The most ridiculous Mario Kart speedrun category

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2 ай бұрын

Mario Kart DS is truly the ideal speedrunning game. Fast-paced movement, a high skill ceiling, and a built-in time trial mode really give players the incentive to keep getting better. However, like with any game, there seems to be a couple of speedrun categories that are a bit... goofy. In this video, we'll be playing a category called "crash %", trying to get the game to crash as quickly as possible. How close to the world record can we get in just two hours of playing? Let's see.
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@beanzard64 Ай бұрын

Have you ever played crash % before? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Is there something down here...? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Why, what's this? A link? Hmm... I wonder if it could possibly lead to a free subscription to a KZfaq channel containing a growing library of Mario Kart Wii content... kzfaq.info

@Progamingzone847 Ай бұрын

@felixdj3466 Ай бұрын

no like just no

@Irsu85 Ай бұрын

Yes, although not officially

@notoriginal_yt Ай бұрын

this is actually just the inputs to crash youtube

@ImriGD Ай бұрын

I think this is pretty annoying to scroll down although it's pretty funny

@ay58_ Ай бұрын

dedicating 2 hours of your life to crashing your ds is peak content

@alan-tairov Ай бұрын

peak

@SpeedyGz_ Ай бұрын

You have low standards

@metleon Ай бұрын

I think I've spent more time than that crashing my DS. Though I only did it in Scribblenauts.

@Yellowsam4145 Ай бұрын

PEAK %

@ay58_ Ай бұрын

peak percent real

@LightPixel420 Ай бұрын

the fact you were able to get a better 2nd place is actually just nuts, good stuffs

@beanzard64 Ай бұрын

Thanks!

@nat298 Ай бұрын

since this video went out bean has already been demoted to a tied 3rd place on the leaderboard. it's a tough world out there.

@CommanderWiggins Ай бұрын

4th now, speedrunners are brutal.

@mkwmag Ай бұрын

this crash occurs due to there not being a sound cue and a missing file in the staircase kcl. fun fact: this doesn’t work on wii u virtual console or emulator. this only works on original ds or 3ds hardware. tested it out on my 3ds, dsi and ds lite

@rainer_szs Ай бұрын

Interesting

@ssstreax Ай бұрын

It doesn't happen in the beta either.

@lighbuldchannel8131 Ай бұрын

I have it on my 3ds, i need to try it out

@HDeDeDe Ай бұрын

According to an old bug report for melonDS, the crash won't happen on 3DS if you use something like nds-bootstrap to play the game.

@shyguy85 Ай бұрын

@@HDeDeDe false ive done it before

@alejandroo_crx Ай бұрын

and i thought making the mkwii cpus respawn was a weird speedrun category

@elneanderthal7169 Ай бұрын

Thats a category? What's it called?

@beatziegraham6928 Ай бұрын

@@elneanderthal7169probably respawn percent maybe?

@elneanderthal7169 Ай бұрын

@@beatziegraham6928 thx bro

@spiffyflinger9174 9 күн бұрын

gustavo cerati

@alejandroo_crx 8 күн бұрын

@@spiffyflinger9174 cerati eterno

@kevinhalo27 Ай бұрын

Thought this was going to be pretty boring, but you proved a 5 second speedrun can be pretty fun!

@aheadsounds2522 Ай бұрын

Ignore the part where he has to reset the game every single time. I mean I guess thats a lot of speedruns but still

@stonedboglin Ай бұрын

when the crash happens at 0:06 i thought it was my PC since its been crashing a lot lately and my heart skipped a beat 💀

@beanzard64 Ай бұрын

Sorry for the jumpscare haha

@RandomGuyFred Ай бұрын

Just checked , some guy tied you today. The amount of ties really shows how each player has an optimised gamestyle or how the game is coded because everyone finishing on the same frame would be rare in any other game.

@skyeplaysgames4598 Ай бұрын

It's because you can only finish on a frame, so instead of having a thousand times you can finish in a second, you only get 60

@fahkyew7776 Ай бұрын

It's kind of interesting to me since, from what I recall, MK64 adjusts your time based on how much of your car is past the finish line on the frame you cross it, allowing for any time to be possible. I'm surprised that wasn't implemented in this game.

@avasam06 Ай бұрын

@@fahkyew7776I actually don't know if it's implemented in MKDS. But this run ends by crashing, so there's no finish line to cross to adjust based on how much your kart is past the line.

@remiicatboy Ай бұрын

@@fahkyew7776 i don't know if it is implemented, but the timer is based off the ingame timer which crashes, i think. which means the game probably can't calculate for time then anyway

@RandomGuyFred Ай бұрын

@@skyeplaysgames4598 probably , but it's very difficult for different cart/character combos and different inputs to lead to the exact same time (in frames). Also any time is possible but only if you finish without crashing

@starrstruck Ай бұрын

anthcny seeing this video and literally TODAY submitting a better run is peak speedrun culture

@batterysnatcher Ай бұрын

8:52 “oh i dropped my speed for a sec” *gets a pb*

@Embc03 Ай бұрын

Crashing your ds is a perfect way to spend 2 hours out of the precious 24 imo

@meorwss Ай бұрын

congratulations on getting best in the world in crash% bean! im sure the summoning salt video will do your hard work justice

@AMiiInTime0016 Ай бұрын

saw the title and i just KNEW it was about this glitch

@MrL314 Ай бұрын

I’ve actually discovered ways to crash Super Mario Kart reliably by just playing completely normally (works on every version, physical and digital) and have been trying to convince the speedrunning community that crash% should be a thing for SMK. Maybe this will be the video that convinces them! :D I’ve technically been the only one to do this so I guess I’m the World Record holder for SMK crash% at ~1 hour

@epicgobbleygourdfan 22 күн бұрын

Bro just take out the game cartridge and you’ll beat everyone 😭

@aidenschueller8878 6 күн бұрын

Dude, I played hundreds and hundreds of hours of this game as a kid, it's probably the game I played the most, and I'm just now finding out what that items stat means?!?! I somehow never realized that it determines how many items you get. That's crazy. Awesome video btw

@pheonomon Ай бұрын

It's always a treat to see/learn new stuff about these old games! This was as entertaining as ever, thanks for the constant content :D much appreciated 💕

@beanzard64 Ай бұрын

Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it

@lancesmith8298 23 күн бұрын

Award winner of “funniest speedrun video intro”

@Anthcny Ай бұрын

Nice time! I just improved mine and got 5"210

@beanzard64 Ай бұрын

I saw that! Congrats on 2nd

@slitheredboyz Ай бұрын

You really do put a lot of effort into your videos, and that’s really kind of you! Thanks so much man, have a great rest of the day! keep up you're awesome content!

@beanzard64 Ай бұрын

Thank you Slithered!

@Geobeemz Ай бұрын

Some French guy beated your time with 00:05,210

@jakwenasmiddiesjakwenas3336 Ай бұрын

12:01 had me DYING for no reason

@yoymate6316 Ай бұрын

oh my GOD i put this video in fullscreen and a youtube short started playing on a different tab bc this site is buggy as hell, i didnt notice though and thought your cat was constantly meowing through the video… i only realised something was amiss when i paused the video and the cat kept meowing…

@usernamesareweird4880 Ай бұрын

I wish the DS also made a loud noise when it crashes

@DocDocGoose15 3 күн бұрын

I love that the game crashing functions as a perfect timer for this run

@whamer100 Ай бұрын

i used to do this online back when that was a thing. i had no idea if it ever crashed other players but i did it anyways because it was funny lmao

@jamesdoesstuff9939 Ай бұрын

I love this game and I am happy that he is playing this game but I sadly can't watch the live because it starts 4 hours after I get to my job

@mr.inactive1968 Ай бұрын

0:26 that's me on the leaderboards!! the epic gamer is such a bad username LOL also I love to see creators expanding upon the extensions in mkds they're all cool and interesting in their own way and I think by far this is the funniest

@brucetaion8201 Ай бұрын

Love the vid, would you consider putting some double dash content ?

@beanzard64 Ай бұрын

Thanks! I want to someday

@NintendoFanChessandMore Ай бұрын

Awww man I would've loved to see another bean wr on anything well congrats to 2nd place ww and congrats on the consistency on banger videos

@beanzard64 Ай бұрын

Thanks!

@XRCF Ай бұрын

4:00 Oh my god thats me!!! Im RudieCantFail. I feel blessed

@dinalijayasuriya3196 2 күн бұрын

The irony is that there's now 4 other people tied with him... (really enjoying your Mario Kart Wii speedrunning content btw!)

@prunabluepepper 7 сағат бұрын

I'm extremely confused as to why this video is interesting, but well... It really is! Congrats on 2nd place 🎉

@beanzard64 6 сағат бұрын

Thanks haha

@bromodo2773 21 күн бұрын

This was also kinda speedrunning the process of starting speedrunning a game

@rawkfistgaming Ай бұрын

Seems like your video woke up the category!

@evpn Ай бұрын

lmfao the intro is insane

@MisterStar64 4 күн бұрын

Was gonna do this on the Wii U until I realised they patched it. How dare Nintendo fix their game

@beanzard64 4 күн бұрын

Shame on them

@MKT-Ginger-Fox Ай бұрын

I like the summoning salt intro love your channel ❤

@beanzard64 Ай бұрын

Thank you!

@asayo11_ Ай бұрын

This category seems fun and easy to grind, but its probably super annoying to restart your DS every time you finish an attempt...

@beanzard64 Ай бұрын

I definitely think it would be worse on a 3DS or DSi where you need to wait for the game to load every time

@asayo11_ Ай бұрын

@@beanzard64 agreed

@tysondennis1016 Ай бұрын

Mario Kart: Kill Your DS

@quane3 Ай бұрын

Congrats on the new 2nd place time!

@beanzard64 Ай бұрын

Thanks!

@ElementalDomino2007 Ай бұрын

This is my kind of category. Shame I don't have this game

@Eduardo_Lima. Ай бұрын

Hi Beanzard! I'm just here to say that I really like your videos ❤, have a good day.

@beanzard64 Ай бұрын

Thank you so much! You have a good day too

@Emel_unlegit Ай бұрын

our boy did it

@natedawg6755 Ай бұрын

You know it's serious when you bring out the kirby music

@epikrobert9589 Ай бұрын

Actually this track is Boston Building

@belodie Ай бұрын

Just had a look at the leaderboard... you got tied today! Are you going to try to get that sole 2nd place spot back, or are you happy with what you've achieved?

@beanzard64 Ай бұрын

I might play here and there to see if I can improve, but I'm happy with what I've got for now.

@JumpMan96_ 21 күн бұрын

Me with my dodgy MKDS cartridge crashing the game if it moves slightly:

@_mksk_ Ай бұрын

U deserve it bean great vid as always

@beanzard64 Ай бұрын

Thanks!

@rytre Ай бұрын

Weird recommendation KZfaq. Weird but good. Weird... but good.

@ls190v2 Ай бұрын

Mario Kart DS' communication error always freaked me out as a kid.

@T_Optimiste 15 күн бұрын

The first runner is the only one to have a japanese DS, maybe it's a reason to this world record?

@Embotzz 3 күн бұрын

I have hundreds of hours in this game and i never knew about this glitch smh

@leftysheppey Ай бұрын

The WR is somebody who has spent more than 2 hours on this

@gamer-pq6kv Ай бұрын

i used to do this glitch as a kid whenever i played luigi's mansion with friends, good times

@borger4505 Ай бұрын

Did it crash them too?

@Starwort Ай бұрын

@@borger4505Iirc yes it does

@haileymccurry3756 21 күн бұрын

its definitely interesting how the leaderboard is grouped around a few different millisecond values. It'd make sense to be stuck on frame boundaries, but theres been both 333 and 331. Does it target 40fps, but not consistently?

@beanzard64 21 күн бұрын

I'm not entirely sure how it works, it's interesting to think about though.

@Douknodefox Ай бұрын

That's a good time.

@leonardodavinci3589 21 күн бұрын

In rimworld, there's a human leather hat making any% category

@beanzard64 21 күн бұрын

I love random categories like that

@MarioIsAFurry23 Ай бұрын

I’ve been loving the mkds content,, pls make more or I will be sad forever ty :3

@ay58_ Ай бұрын

mkds is quite valid, also hi :3

@MarioIsAFurry23 Ай бұрын

@@ay58_will you like stop stalking me!!

@ay58_ Ай бұрын

i guess i could, but would i?

@beanzard64 Ай бұрын

Thanks!

@ProShidder 18 күн бұрын

as of June 13th 2024, you are now 4th place.

@Fr3unen Ай бұрын

Proud of you

@mrguyorama Ай бұрын

Hot damn someone else who recreationally listens to the soundtrack. It's bangin

@beanzard64 Ай бұрын

It really is

@Slash0mega 20 күн бұрын

Normal brain: crashing into a staircase galaxy brain: ejecting the game cartridge before the race starts.

@JackBond1234 Ай бұрын

Now you're tied for third

@LiamDeege Ай бұрын

Almost at 20K Bean!

@AbsoluteLunatic123 Ай бұрын

Crazy to see how far he’s come. Long may it continue

@LiamDeege Ай бұрын

@@AbsoluteLunatic123 I know, he is so hilarious. I got to tune into one of his streams for the first time about 3 weeks ago and I was one of the more active people in the chat.

@gabrielboudjema4076 7 күн бұрын

that intro made me giggle

@Minepro_80 Ай бұрын

HOW HAS SOMEONE TIED IT ALREADY

@fallgg2965 Ай бұрын

That's new mkds video

@mr2meows Ай бұрын

when does the run start

@GearupJaven Ай бұрын

Hey in the Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon catagory extentions we have a Crash% leaderboard and I actually hold the World Record with the time of 1 minute and 1 second.

@beanzard64 Ай бұрын

That's awesome! Congrats

@GearupJaven Ай бұрын

@@beanzard64 i didn't see your comment until now but thank you!

@omegazeroINFI Ай бұрын

congrats on 4th place. i wonder how long it took everyone who past you to do it.

@beanzard64 Ай бұрын

Thanks! I wouldn't imagine it taking too long, it's a pretty short category after all

@scoopishere7881 19 күн бұрын

He’s crashing the game with a literal crash.

@wadetata9108 Ай бұрын

First club penguin’s ban%, and now this?

@fahkyew7776 Ай бұрын

I already have so many other things I gotta do bro, don't show me a speedrun I can get a top time in in 2 hours. Now I gotta try it

@sage5296 Ай бұрын

crash% speedrun speedrun

@Cod894 11 күн бұрын

Did he ever submit his run?

@g-starthefirst Ай бұрын

What’s the song in the video that starts at 4:02?

@beanzard64 Ай бұрын

Convoy Country - Vigilante 8: 2nd Offense

@monarchofrymden Ай бұрын

damn youre now in a joint 4th place, how many people tried this after your vid

@amimirmimir512 Ай бұрын

0:06 that's not how a nintendo ds crash would sound like but it's close

@BlueGrovyle Ай бұрын

It was a Wii joke ofc, Brawl music playing in the background.

@TigeriPlaysGames Ай бұрын

I think the guy who spent 2 straight hours crashing his ds probably knows that. no need to Um Aktually

@amimirmimir512 Ай бұрын

@@TigeriPlaysGames hehe

@matt92hun Ай бұрын

Is it crashing on the stairs because the fake gravity calculation for slopes is trying to divide by 0 when you're standing still?

@beanzard64 Ай бұрын

From what I've heard, the game is trying to load a sound effect that isn't actually there, and it causes the game to freeze.

@matt92hun Ай бұрын

@@beanzard64 Ooh, maybe you can find a way to trigger that quicker.

@tdsjack51 Ай бұрын

LETS HELP BEAN GET TO 20K 🗿

@beanzard64 Ай бұрын

Thank you TDSJack!

@yeninja 27 күн бұрын

i think i have the world record now... about 3.7

@lordcario4857 Ай бұрын

13:17 Him: "We are in the top 15 and no one can argue that" Argument: "I count 13 (above place 14 in the list)"

@rarebeeph1783 Ай бұрын

if you're not below or tied with at least 15 people, that makes you "in the top 15" even if you aren't specifically 15th

@RG-ij6hh Ай бұрын

FallBackITA27 tied your pb today so you're now tied for 2nd worldwide, saying "I started while watching Beanzard's video and finished during its outro lol, MKDS funny." You kinda got owned.

@felixdj3466 Ай бұрын

you are yhe best youtuber

@beanzard64 Ай бұрын

Thank you!

@VoVilliaCorp Ай бұрын

congrats on getting 2nd

@beanzard64 Ай бұрын

Thanks!

@donywbz Ай бұрын

that was epic

@beanzard64 Ай бұрын

Thank you!

@LiamDeege Ай бұрын

When do you plan to stream MKWii next Bean?

@beanzard64 Ай бұрын

I'm not sure, hopefully sometime this upcoming week.

@LiamDeege Ай бұрын

@@beanzard64 Thanks cause I would love to tune in to the chat again.

@TheBlueArcher Ай бұрын

Tempting...

@GreaterJan Ай бұрын

Just look at what the number 1 on the leaderboard does

@beanzard64 Ай бұрын

His video is private so I can't watch it

@XxJammerLammerxX Ай бұрын

yo this vid is great

@beanzard64 Ай бұрын

Thanks!

@XxJammerLammerxX Ай бұрын

@@beanzard64 your welcome lol

@christophsiebert1213 Ай бұрын

Went to the leaderboard, and at least two were "inspired" by the video to completely shit on bean's accomplishment and put him down to 3rd place. There is even a .210 now. Idk if I'm impressed or sad. But still no one beat Towa, he is far gone.

@beanzard64 Ай бұрын

Towa is next level