, perhaps in a glass box filled with water. I guess another way to win would be to find and threaten Karl, or lose so many times that he feels too sorry for you to keep going.
@yata38263 жыл бұрын
Therapist: Fishnet Techno isn't real, he can't hurt you Fishnet Techno:
@snivygreen22162 жыл бұрын
There Technoheels lol
@Kyffeeee4 жыл бұрын
Player: I would spam A to skip this, but....
@drip11924 жыл бұрын
But there is such a compelling story line soo.....
@Kyffeeee4 жыл бұрын
You put words in my mouth, but the words you put in were the words I was gonna say. So thanks for talking for me :]
@AbomasnowFan4 жыл бұрын
This is epic!
@drip11924 жыл бұрын
Kyffee No problem :)
@Kyffeeee4 жыл бұрын
:]
@phantomruby66334 жыл бұрын
*Technoblade has been defeated! **The Dragon roars at a worthy opponent.** **The worlds Pigman squeal and take up sword in anguish for their fallen leader.**
@tentilol4 жыл бұрын
terrarian: no need to thank me
@infinityheart_tm92704 жыл бұрын
Sike idiot nothing personal
@tream14994 жыл бұрын
infinityHeart TM when the second phase starts
@infinityheart_tm92704 жыл бұрын
Totally not the flash :3 your actually on to something here. I mean both act like their mega depressed.
@caligulasaquarium76374 жыл бұрын
@@tream1499 He was only warming up
@TheRealLampsire3 жыл бұрын
I imagine this being the beginning boss fight that sets you all the way back to get stronger and when you intentionally lose it fades to black and Technoblade says “If you wish to defeat me train for another 100 years” that would be awesome.
@bailiojaycee2333 жыл бұрын
AMAZING ART! AMAZING IDEA! AMAZING STORY LINE! AMAZING MUSIC! SUBSCRIBED!!!!!
@beeftastesliketoenails944 жыл бұрын
"Prove to me you're strong enough to survive!" Is it just me, because that reminds me of Toriel in undertale
@itsbageltime4 жыл бұрын
beeftastesliketoenails Torielblade
@luigiplayeronegreen12114 жыл бұрын
FIGHT🗡 23027 You hate me that much...?
@RandomNon4 жыл бұрын
Honestly it kinda fits techno's personality. He's a warmonger, but he still lets people decide if it's a fight they want to have .
@gradyleavitt25154 жыл бұрын
i completely frogot abot that game
@beeftastesliketoenails944 жыл бұрын
Here I am wondering why I only got a single notif when I got 60 likes on this comment
@tbalpha22954 жыл бұрын
this is amazing, but why is techno wearing fishnets?
@irene-wv6uj4 жыл бұрын
It brings out his eyes
@BobThePenguin.4 жыл бұрын
This is a well known fact
@keswong42044 жыл бұрын
you didn’t notice his black nail polish?
@Alvionalx4 жыл бұрын
Kes Wong wait ehat
@birdo_is_here4 жыл бұрын
well he’s gotta look good
@bred99013 жыл бұрын
is he wearing a fishnet edit: FISHNET AND HIGHHEELS?
@wholegarden56143 жыл бұрын
Its for the stats bro, especially +1% speed.
@user-cp1bw2xh7k3 жыл бұрын
1:38 start fight theme
@joeywood48764 жыл бұрын
Tecno's theme: has that boss theme vibe but is slow-ish, methodical, and sorta quiet.
@thegroovysloth79184 жыл бұрын
Basically Chaos King
@noobymcnoodle4 жыл бұрын
Its slow because techno is calm through out the whole fight
@cano48484 жыл бұрын
If a boss theme smoked weed
@YummyYume4 жыл бұрын
is techno wearing,,, fishnets?
@soyao86594 жыл бұрын
hot
@outspade4 жыл бұрын
pfp matches up
@tomatomanpan6474 жыл бұрын
Technoheels
@icebearpl1884 жыл бұрын
Your profile is more questionable
@minaisloading4 жыл бұрын
He is Diavolo
@jeschoofs3 жыл бұрын
The hidden boss that’s 10x harder then the final boss
@gentashin36633 жыл бұрын
I would kill to have a game like this in that art style and better yet a RPG
@layalsaleh41034 жыл бұрын
3:28 is when you can clearly hear the blitz parody lol
@carlosnicandro68753 жыл бұрын
im 69th like nice
@obama70363 жыл бұрын
i heard that too lmfao also imma not like so it stays 69 likes yes
@Snowstorm...3 жыл бұрын
Imagine you're just walking around, you slowly start to hear this fade in as you turn around. You see Calvin on his own and look up. Bam, it's the United States Air Support with a full diamond Technoplane carrying Nestorio on his back