Guess the last line of the limerick - QI: Series L Episode 3 Preview

Guess the last line of the limerick - QI: Series L Episode 3 Preview - BBC Two

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Watch the BBC first on iPlayer 👉 bbc.in/iPlayer-Home Programme website: www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b04lssh0 Alan Davies, Lloyd Langford, Victoria Coren and Jack Whitehall talk about limericks. Alan becomes angry at how bad Edward Lear's limericks where
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@ExhaustedElox 8 жыл бұрын

I absolutely love that Alan drops his line nearly in time with the rhythm of the Limerick as Steven is reading it.

@john.premose 2 жыл бұрын

That’s because they had pre-written their lines. 🙄

@4231jerome 3 жыл бұрын

May I say, that rant by Alan Davies was David Mitchell-esque in terms of both logical reasoning and hilarity

@adriansmith2639 7 жыл бұрын

I love how offended Alan gets at such an affront to humor.

@matrixphijr 7 жыл бұрын

Alan has never been so logical.

@xiphosura413 7 жыл бұрын

He was channeling David there.

@ScoopMeisterGeneral 7 жыл бұрын

+Caelus5 No wonder Victoria was cracking up.

@2109917162 5 жыл бұрын

@@xiphosura413 No because David would have noticed that it didn't say they smashed him with his gong. It says they smashed the man. So they haven't taken the gong meaning problem isn't solved.

@Radenshaal Жыл бұрын

@Michael Duddy the logic still stand, that they could move away or takr his gong away, they don't need to smash the man xD Smashing the man is still the greater crime

@tailortelhais1744 6 жыл бұрын

"Your outrage is commendable."

@MichaelMarteens 4 жыл бұрын

I thought Fry had said "Your utterage is commendable."

@DowzerWTP72 7 жыл бұрын

Also, the act of hitting him with the gong would make the noise of striking said gong, which is exactly what they were trying to avoid!

@ginamcgrosky6472 6 жыл бұрын

DowzerWTP72 true

@mancheaseskrelpher8419 7 жыл бұрын

I love how everyone loses it with the word "gong" XD

@KarstenOkk 6 жыл бұрын

I was mildly disappointed nobody could find a way to get "dong" in there.

@bigmama828 7 жыл бұрын

Victoria hiding her face during Alan's rant is too perfect

@robclarke3638 7 жыл бұрын

I like Dave Gorman's limerick about Edward Lear: There once was a man Edward Lear, Who made limericks famous that's clear, Though most of the time, He used the same words to rhyme, In lines one and five...the twat!

@dzonbrodi514 3 жыл бұрын

There was a young man of Japan Whose limericks never would scan When told it was so He said "Yes I know But I always want to get as many words in the last line as I possibly can"

@tobymartin2137 6 жыл бұрын

There was an old man with a beard, A funny old man with a beard. He had a big beard, A great big beard, That funny old man with a beard.

@simonwest9450 5 жыл бұрын

Brian Blessed

@Shakes-Off-Fear 5 жыл бұрын

There’s an Australian band called ‘the Beards’, you might like them.

@kilroy987 3 жыл бұрын

I somehow want to know more about this beard.

@ThisCharmingMan1984 3 жыл бұрын

@Toby Martin ...Mr. Lear, is that you?

@raymondtaylor6049 2 жыл бұрын

There was an old woman from Harrow Who slept in her bed with a marrow When people asked why Her husband would 😢 cry And hop on a bus down to Jarrow!

@austinfernando8406 7 жыл бұрын

has there been a body-swap thing and that's really david mitchell in alan's body?

@LLlap 9 жыл бұрын

Davies fell for Vicky and started channeling Mitchell =)

@thomaszaglaras8886 7 жыл бұрын

who gave David Mitchell an Allen mask?

@poppyorangeflower 7 жыл бұрын

fufufufufufu. Funny.

@muskatDR 7 жыл бұрын

Maybe he was trying to charm Victoria

@stiimuli 7 жыл бұрын

seemed to be working XD

@N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S. 7 жыл бұрын

muskatDR If I got to go home to Victoria Coren I'd be channeling David Mitchell too.

@tennistank7606 5 жыл бұрын

@@N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S. hahahahahahah

@ChannelInfinity82 7 жыл бұрын

A philosophical one There was young man who said 'Damn', It appears to me that I'am Just a being that moves In a predestined grooves Not a taxi or a bus, but a tram

@marinellovragovic1207 7 жыл бұрын

Narendra Sharma Philosophical indeed, that one's brilliant

@thisisthemactan Жыл бұрын

They’ve cut my second favorite part of this segment, which was Victoria completing a limerick: “There was an old woman of Poole Whose soup was excessively cool So she put it to boil With the aid of some oil-“ “-It was a recipe from Heston Blumen-tool”

@badhombre4942 3 жыл бұрын

Anyone who can make Victoria chuckle and snort I damn well owe a quart

@enzyl6181 4 жыл бұрын

On QI he got all the action. He could only just do subtraction A question, he heard “What’s the largest on earth” But he said Blue Whale and got Klaxon

@joebleasdale5557 5 жыл бұрын

There was a young man from Calcutta Who had the most terrible stutter He said "pass the h-ham And the j-j-j-jam And then the b-b-b-b-butter"

@annabellej9429 7 жыл бұрын

Alan is a gift to the world

@Didntwanttomakeauser 7 жыл бұрын

Is Allan trying to hit on Victoria by channeling a bit of David Mitchell's angry logic?

@Jotari 7 жыл бұрын

Regarding the Limricks people are posting in the comment sectionn, I really like that youtube allows four lines before you have to click Show More. Basically gives me a second or two to guess the last line just like in the video.

@Mothman1992 7 жыл бұрын

this one isn't funny, but it's fun to say a canner exceedingly canny one morning remarked to his granny a canner can can anything that he can but a canner can't can a can, can he?

@lar3ryca 2 жыл бұрын

A Tutor who tooted a flute Tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to their tutor, “Is it harder to toot, or To tutor two tooters to toot?"

@hemiolaguy 4 жыл бұрын

There was a young man from St Bees Who was stung on the arm by a wasp. He was asked, "Does it hurt?" He replied, "No, it doesn't. I'm so glad that it wasn't a hornet."

@Galerak1 4 жыл бұрын

lol

@AbCat4 3 жыл бұрын

The limerick packs laughs anatomical Into space that is quite economical. But the good ones I've seen So seldom are clean And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

@marycanary86 6 жыл бұрын

that dry seriousness of his face really drives it home xD

@Kabitu1 7 жыл бұрын

Her labia brought her to tears So long they were rubbed raw for years So she had them shorted And the surgeon reported "The burn victim loves his new ears"

@SuperBenball 6 жыл бұрын

Kabitu1 Simply brilliant.

@badhombre4942 3 жыл бұрын

..hairy new ears.

@Bcsmith333 7 жыл бұрын

Alan really shines in this clip! :)

@ShiitakeWarrior 7 жыл бұрын

_"...which, if you haven't hyeard it..."_

@ties4281 5 жыл бұрын

ShiitakeWarrior That is typically Welsh isn’t it? (Not from Britain)

@johaquila 4 жыл бұрын

Do we know for sure that the last lines printed in Victorian times were what people actually said? Maybe they were just censored, making it a sport to guess them and swap versions with friends.

@parryxxlivxx 6 жыл бұрын

They could do an entire episode doing only this

@nosuchthingasshould4175 6 жыл бұрын

Was the joke perhaps that the prim and proper Victorians would read these and know from the rhyme that there must be a rude ending, so everyone could have a giggle and come up with their own?

@KingNefiiria 5 жыл бұрын

I imagine that to be so. We all read history as if people didn't have humor back then. That innuendos and toilet humor were never uttered. Honestly I think, even given how pre-industrial eras tend to be portrayed, that this kind of humor is ageless. From the moment we could communicate with each other I'm sure we were making fun of willies and boobs, laughing at poop jokes, and generally joking about anything we fancied

@howardsmith9342 4 жыл бұрын

@@KingNefiiria Poop jokes go back before Chaucer, so they're at least that old.

@alanira2971 4 жыл бұрын

lmao People act as though sex, toilet humour, ect, always had to be hidden back then. If anything, people in the past were more open to it, not less open. This idea that we've only just in recent history become "okay" with being open about sex and poo jokes is a complete fallacy. Shakespeare's plays are literally littered with overt"I did your mother" styles jokes. Stuff like, Chiron: "Thou hast undone our mother." Aaron: "Villain, I have _done_ thy mother." People seriously have such a watered down idea of how people in the past were like, it's actually unreal.

@Picnicl 6 жыл бұрын

Alan fails to realise (as so did I until I looked it up now) that one of the definitions of imprudent , apart from lacking caution and restraint for the sake of the consequences in the future, is 'indiscreet'. ie lacking discretion. The stairs would hardly be a proper and dignified place for a gentleman to be eating.

@KarstenOkk 6 жыл бұрын

Christ Victorian England was a horrible place.

@alanira2971 4 жыл бұрын

@@KarstenOkk Why? Most good parents nowadays wouldn't allow their children to eat while sitting on the stairs either...and if you do such a thing as an adult, you deserve to be slapped. It's inconvenient for others in your household, and utterly useless to boot. Living on your own is the only excuse for doing this that won't make you seem like an inconsiderate a-hole.

@TotoDG 5 жыл бұрын

Once, an engine attached to a train, Was afraid of a few drops of rain; He went into a tunnel, squeaked through his funnel, And wouldn’t come out again.

@LGD3 9 жыл бұрын

Thank you for that +BBC, and Alan et al.!

@curiouscuriouser2670 4 жыл бұрын

Alan could turn a Mother Theresa speech into toilet humour. Brilliant.

@cogidubnus1953 6 жыл бұрын

Alan has a David Mitchell moment...

@Fcutdlady 4 жыл бұрын

An irish woman i am About limerick i do give a damn It's a town in this state, that's really quite great Now the last line has me in a jam

@Fcutdlady 4 жыл бұрын

There was young lady, god bless her, Who flung her leg over the dresser, A rusty nail caused her to fail Catching her new coat made of fur

@8523metalhead 9 жыл бұрын

BBC made a slight typo in the description of this video

@quadelbirbal4193 2 жыл бұрын

There once was a chap from Queens, That talked about God and such things, But his heart's true desire, Was a boy in the choir, With a bottom like jelly on springs.

@mikebaginy8731 4 жыл бұрын

Alan is brilliant!

@mikewilliams258 5 жыл бұрын

Maybe Edward Lear was more clever than they give him credit for. If the old man was sitting on the "apples and pears" as in stairs, and he was eating the "apples and pears" that would be a very imprudent thing to do, because there would eventually be no stairs for him to sit on. It's like sawing a branch off a tree while sitting on it (like in the cartoons). My only reservation is that I'm not sure they had cockney rhyming slang in Edward Lear's day.

@confectortyrannis275 5 жыл бұрын

I truly love Al

@Fcutdlady 5 жыл бұрын

On a TV show called QI, there is Alan Davis, oh my, I laugh like a drain, as the jokes down they rain ☔ To avoid the Klaxon he must try

@jackloke7606 2 жыл бұрын

Maybe the last line should read: "So they sent that Old Man to King Kong"

@wordreet 7 жыл бұрын

Hehee, I knew the second one! We have had an LP record of Lewis Caroll and Edward Lear's nonsense poems for several centuries. Funny stuff indeed.

@samuelrobinson205 7 жыл бұрын

Edward Lear's limericks were nonsense poetry, and I think repeating the first line, and giving an adjective like 'imprudent' (which doesn't bear any relation to the preceding lines) makes it, if anything, more nonsense

@RIXRADvidz 9 жыл бұрын

so glad to have QI back...I really hope they can hold on until Zed.

@kskekwkek 7 жыл бұрын

I'm so sad the full episode is not available

@gayva Жыл бұрын

did anyone else see Alan crying later in this episode after stephen and victoria were arguing about the origins of the word luncheon? its not really my place to ask but im very curious..

@sophiefrancis8295 3 жыл бұрын

I like: There once was a women named Bright Who could travel much faster then Light She started one day In her usual way And came back the previous night!

@MyPineapple100 6 жыл бұрын

Funny that Alan’s line was infinitely funnier than Jack’s

@teipeu9033 3 жыл бұрын

In your opinion.

@crazylizard1889 2 жыл бұрын

The moment I read the Limerick, I knew Alan's would finish with "willy"

@Tmanaz480 3 жыл бұрын

Alan often channels Gracie Allen.

@moveslikemacca 7 жыл бұрын

@BBC, there is a little spelling mistake in the description. :)

@streetlightcultists8973 5 жыл бұрын

i imagine that it was a joke back when they were popular. everyone knew there would/could be a rude ending so the joke was that there wasn't.

@John_Ridley 6 жыл бұрын

Victoria is just thinking "God I hear enough ranting from David, now Alan's at it too."

@Scudge0 9 жыл бұрын

XD too funny

@jackloke7606 2 жыл бұрын

One cool starry night in June A lady was eating ice-cream under the moon Then a strong wind came Oh.. what a shame! For it blew away her spoon.

@soslunnaak 7 жыл бұрын

2:08 so then he brought out his bong

@enzyl6181 4 жыл бұрын

“So then he hit it with his schlong”

@alicg7759 9 жыл бұрын

There was a young man from Australia, Who painted his ass like a dahlia, Tuppence a smell was all very well But thruppence a lick Was a failure XD

@xonxt 9 жыл бұрын

Ali CG I'm not sure I understand that one. Tuppence? Thruppence?

@alicg7759 9 жыл бұрын

Two pence and three pence, money. When people talk fast and use words in rhymes and songs ect they tend to constrict some to fit into the rythmn of speach.

@xonxt 9 жыл бұрын

Ali CG No, I already found what these words mean in a dictionary. I just meant that I don't understand the sentences. The smell and lick parts I get, but how do these 'two/three pence' fit into the equation? Sorry, English be no me native language.

@alicg7759 9 жыл бұрын

No problem :) It just means he was charging people to smell his bum and he was getting tuppence for it but no one wanted to pay thrupence to lick it. The English language can be very complicated, believe me your English is very good. Hope this helps.

@xonxt 9 жыл бұрын

Ali CG Oh, so that's it. Thanks, that clears it up ;).