The Green Clarinet - That Mitchell and Webb Look

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16 жыл бұрын

A sketch by Mitchell and Webb about a green clarinet that maks you tell embarrising secrets but watch out for the red tuba. That Mitchell and Webb Look coming soon to BBC 2
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@Lionkingview 3 жыл бұрын

I have a yellow acoustic guitar that makes me look like a douche when I play it at parties.

@caderidley2309 3 жыл бұрын

The colour has nothing to do with looking like a douche while playing an acoustic guitar at a party

@Itsyrm8 3 жыл бұрын

Just keep practicing and keep the faith😁

@cleanbeans4280 2 жыл бұрын

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@xXxJSCOTTxXx 2 жыл бұрын

@@cleanbeans4280 i can't see the picture can you re-upload it

@TheSchemer1 2 жыл бұрын

@@caderidley2309 he might be alluding to Simon Coopers'car

@brain_apostrophe_t 3 жыл бұрын

You know the person who invented the gun lived like this for at least a while.

@innescoull7061 3 жыл бұрын

Can you blame them hahah

@tbotalpha8133 2 жыл бұрын

"I have a grey gun, that when you point it at someone-" "What's a gun?" "-And pull the trigger, it makes them drop dead!"

@ethericboy 2 жыл бұрын

No he did"nt

@penitent2401 2 жыл бұрын

the first guns were not that great vs bows and crossbows of the time. Single shot with manual loading of powder and metal ball as a bullet, both of very low quality and imprecisely made compared to modern day, takes long time to load, wildly inaccurate. even after some decades of improvements and refinements, it needs to be fired in volleys at point blank range to have chance of hitting anything. their main advantage was the soldiers can very easily be trained to use and maintain them.

@jeanpaulsinatra 2 жыл бұрын

"I think you'll be crowning me king now" "Such impertinence. Sir William, seize him" *shoots Sir William dead, despite the latter's full plate armour, and looks pretty fucking smug until he sees every other knight drawing their swords before he can reload*

@tsarfox3462 2 жыл бұрын

The Red Tuba part almost made me shit my pants in laughter.

@Pooknottin Жыл бұрын

That's because it's not magical. It just plays the brown note.

@BenjaminGoose 9 ай бұрын

You mean the sound that makes you do a shiiiit?@@Pooknottin

@Pooknottin 9 ай бұрын

@@BenjaminGoose Yep. That's the brown note.

@hotelmario510 8 ай бұрын

It works!

@hippy282 2 жыл бұрын

The Green Clarinet is obviously an artefact of Vectron from the First Age

@Kris.G 2 жыл бұрын

It's all in the ancient scrolls

@eliamor1782 2 жыл бұрын

we must get sir digby chicken caesar to retrieve it for her majesty!

@hippy282 2 жыл бұрын

@@eliamor1782 I love that sketch! They'd probably pawn it for booze money

@whatthetrend8323 2 жыл бұрын

@@Kris.G By Vectron's ant ridden shoes you're right!

@Vesnicie 2 жыл бұрын

No, it's The Magic Flute and the outfit is based on the character Papageno.

@redguy7718 2 жыл бұрын

I have an avocado bathroom that enrages renovation show hosts

@agt155 14 жыл бұрын

I have a purple organ, but that's another story.

@joshacollins84 3 жыл бұрын

You might wanna loosen your grip of is gone purple.

@stevenwebb3634 2 жыл бұрын

You might want to see a doctor about that

@MarthaRoseMoore415 2 жыл бұрын

NOICE!!

@HolyGhost66 2 жыл бұрын

Lolz

@nondescripthandle212 2 жыл бұрын

you've got a purple member? Like tinky winky

@JackT13 2 жыл бұрын

I don’t know what’s funnier, the green clarinet sketch or David screaming ‘ARRRGGGHHH’ at Rob’s inability to type

@thatoneguychad420 9 ай бұрын

David's screaming because we've all felt that exact same way before.

@LilyGrace95 2 жыл бұрын

I love that you can hear the truth while the clarinet is played 😂

@mmckenzie9367 3 жыл бұрын

My mother in law has a tortoise shell accordion that makes peoples ears bleed.

@telectronix1368 2 жыл бұрын

Tell her not to throw it so hard.

@thomasbland5450 2 жыл бұрын

They sure get a lot of milage out of Robert shaking his head disapprovingly! Lol

@leonardobrien 3 жыл бұрын

I have a blue piano, but it's a lot harder to haul around to restaurants, etc.

@Emiliapocalypse 3 жыл бұрын

Should have got yourself a blue keytar instead 🎶

@JackDManheim 2 жыл бұрын

@@Emiliapocalypse Indeed. Everybody should have a blue keytar

@johncitizen306 8 ай бұрын

You have a cringe pfp and no balls

@treasuremage7546 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, well I have a mahogany accordion that makes you feel pity for my subpar accordion playing

@drpaulquiz4326 2 жыл бұрын

I have one of those, but in red.

@amazingmagmorter 11 жыл бұрын

Quite possibly my favourite sketch of all time.

@Mr.Monta77 2 жыл бұрын

You confuse possibility with probability. Or the other way around.

@amazingmagmorter 2 жыл бұрын

@@Mr.Monta77 Twas 8 years ago

@SeppiMaulwurf 2 жыл бұрын

@@amazingmagmorter did you learn the difference in the meantime? 😂

@amazingmagmorter 2 жыл бұрын

@@SeppiMaulwurf Think my grammar back when I was 12 was fine

@rosschops9509 2 жыл бұрын

Listen to Mitchell and Webb sound cash register shop sketch!

@MrsLevinson175 9 ай бұрын

I love when he’s shaking his head sadly in the background

@peter_pansexual6243 3 жыл бұрын

It's the love child of the Pied Piper and the Riddler.

@tuckintospidey 2 ай бұрын

The twist of the Red Tuba always has me crying, just the blunt statement "I have a Red Tuba that makes you shit yourself." 😂😂

@GrandChiefSmackaho 14 жыл бұрын

I have a purple Harmonica that makes people dry heave uncontrollably.

@wilmer89 3 жыл бұрын

I have a golden saxophone that makes you piss yourself

@Badkarma333 13 жыл бұрын

Definitely hilarious but oddly sinister.

@Highstar25 14 жыл бұрын

i have a taupe harp that makes you smell mildly of trout

@DJAngiePangie 15 жыл бұрын

I have a black and silver clarinet that makes my cat run away.

@gelraldoldo5152 2 жыл бұрын

12 years, dam

@DJAngiePangie Жыл бұрын

@@gelraldoldo5152 This is a very strange window into my past... Why did I write this? More than that, why did 24 people like it? 😂

@themostbritishpersonalive868 11 ай бұрын

@@DJAngiePangie well presumably your cat is scared of clarinets

@Thoughtland 14 жыл бұрын

I have a magenta ukulele that makes you walk backwards and sing Bee Gee's songs.

@liamcoghlan5408 3 жыл бұрын

That sounds great

@TheSmart-CasualGamer Жыл бұрын

I have a Heliotrope Harpsichord. It presumably does something, but it takes so long to explain both of those terms to people, that I've never had the chance to use it. I was given it in 2008, I feel like I'm missing out on something...

@thatoneguychad420 9 ай бұрын

If you play it right it makes women take their clothes off.

@TheSmart-CasualGamer 5 ай бұрын

If that's true then I don't want it anymore. I'll stick it on eBay.

@colinm366 2 жыл бұрын

This is just brilliant writing. Period.

@Snowie7826 6 ай бұрын

The only thing that can stop a bad man with a green clarinet is a good man with a red tuba

@NickHoad 10 жыл бұрын

I have a turquoise french horn. It doesn't do much, but it sounds nice...

@CycolacFan 8 ай бұрын

Disappointed not to see any suggestion of a pink oboe.

@cosmicwire6356 2 жыл бұрын

I have a blue accordion that makes people feel like they’re being chased by something.

@burntgrahamcracker2866 2 жыл бұрын

So you’re the reason I’ve been so paranoid you bastard!

@Mandalore06 2 жыл бұрын

I would not have been beaten by the tuba. I would play my clarinet, to hell with the shit running down my legs. We would see who endured the longest.

@CyberBeep_kenshi 3 жыл бұрын

'Delete, delete, delete, weeeeeeeeee i gone too fast ' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@spencerraney4979 2 жыл бұрын

If I can’t get a green clarinet that makes people tell embarrassing truths, could I at least get a turquoise oboe that makes people make awkward noises with their mouth?

@thatoneguychad420 9 ай бұрын

I've got a purple headed skin flute.

@nathanmcgill7249 8 ай бұрын

Oboes already make the oboist make awkward noises with their mouth

@ASChambers 2 жыл бұрын

Absolute classic!

@zh84 Жыл бұрын

I love this. Also you get to see Olivia Colman before it was discovered she was a Great Actress and won an Oscar.

@thatoneguychad420 9 ай бұрын

She's in stuff older than this too! She is great.

@JehanineMelmoth 8 ай бұрын

Watch Green Wing!

@thatoneguychad420 8 ай бұрын

@@JehanineMelmoth green wing is awesome.

@zh84 8 ай бұрын

@@JehanineMelmoth I did! The first series was one of the funniest things I have ever seen on television. The second was a disappointment.

@JehanineMelmoth 8 ай бұрын

@@zh84 agreed.

@jakebond2294 3 жыл бұрын

This made me feel quite Christmassy.

@Bazawaza1 9 жыл бұрын

With Great Power comes Great Responsibility ;)

@ryanne.5172 2 жыл бұрын

I have a golden flute that summons the bees

@josemaria8177 3 жыл бұрын

This sketch sums up US foreign policy post WW2, being the only country with nukes, they could do anything they wanted. It is also well known that Truman's mother made his costume and that he wasn't allowed near local schools

@Ceaseless_Watcher 3 жыл бұрын

I'm not sure their racist views were harboured secretly.

@samveeproductions8762 3 жыл бұрын

Are you suggesting that the red tuba represents the Soviet Union or something?

@eliamor1782 2 жыл бұрын

i think all US presidents shouldn’t be allowed near schools

@johncitizen306 8 ай бұрын

@@eliamor1782ole sniffy Joe must be on the register surely?

@danielcollin8227 8 жыл бұрын

I have a teal coloured sliding-whistle that makes you vomit pigeons

@rustyshackelford3590 3 жыл бұрын

I have a orange triangle that makes people impersonate dead celebrities

@Barra_ 13 жыл бұрын

:O I want a clarinet like that, if only mine did that when I played it lol That was hilarious XD

@EyesLikeBroccoli 10 жыл бұрын

Their 'Rude Gandhi' comes in a close second for me.

@atheist_addict Жыл бұрын

The Green Clarinet is Numberwang.

@Xalgucennia 2 жыл бұрын

The green clarinet is better. You'll reveal actual information that's potentially incriminating. The red tuba you could just counter with an adult diaper.

@Phloneme 9 жыл бұрын

I have a cerulean harpsichord that turns tampons into sardines.

@sbraypaynt 3 жыл бұрын

*Gaunter O Dimm goes to England*

@brendanyoung282 2 жыл бұрын

So funny! And very weird! They must have been laughing their heads off writing this..

@Wattywatasaurus 11 жыл бұрын

I have a blue harmonica that makes people lose all self-restraint. I just sit on the tube and blow into it, and watch what happens.

@rnw2739 5 ай бұрын

I have a puce pummice stone which, somehow has now become lodged up my Aris....

@TheThomas64fan 13 жыл бұрын

an orange trumbone forces you to fall in love with Martha Stewart

@louiseogden1296 2 жыл бұрын

Olivia Coleman is awesome.

@Elendor57 3 жыл бұрын

You're gonna go far, kid!

@googoogjoobgoogoogjoob 3 жыл бұрын

Some douche used that tuba on me the other night. Mind you, I had had 8 pints of Stella and a vindaloo.

@playerthe2nd 16 жыл бұрын

ive got a yellow flute......doesnt do much

@EazyDuz18 3 жыл бұрын

Delete, delete, delete, weeeeeeeeee i gone too fast ' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Mishima505 2 жыл бұрын

Although I wouldn’t mind if Olivia Colman really did push in front of me in a queue…

@thatonekidonaboat1269 3 жыл бұрын

Love that every one in the comments are sharing their musical instruments

@freekjegeen8603 2 жыл бұрын

I have a turquoise kazoo that makes people punch me in the face Pretty sure it isn’t magic though…

@zapkvr 8 ай бұрын

I just now heard this music on the wireless and it brought me here as if by magic.

@dractaimatsu 2 жыл бұрын

I have a pink theremin that reminds people of ghosts

@vikingursigurdsson 2 жыл бұрын

I have a blue bass that makes people hold their hands over their ears

@MyGreatAuntFanny 2 жыл бұрын

Very good!

@madmanarragon 3 жыл бұрын

I have to try this

@jimmyr270 14 жыл бұрын

I have a yellow French horn which makes everyone giggle like little girls

@imaweerascal 3 жыл бұрын

Does anyone know where I can get hold on that calendar? It sounds lovely

@asalmog 11 жыл бұрын

What is he saying after "I'm not allowed near local schools"?

@alisalverson7321 3 жыл бұрын

The probation service tagged me.

@strawberrypencl 3 жыл бұрын

@@alisalverson7321 They did? Oh no! What for?!

@alisalverson7321 3 жыл бұрын

@@strawberrypencl It's just what he said after "I'm not allowed near local school"

@thatonekidonaboat1269 3 жыл бұрын

@@alisalverson7321 not sure u got the joke

@gglreallysucks5512 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah yeah, Ali.... revealed too much didn’t you?!

@TheOneTakeLiveCast 6 күн бұрын

The head shaking 😆

@cra83 3 жыл бұрын

Was the red tuba man, sitting drinking wine; mickey Flanagan?!

@TheCatBilbo 3 жыл бұрын

I have an aubergine triangle that makes your nose itchy. Beware...

@danielreed5199 2 жыл бұрын

David got his wish of sorts.... Robert Webb starred in a film called Confetti, where he and Olivia Colman played nudists. Both of them hated the film because they were misled on how much nudity would be shown.

@youtubeistrash2347 8 ай бұрын

How much was shown

@danielponder690 3 жыл бұрын

I have a red bassoon, it offers up no special powers :(

@jxzzpng 10 жыл бұрын

the probation officer tagged me

@Chibi_changa 12 жыл бұрын

I have an orange trombone which causes extended periods of mildly inappropriate hallucinations.

@drneotech7254 2 жыл бұрын

So either that tuba makes only Mitchell shit himself or it makes everyone who can hear one of the loadest instruments shit themselves too

@sirpercivalsmallcock-jones9585 10 жыл бұрын

I have a mauve euphonium that makes cats explode.

@LordSandwichII 8 жыл бұрын

+Throatwobbler Mangrove Is your name pronounced "Raymond Luxury Yacht?" XD

@sirpercivalsmallcock-jones9585 8 жыл бұрын

Lord Sandwich No, it's spelled that way. I prefer to use 'Throatwobbler Mangrove' as my KZfaq name to avoid mispronunciation.

@TheOneiFear 11 жыл бұрын

Well you see, I have an orange flute that makes you allergic to oxygen!

@KingOfMusic921 11 жыл бұрын

I have a transparent mandolin that makes you turn into david mitchell

@michaelq77 11 жыл бұрын

I've just advanced my lip reading skills.

@Wattywatasaurus 11 жыл бұрын

Ah! That makes sense! It sounded to me like she was saying "I don't engage in strike well," and I figured that it couldn't be that, because it doesn't make any sense. So I tried harder and harder, and just couldn't hear it any differently. Now you say it, though, I can hear it perfectly!

@CartesianNullification 2 жыл бұрын

It be crap to be having a nice meal and then everyone simultaneously shits themselves 💩

@BigglesGames1 15 жыл бұрын

Lmao 4:49 Davids yell :P:P

@ericpraline 2 жыл бұрын

That’s hilarious

@alexpeach7439 3 жыл бұрын

I have a white kazoo that makes your scabs turn into geese

@RDS_Armwrestling 2 жыл бұрын

I love how the tune is "I saw three ships" and this video was suggested to me at this time of year (December 2021)

@drewdemien481 3 жыл бұрын

I have a blue burlap sweater that makes you itch!?

@jedi01sith 11 жыл бұрын

I saw three ships (come sailing in)

@gnorung7769 2 жыл бұрын

One of the earlier brown note jokes

@justincronkright5025 2 жыл бұрын

I have a brown harmonica, but you don't want to know why it's that colour!

@2tommyrad 3 жыл бұрын

Play a lil tune or use it like a truncheon. Versatile!

@MyPhobo 2 жыл бұрын

This video quality is way too good I wish it could be blurrier and more stretched out.

@jurvajakki 2 жыл бұрын

Well this was uploaded back in 2008, gotta understand things weren't as developed back then.

@Cartoonman154 11 күн бұрын

mr B natural.

@chumshot1 13 жыл бұрын

@Thoughtland LOLZZ

@changer_of_ways_suspense_smith 3 жыл бұрын

I got a trombone but only the ladies are allowed to play it.

@richardsawyer5428 2 жыл бұрын

At least it wasn't a pink oboe. I've heard that there's films about those.

@seventwistsclockwise 9 жыл бұрын

can't work out what the lady in the supermarket says?! I seem to be harbour raises fuse i don't engage in strike well?!

@e.d.m3076 9 жыл бұрын

'I secretly harbour racist views; I don't think Asians drive well.'

@CheyMarie24 10 жыл бұрын

I have a blue saxophone which makes you twerk xD

@AngsterGaming 10 жыл бұрын

I have a yellow basoon... nevermind.

@mossy642 3 жыл бұрын

1:19 Oscar winning actress Olivia Coleman everyone.

@CyberBeep_kenshi 3 жыл бұрын

I have a sad trombone.wav

@adawiba 4 ай бұрын

Ohh what song is this again

@MaximumPotato0102 14 жыл бұрын

I would kill for a red tuba... lol

@iamthestig1 11 жыл бұрын

So would I.

@redmystery3.143 2 жыл бұрын

I have a brass coloured trombone that can make any joke funny.