Be a Teacher - Failed in real world

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Armstrong and Miller (BBC1) Be a Teacher - Failed in real world sketch

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@PETE316 12 жыл бұрын

This is massive banter - I'm an English Teacher myself, and a bloody brilliant one at that, but some of the people I work with don't know arseholes from tuesdays

@taffboyslim 12 жыл бұрын

Those who can... do. Those who can't... teach. Those who can't teach... teach PE.

@stevemurray9925 2 ай бұрын

Those who can do Those who can't teach Those who can't teach, teach teachers Those who can't teach teachers become head teachers Those who can't become head teachers become ofsted inspectors

@AlphaRex1000 15 жыл бұрын

i find this to be hillarius, as i'm now hed teecher at a large school and i used to be a cab driver

@LeofromFreo 3 жыл бұрын

You’re hed teacher?

@PizzarooThePizza 2 жыл бұрын

@@LeofromFreo init 😉

@RFC3514 9 жыл бұрын

If you pay a [teacher of something] significantly less than a [maker of something], obviously all the good ones are going to try to work in the industry instead of teaching. And, sadly, there are more than enough incompetent people to fill both the majority of teaching jobs _and_ the majority of industry jobs. Like that old joke says: "How many people work at your company? About 30% of the ones employed there." The structure of modern college / high school teaching is completely wrong anyway. You should never be graded by the same person who taught you (which is an obvious conflict of interests). In fact, teaching and certification should be handled by completely separate entities, with the former being a free choice and the latter being regulated by the state and the industry.

@RFC3514 8 жыл бұрын

sarcastic bowl of cornflakes - There are standardised national exams at a couple of points everywhere, not just in the USA. But (USA included) you are still graded directly by your teachers in 95% of situations. And you still have to enrol (and pay for) a full "course" just to have a _chance_ of being evaluated / certified. Even those standardised tests are generally just a piece of paper that tests your memory (i.e., your ability to cram), not an actual test of your ability to perform a job or make meaningful contributions to a field. They're also generally written by career teachers, with little or no input from the industry (or even the government's economic planners), which means they tend to be very outdated. You obviously don't need to hire "twice as many people" to separate education from certification, because not every student is doing a certification exam every day (and current teachers' time is finite, anyway). In fact, the state would need to pay significantly _less_ people, because students would be free to use whichever source(s) they wanted (free, private, their own experience, a magic 8-ball, etc.). This would also free the state from treating education as a jobs programme, and encourage investing the money on the creation of more cost-efficient teaching resources (documentaries, websites, games, etc.). I didn't "just think of that". I _was_ a college teacher for several years. The system was designed for a time when teachers were the only available source of information, and where learning focused on memorisation. The former is no longer true, and the latter is far less relevant for most fields. It's not just that students (and teachers) are being forced to do a lot of things they shouldn't, it's that they're wasting time that they could be using to do something useful instead.

@dtr3197 16 жыл бұрын

I'm a teacher - this is so funny

@wozza2341 15 жыл бұрын

A fair comment mathnawi21. All these thumbs down for your comment just goes to show that a lot of people think they are above "the unwashed classes" nowadays. And nice name you have!

@Schensue 12 жыл бұрын

I'm a teacher and this sketch is so true, it's almost not even funny anymore. Some of the people I have to work with couldn't keep or do a job outside school if their life depended on it.

@ca34jun 13 жыл бұрын

As a teacher I LOVE ,every single one of their skits on this subject!! The same thing can be said for any profession, its just that its so much easier to blame other people than ones parents for how they were raised by the school system and what they learned.. Lets admire movie stars and sports players instead and the world will be a better place!! :-)

@grailchaser 13 жыл бұрын

@Maxtaxifromhell Actually, the original proverb is from Aristotle is a much more interesting: "Those that know, do. Those that understand, teach."

@skateblind007 15 жыл бұрын

My uncle did some sort of 'Access to teaching' course, he actually studied enviromental science or something like that, he only got a 3rd in that too, so it can't be that hard/unusual. I think the videos are pretty accurate if you ask me. :D

@kpbarrow 13 жыл бұрын

7 People failed in the real world.

@listerlovescurry 12 жыл бұрын

This is so true and explains why 1/4 kids leaving school are illiterate!

@Randallw0rth 15 жыл бұрын

My girlfriend's a teacher, and she doesn't have an Honours degree, and she teaches at a Grammar school.

@edtheduck23458 14 жыл бұрын

OMG...there are teachers in Australia?

@UltimaJay5 13 жыл бұрын

@uzavas If you don't know the rules of grammar, how can you be expected to know the rules of phonemes, graphemes, digraphs and trigraphs? Which are not required to be taught in the National Curriculum.

@roxyfoxyk 15 жыл бұрын

You certainly can be a teacher without the honours. (Yes I use a 'u' in the word) I did a BA/DipEd degree and happily teaching in different high schools. I thought this was funny. Cheers

@BRAINDEAD776 12 жыл бұрын

9 people are teachers

@quantomintomentum 14 жыл бұрын

lol. the funny thing is, I just quit my PGCE in history because I realised it seriously wasn't for me on any level. Not only do I not give enough of a crap about History, but I literally don't want to spend my life working my balls off for a cause I don't feel is worthy enough of my time. So, teaching can't really be a last resort thing. It's actually one of the hardest jobs I will ever see. I'm going to be a regular pleb like everyone else now. The 'real world', whatever that is, is easy.

@grailchaser 12 жыл бұрын

@curzmg Yes. Yes, it was in favour of teaching. That's my point. His misquote has been used for far too long to bash the very people who have taken the trouble to teach.

@AlphaRex1000 15 жыл бұрын

clear to most, not all

@uzavas 13 жыл бұрын

@Xbox360shenmue fortunately u dont need to be a grammar guru to teach the language, speak read and write are the requirements i'm pretty sure plus this is youtube im not trying to focus everything i type...thanx for your concern

@Anderschristoph125 11 жыл бұрын

I just think that in society we really need people who want to teach, not people who are just doing it because it was easy compared to law or other pathways, because as Maude Flanders would say, you have to think of the children!

@morphybum 15 жыл бұрын

if you're a hed teecher i'm michael voss.

@baddmanaz 14 жыл бұрын

the laugh track is crucial to indicate the punchline.

@gonsloog 15 жыл бұрын

what the heck why are people taking this so seriously? Its just a funny sketcg spoofing those adverts. Jees get a life if u moan about it. Armstrong and miller are so funny :)

@pauljackson2409 2 жыл бұрын

It's funny because it's true.

@Sprinklesofjoy 15 жыл бұрын

WHO ARE YOU!

@skateblind007 15 жыл бұрын

umm, yes you can.

@RagggedTrouseredPhilanthropist 11 жыл бұрын

Or maybe, just maybe, some people don't consider the pursuit of money the be all and end all of life, and that seeing as 99% of people have to work to pay the bills etc then you should attempt to do something that has the potential to be worthwhile..... But you'll grow up and realise that one day.

@PETE316 12 жыл бұрын

@Crazym0j0 shhhhh silent work children

@Anderschristoph125 11 жыл бұрын

Oh bloody hell, Mr.Sheffield and others all I"m saying is that I have my doubts about how intelligent teachers really are, Illinios Jones cool, they are real supermen aren't they?

@AlphaRex1000 15 жыл бұрын

who is michael voss?

@Glumlock 14 жыл бұрын

@Survivorwarriorgirl I want to be a teacher, and i found this hilarious :)

@AlphaRex1000 15 жыл бұрын

ewe have know eyedea just howe funni you're comment is my simple polish friend, i wunder is your're name mista sheen?

@Anderschristoph125 12 жыл бұрын

Howerut, true, well law or sociology then. Altohugh I actually find media harder than law but that's just me.

@theengulfer 14 жыл бұрын

We need more teachers over here in the us. Our education system has been a horrible atrocity in the recent years

@Maxtaxifromhell 13 жыл бұрын

An old proverb: Those that can, do. Those that can't, teach.

@pauljackson2409 2 жыл бұрын

... and those who can't teach, lecture.

@Anderschristoph125 11 жыл бұрын

Anyway I do language teaching as well as other subjects but that's only kind of a a fall back option for me, I don't really WANT to be a teacher. I want to be a solicitor.

@uzavas 13 жыл бұрын

im seriosuly thinking about teaching english overseas and i think this is funny to...so what if there is some truth to it.lol

@Rykstar1 17 жыл бұрын

lol

@Anderschristoph125 12 жыл бұрын

Mackem, give me an academic summary of "a midsummer night's dream" then, lol! Because that's what they MAKE us do for uni english! I think a lot of teacher's aren't that bright too, they were prob just too dumb to get into law or media studies or socio or something REALLY intelligent so they do teaching.

@FarseerRK 12 жыл бұрын

@Crazym0j0 i like you

@RelativelyHostile1 12 жыл бұрын

I used to be a teacher like him, then I took an arrow to the knee...

@OutragedPanda 12 жыл бұрын

@Mackem1 you should help me with English... I fucking suck

@joebloggsgogglebox Жыл бұрын

Or become a comedian...

@dazzzzz89 14 жыл бұрын

@ellameister nobody cares

@hectorbowler1393 7 жыл бұрын

dans cette vidéo c'est professeur qui ne connait pas vraiment les raisons pour les quelles il est professeur. Parfois les éleves l'applaudissent pour des raison qui pour lui ne sont pas fameuse. pour lui etre professeur ne donne pas le temps pour faire autres choses ou s'intéresser à autre chose. donc meme quand il s'agit d'aider sa femme il ne sait pas comment s'y prendre et se retrouve faible dans le monde reel